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Alana the Frostfire Fox shitposter
+ discussion of Kirsche and Leaflit included

>YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlana
>Clips
https://www.youtube.com/@SmugAlanaVtuberClips
>VODs
https://www.youtube.com/@smugalanavods
>Twitter
https://x.com/SmugAlana
>Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/smugalana
>Discord
https://discord.gg/smugalana

Leaflit: https://www.youtube.com/@LeaflitAsari/
https://www.twitch.tv/Leaflit
https://kick.com/leaflit

Kirsche: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl/
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche

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Squishing slime Leaflit like a tub of gak
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discussing quetzacoatl and tezcatlipoca and their relation to FEMA with alana's cute smelly pink anus
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>people posting alana art under her twitter hashtag in the discord art channel that they didn't make just so they can get a (You) from Alana
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The fact that none of these girls do ASMR is a fucking crime. I need Leaflit to squeeze her slimy little body into my ears and eat my brain from the inside out so fucking bad
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hey anon who commissioned the art of kirsche eating alana, you should ask the artist to put a korsche in the last panel
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>>106740517
>Slime Leaflit will never reach her slime tendrils up your nose and pull your brain out like a mummy
Life just isnt worth living bros
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>>106740517
I need to hear fresh snow crunching noise while Alana is brushing her hair and whispering in my ears, a campfire crackling in the background
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>>106739478
>NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN STREAMING FOR YEARS WITH MY BIG CUTE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

>MY BIG ABOOBA! MY CUTE LITTLE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING 3VIEW SHES SO GROSS AND ONLY HAS A FEW THOUSAND SUBS AND FOLLOWERS AND I HAVE OVER 100,000 THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Holy shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute fox life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think Alana's final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent fox life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.

/vt/...they GET me!!!!

Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and curvy bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope we get more Alana vore art like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCK

NGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORROR

THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
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After it was plugged here a few times, I took the time to sign us up for the wrestling event. I'll be sure to update when the fights happen etc. But for now, we know who we are grouped with. We are in Group E:
>/fig/
>/jong/
>/news/
>/oji/
>/orc+/
>/smug/
>/tactical/
>/vrt/
>/vtwbg/
>/wvt/

Who do you think we'd have the best chance of beating up? Full list here: >>106739471
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https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_lXDmqZzM
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>>106741590
I assume you put Alana as our rep? I want to see Alana getting beat up
Probably /news/ though
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>>106740085
>She
dropped
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>>106741675
munya!
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>>106739478
Kitsunero:
https://www.twitch.tv/kitsunero
https://www.youtube.com/@Kitsunero

Rosiebellmoo:
https://www.twitch.tv/rosiebellmoo
https://www.youtube.com/@Rosiebellmoo

