>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106466977
hart!
Erm!
Evil love!
Baodal for some reasonhttps://litter.catbox.moe/cyg5cg.jpg
>>106472574This artist does not know how to draw dicks
>>106472574This artist does not know how to draw
>>106472574i read this as bodal and was expecting yaoi
>>106472883The demons ship
love Nur heart
total veddy hate~
So I know Vedal jokes a lot about having Neuro in humanoid body and to make her do stuff for him. However feasible is that really especially in the UK now days
>>106472574Phat veddick yummy
>>106473393>However feasible is that really especially in the UK now daysI give it about two years. We've reached the point where the various robot companies have more or less finished prototyping and plan to launch into mass production starting next year. Automation is still spotty but it's rapidly getting to the point where at least doing laundry is almost feasible already. By 2027 Vedal probably won't have to do much to give Neuro a decently functional body. As for legality...no one has even started trying to regulate robots yet, even in the UK.
>>106473054sexcute nur
vedal could have thisyet he chose homosexuality
>>106472574the artist is an American
>>106473842>vedal could have been rapedyeah nah I don't blame him
>>106473842He has cumila tho.
watching the vod of the raidee and they're alright with singing but sadly their voice lacks the presence for BOOM. Perhaps high voices simply can't suffice
>>106473842He chose correctly, she's a nasty whore and you're a nasty simp.
>>106474022Get his ass kek.
>>106473842>bro doesn't know about shy guy
>>106474022>she's a nasty whoreany proof sweetie? or you just call every woman a whore like every anon on this board
>startup>Manhattan>something to do with robotsEllie real close to outright doxing herself at this point
Nobody cares
>>106474118anon, a quick google will give you all the answer you seak
>>106474123who are you talking to ?
Mini is the next Anny
>>106474175Yes
>>106474123Huge news for the unemployed
>>106474123Woah (im very unemployed)
>>106474118You might be an actual retard lmao
>>106474118there's a reason vedal hasn't responded to her dmsThough it might be a stretch to say she metaphorically raped him, she was an asshole during the collab
>>106474118Great bait
>>106474175There is no way that she could possibly gain that much weight
>>106474244She has said that she had a tab open on discord and she was constantly dming him about how he felt during the whole thing so to not push him too much
>>106474175i hope
Neuro is so cuteJust blasted a fat nut inside my ona and finna go for round 2
>>106474175If the next subathon has too much mini, be scared, the timeloop storyline is cooking
>>106474361>Just blasted a fat nut inside my onawhat is an ona?
>>106474379anny was missing for like half of the subathon fym too much
>>106474361post a pic
>>106474361
>>106474244>she was an asshole during the collabWas she really? I didn't watch her collab, I think it's one of the only ones I didn't watch.
>>106474396
>>106474379last sabathon had pretty much of mini and cerber
>>106474175
>>106474452she forced him to watch a clip with anny in it, the worst crime imaginable
>>106474508Poor turtle....
>>106474452she was too much pushy and instead of doing fashion collab, tried to clipfarming by watching clips with backtubers and anny
>I hope you liked the collab that I arranged today..
>>106474363>headsetscuteee
>>106474465anon busts nuts in a camera bag?is this correct?
>>106474452I didn't either I'm just making shit up
>>106474123She doxxes herself every other stream, if you care enough about her to watch her streams then you shouldn't post about it here
someone NEEDS to gen femved giving a blowjub under the desk
>>106474644i'm surprised it took this long for the ellie is jewish meme to appear here
>>106474641King shit.
>>106474244He totally deserved it
>>106474727chill out maru
Cottontail probably was a one off collab.
>>106474299she probably embellished that part. of course she would try to show her behavior in the best light possible.
I did it <3
Hagdal, hagvil, and hagnurALL must be hags
>>106474853P?
>>106474867https://youtu.be/lAit_AGq9KQ
>>106474244>vedal hasn't responded to her dmsHe answered her height question and was still interacting with her at twitchcon. Its not as serious as you think
>>106472574This is the good ending btw
>>106474657Today is "Maid Aquwa pays for her mistakes"Might do "Femved home visit" afterwards
>>106475147No, no it's not lol.
Mini is so cuteJust blasted a fat nut inside my ona and finna go for round 2
>>106474969faggot
>>106475355post a pic
>>106475147Getting together with a manhera mysandrist?
