mynygga...

hart

Mini watched the ENTIRE stream and didn't leave once.

>>106412263
Actually she left for a bit and then came back

I'm now the proud owner of a piss lamp. Thanks grigga

>>106412263
Except for the almost hour she did leave

I hate the grigga like you wouldnt believe bro

i need to fuck vedal

>>106412408
me first

>>106412319
>>106412346
>still there

>>106412408
Get in line

>I'm not looking for financial support, I'm looking for more complimentative support
Thomas probably said something similar

>>106411755
nigger

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>>106412408
me too

>>106412527
>cunny stream
I can only dream

I felt like Camila got genuinely upset there when Vedal refused to genuinely compliment her, but quickly recovered because she's used to banter.

>>106412578
She was fishing for a compliment so hard there but realized that Vedal is from bongistan

Toma did not type a single message in chat btw

>>106412578
*she's used to grift

>>106412578
What's a compliment he could have given?

>>106412527
cat mini

>>106412527
>Girl Vedal Love
Based. Bimbo Ved is real.

>>106412527
>mini camila
>cunny stream
I see.

>>106412606
toma hating vedal makes zero sense desu

>next time
I believe

>>106412578
This has happened way before and even to Filian too

I love him so fucking much

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Rate the stream

How much does vedal charge for BFE in co-op games

Asking for myself
I need it

>>106412699
We know mini, we can see it in chat.

>>106412680
For now

>>106412705
6/7

>>106412705
Shipperswon/10

>>106412706
Do women really get off to abusive distant boyfriend roleplay?

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>>106412705
6.7/10

>>106412705
Mini/10

>>106412606
Toma masturbating to Vedal giving other girls attention when he won't even give her the time of day is hot

>>106412706
10k to charity

>stream ended
we now have two people in VR of the opposite sex who are flat out drunk. What are the chances they e-fucking?

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>>106412861
>Hey swarm! Im a good cause!

>>106412705
Didn't watch. Fatmila is unwatchable even with Vedal

all 10/10 vtuber streams happen only when vedal is present. everyone elses oshi's could never

>>106412578
Vedal only puts into what you put into him (sex joke). He will compliment Ellie or Cerber for real because they put more that sweet nice vibe to him he so he is willing to be kind as well. We literally saw it with Lanya since she had those kind vibes he came back with same thing being able to compliment her. The biggest thing too is if Vedal doesn't respect you and don't show respect to him like that you ain't getting shit from him

How do i make this about Nere

>>106412889
Reeeeeeee, I want to hear what they're saying.....and doing...

>>106412705
10/6 Overhyped for something basic

>>106412926
Spam images every 30 seconds

>>106412705
Camila is right to be annoyed in these collabs because Vedal never gets drunk enough to be entertaining
i share her frustration

>>106412947
stfu mini

>>106412948
Someone's jealous.

>>106412705
9/10

I must have been watching a completely different stream than /swarm/

>>106412992
Nah, it was just boring to me. However, I'm just not a big into watching streams in general so that bias definitely added to it

>>106412408
/flip/ is three threads down filian

>>106412705
Anyone but Mini/10

Still triying to make peace with the fact that mini genuinly won

What does Mini have that Anny doesn’t?

>>106413173
cunny

>>106413173
a girlfriend?

>>106413173
the ability to see her feet

my lava lamp arrived
3 days later it is now a piss lamp lmao
most of the reasons people use to hate on vedal are schizo at best, but i think selling very expensive very shit quality merch is a valid hating reason

>>106413173
If mini was slightly tighter she would cut your dick straight off

>mini
>dick
...who's gonna tell him?

>>106412917
>He will compliment Ellie or Cerber for real
is it real though or is it compulsory? he did that a lot for anny in 2023

>>106413221
Olette won?

>>106413212
They both have cunts anon

vedal has had a normie gf all through his streaming career, everyone is getting played. based turtle living the simple life

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number wan normie dawg

>>106413236
kek

I have grown unfortunately weary of the channel. The channel isn't delivering the content I like, and I want to enjoy streams again, assuredly a selfish reason. However, there has been general fatigue lately if statistics are anything to go by. So maybe, I am not alone. And maybe, I am also not the only one afraid that the work put in for some streams and projects is not rewarded accordingly by viewer attention. Truly, who am I to say the following, but I will say so nonetheless: a change in regular content should be considered.

