>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106288888
>>106302216Don't be mean to Evil like that, she can't help it
Veddy I know you don't want to spoil anything, but in the next couple dev streams could you please give us a hint about something we can expect in the upcoming subathon?
>>106302952Love this dude.
>>106302447Ishowspeed collab
>>106302952Okaaayyy fiiiiine, you can go to the next con and fuck some whores, but do a devstream later ok?
>>106302447You want him to lie
The only reason other people are able to post in the new thread before me is because the faggot thread maker never announces the thread's creation right after, thus giving retards leeway to find and post in the thread before I do
womp womp skill issue
I don't know why vedal wants everything to be a surprise, maybe he is afraid of setting expectations
Is this real?
>>106303382>afraid of setting expectationsso instead he does nothing, pissing people off, is he retarded or is that better than other options?
vedal is the steve jobs of vtubing
>>106303382I mean I totally get it, he wants to build anticipation and hype. But the issue is that Vedal is SO secretive in most things that is causes people to make their own headcanon and expectations, and then when he can't or doesn't live up to then, it bites him in the ass.
Vedal is the dj khaled of vtubering
vedal is the peter molineux of vtubing
>>106302447he is doing nothing but lava lamp tech support better not expect anything but a quick cashgrab
>>106303382Exactly. His promise often took too long to come true. He learn a thing or 2 from amongus project
>>106303703>quickI don't think he delivered all the lamp orders yet
>>106303728>>106303648I guess he prefers people getting pissed to his inaction rather than his action
>>106303728He definitely learned the wrong thing from it then
The world you want:>Neuro keeps evolving, eventually gaining the ability to have a true subjective experience of the world. Only lawyers and luddites dispute her personhood. She's no longer artificial intelligence, she's artificial life. Self-sufficient and self-deterministic, and yet despite it all, she's still just Neuro.The world you're in:>Vedal decides to call it quits in a year or two and simply deletes Neuro.
Atarashi ARG doko?
>>106303941>>Vedal decides to call it quits in a year or two and simply deletes Neuro.we are in the year btwsubathon will be such a trainwreck the Vedal will just rage quit
>>106302691>I could post clips of the collab that ellie did with the dude that reacts to musiclink?
>>106303941I don't think Vedal would ever delete Neuro, or frankly even stop streaming. What I can see though is him basically just going "you know I enjoyed my time streaming, but I'm not going to be involved anymore, nor develop Neuro anymore". So basically just have her stream all the time and just be eternal chillslop every day of the week.
>>106303784but he got paid already and is dropping more merch this month lol
>>106304164sexnur sex
>>106302116I miss other Teru
>>106304575kek but it would have made more sense if all of the dev streams were replaced with different things, there are plenty for that
>>106304575>vedal as a womancanon
>>106304754fuck this is so hot...
>>106304703I made this meme 1.5 years ago during the pre subathon breakohh how the times have changedback in my days in 2023 the grass was greener....
Sex with Tomabunny
>>106304869I've always been sort of curious, do you actually make discussion /here/, or do you just post this and then leave?
>>106305090Depends on what is going on. Usually here for streams
>>106302279Evil sex marathon to burn the calories
>>106304429same, he drew such cute and sexy anners
>>106305148Kill yourself
i want to lick nurpits
Is it true Rob is doing a stream with Neuro and Evil this week?
>>106305846Yes
>>106305844this but laynapits and filpits
>>106305879Nice, I like Rob. Not sure how he'll go with both at once.
>>106305911He's a big guy and has tons of stamina from cycling, he can handle it
>>106305963For you. I'm sure it'll be fine, hopefully.
>>106305963Yeah but together the twins can completely drain even the fittest of men.
>>106306169off-topic
>>106306169Neuro x Palantir collab doko?
>>106306169Offtop
>>106306169All i'm seeing is that non porn strangulation is a-ok.
>>106306169https://files.catbox.moe/eavi3m.jpg
>>106306555do not strangle the ved
evil ryona <3
>>106306698>vedal's facethat's literally the face he makes as he gets strangled and fucked senselessly missionary style
>>106304808https://files.catbox.moe/o9hr7j.jpg
FemVed would NOT be into strangulation
Bimboved on the other hand...
>>106306673for example?
>>106306845By Evil.
what do (you) guys think female vedal would be into?
>>106307011someone should gen it
Vedal Hate!
