144 - Celtic Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALETierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp-iring-vtubers-18797104Previous Thread: >>105932212
I'm glad Vita moved on from Haru's creepy ass.
still can't believe pilli ghosted me...
>>105981274kyaaaa!~
>>105980791wheres da boof
>>105980791Does time-slot change how annoying the viewers you get are? Is it dependent on the algorithm? Are longer streams better at filtering or adapting them?
>>105982998You attract people who are into your personality the persona you portray. If you feed into them they'll keep multiplying.
>>105983141someone should do an experiment where they stream the same content on different accounts in sequence and then compare the communities after a couple years
>>105977292What kind of first impression would be to see @zelvussy
>>105984360a bad one. I hate whores so much
>>105984360Annoying ass bitch who thinks we can't tell when someone is self posting.
>>105985470100% Made for Vxscera cock
>>105985600Well you certainly can't if you think im her lol
>>105986159It's still the correct play. Doing turns without call outs gives away too much positional advantage and it's only the one person who would actually knows you are wrong.
>>105986159You can keep denying it but you haven't been here long enough to understand the flow of the thread. Thinking you're smarter than the majority of us is your first mistake. Lurk more.
>>105986159dont carenot clicking yousee >>105985621
>>105986428Zamn, if I selfpost just to prove you wrong you will start crabbing me too because you don't like her nor anyone who talks about her... You got me good with that one, but no, you are still wrong lol
>>105986497See >>105986446
gumpai is streaming! why aren't you watching?twitch.tv/agentantenna
>>105980791live meow with more CS2, God i hate Valorant so fucking muchhttps://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvt
>>105986956thats not gumpai :(
>>105986956That’s not G thats D
>>105986956That sounds NOTHING like gumpai. She doesn't even sound nasally.
It’s the year of the alien
>>105987131Ayla the year is fucking ending
uhm that is obviously her she is just speaking animatedly instead of depressed girl mode
wait that's actually her lol. you can tell by the nasally voice with a slight shivers (not sure how to describe it) in her voice when she talks. but that's her
>mentions 4chan
>>105987432Elfinpsyop also got her start talking about /x/ slop, it's a good template.
>>105985621Oh, all right then. Kinda shy aren't you?
Gumpai is not joining a /freak/ theme’d vtuber group It’s someone from /freak/ who rebranded
>>105987703It's Vxscera's girlfriend.
>>105986956If you're not in a hurry, you can wait a day or two.
>>105987014Hold on... who let YOU in here?
>still spamming Fallout quotesImagine the fat ugly double chinned retard that does this every single day without fail and nothing else.
>>105987100Unfortunate, but understandable.
>>105987703I should have expected as much
Reminder that all content creators are mentally ill, not just vtubers. Streaming just gives bad people a platform. https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/5DUNIB19LG
>>105987732It's a piece of crap, is what it is.
>>105987703Retard-san, gumpai has many characters and that was one of them.
>>105987880She starts the clip with saying she was 10 you motherfucker I dont give a fuck what a 10yo does
>>105987896I've been wondering about that for an hour, now.
>>105987778What're you guys up to anyway? Whatever it is, be careful.
>>105987778Mad that Rebel is discrediting your V spam schizo?
remote viewing into gumpai's room to find out what makes a girl go through so many personalities
>>105988237it fucking sucks
>>105988429The answer is just unmedicated BPD
>>105988429That's just the sort of risk professionals like us take, right?
>>105988237benkuyonyon
not her she sounds too white to be brown shitstain gump
>>105989221Made up your mind?
Check the first letter of every name in the list.
>>105989585the fucking riddler
>>105989585ok you get added officially eldra
>>105988316>Rebelfat and ugly?
>>105989585okay but who the fuck is the last person
>>105990591trent deadwoodtext is shit
>>105989585I didn't know Professor Layton used /vt/
>>105989585ILoovx3epYtonuHaazhmapctvntd
i would add gumpai to the tiernlistbut she changes her identity more tuan me my bedsheets so i dont want to add her just because of that
>>105991711I thought the tier list was opt in only?
