>>105936624
Lumi’s greatest wish is for her to be a dominant and queen bee.

Okay, so that TTS about pity that came in while we were all having fun post Clio mirror story. That was our resident essayist right?

>>105936624
>Lumi is taking a little detour
To get fucked by Fyren

>>105937819
Same

>>105936624
Since when does Lumi have an ass.

>>105937995
pity?

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>>105936747
she better know how to keep up. the fool need only stumble to earn their laugh. negativity is creative in the notice. the jester must earn their laughs before the peformance begins. positivity flows both ways. boredom reduces the jester to a fool. can this brave new world of yours survive or lead to loves demise?

>>105936624
>>105936747
if being gay for OP makes me a fag, then I am a little butt curious

if lumi is sweet today we should help her wrangle the backseating into something more useful

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Twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Rare lumi on time jump scare boo!

Regulars that get jaded and constantly annoyed at chat need to stick to some secret clique. It's cute when Lumi does it, but unless these guys are Chads IRL, the constant antagonism just sounds like reddit mod scolding.

>>105951332
if it quacks like a duck

Why does Lumi use Gendered insults, doesn't she know that's sexist?

>>105951557
it's a chad

>>105951332
can you elaborate further on the undesirable behavior? I ask because I think sanity requires a viewer to de-person the rest of chat when it becomes impossible to maintain distance from streamer.
eventually one will start noticing too much for that to be possible. (e.g. schizoing over a shattered image if you are retarded or hitting the point when even autopilot banter gurantees crits or whatever else). so you either have to leave or if you/streamer really are an exception to the rule prevent the psychic damage by stripping chat's power to the trigger self-awareness checks
of course dismissive and preachy are entirely different. calling people out for not knowing stream customs and palace protocol is eunuch faction behavior.

>>105936624
lumi has a butt
I want to sniff it

>>105955991
why are there bottom gumis. asses are for fucking

>>105953640
She hates women

>>105955790
>I ask because I think sanity requires a viewer to de-person the rest of chat when it becomes impossible to maintain distance from streamer.
You cannot do this when the streamer forces all of her audience to pay attention to a chatter by directly reading their comment and responding to them, often by name.

>>105956325
why would I sniff the butt after fucking it, that's weird

>>105956325
Lumi has no tits.

>>105960856
ohhh. I am trying white knight chat less but that incident today was not a failure of nobless oblige. it was just mean. uncanny valley how is she still going mean. especially not from lumi of all people. the nuance is not subtle.
especially not when yesterday's entire stream was dedicated to and showcased the exact opposite. a streamer's laughter directed at stories chatters volunteered for the explicit purpose of reexperiencing them together? appropriate and cthartic. chatters providing advice that, by nature of being useful, indirectly alluded to some success? at most a flex of unfortunate but logical neccessity. the moral price of caring enough to do something.
a streamer laughing at a story a hypothetical story a regular made up about an audience member. one he made up because that audience member earnestly asked a genuine question that implied an obvious lack of experience. then the streamer and regular having a PROTRACTED back and forth at the direct expense of that earnest audience member? not appropriate laughter. mean for the sake of being mean.
a regular who was absent when even indirect flexing required building up the competence of others, but right on the ball when there was a chance to undermine someone else. pouncing with a faggy reddit tier quip in the hope the streamer would do the work of transfering credibility from mr. earnest to mr. regular. flexing of the worst kind. not just crab in the bucket.
it isnt fucking cool to team up with regulars so you can destroy whatever whimsy they still had. thd whimsy that made them feel like they were in a place to safe they could ask a question witbout a second thought. that fucking hurt to see. I think lumi wasnt trying to be mean, she grants certain regulars too much credibility on meta stuff. But god damn I take your point.

>>105963956
it's ok to name ocbm

>>105963956
>>105964238
Be nice

>>105964238
anon. we have rules for a reason. rules worth adhering to irrespective of any of the above
>>105967414
that was my intention, to all parties, yes.