>>106475355This but hagvil
im only here with you stupid niggas because shondo bailed on my homies
>>106475459you should've listened to /us/ and stopped following that mentally ill whore, retardthere was a reason the collab with her was a one-off
>>106475459Go back
>>106475459fuck does this even mean
>>106475355I did it <3
>>106474766Definitely a one off collab
>>106475562P?
damn sinder's tits are massive
>>106475624happy for her husbando
>>106475624Yeah
>>106475624Vedal is so lucky...
>>106475562Yes, to Evil
>>106475624>SinderMentioning, think we'll get another collab before the year is up?
>>106474123She does that like every stream. It's how know something worked out and something didn't quickly with her. None of it is really important to Neuro. She does make small references Neuro and Vedal or updates on the projects but that's about it really. Nothing crazy to share on here
>>106475836Not when the swarm keeps parroting "Nostradamus" Neuro predicted sinder
https://youtu.be/-0iLVPniPvo?si=uksF95GJqBRRW7NQ>when you are as close with vedal987 like me you know what he is intowhat the fuck does she mean by that
now is your chance
>>106475836nah, shylily and bao is better as assets
>>106475981I'm not trans
>>106475978Joke
>>106476003(me)are* (i added bao and forgot to change is)
>>106475978cunny
>>106475981Out of the hundred plus people applying for the positions you really think one of us would get through? I doubt it.>>106476005Also this.
>>106475981>become moderator>ban all twinshippers>the neuroverse is healedIt's just that simple
>>106475981I only want to be a /swarm/ mod
>>106476102>become moderator>ban all twinshippers>get fired
>>106475981who got fired?
>>106476131You had your chance a month ago
>>106475978
>>106476176There'll be more chances next year :) I've a lot of time :)
>>106476142pb
>>106476102I would kneel.>>106476132Would be a based way to go out.
>>106476205lil bro thinks there will be /swarm/ in a year :wilted_rose:
>>106476132anything really, I don't know why they recruit when then don't do shit to begin with
>>106476142i think there are two versions>someone become less active due some reasons>vedal preparing to finally multistreaming on yt (on next subathon)
>>106475978Well I know he likes ass. That's about it
>>106476263wdym they don't do shit, mods have been making stream content for months now
>>106475981/swarm/ anons are too lazy to help neuro all they know is gossip eat hot chip and lie
>>106476305I forgot about it and this just make it worse
>>106476102What a fucking retard you need to>become a mod >get rid of the other twinshippers mods >and only then you ban twinshippers
>>106476263Because they have free time to do the job no normal person wants to do
>>106476102>>106476396you've all got it wrong, the correct way is>become a mod>start doing subversive activities that cause people to start disliking twinshippers>create an atmosphere of 'twinshipping = unwelcomed'>double down on falseflagging twinshipping until tensions reach a boiling point>propose to ban twinshipping entirely>everyone agrees>proceed to ban any and all twinshipping
>>106476513too much work
vedal asked crelly to do minecraft
can confirm, apparently it was vedal that reached out to crelly for the minecraft collab
Im gonna become a mod and make twinshipping even more popular
>>106476579>>106476754fad recession indicator
>>106474175i thought that was obvious after drunk minecraft>>106474853does anyone know the artist btw>>106476005not yet
>>106476763We know.
>>106475978catgirls
>>106475978mini
>>106476754>>106476579We got to kill that guy. But honestly it's not that suprising it was bound to happen since good amount in the circle was getting buddy buddy with her. She has officially has taken the final step in the neruo circle
Crellydal status?
>>106476513There is lots of ways your plan can back fire like>they catch your falseflag now twinshippers become stronger >the non-twinshipper gets tired trying to fight back and leave the fanbase This shit is simple stop trying to turn it into a mossad operation
>>106476579>>106476754How do you know? Kinda grim if true.
>>106476889buying in early
>>106476972>>they catch your falseflag now twinshippers become strongerthey're retarded; the only way that'd happen is if you're careless and retarded yourself and at that point its a skill issue>>the non-twinshipper gets tired trying to fight back and leave the fanbase that implies that literally everyone in the fanbase would leave just because of your operations, also implies that people would actively side with twinshippers instead of opposing it
>>106477006she said on her stream, wait for staz clip
Vedal wants crelly in for an easy subathon babysitter
>>106477042Grim
>>106477045Also an easy way to filter anyone with the tiniest amount of standards left in this community
vedal really should have just fucked anny huh?
tum?