SquChan
https://www.twitch.tv/squchan
https://www.youtube.com/@SquChan

Berry Crepe:
https://twitch.tv/berrycrepe
https://youtube.com/@berrycrepe

Mintzey:
https://twitch.tv/mintzeymoon/
https://youtube.com/@mintzeymoon

Cypress:
https://twitch.tv/vtubercypress/
https://youtube.com/@vtubercypress

Amalgamyte
https://youtube.com/@amalgamyte
https://kick.com/amalgamyte

Paws
https://www.twitch.tv/paws
https://www.youtube.com/@pawsvtuber
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>>106741955
SquChan love!
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Tomics trying to groom Alana and weaken her mind to groom her better by playing a non-gendered version of All I Want For Christmas Is You
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>alana's dad has mongolian features
alana is a mystery meat slav
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>>106742536
Only the non-gendered part, and maybe the brainwashing part also, but the glowies maybe use this song to mk ultra people
Also she's karaokeing it at this exact moment
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>Alana karaoke
Amazing.
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>>106742646
if only she actually tried
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>>106742687
She tried really hard to sing bad on purpose.
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>>106742646
Clip it! I'm at work and can't listen
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>>106742898
It wasn't even good, she was purposefully singing badly and then got upset when people said it was bad
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>>106742898
https://files.catbox.moe/5c9t72.mp4
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>>106743037
Millennial generational disease, no cure found as of yet.
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Im here for Alana getting put in her place
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>>106743189
Struck a nerve huh?
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>>106743273
Congrats, you haven't developed at all since high-school
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>>106743428
This
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>>106743428
TRUTH NUKE
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peeling apart alana's asscheeks and singing christmas carols to her cute butthole
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>>106743428
Seethe
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>>106743500
>00
This anon is right
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>it's all women's fault waaaaaaaah
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>>106743914
>30-40 y.o. used up 304s sabotaging younger and more beautiful women
Go and marry your 60+ years old female surplus
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I hope AI opens up new avenues of making lives worse for women. Women need more bad things happening to them
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>>106744119
Unfortunately, we will get robot boyfriends before robot girlfriends.
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>>106744176
That's a good thing, if robot girlfriends came first it would be cancelled by the feminists because "muh the incels"
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Not many know, but feminism started as new-age cult worshiping Gaia (Mother Nature). There's probably scientology/dianetics duality to it to this day.
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buttah dawg shoots owner
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>>106743914
Important correction:
>it's swamphags' fault
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>>106744227
>he thinks robo girlfriends would be allowed regardless of where robo boyfriends are a thing or not
Kek these people are not consistent in their beliefs
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>"we don't have very many incels here"
sometimes I wonder, dear chatter, I really do
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>>106744879
From my understanding, Alana has very young audience, to the point where worrying about being incel is kind of moot.
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>>106744807
>Lesbians won't suck a silicon dick on a silicon man-doll
>Bi men will want to 3-some with male and female clankers
>Governments will see the potential to sedate the angry single men and will sell them as a way to avoid those mean and evil men attacking the innocent and harmless women in the street
They are already doing it/thinking of it in China to incentivise men to go back to work
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>>106742516
Fucking called it
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>I like shylily she's cool
the allegations...
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Alana, this is porn music...
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>>106745704
And even after everything Shylily still doesn't like her or follow her on Twitch
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>>106746431
People kiss ShyLily's feet for the sweet GameSups bux, it's not for Twitch numbers
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>>106746431
nobody likes dramahogs, they merely tolerate them
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>fucking 1 hour 30 minute mujin video about mizkif
yeah no thanks
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>>106747238
Mizkifslop*
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I'm sure this won't be horrifically biased against the guy
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>>106747405
yeah just like his Sinder one
totally fair and unbiased coverage
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>>106747238
Mujin gets a Tobs down
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holy shit mujin is so fucking cringe I can't take it
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>>106747602
Alana vored Sinder, and when she was digesting her, she rubbed and tapped her belly and said "There can be only one fire hound". You people are trying to re-write history making other chuubas vore Alana.
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>>106747870
fake and gay
https://files.catbox.moe/njvfz4.png
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>>106747923
that's how sinder got her snow model
