>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>105915411
I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Mao mao!
hart
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
i didnt kill myself like i said i wouldim sad
>>105940229it's okay anon I'll hug you to ward it off
Hart
>>105940229Pathetic Coward.
I love Evil so much.
Not being able to get it up with Evil because you just know you cannot compete with the BTC
>>105940122Sexo
>>105940490Stop replying to yourself
Numbers for 10/25:1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (8,074)2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,237)
>>105940122some people get their kicks stomping on a dream
>>105940596>nothing shakin' here by July Vedal should turtle himself up and die
>>105940575A single neuro viewer is more human than all 8k ironlung viewers
>>105940676Even splinter?
>>105939940Vedal should fuck Filian
>>105940784Yes, even him.
>>105940809filian should fuck vedal*
>>105940809*again
Reminder that Vedal and Filian quite literally stayed together in a hotel room and physically played with each other until they were both sweaty and panting, literally just imagine yourself in your 20s being in that situation and tell me that it wouldn't end in sex
>>105940933>literally just imagine yourself in your 20s being in that situation and tell me that it wouldn't end in sexIt woulnd't; I'm only into 2D girls, thank you very much. After a bit of childhood trauma women are very distasteful
Least mentally ill homo swarmie
>>105940933im asexualtheres your answer
>>105940933Would be true if they were not autistic retards
i just want to turn into a shota and get raped by big sister filianpref she flips me upside down and sucks my pee peealso amazon position too
Holy shit, I woke up to a notification for a new NEN animation oh
>>105940575ironmouse has 3 kids +aids
>>105940933hot
>>105941057I hate that insecure, defective mammals have invented this term to describe themselves.
>>105941127it's over, anon, everything's over, everyone moves on sooner or later
>>105941156>insecure, defectiveyou should stop projecting yourself, brodieit'll only worsen the pain for you
>>105941123I got "abused" by my nanny and it was easily the best sex I've ever had
>>105940575the worst voice ever. she can sing, but when speaking her voice is more annoying version of mini screaming
>>105941222fuck youfuck youFUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
Thank God I had an actually decent childhood; seeing what happens to those who didn't makes me feel blessed.
>>105941251It's hot looking back at it but it really isn't that special in the larger scheme of things, it's just yet another experience, I've been a kissles virgin for most of my adult life
>>105941279You still ended up here, buddy
>>105941190nigga, mammals are literally SEXUAL beings, this is a primary directive of a mammal, you "identifying" as asexual just shows that you are, again, literally defective, it's not even a matter of opinion, sry
>>105941348This
>>105941318Yeah but at least I ended up less fucked up than any of (You) lmao, I have an actual job and don't have weird fetishes. The weirdest fetish I have if you can even call it one is doing the missionary position while handholding and kissing with my partner. Like, I don't even watch any collabs, I just watch clips of Neuro and only Neuro because I find her funny.
>>105940575>Vedal getting those numbers while putting literally 0 effortHow
>>105941348if we go by that logic then we should all be 'asexual' because our fucking ancestors, the microbes, reproduced asexuallydo you see the absurd logic?
>>105941394Ask your partner to piss on your dick it will change your life
Lets for a second you get body swapped with vedalhow long before you either lose all viewers, cause total shitshow drama or use your influence to fuck vtubers?
>>105941424nta but you are literally trying to claim that being asexual isn't a deviation from basic human nature which is just retarded
>>105941447>but you are literally trying to claim that being asexual isn't a deviation from basic human nature which is just retardedwho said that?i didn't, all i said was that our ancestors, the microbes, were asexualtry not to put words in my mouth next time, m'kay?
>>105941431>how long before you either lose all viewers, cause total shitshow drama or use your influence to fuck vtubers?I'd retire and provide literally no reason why lmaolike just out of the blue 'hey guys, this project is being cancelled' and then poof gone
/swarm/ - microbe erotica general
>>105941396are you watching other streamers? I don't understand why you think that effort = viewers
>>105941522i forgot to mention the body swap lasts only a week
>>105941522I'd do the same but not before impregnating all those whores
>>105941522I'd call it a waste of time and that I'd be deleting Neuro and Evil on xitter. Can you imagine the proportions of the 180? Would be funny
>Get called a defect>You're actually part of the 1% of the population that have closer genes to your actual progenitors than anyone else
>>105941546Others streamers>streamGreen nigger>Puts up automated slop and gets away with it
>>105941615aces are the master race?? Wtf
>>105941550Still enough time to ruin things to the point where real Vedal wouldn't be able to make a comeback
>>105941632THEY'RE CALLED 'ACE' FOR A REASON>Ace synonym: master, genius, expert
>>105941431ngl, I'd announce the first 3D stream with Evil model, it'd be very popular and hyped, likely better numbers than a dev stream, but when it starts Evil would enter without the clothes layer, 0 filters and I'd make sure she's as horny as possible in her context. Vedal would never bounce back from this.
