160 - Edgey Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>106586830
>>106606812>changed the number>NOT THE TEXT I shall proceed to shoot myself.
HAMMY BELONGS TO BIG FAT EDGEY PENIS!
>>106606880kinda too descriptive, how do y'know allat?
Noticed in other threads people talking about that wrestling event. Are we entering?
Murphy's shoot first ask questions never approach to law enforcement continues in Robocop Rogue Cityhttps://www.twitch.tv/bello_vt
>>106606830Thank you for incrementing the random number.>>106606985This would be hilarious.
>>106607104>This would be hilarious.We've been it before, so it's not too alien of a concept. Even won it once.
I feel like putting Vtuber in your channel name is a bad idea. It cements the idea that you're a literally who, as well as the fact that it's flagrantly obvious that you are one so you look a little boomerish.
>>106607245I agree. Even if the name is taken or something a random x or and underscore or two might actually look better.
>>106607245It's great for SEO, that's why people do it. You are a literal who when you start, own it, build upon it.
>>106606985>>106607125I've already signed up another thread, but go for it
>>106607085Hate this dude already
>>106607744That's normal
>>106607744Silly guy with funny accent.
>>106608098I’m cursed with being Bri’ish and not one of the nicer accents
She had the most delicious farts, and I fucked the farts right out of her. So pungent you could taste them.
>>106574209At no point was I "fact checking" Alpin. We regularly discuss different applications of training principles and methodologies because we train for different outcomes.His focus is bodybuilding and powerlifting-style training for general fitness, mine is cross-training combatives and bodybuilding-style training for better sport outcomes and injury prevention.That's on top of doing an entire stream on supplements together
>>106608456Hey, that one schizo ranked British as a high tier accent that one time. Different strokes for different folks.
>>106608938Sounds great! I think it could be really useful to help people fall asleep.
Name an aspie you wanna collab with and doing what.
Kill yourself, d4n
>>106609265Sun, tupo and ruadh, their niche.
>>106609427The Submissive Collabber
>>106609427What is Sun's niche? Tailoring or Satisfactory?
>>106609391I see this every thread. What did d4n do to you?
>>106609578The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.
>>106609633I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy. But you don't really believe it. You focus on the petty bullshit, or the next job, or whatever. It's only looking back by comparison with what comes after that you really understand, that's what happiness felt like.
>>106609666What a contradiction a human is.
You were happy back then. Just scared to think maybe you weren’t. Maybe you were being sold a lie. So now to compensate for how you disregarded your happiness in the past, you tell yourself you’ll do the opposite. You’ll make yourself believe you’re happy. But you’re not. Your happiness was left in the past, and you’re still lying to yourself.
fwofie I hate you
>>106610519Hint?
Does it even make any sense to apply to Hololive as a literal who? Do you think they are missing a specific voice or personality and that's why they posted asking for applications so they will ignore numbers?
>>106609265Playing something like Rockband with Alastor would be really fun if it were possible
>>106610878If you've got legit singing talent or some other Hololive adjacent skill, I'm sure they'd pick you up.But otherwise, you're just spoiling your shot before you've aimed.
>>106610878They check those auditions for all about half a second. Even if you do have talent, there's a good chance they won't see it in that half a second. They're just not really paying attention to that sort of thing.Vtubing is big now, many of the people who join Hololive do so through their existing popularity, ie they're not wasting their time with auditions.
>>106610882Alastor is annoying
>>106611981Say that again without crying next time
>>106612021Alastor gets barely any views
Farts on zawa in vc
>>106613979Shabby…
I've been streaming for 2 years but mostly did it for fun/to clear my backlog. Sometimes I would do silly extra stuff and the people that would watch loved it. Now I've taken a bunch of breaks, kinda didn't really get too close with /asp/ies and kinda just blew by. Now I kinda wanna take it seriously and get a bunch of assets and try and actually be more social with people but I feel like I missed my mark? Am I overthinking this? Will I come off as ungenuine?
>>106614503Look at all the Vtubers who redebut or do 2.0 streams and just do that. Better yet, look at this picture anon. This is the same Vtuber. Just plan ahead to showcase the change. Not that hard
Vtubermale is Gay Purple Man. You heard it here first.
Zawa stream
>>106609391Ugh. Just go away.
>>106614929>>106614503youre boring
>>106615226what! this can't be.
