How hard would it be to convince Mel to try anal?
>>105982773She's never going to try it Choco, just keep doing regular sex.
>>105982773>>105983282she tried a couple of times tho, she didn't like it
>there's literally a hole designed for fucking right there>I know, let's try the shithole!>let's need diapers later on!You people are weird and disgusting. I can somewhat understand the gays because they're improvizing but for straight? No excuse.
>>105984425>wouldn't fill every single one of Mel's holes with semenSounds like you are the gay, anon.
>>105982773You do you convince that which doesn't exist?
>>105985332Come again?
>>105984425>let's need
He meant "how do you..." in an attempt at making a joke about her not being around anymore...it wasn't a very good attempt though, typo aside.
>>105982773don't even ask
>>105985541not a mistake, ESL-bro.
>>105982773why did she do it
>>105988064but thats rape
>>105985415Women don't shit. This is a very well-known fact
>>105995816then why do they have a butthole?
>>105992348It's incredibly awkwardly worded. Just because you didn't meant to type it like that doesn't mean it flows remotely correctly in English.
>>105995846see OP
>>105996262>Just because you didn't meant to type it like thatESL not spigging it
>>105982773She wouldn't want shit on her dick.
>>105994021I Know!That's the best part!
>>105982773Just force it in, what's she gonna do? Cry?
>>105982773you could convince Mel to bear your child if you got her alone in a room
>>105982773>convincewhy bother, that former holo employee didn't
>>105994021yep
>>105982773Easy
>>105996262I hate ESLs so much. It must take such unchecked ego to attempt critique while still being unable to coherently string basic words together. I want these subhumans segregated from our internet.
Is mel the type of girl to scream and fight back as she is anally raped or would she just quietly sob asking you to stop until it was over?
>>105982773Dont
>>105982773No!
>>106029061Yes!
Not very hard. "Mel" is dead, so she can't complain about anything you want to do with her corpse.
>>105996262>didn't meantESLs pretending to be EFLs will always be hilarious
>>105982773Piss easy
>>105982773Not too hard, considering how easy it was to get her to break her NDA.
>>106036684Whereis the fun in that