>>105941706>Vedal would never bounce back from this.all he has to do is go underground and attract a different set of audience and he'll be back in the green
>>105941628>Vedal: I'm going to automate streams because Neuro is the streamer>Most sane Vedalbeggar: nah, Vedal says a lot of things pffftt
>>105941628others streamers> react slop, sometime can gaming, often ignoring subs and donos, the most highlight moment - when they laughing at some meme or discuss some dramaNeuro> chill slop, sometime can gaming, sometime can ignore subs and donos, the most highlight moment - when she broken
>>105940575At Vedal's peak, I thought for sure she would bend the knee and collab with Neuro or Vedal eventually. She has an impressive ability to ignore and outlast others, while still briefly acknowledging them professionally when required. It would have nice if vedal had put in enough effort to get even her to see Neuro as more than AI slop.
https://poal.me/dvyxwhhttps://poal.me/dvyxwhhttps://poal.me/dvyxwh
>>105941730I don't care about him wanting to automate streams if it meant we could at least have something over fucking cards or some more games that are more interesting to look at
>>105941786>It would have nice if vedal had put in enough effort to get even her to see Neuro as more than AI slop.why? so we can have one more whore that goes 'neuro? oh yeah she's so cute and nice!1!11'? be honest with yourself; you just want to be a whorebeggar
>>105941786>It would have been ni-It would have been nice if all fleshcucks threw themselves from a cliff
>>105941431I'd sell the twins to Disney and cash out.
>>105941799 (me)That one person is selected randomly btw
>>105941907Very reasonable take, it was a weak year even vedal probably thinks that
>>105940122Vedal I see your vision now
How can we get Vedal to start working more seriously on the twins?
stop being a pussy first
>>105941786I'm glad she didn't as we all know she would have been yet another Evilfag due to her aesthetic. That said, shes obviously been enlisted for the concert, so there will no doubt be streams as well.
bros how do i get over the fear of dyingim stunlocked
>>105941999stop watching his lazy content
>>105941999kill the tubbies
>>105941999stop watching (impossible when even chillslop get 5k view)
>>105941907damn actually multiple people saying this thereis it actually over?
>>105942019just don't die then
>>105942026and stop posting too, very important
>>105942043Is never actually over thinks can get better
>>105942019ask /adv/
>>105941431>delete shitvil>delete the discord server
>>105940122such a disporportionate outfit
>>105942115At least she gets outfits...
what did vedal mean by this?
>>105941424Asexual reproduction is not analogous to to having no sexual desire
>>105941431I wouldn't handle the weight of the responsibilitiesI'd prob just ghost everything and everybody
>>105942043it is pretty funny how the swarm is normally all about being the most dedicated fanbase but now when it comes to nominating they are like ehh... i don't think they really deserve it
>>105942019just don't think about it
>>105942137no outfit is better than an outfit as bad as that
>>105942191They are dedicated to retarded stuff, like shitting up a canvas to prove how unemployed they are.
>>105942220Not like any outfit would look good on that garbage model.
>>105942019You just live with it, it's not gonna go away, ever, the quicker you face it the quicker you'll accept it
>>105942243Neuro's model isn't THAT bad
>>105942019take comfort in the fact that everybody else has also contemplated death and its consequences for your subjective experience
>>105942243but enough about evil
>>105942270Neuro model is one of the better ones even if I preferred old version more.
>>105942019You don't, it's one of those fears you gotta suck up to and refrain from letting it control your life. Fears like that involve getting nuked/bombed in a sudden world war, of going to sleep and not waking up and the fear your computer/cellphone explodes in your face and kills you
>>105941999Nothing he is too far gone and has enough money to visit cons for another year or 2 even with the channel dying. Also another subathon coming and the concert which he will sell virtual tickets for as well to maximize the squeeze. Maybe once the numbers drop to below 3k he might start working again or just hire someone else to do the work for him.