>>105991826New owner, this time a schizo
>>105991826In a perfect world this would still be true
>>105991826I also thought it was aspies only but schizo is adding every adjacent he wants.
>>105992032>>105992054>>105992322I see, that explains how I ended up on it.
>>105991826you opt to post here
I havent checked the thread for a month and the schizo is still ruining everything. Time to leave again for a few more months.
>>105992396Wb Vivi
>>105992765there's now a bunch of people in the list that have never posted here.
>>105992860reborn
>>105992897Who were nosharko and vxscera reborn from?
>>105992944too close to the fire the other thred once
>>105993001If some retard can just skinwalk any vtuber for a while on this thread and post their link and everyone believes them to be an aspie then what's stopping the schizo from just assuming anyone's an aspie?
>>105992765Sure people post, but that doesn't mean they link themselves, I've never linked a stream or piece of content here.
Since you're at it already, might as well add these people to the tierlist why don't you?https://www.twitch.tv/pumpkinsynth/https://www.twitch.tv/lobotomybunnyhttps://www.twitch.tv/mumkeydeehttps://www.twitch.tv/cerilysmhttps://www.twitch.tv/vertebrraehttps://www.twitch.tv/grimmihttps://www.twitch.tv/swirldrophttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYz_5n-uDuChHtLo7My1HnQhttps://www.twitch.tv/kwiteThey've interacted with aspies so it's fair game I bet.
>>105993476i took a big shit on this post
>>105993476keep my wives names out your god damn post!!!!
Ria please come backstream some retro games, draw somethingwe miss you
>>105993476Don't forget to addhttps://x.com/MariieFD
>>105989706you actually did it
>>105994286Why she doing blackface
I'm just a pair of scissors you forgot about owning....or lost a long time ago. One day, you found me lying in a drawer, and now you are using me once again.
https://twitter.com/sukadrii/status/1757979028269433064People I wanna be friends with:Anyone who is decent and nice.Just don't mess me around.Give Scissors a try some day. You might enjoy it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGNIDXUaVts
>>105994874Wb sukadrii
>>105992944Hell yeah it's quite a story!
>>105994951I did not rub my dick on a tablet, I cleaned it, it was cleaner residue. I did not cum on a tablet.I did not.
Who do I contact to be removed the tierlist?
Hey I am Zan Parsniphead
>>105995124Dm sukadrii on discord
>koragi.pnghey it's me uwoslab
>>105991711It's not their fault they can't do better for themselves.
Hey hey gang!Digby is live and streaming more CronosCome explore the delightful world of post apocalyptic communist Poland with your third favourite cathttps://www.twitch.tv/digbycat
>>105995756gaytransstraight
>>105995756I love CM punk
>>105995756>Lance reincarnation >Straight
I think we should take another break from the thread
>>105996145The schizos keeps bumping and making the thread. They refuse to let it die.
Someone save herhttps://x.com/fwofie/status/1982900956301037970
>>105993476no yes yes maybe yes no no rumao no>>105994280no>>105994235yes>>105993070valid >>105993178invalid
hey im fwofie! fuck all of you, you're nmgi, stop drawing me and kill yourselves!
>>105997134>nmgiNot My Girl Interest
Hey fwofie here I love you all and am actually free use for all of asp I can’t get enough cock inside me or pussy drowning me
Hey Fwofie here I've decided to move on from streams and onto making lists on tiktok here's the top ten scariest moments in kids games starting with number one the piano from mario 64
hey Fwofie herenothing beats a jet2 holiday and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!
>>105975962Wtf I don’t use slurs I come here sometimes but I mostly lurk
>>105996212That doesn't mean anyone has to use it. In fact starting now I won't reply to anything.
