streams?

this is a saturGODS thread

No streams, only horses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDw8wVyt97w the new face of /hfz/

>>106474577
do we think we can convince her to commentate for lord of the board?

>>106474577
good I fucking hate male OPs

ENTER RISU BITCOIN KARAOKE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch/C1hCDQBlkWg?si=4WkFjg2OFaN7qZ5w

>>106479703
>unavailable

>>106479703
Brad Garlinghouse won again

>>106474577
LIV

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>>106474577

is this who I think it is

>>106481278
She is also on twitch

>>106481321
you tell me

>>106481347
So I don't know

>>106481278
kek what a bull

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>womemes

>wants to host a vtuber wrestling event

/hfz/ mogged

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HOLY SHIT
ITS THE SUPER STAR

wow I love nxt

>hud is on

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

JESAS

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HOLY FUARKING SHIT IT'S JESUS CHRIST

how does she move with those heavy hangers weighing her down

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every op could NEVER

rate the stream

>>106482863
10/10 I fucking kneeled when angle showed up

>>106482830
>post match patch up asmr

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amazing cover bravo

>muted debut song
I see watamage has played a trick on her

>>106482883
i would watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rtKCEjEoEM

last one was a botch
here's the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rtKCEjEoEM

did you rike it?

>>106483341
it was alright

>>106482830
Streams?ler BTFO

>>106482830
so that's why OP doesn't stream anymore...

she should sit on my face

/hfz/ fedrunning FAGGOTS completely and utterly ETHERED how will they ever recover

OPKEKS can't even click the go live button

yeah im going live right now

Yeah me too

liv in 5 mins

No one can be allowed to go live in this thread. *THEY* are watching, you know..
Choose wisely, OPkeks

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DIE

>>106489015
Hmm how about nyo

ok but for real
https://youtu.be/RxsC8gjVX90

shan't be watching

wtf you can’t just heckin’ stream, NOOOOOOO

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nice ccv OPcucks

not really in the mood to watch streams

>stream on
>thread deader than ever
and that's why you don't get streams

>>106490784
We are the very anteaters that we fear

CI on the telly

>streaming at midnight

wtf is wrong with OPs

>wake up early to watch lol finals
>streamed 4 hours ago

Dark soon

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shitpost showdown stream in about 4 hours and 30 mins
>>106482830
i streamed a lot more in year 1, and unless we have a second pandemic or i come into a fortune suddenly, i don't see the streaming schedule reverting back to that any time soon.
alternatively, if i stopped caring so much about lore, continuity, and "the story", i could probably stream almost every weekend, barring events. that's kind of why i wanted things like shitpost showdown and wrestling empire around. without them, that would have most likely been 12~ish less streams this year. and i've only streamed like 20 times or so as is. i know it's been grim, but it is what it is. that said, i have no intention of stopping anytime soon. i've got a lot cooking, and i hope you look forward to future streams

>>106495813
>unless we have a second pandemic
Deploy the wuhan anteaters

Shut the FUCK up Ci, I'm trying to mog Hani Hanwoo's LORE over here.

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starting in about an hour and 40 mins. reply to this post with song requests

>>106498729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do8EmK-XoAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ0iMP80QQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5k5yScMWDc

>>106498729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42awuPx06e8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVobyMChH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmEERvqq70

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starting in about 5 mins
https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark

/vt/ expo draw starting in 2 minutes.
we merged with /fig/ to form /merge/
>>106499609

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Which character do you believe only wins because the OP rigs it for them but you just can't prove it?

>>106500798
During the reign of Mio, Mio

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>>106500551

>>106500798
miko right now

>>106500798
Ina before the backlash

>>106501886
>right now

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powerful

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peetah the horses are back

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so this is why my oshi doesn't stream anymore...