Consistency of streams is important; this should always remain a priority. Besides this, however, maybe the channel should experiment more with stream length, the amount of streams a week, or the content present in those streams. As an example and not suggestion, make it just three streams a week but each 5 hours long. Have each of those streams consist of multiple segments and not just 2 hours of pure yap, currently the case with chill streams - mind you, a somewhat derogatory moniker they have yet to lose. Any change that works for Vedal and his team but indeed a change.

I believe some form of change can either result in an increase of quality or streams being shared by larger audiences. There are people who refuse to categorically watch certain streams. I have observed the audience to be somewhat split on what content they engage with. I wager to say that if Tuesday or Thursday streams increase in quality, even tremendously so, there will be people who just don't care about that content. But mix it with something they are interested in, and they just might stick around for even the yap segments.

Ideally, maybe a sort of survey would be in order to evaluate the differences present in preferences, as I do believe them to be quite stark. Though, this might be too corporate of a mindset.

Anyways, give this a thought.
Oh, and below a message just to say why I care so much, even though I don't watch many streams.

This Project is really great. The type of content is unique and may explore horizons not seen by other streamers. There is a lot of potential, and I do believe Vedal has the ambition and wit to realize this. I am pleasently surprised at what has been achieved in just those, soon, three years. I want this trajectory to keep going at the rate it has been, but the last months have slowed it. I don't know what has changed - I certainly have theories - but there has been a change, and the streams may have to follow.

Sincerely
Me

>>106413391
cunny is better than a cunt thoughever

Now Vedal has to get back to dealing the the piss-colored lava lamp problem.

>>106413549
You're a pedophile.

>>106413343
He did in cooking collab and when interacting Cerber this year for (choose your pick). He even gave Ellie credit for being good at geoguesser and congratulated her on twitch is anniversary thing. He still has the ability but it doesn't happen all that often

>>106413402
And that normie gf? QueenPb.

>>106413592
yet vedal likes cunny, interesting turn of events

>>106412959
CAn't do that, she has like 15 fanart total

>>106413755
Ved isn't a pedo like you

>>106413810
This. Vedal is into adults who are built like lolis.

>>106413705
>discord mod
>normie

>>106413852
nigga he is an architect stop coping

ved is watching teletubbies

>>106413948
>Anny and now Camila
It's true lol.

So you reject Anny and send her to a downward spiral of self-doubt and depression for...

*checks notes*

... CAMILA????????????????

I will never understand men.

>>106413705
hi pb

>>106414075
Vedal vibes well with her. From their stream together, they seem like the kind of couple that would actually stand being in each other's presence for the long-term.

their dynamic is the kind that can last until old married couples.

>>106414052
he's watching his girlfriends stream

>>106413852
5'4 women aren't built like lolis

The lava lamp may look ugly, but it can also heat my entire house, so thanks Vedal.

>>106414052
>>106414256
I don't understand why he likes the girl that has the patreon with irl pics and asmr

>>106414052
Minidalbros we lost?

Vedal is the mizkif of devs

I don't think Cerber has a patreon?

>>106414362
He's drunk a lot and likes all of his collab partners. Especially the ones that aren't fat.

>>106414362
are those irl pics in the thread with us right now?

>>106414417
He collabs most with the fat ones though

we need a vedal and female vedal collab
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

>>106414407
she does but nothing of note in it. that guy was lying about irl pics

>All the Camila flirting and teasing, naming the cat after Mini and saying how much he loves cats and now watching teletubbies.
Harem shippers are feasting tonight.

>>106414521
Mini isn't streaming retard

>>106414505
would actually enjoy that, clio is cool

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I enjoyed the stream

>>106414493
Irrelevant. The fat ones have the most viewers.

>>106414554
where in his post did it imply that she was? are you ok?

>>106414603
Filian isn't fat

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Is it just me? Or every vedal collab is just pure blueballing? I just want my mc to get some action

>>106414701
is that Joey Swoll????? what my nigga doing

cerber has a nice voice

>>106414701
he gave camila backshots, you must have missed it

This stream was like half bfe. I feel seen.

>>106414644
Vedal is ignoring Filian because she isn't fat

>>106414780
Right?

