This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Lumi is currently on Hiatus due to a family emergency involving her younger brother, Starbro. Please keep her in your thoughts and prayers while she undergoes this difficult time and hope for the best.https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1982707927690706953/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gghttps://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi will be back and stream againSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>106200440
>>106361830who are you talking about?
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>>106360908 I think that her mate-selection, as it appears, being entirely about acquiring resources and status and not involving love and companionship at all is unreasonable and that it reflects poorly on her.
I don't like Lumi streams but gumis are nice people.
>>106362284weirdo
>>106362039Would you pay for the entire date, or insist on splitting 50/50 with Lumi?
>>106362755Depends on how the date goes. But let's be real, if your answer is like mine, you're just never going on a date with her.
>>106362755I don't think I can afford to take her to a Michelin Star Restaurant with my plumber salary
>>106362039Fyren's vacation cocksleeve
>>106362755splitting kind of feels like a refund
>>106362755I'd make her pay just to irritate her
>>106363485Why would you do that
>>106365435For my own amusement
>>106365940We do need a soviet Lumi
>>106362755I have never let a woman pay for a date and I dont intend on starting
I don’t play Nikke, what did she and the rest of them do with it? Anyone got the vod?
you will die on a house fire
>>106369340twitch.tv/kanekolumiclick on the videos for previous streams. it was on saturday.
>>106369949Clio was killing the vibe. Couldn’t watch anymore with her. If it was just Pippa and Lumi it would have been kino.
>>106369791that was one of her best sketches. lowkey, even though I liked dogmi the most for soft reasons, the goldfish was the best take.
>>106370007I dont think they can collab one on one anymore after pippa made everything so weird
>>106371480What did Pippa do that made things weird
>>106371659Called Lumi a brotherfucker
>>106371659the theory of best fit is that pippa goslinged too hard and went schizo for a while
>>106371722>goslinged too hard and went schizo for a whilePippa gumied to hard?
>>106371746they were close, did the brst collabs in the company's history, until the last one where they just exchanged smut. they got the greenlight to do a collabcast thing. pippa started being weird and impossible to get a hold of. lumi had to ambush her on a not pokemon open mic night just to say hi. she literally fled the offkai house thing to avoid hanging out with lumi, completely ghosted on everything.pippa then unilaterally announced that lumi didnt know enough about podcasts and pippa would have to do all the work. lumi. too lazy. after refusing to work on the project for months. lumi showa up to stream with "allergies" (the poor bitch was crying her eyes out). yours truely refused to bully her for a week, it was that bad. I dont think everyone noticed but she was appreciative of some oblique feel better refetences etc. that's the fact pattern.
Why does Lumi get her own thread
>>106372182she's very special
>>106372182antis kept shitting up the catalogue with boring threads. an anon got bored and started running interference for shits and giggles, cucked the anti threads, started making his own also for shits and giggles, got busy, someone else took over, thread unexpectedly doesnt die during breaks, now we are here. a tool as part of a larger campaign to flex on the thread became its own purpose.
>>106371746I'll give you another versionLumi was willing and looked forward to doing lots of collabs once she joined Phase, she imagined it would be way easier because she had Yuri with her and Yuri is a friend-magnet. She found out very quickly that talents say one thing in the work server and do another, they commit to projects and start flaking out without prior notice. Pippa and Yuri were the only ones willing to collab because Lia was apparently afraid of her and the others didn't know her that well, Yuri started hanging out more with Lia and Rie and eventually started skipping NTR thursdays (you know how Lumi is with her theme days). Pippa showed up on time as scheduled twice but then started flaking out just like the rest of them, this was also during the time Pippa was soft-cancelled, it eventually reached her ears that event organizers and other companies refused to work with Phase because of Pippa and her friendship to Kirsche. Sakana didn't really care but Pippa took this personally and somehow convinced herself that everyone in the company hated her and that management was trying to figure out how to fire her so she started nerfing her own content because other girls were affected. That's around the time Lumi and Pippa were formally planning the Yabcast thing and Pippa was being really evasive, it came out around 6 months to a year later that Pippa had been planning her exit strategy from Phase because she couldn't work "under these conditions". Needless to say all her demands were met, and management and Sakana both were really confused what this was all about, but as she soon realized she had been fighting ghosts for years. This began the Pippa "healing" to alcoholic arc which you see currently, safe to say even Pippa doesn't know what she wants to do anymore.TLDR: It was poor timing because Pippa was a complete schizo and now she's just lazy
i don't even know why i keep visiting this thread i don't even livepost here
>>106372528I think both are true
>>106372834you like lumi
ur little gay retard elfin wont accept the fact that its all self solving including herself (fact)
>>106362039If you force her to eat that she will just purge it when she goes to the bathroom
>>106373813sometimes I worry about that
>>106373752what is self-solving exactly? also tell elfin to send her nudes to lumi to reward chatters with. she'll know what it means
>>106374606I do it every day. It's fine
>>106374697are you trolling or serious? I'd rather look like an idiot than mishandle this
I want lumi to groom elfin so lumi can use elfin as a pleasure slave to give to good gumis
I miss my comfort woman
>>106371708really? or are you just memeing? they had funny, friendly banter in their collab with clio, the woketard, a few days ago.