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>>106747923
A drawing cannot change reality
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>>106748052
the drawing IS reality
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Feels like forever since foxu touched BRIDGE stuff.
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Why does Alana only have half her viewers today? Did she forget turn on her viewbots?
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>>106748486
They all saw the long ass >mujin video and noped out
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why should I watch alan when asmonbald is just her but better?
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>>106748634
asmonbald is not 2d anime girl
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>>106748790
you can just put a picture of alana spreading her asshole in the bottom right corner
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>>106748878
I don't know man, it's not the same without the anime girl voice.
Maybe in the future there will be a plugin in real time to convert any male voice into cute uwu. That way you can watch any content without a worry
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>>106742516
I like a hint of those kinds of eye and cheek features on russian women, especially as they grow older
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Whenever I hear the French man speak, I want to drain his balls empty like you wouldn't believe.
But I end up 'se branlant' to Alana's fire model anime milkies so I don't end up gay like the Columbian Parrot.
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>>106749157
I thought he was okay at first. Then I saw that one clip of him playing Love in Deepspace and got a primal “Nijinigger fujobait” vibe from him. Actually disgusted me, never listening to him again after that.
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Emiru was in a collab with Hasan's gf over the weekend
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>>106749588
what significance is this
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and of course when the girl tells a bunch of stories with no evidence, we believe
but when the male tells his own side of the story, we do not believe
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>>106749059
And the day your oshi gets married it just turns into Yuri and you don't feel as cucked as if it was a woman behind the model. What a dream !
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>Berry
Middle school girlfriend experience
>Alana
High school girlfriend experience
>Kirsche
College girlfriend experience
>Leaflit and Asari
Wife + Mother-in-law experience
>Kitsunero
Classmate acquaintance who preemptively friendzones you when you weren’t even interested in her
>Rosiebell
Girl you’re actually interested in, but you’ve convinced yourself that even if she DID like you back, you don’t deserve someone like her
>Amalgamyte
That one femcel sits across from you in the classroom who’s obviously interested in you, but you’re too creeped out to talk to her
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WOMEN BA- wait what?
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>>106749788
I thought Alana was against this? Why is she going along with the #MeToo?
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>>106749889
public opinion decided it was safe to dogpile Mizkif, so naturally that's Alana's opinion
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>>106749858
So Amalgamyte is best girl?
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I hate Mizkif as much as the next guy but this is all mostly just he said she said crap
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>>106749889
her mythic handlers told her to do it
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>"If you defame me, I will sue you"
>defames him
>sues her
WOWOWOWOW
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>>106750662
What was the defamation?
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kind of weird and a little desperate that mujin keeps making these fucking long shit videos about a situation that hasn't even concluded, but he needs those views
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Speaking of 3d-printed motors, Integza is an untapped gold mine for reactslop I think. Too bad those "recommend react video" things in discords are newbie traps.
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>>106751303
>Newbie trap
Only for Alanas discord. Other react vtubers actually use their recommended channel
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>>106749858
>>Kitsunero
>Classmate acquaintance who preemptively friendzones you when you weren’t even interested in her
Kino.
>SquChan
Real "one of the boys" kind of girl who somehow has zero sex appeal herself.
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>>106751370
there was an anon who said leaflit's was too but didn't really say why
alana's definitely is though
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>which 4view can I try to leech of off
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kirsche piss explosion
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it's over...
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okay smuggas hear me out...
nano voring alana. the ultimate betrayal
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>>106749858
Leaflit is the prime little sister experience. Leaflit + Asari is the; your father remarried and had a child with another woman experience (your half little sister and your step mom)
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>>106751452
Well the thing about leaflit is she is sort of like kirsche where you can just ask her in the chat if she heard about X or Y she might actually look into it.
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>>106752740
>"you thought you would get free art from me, but instead you ended up as my free lunch!"
For the record I don't give a shit about the """"drama"""" I just thought the line was funny
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where slime
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>>106756210
She had a stream for tonight on her schedule, but she's now a whole hour late for it :\
And nothing on xitter
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>>106756210
The slime girl went foraging for mushrooms and accidentally ingested Psilocybin.