>>106615069She should stream her own suicide
>>106614929I mean I'll give it a shot. Despite the long amount of what feels like wasted time, I'm kinda considering the new model as starting from square one. It just starts to make me worry that I took so long to come to this decision. Like I hope I don't regret it.
>>106610589What is it, darling?
>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?>Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.I recommend against streaming in general if you don't have an established following. Experiment with videos instead.
>>106611981Perhaps there is a problem.
>>106612073Ha! They fell for it!
>>106615457try being attractive
>>106613979Dunno who you are, but I owe you one!
>>106615022It's nice to see a friendly new face around here
>>106615069Hey, you're back! Let's chat a while.
>>106615648I am
I'm gonna lurk here and see if this thread got any better in the last few months I've been away.
>>106616191RES schizo replies to every post mentioning a vtuber using a fallout quote and floods the thread.
>>106615952you aren't
>>106616356How do you know?
>>106616451you have a max of 5 viewers
>>106616482Hooooow do you know?
Would anyone want to do a multiworld randomizer with me? It doesn't have to be a streamed thing, just something to play with someone.
>>106617725Multi world randomizer for what game?
>>106609265I wanted to play commander with lance now that I'm setup with a model, but he never saw my DM.
continuing eternal darkness and reviving my twitch lesss goooootwitch.tv/hueychama
>request a commission>artist agrees>payment is set to be done after sketch or on completion>No response>Too shy to ask about it>repeat
>>106619307Bullet dodged. You only want to commission an artist that replies quickly and can give you a reasonable timeframe. t. artist
>>106619307just commission border. dude is fast as hell and he won't leave you hanging.
So what I’m a mouseWe don’t care who squeaksSo what we eat cheeseThat’s all we needCan I haaaave a cooookie pleeeeaase
>>106609265Edgey, off-collab ASMR
>>106620948>Wait a minute this isn't ASMR.>This is anal sex!
>>106606812if you audition to corpo, and script what sort of content should you add besides the obvious intro and talking about the sort of games/stuff you do on stream?should i add clips and show the best moments? if it's under the time limit they ask for?
Crying again because if Vivi.
>>106615457the model you use will be important for the first few seconds they see you, but at the end it's the personality and what you do that counts.if you're a max 5 view andy you will get 5 max with a new model the same way. Just bc you spend more money on something *unique* doesn't mean shit
>>106606812Too many trannies in her chat.
>>106621061
>>106609265 playing chess vs sassodo
what's the deal with elfin and banning guys that say they love her? doesn't she realize her viewers are all racist loners? they’d dogpile her the second she gave them hope.
>>106606830You were in such a hurry to remove the tierlist. Kill yourself retard
>>106622537Is... Is that true? Have I really become a bigger problem for the town than her?
>>106621281> show off the coolest or most unique thing you have as a creator in the first few seconds to quickly grab attention, almost like a thesis statement. Build the audition imagining someone who has been through 100 already and is getting bored/doesnt care about your stuff in particular, and do what you can to grab their attention right away. Get your initial pitch down to a sentence or two> You should have specific ambitious goals, show your passions. What can you offer to the company to help expand VTubing and how does it tie into your goals? > Clip comps in the middle of the aud are good but don’t let them overstay welcome. You can do longer if you mix them with talking segments. Rather than pure funny clip farming, use clips to provide evidence of your various skills in a fun way instead> highly edit your auds, especially the first bits. Show off your editing skills because you’ll be using them.And get started applying to stuff if you have hopes of getting into an agency. Auditioning is a skill you should practice every chance you can. If you aren’t already making content outside of streams and aren’t already active on social media, start right away. Don’t get discouraged if the auds don’t get watched or go nowhere, even most holos these days had to apply many times.
>>106619009Lame
name asp for doodle
>>106623343Axedmokuba
>>106619009Oh hell yeah Huey is back!Who the heck is Huey?
>>106623599You don't remember? You used to watch Huey all the time back in the day.
I really don't get the people who hate Sharon. Ozzy clearly loved her. He was living the dream honestly. Deep down every man just wants a lady to tard wrangle us and manage our finances while we do drugs and make art.
>>106623946my b, wrong thread, wrong boardgm aspies
They graped my daughter at pewpew point before they unalived her! I’m gonna commit sewerslide!
