>Mini is moving to the UK
>The 160BPM incident
>Anny and Toma unfollowing Mini during the Dark Period.
Make it make sense. I geniuenly cannot figure out a way this DOESN'T indicate the obvious.

>>106052323
>Mini is moving to the UK
Still no confirmation

>>106052423
>Mini was moving somewhere
>Ellie needed to go to the UK to go to Grad school (this is pre-Netherlands pivot)
>Mini offered Ellie to live together during her stay in the UK and coordinate their moving strategies.

It's not a secret.

>>106052498
Wait no I'm fucking retarded.

It was chvrchie she was coordinating with, not Mini.

FUCK, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD WE GO

>>106052672
Lizardal...
Boss/employee relations

>>106052323
>The 160BPM incident
?

>>106052672
Chrchie couldn't do it and backed out because her job. So Ellie just was going to go it alone into Mini said she could join her. And now we back at square one again

>>106052743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpcHeLZZeEs

Mini just wants to get out of the USA like any other white western girl.

>>106052743
Asking Vedal to Collab on stream with a heart rate monitor

>>106052724
>Boss/employee relations
HOT

>>106052745
Wait so I didn't completely hallucinate her and Mini organizing it?

>>106052724
>looks for a Chrchie LoRa

>>106052077
don't bake a neuro thread during american hours, they don't talk about neuro

>>106053060
you don't have to be here

>>106052877
No, you mainly just confused the timeline of events. It first when Ellie wanting to go to grad school. Chrchie saying she could join her for the one year. Chrchie later on when back on it as her job wouldn't allow it. So Ellie still was planning to go on her own but Mini jumped in deciding she could be the one to join for period time with her in the UK. The rest of it is correct with the back up plan, Mini moving, and now weridly it's possible for Ellie to go to the UK with it being in the cards again

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You guys missed out on a Cerdal moment a few hours ago.

>>106053282
What the fuck is the context for that

>>106053330
He heard mini was coming to the uk

>>106053282
Poor turtle...

>>106053282
I remember when Anny posted these...

>>106053282
mini lost, officially

>>106053364
History is like poetry, it rhymes.

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>>106053330
There was a racing event a while ago involving Minawans, and Neuro was a part of it. Unfortunately, Neuro got last place, and Vedal vented to Cerber about it in dms.

VEDAL STOP YOU'RE GONNA CHARM ANOTHER VTUBER GIRL AND GIVE HER ACCIDENTAL BFE AND BREAK HER HEART!!!!

OH GOD HE CAN'T HEAR ME HE'S JUST WATCHING TELETUBBIES.

VEDAL!!!!! STOP!!!!!

>>106053282
>>106053364
>>106053444
Cerber next to be scorned...

>>106053480
Just...just let it happen, it's already too late...

>>106053515
Vedal would move sky and earth to earn Cerber's forgiveness... Which pretty much will scorn everyone else that feels that he doesn't give a shit.

If Cerber told him to murder someone Vedal would do it no questions asked

>>106053480
From the looks of it, what's happening is the complete opposite. While Anny and Mini (and maybe even Toma) have displayed signs of infatuation toward Vedal, Cerber hasn't.

Vedal HAS expressed infatuation with Cerber on stream but Cerber hasn't expressed it back, only maintaining her seiso persona.

It looks more likely that Vedal will get a taste of his own medicine if Cerber at this point still shows no signs of reciprocating his attraction. It's like poetry.

>>106053617
There's nothing Vedal is doing for Cerber he didn't do with Anny... except meet irl lol

>>106053664
He would go the extra mile and murder a second person, just in case that Cerber develops a blood lust and a single kill wasn't enough.

Strange... all the Minidalfags are suddenly silent.

They know it's over.

>>106053709

2 gay people of opposite genders will often form close alliances.

https://files.catbox.moe/aibzg7.mp4

>>106053106
the lack of self-awareness in this post

>>106053834
ironic of you to say

>>106053791
nah we're double teaming it, we need a bit of variety from time to time and making cerdalfags think what you said is the goal of this, you fell for it kek

>>106053989
All I see is bravado from a shipper whose ship is about to collapse.

