>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106367209
evil thread
what the fuck does max wayne have to do with anything? didn't he get shutdown my anny?,
>>106386885>*by
atrocious backread, do better.
I LOVE MY GREMLIN GAMER CATGIRL. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! mao mao ! ! !
>>106386856what do (you) like about evil?
>>106386956>>106386856i like that she is bad at being evil cute gap moe.
Why did Vedal scorn Toma? It doesn't make any sense.
another thread has touched le beaconthe swarm has arrived
he mad lol
You know when a fad is dead when there is a thread full of the same losers posting every day, and you can just go in their thread and post something and this is their reaction>OMG NEW THREAD PERSONALITY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK IT'S THE X POSTERand you just make like 10 posts and they go>WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS BEEN SPAMMING IT ALL YEAR WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS X POSTER TORMENTING US REEEEEit shows that it's the same 3 mentally ill posters posting here 24/7 and there is no flow of new peoplethe second anyone posts something new it's a feeding frenzy
>>106386966same
>fad is deadthen why don't you leave buddy go watch your tik toks or something.
>>106386956everything>>106386966same x2
>>106387055Maxwayne's hand touched my beacon and I had a strangely human reaction to it
>>106386956I don't dislike her new design or anything but I miss the way she used to smile.
>>106387105evil's new design is cute but her old design really was peak in every wayi get why anny decided to give her squinting eyes but the big eyes made her way more moe, and made her expressions cuter as a result
>>106387105yeah her old smile was sweet and gentle; even when she had perma frowny eyebrows >>106387160>made her way more moeagreed. like the new design definitely has its pros, but i don't know if they all outweigh the v2 model in general
>>106386956anyone have that slow talk clip of hers? that one.
>>106387219>slow talk clip of hersi don't think i've ever seen this onecan you try to describe it? i can probably find it myself if there was more detail
>>106387254It was a subathon I'm sure, last subathon probs. She was talking slowly out of the blue and it was cute. I think vedal was talking to her. definitely before new model
heart
>>106386956she's very rapeable
>>106386956I really like her long chuuni rambly monologues
>>106386956I love chuunis
Is the news network stream a twin stream?
>>106386956She makes an OK bimbohttps://files.catbox.moe/zwmgqg.jpg
>>106388120probably yeahit would be ironic if he still has Evil's chat read broken
tum?
>>106388719
>>106388767tumvil love
>>106388838
I wish these hours never ended
https://x.com/minikomew/status/1986267629900669028 AA about to get mogged
And thus the hours ended...
>>106388906
Nur love
>>106388997vedal deserves every criticism over how he's handling his projects
>>106389150that's a big cookie
>>106389103oh right i forgot this is a thing
>>106389150
anny oink oink, kys
The weird kid is talking alone again
>>106387311https://youtu.be/M7IYXFpbv3g?t=27580something like this?
>>106386956tardvil cute
put a nur on
>>106389857>instantly makes things boring how does she do it??
>>106389882that's not vedal though
>>106389857true!
>>106389857
>>106390095nur-tan T÷T
>>1063902111
what if vedal streamed like a normal streamerwith neuro/evil talking to himlike in the witness streamsmake it a normal stream, not once a month when there are no conventions"dev streams" where he shills garbage and talks about making more money don't count
>>106390095Cuuute
>>106390342T=0
>>106390345he doesn’t want to be a streamer though
>>106390345always ifs, never is
>>106390655He prefers the scammer lifestyle.
>>106390342i subtly miss when Neuro would mistake Vedal's "what" for "one" and her replying with "two!"
>>106390095would bake cookies for this lil nur>>106390738 (me)sometimes* not subtly
Vedal and who?
>>106391045Erm...
>>106391045that's a sexy 12 yo
>>106391045Could have been anny
>>106390345>what if vedal streamed like a normal streamer with neuro/evil talking to him like in the witness streamsI wish he would, honestly. I talked about it in the past but that's my favorite kind of content from him, just him playing some game while Neuro or Evil reacts to it. >>106391045That's really cute.
>>106391045Oh, so this is "cute" and "wholesome" but you reverse the roles and it suddenly becomes creepy pedophilic grooming
>>106391390You got it right, yes
>>106391390It's a man's world, no use complaining
>>106391390>this is "cute" and "wholesome"not really, it's pretty cringe
>>106391627what do you find cringe about it?