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finally
vtubers

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they cant keep getting away with this

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FOR HE IS

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Alright queue up ayame vs towa, and ci vs stack as well

>>106504777
don't compare the real rivalry of Alton vs Ankimo with these forced meme feuds

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KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

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thank you for watching the stream! next planned stream for next weekend is the DARK recap, either scripted or doing it off the cuff, we'll refresh our minds on the history of DARK.
there may also be a bonus stream of some kind on Tuesday night, but that's a we'll see sorta deal

now what

>>106508286
we kwab

>>106512394
>[Deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-qvgli5jM

>>106517458
AIIIEEEEEEEEEE THE MORE MOGGING

>>106517458
LIV

ops could never

>>106519954
TO WIN

OPS COULD NEVER EVER

Wtf I love OPs and wrestling them now

Please wrap it up

OPs would never yap this long

I hate OPs and wrestling

average /hfz/ OP FAGGOT
>never goes live
>can only say "ENTER" or (special/finisher)
>loreless
>dimeless
average COWGODDESS OP
>streams
>yaps
>lore
>dimes

>paul heyman but off brand in universe version

>wwe is holo
>aew is niji
>tna would have been vshojo
thoughts?

I only watch Hololive

I don't watch Hololive

>>106521221
Late stage Vshojo is 100% TNA. TNA for a long time was the retirement home for ex-WWE talents. Current day? Vshojo was a scam and got cancelled, so it's more aligned with NXT UK

I sometimes watch Hololive

Hololive watches me

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cooking op

>>106521549
>she likes burgers
Cooking OP for lunch

>>106521549
I WANT TO EAT OP

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rrate?

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LITERALLY WHO?

eat the burger

>>106526362
What toppings am I allowed?

who the fuck did we send for lotb

>>106529404
nobody fucking knows, the manager does 0 communication with the thread
100% going to be watajobber again

ci

>10

We should send the Cow

>inorganic push
Yes

>>106533538
On the contrary, a random wrestling fan chuuba debuting and mogging /hfz/ is actually the most organic push we've ever seen so far. Certainly far more organic than goddamn horses or watson or le subaru or watamage for the 50000th time.

>>106533538
+1 for sending hani

HANI OR RIOT

Who's the awesome edit Tien of Holofightz?

>>106481465
PERD'S LEAST
wait... shit...

>>106533538
fuck it. full send.

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>>106533851
>Watson
>Inorganic
This mark just hates it when jobbers start getting a push.

I think we should have sent in Miko

>>106533538
We should send The Crow.

>>106533851
Not sure about sending in the cow, but I definitely wouldn't call any rep from HoloFightZ "organic" since the fed itself is a rotting corpse at this point.

>>106537505
we should send VACANT, he has a good record after all.

Ok guys, I'm not the current LOTB /hfz/ manager, but I'm willing to sign up Hani for it as /hfz/ rep, and the two potential /hfz/ rep could fight each other in a friendly to decide who will represent /hfz/ in LOTB.

Are you all fine with this decision?

I really don't think we should put in RECENCY BIAS over actual an actual /hfz/ rep

>>106538809
I'm against this decision as Hani has multiple threads that would want to submit her, and /ag/ kinda already started talking about it first.
Are >we just gonna start stealing any kino rep just because they're a fan of wrestling? What's next, /vrt/'s rep is now /hfz/?

>>106538809
ah fuck it we put Ci in again.

>>106538809
I unironically want VACANT, is that possible to do

>>106539284
>>106538809
For real think about it, not only is VACANT funny and thematic, but also we can fuck with people using the meme to say VACANT was the lotb winner, its a double blow. They'll never see it coming.

yeah I think is better for other thread to show interest and watch the event, /hfz/ is supposed to job anyway

as funny as vacant would be thats just a generic wrestling thing and not indicative of /hfz/ as a whole

>>106539284
I don't think it would be possible and even if he did, I agree with the anon above

The real blackpill is that /hfz/ doesn't deserve to have a rep at all.

>>106540142
This anon? >>106539261
Yeah, me too. Ci goes over.

>>106539457
what do you mean, the OP is VACANT

>>106538809
Im for it, hani is dimes

whole lot of samefag going on

Wrassling?

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OP IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSzozAz3Pyo

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well /hfz/?

uhh vtubers?

>>106538980
/ag/'s past manager isn't interested in signing up. So don't hold your breath for /ag/

>>106544502
vtubers are not real

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>[Deleted]

AAAIIIEEEEE BEGONE EVIL SPIRIT

>>106544645
SOMEONE IN BACK??

>>106544645
HOLY

don’t have a cow man

its ironic, Risu absolutely hates being compared to a wrestler and she’s comparing wrestlers to Hololive talent

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who

>comparing fuwamoco to the talentless yeeter
What did she mean by this?

>>106545723
she hates fuwamoco...