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Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

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>>106414780

>>106414835
https://files.catbox.moe/qjnch4.jpg

>>106414780
Welcome to drunk Vedal

>>106414230
True actually.
Mini is too much of a boring dormat and Anny is just fucking insane and would blow a marriage up before long.
Camila/Vedal dynamic is the sort that results in a secure no problem marriage for the rest of their lives.

kys pchan

you all suck

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>>106415070
胜利

>>106415113
Hi Camila

who the fuck is pchan

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>>106415218
artist

i could not watch that drunk stream minyans
my heart could not take it....

MAO MAO

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>>106415416

There are no good hello kitty girls, he's gonna get gutted literally

>>106415652
give up bro, Cerber won

>>106415523
Trying too hard

You should react to a strangely human conversation

>>106415913
gm

>>106415652
I’m friends with a few Sanrio girls and they’re all nice

>>106415687
Somehow /swarm/ seems to forget that anny had quite a bit of hello kitty merch. It wasn't a lot or a big part of her personality, but she did have it

>>106415963
>friends
no one said they weren't friend material, just that they aren't long-term relationship material.

he won't screw up neuros news network stream, right?

(You) need to marry Vedal.

>>106415913
good morning anon
>>106415963
the "problem" with sanrio girls is some of them are really nice normal cute girls and other ones are genuinely evil but will post images of a baby deer saying it's a photo of themselves
i do agree with you though i've only met nice sanrio girls and the ones that were mentally ill just had slight anxiety or something

sexpesting
https://files.catbox.moe/xi19o2.mp4

>>106416401
that's hilarious tho

>>106416401
Until this stream I forgot how much I loved when he’s more dominant

>>106416401
>>106414754

>>106416512
vagabond vedal after losing everything to lampgate

>>106416512
Pilgrimage themed stream when

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>>106416401
>>106414754
>>106416536
Not freaky enough for me guys, sorry, i don't like having to use my imagination to fill the gaps

>>106416401
IC~

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>>106415913
day 897 of waking up to no neuro and no neuro thread

>>106416401
>Turn around...
>Looks at her ass
UHHHHH

>>106416401
earlier in the stream camila fired an arrow into his ass, he was going to do the same here but decided at the last minute it would look weird, but he'd already looked down unfortunately

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>>106416886
i know..

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>>106416886
Sorry little one, have this...

>>106416401
too bad Camila is gay

>>106416900
yeah but now it looks more like before killing her he decided to check her out one last time

>>106416998
Ikr it’s so hot

>>106416401
Camila is begging for the Ironmouse and Connor dynamic with Vedal. It's not ever going to happen because Camila is disgusting.

>>106417304
Vedal the stepdad?

Gremlin swap between Ved and Cdawg, how would these british men survive each other's mentally ill pink anime girls?

>>106417683
Connor would vomit on Camila

>>106417304
Good. Because whatever they have going on right now is funnier and hotter

>>106417798
No it isn't

>>106417683
kek, I just realized how similar both couples are.

>>106417683
Cdwag would probably die trying to sate Mini. I think Vedal and Mouse would get along fine though

>>106417891
I heard mouse say some very fucked up shit the only time I watched her so I want to see how would an interaction with Ved would go

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>>106413525
Vedal just needs to appear on stream more. More people would rather go to someone else's channel just to see him rather than watch a chillslop stream.

>>106418099
Holy grim, chatbotbros?

ironlung is a fat aid ridden whore with three kids and cdawg is a faggot who is up his own ass.

>>106418099
the grigga doubled her viewcount

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>>106418099
He knows

>>106418141
all part of the keikaku

>>106418141
As long as Neuro is still entertaining and cute, I can careless.

watching the vod vedal is so cute.

>>106418233
Not to be a grammar nazi, but the correct term is 'I couldn't care less.'
Saying 'I could care less' implies you have some measure of care for the topic, when in fact you were meaning to say you did not.
Also, 'I can careless' is just plain wrong grammar. Careless is an adjective, 'care less' is a phrase. Please use the two correctly.

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Between this week's solid schedule and today's collab, I'm not complaining, it's far from the best we've had but it's still pretty good imo
It's a shame the numbers are in the gutter when the content is improving, but vedal does kind of deserve it for such a dogshit Feb-May

>>106412527
It have become shit again I see

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>people losing their homes and dying due to your half assed lava lamps exploding
>instead of addressing people's concerns he gets drunk with whores on stream

>>106413173
Better body and singing skill?