>>105999546You can always sage replies
>>105997134>>105997944>>105998381>>105998689Wb Fwofie
Hello stupid autistic retard whore cunt bitch, here I am to say that you are a stupid autistic whore retard cunt bitch.And you fucked with my head for the last year.You deserve to get hurt. You deserve to suffer. You deserve to be in pain. You deserve to want to kill yourself.Because do you know what you do? You hurt other people.All you do is hurt and exploit and fuck people to fuel your own God damn narcissistic supply, you dumb FUCKING E-WHORE BITCH!You hear that bitch? I'm gonna leak everything. To everyone you know and to everyone you don't know. Because you are a fucking CUNT! YOU HEAR THAT CUNT?!?Do you hear that? Do you? Dooo you~? Oh, oh no... Oh no, no, no, no, no... the words... the words of someone who used to be just desperate. To want to be your sweet... baby... angel... boy. And you treated him like SHIT! You piece of shit fucking whore.How many lies? How many lies? How many lies did you fucking say to me you dumb cunt?I knew everything. I knew everything the entire fucking time, and I just wanted to see how much would you lie to me.My heart was so pure. My heart was so golden. My heart was so innocent, and you lied, and you lied, and you lied, AND YOU LIED, AND YOU LIED! AND LIED! AND LIED! AND YOU LIED TO ME!YOU!LIED!TO ME!YOU BITCH!OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER... AND OVER AGAIN! THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT OUT OF LIFE?!!?You dumbfuck e-whore. You dumbfuck piece of shit trash garbage BITCH!I gave you so much. I used to never be this kind of person. I was a person who was a sweet baby angel. A person who I could uhh... take the pain.But you. Hohoh no, you. You are one special case. Of retard.How the fuck... do you treat me the way you did?Know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna be alone. You're gonna be alone. You're gonna be alone.YOU!ARE GOING TO BE!A LONELY!BITCH!Because that's what you desrve~You deserve to be alone. Forever, and ever and ever. One day you're gonna kill yourself. You dumbfuck, e-whore. Bitch.You raped me. You raped my brain. You raped my heart. You raped my soul. Over many months.YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! ME! YOU! RAPED! MEE! You raped me. You raped me.I exposed myself to you and you raped me. And what you're going to get is... WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!STUPID!E-WHORE!BITCH!!!
>>106004008 record it on vocaroo so I can cum
>>105995756Wrong, someone in the gay category turned me gay and I blame them completely
no one cares bruh
>>106004008Zawa got you too huh?
>>106004449haru chill the fuck down bro
ASP has a big trans community wtf
>>106004603no im horny
>>105995756Gigantic cock Tiniest cockSmashing cock
>>106004601It's a goddamn story. All you have to do is listen.
>>106004829I am all ears. Tell your story.
>>106004914His last words were "I really wish I would have trusted my elders." The End.
>>106005062Many such cases out here in the Mojave. Young men sent to die. Damn shame.
>>106004653Contrary to your beliefs we are very open and welcoming of anyone, no matter who the fuck they are
>>106005126This must all be terribly difficult for you.
>>106005133The list of /asp/ies bullied out of here would eclipse the list of /asp/ies that stayed with no hard feelings
>>106005199Were they bullied or did they get schizo’d
>>106005173Only thing difficult about it is trying to get the chem fiends to make good on the caps they owe me. No matter how many of my boys I send to collect, that bitch always gets them strung up and left to dry.
>>106005199I think you are a bit confused, the schizos are not aspies, they are not even streamers or viewers, they don't represent asp, if you conflate the post made by schizos as the average aspire then You are retarded
>>106005369And I've got a special something for the lovely queen!
>>105997134I'm sorry... I won't do it again I promise <\3
get it? aspie like aspergers but it actually means something else
It’s over lads. Women are going to corner even the male vtuber market.
Fucking murder female vtubers. Stab them in the fucking neck and brutalize them and tear their flesh off and boil them alive.
>>106005522I saw a "masc" woman today. They all just look like awkward fags (with tits).
I got my first lewd fan art. I’m a male by the way. That means I’ve made it right?
>>106005707If you are a femboy please let me draw you getting plowed by me
>>106005565Are you that one guy asp is always mentioning
>>106004008Wb Fythol!
New Digby incoming. How many redesigns is he at now?
>>106004008handsome jack?
>>106006320I don’t understand people who just don’t make humanoid models. I have friends who are the same way and I feel like they’re gimping their growth by picking non human models.
