>being unable to reach funding in 3 days while most other vtuber plushes reach funding within the first day, even indies.>3 of the plushes are of shitty people>one is a honorary jp>finana getting the least funding in that time, basically confirming that /vt/ using finana as a measuring stick was an ingenious choice.why even bother lmaoyou'd be better off getting people to buying the male or even members of the former branchesthe males primary market is women, a known plush demographic and the former branches have a less tarnished reputation.
>>106002622Holy GRIM
>>106002622Finana...
>>106002622Lmao
>>106002622Oof, how do you even salvage this?
>>106002622Do you think Finana comes here when she needs to cry herself to sleep?
>>106002622>The "second biggest corpo in EN." Though times, I see.
Finana please graduate and join VAllure. And bring Scarle with you.
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Clara deflection thread.
Finana...
>>106002622>management makes sure to fund herself first
>>106002622I thought people liked Meloco and Millie. What happened?
>>106002622>>106002664>>106002735>>106002883>>106003244>>106003295>>106003339>>106003388The plushies are fucking ugly and I'm speaking as someone who likes NijiEN and would happily buy their merch.Sorry to hear your favorite corpo is full of retarded sheep who just buy everything blindly no matter how shit it is, but here in NijiEN we have standards. If that's an "atrocious" post to you, well I'd rather be atrocious than a mindless holodrone.
>>106002622Of course the 'daisenpai' gets funded first
>>106003775>Nijisanji EN>StandardsLol lmao even
>>106003746I like Meloco but that doesn't even look like her.
>>106002622oh boy. I didn't know it was THIS grim
>>106002622if it's male plush they would pass the goal on day 1
oh I see it now, /#/ is deflecting from the new holo drama
>>106003924>74 sold
>>106003775>Sorry to hear your favorite corpo is full of retarded sheep who just buy everything blindly no matter how shit it is, but here in NijiEN we have standards.Anon 98% of your company's merch is cookie cutter default art in varying sizes of squares.Dokibird alone has had a wider merch variety than the entirety of that branch's existence.
>>106003775Now this is cope
>>106003924>niji logo is blacked outhehehe
Oh mori is going to go out of the company? Lol so that's why they're raiding.
>>106003979>the new holo dramaThe what now?
>106003979Imagine getting btfo'd by /#/
>>106002622>>106002735>>106003295All Finana had to do was that April Fools ASMR and it didn't have to be this way.
>>106004127Who are you quoting?
>>106003924The Elira one doesn't actually look that bad, the rest are pretty garbo. Also Aia and Scarle could've easily sold 200 of these.
>>106004351They look exactly the same
>>106003775You can’t speak about standards when Niji merch literally has 0 uniqueness
>>106004382Standards is just another word for the thickness of their wallet
>>106004590>NijiEN>Making moneyPick one
>>10600377510/10 bait, Phasebro. You faggots would be likeable if you only harrassed sisters.
>>106004375Might be the eye design, but you got to be blind if you really think Elira looks the same as Millie or Finana. Both of their faces are pretty derpy and not in a good way. Even Millie has the same facial expression as Elira and Meloco, but looks worse.
>>106002622>MelocoThat’s interesting. I feel like Petra would have made more sense since she’s Obsydia. What happened?
>>106005812They are literally decals pasted atop the exact same base design, if you think Elira is meaningfully higher quality than any of the others you are actually retardedOr a nijinigger but same diff amirite
>>106007085She hasn't streamed in like a year and a half for one.
>>106007085I don't think petra is actually a part of nijien anymore
What happened to Meloco ?
>>106007445JP is all botted as fuck.
>>106002622>Holo femnoids watch streams buy merch>Niji femnoids dont watch streams dont buy merchWhy?
>>106007085Petra hasn't streamed in almost 2 years
>>106007445meromero is good
>>106007584Nijifemoids are almost entirely culture warrior types that make a big stink about supporting them to prove a point but provide little actual support outside of bitching on twitter
>>106002622it will hit the goal anyway and be profitable you retard numbermonkey
>>106008087Yeah just like how the tickets would sell out any day now right?
>>106003924Reminds me of the offkai picture of the clearance basket full of finana charms
>>106002622Finana's just doesn't look good, she looks derpy as fuck and it looks like she has a triple chin.
>>106008087I don't doubt it'll hit the goal.The thing is, the goal is so fucking sad to begin with.For example, Mint had 1000 plushies stocked thinking that'd be enough for her fanbase.They sold out before she even finished the sentence saying they were live.
>>106007085The only thing people are expecting out of Petra is a graduation announcement
>>106002622>FinanaDoesn't helps that her plushie is the ugliest of them >>106008087Except most likely Finana's, that's literally more people than her member stream's chat.
>>106008087
>>106003924kek
>>106003924I've seen /lig/gers fund this shit 10 minutes after talking about it on stream
>>106012485kek this literal who indie beating the fuck out of the second biggest corpo.
