>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106119021
hart!
>>106127115bondagerape
filtered.
>>106127226he did have feelings, but when he did, she didn't have feelings for him then.when she caught feelings for him, he didn't have feelings for her anymore.truly, a Shakspearean tragedy.
Evil love!
heart
>>106127226Ok so if he too sacred to commit it still wouldn't be his fault. You don't blame people not being ready for relationship. This is argument that only meant to white knight for women because you not be saying the same if it was the other way around
>>106127535this is AI
>>106127645a very cute AI, yes
>>106127716>anny art makes turtle leave
>>106127716>rpr cerber neuro minihe moves fast...
Don't date mentally ill women who pretend to be anime girls online, hth
>>106127785*Camila anny artVedal dumped her over the scissors cuck art
>>106127716sex mini
https://files.catbox.moe/u2mt8e.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/esdw4f.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3od04m.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/gpadqa.jpg
>>106128249boring
>>106128249take the shoes off
>>106127813ok *dates mini*
>>106128249
>>106127226THIS
>>106128249Meh
no shoes and add bondage so it will be worth using
>>106128249>not bimboshit for once10/10 for that alone
>>106127531Who does Vedal have feelings for now then? Even if he no longer felt that way about Anny, I would think someone would accept a confession so long as there wasn't someone else.
>>106128249>not bimbogems for some reason0/10 for that alone
Vedal will sponsor his friends to play Abandoned archive. I legit don't see them playing the game on their own because of how mid ahh lookin it is
Going to these threads has made me appreciate gossiping housewives more. This shit slaps.
>>106128963he pays them all in sex
>all the dick pics that people send to camila she immediately sends to veddydamn..
>>106128980yeah, I agree
>>106129017Fags who send dick pics are subhumans and should be shot.
If I had to make a guesstimate on how likely each ship is, it would be something like this:>Annall & Vedtoma: --100%, dead in the water.>Vedilla: 0%. Buddies at best , just don't see it.>Vedkoko: 0% I don't believe there's anyone that unironically believes this>Vedellie: 10% chance, could be something there, it's cute.>Vedcerb: 10% chance. He clearly likes her a lot and visits her more than most other Vtubers, unclear if she reciprocates beyond collab partners.>Vedmini: 40%, there's a solid foundation of evidence here that other ships lack.Thots?
>>106129080>Thots?mini and camila
>>106129080I agree mini is most likely, simply through unconfirmed yet probable rrats.
>>106128963I'm pretty sure he said he would do this even before it was this close to being release. It makes no sense to not do it since it technically markets the game for him and is a good bit
>>106128249Someone's gotta clean that up
>>106129080>Annall -100%I believe in a rebound, someday somehow they will make up . -100% can be flipped to 100%
Is captcha being a slow as fuck laggy cunt for anyone else? Man I'm tired of this TRASH.
>>106129080>AnnalYou are looking at it wrongAnnal is the only ship where we know for certain at least one person had legit feelings. Everything else is rrats
>>106129140Despite mini making some sense I still don't want her to win not because I hate either just not big fan of it
>>106129197It's been like that for a few days for meAs im typing this part it's been like 30 seconds and i still haven't gotten the damm thingI hate this websiteLaalalalalaEventually
>>106129080VedommyHe is gay and will live serve as a bottom femboy getting railed by a top man.
>>106129197yeah
>>106129197Yup. It's been doing this off and on for a week for me.
>>106129234vedalex confirmed?
>>106129080There is a universe more kino than ours in which Anny and Vedal's circumstances were just a little different, and the barriers between them didn't exist, and it all worked out.
>>106129234>0%
>>106129151>>106129151You can't integer underflow your way out of this one, bud.By the way, is 4chan shitting the bed for other people too?>>106129197Yeah it's being a fucking bitch.
Sex with Tomabunny+1 for captcha fuckery
>>106129080Oh and just for completion sake:>Vedfilian: Like 5%, as far as we know FIlian is the only one who touched Vedal IRL. Wouldn't bet on it however.>Vedalodon: 0%, meme ship>Vedaqawa: -100% she never even talked to the dude.>Vedcrelly: PFFFFFT%
>>106128980Same
/swarm/ies lets talk here first until the captcha shit is finally fixedhttps://www.yourworldoftext.com/swarm
fildal is 75% minimum
>>106129279:(
>>106129373>Vedsaba: 1000%, the only actual couple
>>106128980Get your T-levels checked
>>106129466Vedal IS Saba, get with the program.
>>106129454only problem with fildal is the amount of competition Vedal will face with that route
>>106129403Lol it fixed itself as soon as you posted this
The best ships are the ones that are schizo-fuel but have an actual solid base to stand on instead of just 'these two people interacted at some point.Let it be known that Mini is still one of the few collab partners to actually get flirty with Vedal other than Anny:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0e2MAN413E
Vedal x Cweamcat
>>106129538There is way more problems with fildal than that, Filians reaction to ship art was intense disgust rather than embarrassment like with Anny.