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bruh

I'm starting to think she doesn't actually know what she's talking about

>>106545807
What did she mean by this

>>106545912
She's VERY new to wrasslin

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Lord of the Board 5 Info Post

Sign-ups for the fifth Lord of the Board tournament are now OPEN until NOVEMBER 15th @ 12 AM ET. Verification deadline is November 17th @ 12 AM ET, but your entry form must be completed before sign-ups close.
You can find the form to sign-up HERE: https://forms.gle/hvH1GJbHToDKVzJd9

>What is this?
A board-wide wrestling tournament, hosted by /hfz/ in WWE 2k24.
>Who can sign up?
Any thread on /vt/ can sign up.
>What is required to sign up?
Your thread must be active on /vt/ in the 3 months preceeding sign-ups opening. The exact criteria will be on the form, but we do not expect it to be an issue for regularly-active threads. Additionally, your thread's manager is REQUIRED to provide VALID contact info of some kind on the form. We will not verify your entry until we confirm the contact info is valid and has an actual person on the other end. You may use a burner account, so long as you can respond to messages we need to send you within 24~48 hours. Any information the manager provides, as well as their identity, will be kept completely private.
>/mythread/ has moved off 4chan. Can we enter?
Not unless they have maintained an active presence on /vt/ and meet the criteria using /vt/ posts exclusively. We will not accept entries for exclusively off-board participants.
>If I manage the entrant for /mythread/, what will I be expected to do?
You will need to fill out a form detailing your thread's representative wrestler, including appearance, general fighting style, entrance music, and graphic sources. You do not need to convert any of these things yourself, just provide assets. If something you give us doesn't work for whatever reason, we'll contact you. If you ghost us for 72 hours, we'll notify your thread and give the chance for somebody else to step up. If nobody does, /yourthread/ is out and somebody else will get the slot (if appliciable).
>/mythread/ entered a previous Lord of the Board. Can we recycle our rep?
We can recycle reps from Lord of the Board 3 & 4 (light edits are also acceptable). We cannot recycle reps from Lord of the Board 1 or 2, so they will be subject to being remade from scratch.
>What game will be used?
We'll be using WWE 2k24, same as last time. This will likely be the last proper Lord of the Board event on 2k24, as the servers close at the New Year.
>How long will sign-ups be open?
2 weeks. Sign-ups will close at midnight ET on November 15th. Late entries will not be accepted.

>Last time it was 3 weeks, and we got 2 weeks' notice. What gives?
The Assembly of United and Trained Inspectors of Squared-cicle Masterworks allocated 2 weeks' advance notice for Lord of the Board 4 in order to account for potential off-board entrants, due to the special circumstances of the timing of that event. As we are no longer allowing off-site threads to qualify without a real /vt/ presence, we have reduced the lead time to 1 week again. Regarding the sign-up time being returned to 2 weeks, for Lord of the Board 4's sign-ups, we increased the time to allow more threads a longer period to sign up. However, the middle week of the 3 allocated saw almost no entrants for the entire week. Due to the overabundance of College Deadline Culture within /vt/, we have opted to stop fucking around and pretending threads are going to sign up on days that aren't the first 3 and last 3. Thus, we have returned the sign-up period to 2 weeks, as it was for LotB 1-3.
>Will there be a tag event this time?
At this time, Creation Club is not expected to defend their Million Dollar Collab titles for Lord of the Board 5.

>When will the event take place?
We are currently targeting late December/early January. We do not expect to overlap Christmas.

>Will there be commentary?
There is a signup form for those interested in commentary HERE: https://forms.gle/aUJCyp5U1zCMWzQP6

>lotb thread died
KWAB

Here is THE LIST
>1 - /hfz/
>2 - /swarm/
>3 - /gem/
>4 - /pink/
>5 - /okfams/
>6 - /lig/
>7 - /holoX/
>8 - Lia From Phase Connect
>9 - /HiRyS/
>10 - /wah/
>11 - /chama/
>12 - /ybc/
>13 - /vtwbg/
>14 - /v4m/
>15 - /ciao/
>16 - /HAHA/
>17 - /innit/
>18 - Amelia Watson & Dooby Appreciation Thread
>19 - /vrt/
>20 - /gigi/
>21 - /morig/
>22 - /saga/
>23 - /BIG/
>24 - /jong/
>25 - /pyon/
>26 - /flip/
>27 - /mint/
>28 - /#/
>29 - /slag/
>30 - /fig/

Exhibition-Only Entrants:
>/vt/ League
>The Shiori Novella

1 applicant is currently pending.