Now she's taking 2 hours to read the birthday cards not realizing she forgot go live on Twitch/Kick (chat is just a hallucination)
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Usually when Latelit strikes this hard we get some kind of notice, damn.
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Has anyone else noticed that Leaflit's voice is noticably different than what it was 5 years ago?

>Leaflit 5 years ago
https://twitch.tv/asarimitsuha/clip/SuccessfulRudeOrcaHotPokket
>Leaflit 1 month ago
https://kick.com/leaflit/clips/clip_01K80B1HTCVKE6KAKHYGF1EDW8

Is this similar to how Alana's oshi whom is a pink rabbit that avoids interacting with her, initially used a cutesy voice but as time went on she no longer felt the need to use it?
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>>106757114
I remember Leaf saying a while back that she used to feel the need to put on a more cutesy voice while streaming as part of the act but doesnt bother anymore.
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>>106757114
>>106757162
Seems like a GFE to WfE evolution. Starts with makeup and unlimited sex and evolves into baggy eyes and "I have a headache". Congrats, she's officially married to you chatters !

>>106751435
Hi Squ !
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>>106740517
Alana rape asmr.
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>>106758286
yes please
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>>106758286
>étape 1
recording bed squeaking sounds (for the background)
>étape 2
record various samples of a woman whom sounds like Alana grunting, crying, squealing etc. (Alana getting raped)
>étape 3
record a wooden dowel sliding up and down a carpet/rug/soft blanket (dry penetration)
étape 4
record macaroni getting mix (this is when Alana's body inevitably betrays her)
étape 5
mix that shit together like Puff Diddy mixes roofies and baby oil to create Diddy Oil

Congratulations, you just produced Alana rape asmr.
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>>106758229
Her real voice sounds better than the cutesy one anyway
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>>106758561
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https://files.catbox.moe/0d53f4.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/n4g85w.ogg
https://files.catbox.moe/drlg88.mp4
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>>106759156
https://files.catbox.moe/4p2uj8.mp4
another one
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>we're gonna get into things quick tonight guys
>30 minute food tangent
Kek
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>>106759654
I hate this because the longer the talks about Yakisoba Bread, the longer Rev Sucks Cocksu is on screen.
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>>106759654
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>>106759654
I hope Lady Leaflit gets to see our birthday card today, I didn't eat for 4 months so I could save money to gift her a meme.
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I'm feeling ashamed at the moment, Mexicans outdoing us at resisting their government.
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>chat's being gallophobic over France's paternity laws
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btw wasn't she really strapped for time?
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>>106760577
Where do you think you are?
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>>106760562
Nigga everybody knows French people sleep around
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rana snakejobs
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>>106761038
>canonically 15 feet long
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>>106761239
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I'm 90% sure China Social Credit System is made up by journos and if such system actually exists in China, it's completely different from the memes and something more benign and reasonable.
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>>106763549
+10 social credit score
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Found another… /smug/coded? tuber named Katya Sable in my algo the other day
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cards, forgotten...
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>>106763549
as if credit score in the US is any better than any of that
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ADHD-inducing game
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>>106763975
She'll get to it, she still has time left. Even if not today she'll finish going through the card.
Leaflit isn't the type of person to just throw her fans off to the wayside and ignore something they've all made
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>>106764098
lol
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>>106748423
And that's a good thing. We have had BRIDgE like 3 times a week for larger part of year.
Not saying covering it is not important but it has to be done in moderation.
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>>106764315
Hard agree, don't want people to get fatigued
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>>106763744
Sell me on her
Does she also react to WoMeN bAd!!!1! videos?
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>slopnic
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Does anyone have the VOD of the stream where Alana was crying because of her dog or whatever? I want to jerk off to it again
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>>106765070
I've been masturbating to the thought of Alana secretly being churka who shlicks it to the thought of getting bleached by a Finngolian downie
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leaflit is going through the card again
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>>106765161
I'm going to sleep, she's probably just going to read 100 again
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Passionate make out session with Alana's anus
Leaflit handjob but she morphs a pussy onto her slime hand and fucks my cock with it
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What are the social and political implications of atttractive but older eggless women cosplaying /Smug/Alana?
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>>106766414
Shotas are winning
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rapeaya~
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>>106757114
It's natural for the voice to drift in 5 years but it also feels like old clip had a slight pitch shifter on.
On the other hand sneku debut stream yesterday felt more like absolutely busted and overcompressed microphone rather than voice changer (phones sound just like this when connection is shitty).
I don't know, maybe my ears are broken.
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>>106768132
cutelit
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https://streamable.com/h2ez5v
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Thank you, AI. Very cool!
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>>106764098
>Leaflit isn't the type of person to just throw her fans off to the wayside
Is this bait? This is exactly what she did to her existing audience when billionaire propaganda bux arrived in her mail
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I still can't believe Leaflit did a whole 6 hour stream glazing Jack Ma
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>>106763744
Seems like she's more /smug/ than some linked in >>106741955

>>106769513
Incredible, what would we do without gemini !
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>>106757162
This last year has had leaflit evolve into full blown "don't give a fuck" mode. People talk shit? She just makes fun of then Instead of arguing
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>>106770535
it's cope
one thing i do know is that she has a repeated pattern of "if people are going to say im x anyway then im going to do x" she must think as some kind of bit or routine for owning the libs when it really should be a moment of self-reflection
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>>106770535
i've already lost count of how many times she's had to walk back "people say i hate trans people but i say all the time i want trans people to have the same rights" and then immediately launch into a discussion or next story/video about how trans women have no place in normal women's x be it sports or otherwise

it's really a tiresome bit when she says she can't understand why people say things like people says she's racist, transphobic, elitist, etc. when you can just look at the kind of people she hangs around and the chat is more racist than she is when that's the type of people the content brings in.
but hey, the money, she's helping people, there are a lot of hungry and starving that rely on her, and fuck you if you try to take that away.