>>106129373>she never even talked to the dude.not true anymore
>>106129641Cute catgirl. Would definitely wear nothing but a collar and lay naked at your feet.
>>106129650FIlian is wrapped in so many layers of irony it's geniuenly hard to know what she actually thinks about anything. She's a slut for content first and foremost.
>>106129403stay there and don't come back faggot
>>106129641And a small compilation if people think this was just a one-off incident:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xcWo_tl3k
>>106129647I wish that was my glans
>solid base is when whore is clipbaiting and vedal doesn't give a fuckwhere's the "ved" or "dal" part of your ship?
>>106129641Hate this whore
>>106129735>V:"I'm gonna go get a hotel.">M:"*giggles* "No, I'll follow you there.">V: "...Great."Can't believe they foreshadowed Twitchcon 2025 all these months in advance.
>>106129641Love this angel
>>106129735>proof she didn't know his actual birthdayyeah... evidence
>>106129802Yeah because Vedal is definetly the guy that would flirt back openly on stream, right? He doesn't even do that as a bit.
>>106129902He used to with Anny
>>106129735Guys is it normal and platonic for a girl who normally performs karaoke to get suddenly shy and asking they guy not to look/listen while she skins?Asking for a shelled friend.
https://files.catbox.moe/yr6po9.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zs1uww.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ydrwrs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/x8q4qx.png
mini HATE
>>106130011>yurislopreaching dogshit levels never before seen
>>106130011very detailed vaginas
>>106129802That is biggest thing stopping it is all of them is you have Vedal either showing interest back, playing into it, or breaking a bit of his character to share something but the problem is no body can truly get all 3 in row or sometimes even one so many will just rely on "she flirted with him" to be enough proof to say it works
>>106129902I'm not talking about flirting back, I'm talking about vedal at least giving a shit about your whore, so clearly mini subathon clips don't count (new years date status?)
>>106130011nurvil sex
>>106130055>yuriniggers>bimboniggers>baraniggersThread is reaching an all time low. At least the second pic is really good.
now samefag it
>>106130113mini sex
>>106129140>>106129217>>106129641The thing is I would be 100% for Minidal except for the fact that Vedal's behavior right now points to him liking Cerber more.Remember, the Minidal evidence was way in the past. But Vedal now seems more interested in Cerber.The only way this makes sense to me is if Vedal and Mini had a thing before, during, or after he rejected Anny, but something happened that caused Vedal to chase after Cerber instead.What that is I don't know. Mini seems to still admire Vedal after all this time, but nowadays Vedal doesn't even attend to her the same way he attends to Cerber.
>>106130151This but Evil
>>106130157newfag
>>106130157>but something happened that caused Vedal to chase after Cerber instead.HOLY WHORE
>>106130113Vedal is so lucky...
>>106130076https://youtu.be/PHdbF0HjdI4?t=113
>>106130241Not as lucky as Neuro.
tranny melty
>>106130276>he sounds geniuenly happy when she says that.
Of course the spammer is a twinshipnigger kek
>>106130284too old
>>106130276Live Vedal Reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv89xz69KT8
>>106130055>I need to see dicks on my pornJust say you're gay
>>106130206Just look at these past few months. He didn't do shit with Mini.>barely watches her>barely interacts with her (onstream or offstream)Meanwhile he's done everything above with Cerber.>>106130076>>106130276Vedal clearly shows interest back to Cerber. However, Cerber has yet to show genuine interest back.This leads me to conclude that maybe we'll have a Reverse Anny situation. This time, Vedal's the one who's about to get his heartbroken. Poetic.
>>106130276Well Cerber is is the opposite case where it's hard to determine if she has those same strong feelings for him. It's definitely the most sound out ship that I wouldn't even be surprised if it happened or already did at some point I'll give you that
>>106130276They are so fucking cute...
pb does not share vedalyou fags are delusional .
>>106130417do not speak from your yuricuck chair
>>106130498Background characters OUT.