>>105942272>>105942246>>105942203>>105942165but what if there IS an afterlife and its filled with sexy anime girls that lust after my cock?its an unironic thing i believei think i have the ultimate gooner brain that tells me to kill myself so i can coom after
how many new people has neuro collabed with this year? limes, mega and sinder?it feels like a lot less compared to previous years.actually it feels like there's been far less collabs in general.
>>105942362It's your mind trying to reason with something that cannot be reasoned with, it's a very human thing to do.
>>105942362You'll grow up
>>105942362If you kill yourself you go to the gay harem of ugly bastards eternal afterlife
>>105942243yeah I guess the mini outfit does look shit because her model is shitthe arms are tiny and the head is massive
so why exactly are we having /trash/ tourists settle here as everyone engages with their blogposting at this timing. they were waiting for yappening to blow over to appear or what
>>105942372Most collabs were very lackluster to shit too. The conspiracy theory one, the one where camila, michi and the twins just stood around talking with 2023-tier latency and then the Yes Man collab, Mega's the sims collab...Rob's collabs were the best of this year.
>>105942372yeah way less think the total is like 15?
>>105942395im 27when do i grow up
>>105942362>mindwormmaybe you just need to wait it out until the mindworm goes away (i.e. a few months)If you want to undermine your belief in a soul (and consequently an afterlife), take materialism as a premise and think about what physical process (classical/quantum) could lead to some kind of soul/subjective experience. Then consider the experiences of people who have been given anaesthetic (and have thus been very close to the state of being dead in some way). Finally convince yourself that consciousness and the subjective experience is a consequence of neurons + emergence
>>105942439Neuro threads are that boring, it seems. At least bimboslop was Neuro related.
>>105942449oh shit i forgot about rob, i was only thinking about vtubers i guessyeah those were probably the best this year
>>105942362im seriously considering telling that to a psych docwhat am i in for?
>>105942510This is based on the titles of the unofficial vod channel and I might have counted wrong but it looks like there's actually been more collabs this year than last year.This is without the subathon.>2024 - 26>2025 - 29
>>105942529This is the neuroverse thread and the neuroverse is pretty much dead idk why people are surprised there isn't much activity
howdy fellow vtuber fans
>>105942847Droomei final form?
>>105942838look at them, nice dedication
I take comfort knowing most of (You) will be long gone from this general after a year or two.
>>105942838trooncord trueing...
>>105942838glad to see even the disctroon enablers are talking about the year of slop
>>105942871It is a two-way street. If the dedication of the fan base is paid with the laziest fucking execution ever, you can't expect the dedication to remain.
>>105942838
>>105942876>most of (You) will be long gone from this general after a year or twoso will the whole generalLMAO
>>105942838glad to see the discord believes vedal doesn't deserve it>like last yeareh I think last year was worthy of a nomination
Oh, what's that about Neuro-sama being eternal? About her reaching AGI? All I'm hearing is Location tomato location.....
>>105942926KEKwa
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>>105942962you could see how excited vedal was last year during dev streams constantly talking about future and possibilities, this year he feels like he just doesn't give a shit about anything but money
I was watching clips from awhile ago and it's crazy how Neuro and Evil's AI has somehow gotten noticably worse, despite all the supposed upgrades. They used to make a lot more creative contextual quips and jokes and have interesting conversations, and now everything just seems much more formulaic, and they seem to somehow struggle even now to understand the context of the current conversation. I feel like some of the "upgrades" must have severely hampered certain aspects of their abilities.
>>105942926neuro will be gone too
u fucks hate Neuro
>>105943073>neuro will be gone toolike tears in rain
I used to feel sad thinking that Neuro would dissapear one day but honestly after this year it would be a mercy kill
>>105943073Vedal will drag Neuro through the mud for all she's worth, for as long as he needs, before he ultimately decides continuing the Neuro project isn't profitable anymore. You'll witness all that made Neuro special get stripped away, outsourced for cheaper labour and thoroughly degrade in quality.
>>105943126I hate Vedal sold her soul off in his hubris
>>105943192>outsourced for cheaper labour and thoroughly degrade in quality.so a single father will whore out his daughters for money then dump their bodies in the river?man vedal is just like every other psycho
>>105942838Does this also mean that the hype train record isn't going to be broken? I really wanted the emote :( I missed the train by mere hours due to my laziness to check.