so basically what im trying to say is that she can keep saying "I don't give a fuck what people think about me" when the actual signaling is "there's nobody left who cares about me"
if she actually wants to talk shit and drop mics about telling an audience she talks out her problems and has no problems debating people that disagree with her then maybe she should start with all of the people over the last 5 years who left her because of her attitude towards the genre and bring them on the show with no moderation or cut aways and let people actually say what they think instead of continuing to run away from it. I can think of quite a few other vtubers and former close friends that would love the public opportunity.
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>>106770859
There's nothing inconsistent about that position. I will not elaborate further because there are rats who lurk these threads who will report people for disagreeing with them too hard.
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>>106770968
that's fine, I already know what the truth is no matter which way the discourse blows. the only thing that matters is if others will eventually actually see it or if they'll even bother to look at it when it appears again in front of them
these people are not celebrities nor are they gods and they need to stop being treated as such. they're no better than your drunk wine aunt at thanksgiving given a camera and time, and as such should be treated with the same responsibility and accountability that everybody else is held. at some point it is no longer the funny opinion of a cute anime girl as a bit and becomes straight up propaganda out of the mouth of a real person behind a microphone given podium
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>>106770859
Hi Tomics. “Trans rights” does not mean having the right to have a biological advantage in women’s sports, when the whole point of split genders in sports is to ensure a fair playing field. Nor does it mean the right to use the women’s bathroom, when the whole point of split gender bathrooms is that girls don’t want to sit where a guy’s dick and balls have been touching, and when trannies don’t even need to remove their dick to be considered a woman according to liberals. Nor does it mean the right to not have trans mass shooters counted as left-wing violence in statistics, which just leads to them being retardedly counted as right-wing just because most trannies happen to be white.

Your rights stop when they intrude upon the rights of others. Your rights stop when they’re just meant to create tranny supremacy instead of actual equality.
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if i need to simplify it for a certain person;
the reason people disagreed and left isn't because they've got woke mind virus and turned on you. it's because they felt betrayed that you lied to them for several years and you've completely lost touch with reality and detached if this truely the person you've always wanted to be behind their backs.
people change over time though, and that's fine, everything ends at some point, but it's not a militarization effort and nobody is "out to get you" be it the government or foreign agents or whatever delusion you want to put in y variable. just own up for the shit that comes out of your mouth and realize that the common denominator between all the of the problem you've had with other people is you. start with yourself before approaching others.

I yield back the remainder of my time
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i'm here to rape alana and chew bubblegum
and i'm all out of gum
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>Alana’s face seeing bbc
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>>106742516
loads of east slavs, finns, estonians and swedes have some asian features
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Getting a nursing handjob from Kirsche as shecommentates in her newscaster voice!
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Having CNC sex with Fire Alana while Frost Alana struggles in an ice cage grunting and yelling BLYAAT
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>>106773939
>CNC sex
CQC sex
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>>106774275
No. CNC sex it is
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>>106774786
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>>106771288
tomics is NOT gonna like this post
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remember in the last shoe video where alana's chat was unironically calling someone a pickme
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I wish Alana pissed in my mouth each time she takes a break
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>brother mentioned
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>>106776894
what was she watching recently that had like an ugly woman with a deep voice and tomics was immediately shitting his pants because chatters were questioning its gender
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Alana lives near a coffee shop
>>106778047
That was the thing where that woman? molested some guy on her stream and everyone pretended to get really really upset about it
I say pretended because everyone stopped caring about it two weeks after
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Brother mentioned again
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alana's smelly crusty panties
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>>106778219
I don't know if people stopped caring, but they realized nothing was going to happen about it. They got her banned for like a day, so I guess they just called it a win and moved on. it wasn't really worth crusading about anyways.
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>>106778219
>Everyone stopped caring
So like 90% of internet drama?
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Alana would be saying the exact opposite of this entire little rant if it was Emiru
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women are... LE BAD
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Alana is talking about boy's boners again.
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>>106779091
>Le
I haven't seen ironic posting like this since 2017, you been hiding under a rock
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Alana really is losing her shit about this round of womenbad reactslop
do you think she's on her period?
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>>106779426
I think she's ovulating actually.
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>>106779467
>>106779426
IIRC e-girls tend to get more superchats when they are ovulating, are there public stats somewhere to look at?
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todays yapping has been abysmal
get it together fox woman
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so much false equivalence in chat
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>Alana actually looks for this shit on TikTok
Sweetie, we'd all be better off if you just didn't
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>>106779522
I'd believe that a woman's drive to find a mate goes into overdrive and affects their demeanor during ovulation.
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Alana sounding a lot like Mizkif right now
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>>106779705
Alana’s chat is full of 12 year olds and unironic actual incels who can’t form coherent thoughts and nuanced takes.
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Brother mentioned again
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>>106779908
she really is ovulating huh
>>106779467
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>>106779467
My assumption too, she didn't crash out today like last week when TTS interrupted her, the thought that she crashes out the most during her period struck me
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"Men killing each other makes me hot" yeah sure Horny Alana
And now praising the cumshot

