162 - Schizo Hypocrite Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>106670995
>>106714442Based
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Chibii is brokering a peace with Camui and Zawa. Thread may go quiet depending on how the talks go.
>>106714779Victim du jour that somehow got in the schizos crosshairsShes sweet, kinda autistic and overworked irl
>>106714813proof or this is made up just like the entire drama about chibii
>>106714813Stop bothering me, will ya!
Jade
>>106714871They love each other but that is definitely made up
>>106714442>>106671264LINK ANCHOR:REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.https://rentry.co/asplist
>>106714442>>106671289REPS ANCHOR:REPLY WITH HINTS ON WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ON, WHAT YOU'RE PLANNING FOR, OR WHAT YOU NEED TO ACTUALIZE YOUR CONTENT. IMAGES ARE OPTIONAL.
>Jade was the one schizo VYeah I mean he did post first in trash so it has to be someone there
>>106715308Chiibi was the one posting about having sex with himZawa was the one posting threats and dox Toete sometimes posts love notes for him
>>106715308Your friend's not from the desert, is she?
>>106715367Not much, but better than nothing.
/asp/ has taught me that as long as you have a few unstable women around you, you can disrupt an entire community without even doing anything yourself
Funny how the trash thread freaked out for being called schizos and bad people yet time and time again we find out another one isn't right in the head. No one just openly accepts a lolcow like Zawa into your regular VCs without being mentally ill themself.
>>106715655Can someone just list all the people in this group so I know who to avoid?
>>106715367Pretty obviousBut toete and chibii are harmless in that case to me.
>>106715711me
>>106715655The wind's changing. I can see trouble ahead.
>>106715752Oh yes, that's the one!
>>106715367What the fuck attracts so many unstable woman (and womanlike men) to this guy and where do I sign up instead
>>106715874Your timing's terrible and you got no style
I don't really get whats going on here
>>106715967people realizing /trash/ is schizos too i guess
>>106715711Zawa Camui Pafu Chrii Cheen Iriya Ineda Cody Vxscera Vita Haru Fwofie Alpin Omo Chiibi Violet Sterling Gobb Regulus Gelt Zeph Autumn Aypop Klondike Vert Edgey Eli Remove Sin Shabby Crane Ramnor Mokuba Malphon Skab Kyuu Mawg Finbar Hammy Ryuuta Beloved Coyote
>>106715655I accept everyone and give everyone a chance. People do mature and grow and change. This goes for her too
>>106715874crazy women love serial killers. This is nothing new.
>>106716066The poor fools inside have nowhere to run
if you faggots were nicer we'd have free models and emotes by now. retards.
>>106716109Explain
>>106716066So everyone that has ever posted here got it
>>106716179You got it boss!RUN.
This thread has lost all purpose. All the discussions in this thread are just meta discussions about the thread itself.
>>106716083Nobody who doxxes anyone publicly and repeatedly because he doesn't want to fuck her can grow, mature, or change. Especially at her big age. She'll never be anything more than a lolcow.
>>106716201Reminder there's a better thread on the double chan
>>106716211How many for you?
>>106716083She is nearing 40 and still doxxing her ex boyfriend she hasn’t talked to in a year. She ain’t changing boss.
>>106716276Like I told you, fuck off
>>106716211I disagree. I think if she took time away from here she would improve. It's very easy to end up acting out and suffer mentally, especially when you get caught up in these sort of schizo communities that enourage that behavior. Anyone can get better
>>106716376She's not going to take time away because she doesn't care about improving. She is someone that thrives on hurting other people because she has no inner life. I tried being her friend before and it was a waste of time, her soul is rotten inside her. She will never stop hurting people because she likes it.
>>106716376Her rm has been posting on 4chan for a decade and she all but brags about being mentally ill. It isn't /asp/ that made her like that. Sometimes people are just shitty but I like the enthuasiam
>>106716376Anyway, that's all behind me now.
Canye
>>106716532These poor bastards didn't stand a chance
>>106716688With those skinny little arms?
>>106716083You would forgive Gumpai too?
>>106716179wrong
>>106716546What the fuck have you done?
>>106716785You don't think you're going alone, do you?
>>106716815Made a spelling mistake because I'm off a bender
>>106715655My sole reason for being there was to escape the schizobabble that consumed this thread and occasionally post /asp/ related porn, nothing else. I have no clue what this talk of a /trash/ clique is about.