>>106365940lumi is sexy, but not in an oneesan way
>>106372528>ntr thursdaysWhat? lol>yuri friendshipWhat happened with that? I never hear lumi mention her anymore.
>>106370007Clio honestly sucks. I don't get why she has fans at all. Super woke woman too.
What day was the filian collab? having a hard time finding it.
>>106378275Yuri is the only one that has managed to get fired from Phase, nobody really knows what happened (even though there are some rrats here and there that paints a picture) but Rie hates her now, Lia had a mental breakdown and she's radioactive to corpos. Sakana kept her IP as collateral and she streams as Kibawoo, as of this year she has regained her old IP somehow.>ntr thursdaysWhen Lumi has a close friend she calls them her wife so NTR thursday was a weekly collab where they mostly zatsu with each other over Factorio or Minecraft.>yuri friendshipLumi is pretty cold towards people she dislikes, there was some drama in CL as well where Yuri was involved that caused Lumi to explode the company once it got too bad (twice). Yuri was instrumental in exposing the CL girls and it's pure nightmare fuel of VTuber drama, everything was wrong with that company and Lumi was doing her engineering degree, her streams and was manager to all of them. Lumi wasn't sure she was going to continue VTubing after that but she brought Yuri along as her nepo-hire to Sakana so she would know someone at least creating the first Invader-gen.>>106378360I'm surprised you think that she's more of a 4channer than most of the other girls, Dizzy and Panko are the only ones that are in straight up chud territory but you could argue Clio is more conservative than Lumi because she's Catholic and terf-leaning at times.
>>106378660is lumi a chud?
>>106380324Yes, she’s just, if not more, of a chud than Jelly and Dizzy.
>>106380324depends who you ask
>>106380324So literally told her fans that there’s a race war going on. I don’t know how much more chud you want her to be. https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4
>>106378660>I'm surprised you think that she's more of a 4channer than most of the other girlsClio? I just called her woke. I was referring to her making debasing jokes about white, talking about not being "hateful" or "embracing hate," etc. Which is predictable given that she's a lesbian who used to work in academia>>106380324there's a clip of her using gamer words and laughing on stream. She uses chan lingo all the time, and given her background, i'm pretty sure she's spent a lot of time here. I can remember her warning her racist chatters about going too far and saying that she'd have to ban them, implying that, if it were up to her, she wouldn't mind such language.
>>106380590>I just called her wokeYeah I'm wondering if you're just purity testing or you're trying to understand where someone is coming from, don't make the same mistake the leftists did
how can a big city only girl with friends like hers be a social conservative?
>>106380651an unprompted rant about problematic use or the word nigger in 2000s video game chats?
>>106380655I'm anti-establishment, anti-immigration, anti-environmentalism, racist, white, capitalist. I am also friends with communists, trans-people, black people, gay people and women. I don't see how that's a problem.>>106380792what was the rant about?
>>106380655What friends? kek Anyway, pippa's pretty based. And her christian parents are genuinely trad.
>>106380880the hat alone would be enough for them to make it a problem. hiding it in public is easy but you have to hide it
>>106381116No I don't I speak my mind and we hash it out like adults because we're not trying to be malicious, the only ones that go ballistic are chuds (left and right) who's too autistic to just talk to people. I can't say I've ever seen the value of sitting in a group trying to hugbox your way forward because everyone is locked in a game of irl amogus trying to virtue signal on their little soapbox. Just be a normal person, or do we all have to say nigger and name the jew wherever we go just so we're clear we're all on the same page so we can go to hyperborea?
>>106381338you're stuck your head in the sand. virgina dems just elected an ag candidate who wants to murder republican familes and "little fascist kids." The average dem cheered for kirk getting assassinated. average dem grannies absolutely want to kill republicans. there's no possibility of genuine friendship with them. they also don't really have morals. the average dem woman thinks women cheating is fine.