>>106624644You should tweet this your fans would go yippie-yay-yay and all the boys and girls on the algorithm will be wowed by your masterful art of comedy.
>>106624722This thread is my comedic toilet. This is where I dump my stinkers.
>>106617725Like an archipelago run? I wish I was younger and had the stamina
>>106624961Like a manifold voyage? People still do those?
Here's my tip for aspiring vtubers:No dead air.I sometimes browse for new streamers and if I click somewhere randomly into their stream and get a minute or so of silence because they focus on the game it's over.
>>106625111Pro tip: Record yourself in monologue before stream so you know there will be no dead air.
>>106622953What...did you just say?
>>106625111Talking to yourself for 4 hours straight makes you look a bit crazy
>>106623364
>>106625432Just get someone to talk to.
>>106625507Like who, viewers?
>>106625432Learn from Sclimbo. He talks for 2 hours straight no breaks.
>>106625432It makes you look like a competent streamer you fucking retard
>>106626369It sure isn't bad!
>>106620948perhaps
>>106625432Wow it's like the schizo who spends 12 hours everyday talking to himself here
>>106626770Try actually doing it. I have. The void forged me into the man that I am today.
Alpin mogging Malfina is hilarious
>>106621326Oh I'm aware that vtubing isn't make or break on the model, don't get me wrong. I wasn't saying that in the sense that I feel spending money will make me better, it was more the fact that I was worrying that I probably am *wasting* money when I don't have *it*. I like to think I do but man I didn't put alot of effort in getting my name out there or socializing I kinda just hit "go live" and tweeted now and then for two years lmao.
I'm getting braces, how over is it for me as a vtuber who's just starting out? Also, how do you pivot from streaming a single game with a small community to becoming a variety streamer?
>>106628667people aren't gonna see your braces
>>106628667i had braces during my first year of vtubing. it generally depends on how extreme they are but they can give you a bit of a lisp. tightening days will probably make moving your mouth hurt so popping an ibuprofen can help, but it shouldn't affect too much.
>>106628667Same as >>106629409I got braces like half a year after I started vtubing and I got a noticeable lisp, it sucked but most people won't point it out, and it might even be more Moe depending on your character.
>>106628667I also had braces when I started but got them taken off a couple months in. I'm not really sure how noticeable if at all the lisp really was, but you'll also want to be mindful of having too much saliva in your mouth
>>106628667>how do you pivot from streaming a single game with a small community to becoming a variety streamer?You just shift
How did I get this percentage on a short?
>>106629409how old are you? I've been thinking about getting my teeth fixed but I feel too old
>>106631763people watching it more than 1 time
Digby returns to the wild world of post apocalyptic communist Poland in Cronos the New Dawn!We are saving people from communism by using time travel to steal their souls. How is this saving them? Don't worry about ithttps://www.twitch.tv/digbycat
>>106632965Can you ever try to be attractive holy fuck
>>106633604Digby probably has a girlfriend
>>106632058im in my 30s. it's not too late to be confident in your smile. i couldn't get them when i was younger because my parents couldn't afford it so i got them for myself when i could. i don't regret it at all even though it took over 2
>>106634044years*, some teeth removals and perma retainers.
>>106628667Linus the tech tips man has braces now
What's the main thing that decides if you click on a stream or not?For me it's game choice. A lot of games aren't really fun to watch on stream
>>106634905Model The voice decides if i stay
>>106634905>>106635276What are you talking about? You say what you have to say to network and then you can leave. They might as well be streaming a black screen for all I care.
>>106635688This is a viewers thread saar
>>106635688brap
>>106606812Huge newshttps://x.com/NayaAnukaVT/status/1989089807683944644
>>106636043I plan to fuck her at Offkai
>>106636163Skab...
>>106636043
>>106636196Not Skab lolNaya has already send me nudes though
>>106636221grammatical error
>>106636295Naya still sent me tits so IDC
Naya would you like to comment on this?
>>106636413No.
>>106636413Naya can comment on my fat dick with her mouth
>>106636221Canada getting cucked AGAIN
>>106636043I love this caracal
>>106636700She loves my fat dick
>>106636803Whatever you say, Aypop
>>106636983>AypopLmao if you knew...
>>106637010Ok Fwofie
Who's good at bfe in asp? Kinda want a guy to read my chats to make me feel validated.