Time for beer
>>106716860I'm afraid I can't let you through. I need to know you're on my side
>>106716785I would. Holding grudges does you no good, I don't blame anyone for avoiding someone for their own wellbeing, but it's not worth it.
>>106716066Violet's gang schizoed everyone on that list who wasn't part of their group trying to chase them away from the thread, very sad to watch that unfoldPeople like Basil or Malphon or Haru, etc would constantly get shit posted against them but god forbid you told zeph to stop spamming shortstacks or chibii to stop spamming about vxscera
>>106716979RealLovey barely scraped by but even then was getting schizod by the endAutumn was accepted at first but got schizod hard after a while
>>106716979Life will go on! There will always be people, and dreams!
I love you
>>106717046>autumnThat was because Camui wrote an erofic involving Autumn and Zawa was pissed about it even though they were broken up at that point.
>>106716979must was the only artist "loved" in the trash thread because she was the only artist there that would draw them, vita, cheen and flandzen would constantly get told their art was trash while praising gobb lol
>>106717167Best to lay low.
>>106717167I'm sure this didn't help autumn's case either.
>>106717309I suggest doing it while they're talking to get the drop on them.
>>106717378Bro is NOT beating the architect allegations
>>106717378You don't have to, you know
>>106717378Tummy warning.... funny chubby moment...
FIESTA LOCA! AYIYIYIYIIIII!
I said I LOVE YOU
>>106717692WHO ARE YOU SAYING IT TO
So easy to make rrats about them when you're not in the browncord and blocked by most of the decent aspies isn't it
>>106717791Didn't know anyone would willingly walk into this place
>>106717791you thought
>>106717872>mfw i dont see this secret channel
>>106717872Who is that
>>106717872You said you could fix it, right?
>>106717872BASED
It gives me hope, I thought you guys just didn't care but actually you are weirdoes.
>>106717791How about some real rrats? Rottie convinced the entire crew a few aspies were bad people and they blacklisted them without ever trying to know if she was telling the truth. Mind you these were not drama aspies nor were they racist or anything like that, she just told them "they are bad" and they believed her for no reason. I absolutely believe it when someone claims Violet and his gang of perverts are behind a lot of shit because they are retarded and not in a cute way
>He doesn't know this is ALL the /trash/pies making rrats about each otherThey hate each other why the fuck are they friends publicly
>>106718224Camui
>>106718332>>106718331Cliques will be cliques
>>106718331It is a bad, bad omen that it's here.
My rrat is Tupo won the lottery
>>106717872>is in the call Zawa....
>>106718332Hurry it up, will ya?
>>106718336Somebody call security!
everyone loves sticking fingers in they ass around here
this place depresses me. its all terminally online adult women and adult effeminate men bitching about high school drama. is a bit of normalcy out of the question?
>>106718431It has already proven itself wrong
>>106718331Not a rrat at all that is what happened. Most famously Zawa turned Camui and Patchey on each other like that>hey camui patchey is sexpesting me and making me feel violated you need to protect me by making a public statement about him>hey patchey camui is an evil man and is manipulating me you need to protect me by making a public statement about himDid this to others too but this was the most public thing and its gross how she ruins friendships without caring over her jealousy
>>106718531Hey
>>106718583Hey
>>106718579What the hell are you doing?! You're making a big mistake.
it's pretty funny seeing the pajeets and bots here
>>106718579whats the end goal with this? some sort of joy in breaking apart groups?
>>106718214I know whose server this is and who that is
>>106718755Unironically yandere in the bad way>if my boyfriend has friends they will compete for his time and attention and that should be all mine so i need to ruin their friendship so he will be as reliant on me as i am on him
Brother Aryan Camui is bothered there's a group of friends that happen to be brown
>>106718611Play any good games lately?
>>106718755Perpetual victimhood brings its own perks I suppose
>>106718873Fallout: New Vegas and Ark: Survival Evolved
Still confused as to what spurred this
>>106718957I still never played New Vegas. I just can't get into Fallout games. It's a shame too since they seem so neat.
>>106718873i played psychopomp gold a bit ago and it was pretty fun, the aesthetics are really nice and it takes like 3 hours to beat
>>106719015Chiibi was being schizod last thread, it triggered meta discussion
>>106719076They are games for men. You don't have to get into them.
>>106719138Rebel are you still upset lig fucking hates you?