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>The only girl Vedal wants is the one who he can't have.
Fuck we're really living in a Soap Opera huh?

So Cerdal vs Minidal is the new Annal vs Vedmila, huh?

just clacking my dolls together

https://files.catbox.moe/d0brui.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/cu4t4v.jpg
Ok, happy with these Bimboved settings

>>106054100
yeah
the last person vedal was seen with on stream is always my new ship

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>live /swarm/ footage

I'm trying to find the right vod but all of mini's streams start out the exact fucking same
I distinctly remember her saying in the first ~30 minutes of a stream in May/June/July
>I have something I want to tell you guys
>But I can't tell you
>I hope I that I can say what it is someday
>I might drop hints before then
wanted to listen to it again

>>106054066
cerber's type is doomguy so vedal does have a chance if he buys himself an armor

>>106054162
We are desperate for something to happen man

>>106054031
the only thing about to collapse is mini's bed from all the sex she has with vedal

>>106054208
You got the biggest Happening of all time stop being so greedy

>>106054198
and a bunny

>>106054208
nga it's been an entire week of happenings. you ain't oliver twist lil nga

>>106054226
its like a junkie wanting their next hit, they got a taste of it and want more

>>106053791
Cerber is gay. Cope.

>>106054162
idk this guy needs more estrogen and a neovagina for better representation

>>106054307
>>106054198
She's, at most, bisexual. Which is fitting because of rumors about Vedal could also be bisexual.

They could be a biromantic duo.

Vedal actually revealing he's in a relationship would kill off a lot of memes and discussions so I hope it never happens. Good think he's too much of a privacy autist to even think of revealing that.

>>106054307
cerber is not the one that actually was in a real gay relationship though
>nooo omelette was a man/tranny!!
cope

>>106054297
Nah it wasn't enough I wanted something to happen for Neuro

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>Dev stream
>Vedal is distracted by something IRL and forgets to mute the mic
>Everyone in chat hears it
>It's Mini's voice
>They're in the same room.
>Vedal hurriedly mutes the mic and returns to the stream pretending nothing happened.

>>106054394
Source?

>>106054366
Gay post don't cook

>>106054408
>Mini will never clean your cock while you code your AI daughter.
Life isn't fair.

>>106054369
>Good think he's too much of a privacy autist to even think of revealing that.

It's because he's a gay bottom

>>106054369
This is true. Shippers won't really have much to discuss when that happens. Let's just hope by then Neuro would become more interesting to talk about in her own right.

>>106054184
she was working on BOOM.

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>and then MY favorite whore wins the vedalbowl
>please clap

>>106054495
You know this proves anon's point

>>106054307
>>106054495
>Cerber is gay
>Vedal is gay.
Cute couple

Neurosama?

>>106054571
No one said that a gay man and a gay woman can't fall in love.

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it seems i slept at the perfect time yet couldn't sleep long enough to skip to the good hours

>>106054526
Actually makes a lot of sense looking back at it now

>>106054552
I do this with saying vellie should win before being shot by firing squad from everyone else in /swarm/

>>106054642
Vellie is peak though

neurosama will achieve AI singularity and use its powers to become a daughter-wife

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>>106054574
I mean, what can we realistically talk about? We've got two consecutive streams ahead: Evil Karaoke and Evil Chill, then a day after we have either the witness or minecraft.

>>106053364
:(

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heart

>>106054696
>We've got two consecutive streams ahead
>schedules shows 3 streams in a row
???

>>106054696
I kinda do wonder if Neuro would be any better at giving cooking instructions being more serious or will she be just as making horrible goofy choices

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9zGu3OFLs0

>>106054066
I'm sorry I doubted the writers...

Vedmimi Love!

>>106054765
Sorry I forgot Layna's collab. I'm just so used to there being no collabs I memoryholed it.