>>105967414
>>105968091
fine

Anyhow certain members of the community have questionable motives, just aren't very interesting or likable but spend most of their time sucking up to the most influential regulars. Then use those relationships as leverage to behave in pretty nasty ways and because most of the "core" members of the community fall silent when they see it it's seen as okay and legitimizes that behavior from that person specifically. And we've seen that behavior play itself out over and over just relentlessly be condescending and holier than thou which honestly you would expect from 40k fans but it's only one way. As soon as someone else tries to rightly correct the record it's in-fighting and you see some mean girls type shit play out, I mean seriously just look at the anniversary shenanigans, maybe Lumi deserved a kick in the butt for that but come on. In the end I see it only getting worse because these types of people try as hard as they can to make themselves "indispensable" while conveniently tearing down anyone that tries to take attention away from them. Case in point the dono thing the other day where I'm supposed to believe people I find in 14 different vtuber chats every day have any right to be, to this extent at least.

>>105968817
I appreciate you taking the time to provide the why behind your what. most anons just shit out a one liner. to confirm understanding, can you ellaborate a little on the dono? I'm still not sure which one you are referring to but it seems sort of core

>>105968091
>anon. we have rules for a reason
Wait are you seriously trying to imply 4chan/lemon has rules about naming chatters?

>>105970502
I was the one that name-dropped and I can agree that it's better to have some degree of decorum and I wouldn't have done it if I hadn't been caught in a moment of frustration and hopelessness. It's bitch-made of me to do so when I don't even name myself in the process

>>105970683
This is anonymous 4chan, "you" don't have decorum because "you" are anonymous. And for the record, OCBM is a channel collaborator that Lumi puts on her official schedule every week and is the only one in charge of running "movie night".

>>105970946
You are correct that I can technically do anything I want that doesn't result in a 3-day doesn't mean I think that's the right way of doing things and I am well aware

The fuck is the drama about now?

>>105971212
Lumi, for a brief moment, dropped the GFE and outed herself into saying she hates her chyat.

>>105971212
dwai just moderate frustration with the past year

>>105971060
based

>>105970502
yes. we schizo in the service of harmony. But if anyone asks stick to the lemon schizo narrative. it continues to serve its purpose

>>105971212
just the usual tripartite struggl between the indefatigueable backseaters of the frontier generals faction, the cunning simps of the court eunuch faction, and the learned schizos of the confucian bureaucracy. nothing to see here.

does lumi masturbate?

>>105974337
Yes, but not for carnal reasons, rather, for eclectic reasons only.

>>105974630
>eclectic
I think you may be misapplying that word. interesting use of commas by the way

>>105974630
>>105974704
okay fine, I guess I have to ask on the off chance. did you deliberately make that obscenely clever joke, or was it a happy coincidence?

lumi is the first woman I have ever met who could use victory to defeat me. years could go by where she bites her pride and plots, then when the perfect moment presents itself, she pounces. boom. stunlocked for an hour trying to think of how to hug, high five, and give a piggy back ride without accidentally blurting out the words.

>>105975491
Wut

>>105971212
Gumis are about to self-exterminate for Lumi’s attention

>>105977273
In case you haven't noticed, /lemon/ is schizo general. Sometimes they babble like that.

>>105979589
The fuck does that mean?

>>105980534
civil war

>>105980639
LMAO whatever man. New viewers who aren't in her circle of pals are just gonna leave. Civil war lol.

>>105980709
That's basically it, I hope she'll notice viewership consistently drop down 500-600 after every new influx of first time chatters

>>105974337
Lumi hasn't had to take care of her own sexual needs since she was a teenager

>>105936624

>>105977273
you cant just say things sometimes anon. I'm not going to go oh she told us her degree and where she is from and countless other shit when I am the only one who seems to have noticed. that would be fucking retarded because it might have been an accident instead of a breadcrumb game.
some people are full of shit. you get to be an audience member and guess how this play will unfold

>>105980709
>>105980756
how about you grow some balls and call out coordinated negative bullshit from other chatters when you see it? one man can be a one man army but that usually means they have a job. one person cant call bullshit by themselves every single time. not without a far more sophisticated approach that might accidentally fuck with lumi in the process. this is her job. anything that might spiral into a negativity feedback loop cant be touched under any circumstances.
that said, you've seen people solo half of chat when they are being bitchy or maliciously autistic. you've seen them be proven right every single time. next time that happens, a simple positive remark goes a long way. dont start a fight, but when you see good things happening, just say something. Something postive.
if you need reps building up your confidence, for this sort of thing, where else but here?