>>106719086>Being schizodAnon chibii is one of the schizosAt the very least, a total sexpest for *
>check thread>it's slutboy92 talking to himself to gaslight his ex again
>check thread>violet comes in to try and defend his pervert clique
>>106719501That's Shania
>>106719501Yes sir Mr. Camui sir
>>106719374Mind you, the only reason people make this connection is because they have the same model mama who is Vxsceras wife who recently announced her health is critical
>>106719138I've known women that played them
>>106717755You
>checks thread>camui being threatened by vxscera again for some reason >deflecting it on chibii instead of zawa because it would be obvious if he did >zawa leaking the pocpals server
Bready or not, here I crumb
Cody and Shania running opps for ZawaAmazing
>>106716066Old as fuck list.
Do people really hate gaming streams? :(
>>106720225no, they just hate (You)
>>106720225Are you getting less views?
>>106720225they hate you
>>106719711This connection goes back to the /trash/ threads where she was called out before then though and everyone in Violet server knows she sexpested after Vxscera. Its fine to do since he clearly wants to be sexualized and its a nothingburger. Who cares
>>106720327No but I've never gotten much views anyways. I've seen people say gaming streams are boring and nobody wants to watch them though. What's wrong with them?
>>106719711>dragging his wife's rm into itoh it's you. kys
I would like to post a link, but wouldn't my channel come up on 4chan if someone googled me? Seems like a bad idea...
>>106720576Unfortunately this does happen but /asp/ is for advice and I suppose gossip now, but if those people had all remained anon instead of self posting and joining thread based discords, that gossip wouldn't exist either. Proper way to use /asp/ is to stay anonymous and talk about vtubing.
>>106720576I was worried too. It did show on my SEO but it went away eventually after months of streaming and original content.
>>106720484rm?
STOP DDOSING ME
Stop unsubscribing from my channel!
We should all treat each other with respect and kindness
>>106720422>>106720225You sell your personality, the game doesn't matter.If you sell the game, the day you change even from games in the same franchise your CCV will tank. Do more just chatting, and produce clips, shorts, and even long videos to sell your personality offline too.
>>106722086I sell my body
>>106722086Vxscera
>>106720422>I've seen people say gaming streams are boring and nobody wants to watch them though. >meanwhile, E-sports all transmit on twitch>The biggest streamers are gamers>What's wrong with them?The people who thinks this, thats whats wrong
Elfin did nothing wrong. Change my mind.
>>106720087yeah your ex is paying me to alog you
>>106722921She gave you e-sex. That's why you defend her.
>>106723397Doesn't elfin have a really smelly pussy because of yeast infection? I can't remember
Elfin is a good vtuber, might be a grifter but who would be surprised a female vtuber grifts? All of them grift a different audience
I'm streaming
I'm posting
>>106724541I'm viewing
I'm cooming
>>106718331which aspies?
No one came to my stream again...
>>106725421I coomed to your stream
>>106725455Thanks, you could have said hi though
any unmarried hags looking for a man?
Good morning. I hate women.
>>106726068The virgin boy lover vs the chad woman hater
>>106726097Vxscera post
Hey
>>106728013Hi
>>106728213Whats up
>>106728332My penis
>>106728535Why?
>>106728766Its hard
>>106728828For what reason
>>106728894I'm a coomer
>>106728904Which aspie are you so we can coom to each others streams
>>106728918Chibii
>>106729064Really
>>106729157VxsceraCamuiSaniIriyaCheen
>>106729205Qrd on each
>>106729253My boyfriendMy boyfriendMy boyfriendMy boyfriendCheen
Good morning RES
>>106717872This is a viewer in my vc. When I find out who you are I'm banning you.
Tierlist of aspies and their ability to farm aura?
I will stream!...as soon as this cold passes
https://x.com/chibiibott/status/1989955901785301048Graduating
>>106733696idk who this is but I'm glad to have outlived them!
>>106733696KEK
>>106733696Holy shit it's over
>>106731350>>106733696Status on Chibii schizoing Vxscera?
>>106734372It was Nue's idea, if you can believe it.
>>106733696>free more often to be a fucking creep
>>106734372You're making a big mistake. This is not over!
>>106734403Get the hell out of my face
>>106733696Oh good! More time for her to watch V
>>106734504Someone might need you to hoof it somewhere
>>106733696the pervert is back
>>106733696No idea who you are, but congrats!