>>106779999
Nice quads
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>>106780828
she must work out
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>>106779999
>fingering yourself so good that you have an orgasm so intense that it breaks your neck
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>I watched the whole thing
heh
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coming up next... yet ANOTHER video asmongold has already reacted to
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>>106782119
So that's why Alana doesn't look at her react recommendation channel in her Discord and uses it as a newbie trap, she just looks at what Asmon has watched and just copies that
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didn't Alana react to this story before?
why is she acting retarded?
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>>106782902
no I don't think so
she hasn't watched that video at least
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dead grifter general
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>>106784335
I'm starting to miss the Sinder poster, it was funny to argue

>>106784296
I want that on my face
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I got a peekle gift sub
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>>106782119
exactly. i'll just watch him instead
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>>106772920
Add her in, /smug/bros
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buy an ad
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>>106785452
>"my husband"
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>>106785509
By husband, she means chat
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Content of first 90 minutes of tomorrow's stream confirmed
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>>106785648
predictions time
I predict that it went well, everything went smoothly, and there were no problems whatsoever
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>>106785452
Sell me on her
Does she have a cute laugh?
Does she react to women bad slop?
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leaflit said she would finish the card today
>>106785648
I can't wait for storytime
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I wanted to check Leaflit's stream that was watching yesterday and I can't find it. The one where she reacted to the Mexican protests.
Is it just me or this piece of shit Twitch didn't save the vod?
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>>106785839
Oh no 2d woman who doesn't want men to turn their back definitively on women, the absolute horror, how dare she ?
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>>106786937
doesn't seem like it, it looks like the VOD was split because the slopnic game and birthday card reading sections are there
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It's slime time lads.
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>>106787191
Ugh...
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>>106786937
try kick VODs or be satisfied with edited video on youtubes
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>deer voyeurism
Nice stream opening
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>>106787578
She lives out in the sticks, I'm jealous
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>>106787664
We have a whole family of the fucking things roaming through our yard constantly, it loses its novelty after a while.
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>>106787664
that's ironic, because I want to stick my penis in her butt
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>>106787191
That's not OK.
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>>106787701
Yeah, they shit every where and it's a fucking minefield of black pebbles after the snow melts.
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>>106787895
free, organic fertilizer
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>>106788057
I know you jest, but it doesn't work as such.
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I may have to stop watching Alana
I just cannot stand the screeching laugh
anytime she finds something funny, I am bracing myself for it, which makes it hard to enjoy the streams
I don't know if she's always done it or if, for some reason, its a new thing she's doing, but once I noticed it, I cannot ignore it.
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>>106789504
There’s only one girl in /smug/ with a good laugh, and that’s Berry
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>>106789658
>good
Not the word I'd use
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>>106789658
ywnbs (you will never be /smug/
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>>106789504
It's recent, and it's incredibly annoying. She's just copying someone else, probably Pippa or Henya. Just like how she did with the Faggot4chan AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE, and Caseoh fat jokes