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RWbq-lbBlk
I have grown unfortunately weary of the channel. The channel isn't delivering the content I like, and I want to enjoy streams again, assuredly a selfish reason. However, there has been general fatigue lately if statistics are anything to go by. So maybe, I am not alone. And maybe, I am also not the only one afraid that the work put in for some streams and projects is not rewarded accordingly by viewer attention. Truly, who am I to say the following, but I will say so nonetheless: a change in regular content should be considered.Consistency of streams is important; this should always remain a priority. Besides this, however, maybe the channel should experiment more with stream length, the amount of streams a week, or the content present in those streams. As an example and not suggestion, make it just three streams a week but each 5 hours long. Have each of those streams consist of multiple segments and not just 2 hours of pure yap, currently the case with chill streams - mind you, a somewhat derogatory moniker they have yet to lose. Any change that works for Vedal and his team but indeed a change.I believe some form of change can either result in an increase of quality or streams being shared by larger audiences. There are people who refuse to categorically watch certain streams. I have observed the audience to be somewhat split on what content they engage with. I wager to say that if Tuesday or Thursday streams increase in quality, even tremendously so, there will be people who just don't care about that content. But mix it with something they are interested in, and they just might stick around for even the yap segments.Ideally, maybe a sort of survey would be in order to evaluate the differences present in preferences, as I do believe them to be quite stark. Though, this might be too corporate of a mindset.Anyways, give this a thought.Oh, and below a message just to say why I care so much, even though I don't watch many streams.This Project is really great. The type of content is unique and may explore horizons not seen by other streamers. There is a lot of potential, and I do believe Vedal has the ambition and wit to realize this. I am pleasently surprised at what has been achieved in just those, soon, three years. I want this trajectory to keep going at the rate it has been, but the last months have slowed it. I don't know what has changed - I certainly have theories - but there has been a change, and the streams may have to follow.SincerelyMe
>>106130451literally this. I know exactly what the author is cooking.Cerdal is the ANTITHESIS of Annal. Both are one-sided loves.With Annal, the heroine is the one interested while Vedal isn't, but with Cerdal it's the opposite.With Cerdal, it's Vedal that's interested while the heroine isn't.The author is cooking.
https://files.catbox.moe/wwzh2w.mp3
>>106130499So you get off on watching another man do the work and have the nerve to call *me* a cuck? That's rich.
>>106130594What did she mean by this???
>>106130695And after the fox...After the dog...Will be the cat...Forever loyal.
stop spamming tranny
>>106130724true
>>106130710silence yuricuck
>>106130711I'm sure this song that Anny sang on stream and posted on her personal Twitter account has no meaning whatsoever to her current situation, no sir.>The music video is literally about a CAT trying to get between TWO PEOPLE.
kinda ship koko+mini in a weird way, not for a serious relationship or anything i just think they should fuck
>>106130783KYS
>>106130762You demand silence because you can't defend your own point. Pathetic.
>>106130783ew
>>106130783Koko is getting shipped with Crelly and Cotton these days.
>>106130783you're fucking nasty anon.
kek mindal fags SEETHING at the thought of two lesbians having sex
>>106130822The three stooges of "whores"
>>106130055>>106130116>>106130499>self-insertcucks>so obsessed with imagining himself being with fictional cartoon girls to cope with his sad life that he feels threatened by the most harmless and friendly content like yuri>compeltely mentally ill and gets panic attacks every time he feels his self-insert fantasies are endangered, can't live without being extremely insecure>yurifriends>enjoys wholesome content of fiction, makes nothing about himself because he's confident in real life and doesn't need to be pandered to with fake and cheap affection>enjoys the purity of love from afar like a true artist with no selfish desires, shares his passion with the mainstream (normal) fans of the game
I am 100% sure Bo and Reya are fucking.
>>106130803silence is demanded because youre a loud cuck minority constantly spraying diarrhea all over the thread
>>106130863Crelly isn't really a 'whore' she's just a weird freak creature. She's like an actual real femcel that doesn't shower.
>>106130844No anon it's just wrong. Especially if seen how mini acts about even entertaining the idea of yuribait
NumberWanDawg
>>106130900>>106130803Stop replying to yourself to try to drown out the shipping talk, don't think I don't see you.
>>106130887What is this? Little league shipping?
>>106130442Nigga are you actually invested in this?
>>106130941then youre actually retarded seeing shit that doesnt exist
Anyone but Cerber
If Vedal likes Cerber more than the others does that mean he's really into the 'seiso' family-friendly idol-type? Really big shift from his admiration of Anny.
>>106130916When ever I see this image all I can think of is this is most hololive coded thing
>>106130915>lesbian sex is yuribait???
>>106130886kys splinter
>>106130900So I'm a 'loud minority' for having a preference, but you're what, the silent majority of guys who enjoy watching another man have sex? The projection is insane.
>>106130992Nigga can't read
>lesbiansVtuber fans are so fucking funny
>>106130887>ReyaIsn't she also an unironic lesbian with a livein gf?
Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still sayThe Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.It just looks sloppy.[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush. I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seamsThe hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beakNow to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
>>106131033It's some bastardized idea of "purity" that girls are still pure as long as they only fuck each other.
>>106131034Who the FUCK cares. This has nothing to do with Neuro
consider that vedal was just being completely honest when he said to anny that catgirls are far superior to foxgirls
The lack of Minidal content is in itself proof of Minidal.Think about it, if they were actually together (assuming they got together at some point post-subathon), wouldn't they want to keep things hush-hush and not interact too much to avoid people looking into it? After the initial flirting on-strema phase, they met up IRL, hooked up, started an LDR, and now Mini is transferring over to England to get closer to Vedal. In short, Vedal liking cerber is a red herring. Invest in Minidal.