>>106734262For those that can't read
>>106734720She's so funnyCan't wait for the V schizo-ing to return full time now that she's back
>>106734720Good that she's gone
>>106734745Now that Nue is grooming her, I don't know what to expect
>>106734772And why would you assume that
>>106733696Sounds like her BF told her to stop. A shame.
>>106734772who is nue? i havent heard of that
>>106734720>Beepboop I'm a hypocritical whore
>>106734720Theres going to be alot more of these as others graduate from college I'm sureMasterful gambit Ms.Jade
>>106734802With Mau's alt in her chat last stream, yeah I'd say her BF is feeling the competition.
>>106734878Who is Mau? Who is Nue? Irrelevant aspies from before gen 5?
>>106734720watch as /trash/ bakes and we get v spam
>>106734907Yeah yeah keep pretending you know everything. Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe that they're leading
>>106734720>teehee look at me im so quirky lol
>>106734907>mauSchizo who made the opsec guide>nuebabi from 2021 asp
>>106734720retarded
>>106735111The schizos always name people nobody knows or care about.
>>106735161Okay, Claudette
>>106734720Starting to realize I hate this girl
>>106735186Okay,Toma
>>106734720dumb schizo bitch
>>106735234Her and Layla both
>>106735248Hey Camui
>>106734745if this happens I'll laugh
>>106735281It'll happen whether she does it or not
>>106735266Hey Patchy
>>106735308Nah, it's been pretty far and between compared to back then when it was nonstop. Chibii coming back isn't a coincidence and it'll start up hard again
>>106735360Denpa might summon her army for this one
>>106735383Denpa is too fat
>>106735393So is Chibii
>>106735408Chibii isn't THAT bigNot on the level of Denpa and Autumn
>>106735417She's even bigger if you can imagine All black women are
>>106735417Keep projecting, Camui. We've seen the pics.
>>106735426I don't believe she's bigger than Gobb at least
I wanted to stream a bit today, but I didn't sleep well. I have trouble napping when I want to as well. What do you think?
>>106735456Don't go live, brainstorm content or edit existing clips. Stream when you have better energy.
>>106735436Ori wouldn't have wanted this
Where does he get the fallout quotes from? A Wiki or does he have them memorized
>>106735527Camui uses a SQL database
Chibii is not schizo just autist who gets obsessed
>>106735608Autistic people don't graduate from college she's just a schizo
>>106735475I don't really post clips or do anything but stream. I mostly just hop on and chat with the few regulars that appear. All that other stuff feels so tiring
>>106735632Autists can be intelligent
>>106734720THE RRATS WERE REAL?
>>106736129The ones about her schizoing V? Yeah
>>106736129What rrats>>106736157Not this one
>>106735431>>106735575You are one obsessed faggot
>>106735456Learn how to breathe to calm down, it's about not using the right technique to actually let the tiredness come and the body to ease down, the nap and even falling asleep for a proper night of sleep has more to do with that than with anything else; a good breathing technique is how people who sleep 12+ hours a day do so, at some point people stop having the actual need but have a proper method to bypass just the need.Take the nap, let the brain calm down, then go live.You can also attempt to induce it with many more methods, induce a food coma, tire yourself out some more then try again...
>>106736129Suraya predicted all of this
>>106736208I miss Suwawawawa…..
>>106736190Obsessed? He’s the only one hung up on what happened with Layla
>>106736207I've done meditation and beathing techniques to moderate success in the past, I should practice it more. It's touch when your very scatterbrained/anxious and your mind wanders easily like my to keep that mindfulness going. I'll try it though
>>106736207Are you implying there are people out there trying to sleep as much as possible using technique?
>>106736268Proof?
>>106736186Except the V one is true
>>106736315Do your reps or look up the google doc
Lmfao dumb bitch
>>106736324it's just jade trying to bullshit her way out of it again. watch as trash becomes active now that shes back
>>106736291Main example: people who can sleep 16 hours a day.>>106736288It can get overcomplicated when gurus or such add the whole spiritual explanation, the easiest method is intense inhale with prolonged soft exhale and no time in between them, just with that and focus on relaxing the body as much as possible falling asleep is an almost guaranteed.