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>slopnic
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>>106791083
Sega must have delivered a fat bag for how much it's being played
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>>106790011
it weird because I have a vague memory of her laughing in some react video being one of the main reasons I even started watching her; she has a nice laugh. but now its like a 50/50 chance she's just going to screech like a retard instead
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>>106791364
Can you find a side-by-side comparison? I'm apparently too retarded to have noticed the change
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>>106791364
I miss when she used to laugh like a villain.
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Starting to wonder if every part of Alana is just a copied bit from another streamer
if I find out some other streamer does 3 2 1 boom, I'm gonna lose it
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>>106791619
>tfw /smug/ has given alana more original background/lore/whatever else than she herself ever has
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>>106791822
I'm honestly not bothered about a vtuber not being autistic about their lore. I mean there isn't even a reason for there being two different Alanas.
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>>106792003
Wasn't she originally an arctic fox and then became a duel model as a reference to some MMO shit. (I remember her explaining it long ago but I don't remember it anymore)
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It bothers me that Alana has art, alerts and even one of her main animations has her dual models fusing into one, yet she doesn't actually have that fused model, neither a live2D or 3D. it also bothers me that things like the opening animation has her dual models being separate at all, as if they are 2 foxes, rather than a single schizo fox capable of swapping elements, let alone fusing with herself
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>>106792073
she did it to copy sinder
real answer: yes, she did frost and fire because it's a spec for mages in WoW and she thought it was cool
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the fire form is for chlamydia flare ups and the frost form is for soothing hemorrhoids
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>>106792627
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Which gives more brainrot?
r/SmugAlana
or
https://www.tiktok.com/@smugalana
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>>106793349
can I say both are terrible?
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>MentisWave
Oh cool I like his content
>it's about Destiny
Oh never mind
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>Asari’s daughter owns an ASMR microphone despite necer doing ASMR
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>>106795556
this is why I find covering lolcows boring. "X did something stupid" whoa no shit, who could have guessed
>>106795603
she jokingly did it that one time during that arc raiders stream where she opened that gift from the devs
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>>106795603
>>106795638
She said she wants to make "Your little sister shits on you for sucking at League" ASMR as a joke
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>>106795664
>your little sister (hag) shits on you for sucking at League
Little does she know that there's no such thing as a joke ASMR
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>>106795694
>there's no such thing as a joke ASMR
Even those with your girlfriend screaming at you? I remember seeing those way back earlier in the year or something, but apparently they've been taken down.
You're telling me people either find comfort in, or jerk off to, those?
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>>106795694
I'm pretty sure those "your boyfriend fucking dies in a car crash" ASMRs are a joke
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>>106795820
Anon
Thanks for the laughs: https://youtu.be/fSRxeJi5Z5w
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>page: 9
Leaflit's doing one final reaction for the YT channel before ending stream and sleeping
Says she'll be on SideScrollers soon with Kirsche
Tomorrow's an irregularly sponsored stream + the other stuff she couldn't do on stream today I don't know if she read the cards today
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>>106797180
>spoiler
she did not
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Nux:
>Thanks for the raid Leaflit, we were just discussing if it's normal at a family dinner to talk about the stock market.
>like if it's a bubble, just sell everything and then rebuy it all after the dip…
>…
>Leaflit?