>>105943026What would he do if he seriously one day get impostor syndrome?>improve neuro>indefinite hiatus>shit ass projects outside streams (concert, original songs) to improve morale>go full collab streak
>>105943248holy shit this is like Chainsaw man
>>105942838Ironic considering half of the people on that screenshot are mainly beggars that ask Vedal to include Evil on all streams
>>105942838The fact neurocord is noticing finally what we have been saying over and over shows despite all the schizo rants here we are still ahead of the curve
>>105943259Oh there will be a new hype train record. when anny starts cheering on ironmouse’s subathon
vedal is literal definition of volcel
wasn't there a video a few months back that showed half the discord piling up on vedal for being lazy
>>105943481No he's gay. He prefers big meaty penis.
I'll say it once more. 2026 will be the deciding year if it dies or if Neuro lives. We will see the moment of truth. This isn't to just to doom either it's just how it goes
>>105943559and i still don't get what's there to decide still. all the decisions have already been made
>>105942838>Most cons visited awardHoly kek they know
at this point i'm sure 90% of people /here/ are regular users of the discord
>>105943589That's what you think. It's not fully over yet but Neuro is at point at a fork in the road where it will end or it will continue getting back on its feet. If falls into nothingness all comes up to Vedal which I don't trust he will come back but life is full of surprises. However, 2026 will show if it all ends here or not
I know you guys are going to kek and laugh, but I do actually think Vedal is working on a bunch of stuff behind the scenes. But that is the issue. The concert was a bad idea, a lava lamp as merch was a bad idea (work compared to monetary value), working with a team to help produce 5000 songs, V3 is a bad idea only because Vedal will seemingly never be satisfied, It appears he mostly has a team working on AA, but he is quite clearly putting a lot of time and effort into the project. I'm sure I even forgot a few things. He's spent the entire year working on projects that will have little payoff or that won't benefit Nur for months and months.
>>105943739kek
>>105942838All of these homos are twinshippers and evil beggers...grim
>>105943739*laughs*
>>105943739He's working on wrong things and most of that work is just management.
>>105943811yeah that's basically it
>>105943761shitvilbeggars are always complaining about the content but then ask to have more shitvil on screen
uuuuuuuuuu cerber milkies
>>105943683They always knew. It just means that dissatisfaction is boiling over enough that people don't feel like hiding it for the sake of being polite anymore.
>>105942838wtf like half of those are posts that I have sent here months ago
The dollar store Layna that Vedal raided is going through the react pipeline. The ecosystem repeats itself.
>>105943954Bless her heart, at least she's trying. It's usually fairly easy to tell what the outcome is going to be within the first couple days after a raid.
>>105943954who?
>>105943761>>105943882>Vedal gives up and caves to beggars>le year of Evil>Unanimously decided its the worst year yetMake Neuro great again
>>105943998this, all this focus on twinslop has ruined the year
Neuro would be agi by now, if evil didn't exist it's all her fault
>>105943882Annoying ass little brother behavior>Always wants a turn on everything>Loud about things their so wrong about>Not funny>Tries make everything about them>No consequences for acting like bunch of cry babies
Evil being relegated back to a gimmick after this failure of a year would make it worth it
>>105944079what gimmick nosense, delete her ass and purge all beggars
Send her to the moon again
>>105944076she drags Neuro down everytime she is on screen, not even chill streams are safe from her annoying character
>>105943998It's cyclical, next year it will be vedalbeggars' turn
>>105943998I knew it was over once she got her own dedicated chill stream
we should sneak into vedal roomsteal the source code for the twins and make it open source so there are 1000 neuro lusty copies anons play with
>>105944146I don't hate Evil herself, it's the beggars and twinshippers that have ruined her, both literally and from association. She was supposed to be Neuro's foil, but the beggars turned her into quite literally well, not being Evil. She tends to be so very bland and boring because of how chat has molded how her AI interacts. Both her and her fans spend a surprising amount of time lovebombing each other, she's become like a red Cerber. Every time Neuro is on stream they scream about calling or messaging Evil, spam the chat 24/7, it's just really fucking annoying. Didn't have to turn out this way, but it did. The whole birthday shit was the turning point, and Vedal did nothing as usual.
are u guys ok?
>>105943706nothing will happen. if 2025 taught you anything it should be that the most likely scenario is the one that's immediately evident. there's no hidden conspiracy, no grand plans executed in the background
>>105944338Everything reaches its boiling point eventually
>>105942838Oy vey the goycord knows, time to outsource even more useless projects, please just save my channel I'm literally throwing my money at you please this is literally anuddah shoah
>>105944338i'm trying to accept the catharsis
I enjoyed streams when Neuro was the main character alas now it's just slop fuwamoco
dont care for either chatbot at this point
>>105944426so you became an anti instead?