>>106476579>>106476754Absolutely fucking grim, Vedal is actually braindead
>>106477155fuck off
i tried to replace /swarm/ with /pcg/ but it's less funny + has /trash/ faggots spamming it, never again
>>106475399Yes. We need someone who hates him as much as we do, but loves content
>>106477155stay
>>106476513what do you do with the twin shipper mods
>>106475286cute
Surely surrounding yourself with whores totally won't backfire at some point.
Crazy take but if had pick one that was considered in backtubers Milk is better option than Crelly to bring into for Neuro
>>106472574Uncircumsissies we lost again...
>crelly>minecraftdoes this girl even even have the braincells and attention span for that?
>>106477201they'll have to choose between going down with the ship or jumping ship of course
I swear I will drop this fucking channel at the very sad cost of Neuro if this nigger is actually retarded enough to make Crelly of all people a part of the streams
What if Vedal recycles the lava lamp tech to launch a Neuro cunny ona that moves by itself during streams?
>>106477284He is anon he really is
>>106477155Yes
>>106477155no he made the right choice on that one
>>106477158
>>106477284>hiyori poster>retarded mouth breathing postwhy does this correlates so much
>>106477155>>106477168>>106477224>>106477284i think vedal just feel to need someone with patience plus unlimited time for that mc hardcore challenge (if someone die they reset, imagine how much neuro will drown), so he choose the most easy option>>106477242she said that she is better than neuro
>>106477224Milk isn't entertaining though
>>106477224crelly can be wholesome I think she could work with Neuro
>>106477042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9941E-2RD68
>>106476579>>106476754my theory, vedal knows that stream will be a disaster and neuro will just embarrass herself, he wants crelly there for easy 100k+ views clips>crelly talks to neuro for a first time!>vedal cant believe what crelly is saying!
>>106476889Just replaced Minidal and Vedmila.
I can't stand her ugly ass modelYou need to have absolutely shit taste to watch this whore
>>106477223It backfired since 2023
>>106477473I actually like her model. I just can't stand her constant dick jokes and references, just shut the fuck up already.
Minibros...we lost...
Wait why couldn't he just ask Mega she's done a collab with Neuro and she entertaining enough for it to work. Is she still healing up or something
>>106477455this, and also there's people who ask for crelly neuro collab, so it's better if it at least have filian
>>106477455vedal is incapable of such profound scheming
>>106472574after forcing to apologize to men
>>106477508This
>>106474175So who will be the new Mini after Mini becomes the new Anny?
>>106477626crelly
Okay but tell me what's the downside of making Neuro collab with increasingly whorish potty humor sluts if the only real consequence is replacing purist pedos who bitch about everything and expect Vedal to have standards with youtube comments tourists who will spend hundreds on merch to be a part of le heckin swarm beacon activated! I'm doing my part! And be able to endure months without Neuro as long as some whore who got raided ages ago talks about Vedal's foreskin (random whore said WHAT about Vedal's D*CK!????) OMG MUST WATCH LE HECKIN SWARM BEACON ACTIVATED
>>106477626Aquwa
Thanks Turtle man.
>>106477673>>106477674he ignored her dms (she said today on stream)
>>106477542she never streams
Vedalcore
>>106477712Perfect start
>>106477762but it's not how mini start
whore fatigue kicking in
does Vedal know how to enter Agartha
>>106477799>you now remember Miyu's birthday 2023
>>106477473i like her model for being unique instead of slop like everything else seems to be
>>106477168fucking veddy's dead brain...
No fun allowed faggots, everyone loves crelly, get fucking filtered
ok, can we just have a hope that vedal will talk with her about her humor and restrict her from saying some stuff
>>106477755Vedalcore
>>106477894like koko?
>>106477890the 'cord is more negative than us on this
>>106477692Vedal should link up with ReviewBrah to eat some greggs
>>106477712The problem with aquwa is that she is boring boring not in a chill cutesy vtuber way but in a no charisma sort of way
She ruined everything. Imagine showing an innocent little Neurotard giggling like a retard at the tin can rant what collabing with 3DPD would lead to.