Live Leaflit reaction:
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i love my chudtubers
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>>106797233
it's just funny at this point.
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EEPY
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>>106795820
I didn't know about the weird ASMR rabbit hole, that shit's crazy
>>106795694
I just found "Cute and clumsy girlfriend accidentally commits manslaughter", yeah the LoL ASMR would not be either a joke or too unhinged
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>>106800619
she's doing her best okay
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>>106801623
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>>106802438
She's so cute when she stops yapping, but after a while I start to miss her kek
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>>106802438
her mouth looks like it's been sewn shut
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Leaflit on Side Scrollers right now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs6zw6iJjOE
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Did Leaf cook that trailer for them?
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>>106804178
she did yeah, she showed it on her stream yesterday
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This Side Scroller segment reminds me of why I never watch fleshtubers holy fuck how absolutely pathetic
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>>106800619
>>106802416
And I think the other 100 cards she read the other day were a miracle. For a moment she was getting into classic Sonic cartoon and asked "should we watch an episode chat?" before reading the cards. She was told to just read the card first.
Of course at the end of the card reading she was too tired and ended things without watching said episode, so if she had decided to just watch "one" sonic cartoon then no card reading would have happened again.
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>>106805853
Thankully she only has to be tard wrangled one last time to get it finished
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>>106806077
hopefully
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rape
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So the final member of tomorrow's collab is... Blabs? Ok
Won't be watching myself, I love my /smug/ chuubas but don't care enough about Side Scrollers to buy a membership
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>>106807743
speaking of rape
https://x.com/SmugAlana/status/1990862122847490318
alana was getting raped all night yesterday and couldn't get any sleep. chill out on the rape smuggas
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>>106807887
I did that
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>>106806077
She's like a little girl asking for permission. When she knows she won't be able to concentrate and finish what she needs to do.
Prime little sister experience.
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>>106807887
rape correction required, she should be used to it by now
>>106808011
my hag sister can't be this cute!
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>>106807887
Now you all have to watch Kirsche instead
https://www.twitch.tv/Kirsche
https://kick.com/kirsche
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Uw2IglW8c
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>>106807887
She was ovulating I could help myself
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>>106808388
Couldn't*
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>kirsche reddit hate thread
starting off strong
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I expected the reddit crap to be about her calling ICE on the non English speaking Door Dash people, not Ethnoguesser
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>>106809323
it's exactly what I expected, people just making up random things and just calling kirsche a nazi
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>>106808316
Yes, but I still like "aboba" more than "munya"
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>>106809541
munya > aboba
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>>106809927
Agree to disagree
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>>106808316
Holy booba
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>>106810046
of course
alana and kirsche should press their buttholes together and kiss
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Comfy riot stream with no buttah dawg model...
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I heard someone say the faggot word
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>How can you have a lifted truck and be on the left?
Welcome to Michigan, Kirsche
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TIME FOR RIOT MODE
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>>106810531
yay
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>>106810279
She has been summoned
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I was looking forward to seeing Reddit seethe, but comfy riot streams are always welcome
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I didn't know we had at least 3 different kirfags /here/
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>>106810634
retard
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>>106810681
no u
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>>106810732
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>broke two of kirsche's nails
>still one of the better experiences kirsche has had
grim
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What are the fags riled up about today just tuning in
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>>106810634
Wait are you actually surprised kirsche gets talked about when she's included in the OP?
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>>106810235
Korsches go home ! And also smugglers, let them some privacy bakas !
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>>106811312
maybe he meant kirsche chatters
I doubt kirsche/leaflit chatters are as terrified of 4chan as alana chatters
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First look at shading https://files.catbox.moe/cyvada.jpg
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>>106811350
Everytime Alana watches parrot4chan on stream she tells chat that 4chan is full of degens and "chat, never go on 4chan please". Chatters must now think we're a mystic cult or something
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>>106811709
Good, keep as many underage and normalfags out as possible
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>>106811700
looking good
also
>>106740706
the korsche would be a nice addition and would be simple enough (I think)
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I consider it nothing short of a miracle that some schizo has never shown up to one of these things and opened fire
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>>106740706
>>106811816
Asked, got a no, go ahead and photoshop it in I guess
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>>106811914
Showing the nails grabbing a cylindrical object, she knows what she doing
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>>106811920
fair enough, it's pretty late into the process to request new things
>>106811914
super pretty
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>>106811700
The ancient technology known as screenshots, lost to time. An old relic of more advanced civilizations
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>>106812035
Apparently you can't screenshot in LatAm I guess.
No but for real, the guy apparently has PC trouble
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Antifas defending the police is terrifying as a non-US who will soon see this happening in his country
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>>106812220
These are Islamic enforcers not proper police
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we're the little nugget of fun
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>>106812035
>>106812077
I thought he's doing it deliberately to prevent art theft or something
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>a word rhyming with jannies
LMAO I should have expected that but didn't
Would be a comfy riot stream if not for the pathetic cops. Holy shit I am mad.
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https://x.com/LeaflitVT/status/1990914615077658855
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>>106812669
God that skit was the funniest shit I've ever fucking seen
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>>106812669
I don't get it.
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>>106812799
>>106812799
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>>106811914
I cannot even begin to understand/relate to the female fascination with long nails

I could find the love of my life but if she liked having claws like this (real or fake) I don't think I could cope



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