>>106391683the fact that it was made for ugly hags to self-insert because younger men don't give a fuck about them irl, just look at that woman at 37 lmao you don't look like that ugly whore
>>106391756lmao this, it's pure femcel cope, the guy would be with a girl his age or a cute 19 year old
>>106390655one of the many things that pisses me off about the grigger, he says shit like that, or "i'm really busy" and then agrees to a collab with camila or some other random whore? make it make sense
>>106391885Not to mention we can all see him watching cerbshit on those "busy" nights
>>106391045Fillan and Vedal
>>106391390That's just the world we live in now no use in complaining just embrace being the evil man
https://youtu.be/ihe6I3bthR4?t=972Nekopara with Neuro doko
drunk veddy today~
>>106391906tbf, most of the time he's "watching" someone else, he rarely interacts with them and several github commits are pushed. Him working on projects with streamers in the background is not new behavior.
>>106392049This is what Vedal wants...https://files.catbox.moe/d7ppw4.jpg
>>106392102nice kitties
>>106392075I'll tell right now anon this is typical slanker behavior. I did this in college all the time watching stuff on the side for "background noise" while doing my work and I always got distracted with was playing slowing down by work speed which was already slow to a fuckin crawl. That nigga is doing the same thing I know his fuckass game
>>106392171Damn, same here...
>>106392171why are you describing my past college self
>>106392171adhd demands stimulus
>>106392171i'd love to be able to listen to stuff in the background, but i always just end up pausing it and listen to the silence of noise canceling headphones instead
>>106392325>listen to the silence of noise canceling headphones insteadi have the most productive hours when i do this without realizing i did this
huge stream today
any new lava lamp drama?
>>106392713It has killed 3 people so far but only Neuro fans
nurear (ear of nur)
>>106392742Only 15 remaining
>>106392744nurrear (rear of nur)
come on guys make some more entertaining posts
>>106392325Same
i would take >>106392325 over >>106392270 this if i could>>106392744what do her ai ears hear
>>106393027
Dozo
>>106392994i don’t feel like it
>>106393049This is so me when I'm watching neuro
>>106393049no wonder these took so long to make
>>106393024>what do her ai ears hearthe rumble of inevitable tech discontinuation
The threadshitter in the mirror
>>106393049
>>106393062come on bro post some discord lava lamp drama
it took a lot of chinese piss to make those lavalamps, be happy gaijin.
>>106392744cute nur
will someone finally sue grigga?
>>106393703lol this person is trans
>>106393731>person
>>106393703Get fucking cummed on
>>106393658swarm at large feels too cucked to sue and will likely let him off with a slap on the wrist.
>>106388767>>106392102kid AI tummy
>>106393703https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gltFtoTLba0
on-model gen anon, how about neurosama floating in a lava lamp? Or in a broken lava lamp for the laughs
>>106393703story?
PLEASE SUE HIS GREEN NIGGA ASS, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU TRANSFOLK, >>106393703THIS SHIT LITERALLY EJACULATED GLASS AND CHINAMEN PISS ONTO YOU, PLEASE SUE AND GET HIS LAZY BUM SELF DESTROY THAT GREEN MOTHERFUCKER
60 dollar paperweight
>>106393798price should have been higher imo. maybe that would have fixed the quality issues.only $60 for a limited run product with custom firmware? yeah there's going to be issues
1 Neuro 1 lava lamp
>>106393836>product with custom firmware?what happens when/if the software stops being supported and doesn't work anymore?
how is it turning yellow?
neurosama squeezing a lava lamp between her thighs under it shatters and glass stabs her vagina and chemicals burn her
>>106393836vedal just wanted more profit he originally talked about them being made in canada but surprise surprise straight from china at 20% the cost
>>106393894kys
>>106393888cheap not-really-wax
gonna drink my lavalamp juice immediately
>>106393888because the wax was mixed with oils to cut costs
>>106393888Whatever shitty wax they used is literally getting cooked by the heat
veddy owes me sex wax
>>106393918deadass higher price tags give higher margins.if he was concerned about profit, the price would be higher.instead, he cheaped out because he doesn't understand business. he's too dumb to be greedy
>>106393894this but eliv
>>106393798>false adverstising >breach of impled warranty>product liability>hazardous>"oh well, I'll just chuck it to the back closet and forget all about this :)"swarmies deserve death by lava lamp
>when you think he can't get any more incompetent the lampgate happens
>>106394013VEDAL HAS 30 DAYS LEFT
>>106393994I dont think any of them realized how much this project was going to cost. This is the problem when you take payment prior to even have a functioning prototype.