How do you guys set up stuff on obs
>>106006497At this point human Digby would be weird
>>106006320He will run Doom soon alhamdulilah
>>106006582He did do a low effort vroid a few times
if your model is not Fuckable, you will not make it without a new and unique gimmick.
>>106007028Tierlist of fuckable aspies
>>106007116model or irl?
>>106007144Model
>>106007144if we're doing irl that's a pretty, pretty small list
>>106007232Vxscera was posted.
>>106007232Well we know Bonni is fuckable
>I feel bad for not stream because I feel anxious and badJust post tit, denpa. Don't even need to say sorry if you just do that.
>>106007255not an aspie, aspies are an ugly bunch besides 1 - 2
I Laugh that Omo thinks he looks like THIS.He's mexican. Come on Omo.
>>106006582Make a shotamaton model so I can rape you
>>106007255Now run along, sweetie.
>>106007378He may be mexican but he has made me cum gallons, few aspies male or female could claim the same
>>106007378Looks to me like you're pretty
>>106007464>He may be mexican but I'm a huge faggot who likes brown boysNot sure what this proves, he's not attractive to IRL females
>>106007329Fine. If that's your style, I can adapt.
>>106006558Please
>>106007592Don’t show tits just actually stream you stupid whore
>>106007647Watch a tutorial retarded kid
>>106007674Whatever you'd like. It makes no difference to me.
>>106005522I thought Ray already had that market
>>106004008I like that I recognize this but can't mention what it is without the entire thread getting nuked from orbit
>>106007985DO IT AND NUKE THE THREAD ALREADYNOTHING TO GAIN
>>106007862Please just stream regularly then people like you
>>106008063That seems sensible.
>>106007985just kill the fucking thread lmao
>>106007985Anyone who has been to /VT/ for more than a few months can recognize it, it's nothing new
YOU FUCKED WITH MY HEAD FOR THE LAST YEAR
>>106008478More than two years here and no clue, but well, bad luck for sure.
https://files.catbox.moe/zp9ha9.mp4
Someone post the clip so the new aspies can be a bit more cultured
>>106008756schizo kiki anti sent that to her as shown here >>106008801
>>106008478It’s a meme that’s been outside of 4chan a lot desu
>>106007562He nutted in Pukki at least
>>106008772>>106008801Damn thats relateable
>>106009265lol
>>106009265Pukki is obsessed with Iriya who is white
>>106009265No he did not lmaooHalf the reason they broke up (and it was purely online) was because Pukki said he was not very good lookingThat's how we know he's mexican
>>106010041>Pukki said he was not very good lookingdamn, crazy if true. Do you have a clip of her saying it?
>>106010353I'm sure if you search the archives between the periods of them dating you'll find it. Not sure if you're disbelieving the mexican thing, that's well know by now
All hag aspies are fuckable
>>106010742>search the archivesthanks for admitting you made it up.
>>106010783Except Gobb
Kill yourself, d4n
>>106010783Thank you if you’re lucky maybe I’ll count you down one day so long as you’re a good boy for mommy
>>106010961Still would
Vxscera cock size estimates? He's so cute
This place has really hit some lows...I haven't vagueposted about her in what feels like weeks now, this isn't the right place anymore.But still, she makes me so happy.
>>105999505>slurs>retardYou are literally a retard.