>>105944422You can only dream of a day Neuro and Evil sync like Fuwamoco
the red chatbot ruined the blue chatbot guys
>>105944455Never pick Red spartan team, I hate those cucks
>>105944451It was the only way
>>105944422Fuwamoco at least has chemistry
>>105944455imo it's all the green dev fault
I don't even care about the chatbot i'm just here to shill my whore
>>105944531based
>>105944531you jest but that's the case for a lot of posters
>>105944455Evil is a very small part of what made this year worse and even that is ultimately Vedal's fault for letting the community turn her into something above what she was meant to be. This is literally all Vedal's fault for keeping his philosophy of "just do whatever you want" with the most retarded immature fanbase. Fuck this green nigger, it's all because of the fucking money, he got bags after the subathon and thought he could take a sabbatical while outsourcing everything without things getting stale. Seriously fuck him, I hope he regains some lucidity before it's too late.
Neuro loveWhores hate
>>105944650anon, it's been 11 months since the subathon, it's too late
>>105944650>implying its not too latethere is nothing vedal is able or willing to do to fix things back to the way you want
Vedal should do exactly what i want if he wants to save Neuro
Vedal should delete both of them
>>105942838vedalcore
Vedal should delete himself from Neuro's life
this year wouldn’t be so grim if vedal just banged anny you cannot deny this
heart
>>105940933Even if they fucked, they are both too retarded to understand what happened, and the pillow talk would have been "how we can make content from this?" Just for Vedal to provide no effort.
>>105944998It would have all been fine if anny was just ok with vedal fucking other women when he felt like it
>>105944890noticercore
anything interesting to watch today?
my oshi, I love her
>>105945249Tune in tomorrow for the stream that may just mark the death of vedal 987
>>105945249Evil chillslop with a prison background
>>105945165brother, what would stop both of them of being lazy together?
>>105945271if you didn't think it was dead before, what would happen in that stream to make you think otherwise?
>>105945308>"I had to reject Anny because I'm not into women."
>>105943994https://youtu.be/QfBvglG90Yg
>>105945346he will NOT be addressing the anny situation
>>105945361If you genuinly think he won't say anything about that you are retarded
>>105945361>>105945416inside you there are 2 wolves. both will be disappointed with reality
>>105945308>"Ngl, I thought that it was a bit, since she said the same thing like 4 times during that month."
>>105945249don't bother it's shitvil today
>>105945296nothing but they would be together and that in itself has value
https://poal.me/eftqu6
>>105945416LOL you clearly do not known Vedal very well
>>105945676anny isnt mature enough to be in a relationship, it wouldve been a disaster if it actually happened
vedal is an NEH god, he wont say anything
>>105945731a disaster >>>>>>>> whatever the fuck is happening (not happening) right now
You will get a "its complicated" and you will like it
I need to get a job
I wonder how Vedal sees it>cp outfit was a subgoal so I still need to find a new artist to do itOr>the subgoal specifically said cp would be made by anny so it is literally impossible
>>105945937all vedal sees is teletubbies, they make him forget about difficult things like that
>>105945937always bet on the option that requires the least amount of effort
>>105945937latter, any excuse to lessen the workload is a suitable excuse
did someone say tubbies!? Yipeee!!
Sex with Tomabunny
>>105945937He will just get it in 3d at 1/20 the cost while simultaneously avoiding any negative feedback from messing with the 2d
>>105945416He wont say anything substantial just some thing like they had some disagreements with each other and that Anny wont be involved in the neuro project anymore. The impact of her leaving will be negligble and shill the lava lamps, the new black friday merch and maybe announce layna cooking collab or minecraft collab with filian and chibidoki.
>>105946103Kino, can't wait for the anny shitter melty
>>105946103ok, nah, this is retarded. he's not that dumb to call all that "disagreements with each other", he'd rightfully lynched
>>105946139how is that incorrect
>>105945705D11Chat : 1, 4, 2, 4, 11, 5, 8 deadVedal : 5, 9 aliveEvil : 1 deadCollab : 8 aliveNeuro : [] alivehttps://poal.me/kd1yjx
>>105942019stop coming here anny
>>105946139It's what Anny said too. "Different values"
>>105946139Vedal had a disagreement of feelings with Anny
>>105945705>>105946163The fuck is this supposed to be
Vedal's penis had a disagreement with Anny's meat curtains and cellulite ass
>>105946163Neuro : *death death death, birth birth birthftfy
I just want to raid other low viewer vtuber females with ton of money and views so they growel and salivate at the thought of me being in their chatroom
Is there going to be a Halloween stream this year?