>>105979589
yeah you've never successfully reduced tension before.

I sense lumi's hand beneath recent developments with the new girls

>>105986246
real I'm 99% sure she had something to do with BiBi's debut even if indirectly, it was pure schizotuesday

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Jelly

>>105986391
mainland scuttlebutt says the girl that the thread shat on for no reason has deployed the coombait. Holding that in reserve to deploy for a crisis. Multiplier effect and force concentration. Very sexy

>>105986841
What about her?

>>105987845
lumi would friend wife dizzy but she wants to fuck jelly. autism turns her on

Lumi made me crawl around on the floor wearing blackface and called me her little niggerman :(((

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Plans within plans.

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>>105988277
all according to keikaku. she was so cute when she was all nervous about phase wars and needed comforting to help build her up

>>105988441
But isn’t Lumi a warmonger?

>>105990636
she fights by playing support tactically or waging war like one of the organizing primarchs. normal war does not come with a dozen menhera girls screeching inane nonsense into your ears for three days straight

lumi is going to be extra cute today I can feel it

Why has lumi's streams been so short lately? Does she hate us now?

>>105993842
You got used to the august stream schedule and yes she always hates us (affectionate)

>>105993842
she said it has to do with that project she abandoned us over

>>105993887
>affectionate
LOL
LMAO

lumi jealous remi got the chains and the goop

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She's Live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>105997129
Did she remember to warm up her engine so she is in the right type of mood?

What's her problem with men?

>Lumi doesn’t hug her parents or brother
Why is she so cold

>>105998398
All the important men in her life have been extremely submissive beta males

>>105998462
Hugging is a sign of submission

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Marriage with Lumi would be very cold
https://files.catbox.moe/mdfnko.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/wqski8.mp4

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Lumi knows
https://files.catbox.moe/y0w6ul.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/srnhen.mp4

Lumi really likes to blame everyone but herself

was anyone else slightly offended by the suggestion we go watch other vtubers?

>>106002345
relative to other stars maybe

>>106005432
she is at the end of the day, a woman

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Lumi finally admits that she loves her family and that she hugs them whenever she can
https://files.catbox.moe/yzb0nx.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/2f85x4.mp4

>>106005630
a very terrified woman who spent the end of stream explaining how she won't play any good horror gamea because she has gotten so good at coping she would ruin them

collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nUe-MYYabI

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>>106008422
The other two girls kill the collab

>>106008648
yup. did the mandatory your chat is here comments but whoever pushed this from 3 to 4 peoe should be shot

Lumi is trying way to hard. She should scale it back

>>106010627
you are seeing an introvert wearing their fake extrovert face to power through a group situation she forced into. she can't dial it back.

>>106005659
Why was she so hesitant to include her brother?

lumi did well. we will have some new gumis soon. locals. they seem cool too.

(you)

what imaginary world is lumi exploring by hand tonight?

>>105968817
fyi anon, this got me thinking and I did some digging. I always suspected it, but lumi radiates such a mesmerizing agape, you want to avoid bringing real world baggage with you.
there is a little clique of schizo groomers, not noricers, real ones, working together to remove non-pliant regulars, people with diverging interests she likes, chase off whales, and drag lumi down to their level. their sloppy opsec might be deliberate marking.
this is a larp and should not be taken seriously. do not check what was said on discord during weird moments. do not use the massive writing samples. do not compare it to rrats /here/. do not search for the names of noteable chatters past or present. no one would cross the line into schizoing at other chatters, so dont bother.

>>105994150
Some big event she made up for Phase Connect?

>>106018095
I really dont think it is a concert. she seems too excited for it. even though it seems like a concert. either way. whatever keeps her silly mind happy.