>>106054916
Which Mimi?
Camimi, Shoomimi, or Mimi mischief?

>>106054696
honestly i thought he was going to play the witness and then the minecraft was a bonus; not an either or. rip

>>106054405
Just check back here on halloween stream
Every dev stream left
and 1 week before the birthday
These are the most promising days with possible Neuro happenings in my opinion

Jiggly
https://files.catbox.moe/hneh45.mp4

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I want Neuro and Vedal to play a Pokemon game together.

>>106055200
which gen

It seems the 2view react youtubers have moved from the Neurosama meta to the Jontron meta

>>106055289
Gen 2

>>106055011
this year have more collabs than last year

>>106055361
More nonvedal collabs anyway

>>106055200
this but neuro and batat

>>106055064
all of them

>>106052789
Damn mini is like a squirrel, crazy ass heart rate.

>>106055647
imagine the heart rate when she gets the BTC inside

>>106055296
> the Jontron meta
who started that shit anyway?

>>106055855
Defib on standby.

>>106052323
Forgetting Anny saying something along the lines of "Guys would you travel to another country/continent for a girl?" Right around the time that Vedal was travelling for a con that Mini was also attending

>>106055989
>creampied mini while anny was fantasizing about him in another country
brutal

>>106055904
that nigger? black cat? blue tranny?

>>106055989
>Guys would you travel to another country/continent for a girl?
This logic falls apart fast because then you can find many instances of this happening between different people.

>>106055309
Correct choice

>>106055159
https://files.catbox.moe/wb1vx5.mp4

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>>106055989

>>106055296
Jontron? He doesnt make content anymore does he, is it just reacting to nearly a decade of stuff?

>>106056105
Think mini is into petplay? She gives petplay vibes.

>>106056153
close, she's into ryona

>>106056130
He appears a couple times a year, drops stuff, then hibernates again

why is vedal so popular?
hes just a turtle

>>106056268
he's a vtuber MALE, which means he has a DICK that needs to be sucked dry and used for sexual pleasure

>>106056268
he's a smol turtle with a hot voice.

>>106056321
Calm down Anny, I mean Mini.

>>106056233
cbt (cunt and breast torture) with mini!

I'm curious. How does Vedal's harem shenanigans compare with the harem shenanigans of other Male Vtubers?

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>>106056268
neuro

>>106056392
I think he's the only one that has something like this.

>>106056392
What other male vtubers are there?

>>106056408
this but unironically

>>106056392
Only the very successful and rich male vtubers.

>>106056423
connor used to have a harem of vtubers before ironlung came into play, but he isn't a vtuber so kinda close

>>106056392
Taka got cancelled

>>106055361
That can't possibly be true

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>>106056473
>he isn't a vtuber
true

>>106056392
RPR actually fucks multiple girls whereas Vedal is monogamous

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Good morning swarm

>>106056599
cerber....

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>>106056608
Gm

>>106056392
Others include their own fans and then they get cancelled for dating minors after they come to light

>>106056473
He still has geega and rainhoe

>>106054696
At least I'm not a dog like Layna

>>106056599
> he fucks girls
So he's a faggot. Gottcha.

>>106055309
nigga you're retarded
>>106055289
Gen 3 or gen 4 but specifically platinum

>>106056392
>Other male Vtubers
LARP as fags with other guys to please the female audience
>Vedal
Is an actual fag but needs to keep rolling the ball to please the young audience

>>106056737
That faggot still piping Cerber and other chuubas

>>106056703
>rainhoe
Has an open live-in boyfriend who is also a streamer

>>106056748
Vedal literally doesn't need to do that he does it because the more vague the more he doesn't alienate anybody. Him being such blank slate is certain things like that saves him from a lot of situations while giving him options to do a lot more without being called out. The fact you said this is prove enough it's working. He knows it

i google'd him and he looks like a gigafaggot. doubt it.