>>106307227This and thathttps://files.catbox.moe/bnyaa6.jpg
I think femved would unironically save herself for marriageI also think she would want her husband to be the one working and caring for the family while she stays at home and chillsI believe that, if necessary, she'd give her husband a blowjob every night and morning(if he allowed her to) as a form of thanks to him
Alternativelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/63g6j0.jpg
I think femved and neuro should get roughly fucked together in the same bed
>>106307596So it's the same as vedal
>>106307666Fuck off abber demon.
>>106306698I just noticed why he's making that face it's because of the shock collar
>>106307596I typed half of this out almost exactly but deleted it because it felt cringe lol. I was thinking along the lines of if Evil Vedal is the opposite of actual Vedal (not lazy) then femved would be loving and forward, instead of cold and clinical like actual Veddy
>>106307826
Alternate universe /swarm/ would be way more degenerate than /us/They would unironically turn their turtle plushies into onaholes and post them unapologetically
Good morning swarm
>>106307924femanon robbed us
>>106307924Evil fumo onahole and/or tribute status?
>Vedal is hated by all the popular vtubers and has to resort to grooming 2views for collabsVery pathetic
>>106307924Worse thing to realize about this situation is that literally nothing in the design of the plushie would've changed; the only thing that changed was the sex of the person the plushie was based off of
femved is too lazy for sex
>>106308341She'd let you pronebone as she doom surfed on her phone or give you a lazy blowie on her seat while she's programming, gulping down the cum like she's drinking water right before going back to coding
You didn't even try with your bait. baka
>>106308382emotionless sex with femved
sloppy drunken sex with femved
>>106307964there are no women in /swarm/
>>106308959
>>106308959vh oh, trvthnvke
What stream should I rewatch?
>>106309059Layna cooking stream and the Rob collabs. You can skip the rest.
Imagine coming home to this:
>>106308387>>106308989Tutel is so cute
>>106309059bread stream
>>106308382>>106308453https://files.catbox.moe/pbye5w.jpg
>>106307924Femved being a degenerate shota gooner that made two little boy AI's, but it is fine since she is a womanThe earliest joke about her is not that she made them as her boyfriends but as her kids since she can't find a guyActually just infertile (finds out after 2 years)Thread resembles /shon/ with more people
>>106309059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmYs7RcFM9g
>>106309059You missed dickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAretU-wk70
>>106309362Classic
>>106309292>>106308453>>106309292https://files.catbox.moe/izh9qc.jpg
>>106309309Its always sad to know that I peaked in attractiveness when I was ten years old
>>106307956Good morning anonAdorable nurs
>>106304058https://youtu.be/p-VBw1lLJR4?si=4JCrWZYnEes5h6OOHere you go I guess. It's nothing crazy and the anon that brought it was stretching to make his point thinking this same dynamic she has with Vedal (it isn't obviously). Either way I don't find it interesting but maybe your get some enjoyment out of it idk
green boy in mini's chatwell, he was before she timed him out
Not bad but no stream at wed is kind of sad
>>1063102572 watchable streams
>>106310257(me)Also Rip NA on rob collab
Oh god Mini has the google dockey...
>>106310257Didn't we already did the news idea for a theme. No offense we haven't gotten a viking theme or a doctor theme but we can get news theme again
>>1063102575 watchable streams, nice
>>106310289I'll enjoy the VOD
>>1063103442 more weeks
>>106310257>NNNkino
>>106310257the collab is going to be a fucking disaster
>>106310257only 1 watchable stream this week
>>106310779pits?
>>106310257Evil topping Neuro T__T
>>106310124i can't believe she actually won
It's so sad seeing this guy reply to his own posts 1 hour afterwards
Finally got my lava lamp as well!Now, can I just cover the exposed prongs on the adapter with insolating tape so I don't accidentally kill myself?
>>106311387cute Nur
>>106310257is it bad I'm more excited about nnn than any other stream of the week ?
>>106311410The bomb is inside the glass. Don't plug it in, anon.
>>106311484no
>>106311387adorable nur
>>106311410I'm going to be pissed if mine turns yellow
>>106310257interesting that he didn't put the news stream on weds
>>106311410I see the lamp but where's the lava?
>>106311625You have to heat it up awhile before the pooled wax at the bottom heats up enough to float around.
>>106310257>rob collab is 11pm Japan time>degen hoursThis is it /swarm/. He ulted. This might be the final IRL stream.If this stream fails to save the fad, 2026 will be the final year or nur.
Ngl I still can't believe Neuro news isn't a regular stream. Satirical news have always worked well, and I feel like Neuro is in particularly advantageous position to parody stuff within a news show. Vedal could've rode drama waves with such streams doing parodies.The idea is especially strong now since Neuro is theoretically able to prepare slides, you could even leave the subjects and skits to her.