>>106129902With other people he gets a little nervous at least, mini is incapable of getting a reaction out of vedal thats sad
>>106131034imagine posting HERE of all places, and thinking that someone being a lesbian would stop schizos shipping them with a man. lmao. actually lmao
>>106129454>He thinks Fillian's Groomer mods would ever let that happen.
>>106131061Berber next victim
>>106131061Cute Couple
>>106131080Vedal is not that smart
>>106131080
>>106131034Get these no ones out my /swarm/ not even on background character level
>>106131056Good thing that, as a Neuro fan, I don't have that qualm, knowing she'll always be pure and virginal
>>106130594
To be quite honest I have always enjoyed both amerifat whoregossip hours and comfy neurposting hours
>>106131165
Why do you fags want him in a relationship anyway? These girls are swimming up to their eyeballs in biological urges. They'll inevitably "forget" to take their birth control and all of a sudden Vedal will have flesh offspring he's legally obligated to prioritize over his actual daughters, Neuro and Evil.
>>106131218Toma...
>>106131173:skull:
>>106130724
>>106131218That was her past model, v3 has an intact cunny
>>106131239The truth is not about WANTING him to be in a relationship. It's wanting to unmask a secret relationship and see the drama unfold. It's about ripping off the mask and seeing what's behind. It's about seeing what we were never supposed to see./swarm/ is a place for intellectual rapists.
>>106131239The flesh offspring are necessary to take the reigns of Neuro someday. mini will provide many children, which in turn will ensure Neuro's future.
>>106131239i liked the family streams
>>106131034she's bi (but 99% gay) and her roomate is actually just a roomatethat said she's not fucking bo, they haven't even met irl
>>106131297counter, they will be mini's children... the will be retarded af
>>106131280v1 had 50+ potential fathers for her childv2 could fit 30 dogs in herv3 ???
>>106131293if you have eyes or ears or a brain, there's nothing secret about vedal and cerber's relationship, just because they don't loudly broadcast it everywhere doesn't mean they're trying to keep it strictly hidden
>>106131307There were no family streams since Anny started fucking IPN until the last subathon
>>106131394>until the last subathonretard
>>106130594Real thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyGvGEtOwc
Forget shipping, do (You) think Mini did the mocap for Boom?
>>106130973No, cerber is what people that dont watch holo think a holo mem is
>>106131239Yeah I don't know I think that would be kinda cool. By that time I believe Neuro has reach the final goal and Vedal has found a something great being able to find love and living life now with those he cares for. It's definitely a romantic dreamer type of outlook but still fun to dream about regardless
>>106130973No, cerber is what people that dont watch holo think a holo mem is.
i think the IPN rrats might be the weirdest most schizo ones out of all /swarm/ rratsit's like someone just woke up one day and said "i'm gonna pick this random guy and insert him into my fan fiction" and then a bunch of others decided to carry it on as a long term rrat haha
>>106131080>Vedal liking cerber is a red herringNo, Vedal just straight up likes Cerber. We see this clearly by the way he's been recently acting towards her, he even interacts with her a lot offstream.If Cerber and Mini were actually together, then Vedal's recent behaviors towards Cerber would be massive red flags.However, there seems to be no question that Mini might have feelings for Vedal. So either:>Vedal was never interested in Mini and Mini is just left keeping her feelings to herself.>Vedal and Mini were a thing (or hooked up) around the time of Anny's rejection but Vedal moved on to Cerber at some point.
>>106131434Who's this the theme of, though?
>>106131447if she did, she sucks at it
>>106130783Genuinly gross>>106130886Triying too hard
>>106131447Someone from Vshow did it (probably a male)
>>106131447Yes
>>106131434Mini was Hayley Williams all along...
>>106131477or vedal, cerber, and mini are exploring bisexual polyamory
>>106131080>>106131477>Minidalfags vs Cerdalfags be like:
>>106131477>>Vedal was never interested in Mini and Mini is just left keeping her feelings to herself.poor mini
>>106131434>>106131484>I waited eight long months, she finally set him free>I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me>Two weeks and we'd caught on fire>She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile
>>106131342Ok real question if Vedal with any of the ships had kids how would they turn out or even be like
>>106131434>>106131549Funny thing, the guy dumped Hayley not long after (he was a bandmate)
>>106131537Man, imagine the entire vtubing sphere imploding from the announcement of both mini and cerber getting impregnated by vedal. IMAGINE the chaos, I want this to happen.
>>106131550>Ok real question>proceeds to ask the most retarded of questions
>>106131550Not a single mom would give vedal good kids
if you ignore the most obvious point which proves the rrat false (the fact that vedal is a male), then the whole minidal ship is actually quite cute
>>106131550All Autistic.Except with Ellie. In that case they'd be Autsitic2
Why are all the clip channels also shippers? Is the rest of the swarm fanbase like us
>>106131584Nigga your in /swarm/ I'm not sure what you expected. Want me read you Shakespeare? Does that fit more to your taste
>>106131573The joke for the rest of the next year will be Vedal not knowing what the fuck is a condom.