>>106381871>you'reyou've*
>>106381338I'm familar with the process of not being retarded. I am also familiar enough with streamers to know they are insane.
>>106381871You're right, everything has gone to shit, the west is collapsing, the country won't survive past us. that being said, keep it to pol. this thread is for grooming (light heartedly) lumi.
oh and figuring out how to fix (seriously) her one way or another
>>106381871The last part is probably true but the others seem like misrepresentations and conjectures, I guess I could believe it for the sake of it in which case there's not much I can do. You let me know if purity testing and being annoying to normies works out for you, last time it didn't work out so well for dems kind of like how everyone hats Bat now in pcg.>>106382077right?
>>106382177This is off-topic, but I'll just add that was what the guy, now ag of virginia, said. The part about killing kids is a direct quote. And he got elected.
>>106382177we like bat now though
>>106382386as I recall it wasn't a group of people it was one family, that's what I meant by misrepresenting
>>106382407can someone explain what the fuck that entire ordeal was about? I know autism featured heavily but beyond that I am confused
>>106382715liggers only want to talk about groomable people and there's a janny who really likes Bat
>>106382715its literally just one guy who likes her and posted about her incessantly in multiple generals
>>106382757I take it the bat is highly groomable?
>>106382782no, that's the problem they don't want to talk about bat anywhere because she isn't
>>106382816ohh so because of this>>106382777the janny does this?
>>106382890That's my theory, Bat is also friends with Tenma
>>106382999pardon my ignorance but what is the significance of the tenma angle?
>>106383079yeah that was sex.
is lumi a good girl?
>>106383772Unironically? No. She’s pretty bad
>>106383772idc she was submissible and breedable as pupmi which made me turned on
>>106384427She hates Pupmi.
>>106383772Yes
>>106384451Why though
>>106383038That makes her a Phase Friend technically, not completely off topic spam
>>106388429because she wants to be a brat. she doesnt mind going belly up but she wants us to have to earn it. stuff like this>>106384427disgusts her becsuae it means someone who didnt earn it gets to enjoy it.
>>106383772I like pupmi because I'm a sicko that likes to see her squirm
the obvious problem of course is that I can't beat her for being hysterical when she is all the way over reach, the bully her so you don't go schizo thing made her schizo, and it's difficult to fuck with valid competence critiques when half of chat is retarded/typing with one hand>>106389954fuck off
>>106389954insecure faggot if serious or mentally 12 years old if trolling
>>106389981>>106390144This is a good clip that fills me with great joy, I just like to see her internal struggles manifest externallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UFmFEsMfi0&t=61s
>>106390307oh yeah that react was great to be fair. her narcissism made that whole experience confusing for her
I think im the only one here that can feed Lumis sexual appetite
>>106392846how's that
yummy
>>106394034That's a child
>>10639413212 year old girl = cute12 year old man child = not cuteI don't make the rules. I just enjoy them
https://phase-connect.com/project-wish/it's gonna be a music video
>>106394733Stop lying
>>106394733>>106395333I trust the holy trips
Did Lumi ever have a reason why Sakana refused to let starbro go on the trip to Japan? It was rude of him to force Lumi on that trip knowing Starbro was going to be with Lumi for an entire month.
>>106396230Didn't Sakana say he can stay with him, but he just didn't want to go? He's not THAT close with his sister, I'd be terrified of being among that lot too, as a sensitive young man.
>>106362244unironically, that was the sexiest incarnation of Lumi
>>106394282you were supposed to sayout of ten
is lumi panicking or are things okay?
>>106398431she starts working on something useless well before that happens
Where the tweets at?
>>106399167lumi hates us uuuuu
>>106399167fryen's family lives in the sticks and has shit cell service
>>106400389what's he doing with the other invaders?
>>106400355I miss lumi uuuuuu
we know lumi is good at calming autists. we know why she is so good, but how is she so good?
>>106401486hardcore mmo guild experience in the crusty voip era
>>106401486Her brother is an autist. Probably had to tard wrangle him at an early age.
>>106401486they remind her of her father, who she likes very much
>>106401559>>106401584>>106401667But how? Autism gas?
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unironic meta question - lumi retweetedhttps://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1986604572497092772?t=Mc-VG-7VwBUXoT4mTUnK3g&s=19does this mean the thing is only going to be on dizzy's youtube and not on lumi's twitch?
>>106408345probably. though it's kind of odd its not on the phase channel
>>106408500I hope that's not it. I don't care about whatever power play is going on to choose whose channel gets the boost. I just want to hang out with my tardwife
>>106408345I hope not