>>106013482Hint
>>106014109K
>>106013482What did you expect, zawa is back to shitting this thread
we had cute vagueposting a few days ago and now we are back to this
Tentacle
>>106015035OffKai vague posts? OffKai vague posts. Sorry for the Reddit spacing. These will all be for different people. But, it’s more fun if you pretend it’s not. I’m not sure why you were the way you were, but I’m not sure we are going to get along long term. I wish you the best, and you’re obviously not a bad person, but our styles are too incompatible. I think your upcoming model is super cute but you really are handsome enough to be a face cammer. I’m not sure who made you feel like you weren’t, but I’m sorry they did.It’s good to see you’re happy and healthy. I miss your streams and hope you two come back when you’re ready. I’m sorry I was impatient. In hindsight, I overreacted. I’m glad you forgave me and that we are still friends. I didn’t know you had those pipes. Karaoke was crazy. Sorry for my weird song choices.I hope you look at the gift I gave you when you feel like you need a friend. You are so special and I think this will really be your year. It’s just a feeling, but hey, it’s something.You’re so smart and funny and I can’t believe you’re just like your persona. I am hoping my questions were not too invasive!Thanks for stopping by my stream. We have such similar taste in games! We should collab soon. Too bad that shared taste is in single player games…You are literally the only person I’ve met in VTubunt who knew what that one thing we talked about was. Sorry you get crabbed. I didn’t get why you did. You’re genuinely so smart, funny, considerate, kind, and I hope we become even better friends.Your wife was one of my favorite people I met at OffKai. This actually refers to two streamer’s wives, but only one of the streamers is /here/. (Would an /asp/ judge ask for order in the court room by using the gavel and saying ‘/here,/’ ‘/here/?’)I am so proud of how far you’ve come and how brave you were with doing so many OffKai things for the first time. I can’t wait to give you a big hug next year!I can see why you two are best friends. There’s just something about you two that clicks. I can’t believe we actually did it. I love you so much. I wish I’d been there for you more before but I’m here now. With every major decision I make, you’re not just in the back of my mind. You’re first and foremost. Thanks for everything.
>>105986428This is actually funny, I didn't catch this in my read through earlier, but perhaps you should "lurk more" if you think you can tell who is who and are loudly wrong about it. You were not talking to me. I'm not one to shy away from talking about myself if or when I want to. I literally do not say "Zamn." :') I self post and talk a bunch as myself one time and now if I get mentioned it must be me selfposting. I see asp is living up to its reputation. >>105985470Zelvussy doesn't have any real porn on it, I just like to say dumb stuff that is sexually charged such as talking about the peanits. I am only "lewdish."
I didn't know Spotify plays local ads and ended up doxxing my general location :(
>>106015939Oh gosh, I am so sorry to hear that. Did it mention your state or province? =/ Be sure to delete or edit the vod if you can. Hopefully nobody really took too much of a notice.
Anyway it is way past my bedtime so Zamnnnnnn toodles "asp" it was "nice" to see you again. "parentheses"
>>106015939>uBlock Origin
>>106015983It mentioned a local car dealer at specific location that isn't my location but near so I just ended the stream there. I'll say I'm sick or something lol
What the hell is going in here?
>>106006320if he's making the models he can have as many models as he wants desu. He's based for it.
>>106014273Shared interests.
I just finished the lineart of my first model (it's already separeted) :D wonder how long it'll take me to color
>>106018196It took me 3 days to finish my model and I never managed to finish rigging it
what should i say when a chatter comes in and just says "hi?"bonus question. what if their name is like "xXstopwhitegenocideXx" or "whitelivesmatter32"?
>>106018495Personally:>Laugh>ban him>move on
>>106018495Why would their name matters when they only said hi? Are you autistic?
>>106009719Be careful who you talk to.
>>106013440These are dangerous topics.
>>106014920They are going to get married
>>106010990He knows this place like the back of his hand.
>>106018601We have no time for idle banter.
>>106015669Now really wb fwofie
>>106021560It's the other woman
It's okay to actually not have same body as my vtuber, right? I hate my body but so many vtubers meet each other irl....
>>106023209There are furries, animals, aliens, robots, goblins, lolis, babis, and a shit ton of other things.Those people look nothing like their models.
>>106023209Who has an anime face, a totally fit body, a barbie bodytype or a complete fit-thick shape.It's fine, no one cares. No one should care.
>>105980791https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvtlive meow with some dwarf fortress, starting a new world, peaking off vyvanse, in my lane, radiant, wish i had jerked off before stream, i have CTE
>>106024215It's not too late to jerk off
>>106024215>wish i had JO-Unfollowed, why should i care about thisNext time keep it to your discord or something
>bro you scare the hoes away
>>106015890yeah, a whore. Loose woman, harlot, skank, wench ,quean, shrew, etc. etc.