>>106020181
I was thinking more like phase summer camp or phase wars

>>106020926
But Lumi lost on those conflicts

>>106021508
the first day of phase wars was fun. lumi wanted to hide under her desk, team blaze started rounding up and interning the gays, the minecraft war was watchable, tardwife payed so much attention to us. the other two days were slogs.
phase summer was the first and only phase events that was actually fun the whole time, didnt disrupt anything else, worked properly, and made everyone like the company. she won. bigly.

tardwife sings today

>>106025614
Good

>>106027366
it really is. I was worried she stopped enjoying it

https://www.youtube.com/live/j00Hehj_CUg

tardwife sing good. make grug less annoyed. like grey breaking into rainbow. grug share

is sunbro still around?

>>106029397
it seems so

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she did it. she actually did it. lumi is fren to all gumis

>>106030334
What a whore

>>106031088
she may be a lazy lying whore but she is also the baby who will be the mother of my babies

I'm getting Rie vibes from this model. Loved the setlist, too. But the boobs are too bouncy

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I hate how her tits jiggle too much

>>106032514
>>106032324
Is it a new model? I haven't been watching her as much recently. I assumed it was one of those addon stuff they get off booth or something.

>>106032514
yeah its gross but the singing was good so its ok

>>106032642
idk what the difference between a new model and an addon. The tits definitely don't jiggle this much. And something about the face seems different. But what do I know, I'm alt-tabbed, second monitor, and when I do tab in it's to look at chat.

>>106032514
>>106033344
stop being fags guys this is going too far
>>106033443
she did something special for us today that required her commiting to the bit as the model and as the person. enjoy it for what it is

>>106021508
She's an office woman at heart. She needs those company projects to keep her happy

>>106034879
Is Lumi nothing more than an HR drone?

>>106034879
I know. it's just that energy spent would have made her more pent up for streams and the time could have been spent thinking about me. is that too selfish?

Does anyone have the link for part one of Alien Isolation?

>>106038583
its on her twitch, just go back a few days

>>106032642
Just Lumi as a Vampire lady

>>106040070
it looked like a new outfit bur there is also the obvious alternate explanation for the fun rigging

>>106040558
>bur there is also the obvious alternate explanation for the fun rigging
Lumi is just afraid the new girls will cut into her CCV and is trying to go back to her coomer ways. She does this whenever there's a new gen

>>106040600
I think you are letting the gossip angle distract you from the tangibles

>>106038685
Found it, I really should try actually engaging my brain more it tends to help

>>106040711
all good my dude sometimes we all need just a little nudge in the right direction

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I guess you dont need to like or fully understand something to appreciate it. it was nice when she lived for us but it would be selfish not to approve of the character growth

jesus christ lumi is being fucking brutal on twitter today

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>>106041385
Yeah, she’s crashing out. The new girls might be getting to her.

>>106042001
I think the new girls are accelerant dumped onto a project that has been driving her, and therefore to some unconscious degree her viewers, insane.
it is funny seeing some of the feedback loop. chat responds to neuroticism by dropping most negativity and cranking up the positive, she notices and gets suspicious and more neurotic in turn. pottery

our special little streamer needs to get a key bowl to put by her door

>>106042576
That would be simple and practical, so no

did she forget it is over the garden wall day?

>>106049074
She tweeted ~10min ago she's obv busy, only joins in movie nights when she feels like it. She hasn't even mentioned LOTR marathon in months it's obvious this is taskmaster stuff that ruins the fun of it

>>106049074
Lumi never attends movie night. It's OCBM's personal stream.

>>106049452
stop being a cuck or doomer. whichever may be the case. she explained this already

>>106049420
fight club it is then

>>106049546
Lumi loves us and that's all that matters

>>106054099
she will make a great mom. who'd of thought vtubing was a pilgrimage in it's own right

>>106054419
No she won't. She was a bad caretaker of her baby brother

>>106055320
she's spent a lot of time developing skills that are very cross applicable.

leakmi managed to stay quiet about the project after practically confirming one of the new gen had a freak out. she really cares. how did she keep everyone else quiet

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>>106059081
>leakmi managed to stay quiet about the project after practically confirming one of the new gen had a freak out
All this mean is that Lumi is already plotting for one of the girl's downfall.