>>106004162years later and I'm still baffled that she thought it was a good idea to bait-and-switch her fans and gave them nothing to soften the blow or to make it up to them. havent clicked on a finana thing since
>>106003924Now that's just sad, they're doing worse than some no namer
>>106013265I had to check if that censor was realYeah that girl just has her pussy out on main wow. I wonder if they'll go all in and install a hole in that plush.
>>106013265ToT
>>106002622KYS faggot. They're still being funded, there's a month. Because its not an instant-day 1 funding thats supposed to be a grim? I thought everyone hated them, why are they being funded at all? Oh wait, because they still have plenty of support. Rope and seethe.
>>106003775>but here in NijiEN we have standards
>>106003833what does that even mean? people complain about her getting more merch, well here's why: it sells better
>>106013265>compares campaign that just launched to one that is endingHolodrone pls...
>>106014180>there's a month>>106014231>just launchedThere's two and a half weeks.
>>106014180>>106014207>>106014231holy nijiseethe
>>106002622bruh... I saw a ligger getting 250%, are you telling me they can't even do it?
>>106008087yeah no shit, but probably because niji will just buy the remaining amount needed lmao.the point of the thread is to laugh at how niji thinks they have enough pull with these 5, when all of them are either clique members or not really an EN member.the fanbases for 4 of them are made up of sunken cost cucks and meloco's, which probably wont go to an english site to buy the plush.>>106012970thats because most indies look at the demand for it beforehand.niji clearly just thought>we can just throw our most popular girls we still have on there and itll work out finealso proven by how bad the quality is for the designs, ive seen makeship make dogwater designs for plushes (guilty gear) because the person in charge of communicating with makeship clearly didnt tell them to improve it and just approved it as is.>>106014180most successful campaigns on makeship reach their goal in the first day, especially if theyre popular things that are unlikely to get full plushes normally.>>106014231its not even a campaign on makeship, its on some other random plush site and its just a petition for the production of the plush too.they havent even made a prototype and it out sold niji>>106014291it did just launch 3 days ago but that 2 weeks will be extended since that a super common thing for makeship to do for almost all their campaigns.
>>106014207>>106014180again, anonMint's plush sold a thousand in literal seconds, with people constantly complaining and forcing her to do preorders for more. And yet Elira got 4x as much merch as her.
> makeshipHahahah
>>106014551wait a fucking secondI only JUST realized it was "BY NIJISANJI EN" I thought it was a fan campaign.That's even worse holy shit
>>106014621you cant make a fan campaign for an ip you dont have permissions for on makeship.if fans could they sure as hell wouldnt have picked these 5.
Finana has some fat juicy tits though with nipple piercings
>>106014180>Because its not an instant-day 1 funding thats supposed to be a grim?Literally yes
>>106002622Why the fuck are they even using makeship? Don't they have their own merch production?
>>1060149251) They're using Makeship because Niji doesn't want to invest their own money into creating merch for the girls, especially when they know it's not going to sell well.2) Starting from April 2025, Niji has outsourced almost all of their EN merch to another JP company: Cyber Goods. Except Luxiem and the copy-paste Birthday merch, of course. So every other wave has been getting generic shit like acrylic stands, badges, photo cards, etc.
>>106014925to be fair, hololive also had plushes made with makeship but those were of the mascots of EN rather then just the actual chuuba like niji is doing here
>>106014876I've literally seen high two-view/low three-view indies fund their plushies in an hour
>>106015063 (me)For #2: https://x.com/NIJISANJIEN_ANV/And you know their overseas sales are terrible when they don't even put out English versions of the various merch lineups, only Japanese
>>106002622When was this made available? I can't find a single mention about it on their official twitter or on the nijien store, granted I haven't really been following nijien news that closely, but this is literally the first time I heard about this
>>106015063>2) Starting from April 2025, Niji has outsourced almost all of their EN merch to another JP company: Cyber Goods. Except Luxiem and the copy-paste Birthday merch, of course. So every other wave has been getting generic shit like acrylic stands, badges, photo cards, etc.JesusI'm still convinced the only reason obsydia had such good merch last year was because it was the last thing Selen pushed for. (She mentioned most of the items by name in members posts for things she was trying to push through for the girls)Seriously, since leaving she's gotten so many different kinds of merch through her networking. Multiple plushes, figures, a nendo (with talks for a second), several clothing lines, dioramas, patches, goddamn croc jibbetz, a fucking hot dog sweater for your pet, a goddamn high quality chef knife and matching wood cutting board... Each one has been a massive success and it's still insane to me that Niji just fucking squandered her.
Making the plushies individually funded is deliciously evil.
>>106015388October 24th. Each of the five livers tweeted about it. It's not being sold on the NijiEN store, but rather Makeship's website.
>>106015468I didn't thought about checking their profiles, but I guess the official nijien profile not even giving it a retweet already tells me how little they care about this
>>106015415fuck why you show it to me im fucking poor fuck you
>>106015507The NijiEN twitter has always been absolutely terrible in advertising the branch, especially for the girls. I bet they're extremely greedy and charge sponsors/collab partners an arm and a leg for tweets/mentions on the NijiEN twitter.