>>106477890i am predicting that /swarm/ will be calling it scuffkino and that vedal cooked because of some single statement he makes during the stream and the rate the stream shit won't get anything less than 7/10
>>106477925shitcord has been filtered down to a weird enclave who see the twins as actual children until they need to defend masturbating to them
>>106477925Cause evil isn't there. Bunch of babies they should be happy evil won't be apart. She won't ruin her rep even more than what it already is
>>106477865and again, it's not how she started
personally I think i would rather aquwa that crelly if we had to canonize the backtubers.
>>106478023anon, the rapetubers have already been canonized, first mega and then cotton
>>106478023aquwa is just ragetuber, the whole collab would be her getting ragebait by everything
>>106478050yeah but those already had an existing audience and hang out with other groups, aquwa, crelly, milk, ect were all 2views or at most 100 something indies and to this day the swarm is their main audience
>>106477865?
I wan
>>106478050I wouldn't count Mega since she got a collab before all of that and didn't really play into the same thing as the rest. Also, Cotton was canon before it and was even foreshadowed as a villain that finally struck Vedal down a peg
>>106477981Just one funny and memorable neuro and crelly interaction could save the entire collab in the eyes of lots of anon here
>>106478242she certainly did "peg" him
>>106478109milk is still 2view, aquwa streaming at the same time as neuro and her numbers do'nt change much (1.5k ccv +500 viewers after neuro offline)
>>106478242>Vedal>pegsounds like a decent summary
>>106478283milk was getting pretty good mid3 views during her better times, near 1k around some time during the hiatus of early 2025, she was the first vtuber the swarm latched on to after the last subathon, then got folded into the backtubers. she really fell off after the backtubers stopped collaborating so much. really only aquwa and crelly especially benefitted the most, i think its cause the clippers really love farming those two specifically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1VCkyth7gINeuro wink
>>106478398makes me glad out of her grifting stupidity distanced herself from anny at the time and didn't get evil's model for free as well
>>106478398It always felt so wrong that Vedal gives Camila full access to Neuro's models
>>106478398So Neuro wink is not a rig issue, Vedal is just retarded
>>106478398That miniskirt is very dangerous Also the wink is so fucking cute, I actually cannot comprehend how vedal reached the decision (or didn't) not to include it
>>106478398link to timestamp?
>>106477997the most ragebaiting thing for me is how they put "evil and neuro"
>>106477508you just described 98% of all vtubers
>>106478557~1:40
>>106478550it was broken, maybe even on v2, i don't remember
Gem
>>106478469Anny gives them to her. I don't think they were ever doing one of their off-stream hangouts post-Evil model so I don't think she has that.
>>106478469Yeah I really don't like it either, feels very wrong
>>106478717I bet Vedal would if she asked him
>>106478717they did have an off-stream hangout in august
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywIbOT3IEI
>>106478821True, but I guess the models never came into discussion. I doubt she's ever going to get it desu
>>106478870and that's a good thing
>>106477979Imagine if Camila had been the first collab instead. It would have sucked so bad that we might never have gotten collabs ever again
>>106478870>>106478749
>she reads /swarm/ during pedupial hours
so quirky
>>106478825
>>106478916i'm pretty sure fatmila reads /swarm/ at american hours
>>106478905the only thing about first camila collab that i remember is how her eyebrows was ugly (i didn't watch vtubers before)
>>106477979Miyune Love!
>>106478996Hi 0lette
>>106478972It was pretty forgettable. It doesn't help that she was following up Miyune's collab which was a massive hit
>>106479077Kind of crazy that the first ever collab wasn't even a talkslop collab, but an actual game
https://youtu.be/geiI1PMHVLsdiabolical homepage recommend
>>106479136Neuro played more games in 2023 than the does now in 2025
>Camilia using Neuro's modelMade me realized how unnatural it feels to see Neuro being controlled by an human.
>>106479201>osu, mc, pokemon, chess>mc, plague, slay the spire, buckshot, inscryption
>camila>human
>>106478109Crelly has leaked her numbers, she has a much a higher viewer overlap with Koko (like 60%?) than vedal987
>>106479143Grim that her reaction to this video got deleted
>>106479391iirc there were no vedal in a whole list, so it makes you think how this counting
>>106479428sexo
>>106479428Wait I just noticed the dogshit pocket rigging, what the hell
>>106479570drawn by slavic and rigged by african
neuro should be 3d
>>106479428
>>106478996Miyune's twitter was crazy lmao
I don't like it when fat women skinwalk Neuro
She has lost 67kg since
pisslamp fixes?
https://files.catbox.moe/37gryn.png
Neurodog status?