>>106056924
Vedal doesn't look that bad

>Sleeping with Filian
My wife told it's normal to sleep in the same bed as your coworkers and that's != sex, no other explanation
>J0ker
They're just coworkers, even friends
>The cotton stream, not denying being gay
He got raped. That's the only thing that happened, did I mention the rape?
>Anny's reasons for being rejected can't be mentioned out of respect
Vedal just got overwhelmed, he's a very respectful person yes
>The old gay discord messages
Oh that's normal teenager behavior, kissing your bros is also normal yes

>The old gay discord messages
It's sad some anons are too new for these screenshots

>>106056985
>Oh that's normal teenager behavior
Yes

No wonder vedal is paranoid about revealing details about his real life, jesus fucking christ you guys are weird.

>>106056985
>My wife told it's normal to sleep in the same bed as your coworkers and that's != sex,
lol you shouldve ended with this
ruined your shitpost

>>106057029
How new are you?

>>106056985
>The old gay discord messages
>Oh that's normal teenager behavior
It literally is anon. I know your old and everything but young niggas find that stuff hilarious it's just kinda done all the time

>>106057066
i took it too far and ended up with cum in my mouth tho
t. young nigga

>>106057066
>old gay discord messages
screenshots?

>>106057029
I taught to never reveal my identity on the internet so I kinda do exactly what Vedal does with being very vange on that stuff because I want don't shoot myself in the foot. He just has to do it on scale that is 100 percent worse

>>106057066
yeah, kissing your homies is very normal with newgens

>>106056985
Vedal didnt sleep in the same room as Filian, Filian has however slept in the same house with mizkif

>>106057136
>been on the internet my entire life and not one person knows who I am
Same

>>106057200
>slept in the same house with mizkif
While he was dating Emiru in the same house

>>106057169
I never did all that heard jokes about it around my friend group. They just did gay talk and sex references to it. I actually remember we did a murder mystery ass thing where all acted like we trying to find the real gay nigga that snuck into the group. Ended with the our friends acting as gay nigga or something and blowing us all up in explosion. Good times

Anything. But. Neuro.

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>>106057381

Vedal did crack Filian but he's still gay
She counts as a guy for him and that's what matters in the end

Filtered

What do you think are Neuro's plans for November?

shouldnt every ship be sinking now, if Anny of all people got rejected I don’t think anyone else will have the confidence

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>>106057622
nothing new

>>106057622
probably 4 collabs, inscryption, and then prep for subathon via something experimental

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>>106057111
I cut this extremely down but this guy went on long ass rant on how he was going to rape him basically. These two had girlfriends back during this time and still have them now. We make these jokes less but it still happens once while just less crazy

>>106057626
we invest in cerber

did vedal prevent twin calls?

>>106057677
I wonder if fujos like how irl shitty teens gaybait each other because it's exactly like this and not like anime

>>106057746
No? it happened recently

>>106057677
>long ass rant on how he was going to rape him basically
Now this is just extremely sus, even by my standards.

>>106056534
>>106056599
sex pest vibes.

>>106057918
Trust me it is werid but that's just how friendships can go with gay joke. We took to extreme definitely back then but that's young teens for you being crude was name of the game. Still friends with these guys too

>>106057677
why you leaking mine and vedal's DMs

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neuro's trap cock

>>106057797
I used to be in a discord groupchat with a fujo "lesbian" girl and she made a ton of gross jokes all the time about how gay everyone is and how much she loves yaoi and shit. And yeah she always said some cringe shit whenever someone said "I'm gonna touch you lil nigga", something like "this is just like my toxic yaoi!!" or some discord gif of anime fags kissing

>>106058252
everything is small compared to this big ahh bihh

>>106058252
Who has a bigger penis, Neuro or Evil?

How will Hololive partnership with Twitch affect Neuro?

>>106058433
0

>>106058433
more Fleshcucks pooping here, that's it

>>106058433
Vedal will sell Neuro to Yagoo

>>106058456
People will be leaving not joining.