>>106026023I’m sorry for being curious about how hard it needs to be to do the little flex thing. I’m a dirty slut and should go join a nunnery, you’re right.
>>105980791I'm doing no vtubing november
>>106026273No, no, it's alright. Next time just ask me directly, I can show you everything with lengthy detail ;)
Zelv should 100% fuck Vxscera>>106015890
>>106026703I will only have lesbian sex with other girl vtubers. Sorry to disappoint you.
>le 4chin moderation at its bestest
>>106027040Dude is far far out of your league anyways.
>>106027040This is where the lurk a thousand years applies. Ignore the vxscera schizo, it's the same person who is posting his doxx and spamming him.
>>106027060Yeah because he’s below it. >>106027102I know it’s a weirdo obsessed with him. Sometimes I get a little bored and want to interact with people.
>>106027134>Literal fat fuck saying that's below herkekking
>>106027134...... Interact with people outside the thread then? Start actually following the few who remain on the rentry and interact with them???? Why would you actually engage with a schizo...
>>106027160Every vtuber is a fat fuck they just pay attractive people to pretend flesh reveal as.
>>106027134looking at your photos i really don't think that man is below your league lol
>>106027182That’s fair actually I could catch a fish I don’t want swimming around. I’ll be better.
Christ those hands are greasy
>Fat brown girl says shes' out of the league of pale, skinny manEvery. Time
Good morning. Thread is even more shit than usual.
>>106027652I think you could say that every day and it would be true every single time
>>106027652Zelv is fat so who cares man
>>106027707Things have only been getting worse. Just like my life.
>>106026703Ah, but not everyone has common sense.
>>106027102He's not my type.
>>106028027I mean you’re right but also no need to larp as me.
>>106028055You'll see. People think I'm just a crazy old man.
I am a crazy old man though.
how do you handle guys who get all lovey dovey and end their messages in :)
>>106028109>>106028055>>106028027Mom says it my turn to larp as zelv guys, come on…
>>106028236You tell them they are making you uncomfortable. Put down boundaries or block them if they don’t stop.
>>106028236Fuck You
>>106028236I tell them about my boyfriend
I'm getting followers despite being offline....Someone must have shilled me...But who... Hmmm...........
>>106028236I have been this kind of person before.My objective would have been to gain your approval by seeming friendly.With certainty, >>106028284 is the correct response.
>>106028447Yeah if that were true you’d lose followers
Classic new female who says they won't self post but proceeds to reply to everything and bite every bait imaginable.
>>106028714I think there are like 3-5 females lurking here lately on any given day.
>>106028714Females get off on the whole '>bite bait > get yelled by schizos > get yelled by the people telling them to not do it > bite bait >'They all do it
>>106028513Maybe one of your friends?
>>106028714To be fair, Vxscera mogs the fuck out of her and she probably got mad that not every vtuber male is an ugly simp
Imagine if you guys are people I talk to and you're also on here and I didn't know it was you.
>>106028728Hi
Funny posts as always Zawa, you got the whole thread laughing over here.
>>105980791Does the twitch algorithm recommend you to people who watch who you watch
>>106028957Hi :3
Femanons dm me on discord if you are interested in anime, manga or videogames or any form of media or physical activity.
>>106028902Hmmm..... It can be... But who tho... Enough to get me this much traction, even... Hmm....
>>106029099Are you female?
>>106029060Hi :3 V is cute huh?
>>106029010HE TRIED TO WARN USWE DIDN'T LISTEN
Vxscera is here and upset a whale rejected his clit sized cock topkek
>>106029100Maybe they are in love with you...
>>106028933They are.
>>106029297WhatYou lost me there
>>106028933Aspies are groomers They will crab you then dm you pretending the thread is so mean to you meanwhile they're the ones pulling the strings.
>>106029412my bad
>>106029427Femanons should learn that talking to male aspires is not good because they should not talk to any males privately if they want to grow.
>>106029468Except me.