>>106551482
/wawa/ here, did my entry clear through properly because the form refreshed and now it looks blank

>>106551827
Check your email

Confirming /wawa/ as Entrant #31!

Confirming /esmol/ as Entrant #32!

Confirming Anya-Petra Global as Entrant #31! We thought we had confirmed them previously. Apologies for the confusion.
There are currently 33 entrants.

Shut the FUCK up, Chartu Meido, I’m attempting to cast Ci into the pits of Jobber Hell over here.

>>106554454
more like elevating Ci into the halls of Winner Heaven

>>106555523
based

Alright you guys, no more fucking around. I need streams, right now.

>>106556025
ok

>have 2 streams this past weekend
>no one watches
>have new OP with big tits
>still asks for streams
I think /hfz/ MARKS are gay

>>106556280
You aren’t supposed to want to fuck the OPs, though.

>>106557440
>Miko
>Gura
>Selen
>Doki
>Koopa
>Hani
Yes you are

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>>106557765
Broke: Doki
Woke: Selen dragon arm hand job

Confirming /oji/ as Entrant #34!

>>106557765
Hmm, good counterpoint, brb

Riddle me this /hfz/, if womemes are so bad how come they stream more than your OPs

>>106560678
All womemes combined have less wrestling streams than Season 1 of DARK

The H in HFZ stands for Hani Hanwoo

Did you know that womemes have no blood in their bodies? Guess who else lack any blood in their bodies…
That’s right: Anteaters
Be careful of who you trust as an OP!
(this post was verified by real OPbeats)

>>106562411
Ayame deserves my dick

>>106563538
This but Ollie

>>106560491
boobs

>>106560491
a bit esoteric no?

>>106566048
you tell me

>10 hours since the last sign up
Why did LotB5 flop?

>>106566756
Not signing up for a tournement organized by a known hag hater

>>106566756
Shan't participate in an event run by a verified cunny hater

>>106566756
bad voodoo

>>106566756
BBB x the sweltering summer of ‘25

marking out in the club rn

Lord of the ashes

More like lord of the ASSES

>>106575300
butt

Confirming /wvt/ as Entrant #35!

Chicken related violence

>>106572960
mine

Confirming /baubau/ as Entrant #36!
Just over 3 days remain to sign up.

Yeah I'm thinking 50 entries in the last 24 hours

I'm thinking kwab win

Confirming /mayo/ as Entrant #37!

KWAB

>>106587744
WAO

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Less than 3 Days until sign-ups close.

>>106588690
Extension onegai

Reminder we have divegrass this weekend

Confirming /warkop/ as Entrant #38!

>>106588690
I just put in an application for /uoh/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7R9frD2HdE

>>106588690
attention:
This fucking retard >>106594441 is not endorsed by the thread and just wants to ignore everyone's suggestions for his own astroturfed whore >>106593473

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It's Ci's birthday.

>>106595782
happy birthday ci

>>106595782
Happy birthday ya filthy animal.

/uoh/ screwed /uoh/

did >>106594441 actually send a proper entry or I'm being worked again?

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>>106591283
>PES slop
it's time for an upgrade

>>106595637
No, im suggesting the thing everyone else had suggested before. Until there was chaos caused so I decided to do what I originally planned to suggest.
It’s easy for them to do what they did last time, calm down

>>106596773
I’m pretty sure I did it correct. I sincerely apologise if I missed something

>>106597369
Hot

ok but where is /uma/

>>106600024
Gone

>>106600024
with /nikg/

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>>106600024
In my bed where they belong

I want vglel but wrestling

>>106602788
bee the change

>>106602788
you'll watch TFR and you'll like it

>>106603669
I don't know what is going on in tfr

Confirming /wool/ as Entrant #40!
In case you're wondering, there ARE two /uoh/ submissions. We're back to playing everyone's favorite Lord of the Board Pre-Show: "No True Loli".

>>106602788
vglel already has a wrestling show anon

>>106603747
Leon and not persona twink go on an adventure to get Leon laid

>>106603747
I don't either, but it's still entertaining

Confirming /orc+/ as Entrant #39!
Sorry, they got lost in the /uoh/ scuffle.