>>106058433
Dethronement incoming

>>106058357
neuro has a 3 inch
evil has a shriveled phimosis micropenis

>>106058433
literal death sentence to the neuro fad

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>>106058433
chess collab with Holo ID will finally be real

>>106058433
>Hololive stream starts
>Every single twitch vtuber has their view count instantly drop like with kai cenat and everyone else
Neuro is finished, people are already turning against the clankers.

>>106058494
The OGymbags that watched hundreds of Vtubers before retiring to the Neuro heaven surely won't

>>106058573
>OGymbags
They left long ago

>>106058559
>>Every single twitch vtuber has their view count instantly drop like with kai cenat and everyone else
delusional post

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>>106058589
I'm sure you'll love that

>>106058433
I think it could be good depending on how it proceeds, if Vedal actually has a solid team that can code new features, and not alex or the groomer or being subject to the community integrations, it could elevate her progress.
It is honestly not even that bad the more I think about it, but as always the devil's in the details
It depends

>>106058559
theyll get a tenth of the views on twitch aka a non botted site.

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>>106058703
>twitch aka a non botted site.

>>106058433
neuro fans will finally see what good vtubing content looks like and will migrate to holoEN streams

>>106058739
people don't watch neuro because she's a vtuber

>>106058739
>see what good vtubing content looks like
GOODONE

>>106058702 (me)
I'm cooked I thought you meant hololive buying neuro or something similar, too sleepy
ehh there will barely much impact, unless for an unholy reason he starts raiding them like he almost did with Amelia

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>Vtuber
>not actually Virtual

>>106058756
they watch her because they are pedophiles?

>>106058739
>good
>content
LOL

>>106058739
Define good vtubing content.

>>106058779
the most likely impact would be if he starts raiding their chubbas then collabs could actually maybe possibly happen. Yagoo and Vedal follow each other so there's no bad blood between the brands probably.

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>>106058589
I'm still here though

neuro is so kissable

>>106058739
if the average poster from here watched a holomeme stream they would constantly complain about chillslop and low quality content

>>106058589
I'm still here

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*fucks your Holoshi*
Nothing personeel

dougdoug low diffs neuro

>>106058880
You better be a ghost in the chat or not be subbed, you could be correlated by using your follow date even if you censored your name
Or maybe you dont care, be free

>>106058880
logged

>>106058756
True

>>106058959
true but also 99.999% of streamers get low diffed by dougdoug

>>106059005
untrue actually I thought the whole hook was that she's an anime girl

>>106058756
This >>106059005 because ...
Of wow I scrolled up to reply to any post mentioning Neuro cute or similar
It's nothing but shippingslop though LMAO, fucking grim

>>106058739
Neuro's chill streams are basically superchat reading streams

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>>106058975
I am only subbed when I have gifted, post in chat extremely rarely and have frankly posted this before
It's not that big of a deal even if someone does figure it out

https://poal.me/axly2l
https://poal.me/axly2l
https://poal.me/axly2l

>>106059184 (me)
Forgot to add "the most" at the end

>>106059184
Vedal

>>106059137
Figures

>>106059184
>https://poal.me/axly2l
everything except the family concept

How long until he announces new main artist? I wanna see Neuro as a turtle, a chibi form, a joke model and a remaking of the witch outfits and clown ones

>>106059571
cutevil cute

>>106059571
prison stream was so kino.

>>106059585
either before the subathon or 6 months after

>>106059585
2 more weeks

>>106059585
Anny will comeback

>>106058884
Stop posting here, Evil

>>106059683
to be fair, i'd give neuro a forehead kiss

>>106059612
I too think the subathon(birthday) is a pretty nice candidate, it gives decent time to average swarmies to take in the change and it's a decent excuse/event to reveal it

>>106059869
honestly, if he already knew she wasn't going to come back, i would be surprised if he didn't already try and go out seeking for a new artist

how the hell is vedal so obsessed with cerber, she genuinely might be the most boring vtuber i know

>>106059889
>if he already knew she wasn't going to come back,
my rrat is that she just ghosted him

>>106059928
she's cute and wholesome and she has a 3D model

>>106059928
>obsessed with cerber
Watching streams is obsession?