>>106637135no one but you're gonna get a lot of self replies rn
>>106637135Pathetic people should shut up, that goes for the gfe crowd too
>>106637135Vxscera, Skab, Omo, Autumn
>>106637135haven't seen one that did it naturally enough to not sound cringe
>>106637373+2
>>106637373+1
>>106637373+3
>>106637135Ruadh
>>106637373The people need light and kindness
>>106637119?
>>106637373tranny, fag, trannyfag, tranny
>>106638669Right on cue, SavvyAvenue
>>106638669>trannyhe's a man>faghe likes women>trannyfagjust a fagbaiter>trannythis one is true
>>106638915A bit redundant, Mau
>>106638721I never did trust them.
>>106638996Yeah? That's ballsy. Good luck with that.
>>106639179>>106638996Stay mad
>>106639826I'm getting tired of your chatter.
>>106633604Nigga you wouldn't watch Digby if he was hot
>>106640550Because he has an ugly voice
So Twitch really cracked down on Haru's bots
>>106640596That's rich coming from you, Cody
>>106641038I hear things aren't going too well
>>106641045If we can't stop them now, we can't stop them at all.
>>106641038https://twitchtracker.com/harumizukich/streamsOh shit kek you're right that went downhill hard
do your guys respond to viewer dms truthfully?
haru looks a bit different then I remembu
>>106641747why does literally every vtuber have that shitty lopsided braid now
>>106622602because she ewhores herself out to them and then tosses them when they find out about it and say something about it then she moves onto the next guy rn some newfag named toomanynapkins is up on the block but he'll probably find out soon its only a matter of time until he gets the same treatment
>>106641899shitty customizable models
>>106641899I don’t get it either. It’s like some kind of dogwhistle that says “I’m ngmi”
>>106641928After all, this is what they'll pay the most for.
>>106641899Zawa has the worst fucking one
>>106629348>>106629409>>106629521(and others, can't reply too many they think it's spam)Thank you all kindly for the responses!! I was really worried, but I guess I'll just practice and stream as usual (I'm a 0view anyway XD). Ngl I was half expecting responses like "I tuned in to a stream and they had a lisp so I instantly left" or "It's over" so your responses and positivity is really nice!>>106632058NTA but I'm in my mid 20s, so it's definitely never too old to get adult braces!! A little awkward since I'm working now but eh... who cares.
>>106642689True but she is not a vtuber, just a thread dwelling psychopath
Honestly getting sick of big collabs that end up being scuffed circlejerks.KEEP IT TO 1-3 PEOPLE, 4 IS THE ABSOLUTE UPPER LIMIT IF THE GAME REQUIRES ITMAKE SURE THE GAME WORKS AND EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO CONNECT BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCE THE COLLABANNOUNCE THE COLLAB AND THE TIME AHEAD OF TIMETEST YOUR AUDIO LEVELS BEFORE YOU GO LIVEHAVE EVERYONE ACTUALLY GO LIVE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN COLLABING WITH A BIGGER VTUBER IF THEY'RE NOT ANNOUNCING THE COLLAB AND NOT ACTUALLY GOING LIVE AND NOT DOING THE TWITCH KNOCK SHITCOLLAB WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE INSTEAD OF THE SAME NO VIEW SHMUCKS YOU JERK OFF IN DISCORD WITHMAKE SURE THE COLLAB IS ACTUALLY FUCKING FUN INSTEAD OF GENERIC FRIENDSLOPSTOP TRYING TO DEFLECT CRITICISM BY SAYING "WE'RE VTUBERS OF COURSE OUR COLLABS ARE GONNA BE SCUFFED CLUSTERFUCKS" DO FUCKING BETTER
I'm very lonely and very very depressed, but I don't know how to reach out to people
>>106642246and they fall for it every single time
>>106644187did you try being happy and having friends?