>>106604246
Does Ci count as loli, maybe I can make it a triple threat

Confirming /wAIfu/ as Entrant #41!

let's aim for 100

>>106605088
face? yes. rest of it? ehhhh not really

>>106605970
Doubtful. Even with no screening process and threads literally inventing splits to get in, we only barely scraped 91 for Lord of the Board 2. With the screening process we have now, there's legitimate threads that can't get into the main tournament because they're dead so often.

What day is lotb again?

>>106606540
No exact dates yet, but probably somewhere in the Late December/Early January region.
At the very least it will be after Christmas.

>>106606674
Can I just say I love you :)
Ty for hosting these events, you guys are amazing

>>106606540
Christmas Day

LORD OF THE BOARD CHRISTMAS 3

>>106588690
yab

>>106595782
cutie

>>106606942
hoe hoe

OP soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XSFBdX4-G8

>>106551417
/crrroc/ OP here. I'm consulting my thread so I'll hopefully fill this out tonight, but by tomorrow for sure.

>>106551417
/cock/ OP here. I'm consulting my pants so I'll hopefully fill this out tonight, but by tomorrow for sure.

>>106609668 (Me)
We don't qualify :3 is there any reason to fill out the form anyway? I don't wanna be a bother.

>>106611131
Just signup for the main event anyway! /saga/ got in under extenuating circumstances, since our oshis debuted like, a week before signups and we're fast enough. /crrroc/ is even faster so it should be fine.

>>106611131
I hope they permit you anon

>>106611131
Put in the form, and we'll see what we can do.

Confirming /smug/ as Entrant #42!
2 Entries await review.
1 Entry awaiting confirmation.

>>106609357
LATE

>be OP
>be late
I think all OPs SUCK

>>106605088
CI IS FUCKING OLDER THAN BOTAN

>>106612406
ok how do you know

>OP is 25 minutes late

OP is painfully new

>fan for 4 years
surely she was there watching HoloFightz?

>>106612434
Zatsu mid-karaoke where she references growing up on 90s stuff

>>106612245
>>I think all OPs SUCK
Yeah, me

is any one in the /hfz/ universe a grand slam champion?

>I like L O R E

boobs

>>106613016
huh what you mean

Confirming /hlgg/ as Entrant #43!
Little over 2 days left to sign up.

>>106609357
man this is a snorefest, ping me if she starts playing MyRise or something

i love my uoh wife

>>106613922
based

>>106612822
Haachama

>>106616697
what belts did she get

>>106616697
That's only if you count haato and haachama as the same person, and they're not.
>>106616839
The numbers may be a bit off but iirc Haachama is a 3 time HFZ Champ, and a 2 time Tag Champ, Haato has held the KoJ, and is also 2 time Tag Champ

>>106617013
but anon those are 2 separate wrestlers?

>>106612822
Neuro-sama

>>106617449
which verison

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>>106617661
Squared Circuit Neuro, since Neuro appearing in events and FIC is the same entity. So between the SC belt, LotB, Ogey Calibur championship and WWE universal belt she held in FIC for a bit she's held exactly 4 championships.

>>106617974
I think you need to hold a tag belt for the grand slam

>>106618048
Isn't it any 4 belts

>>106617154
That's what I said?
>>106618048
Correct

>>106618048
Don't think anyone in /hfz/ has held a tag belt and 3 other belts at any point if that's the necessary requirement

how many belts did lumi hold?

>>106618481
Three
>CoC Queen
>Tag Champ
>Universal Champ

>>106618659
>1 belt off from grand slam
so thats like 2 potential grand slammers, anymore?

>>106618733
Miko has a tag belt and main belts from two HFZ timelines, but since those are technically different Mikos I'm not sure if that counts

>>106619018
yeah we're gonna need same talent on these belts

>>106618659
Didn's she also have another belt that Amiya took off her last stream or was it one of those

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>>106619156
Clash of Chuubas:
Overdrive Champion - Ono Lumi
Coc Chaotic Combo - Ono Lumi and Amiya
Chaos champ - Amiya
Ultimate Clasher Champion - Ono Lumi
CoC King champion - Jeff McBiceps

Unless my research is wrong, Lumi was holding 4 belts before losing one to amiya last stream 9 months ago

Uh, that’s nice and all, but the thread is going to KWA—

>>106620715
Bitch is even more forced than Ame

>>106621266
CoC(k)OP wasn't exactly subtle about being a /vrt/fag