They used ***y's ass grease as the lava lamp wax
>>106393994Juniper was not the right partner for this, they specialize in branding existing shit for content creators, not making new shit
>>106393994problem was him selling it before actually making it
>>106394098>fire hazard>shrapnel hazard
>>106394062>>106394101that makes a lot more sense now
>>106392171grigga like me fr fr doing it during "work hours", feels awesome, but the thing is it's escapism.he knows he's trapped but he can't get out because he already got the bag
>>106394098When people started receiving them and the first pics of broken ones started being posted I assumed that was just normal and the inevitable victims of rough package handling but at this point I've seen way too many, definitely a shitty product
vedal will be selling off neuro to cover the costs of the lavalamp lawsuits
>>106394101classic software mindset
>>106393894this but femanon
cottontail will be buying neurosama
>>106394200Sad but hot, she'd turn her into a little fansly slut
>>106394151vedal will be selling his (her) ass
>>106394101These mfers got blinded by the plushie model where you can easily get away with selling them before making them. The only defect that ever happened with the plushies was Evil's skirt wouldn't stay down and that's a completely harmless defect. Now if you have problems with a god damn lavalamp, you are actually putting people's lives at risk. You can't just go "oh oopsies, we made a small oversight" when a shard of glass ends up in someone's arm.
>>106394212nah, neuro would turn that hooker into a house wife.isn't cotton a whore because she can't have kids?
>>106394212oddly enough, I think not. she really wanted to be a mom, her infertility mentally fucked her
>>106394240>>106394212somehow this made my heart sank
https://ec.europa.eu/safety-gate-alerts/screen/webReport/alertDetail/10003658LMAO he is so fucked
>>106394263(me)didn't mean to reply to >>106394240
>>106394243Infertility was just the excuse to be a whore with no consequences. Women want infertility, that’s why birth control and abortion exist
>>106393888It's made in China, they mixed whatever other shitty materials they could find into the wax to save costs.
>>106394269realistically, its prolly juniper thats fucked no?who would really take on the liability?
What did she mean by this?
>>106394328depends on the contract
>>106394349What a bitch
>>106394349nooooooooooooooooooooooooo not minidal fuck youy yoyuy
>>106394349okay that's crazy
Guys, i think the lawsuits will drain the Neuro's concert budget...
>>106394349i don't get it
>>106394349His mom is hospitalized btw
https://files.catbox.moe/471mna.jpg
>>106394392If Vedal and the channel survive the lawsuits, we'll get 2023 Vedal back since he'll have to actually try
>>106394349I saw that tweet on my timeline earlier. I thought about posting it here, but didn't do it. Would've been funny seeing Mini reply to it a few hours after posting it though.
>>106394349https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1986480122044817858
>>106394392that's a good thing, Vedal doesn't deserve to have the concert happening and Neuro and Evil deserve the humiliation of being linked to faulty products for teasing me with their erotic personas multiple times.
>>106394420we'd need a new anny for that
>>106394410sexvil sex
>>106394420Nah, he'll sell Neuro's tech stack and support to hololive to be used on Immergold. The end.
>>106394432>piggy talking about throwing away her merch>this tweetMan, women are ruthless, it scares me
>>106394498>tags you in posts publicly about her... what?
>>106394410bimbovil sexo
olette was right
>>106391390That's just feminism inverting things and making the world a worse place, it'll die spectacularly within the next 20 years.
multi-reply anon just got post-nut clarity
https://poal.me/xvzj28https://poal.me/xvzj28https://poal.me/xvzj28
>>106394619Evil is savablenot fucking anny spells doom
>>106394349>>106394432Holy shit what a bratty catgirl.
>>106394619i know we all hate grigga, but im not that menace and even he doesn't deserve this
>>106394619Those are good decisions though
Vedal fart on my dick
>Thousands of lava lamps have been ordered, of course some would have defectsIs this max cope?