>>106644259Yeah
>>106644018I'm taking this to heart
>>106644259people dont want to make new friends, especially with those who are having difficult timespeople already have friends and will stay with that friend groups instead of giving a fuck about new peoplethey will only want to be friends with you if you prove you are worth it by creating something they find cool or if they can exploit you for somethingthere's a really high chance that if you experience serious mental issues and need help, if you reach out or speak out about your troubles, people will cut you out because nobody wants a sad sack in their friendgroup but as soon as you get better they'll want to be friends againthat's why I prefer parasocial relationships, it's transactional, like hookers and you know where you stand, it's not a real friendship but an arrangement where you give your viewership and support to a streamer and in return they give you some attention and talk to you, if they start ignoring you or treat you badly you can leave and if you;re too annoying they can ban you
>>106644462>they will only want to be friends with you if you prove you are worth it by creating something they find cool or if they can exploit you for something>that's why I prefer parasocial relationshipsBurgerland must be a hellhole
>>106644734>Burgerland must be a hellholehaving lived in both i can say that its literally worse than the slums of malaysia
There are a lot of small Vtubers
>>106608938How does it feel to know Alpin has left you behind because of your political ideas?
>>106646177gym people make me never want to exercise again, they're so obnoxious I'll rather kill myself than waste my time on this stupid shit
>>106628364Malfina is doing as terribly as Camizole.AdFree is only doing well because of her PL.The only one doing well right now without any PL influence is Sclimbo, ironically.Maybe Socks should realize that they should be an adoption-style agency rather than debuting new talents that are forced to sink or swim.
>>106646554are you just making up words at this point who even are these people
>>106646603Alpins coworkers
>>106646554I hope I get nepo hired after sucking off Alpin.
I'M BORING
>>106647757You're not. Maybe your stream is, but you're proabably fine. Just be yourself and people will come!
fwofie i miss you
>>106646554>Malfina is doing as terribly as Camizole.Malfina's kinda chuuni and it feels like chuuni vtubers always tend to be the lame ducks of their gens.
>>106647757fucking do something
please help, how did you guys come up with your usernames? i’m so stuck!!
>>106648646just look at the object nearest to you and become that object, you're gonna rebrand and redebut 50 times before the end of next year anyway
What happened to Lapin did he kill himself after sclimbo’s reveal?
>>106644018Get some people you can trust enough and you can work with and have a compatible fanbase so when you get an idea you slot some of them in and everyone knows what to do, instead of arranging one collab with your supposed soulmate in two months and then never streaming with them ever again. Put the effort into the actual making the stream good.>>106644462People want friends because they are fun to hang out with and to know and you want friends because you're sad and want someone to jerk you off.>>106648646get some style bitch
>>106644018A lot of vtubers are just in it to make friends, not to actually get bigI agree with this entire post though
>>106648929I’d like to make friends so we can talk about honing the craft without collaborating but I feel like if you don’t collab with someone you’re not helping their numbers so they ditch you.
>>106648749I think they do it cause of the dopamine hit and viewer bump for debuting a new model and getting shiny new assets.They spend all day every day on vgen meticulously choosing a new artist, spending the money they got from their twitch subs who liked them as they were enough to support them. They spend months putting it all together thinking this time they'll make it big with the new model because the model and stream assets is what they enjoy most about streaming.They're just consoomers who get kicks out of a shiny new model they'll show off every couple months. It's why they all want to go corpo so the corp can pay all their frivolous expenses on new models, outfits and shitty music videos despite not being able to sing for shit. They don't give a shit the corpo is gonna take most of their funds and treat them and their fans like shit, as long as they get more new shiny models more assets more shiny new shit and streams where they just yap for 2 hours without doing jack shit. Oh yeah I need a 3D model, an L2D model 4 PNG models and every one of those needs 5 outfits each and five gajillion toggles they'll use once and then forget to enable as redeems every time they change model which they do every other stream cause they stream a new game every goddamn day without finishing anything.
>>106649122oh yeah im an artist but cba to design or make my own model ill commission someone else to make them oh btw i have 4 forms and every one of them has their own personality (but not voice cause i cant do voices) and every one of them has several outfits and both l2d and 3d modelswhat do you mean all of that costs money ill put it on throne and some sucker is gonna pay for it
>>106648997Those who are honing the craft also tend to be in their own lane and barely socialize, so it's even harder to get close to these vtubers, even more if you aren't collabing at least once with them to pass their vibe check or some similar method of getting noticed by them.
>>106649349The last time I got noticed by one, we went almost 3 or 4 months without collabing and I feel like doing the collab actually ruined what little friendship we had going. Which feels like a trend that’s got my questioning my personality, but no one’s saying anything.