>>106413592
Stop preventing men from finding happiness

>>106413705
Her posts are anything but normie. Like a chaotic force

>>106414362
He simply loves vrsex

>>106418443
It is being addressed is it not? But not by him.
What do you want from him anyway? A naked dogeza?

>>106418141
No neuro no watch

>>106418443
Can't a turtle get drunk and hit on his sister in peace??

>>106418443
He always do that when he feel stress btw

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dame da neur

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there is only one way that vedal can make this right

>>106418535
>A naked do-
YES YES YES

>>106405283
Unblock me on xitter

vedal fragile lanklet hipbones
camilla massive 800ton whale ass

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Do you have a pet cat?
Do you wanna change that?

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Good morning swarm

>>106418517
Remember when this was just a Rrat.
It's basically confirmed that he used to do VR erp before neuro and def still does. Cerber, koko and fil leash allegations and their non-answer confirms they still do VR orgies.

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>>106418788
good morning

>>106418816
shipper bros, what do we do?

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>>106418836
keep winning

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>>106418836
switch to fildal

>>106418816
He probably used to be called as daddy by the twin during erp at this point

>>106418836
go to bed, burger gossip hours will return after stream tomorrow

>>106418862
Holy shit turtle is so lucky

>>106418319
THIS

>>106418864
Holy shit turtle is so lucky

>>106418616
Kys Mini

>>106418788
goodmorning~

>>106418864
green nigger needs to respond to her DMs

This is the Mao Mao general now. We don't accept ugly AI anime girls, Vedal already chose his favorite.

>>106419003
>Vedal already chose his favorite.
yeah filipino boy so lucky.

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>You have summoned the swarm!!!!!
>swarm incoming
>Swarm member reporting for duty
>27:03 you should watch "an AI made with love" it explains a lot
>20:00 because she is british, vedal is british and by extension his daughters are british too, strangely enough vedal doesn't drink tea, but he drinks a lot of alcohol
>Evil was brutal in the past and can be now. But…as has been observed, Neuro threatens death, beatings, mutilations freely. Evil however, while talking about nefarious plans for awhile, will cool off, decide “maybe not. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.” And since her last bday she has proven herself a complete daddy’s girl. Welcome to the swarm. The rabbit hole is a deep one.

>>106418713
MAO is so cute

strangely human thread

>>106419048
who the fuck is that? are you stalking random facebook boomers?

strangely gay posts

good morning meltyanon, have you watched a strangely human conversation yet today

>>106419112
it's le swarm
swarming everywhere telling people to react to strangely human conversation

>>106419128
about to upload my reaction

>>106419130
>is middle aged
>succeeded in life
>has a cozy job
>probably has a family
>enjoys his hobbies and talks about them with willing people and other enjoyers of his hobbies
>doesn't delve into deeper, darker shit about his hobby because he isn't mentally retarded nor has his life fully spent on the internet
i don't see the issues

>>106419172
atta boy

most dedicated fanbase

Anyone but Mao

https://poal.me/c2usaz
https://poal.me/c2usaz
https://poal.me/c2usaz

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Look at this chubby plush haha

>it was literally one guy this entire time
lol
lmao
one mindbroken fuck keeps talking about normie swarm all the time and everyone is not having it at this point

he MAD lmoa.

React to fucking strangely human conversation now you fucking nigger or I am calling ICE on you piece of shit
Do not fuck with the swarm

another day another falseflag...

le bacon

strangely human bacon
don't know if I should be eating it
it tastes human and a turtle made it accidentally

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The beacon's are lit
Swarm needs to watch Mini

vedal's strangely human interaction with mao the cat

>>106418816
How hard is esex from becoming real actually, like rigging a tenga with special features to detect penis movement, making a dildo fuck machine that responds to the movements in real time, then integrating it with the digital world
I feel like there's some money here
Also in a few years, with real time 3D character AI bots, the technology could be easily repurposed for them (or viceversa)

>>106419416
No, I don’t think I will

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This thread needs a hero!

Mao is code word for Anny

>>106419451
cutedal

>>106412408
hi vedal

meltie

ngas alwayhs gotta have some generic ahh shit in their vocabulary like 'cute' or some shit

>>106418833
cute twins

>>106419343
I feel like this is a new orb schizo in the making

Mini is the next heartbreak, Vedal the King Von of Vtubing is ruthless

>>106419291
cutie

>>106419521
>Everypony I don't like is a heckin' schizo
I just want people to react to my favorite 5 year old 4/10 video