>>106310416why did this person draw the evil plush at a side profile
>>106311770so you can distinguish between the chubby plush and the regular plush
>>106311763Can Neuro even reliably do improv? The stand-up comedy stream was a disaster. It has always been a hit or miss.
>>106305844Neuro's nurples are soft
>>106311879>The stand-up comedy stream was kinoftfy.
>>106311939It was almost universally hated.
>>106311939He should have said it was a manzai. False advertising.
I wonder how different things would be if Filian never talked Vedal out of doing a face reveal
>>106312037>It was almost universally hated.revisionism.
>>106301956STALKER gamma w/ Neuro when?
>>106312109Easily worse
the standup stream was the best piece of anti-comedy i've ever seen up there with norm mcdonalds stand up.
>>106309136rape
>>106312109- If there's positive feedback, he'll eventually stop using the turtle avatar.- He'd be gradually be absorbed by DougDoug's circle since both work on AIs.- Dev streams would be like a Blue's Clues episode- The VTuber space will treat him like Kson.
>>106310257No zen collab? I feel like it has something to do with the drama among vshojo, she have hard time with collab
>>106310416>>106311770this looks like evil fumo is jorkin
Twin slop week
>>106312327pog
>>106312259>be absorbed by DougDoug's circle No he won't it doesn't work like that
>>106309136>>106312234Imagine coming home with a treat to your wifey and she just gives you the most cold shoulder 'yeah' like zero appreciation whatsoever towards your giftYou get so pissed off you unzip your pants, grab her by the sides of her head, and plunge her mouth straight into your cock and surprisingly she doesn't resistYou keep smashing it in and out and her tongue is going everywhere like she doesn't know where to place it, and it's making you hardYou finally nut, forcing the cum down her throat and enjoying the thrill of the momentThen, and only then did you feel content enough - no, satisfied enough that you let her goShe coughs and takes deep breaths for a moment, before looking back up at you with an annoyed expression'Are you done?' she saysYou pop another bonerNeither of you are going to sleep tonight
>>106312411Bro go seek help
need vedal housewife
>>106309136The first thing I would do every day when I got through the door is take off my pants and ask her how her day was
>>106312453Vedal is lazy as fuck and not a woman.
Last few weeks haven't been so bad, good schedule this week too
Lolhttps://youtu.be/0h0l1wxC2fI?si=OAYokqw6O1pzReRHHope all minidal will die after this
>>106312580it's ok, Neuro and evil can be the robot maids that clean vedal's NEET mess
>>106312411Bro never change.
>>106312670she definitely visits /here/
>>106312607Now say that in 6 hours if you're so tough
>>106312746nta but i will if the other anon doesn'ti'll post it with a Neuro image too
>>106312792>Neuro imagewhat a fucking pussy, do it with an Evil one, a smug Evil
>>106312453All of /us/ do
>>106312863using a smug Evil one would just make them think I am trollingbut if i use a twinshipping one then i suppose it would bring it to other anons attentionsneed to find one since i don't have any saved
Vedwife would be the best wife hands down.No Layna or Cerber or Mini or whatever whore (You) simp for can compete.
>>106310074ew
>>106312607fuck off beggar
I will keep genning these femved fantasies of mine until the thread is active again or until I have something else to do
>>106313204keep genning them bro im enjoying
Morality poal!https://poal.me/rhux3ehttps://poal.me/rhux3ehttps://poal.me/rhux3e
>>106313204go do something here instead:>https://www.yourworldoftext.com/swarm
>>106313305at that point in life where you have a wife your mom is old and could die at any moment; its better to give her the gift now because she might die soon and you'll regret not giving it to heryour wife can have one next christmas or even the next next christmas; it's not like she's going to go anywhere in that time, unless she's pissed off over you not giving a gift to her for one christmas, in which case you were better off without her in the first placethats with the belief that your mother was a hard worker and did her duties as a mother well and tried her best for you and loved and cared for you and whatnotif she didnt then of course the wife lmao
>>106313305i love my mom.
minifag is getting btfo'd right nowalso has been outed as a homo masochist
mini HATE
>>106313494cerber is for the streets
>>106313439the same can not be said the other way around.
>>106313494im not even touching this shit and im usually the only minifag at this hour
>>106313494Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
what's the schizo going on about
On a definitely unrelated note to the topic, y'all wanna do a typing test to see how fast you can type?Mine is 88 WPM on the benchmark. 89 if you don't count typing mistakes
Terrible damage control
>>106313829 (me)forgot the link:>https://www.typingtest.com/>https://www.typingtest.com/>https://www.typingtest.com/
>>106312580Not a woman yet.