>>106649516everyone is a huge pussy and will never say shit to you even if you very obviously blew it
>>106649516Not going to lie boss, vtubers are not the best at social skills at all, even more if they are hyperfocused on something. Maybe run them a vibe check of sorts, or maybe just go for the cold dm to directly confirm/deny.Better to have one hyperfocused friend after some mildly uncomfortable messages than to directly lose it due to the what ifs.
Any of you streaming?
>>106649832Check rentry
>>106649611>>106649642No joke I’m too much of a pussy to ask someone if they have a problem with me because there will always be that hanging over any future convo has after that. I’ve vibe checked a few and it’s pretty obvious they got their cliques and I don’t fit.
>>106649832finished like 3 hours ago :thumbs_up:
>>106648917Watched him do it and sclimbo didn’t do anything
>>106649920Oh, they are part of a clique? Then just assume that they don't want to make any trouble by outright saying that they don't vibe anymore.
>>106650000Quads for truth
>>106648917the day you learn he has a life outside of being a streamer you are going to need to take some more pills to help with the mind break
>>106650025What do you know?
>tfw not too socially retarded to socialize with people because of made up rules in my own mindFeelsgoodman
>>106650048he goes to college (or so i assume, maybe he is actually trying to finish his education), in November they kick your ass with tests
>>106650101So you don’t even know and you’re just assuming he’s not being a sad shit lmao
>>106650133discord doesnt exist now and he didnt say anything therebut if you have to sustain your delusion yeah, he is being sad honey
>>106606812Sorry to be negative, but...Does anyone else feel they are too late to start trying being a vtuber? I get so anxious and feel like the Internet is so poisoned and there is no way to reach anyone anymore. The new Twitch update and everyone freaking out about not seeing viewer numbers anymore is disheartening (I keep hesitating to raid people because I see I have barely any viewers but my Stream summary shows I had more then plenty, which is so confusing...). How do I not lose hope in this dead sea of bots and scammers? Will it work out if I work really hard?
>>106650133He literally said on Twitter what’s going on, also, it’s Lapin, who gives a shit?
>>106650169Vtubing is dead and streaming is dying
>>106650169That’s not negative really, you’re being realistic, but it’s never too late to start something you just have to work a lot harder (unless you’re a guy then don’t try to be a vtuber right now)Work on coming up with a gimmick you can lean into and don’t be afraid to grift fandoms to your advantage…
>>106650159>doesn’t talk to him>speaks for himMust be a big fan hunny
>>106650169>How do I not lose hope in this dead sea of bots and scammers?You have a true object of desire that you actually hope for, and not a feeble desire which you discard the moment things get minimally hard.>Will it work out if I work really hard?How much hard work are you thinking you will have to do? If you expect to work really hard two weeks, one month, or even half a year and then be guaranteed to make it, or that it will work out, most surely no. If you can actually work hard, then yes.
Lapin is so ugly IRL
Save your tears for another day
Just let your fears play!
Woohoo I met my vtubing goal for the year
>>106644948That's why I don't befriend borgs, it's not worth it anymore Eat them and move on, you know what I'm saying?
>>106649882Nice streams. Not interested in any, sadly. But good luck to all of you
>>106650340He’d probably look better if he lost weight
>>106650661He refuses to he said his wife likes him CHUNKY
>>106650685>me when I lie
DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss you!
I'm tired of seeing unemployed make vtubers streaming. It's the biggest ick ever. I instantly stop watching and supporting them when they ask for support too, like get your ass off the fucking computer and go pass your resume around for a dishwasher job instead of streaming to 5 people while begging for money on Twitter.
>>106650880DOHNT WAYSTE UR THYME ON MEYOR ALREADEE THE VOYCE INSOIDE MY HEAD!
I don't know who needs to hear this or if they will, but if you have drive to do something, invest in that drive, because drive doesn't last forever, and neither does youth.I took a long break from streaming 3 years ago because I "didn't have the money" to invest in equipment, three years later I haven't achieved shit anywhere else, and that bright eyed boy is gone.>inb4 only 3 yearsthree years of self imposed hard living will ruin you.
>>106651067I take it back. I've just had some rough couple of days I guess. Still, wish I had been doing this shit for three years! I'm soon to lose the explicit opportunity and the chances for growth are getting bleaker by the minute!
>>106650906This isn't me but I'll reply to this
>>106651153on the otherhand, maybe I just had a couple of better days (I'm watching old vods, I'm starting to get why people do photos and videos irl).