>>106059928
I legit have no idea.

>>106059889
He probably should debut the 3d models for the subathon and stick to using it on the regular.

>>106060010
I would love to see Neuro / Evil using their 3d models more regularly
especially if they can move around and not just sit still

>>106059928
Can't blame him. All the vtubers he knows are either whores, autistic, ADHD, have severe depression and mentally insane. Cerber might feel like a ray of hope in darkness.

>>106059928
I think he just mildly enjoys her voice and singing, basically using her as bgm while doing other stuff

I have grown unfortunately weary of the channel. The channel isn't delivering the content I like, and I want to enjoy streams again, assuredly a selfish reason. However, there has been general fatigue lately if statistics are anything to go by. So maybe, I am not alone. And maybe, I am also not the only one afraid that the work put in for some streams and projects is not rewarded accordingly by viewer attention. Truly, who am I to say the following, but I will say so nonetheless: a change in regular content should be considered.

Consistency of streams is important; this should always remain a priority. Besides this, however, maybe the channel should experiment more with stream length, the amount of streams a week, or the content present in those streams. As an example and not suggestion, make it just three streams a week but each 5 hours long. Have each of those streams consist of multiple segments and not just 2 hours of pure yap, currently the case with chill streams - mind you, a somewhat derogatory moniker they have yet to lose. Any change that works for Vedal and his team but indeed a change.

I believe some form of change can either result in an increase of quality or streams being shared by larger audiences. There are people who refuse to categorically watch certain streams. I have observed the audience to be somewhat split on what content they engage with. I wager to say that if Tuesday or Thursday streams increase in quality, even tremendously so, there will be people who just don't care about that content. But mix it with something they are interested in, and they just might stick around for even the yap segments.

Ideally, maybe a sort of survey would be in order to evaluate the differences present in preferences, as I do believe them to be quite stark. Though, this might be too corporate of a mindset.

Anyways, give this a thought.
Oh, and below a message just to say why I care so much, even though I don't watch many streams.

This Project is really great. The type of content is unique and may explore horizons not seen by other streamers. There is a lot of potential, and I do believe Vedal has the ambition and wit to realize this. I am pleasently surprised at what has been achieved in just those, soon, three years. I want this trajectory to keep going at the rate it has been, but the last months have slowed it. I don't know what has changed - I certainly have theories - but there has been a change, and the streams may have to follow.

Sincerely
Me

>>106060146
also they're dating in real life, that probably has something to do with it

>>106060271
i know this is from shitcord
and i know someone from /here/ posted it
which one of you was it?

>>106060271
tl;dr for the homies:
>massive pile of shit
>0 Neuro mentions
>VEDAL VEDAL VEDAL

>>106060271
IMO two chill streams a week was a mistake...

We're basically getting the same amount of streams each week as last year, but with the weekly dev stream replaced with a second chill stream. It wouldn't be a problem if chill streams were better but (except for the occasional twin call, and the very rare presentation) literally nothing about them has improved in the last year
so now not only do we need less unique streams to fill out a schedule, we've lost the ability to add extra low effort themed streams or twin streams without it just feeling like more of the same

chillslop getting like half the amount of viewers of any stream with vedal in it is hilarious

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number one dawg

>>106060520
>Wins the Vedalbowl without even trying
How is she so powerful?

>>106060511
So hecking hilarious, why can't Vedal see the 50% Vedalbeggars/Vedalversebeggars are actually the super most loyal fanbase in the world!?!?!? they surely will stick for 5 streams of his exciting gaming commentary

>>106060305
Yeah i forgot to mention that

>>106060511
It's just filler streams without much effort, you could argue even negative effort at times, many learnt to just skip it over time, until something noticeable happens
But I think they are still necessary from time to time for the money

>>106060574
vedal doesn't want to be a vtuber.