Enjoy all the attention you dumb whore you’ll be forgotten about in the coming months
>starts up drama in the thread so she can post a le epic funny graduation post that people will react to
>>106736441This
>>106736453I guarantee you Nue told her to do that
>comes on /asp/>draws schizo art and porn>harasses a femboy>doesnt stream >fucking diesWhat a legacy thanks jade very cool
>>106736441>the sexpest from /trash/ is an attention whore?? no way!!
V is posting these about you btw Chibii
And there it is, the Vschizoing is back.
>Makes you mad.
>>106736547I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
CHBI THE HONORARY NIGGER IN EN5
>>106736531>Why are people posting mean things about me? All I did was be an annoying thread ruining schizo that killed /trash/ threads with my spam!>Actually, it's the guy I schizod being mean to me!You and Zawa are so similar
>>106736596We know this is you, Dante
>>106733696Edgey in the comments saying “gambare”. Don’t try to speak Japanese if you can’t grasp the basics of the language. Japanese doesn’t have a standalone m. The word is ganbare. Alternatively you can speak your own language, in English you could say “you’ve got this” or “you can do it” or “keep going”.
>>106736646cummy-chiwa
Don't shit on EdgeyAt least he's not Coyote making his name fucking "Mumei_OokamiVT"
>>106736646Relax Sclimbo
>>106736596They’re never letting in another brown woman after Sana flopped
>>106736620Zawa currently has no advisors. No backers.
She really posted just to stir the pot here huh. She could have ignored it, it was getting blown off as her just getting schizod but now she showed everyone she wants to antagonize /asp/. What’s the point of exposing yourself like that?
>>106736398Oh I'm not referring to any spiritual meditation, Just the mental presence and breathing. I would focus on the counting of seconds how long I inhale and hold (usually about 4 seconds). The main thing getting in the way is just the sleep anxiety
>>106736701Nue in her ear. That link needs to be severed.
>>106736701She was as going to graduate from college anyway. She’s mentioned on the thread she was a full time student
>>106734720Shouldn't you get a job?
>>106736737Nice projection, Cheen
>>106736734We knew this but she posted that graduation shit just to get attention because of this thread. Say hahaa look!
Zawa stop bullying her you stupid piece of shit, I know you made her do that for “the funni :3c” yet giving her shit on /here/. Slit your damn thighs even if it will only slice your fat cells or shoot the shot.
Nigger
>>106736725Stop signing your posts. No one knows or cares about this person
>>106736777She's doing this on her own. She's a free agent. That's more than I can say for a lot of you.
>>106736777Maybe Jade should stop obsessing over Vxscera and move on
We have drama at home
It was mentioned anyway. I can't get in contact with 98. Has anyone heard from her in the last days?
Haha I'm friends with a girl because I believe she'll change but I also keep her around as a lolcow and I know she schizos my friends and I but she can change I'm sure haha.
>people start crabbing Jade for no reason>she gives the thread a good reason>thread crabbing her over the same rrats and not the joke college graduation
>>106736842DM 67
>>10673684298 who? Say the name at least, anon
>>106736852Your Nue impression needs work
>>106736874>No reasonHow is sexpesting someone to the point the trash threads die "no reason"?
>>10673688298 luftballoons, as the lore goes
>>10673688298 NAR Regional
>>106736882You'll know what that means if you know her. I'm trying to get an answer from someone that knows her.
>>10673688298 red balloons go by
>>106736892>>106736801
>>1067369469800?
>>106736973Gween you don't need to be jealous
>>106736882kjuju hachi kuya kyuha ku ba cuba?
>>106737021A wu swi tivi leswi u swi pfuleke.
Will she be able to compete with all the new debuts in december that we're going to have?
is making a discord server and twitter a pretty standard thing? also is using a slutty big titty model but having a softspoken personality off putting?id go with something more reserved but i feel the big boobs and abundant cleavage would get more attention/viewers plus they're kinda fun to bounce around
>>106736882They're talking about Vxscera's gf, gen 4 /asp/ie
>>106737154Depends on how Mond reincarnates
>>106737138Boobs are gaudy and tasteless.
>>106734262I'm blocked too, the fuck? Never even talked to her.
>>106737189That's out of character for you, Mau
>>106737154Someone already posted an image that his wife has health issues ongoing
aspies what do you think of this linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LIc1MXRlrE
>>106737199>Just now realizing Chibii is a thin skinned autist
>>106737199Who are you
>>106737298Just ask the husband
>>106737375Release the block list.