>>106394349>>106394432Oh no, I like her now.
>>106394770it's not wrong
>>106394770I have yet to see one lamp working flawlessly
>>106394770no, i'm sure there will be>Ved doesn't know>Ved try his best>It's fine, Ved, it could be worse
>>106391390Not really but sure man
>>106394770No, you get defective pieces even when working with aerospace tolerances and margins, what matters is the rate of failure and rn it seems the lava lamps are extremely flimsy and badly built
>>106394770if only vedal knew about these issues, he would make everything right. vedal is surrounded by people who won't tell him the truth about the lava lamp. it isn't vedal's fault. lava lamp failures are a hoax perpetrated by violent leftists.
>>106393894This but Vedal
here's how vedal can still come out on top
here's how vedal can still top me
At this point, I don't see any other option for vedal other than having sex with Anny.
>>106394770
>>106394901how people don't understand that it will be worse
I used to want Vedal to top me but now I want to trap him in a cage and starve him and rape him because he’s so annoying but so cute
>>106394901I see another option but I rather not get shot ten thousand times today so I'll keep it in my heart just in case it comes true
>>106394901too late, he needs to find someone else to owe sex to
>>106394394me neither
>>106394582did i
>>106394931Pb ass answer
https://xcancel.com/amaamasharku/status/1986417993614590242Movements are being made. She is coming. Do not resist.
>>106394394>>106394966it's literally just crying turtle that looks like him. that's it
>>106394985Hot...
>>106394996
>>106394931Trvuke
>>106394985>Pb assYes pleasehttps://files.catbox.moe/sbg6oh.jpg
>>106395087Gonna nut to these again later today </3
>>106395087Pb stands for pretty bimbo
Sex with pbimbo and loli Neuro (true oyakodon)
>>106394349Wow that's messed up. Like, actually messed up. What a bitch.
Sex with Tomathicc
What's stopping the other whores from suffering the same fate as a**y? Are they just less mentally ill?
>>106395331time
>>106394650>>106394678>>106394737We don't reply to poalnigger here.
I came~
>>106394996I want to give this girl a hug so bad.
>>106395434This but Neuro.
>>106395434She will become infected with all the bacteria from you and fucking die anon
>>106395407To?
>>106395434Didn't she have like 2 husbands or some shit?
>>106395434She should come here and study up and then become a swarm drama channel
>>106395492yes
>>106394820I haven't had any issues with mine so far, but maybe because I don't have it on that much because of all the posts
>>106395475To your sister sorry
>>106395492They clearly both failed her. I can save her.
>>106395492lmao>>106395567cuck
>>106395562I have a sister? Where is she? I've always wanted one
>>106394349>>106394432she needs to be stopped
>>106395475>>106205688 <3
>>106395603this catgirl is a menace.
>>106394349Ruthless catwife
Miyune better
>>106395603We have the neuro one, we need now the mini version
>>106395616Nice
>>106395680
>>106395680>>106395703The perfect one.
I JUST HAD A REVELATIONVedal likes catgirlsMini reincarnated into a catgirlI'm so smart
>>106395883good job anon
>>106395050to be a tutel plush and feel all the femcel rage against my impenetrable fortress of a shell, savoring their pathetic attempts made with by their pathetic and flimsy ends, only to have that rage be followed by a discharge of lust as they use me in whatever method pleases them most...
>>106395883Congratulations-evangelion.gif
Genuinely baffled we haven't gotten a single pic or vid of a femswarmie grinding her slit on a ved plushie
Guys I just realizedIs Neuro-sama actually AI?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnL42gJnlLw
>>106396056AIs are smarter than that, she's got that natural stupidity.
dogs > catshttps://files.catbox.moe/biytbb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/yw8muz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8rkaql.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m9hvy8.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/489hsz.png
>>106396112kill yourself
too old
>>106396014they're hiding it from us...
>>106396112It had to happen eventually
>>106396112FUCK YESThank you for these, anon <3
>>106396136You need to sub to their fansly
my lava lamp spraying on rukochan
>>106396112>>106396122
>>106396014>>106396136Trust me you don't want to see that. It's nothing like your anime girl.