>>106651153Chin up, bro- Yeah, that 3 years could've made a difference but if you are still wanting to jump back in now, you should embrace it and have fun.In regards to bleak chances of growth, I disagree.There's always gonna be scandals/cancellations/retirements in the content creation sphere that will push those former viewers to new creators.There will eventually be a large wave of retirements/graduations amongst the 'upper tiers', and vtubing itself is becoming more and more popular. Establish now, build up somekind of backlog or reputation for at least SHOWING UP and I think the viewers will trickle in.Idk, maybe I'm crazy.
>>106651594I respect the way you see things.
>>106650931AND NOW I WOOOOOOOOONDERIF I HAD TO miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss youDUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUHAnd I miss you!
>>106651067>neither does youthPeople need to stop dooming about age being some massive sinking weight. Like yeah if you don't have your shit together at all work on it. But there's no shortage of people who decided to pick up a hobby with no background in their 30s to 50s and make a successful career out of it. Hell most people probably know a number of famous artists and actors and aren't aware of that fact.Just go for it and have some fun lads.
How do you think your viewers would feel if they knew how much shit you were talking about them when the stream ends?
>>106653324How well do you know your viewers to be talking shit about them?
>>106644237Antisocial behavior will not be tolerated.
>>106646554Repair urgently required.
>>106648264There are many paths. Remember that you alone choose the path on which you walk.
>>106648917His strength lies in his title
>>106650340If only I had the right kind of company...
>>106653582Hey, I'm not the one doing it, but I know my regulars pretty well. I think most of us do.
>>106653845>Hey, I'm not the one doing itthen shut the fuck up faggot and don't worry about it
im considering upgrading my pc, but would it be wiser to wait for the steam machine and try to run a dual setup with it?
>>106637135Edger
>>106637135not named...
>>106654197Better chance than trying with the deck
If you're a vagina haver just quit now.
>>106654826Careful, they might still be around
>>106654826And marry me.
>>106654132no, bitch
>>106655264then keep shit talking your viewers, see if i care
>>106642689No further warning is required.
>>106655301Not talking about me and my viewers. I'm talking in 2nd person for a reason. How would your viewers feel if they knew you were shittalking them?
>>106641038>>106641459You can report channels that do this FYI.It won't get them banned but it does make sure partner applications are rejected every time.
>>106655392but im not shit talking my viewers. im not an asshole like you
grooming a 1view wish me luck
>>106648264>Malfina>chuuni She’s just dom mommy big booba VTuber number 2453218There’s nothing unique about herShe also overlaps Sclimbo and the SVA Audience would rather watch that than her, she needs a new time slot.
>>106657217And fuck me if I don't think you could do it.
Pick an /asp/ie whose shit you would eat
>>106657035You got this, there'll be a happy ending
There are so many fucking games to stream.>inb4 choose the one you likeI LIKE THEM ALL I WOULD BE MULTITASKING PLAYING THREE GAMES AT A TIME I WOULD STREAM FOR EIGHT HOURS DOING AS MANY GAMES AS I PHYSICALLY CAN I HATE CHOOSING BETWEEN TWO THREE FOUR SEVEN TWENTY OR FIFTY GAMES I CANT JUST PICK ONE
>>106658137the hope...
https://x.com/charles_f4ng/status/1986928497458082159 I have a stupid idea, any of you willing to do scribble an avatar like this?
Okay I followed the tips you gave me>Made group chat for the horny people>Basically containing them from generalNow they are always talking about how they would fuck me.D-do I join? How far should I go?Ugh I feel so slutty now...
>>106651594>There's always gonna be scandals/cancellations/retirements in the content creation sphere that will push those former viewers to new creators.I think people stagnating in their content and audiences getting bored is the main thing that lets new creators grow, but I agree with the main idea
>>106660857Fuck Vxscera
>Toete showing bodyWHY EVERYBODY IS HOT AND GAY?
>>106657217Maybe chuuni's the wrong word but I mean people who are obviously playing up a fake persona for funI was gonna use Phase Saga as an example since they're new but Willy's actually the second most subbed member of that gen so I might be wrong
>>106661201Looks like a generic brown guy to me
>fattys are impressed by an average bodyeverytime
>>106660857Who?Also, my advice is to not talk to them and maybe just react occasionally with emojis on the comments themselves to show you're there but not actively there.