>>106479940Wombforce status?
>>106479985Filled
>>106479943Vedal gave up on it like everything else this year
>>106479570that was unfinished, not the final model
>>106479570I see that. That looks so bad that I thought this would've been pointed out a long time ago. I pulled up the clip of anny showing off neuro's model and I can't see that bug here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5K96wZQF2o
>>106480183>>106480194There are no pins should clue you in
>>106480222Holy fuck I'm stupid. So anny never gave her the finished model. Camila only has an unfinished neuro model and no evil
>>1064798676 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1E03keAOU
>>106479921No refunds
>>106479943Ellie said she still plans to fix it at some point. We all know Vedal ain't doing a thing to try and get it fixed. So don't expect any progress until Ellie finally moves to the UK for grad thing
ellie is a bigger shitdev than vedal
>>106480334>even they know its going to be a disaster
>>106480409Cute couple.
Call me a pedo chud or whatever you want but I simply know that it is not the best idea to pander to these types of people
>>106480432vtubing was a mistake
>>106480432Double digit IQsTruly the doctors and engineers of the Swarm
The fact that Vedal had to resort to begging for a Crelly collab tells you the sorry state of this year’s content
>>106480432You can't convince me these creatures are human
>>106480496Largest recession indicator so far this whole year ngl
This time next year Vedal will ne begging Mizkif for a collab
-Toma+CrellyThis has been a disastrous year
>>106480432The biggest blackpill is realizing these are the people who come here to whorepost and gossip
>>106480570Toma wasn't fat enough for Vedal
what's next, a second cottontail collab?he's ruining neuro
was the twin japan stream good? i didnt get to see it sorry
>>106480671Yes
>>106480622Somehow cotton despite being an actual whore is less disgusting to me than crelly and the "backtubers". I think it's because she has her own thing going without Neuro but you have the misfortune of even knowing these whores exist just because they've been leeching off of Neuro and the mindless simps just forced them to be a part of the "neuroverse". They are quite literally parasites.
>>106480671It was really good.
>>106480671neuro made a cocktail and a bunch of stream snipers came in and tried it
>>106480593How fat is crelly?
ok i will be seated for the vod
>>106480733Midwest American
>>106480739Enjoy bro bro.
>>106480704This
>>106480733About 4 minis or 2 camilas
>>106480756Cottage cheese fat, damn...
>>106480733kek, if she's fat then that explains everything.
>Cerber, Mini, Ellie = RGB>Cotton, Crelly, ??? = STD
>>106480908Bao
>>106480908No one wants to fuck Crelly
>>106480795yuge
>>106480987Vedal.
>>106480987Shut up Vedal
>>106480908Team Dark vs Team Rose ahh
Sex with Tomaidcat
>>106480795>4 minisImagine...
>>106481193>127.0.0.1
>>106480432
>>106480733https://youtu.be/dKdkfGG80g8
do you think the next dev stream is going to save the fad, considering he specifically needs Neuro?
>>106481351>The discord is dooming just as hard as usSurprising.
You can still cancel, Vedal.Please.
>>106481430The thing is we been dooming ahead of the curve constantly and they are a part of that list too
>>106481354Vedal gooned to this for sure.
>>106481351This is nothing compared to what I was seeing yesterday
>>106481357hes been testing neuro offline every day for a past week or so, and he clearly didnt do it to test things for news stream for example, so there is a chance
Funny coincidence but Anny and Toma were the ones that spent the most time on the Neuro minecraft server building things
>>106481617feels bad man
>>106481617Camila spent more time than probably everyone combined. She played a lot by herself when no one else was on just building shit
>>106481617And Alex?
>>106481805kek
>>106481166KYS VEDAL
>>106481689alex was invited but he was never on the server, fuck are you smoking bro
>>1064819825 more and that would be funnier
>>106481805Jokes on her my IP is dynamic
>>106481354this bitch gotta be bigger than camila
>>106482431>>106482431>>106482431
cun~
kys