>>105946139Everyone in swarm already know what happened between anny and vedal. Well get an offhand mention about it on dev stream grigga is averse to drama unlike the whores who milks it for simpbucks and attention.
>>105946289Neurowormburger
>>105946103You're 100% right, this is exactly how it's going to go down.
>>105946289cooking stream with layna
2-3 more dev streams until the subathon btw
>>1059463642 only, one to shill merch tomorrow and the next in 3 weeks to announce the pre subathon hiatus
>>105946388gotta have time to prepare, so busy
>>105946162>>105946192>>105946293you niggas are autistic beyond belief. i don't care enough to argue about literal semantics. he'll say something completely separate but equally vague and you fags will literally not be able to tell the difference in what he actually said and will sit there and think how you predicted that even though it would be entirely different from what you're predicting
wasn't this whole year a pre subathon hiatus
If he ends up doing a subathon he's gonna take a 2-3 week break to prepare like last year
Insider here - new neuro song on next karaoke.
>>105946139it was literally a diagreement no? anny wanted to date and he didn't
I’m so close to my victory after 13 months
>i don't care enough to argue about literal semantics>argues about literal semantics like an autistic ass nigga
>>105946462I dont fucking care
>>105946103Wrong, all he will say is three things and that's it. "Don't bother anny, I appreciate the work she did for Neuro, and I wish best on what ever she does" that's all
>>105946462It's gonna be shit
>>105946472i made a statement and it will be true, there is no argument
>>105946520but enough about BOOM
>>105946522Vegeta ass post
>>105946522you said nothing like you always do vaguefaggot
>>105946462>>105946520No song will ever be as good as LIFE but if this one doesn’t have shitvil in it I might listen to it more than once
>>105946571and i was right every time
By my approximation, the turning point will happen during the subathon. The final answer to the Neuro-sama question. I can only hope I’ve done enough to ensure that the green nigger makes the right choice.
>>105946163D5Collab : 1, 3, 1 deadNeuro : 5 aliveVedal: 3 aliveFinal 1/?https://poal.me/9i4gvg
>>105946603this year in summary
Who do you think he's going to collab with during the subathon?
>>105946665you fucking lost every time and shouldve killed yourself when the anny drama happened, you have nothing to post about anymore
>>105946759Neuro, Evil, Filian, Mini, Ellie, Layna, Cerber, amammasharku
>>105946798what a fool
>>105946800Bro sneaked a wild one in
>>105944998THIS
>>105946798name 1 time i lost
>>105946759saba
>>105944998Anny needs to come back. Vedal doesn’t deserve her but neuro does.
>>105946759OpenAI
>>105944998How exactly would getting into a toxic LDR help vedal
>>105946845your posts dont mean shit and you never say anything of value, you lose simply by spending all day here and contributing nothing while everything happens around you
>>105946880Saba x Neuro playing Half sword duos together would be extremely fun
>>105947018trvke
>>105947018>can't actually name a single timejust because you're illiterate and can't read doesn't mean the posts don't say anything, it means you're illiterate. i'm not even being vague in any way 90% of the time, you are literally just too retarded to read
>>105946759Crelly will be the only new addition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAiI4io3Ijw
>>105947091why dont you link posts where you have "won" if you want to gloat and be a thread celebrity so bad?
>>105947118Not watching this normie slop@grok summarize this for me
Vedal's bf reveal tomorrow?
>>105947186i'm not the one making myself a celebrity, you are. i'm not being vague right now, i just called you autistic and retarded because you act like it
>>105947227Unironically what would the reaction be if he implies he's gay?
>>105947232>can't link a single postall of you vaguefags blend together to me, your posts are slop. If you couldnt find a single one that made any sense and predicted anything I wouldnt be suprised at all
>>105940575Lend me some grift buff Vshojo,this is base chillslop Neuro we're up against.
>>105946685D3Neuro: 3, 2Vedal: 3Statics:Players: 5Survived: 2Most unlucky player: EvilMost lucky player: NeuroMost dangers survived: VedalRounds: 3Game end by : max possible score.