>>106004351>Also Aia and Scarle could've easily sold 200 of theseAia and Scarle don't have enough subs to earn the privilege of getting any merch that isn't cookie-cutter merch for their birthday or anniversary; and even if Scarle did, she doesn't do enough (or any) collabs with males for management to care to invest more than the barest minimum in her.>>106014551>yeah no shit, but probably because niji will just buy the remaining amount needed lmao.The plushies cost $30 apiece, none have reached 200 sales yet, and three of them are at under 100 sales. It'd cost Niji $11,550 to fully fund the campaign, which is $11,550 more than they're willing to spend to sell merch of female livers who don't have a million subs - especially since they'd be selling it at a loss, and double-especially because the EN branch is already hemorrhaging revenue so badly that the company had to admit it to the shareholders.
>>106013135She did do something to "soften the blow".It was a 10 second tease of her crappiest song and then immediately went into a week-ish long break.
>>106014180>Because its not an instant-day 1 funding thats supposed to be a grimThere are no name 2views who've gotten their plushies funded in a day, so yes.
>>106002622Elira and Enna seem fine. The only one who might not reach the goal here is Finana but can’t niji just buy the remaining for her or maybe not because it’s her and they don’t care.
>>106017453Once the campaign gets close to the end, all the livers will probably make a push on twitter for people to buy Finana's plushie so it'll make the 200 requirement
>>106003924please remind me again how much Mint made with her last merch drop, or rather how many bundles of 1000 she sold in minutes for $ 180 per bundle?
>>106017572She sold all 1000 limited bundles, priced at $180 each, in 1 hour. Plus an unknown amount of open preorders for each item individually. That's at least $180,000 moved in 1 hour.
>>106004351Aia and Scarle sales were pretty bad. I assume it’s because their paypigs like the attention from the sc or donos more than buying merch.
>>106003924GRIM
>>106002622kek
>>106003775Millie's look alright, but I'm not gonna buy plushies of horrible peopleThey're going to occupy space in my room, why not get plushies of actually likeable vtubers?
>>106014180I saw that one niji-safari thing so now everytime I see one of these nijiseethe posts I read it in enna’s voice in my head, lmao
>>106002622It's grim that Finana went from being the farting mermaid with a vore fetish to this.
>>106021087i spot lazulight oldfag
>>106002622Buy an ad
>>106004351Why do you fags keep shilling the two worst shitters in the entire branch?
I don't know how this shit works but what happen if you don't reach the goal?
>>106002622Update:Elira - 187Enna - 178Meloco - 99Millie - 95Finana - 76
>>106021425If they don’t reach the goal, it won’t go into production.
>>106003924damn, this sew on a chin is so ugly, finana looks like fucking shaved omni-man
>>106003775Those actually look real nice, except for being nijis. Hololive managed to 1k+ of those fugly bean holos on mascots plushies in comparison.
Why would a company need fucking funding for merchandise?That should be for indie creators not fucking companies.
>>106004162qrd
>>106002622Most indies do not reach funding.
What's the problem? MEMEMEME Dookieturd only sells imprints of her fat smug face with no care for her remaining friends. Why can't Elira, who has been through so much in her selfless quest to defend NijiEN's honor from the numberless hordes of haters and fagoons Fatlen unleashed, allow herself some of the same. Besides, I am sure new plushies of milord and my sexy wexy bawssman are coming along.
>>106024329(me)This is my impression of an unusually articulate nijisister. How did I do?
>>106021326Because those are the only two liked by anons which of course made them anathema to sisters
>>106021894Nijisanji's funds go to the yacht please understand
>>106003775Pretty good bait, this corpo only sells acrylic stands, fucking pngs.
>>106024352wonderful, i hated every second of it
I'd buy the elira one to put next to my selen and doki plushie so i can remember the illusion of what used to be
>>106023594April Fools 2023. The stream was called "succubus ASMR" or something like that. She was 6 hours late to the scheduled start time, and was reportedly in other livers' chats trash talking the people in her waiting room. Also the stream was just a five minute shitpost (with a bit of yapping in Spanish for some reason)Given the date, the general majority of people in the waiting room were expecting some sort of April Fools gag rather than an actual ASMR stream, like how some vtubers might put up a waiting room for "Boku No Pico Watchalong" on 4/1 and the stream is a Never Gonna Give You Up karaoke stream. Most reasonable people in the waiting room assumed that the hours-long delay was part of the bit; and after the fact, accepted both the delay and the short stream (but not the trash talking) as the joke.Most people would forgive her for that trash talking, if she were to ever do an actual Succubus ASMR stream, especially if she stirs mac and cheese while streaming
>>106002622Kek
>>106003775>here in NijiEN we have standards.The standards of bullying a suicidal coworker and than running a smear campaign against her after she went indie? Nijisanji torched their reputation in the EN market even if they are still competing with Hololive in the JP market.
>>106027513selen and doki spit roasting the elira plush