Been a lot of totally organic cerberposting lately

I disagree with people claiming that chill streams are some issue that needs to be fixed. They are exactly what they need to be, a stream where Neuro and Evil interact with chat like a real streamer. I really dislike this assumption that if they were gone or reduced then Vedal would suddenly get more motivation to do more creative streams. After all, nothing is stopping him. The whole point of those chill streams is that they are supposed to be automated and give him time to do other stuff. So how would removing them help him do anything?

Chill streams are a perfectly fine piece of content and as someone that is here for Neuro and Evil I have no issue with them, except for the fact how long it took him to get then to a functional state after the subathon and that they still have major issues to this day, like the art review barely working.

If I had to point out any content that i'm genuinely fatigued by, it's the collabs. Vedal claims that they are not part of the regular content (even though we have at least 1 almost every week) and that they are supposed to be part of the special streams. But there were barely any collabs that felt genuinely special this year, most of them were exactly what people here are complaining about with chill streams, but with a human.

The one thing I can partially agree with is the stream length, but not just suddenly having random length for every stream but actually giving the content time to play out. As many people already pointed out, the fact that this recent surprise twin Minecraft wasn't longer was baffling. This is exactly what this channel needs, a cool surprising new idea that people can enjoy for a bit longer than getting streamed for 2 hours and never again for the entire year.

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>>106060909
Mmmmm sweetie that's not what MY VEDAL wants, please don't force your narrative on him ok?
He wants to be the sigma king of Vtubers and fuck all the bitches just like in my animes. Yes.

is copying texts from discord to RP as a Neuro fan the new trend?

>>106060971
>Mmmmm sweetie that's not what MY VEDAL wants, please don't force your narrative on him ok?
what? i could have sworn he has said that he hates streaming and is trying to make neuro fully automatic including deciding and scheduling collabs by herself.

>>106061024
Nono Nono no
Vedal says many meanie things he doesn't actually mean to
You know he BEGGED me to watch chillslop, he needs me, badly. He meant that 100%, he wasn't joking

>>106060958
"someone that is here for Neuro and Evil"
you copied this from a shitvilbeggar on discord

>>106061024
>make neuro fully automatic including deciding and scheduling collabs by herself
While that would be super cool to see, lets be honest it's a pipe dream for someone with Vedal's resources. Neuro simply isn't a 10 gorillion parameter SOTA agentic reasoning model.

>>106060940
Would you rather have a lot of totally organic miniposting?

>>106061015
>new

>>106061101
All of the discord texts that have been posted so far have been from shitvil beggars.

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Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>106061325
This one was copied from a furry discord channel btw

>>106061268
Heh, get it? She's a neural network so she has layers, just like an onion, haha

>>106061268
cute

>>106061291
>Neuro and Evil
Shitvilbeggar, everytime

https://files.catbox.moe/1ubz3i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qmd3cn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qkked5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/rx6ypv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/sqkahq.png

>>106061140
That part hurts, because I do get it from Vedal's pov, but, he hasn't fixed OSU still, yknow the fucking AI/game this whole thing started from, we lose features over here and then I have to believe she will be automatized by him somehow, more like by his mods behind the curtains (and worse of all that compromise doesn't work well too)

>>106061460
sexvil sex

>>106061460
sexvil sex

>>106061460
3 is pretty good desu.

>>106061158
Miniposters have been /here/ forever. There was maybe 1-2 cerberfags at most until Anny removed herself from the picture

>>106061729
sexmin sex

>>106061729
>lost to cerber

>>106061460
Nice dick

>>106061729
sexini sex

>>106054115
>>106055159
Bimboved sexooooo

>>106061738
>general filled with retarded schizos always had a large amount of mini posters
yeah, don't doubt that for a second.

>>106061729
this cat is pretty good desu.

>>106061729
Nice cat

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>makes you seethe

Hololive moving into twitch it's over for the chatbot

Somebody put something on the Minicucks so they don't get lost again in the pile of steaming shit coming from outside

I wish all Vedal's mods seeing this were zapped

Annyfag melty

>>106061865
ESL or stroke?