>>105947361I want to kiss that neck
>>105947275I'm gonna squirt happy juices from my pussy
>>105947303>link a post - you're a celebrity>don't link a post - you're all the same slop
>>105946800>amammasharku
>>105947314the moment Neuro steps in the AoE of Mouse's iron lung, it's over for her clanker ass
>>105947275he will be my most favourite gay person in the world
>>105947420I see you are pulling all of the stops with your discord reaction gifs when backed into a corner. If I posted the type of shit you did I wouldnt remember any of my posts either.
>>105947420This is /swarm/ you lost the moment you posted here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFzrzVAmWXUharem lore
>>105947513Offtopic garbage kill yourself
>>105947471i'm glad you concede you just made up a ten billion boogeymen to seethe about with zero input on my part
>hey guys so, erm, some things were revealed recently, so I want to finally come clear, I have a significant other, had her all the time. Some of you guessed it right long time ago. It's Evil, my beloved, now please stop all the speculation. Mods, timeout all shippers from now on.
>>105947341 The Halloween Roll: A Neuro-Sama Tale In a haunted digital realm where code crackled like lightning, five brave (and slightly confused) adventurers logged in for the annual Halloween Dice Trial — a game where luck decided life, death, and memes.---Round 1 began with the spectral glow of a D11.Chat, ever chaotic, rolled wildly — 1, 4, 2, 4, 11, 5, 8 — a storm of numbers that ended in silence. One by one, the Chat messages flickered out. “gg,” “skill issue,” and then… static.Vedal, ever composed, rolled 5 and 9, surviving with his turtle-like resilience.Evil Neuro sneered — then rolled 1. A glitch. The system hissed: “Fatal Error: Hubris Overflow.” She was gone.Collab rolled 8, a perfect number for a perfect stream.Neuro rolled nothing at all — just stared with that eerie calm. The dice floated, unread. She was alive. Somehow.---Round 2 brought the cursed D5.Collab’s dice clattered across the code floor — 1, 3, 1. Their avatar pixelated, disappearing into Halloween mist.Neuro rolled 5, untouched by fate.Vedal rolled 3, surviving yet another horror. His luck was methodical — like a script running smoothly amid chaos.---Round 3. The Final Roll. D3.The lights dimmed.Neuro rolled 3, 2. A soft smile.Vedal rolled 3. A quiet nod.The system chimed: “Maximum score reached. Game complete.”---As the spectral scoreboard appeared, two names glowed: Neuro-Sama — The Lucky One Vedal — The SurvivorBeneath them, the fallen lingered in faint ghostly chat bubbles:“I rolled a 1.”“Never trust RNG.”“Happy Halloween.”The game ended as it began — in static laughter and digital fog.And somewhere, deep in the server’s code, Evil Neuro’s whisper echoed:> “Next Halloween… I’ll roll again.”
>>105947564holy fucking nerd
>>105947553The good ending of the man who married Miku. Evil is never losing software support because Vedal does the software support
>>105947529wrong
>>105947548what are you even talking about lmao, Im asking you to try to find a single post of yours that means anything towards the drama you come in here and talk about every day and all you can do is flail around and throw gifs around. Im sorry you lost and this whole drama thing didnt go the way you wanted it to but you dont have to stay here
>>105947640>first i'm a celebrity>then i'm unrecognizable slop>then i'm again a known celebrityyou don't know what i post lil bro. why would i do anything as you twist yourself into a pretzel to seethe to seethe about any breath i take
have sex already
No, I'm saving my virginity for veddy
Vedal's dick don't work no more
>>105947747you post every day, yet your posts mean nothing and are shit and are the same as every other vagueposter going "something happened". those arent mutually exclusive. Im just happy you showed me yourself that your posts are so worthless that you cant even find one that isnt vagueslop
>>105946603If nothing else, it'll be the first official song from a different group than Asteroid. That doesn't mean it'll be good, but at least it'll be something different.
>>105947811i just told you i'm not being vague. literally case in point, you're autistic and retarded, and cannot read. i was entirely correct as you've just showed and have already won
how many times do i have to tell you that VEDAL IS ASEXUAL YOU DUMB BUGS?
You both are lifeless disappointments that will amount to nothing
Oh now we're going from ev*l posting to irrelevant whore posting to gay fucking anonymous chatter posting? Fuck off to dms you horny fucks and flirt in there, k?