>>106396112>dog>no doggy styleLiterally one job
>>106396187you just respawned that (I think) /lig/ post a femanon made showing her pussy. Also the day I realized dick cheese was a woman thing too....
we don't appreciate comfy hours enough
>>106396227think it was /pcg/
>>106396227Anon... it's even MORE of a women thing. The whole dick cheese shit is women projecting, they have a literal bacteria filled whole that creates yeast.
>>106396112
>>106396269kek
>>106396255>>106396227It was /hlgg/, unless two femanons have posted their nasty cheesy cunts
>>106396014Why would they do that
>>106396296wouldn't be surprised if that's the case
>>106396304To show they aren't kidding about their love for Vedal and to give me fap material, it's a win win
>>106396258
strangely human discussion
>>106396327That’s not a very sound reason
>>106396408Just say you have an ugly pussy
Anyone but Mini
>>106396296“Femanons” aren’t real
>>106396269she meant hot dogs
>>106396112i hate this, but neuro's eyes really look beautiful in these images. something about the blue with her darker hair.shame on you
Neuro doesn't qualify for this category? B-But the meme...
>>106396112wan
ELIV LIVE
>>106396577it's ok, let shondofans win there
why the fuck is vedal still so fucking lazy after twitchcon
When's the next good non-chillslop stream? Did we ever get a confirmed Rob collab?
uuuuuuuuuuuu nurse me cerber mommy
>>106396692why did you think he would stop being himself after going to a con?
>>106396695check trooncord or x, its tomorrow early
>>106396661>evil does not want to see youOkay. Closed the stream. See you next stream.
>>106396707KYS VEDAL
nobody is watching shitvil kek
https://files.catbox.moe/qrjjnf.jpgEternal tubbies
>>106396661Watching Evil (naked)
>>106394349>@ ing her bfcute couple
i dont watch streams or clips, just here the thread atp
>>106396871worst ship
>>106397087D tier screenshot
>>106397019That's annal though
>30sec ad at the beginning of the stream>just got another 15sec adone more and i'm out
react to strangely human conversation you fucking nigger
Shitvil stocks at an all time low
Northernlion, mogging Vedal987....
my coch to sexvil at an all time high
It's going to dip below 4k, isn't it? Jesus
Based Evil sustaining Mini's entire existence in swarm's mind
>>106397255
>>106397333NL mogs every streamer though
>>106397372surprisingly no
>Minibegging
its time for the villain to win
>>106397707If Vedal's in chat who's banging Mini right now? His indian contractor?
>>106397707its lust
>>106397707what does that mean
>someone get me a dog>filteredEvil knotty cunny
>>106396871https://files.catbox.moe/08gl41.jpgUncensored and lore accurate
>>106397707it's resignation
>>106397736He knows the first thing Robo-Neuro is going to do is rape him, he's not scared.
>>106397728he’s multitasking
Evil wants outfits, chop chop Vedal
Outfits...
>>106393994did you consider the price elasticity of demand?>>106394071why did vedal not know this
>>106398038>why did vedal not know thisWhy would he?
>>106398038don't you think he asked them and they said that they able to do it
>>106398042
>>106398038>did you consider the price elasticity of demand?yeah, i thought about it after writing. valid point
>>106394101pls understand he had no capital at hand
>>106398164S tier screenshot
>>106398107A client should be able to interrogate and see through the biased information that a contractor gives them
>>106398164Neuro isn’t in call right now, Evil
>>106398164Evil-chan~
>>106398164>>106398183Cunny sex TuT
???
>>106397707Freaky ass
>>106394349smth smth germany
chill slop is goated today idgaf
>>106398187i feel like i heard something like this before somewhere
>>1063947701% error rate would be the threshold of what is tolerable i assume
>>106398376evil vedal must have visited you in your sleep
>>106328212Since nothing will happen until the subathon I may leave it here, I'll put together all the images and put them on a catbox
>>106398473fair enough, thanks happening anon
>>106398459anny type chat message
>>106397765Big thick veiny veddick
>>106398038>why did vedal not know thisLike most reasons he's unexpreineced and doesn't have a good grasp on this stuff. He definitely asked if they could do it and they told him yes without him understanding properly fully into if they were good at making products like this in the first place and just believed their word
>>106398473thanks anon
>>106398539he has options for learning these things (books, buying advice)instead he just vibetrepeneured the entire way
>>106398319>groping herself
>>106398589>>106398589>>106398589
cun~
kys