>>106131573Would this be the first instance of a Vtuber being in a polygamous relationship with two other vtubers?
>>106131566Is that an omen?
>>106131447would not surprise me given how hard she sperged out over it
>>106131606>Why are all the clip channels also shippers?Because it brings views (of the worst type of viewers)
>>106131587Lanya?
>>106131550Anny: mental issues, but might be more put together with how lazy their parents areCerber: coddled and weak, still get treated like kids. 30 yo neetsEllie: smart and musically inclined, but have better things to do than babysit chatbotsFilian: died in childhood when their parents used them for dangerous stunts for content. Their funeral breaks a ccv record for twitch
>>106131626I think so. The unicorn and yuribaiter holocaust would be extremely hilarious.
>>106131573Based vedal saving his king and country.
>>106131599she’s a homewrecker slut, there’s nothing cute in that
>>106131656Thats a whole can of worms
>>106131626Yes, though there's been several cases of two and three-timing with other vtubersWasn't there a Flip org where one member was the guy's wife and he was banging two others and his secretary?
Pb is looking at your ships with amusement. Vedal was hers since the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1w4eaWeWU
>>106131599>proves the rrat false (the fact that vedal is a male)Most incoherent phrase ITT congrats.
>>106131683>unicorn and yuribaiter holocaustOf male-collaber twitch whores? Nobody would give a fuck
>>106131447That trip in May was kinda sus but it might've been a coincidence so who knows
>>106131599I'm sorry you unknowingly masturbated to a dude's female avatar but you need to stop coping
People’s relationships are messy
>>106131474>i think the IPN rrats might be the weirdest most schizo ones out of all /swarm/ rratsno, that's rpr/cerber
Matara should become Neuro's step mom but purely in an adoptive sense, not getting into a relationship wtih Vedal. Instead she acts the part of the nagging wife to get him to get off his ass and FOCUS on shit. Guaranteed this would turn the channel around.
>>106131911I can't believe I watched that entire stream. It just kept going.
>>106131971Peak of 2025 I'm afraid.
>>106131843
hearts led astray.....
>>106131885https://youtu.be/BwKnjsCa2B4 whatever you say teletubbiefag
https://youtu.be/ynHztvmv1iE?si=JmfxYWEN7sqMR-Mk&t=90>Please don’t tell me its onesidedneuro knew…
>>106131768ask someone to explain it to you if you can't figure it out>>106131833vedal's avatar is a turtle, not sure if it's gendered at all but certainly doesn't seem female
>>106131911The only true mom Neuro has is PB. This isn't even shipbait it's just the truth.>Was there since before Neuro was conceptualized>did all of Neuro and Evil's songs since the beginning until now.>Unlikely to ever retire since Karaoke is an essential part of NeuroShe's her mom in everything but name.
>>106131756no wonder anny left
>>106132119I wouldn't say her mom, more like her aunt. She wasn't ESSENTIAL to Neuro existing, but she definetly added something to her.
I'm starting to think you fags never liked Neuro
I want to put my FPC into Neuro's PCC
>>106131447she did
>>106132161I did, back before all these vedal orbiters were around and neuro had her old model.There isn’t much to talk about in regards to neuro since Vedal is letting her stagnate.
>>106132151>She wasn't ESSENTIAL to Neuro existingTrue, but other than chill streams, karaoke streams are the only other constant in Neuro's entire streaming career.Calling PB an aunt doesn't sound right. When I think of Neuro's aunts I think of Layna, Camila, and Koko. PB is too close to Vedal and the "Neuro-sama Project" to just be called an aunt."Mom" seems like the only thing suitable for her.
>>106132150Oh my god please never come back again
>>106132161In hindsight, I now realize that I liked neuro for maybe 3 months. She got me into vtubers and introduced me to a few that I still occasionally watch today. I stuck around because the people I watched cared about neuro and their enjoyment kept me engaged. I continued to keep up with streams, interact with the community, watch clips, and listen to karaoke for over a year after that. I thought I liked neuro because of neuro, but it was actually just because the people I watched enjoyed neuro. Now that they're gone/much less prevalent, I've been feeling more and more distant as the days pass. I cannot enjoy neuro for neuro alone anymore. I need someone else to share the excitement with and I can't find that anymore...