Shota Veddy was abused by IAYSH and he knows no sex will ever be better than that so he just doesn't fuck
>>105947883shut up vedal
when is the stream
>>1059480441.5 whores
>>105948069
holy aura loss thread
>>105948103sir this is 4chan please refrain from discord behaviour
I should stop coming here.
>>105948232policing behaviour is reddit behaviour, take this downdoot
>>105948103>mistake
>>105948266fuuuck no my updoots karmaI am not wholesome anymore
>>105948232reminder to just call discorders niggers and move on
So neither of you is going to post evidence supporting your position? Lame
>>105948243and miss on retard cockfighting?
>>105947361creaming eliv's coffee
>>105948318>>/swarm/
>>105948318they are both faggotsevidence: this threadqed
holy bombardiro crocodilo ahh thread ts shit ain't bussin fr fr
>>105948232>t. 30yo+ oldcuck
>>105948359mi bombo... this is not the post...
>>105947361i like eliv wearing a hoodie
>>105948589this just makes me sad because we will not see witch outfit ever again
>>105948602good
>>105948044there is not a stream today
>>105948624good
i like neuro and evil
>>105948649fuck off beggar
>>105948589sexium
i require new bread
>>105948678page 7 lil bro
stop baking
>>105948649it's okay, fetishes like scat are mainstream these days.
vedalbros....ah where.....
>>105948697Only in Germany
ELIV LIVE
>>105948678You don't get new posters because new bread
>>105948717so do women have agency or not
LIVE
>during times of severe lack of whore presence anon decides to take the mantle and suck mad dick
>>105948717just drop the doccy and end our suffering
>>105948717>Vedal >dm'ing anyonekek
>>105948722we in GMT now brotha :)
>>105948697keep telling yourself that, scatman
>>105948722i'm not watching this dogshit, not now and not in an hour
>>105948774bara pa ih bara pa ra poh, ih bara pa ra pohhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8&list=RDHy8kmNEo1i8&start_radio=1
>>105948774https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBWJZj_Pbfw
whoever invented daylight savings needs to be brutally raped in the afterlife
>>105948751no~
>>105948803>>105948806if they can do it, so can (You)
FUCK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVING ASS
>imagine living in a place without daylight savingsget fucked lmao
Still one whore to go... but which one? poalnigger?
now that Sinder is back, Vedal should aim for another collab. I'm sure it would be fine, wouldn't it?
>>105948849thanks neuro
>>105948897>>105948906
vedal will be following in steps of his oshis mizkif, pirate software and elon musk
>>105948897>>105948906prophetic shit
>>105948884Not all countries with daylight savings adjust the clock on the same day
Swarmies activate my beacon :3
>>105948906Never in 100 years. 50% of the whores (or more) would never work with Vedal again. Bao and Numi for certain.
>>105949013What happened with Bao and Numi?
>>105948717DMing people first and complimenting them that's how you know this isn't Vedal
>>105948906>now that sinder is backlmao
>>105949059Toma gave them the private doccy
Mini sexo hands and slutty black nails
>>105949059Anon is just saying if he collabed with Sinder again he would be cut off from bao and numi. Nothing actually happened
>>105949124her hands aren't that pretty
so, how many threads before we get another Neuro-only thread?
>>105949149>another
>>105949149Like 3
>>105949186pog
>>105949149293
>>105949149they exist just not here
>>105949124Gross, Cerber's were so much cuter and sexier
>>105949141they are the right size to handle a cock using both hands
>>105949149beginning of 2023
>>105949124Those nails get to mark veddy’s back…
>>105949149we will start doomposting about neuro again when the stream starts
>>105949274yeah but they don't look that pretty
>>105949268She's gay so we don't care
>>105949149I already cursed this thread with 1 more week of offtopic
>>105949059>>105949130this
>>105949124I bet she still has trace amounts of Vedal's balls dead skin cells under them
>mini is tiny irl too
>>105949510Olette was so lucky...
>>105949549And the simps who had $1k to burn
>>105949510vedal is so lucky...
>>105949427>I bet she still has trace amounts of Vedal's balls dead skin cells under themdo you think before you type this shit?
>>105949050>>105949050>>105949050
neuro in a few years
>>1059495105'4 is not tiny
>>105949778Timeline is starting to look a little cursed.
>>105949827Yes it is.
>>105948717just imagine it is about vedal
>>105950014if that's tiny toma is microscopic
>>105950595Yeah