>>106059565
I look forward to exercising lumi

>>106035179
Lumi loves the office environment that's why she larps with the rest of the invaders in minecraft once a week. True adult day care enjoyer

>>106041385
It's nice when she goes off on retards on Twitter. The true toxic lumi is the best lumi.

>>106061004
I have to agree, it is much more fun watching her tear a new fuck hole in someone who thinks they are being clever. as long as she goes after trolls and not the non-combatant autists clinging to her skirt for safety

>>106061088
She can fight those fuckers too. Lumi needs to gatekeep harder. She likes strong men who can talk shit back not guys who cry over slurs.

Has she ever shown a full view of that model she used during karaoke? Wondering for.....reasons...

>>105987911
Lumi gets disgusted at the thought of being sexual with another female.

>>106063084
it's one of those paid l2d asset from etsy probably

>>106003354
>my friend's husband
that's her opsec for her bf's friend.

why does lumi always fuck off right after a new gen? it seems like she always disappears right when it would be most detrimenral for noombers. as I type that I wonder if it is because it makes her sad seeing gumis leave her for a new girl

>>106063293
if lumi blows off ballet on a friday night halloween, the night everyone who isnt a loser or over 30 goes out to get fucked up and fuck, then she will vindicate us and you are full of shit. I know for a fact it is impossible to resist that urge.

>>106067558
>Lumi feels sad if I leave her she loves me
Fell for it again award

>>106067680
she doesnt need to love me to feel sad about that you absolute mongoloid

>>106067726
I should start calling you Todd Howard with how much you lie to yourself.

>>106067781
yeah I am sure you would feel great seeing someone else take your book of business or everyone blow off an event they said they would go to.
the level of autism is so high with you fucks I can't tell if your life is so pathetic I need to use baby gloves or you are trolling and just autistic enough to think explaining things to retards counts as drawing aggro. either way. I am sorry you got dealt such a shitty hand

>>106067558
She doesn't give a fuck. Which is ironically why I don't feel bad about ditching streams to watch the new girls vods.

>>106068041
see above and remember to wear a helmet when you go trick or treating

>>106068119
Your comparison doesn't work, no matter how creative you get with your insults, you poopoohead

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>>106068144

I dreamt about lumi for the first time. it was weird. she was trying to figure out what went wrong with specific schizos in chat. there was something else that felt important but I forgot.

friendly reminder to never be nice to lumi or you will miss her 10x more when she is gone

>>106067672
>women who have bfs don't go out on halloween
are you retarded?

>>106071293
reading comprehension. if she blows of ballet to do halloween streaming shit late into the night, we have basically proven a negative. friday night halloween comes once every 7 years. it is the most fun night of the decade. the cuck posting faggots will take a year to recover from that.

>>106071398
>it is the most fun night of the decade
LMAO halloween is not a big event for people over the age of 20. At most it's staying home and handing out candy to the neighborhood kids (or nigger teenagers depending on local demographics).

>>106068514
>She doesn’t want 14 Tylenol babies
Why does she hate children??

>>106072381
I love it when a redditor tries to call what they perceive to be a fellow redditors bluff. there really isn't anything else to say

>>106072395
she hordes her tylenol bottles like treasure in her little crack head apartment. she wont share. especially with babies. it would be like taking.. well tylonel from an autistic baby

>>106072462
Your schizobabble is leaking again.

>>106072907
fraid not. you're probably still young though. plenty of time to go experience things but you have to decide to start

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the sexiest, cutest, and most lovable thing about lumi is her ability to throw a plan together and make it happen.

>>106011688
The need to be a cold bitch in front of her chyat

the thing that makes lumi special isnt just being smart or even kind. morality and intelligence? you can set your life path up to meet plenty of that. creativity and imagination? that glimmer you lost to victory? more valuable than whatever you sought out for to begin with.

>>106067558
She's using it as a break. She knows people are going to skip streams to watch the new girls. She's also busy with that phase project.

>>106075815
would that not be peak kino time with the people who aren't there for pretend? a stream ambush with real gumis only would be much more fun than one with the political chatters. rewatch her guerilla after parents came home. she was in a weird place for the month before that. next day we were literally going on a walk. it had nothing to do wirh weekend activity