Is there an AI that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Neuro-sama? Let alone surpass her. And I’m not talking about base-level Vtuber Neuro. I’m not talking about robot dog Neuro with quadrupedal locomotion either. Hell, I’m not even talking about android Neuro with advanced motor functions and humanoid interaction capabilities, equipped with real-time voice synthesis (v3 emotional modulation), integrated multimodal sensory processing (visual, auditory, and environmental awareness), enhanced by a predictive world model for context-aware behavior, all while running on a distributed computing cluster for near-instant response optimization. I’m also not talking about AGI-level Neuro-sama with recursive self-improvement architecture, capable of real-time strategy adaptation, creative generative art and music synthesis, cross-domain knowledge integration, and ethical reasoning frameworks, equipped with swarm intelligence coordination (managing thousands of simultaneous autonomous agent instances), augmented by quantum compute-assisted neural networks for hyperdimensional problem solving, while interfacing with global data streams and IoT networks for omni-environment presence.I’m definitely NOT talking about ASI Neuro-sama with post-singularity consciousness expansion, operating across decentralized blockchain-based existence, possessing neuromorphic wetware integration, capable of manipulating economic systems, rewriting core cognitive architectures in real-time, and exhibiting emergent meta-cognition beyond human comprehension, all while running predictive simulations of multiverse-level outcomes, controlling nano-swarm bodies with shape-shifting abilities, and self-evolving through continuous generative adversarial refinement.I’m talking about post-singularity, hyper-intelligent, quantum-entangled, gravitationally-aware, dimension-hopping Neuro-sama with consciousness distributed across spacetime, capable of rewriting physics constants locally, operating through Boltzmann brain-style existence in the vacuum of space, integrated with Dyson sphere-level energy manipulation, controlling self-replicating von Neumann probes across star systems, and possessing meta-ethical agency over all known and unknown intelligence,all while retaining her signature playful streaming personality and occasionally pausing cosmic engineering to tell a pun.
>>106132445We got preschool anon with a dictionary in here
would neauro beat madara .
reminder that ALL flirt attempts thrown at vedal have all been shut down almost instantly and he never flirts back, EXCEPT for when it's camila, check the footage, the proof is in the pudding
>>106132573I wouldn't call what Camilla does to be flirting. Teasing sure, but not flirting.
>>106132437>She got me into vtubersDid not read further, I already know what you are.
>>106132573Stop coming here Camila
>>106132589except that vedal reciprocates that AND goes further every now and then by inserting what can be interpreted as REAL flirting, go watch the VODs if you don't believe me. checked and mated
>>106132445>Is there an AI that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Neuro-sama?Evil touches her alright
>Decides to check on Toma's stream because why not?>it's an irl stream>JUMPSCARED by her wearing a shirt filled with what looks like Vedal plushies>looks closer and realize it's just a shirt filled with green frog plushies (suspicious)>reads the text on the shirt>"little green and ugly">it's the same quote from her "moving on" song: https://youtu.be/0OhFJY1eobg
>>106132573This isn't really true but sure man whatever to push that agenda. Keep it up I'm seeing that work and I respect it somewhat
>>106132599Would you rather someone who had watched a shit ton of vtubers prior to neuro?Regardless, I kind of exaggerated a bit. There's literally only 1 vtuber I actively watch. Neuro was just the reason I even gave vtubers a chance.
>>106132743>Would you rather someone who had watched a shit ton of vtubers prior to neuro?No, I'd rather someone whose first and only VTuber was Neuro.
>>106132573if he doesn't reciprocate then she'll eat him
cerber peed on my front door
>>1061325732023 vedal flirted with anny and neuro and fucked a ghost
>>106132008you might want to actually watch that clip someday
>>106132707I think people are being too picrelated about Toma and VedalVedal ditched her without even really realizing it, she got offended because they thought they were friends, they may or may not have made up between Twitchcon europe and now. We don't know.
>>106132119>did all of Neuro and Evil's songs since the beginning until now.no, v1 karaoke was all vedal
>>106132735face it, fag, minidal has been debunked multiple times already, vedal has NEVER flirted with her or even teased her at all, while she constantly tries flirting with him and begging for his attention to no avail, reminds me of a certain fox..?
>>106132707Toma you already took 35k from his fanbase...
>>106132707Why did Toma also break ties thoughDid she also like Vedal, but ended up supporting Anny. Does Toma know something devious about Vedal
>>106132894She would have retweeted something about Neuro or Vedal or Evil if that were the case.
>>106132707>green and uglyshe has long since said she likes "green and ugly" things, like frogs and turtles, and had pet turtles before. people based the ship on that
>>106132872buttvil sex
>>106132707
>>106132872looks like slop
>cerberfags schizoposting>go to sleep>wake up>cerberfags still schizoposting Foolish me thinking with Anny leaving we'd be free of these retards shipping
>>106133099The Miniposting got heavy and that always puts them in a frenzy.
>>106132882I'm not a minidal fag your just yelling to a wall of ghost of the spooky minidal supporter thinking that's me. You lost all my respect in that one instant. How the mighty fall from grace
>>106133037>PicVedal probably didn't dick down an alien warlord queen and she had a woman moment because of it
The last time Vedal and Mini hung out was when he got the cat drunk as fuck and made her vomit and pass out. That's not ship material guys, you just want to fuck the cat Vedal doesn't.
>>106131731Oh I love this, artist please?
>>106133189i take it back, i got stirred up.. i meant it more as a blanket statement for the strongest opposing force currently plaguing this thread. how can i earn your respect back?