>Being hot just requires you to... not be overweight??????
>>106661142For you, sweet cheeks? Sure thing!
>kyuu wears XXL shirts
>>106662711XXL shirts are roomy and comfy
this is your reminder that a large part of alpin's success is that he can stream during prime time Euro and American hoursAny adult man living on their own that has a job is either at work right now or burnt the fuck out from evening shifts
>>106663158>euro hoursyour timezone reps anonchama
>>106663304It's like 8pm in germany this is the time when american neets are watching streams and prime time euro
>>106662711I wear XXL shirts as dresses
Did anyone get a view on their hololive audition?
>>106663158Cope
>>106663967I feel so bad for people who apply for big corpos like holo, like they're retarded children or something. Like, first of all there's a %0.00001 chance you'll be chosen, and then if you are chosen, all you get is instant fame, burnout, impostor syndrome, clout leeches, stalkers, your hobbies becoming your depressing joyless job, most people only appreciating you as a softcore porn star etc. There's a reason most of the American holos have left and the remainder are asian women and Mori.
>>106664403Someone argue on my behalf i want to nap
>>106649966You won't be able to come back for a while.
Too many fake ass "follows" in my acc are killing my visibility, fucking hate them fake bitches
>>106664949If I was never there how can I come back?
>>106665505Let its light give you what strength it can
>>106665789I haven't shown my hand - I've shown one card. I've given my enemies a single, provocative datum upon which to fixate. They have no idea what other cards I'm holding. It's a strong hand, believe me - I dealt it to myself.
Video on tips for debuts/outfit revealshttps://youtu.be/371urEk-mFM
>>106665955I think it's a good idea. We might find some clues
>>106666050Indeed it was - and still is. But not without taking significant casualties.
>>106666203This should be easy. As long as I don't screw up again.
>>106666044This was a load of nothing, what a waste of time of a video
>>106666044thanks for the video fren
I have no desire to contact you or get involved in your affairs in any way, but I know you lurk this thread so I’m going to leave this here for you because you have a concerning lack of awareness for your own wellbeing and have a tendency to implicitly trust the men around you. You are still “online friends” with a stalker. He is very close online friends with the incels who sell the kind of content that has put you on the verge of suicide, and he’s a very good liar because he is a paranoid person with a lot of skeletons in his closet for the kind of cyberstalking and bullying he’s engaged in. You really would benefit from being more guarded, being online friends with someone for an extended period does not mean they care about your wellbeing in any way, some of these people only talk to you because they want to use you and you should be aware of that by now. You should be more careful of who you take advice from or who you allow to dictate some of the things you do and say because their intentions are not good. It may just be a drop in the bucket but I know you will see this. He wants to placate you and make you think the warnings are “schizo” because he has been deeply embroiled in these things, whether you want to believe it or not. Not all online friends are trustworthy just because they’ve been around for awhile. You would benefit from cleaning house and not allowing yourself to be influenced by men just because they pretend to be your friends and pretend to know a lot about protecting you when they genuinely have no interest in you outside of drama and gossip. I wish you all the best in the world. I have no horse in this race but I do know of one other person who has wanted to contact you about this person and what he does but the fear of retaliation and his psychotic ability to lie and sell crocodile tears and fake screenshots is just too creepy and dramatic to handle. Please be safer. I’ll take a ban for this but I think it’s important and the person who needs to see this will see it. You’d be shocked at how far some of these demons are willing to go for seemingly no gain except for your attention.
>>106668164I've been found out!? ACK!
>>106668164idk what this is about but you sound like a fag and groomer
>>106668164Hint? Please.
>>106668164Can we get a hint? Is this for a woman or....? Cause we have no idea
>>106668164Sir this Is a Wendy's not your therapist
>>106668545>>106668559Be careful who you vent your personal life to because there is a Discord server where they screenshot it and send it there just to collect blackmail amongst small chuubas
>tfw Alpins coworkers are gonna egosearch themselves and find the /asp/ threads because this is the only place that actually talks about Socks
>>106668597Oh thank God I don't do that to anyone but my boyfriend
>>106668597Please give more of a hint because I feel like this is about me and I want to know
>>106668624I'm convinced Adfree was a voice actor but I don't have anyone to try to figure it out
Good luck
>>106668726https://www.twitch.tv/emmywithlove
>>106668164Please give a hint