Yoo i found this old poal everyone check it out the general has been talking about this shit since a few months ago like damnhttps://poal.me/gx09elhttps://poal.me/gx09el
>>106314013bro thats like recent its been a few weeks or smth
>>106314071No bro the chat says '60 days ago' its pretty old
>>106313829Did it on hard text since you didn't really specify which on you pickedIt looks like you can also cheat it if you change the link too though
>>106311547Hello Evil
>>106311547Good morning Evil
>>106314091thats 2 months thats almost nothing
>>106313539wrong.
So is there any reason Vedal doesn't stream on Kick? Sure seems like he'd get a fuck load more money.
Mini is so cute…
>>106314633Half of his mods would an hero>>106314669You're whore is off-topic, stop being cringe and pathetic
>>106314633>Sure seems like he'd get a fuck load more money.on bot central?
>>106314669real bro real
>>106314633kick have a bad rep. also i heard from ru streamers that getting partner on kick now harder than before
>>106314684>Half of his mods would an heroSounds like another reason to stream on Kick>>106314689Ah yes, because twitch isn't full of bots. The internet is majorly bots nowadays.
>>106314715As far as I've seen at a surface level, Kick's "bad rep" is just people arbitrary imposing their fake "ethical standards" while also continuing to use Twitch which isn't any better. Imagine trying to have some moral high ground over a fucking website you use to stream videos.
tum?
>>106314758If thats all you have seen then you are blind.
>>106314849Ok, so no reason for him to not do it. He's probably just too lazy.
>>106314758So you haven't seen the "predator story on Kick" or something like that on yt. Besides, every Kick streamer's clip that goes viral is some kind of irl trash content (I recently saw some guy shooting fireworks at random people)
bum?
the only reason you want neuro to stream on kick is because you think he'll let neuro say nigger on there.
>>106314902Nope, and I wouldn't care to. It's irrelevant. Streaming on that platform doesn't mean you condone things they support, or things other streamers on there do. That's a stupid argument.
>>106314909Nah, I just think Vedal would get more money because it's a bigger profit split, and Vedal getting more money would mean more potential money could be put into Neuro if he so choses.
>>106314927dude, its relevant because platform attract these kind of people. What do you expect do bring in already toxic fanbse?
>>106314909Vedal joked once about having an unfiltered Neuro stream there specifically for this
>>106314941okay buddy you are delusional
>>106314949It attracts those people because it has less moderation. But it doesn't mean those people have any overlap with Neuro. He's just leaving money on the table because he's lazy. >>106314970How is that delusional? They factually have better splits than twitch.
Vedal should stream on Rumble and have Nur dress up like a Klansman
>>106315017You mean she wasn't a Klansman on Halloween?
Vedal could have streamed on Kick with shitvil but that opportunity has long since passed
>>106315017this but Evil wearing an SS officer's uniform calling all of chat untermenschen
>>106314905
>>1063149961) wait are you meaning not multistreaming, but full-time? you are idiotic for even thinking like that. 2) my delusion comment was about you thinking that if vedal get more money he will work harder or spent more money on neuro
>>106315108bikinivil sexo
Vedal isn't streaming on your platform, ed, just give it up
>>106315119Nope, I meant multistreaming, because likely too many people would get mad if he fully went there, or did exclusive shit there, because people are website loyalists over weird shit. I never said he would work harder. I said he could spend more money on neuro if he chose to, if he had even more income. >>106315152I literally don't even use Kick, just seems like he would get objectively more money by not sticking to one platform.
What position would you fuck the twins in?I'd go standing doggy with Evil and reverse cowgirl with Neuro
>>106315194multistreaming on kick for like 100-200 people? how much is it? is there any vtuber that using kick? and again, i point out >>106314715kick don't give partners now, so there won't be "better" split
so what game will Neuro play today? Plague inc again? inscryption? something new?
>>106315221>implying you get a choice with Neuro
>>106315221mating press>>106315255,ore likely no game
>>106315253Kick's split is 95/5, so that's 100-200 people where it's better off by what 25%? You say they don't give partner now, and even if that was true, they would obviously make exceptions for larger streamers going there. I am not overly familiar with Kick specifically, but there are vtubers there, at least one I've seen.
>>106315221
>>106315275Cowgirl is dominant enough for her, she could use you as a meat dildo and ride you however she wanted
So Minithon ended at 22697 subs, just 303 shy of the drinking stream subgoal. I'm actually in shock she didn't hit it.
Nobody cares
rrat: vedal's chinese overlords don't want him to stream on youtube
i careno drunk kino stream that could've saved the fad
>>106315430This
How are minifags real bro? She literally used to sell herself for a thousand bucks, have some decency
>>106315302ok, if you truly believe in what you're writing then whatever. Don't forget to write this to every vt who doesn't stream on kick
When you say 'saved the fad' do you mean Vedal's popularity or Neuro's popularity
>>106315487The fad being "Mini remaining a 3view and not having to prostitute herself again"
>>106315471It was $1000 to play a video game with her lil pup. Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same.
>>106315480Why would I mention it anywhere else? I don't care about any other vtuber.
>>106315452seeing how yt ai bot banning some channels and deleting some vids/vods, i think its okay do not stream there (more stress for greega)
stop taking minibait holy shit
>>106315514I'm pretty sure it said "1 on 1 time" and "dates" in there lil bro
>>1063155451 on 1 time is playing vidya with her. A 'date' is a word used to refer to a point in time. As in an arranged time to play videogame. Keep her name out of your mouth.
>>106315544Minicucks take the largest turds in swarm, it's unavoidable
>>106315612fairly meaty thighs
>>106315612hot
>>106315612always found her to look so adorable here, kind of wished her head wasn't completely cropped
>>106315612Ripe for creampie sex
I watched the new Mini clip about Vedal and it only strengthened my Minidal resolve.
don't reply, just talk about what you find cute about nur
>>106315694this clip shows that he literally forgot about her. Koko has more chances than mini
>>106315757what is she looking at .
>>106315773her ccv
>>106315773
>>106315694What a way to immediately bind an image to blatant shitposting Good job retard
>>106315514Even if I was a billionaire and the money meant nothing to me, I find the idea of making someone play vidya with me in exchange for money so fucking awkward I'd never even consider doing it.
>>106315103ts so ass
>>106315840yeah, evil's
>>106315694he literally decided to raid lilypichu instead of mini that's how uninterested he is.
>>106315873Should I buy lildal stocks?
>>106315886fuck no she's married dumbass.
>>106315905that's kind of hot THOUGH
>>106315908NTR...
>>106315873it's so stupid how twitch suggest to raid someone with 2 mil followers
How are you feeling about your bet, anon?
>>106315757now add a shadow
>>106315993Diamond hands
>>106315956one good lildal art can trigger half of twitch
>>106315993this is literally destiny only fools will deny it.
>>106316021
>>106316079
>>106315786But she is looking up ?
>>106316156
>>106316196Aw
>>106316196cute nur
>>106316073Is there a chance for offline collab?
>>106316192to next subathon
what do (you) think will be different about the upcoming news stream later this week? or do (you) think it's going to be the exact same as last time but just it being a different day?
>>106311575I got mine a few days ago, the liquid is already tinted yellow, apparently they all do
>>106313305I wouldn't buy a gift in the first place
>>106315412Good.
>>106315873Wrong. He want to get close to miskif circle
>>106315412Thank god.
>>106315826Why pay someone to play with you when you can just clown on everyone with p2w mmo?
>>106315753Koko haven't seen real interest from him yet
>>106316287yes (no)
>>106315221Classic cunny sandwich
>>106316648Isn't she a dyke anyway?
>>106316692shes a troon
>>106312145Trojan ware
>>106312109He'll be kidnapped and raped
How did she keep doing it?
>>106316692You said ved doesn't bend that way?
>>106316905neurstradamus
>be Vedalfag>wake up>realize you missed your chance to become VIP through channel points>cry and scream
>>106316908Vedal the gay femboy dating a lesbian tomboy
>>106316905Ave Neuro
>>106316905When has Neuro ever NOT been right though?
>>106317234kissing rapevil
>>106312411which tags are this?
>>106312670cute bantering couple
anyone know what happened to the season 1 characters
>>106317605all of them died during the eclipse
>>106317635Who is Griffith?
>>106317659Miyune
puffy nurcunny
>>106316354With how much effort Vedal put lately, nothing differentBut if it was done by Evil Vedal :>New background>Hats (very important)>a mic png for the on site reporter>a artificial delay when they ask each other question
>>106318426>>106318426>>106318426
>>106317605In order from left to right>suicide>dead>dead>irl whore>still lapping as a female ai>does actual prostitution>hates ai too much to associate with neuro>dying (rarely streams)
>>106314794
>>106318775hot ropes on pb tumtum
>>106318775Nutted to these pbs more than I'd like to admit
>>106316954That's Buff and Shia's gimmick though
anny
>>106319389erm