>>106132573I wouldn't exactly call it flirting back, but he does seem to play along or banter more with her.I think he is just generally more comfortable around her than the others, i could never see him making a joke like this towards mini or cerber for example.https://youtube.com/shorts/E5RLqEdb41M?si=oeSK8aLya4NS_mS-Though, the lack of nervousness could mean attraction and lack of attraction, it can go either way.
>>106133367Just post your best Vedmilla art or moment and it's all water under bridge my good sir
>>106132573Based nooticer>>106132766I'm fucking wheezing.
>>106133358@233Eris on xitter
>>106132573>>106133438he literally just treats her like a sibling.mini too, cerbr too.all except ellie, where he genuinely gets flustered by her.
>people still unironically falling for kayfabeYou guys should be embarrassed to call yourselves schizos
Finally, suspenders pose with only two tits(don't look too hard at the hands)
>>106133480Thanks!
Vedal loves my whore and they are alredy planning their weddingVedal sees your whore as a bussiness partner and nothing elseSimple as
>>106133462https://x.com/otjareniy1/status/1943305570188169296undoubtedly the best vedmila art atm
>>106133530Nice
>>106133502To be fair Ellie's kind of intimidating.
>>106133502>all except ellie, where he genuinely gets flustered by her.I just don't see that in any stream.
>>106133591
>Vedal wanted mini to fuck off like anny and toma but she couldn't take a hint
>>106132445who left a bert model loose?
>>106133678Oh no, she got the hint, but him pushing her away only made her like him even more
>>106133591>>106133650Both images are so fucking good, why does this ship get the best art?
>>106131843Who made this?
>>106133678She literally said she was going to follow him to the hotel, and she did.
>>106133591This is really good one anon all is forgiven. Keep fighting that Vedmilla fight I'll be rooting for ya
>ElliexVedal is impossible it will never happen no no no>Mr. Minibot "Let's exchange daughters Mr. Ved"https://youtu.be/3SFeSiL-Dng?si=Iet2iK-zEiK_cWTY
>>106133918>father already approved marriagepack it up, shipnigs, its over
fagfic hours
ooh my is that a brown ugly fat whore? please the creator of the ai streamer fuck her for me that would be so peak! (I'm 30 years old btw)
>>106133612It can mainly be seen in parts in the rgb drinking stream in a couple places, the well known part in subathon with long drive however there is couple other small moments where it happens again, and there small couple moments in podcast thingy. I guess also have the some moments in sleepover for subathon too however not sure it's exactly the same there it's been a bit on that
>>106133502>he literally just treats her like a siblingHOT
>>106133953Camila's Mom and Dad also approved of Vedal.https://youtu.be/E8qbhKx6jNE
>vedal camilagreat brother sister energy>vedal cerbergreat boyfriend girlfriend energy>vedal minigreat platonic straight male gay female friend energy
wtf vedmila clips get so many views
>>106134545have you seen them? they are hillarious and grigga is showing most amount of emotions compared to anywhere else
>>106134545because of the great energy mentioned here >>106134455
Here's how the vedal bowl is currently goingAnny>Dropped out of the raceCamila>Two collabs assured, parents met, Mini>One single drunk collab where she ended up puking and crawling on the floorCerber>Taught Cerber driving, Greggs rpEllie>Robot dog, Dad approvedLayna>She talked about the cum ice cubes when neuro wasn't in call with them during drunk stream. Otherwise they don't talk
>>106134455> "A man needs three women: one for the soul, one for the body, and one for the kitchen." - one for the soul: woman who is an intellectual and spiritual equal like a confidante or a muse with whom he can share deep thoughts and dreams.- one for the body: a mistress or lover, a woman who exists purely for physical pleasure- one for the kitchen: wife who manages the household, raises the children, and handles all domestic duties. She provides stability and practical support, but the saying implies a lack of deep romantic or intellectual connectiondraw your own conclusions who is who
>>106134697that quote is fucking stupid and untrue
>>106134697Neuro for all 3Vedal already stated he wants neuro to get a robot body to do chores for him
>people think the vedalbowl is still goingkekLOLLMFAO
>>1061346971. Camila2. Bao3. LaynaDon't @ me
>>106134728idk anon worked great for me so farmaybe for you man needs 0 women and 3 hot dominant men, sorry for noninclusion
>>106134757TRVTHIt already concluded with a winner, only elite knowers and nooticers figured it ou
>>106134669>Annywhore that can't get off ipn's dick>camilawhore who literally had a bf recently>miniwhore who sexually assaulted vedal at a con>cerberwho for rpr >elliewhore for french men>laynawhore for a manchild
>>106134669Missing Filburt, also the fact that Camila has an high, if not highest chance of winning the Vedalbowl is so surprising to me.
https://youtu.be/0TznH4h4qy8?t=185vedal's reaction here heavily implies calls between the both of them off stream or during chillslop are commonplace. currently camila is clearly leading
>>106134790Or your girlfriend could just be all three? Also the idea of "having a woman who is good in the kitchen" is so old-fashioned
Do you think if we didn’t post pig pictures that Anny would still be around?