>>106737334It's a pretty good song, but not the kind I'd listen to regularly
>chibii blocks on a hair triggerschizo
>>106737375Abigail
If you read this, Vxscera, consider friendly advice from a femcel!1: The "girlfriend" thing will never work even if its cute. You will ostracize your female audience and end up with the only people who don't mind: BPD cuck schizos.2: You should re-brand. You have a very charming personality and voice and could do well as far away from here as possible. If I saw you with a handsome anime model doing BFE or other audio I'd cream and I know others that would too.I wish you best ~! Homosexuals gas yourselves!
>>106737460Nice femcel larp, Omo. Almost had me fooled.
>>106737460All the females love vxscera he’s so hot
>>106737533I don't.
>>106737551Sure you do Chibii it’s why you keep schizo spamming the trash thread
Zawa was right about her btw
>>106737199Same. Dunno why, blocked her back. I really liked her model too :(
Zawa did nothing wrong. Jade is a schizo who tried to blame her schizoing on Zawa who is innocent.
>crabs crying about being blocked by a nobody
>>106737682Not making yourself look good Zawa>>106737741Not making yourself look good Chibii
>>106737588Sure you did
Anyways, avoid that group. They aren't aspiring.
Wow two sociopathic bitches having a slap fight in the thread? So interesting..Anyways, vtubers?
But they are horny.
Is it wrong just vtube to make friends and have fun?
>>106737860Why is it always about making friends with you creeps?
>>106737893Young lonely, terminally online, with no hobbies besides games and vtubers want to connect with others with the same interests and find a community
>>106737763You tell em, Andy
Reminder that Layla fucks her dog, and did some really weird peanut butter roleplay with Camui
>>106738064Why does he keep dating dog fuckers?
>> i do find Vxscera's voice cute but it's a problem he has a GF. I don't want to be like that.
>>106737460>femcelOk buddy, your other personality says otherwise tho >>99830630That as the main example, everything else about dating pippa and whatnot we will refrain from even pointing at because holy shit are you embarrassing to see brother
>>106738064Look, let me explain this because you plebs won't get it otherwise. You haven't experienced heaven until you've masturbated with peanut butter. It feels just like a real pussy. You don't want any of that cheap ass Peter Pan / Wonderbread shit. You have to get organic semi-creamy peanut butter, yknow the kind where the oil pools up if you leave it sitting for a few days. Generally I find that homemade pb from a local co-op has the best consistency, a nice blend so you get the rough friction of the peanut with the soft smoothness of the butter. I personally recommend MaraNatha crunchy, it's got some texture to it but it's still very very creamy. Again, just like a real pussy.The bread is less important, but it does matter because you don't want the peanut butter to soak in too much, and you've got to be able to get a grip on it without completely mangling the stuff. For this, I like Sara Lee's Artesano bread. It's nice and thick but still kind of spongey, so you won't end up rubbing the skin on your hands off while you jerk.When you're doing the deed, you've got to put the peanut butter on each piece of bread - do NOT lay them together like a sandwich, you will fuck up the consistency of the spread! Very important! What you have to do is place each slice (peanut butter face down of course) against the side of your penis and gently fold it around. Keep your hands flat on the sides of the bread (like how Gordon has his in the picture), press firmly and get to work. Very important that your hands are completely straight here. You'll be amazed at how much it feels like a real pussy. Maybe even better. The first time I tried it was because I saw a bunch of memes about girls smearing peanut butter on their genitals and was wondering what the appeal was and if there was a version of that for guys. But man, when I tried it for the first time, I was like, "Holy shit! It feels just like a real pussy!" Sweet heaven to my nut.
>>106738109>Every Pippa poster is the sameNow this is schizophrenia
>>106737893Why don't you want to be my friend?
>>106738114only camui would find this retarded shit funny and that's how i know it'd a real camui post
>>106738114Oldie but a goodie
>>106738137What is md5But all good, next time you will learn to use a new image you retard
>>106738182The gif is from tenor you actual schizo tard. Its the first when looking up Pippa Dancing.https://tenor.com/view/dancing-phase-connect-pipkin-pippa-vtuber-gif-26840866
>>106738219Good detective work, Kuru. Nice to see you.
>>106738082There's just too many dogfuckers in /asp/, women am I right?