>>106029283>Married man upset that someone fat from 4chan doesn't want himThis sounds very reasonable ZawaNext shitpost?
>>106028513Namedrop the viewers I'll tell you where they came from
Zelv seems to be realizing that attractive men wouldn't touch her stinky brown rolls
>>106029540All vtubers are cheating whores and the men are no exception he should slide into her DMs so she can laugh at his micro penis
>>106029546Nopers I already checked and they are so specific it will blow up my anon cover
>>106029540You have to wonder why she does it.
>>106029599This gets funnier the more you say it Zawa
this feels like zelvussy had a nerve struck by her hands being called greasy and fat loll
>>106029599Female anon hereIf an aspire looked like him i don't think I'd care about penis size... He looks like a korean pretty boy. I'm taken but it would be enough to be cute or attractive,
>>106029948I can't even cum from penis anyways
Yarrr ye zombie maiden, it be me, Captain Emptyhead, here to tell ye to end these scurvy landlubberin' shenanigans and to climb aboard me ship, hoist the mast and prepare for an adventure for I have a purse full of coin and a sturdy peg leg to be shiverin' yer timbers with, ar har har har 'course I'm only jokin' lassie...yer gonna be scrubbing the poop deck 'til yer halfway to Davy Jones' locker!
>>106026273you'd be a disgrace to the nuns, try the local brothel
I get it and I don't wanna stop you from having fun by rejecting you and it's not like you're unattractive but I'm so tired of having esex I'm spread so thin I barely know who I am. I'm beet red ashamed of the shit I RP with you. I'm sorry, I know I'm a sinner too but I just can't say no.
>>106030546Say it in a vocaroo crying
>>106030027Literally this lol I wish everyone understood how overblown the penis size stuff is if you aren't a loose whoreIts fun for handjobs and blowjobs
>>106028918We're going to kick their asses, plain and simple.
>>106030027That’s what happens when you use dog dildos every day
>>106030817What you mean
>>106029010I’ve got enough brats to babysit.
>>106029283I told her things would be safe here.
>>106029540Unless you're here to help us, fuck off.
>>106030027you just haven't had a big one yetevery girl is like "i used to think it didn't matter then i had some good shit"
>>106029849She's nice enough, I suppose. A bit of a gossip, maybe.
>>106031042If you're the same level of aroused sex just feels better or worse randomly anyways who gives a fuck about the details
>>106030546LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I cum from dick all the time, PIV is like the best feeling ever. I can't be the only one... 5in is enough 6 or above makes me feral.
>>106031310sage-san...
>Virgins here think you cum from just penis going in vaginaHahah whatttYou need a lil more playing than that dick doesnt make u cum alone even if its 8 inch
>>106031596It very much varies from person to person. I've been with girls who only cum from it and some that don't feel anything
>>106031596iriya never had sex, let him fantasize
>>106031596I made an /asp/ie yodelayheehoooo! on my wiener.
>>106031596I just said I cum from it. Not everyone enjoys it as much as me but maybe I just have more nerves inside but it's the best feeling ever.
You guys are being gross.
>>106031866You can ****** them for that in this very specific case
>>106031799We're looking into exactly what happened.
they're aspies, do you really think they get sex regularly enough to know any of that
>>106032057I'm married
>>106032057Or maybe I'm just smart enough, they have books that go into detail about the human body if you wants some nonfiction recs.
>>106032057Bonni literally had a baby
I would be really good at sex if someone were to have sex with me.
>>106032317It takes a while but you normally aren't that good when you start
>>106032057I'm married and have some kind of sex at minimum twice a week.
>>106032585If I was Olgas husband I'd have sex with her at least twice daily
>>106032691That's, that's awful sweet... and unexpected of you.
>>106033234>He doesn't know
Jesus what’s been going on here today
>>106033760If you don't mind, I still got chores.
>>106034140asp is ovulating
>>106034410Men don't ovulate.
>>106034634They boyvulate
Everyone is pretending to be everyone maybe this thread really does need a break
>>106035054I was pretending to be a woman this thread.>>106034634Boys are induced ovulators.