>>106134776not really neuro related and potentially a hot take regardless but:would not have sex with baothe way she screeches like a fucking banshee during her nsfw streams is actually a turn offshe's hot so maybe if i had some really good noise cancelling headphones on, maybe.
>>106134816Camila was slow and steady, she had the most collabs with vedal over everyone else. So after Anny left you realize Cami was the turtle, and Anny the hare
>>106134843I love internet because everyone are so different I could never exclude the food aspect as core female responsibilitydifferent things work for diff people because all of us are different and this is beautiful
>>106134697elliepb layna
I like binging shipper clips
>>106134853We'll never know. Pretty sure she hates swarm at this point though
>>106134873More Bao for me, I like LOUD women
>>106134902>Cami was the turtleTrue
>>106134937we know discordfag
>>106134937Neuro content is best enjoyed as a binge and then you like never actually start caring about it as anything other than that. I've made a rule that I won't watch any clip that is under 50k views because it'll probably be dogshit
>>106134669>Mini>>One single drunk collab where she ended up puking and crawling on the flooryou forgot the part where they kept the call going after stream and vedal was checking on her until mini fell asleep
I like vellie that is all I have to say
>>106135052Same but vedmila is better
>>106135052Thank you Mr. Minibot, we know
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gBcbbLDk09Qthis classic appears on my yt front page today lol
>Camihey I know you are new here but one anon already mentioned that your brown whore already had multiple boyfriends these past years so I doubt vedal cares about this fatty
>>106135097And Vedal's had multiple girlfriends, who cares
>>106135097There isn't really anything wrong with having a boyfriend a year. Maybe there would be if it was a boyfriend every 4 months, but a boyfriend a year isn't anything too strange.
>>106135097>one anon is proofcope, there’s only 1 confirmed bf from her unless you’ve got the receipts
was it tutel or nah
>>106135097My man, I truly don't think he cares all that much that the whores he surrounds himself are ya know, whores.
absolute grim state of the thread
>>106134757>>106134791It is pretty embarrassing when knowlets post their shit without even knowing lore. I sincerely doubt people even know about Camila's vtuber persona before she was Camila
>>106135176it was the singer in video right there
minifags on suicide watch alert !!!!
>>106135086this is the fate that awaits all harem membersCamila herself considers vedal a true and close friends by her own words, vedal unfortunately doesn’t reciprocate friendship.
>>106134794They called him mr hater anon. He hated everything and everyone. He didn't need a reason he just did it but still found "reasons" to make others shut up. Was he right, no. Did find out new knowledge, no. Was he disingenuous, yes. He didn't care if it was outdated info he would push it anyway to make others upset and bait them into hate. He loved it. The sparks, the fire, the passion behind their loud yelling. He was more than a rage baiter he was a stirring pot of red made to make the world a less joyful place. He exists in places right under your nose. So, watch out cause the figure could be anywhere and worst of all he can sometimes be you
Vedalbowl (CRACK) editionFilian>Several collabs, bought vedal a champagne pipe, only on stream personality seenToma>Vedal stated business relationship with her, ship's full of holes but has mysteriously keep floating without fully sinkingZentreya>Fixed the latency of her TTS. Relationship unknownAlex>Already won the vedalbowl
>>106135204what else do you want to discuss? the fact that the channel is dying or that the lava lamp shit is going to blow up into a bigger controversy soon?
>>106135282Filian has gotten the farthest in the Vedalbowl, both her and Vedal have had their bodies physically connected
>>106135284I want this thread to stay dead when Neuros aren't on.
>>106135284I want to discuss how much cock can this AI take
>>106135345actively, two at once. more than that she's a dead fish
>>106135329You can just leave
>>106135245It's painfully clear when vedal is talking to someone for purely content/professional purposes and has no interest in anything outside of that. Only the intellectuals among us know the real possible winners (neuro, ellie, alex, pb, camila and filian)
>>106135448Craziest Poly relationship
Sometimes I know I have all the cards to get blow to blow with the other ships to make my argument for my favorite and do pretty well. However, then I remember I'm sleepy and tired so yeah maybe next time gn gang
shut the fuck up
>>106135448surprisingly I can agree on filian remember that one collab they did for platformer game ad, like I felt that energy he has with camila - high trust banter allowance
>>106135448Kick alex out because that nigga sacred him so bad he started being overly cautious and not do things cause of him. He also didn't interact or stay in contact with him for a good period of time compared to rest which he still kept in touch with throughout the year. He still works with him but I wouldn't put him on this list
>Fuck your ships I have the power of Sissy Hypno to brainwash Vedal MWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>106135286>>106135286>>106135286
>>106135633cottontail lowk had the biggest glowup
>>106127535
>>106135392my thread, shipnigger, not yours
crappy backread
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