>>106738219Damn, you can stop replying you knowGo ahead and google what an md5 is before the next post at least, if you want to try and argue your way out of this
>>106738320Of course you would know all about md5s, Klondike.
Let’s just say random names
>>106716179Honestly not a bad policy tbqh
>>106738437Megino
>>106738437AcePCaswell
>>106738437Pafu
>>106738437Razzy
>>106738437Miriuie
>>106738437I haven't quite grasped this anonymous image board thing. How am I supposed to know who is who?
>>106738437Alto
>>106738437James Phillips
>>106738437GenericVtuber
>>106738437Scrimblo
>>106738437Athena
Consider doing a vtuber stream where you read Dilbert comics.
>>106738618She's so cute it makes me feel bad how horny everyone is even thought that's kinda the point.
>>106738437Grace
Worst vtuber community on the internet
>>106738715What's your issue?
/asp/Asylum for Sad People
>>106738759Who wants to know, and why?
>>106738775So true!!
I love all of you
I gave you my heart but it was only poison.
Thinking about you..
I hate Chibii and I mean it after this I didn't even talk to you bitch why am I blocked
Every time I get a notification I hope it's you...
No one is ever wrong for how they feel, but you need to consider if how you manage those feelings is healthy and how it impacts others.
I guess my contract is done and I'm free to leave.
>>106738942I don't want ugly people to read my tweets.
>>106738942I didn't even know who she was outside of her being mentioned here and I got blocked too, so the hate is justified imo
I'll miss you always but this time I won't come back.
>>106738942Who are you
>>106738320>>106738182Hey moron!https://warosu.org/vt/image/wL/TkEM69bRcD6bP2TEdVgIf you download the same gif from the same place as someone such as on google images, the md5 is the same! It is not recalculated based on your PC! Try it! See: >>106738981Good try, unfortunate about you being tech illiterate though~
>>106739008What can I do?
The lines have been drawn and you're on the wrong side of it.
>>106739049No one's scare of you, Mau
>>106738946This. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.Just kill me
>>106739008You're better of leaving an environment that's making you unhappy. I hope you find better people who make you happy to be with
>>106739030Sterling, stick to kusoge games and leave the smug shitposting to the professionals.
>>106739030Based kek
>>106739030>~The schizo appears
>>106739294>Oh no! Someone found out that I'm a tech illiterate moron who says "md5" despite not knowing how it works!
>>106739330I'm not the person you're arguing with
I miss my old friends
>>106739030Does 4chan re-encode the file or edit the metadata, is the modulation-shift holopolarity the same when you upload it?
>>106739345No. You're Rura. People miss you.
>>106739358Did they die in the war?
>>106738437Bubby
>>106739377Moved on with life and became more and more distant. Now I am alone
>>106738437Captain Shithead
>>1067393594chan removes as much metadata as it can
>>106739403They want to save up for retirement and stuff instead of having fun with me Vtubing.
>>106739434So if the metadata is scrubbed originally then uploading it won't change the md5.
>>106739416No his name is knuckles
I miss how things used to beEveryone having fun on those long nightsWe were happy
>>106739487I miss it so much
>>106739487Even if I could go back I feel like something broke in me. Happiness find no capture in my heart anymore. I didn't deserve the good times in the first place.
God be with thee
>>106739569She has a boyfriend
>>106739569>her
DON'T FORGET CHIBIIBOTT IS A SCHIZO SEXPEST TO A MAN WITH A GIRLFRIEND!
>>106739605If this thread had an ip counter we'd see less than 20 people
>>106739687Mau, Nue's already in her DMs. She's not letting you in. Let it go.
>>106739687Canye
It's not too late to change your schizo ways
>>106739715And half the posts are by Chibii
>>106739715There's another site that fixes this problem
>>106739715less than 10
>>106739747You would rather proselytize to schizos than go to a place that stops this problem
Someone bake
>>106739595You did and still do. Even if you feel that now, you can get better
>>106739403It could have been worse, they could have started drama with you
>>106739995Someone else did that, and the friend group split. It is regrettable to have lost a close friend then too.
>>106740035>>106740035>>106740035Baked before the schizo could!
>>106740044>SexpestThat's a schizo bake though, at least use a different OP
>>106740044The right answer is always no bake>>106740036That happened to me too, internet people you know...
>>106740225It really is a mess. Sadly it seems that I took to shortest end of the stick in the end despite being more of a bystander