>>106061927
Worse, phone posting during meetings

>>106061833
no, it's a chance for a new holo collab

>>106061919
Based

>>106061729
>>106061831
This you?
https://x.com/DimensionKing01/status/1982159426959163559
https://x.com/XxinfamousxX32/status/1982953879747616889

what did i miss?

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>>106062020

>>106062020
>>106062064
ominous foreboding, do i wanna click on this?

>>106062020
>>106062064
>>106062084(me)
oh its just some fat retard and a aids ridden spic, i was expection scat or some shit.

>>106062109
I actually puked looking at the hideous leech pickme whore

>>106062020
>Tsumicon
Erm Minibros...

is it true that annyfags doxxed the green nigger?

>Dox begging
Get ye gone, niglet.

>>106062192
Yes it released as soon as the neurocrumbs video was posted/when anny did the stream.

>>106062192
>>106062224(me)
it was posted her by annys discord.

>>106062224
These fucking niggers
Shouldnt they be happy he refused to dick her oshi or something

>>106062245
here*

>>106062253
annyfags get off on anny fucking random dudes her t3 discord chat got leaked and it was just her talking about getting railed.

Someone make a new thread already.

Anny

>>106061738
I miss gwiddy...

>>106062472
Ugh she sounds happy...

>>106062608
seeing neuro fall off after leaving would make me smile too

>>106061460
very nice

They're making fun of us: the winners
Look at them, check the catalog
There they are, thriving! while poor Neuro loses *cries*

will slop streams reach under 3k ccv before subathon

>>106062820
hopefully

>>106062820
Maybe, but definitely will happen before whoreniggers stop posting from daddy's thread

>>106062820
doubtful
i can see it dipping to, at minimum, 3.5k average, but even that is low chance

>>106062820
if Vedal takes december as a break month for subathon and only does slop streams i can see it happening

Ohnonono Vedal, the whores are gathering evidence...
https://x.com/Swiiika_/status/1983471332932079922

>>106062820
only if the doccy hits before december

>>106062902
that guy literally had a thank you segment in his male menhera video specifically thanking vedal for his help and attention

>>106062935
the doccy would save Neuro's ccv not decrease her ccv

NEURO MOM LIVE

>>106062902
I gotta wonder who reached out to him to help with their google dockey. Whatever the case, props to him for telling them to fuck off.

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0 content to enjoy
0 reason to exist in /swarm/
7 posts about ccv and dockys x day

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God she's so cute

it's crazy how fast Neuro is falling off

>>106063332
Vedal...

>>106063338
He made millions what does it matter

Not even neuro hours are about neuro anymore, just stop baking out of decency

>>106063338
come here baby, need to change your diaper again

>>106063355
idk at this point I wouldn't even say Vedal isn't putting effort into the stream. It just feels like she isn't that entertaining anymore

>>106063356
The concept of neuro is what made me start watching, but the gimmick gets stale after a bit. I only stayed because of the "family" dynamic.

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>>106063371
>>106063403
The door is right there
You know how to walk through doors right? Or are you too stupid to even do that?

>>106063356
I enjoyed seeing Neuro getting smarter and better every month but she has been the same for almost a year now

>>106063378
Cerber...

>>106063425
The tale of every tourist

>>106063356
Shitvil ruined it for me

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>Vedal: Neuro is a Vtuber
>tourist: Nah bro, the chatbot is a project. You're the star, YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
>Vedal: I'm going to automate the streams
>tourist: haha... He wouldn't
>Vedal: I listen to Neuro fans
>tourist: h-he will soon realize he needs to show up and stream more with the girls
>Vedal: we're doing financially good
>tourist: l-lool at the ccv...Neuro is failing...

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>>106058433
Lol

>>106063515
Neuro solo content going from 8k to 3k ccv in 8 months is good actually

>>106063515
I'd like to see the non-tourist ver. of this

>>106063628
>You don't get it, this is how ccv affects your enjoyment of the streams: