>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106325256
End of an era
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>106334844Oh wait I didn't realize that the same person who made sinder posts lol
>>106334932This nigga is actually posting his own comments kek
>>106334775dude isn't even a channel mod
>>106334976Bruh my comment under his
>>106334775>still a 7tv mod>still a channel modwhat the fuck is the point of this slow niggerrng, just rip the bandaid off and cut everything off
>>106334775After she throw away the lava lamp, shirts and hoodie i don't care anymore about her
>>106335044When Vedal wasn't slow? He is a fucking turtle
>>106335044its about declawing the fandom, you know this
>>106335044Maybe he's holding out for a chance at reconciliation?
>>106335089>implyingyou're kidding literally no one, you never "cared"
>>106334775Can someone remind me again what fucking pride flag that is and why vedal would have it?
>>106335133He's our trans king(queen)
>>106335044they still love each other and wish deeply that in another universe they both were happy togetherthere, your fanfic tier explanation on why both of them haven’t removed each other’s mod powers
>>106335133That isn't a pride flag that's just fucking colors that twitch changes if have their thingy
>>106335133Twich gives random free colors or smth like that, vedal's colors are the lesbian ones
wishlist abandoned archive
>>106335124declawing against whom, vedal>implying there was ever a chance for the fandom to turn against vedal
>>106335321
>>106335274>>106335296*7tv
>>106335321If the game costs more than $4.99 its a scam
>>106335442gonna need to cover lamp rmas
Sex with Tomacat
Holy flop
>>106335563Nobody gives a fuck lmao
The subathon is going to be spectacular. Don't let your expectations get too low or else you might literally fall out of your chair in excitement on December 19th. trust
>>106335563it’d have gotten more views if anny played it…
>>1063355633 YEARS!!!!
>>106335563>dropped the video in a low ccv chill streamis he too embarrassed by his own game?
>>106335614Vedal is pushing AA out before subathon kills the fad for good
Anyone but Mini
>>10633544220 bucks minimum
Why the fuck was the packaging for the lava lamps nicer than the actual thing? Did Ved just go all-in on presentation because of how unique this thing was supposed to be without putting extra effort into the actual thing...? I mean, it works fine and all, it just doesn't feel as premium as I would've expected.
>>106335614Grigga would be insane to pull a third scamathon, he doesn't have any friends left to save it.
need ellie footjobs
>>106335563I remember the Abandoned Archive thread on /vg/
>>106335563mogged
He will deliver. A year of humiliation has turned him into a battle-hardened content warrior. He has been cooking in more kitchens than you know. Just watch
>>>/vg/520071240It's so over.
Vedal still not watching cerber
>>106335878cute
>>106335750How long were you fighting your demons to not post this anon
What's your response swarmchuddies?
>>106335668I was mostly pissed because the light seemed dim, but I'm a retard who didn't realize the hard wax puck was blocking it. Once it loosens up it's fine. But I was shocked at how light and flimsy the base felt.
>>106336133
>>106335863Vedal987 century of humiliation era
Vedal will rope after AA flops
>cerbathon barely missed the original song goal>minithon barely missed the drunk stream goal>rgb collab postponedBrb gonna go play in traffic
>>106335560https://youtu.be/xd3eybXT_4s&t=7217
>>106336054months unironically
>>106336194We will never get back after this...
>>106336275>sex catgirl roadkill
>>106336313Evil's minecraft skin is very eroi
holy cringe
>>106335944cute Neurmandy warrior
>>106336275Don't worry anon mini will probably still do it anyways. Ahahah nah your fucked no rgb for you ahahaha
I love vedal
>loving vedal in 2025bro….
>>106335938i really thought she was going to win
>>106336630She immediately broke buds heart with that patron. Maybe this will teach him a very valuable lesson.... work on Neuro nigga
Rimming Vedal
Heres how crelly can still win him
>>106336584You don't love Vedal, you love the idealization you created in your own mind
>>106336765If Crelly won would that be considered a bad ending
2 days
>>106336809Truehttps://files.catbox.moe/o9hr7j.jpg
>>106336853Crelly may be just as content brained as fillian so it would unironically be a good ending since vedal would get a manager that cares about numbers
>>106336897Vedmila bros, soon.
>>106336853if Crelly won that would be like the protagonist getting the drug addiction ending, watching his life wither away, his friends and family leaving him in disgust, and witnessing his empire crumbling all around him. which is what vedal deserves, but not what Neuro deserves.
>>106336933Pump and dumping this bimbo whore and only thinking about it as a fun anectdote afterwards
>>106336934Her entire stream is talking to tts and playing the long drive
Vedmilla is mid
tabs faggots>>106334857
Kissing Vedal's musky poopy hairy asshole
>>106337001True now I will be filled with bullets
>>106337016oh nice, crelly made the /big/ cut
>>106336968This is what the subathon will look like
https://poal.me/auqmhdhttps://poal.me/auqmhdhttps://poal.me/auqmhd
>>106336971*ka-chunk ka-chunk* *ka-chunk ka-chunk*
>>106337001But they have great chemistry.
Taking a huge whiff of Femved's pits as she's neeting out and her getting flustered at the sudden intrusion
>>106337001vedmilla is a mid romance pairbut vedmilla is the best friend pair
>>106337301anny thought vedal was her best friend…
>>106337348>anny thought vedal was her best friend…
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7mvqFW_cA
>>106337112>>106337271Every man's dream
>>106336972I suuuuure you'll be the one doing the dumpinghttps://files.catbox.moe/iw5xn7.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h0l1wxC2fIwhy does mini talk to vedal like she really knows him now?she won't even call him "vedal" when speaking to himthis isn't how you speak to a coworker you talk with 1-2 times a monththis wasn't how she was speaking to him at the beginning of the year
>>106337839weak cope
I don't care for Mini
>>106337837I don't know what this is supposed to prove here and to be real I really don't care
>>106337839
>>106337839yaaaaaawn
>>106337960>mfw no femved in my lifewhy even live
>>106335442Doesn't vamp survivor cost like 2$?
>>1063380795$In EA it was cheaper
>>106337839sex
>>106337839cute flirting
>>106337744SoCute
>>106337744SoSexy
Who is winning?
>>106337744if this was my sister I would still fuck him/her
>>106337839whore thinks she is camila
>>106338742Neurocrumbs
what what the fuck is time what the hell it cant end like this holyshit the hour, it was a nice stream but then
I coomed to the layna cooking collab again…
It's over...
>>106338742Miyune
>>106338825Normal behavior
>>106338742/swarm/
>>106338742No one. we all lost.
>>106338742alternate universe /swarm/
RhydonDaddy <3
>>106338742ME!
mini is giving me olette vibes
Does anyone else get the urge to post something unabashedly unhinged but realize what you're doing and delete it last minute?
>>106339026literally me right now
>>106339026Non-stop, I also legit regret like 40% of the things I post.
>>106339026Yeah, sometimes when it's very extreme I feel this electrical-like rush in the core of my brain, it scares me
>>106339105>I also legit regret like 40% of the things I post.weaklinggo big or go homepost without regret or never sleep comfortably for the rest of your life
Quick question I know Neuro and Evil don't have a real personality but if had to describe them one how you would describe their personality
>>106339026I have moods where that urge isn't restricted and I try to steer it to american hours so the americans get blamed by /swarm/
>>106339164there is no home to go back to
>>106339026I sometimes write long messages that are very gossippy and low-life ish only to realise that I am human and have free will so I delete them and go back to work
>>106339183Holy basedAmerihours are shithours
the only time i regret posting something is when i get caught by the jannies for itand thats only because i wont be able to post anymore during that time
>>106339164Nah, I already regret a lot of shit I rather not add to it if I can help it.
>>106339215I thought nur viewers are 80% americanis (just like all of the internet)who else is here? EU? I don't for dox but I am personally late night UK
>>106339267we had a poal in the past talking about where (you) were at and there were like lots of eu and asia people
>Vedal has ignored the DMs of many people, with some just sitting there for over a year without a reply like with Laynafeels like hes digging himself into a hole
>>106339320Nah, he leaned to ignore and reject the whores.
so abandoned archive will flop right
>>106339344Nah, it'll be a hit.
>>106339344yes. vedal rope soon.
>>106339375Yeah. A hit to Vedal’s reputation
ah guys why our based jewish queen ellie follows zorhan mamdani?
>>106339344it will do better than it has any right to
>>106339419WHOMEGALUL
>>106339419She's unaware of us
>>106339419>jewishI still don't get the meme
>>106339419I missed out on this bit, sorry not up to date with board latest drammawhy is aut-bot considered nickle picker?
>>106339419>Progressive woman follows progressive candidateWhoa...
>>106339419Jews are hyper mega progressive btw, even against their own interests.
Mini, cerber and ellie just dont make for good collab partners. Layna and Camila are fun, but the previous 3 are just kinda void of personality.
Sometimes when my favorite whore is doing well in the vedalbowl I'll start dancing and grooving happily like an autist for a few minutesNot even my own girlfriend ever makes me this happy. Is it over
>>106339623You have a girlfriend?
>>106339634relax, its probably some 2d waifu or rubber doll; call it
>>106339617>Layna and CamilaToo normal for my taste
>>106339517Long story anon. But short answer is she used to work a job that made stuff for the army that went to Israel. There's more goofy stuff to it but that's it
>>106339617>Camilayou're brown
>>106339712that's it? working for mic gets you the apple juice title?
We need another Vedal and Cotton collab
>>106339574Jews voting for a Muslim makes me laugh
>>106339812There is more to it with comparing her to the stereotypes of a jew and such but that's basically it
>>106339832kneel
>>106339832>only bibotwhat happened to Hololive
>>106339832its over…The grifter and holocucks won…
>>106339890everyone left
>>106339617I like ellie as collab partner but she is definitely the definition of a baseline for Neuro collab partner. Much better than mini and cerber collabs that's for sure
>>106339512Is this an ellie discord message or smth?
cute leech gf
>>106339878This is rich coming from a thread about a soulless chatbot, but Ironmouse is so incredibly shallow that her content teeters on soulless. And thats why she should collab with neuro, since it’ll be unbelievable cringe, awkward trainwreck.
>>106339980It's what she posted on Twitter recently basically about about how to not be tricked into thinking the world is how displayed on the internet. Which I forget it's not common knowledge that niggas don't know twitter is not a good representative of real life and neither is most of the internet
>>106339512I'm gonna be real this stuff probably started popping up to her because of bao add fuel to fire over that stupid thing. Real smart oshi she has there
>>106340117Unfunny and annoying even in text
>>106340134if Neuro were ever to filter break and drop a crisp bona fide slur live on stream, I would want it to be in an ironmouse collab above everything else.
>>106340117I think it's cute how supportive she isFirst whore to follow evil's twiter account btw
>>106340134never watched ironhow is it like?my biased perception alarms me of pity buff and ultimately the same arrangement neuro has with collab partners except in this case its just connorvacan you fill me in please?
>>106340264Oh yeah lmfao i forget that bao is her oshi
>>106340347That anon is exaggerating, Ironmouse just does what every other streamer does. Which is either reacting to videos or playing the fotm kusoge. You can see that if you look at her channel on youtube.
>>106340117anyone but this annoying whore please god
>>106340264Bao already backpedaled, looks like the doccy happening on vedal is cancelled
>>106340347She's either cutesy or a tiny ball of rage and nothing in betweenhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0rOUHg7P4i8
>>106340785"Yes my dog did go to the vet that means their sending nukes on Texas"
Mini fatigue
>>106340785how does he keep dodging the doccyfirst anny, then toma, and now baohow does he do it????
>>106340117supportive catwife
>>106340785>Bao already backpedaledShe did?
>>106340918doesn't answer dms, so nothing to screenshot
>>106341000She made herself more of the victim and said whoopsy daisy mentality something blah blah. It was as good as she was ever going to give
>>106340785retard
>>106340918I got a new theory nowAnny was recruiting for the doccy, and invited a couple of people for it like Toma and Mini. Its the reason why they have beef with Mini, since Mini saw the doccy and probably pointed out how stupid it was.
>>106341129kek, yeah I just saw it. She pulled a shondo and didn't really apologize and just doubled down. I guess when you're that rich and popular accountability doesn't matter.
so who is Vedal’s oshi?
>>106341578
>>106340295i miss yabshttps://files.catbox.moe/25c3m8.mp4
>>106341578People seem to think it's Gura and I guess that tracks.
>>106337839ngl they do talk like a couple and I'm here for it
Neuro-sama? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uehTh5RCJns
I want vedal to call me a good pet and ruffle my hair while he feeds me soup in bed because I have a fever, then let me watch him do his silly little tasks on his computer as I drift in and out of sleep
>>106337839>>106341817You've lost at life
>>106342139kys mini
>>106342139cute
I was told it would be over about two weeks ago. Is it over yet?
>>106342139Get off the computer Evil
>>106341775Not anymore kek
>>106340117Damn, I was searching if someone made an ideal gf meme but with leech gf instead but there wasn't one
>>106342139That's adorable and I hope you get to experience that someday.
>>106342139Same
>>106342231o7 Cerdal
>>106342191yes
Every single gossiping tranny is a line of hundreds of generations that endured countless hardships. Wars, famine, disease, all so that anon would end up psychoanalyzing the online interactions of people who don't even know he exists and gossiping with twice the ferocity of the most bored pack of female teenagers. I weep for them.
>>106342337good, my bloodline ending with me means that my ancestors will finally pay for their crimes against the world in the 19th and 20th century
>>106342337my great-grandfather would be quite fond of Grindr if he lived today.
nothing has changed between mini and vedal and you're all suffering from recency bias
>>106341325>She pulled a shondoScratch that, that's bad comparison now because I just saw that Shondo apologized a few hours ago, and it was genuinely well done. Take notes Bao.
>>106342412cerdal is dead, so minifags are celebrating with their hallucinations
>>106342374French?
Dropping gossip faggots into acid
>my ship won!>no, my ship won!Niggas you both failed at life, just jump off a cliff
>>106342467>they neutralize the acid because they have base(d) pH valuessubtle...
>>106342231so who is vedal's new oshi? and don't say mini
>>106342139least delusional vedalcuck
>>106342467>Did you see Anon drop Anon into a vat of acid? Yeah, they're totally fucking lowkey.
>>106342456I would celebrate mine favorite still being alive but I just can't take risk not after what I have seen
>>106342527this one
>>106342567he doesn't even watch her streams, it took him 30 fucking minutes to come and press the unmute button.
>>106342567Always has been, vedal doesn't have an oshi, only good "friends" Not a purist btw
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy
heart
Do think Vedal has been truly growing to hate the Neuro project in a way
>>106342666satan...
Shipniggers actually piss me off so fucking bad, like how do they even exist? How can there be so many people who completely lack a part of their brains that tells them "hey there are better things to be doing with your limited time"
>>106342666la puta gata
>>106342666She ruined VedalShe ruined Neuro’s future
>>106342697On /swarm/ anon we are on /swarm/. I don't say this with hate either we are on /swarm/
>>106342697>"hey there are better things to be doing with your limited time">he says, while posting on a 4chan board dedicated to adult woman larping as cute anime girls
>>106342567I don't have to feel bad for sleeping through her streams then, I can still call Neuro my oshi if he can
Im basically 99% certain that SOMEONE has a vedal doccy nowIts just a question of who's gonna drop it
>>106342697Like baiting in 4chan for the attention of said people?
Purists calling out shippingfags are worth the same as the latter posting about the orbiter of an orbiter Lurkers won
>>106342776I'd drop Vedal off a building if I could.
>>106342776
>>106342776You niggas be saying this like it's half life 3. Give it up man it's not gonna happen. At most your getting a rise and fall video and your going to like it
>>106342779TRUE
>>106342776Shut the fuck up already
>>106342779I used to be a lurker around 2024 I kinda miss it despite it not being that long ago when I think about it
>>106342697Listen bro, this doesn't effect my life in any way shape or form but I need that British lanklet to get with that brown bbw because it's MY ship and because it's MY ship it has to win. Simple as.
omg sisters doccy anytime soon
>all this seething>all because of a silly little turtle
>>106342776But there's nothing, he has done nothing, that's his thing
ved owes me sex for such a terrible lava lamp
>>106343011Did you buy it?
how about you drop yourself off a building nigga
>>106343011
>/swarm/ - D: general
>>106343044yeah
>>106343011I like mine. I feel bad for the people who got theirs broken. They didn't cheap out on the foam and packaging, so I don't know what more he'd be able to do about that.
>>106343105stupid
Count your hours burger boys
>>106343011Vedal responds personally to the support emailsTell him there
>>106343147About 201.500 hours since I left mum's pussy.
>>106343055cute doll
>>106343147*GULP* What's gonna happen???
>>106343055This is how I play with my toys
>>106343055Tubbies time
>>106342962it's truly a mystery how he causes so much anger
Layna x shotanon
>>106343359I rather prefer my dolls kiss one another for my viewing pleasure
minidalfags x woodchipper
>>106343227I left the exact same pussy last night
remember filian?
>>106343537Are you perhaps a menstrual blob of blood and liquefied scab?
>>106343509
>>106343419truly
>>106343584Filian is the fast food of vtubers, there's not much of her or her streams to remember about.
>>106343584I remember chuds bawling their eyes out calling her judas because she didn't join the minecraft server
>>106343687Ok unrelated who is the real judas of the neuro circle? Actually you know what fuck it all the 12 disciples as well
>>106343687would have been awkward given anny still had an irrational hatred of her back then
>>106343584collab soon
>>106343675she cute though
>>106343739I'm killing the fag that'll inevitably say Vedal is Jesus Christ himself and the Vedalverse his disciples.
>>106343825but Neuro is jesusvedal is Joseph, and anny is the virg--pfffftt hahahahaha
>>106343896Be nise...
>>106343896>>106343825Vedal is King Saul let's not get it twisted
Thoughts on Koko's OSRS skill levels?
Evil is Judah
>>106343986koko, I don't know what any of this means but good job.
>>106339878>1/3rd of her content at minimum is her sleeping or broadcasting someone else>Another 1/3rd is reaction slop.>Final 1/3rd is actual streams.Sure Biboo gets like an hour of way to many bots couple times a month but at least she fucking streams.
>>106342776> "yeah so... he said he is not gonna fuck me"> "he was mean to me when he did not invite me to a party"> "he is such a bad person, he helped me during hard times but when I said I wanted to sex him he said no"what is the worst thing that could be written here that would impact the 5k chillslop? genuenly
>>106344159I thought the same thing, but he's already getting blowback and swarm is retarded. So maybe.
>>106344096pfft, /#/ cope
