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Why the fuck does no chuuba want to watch Jason bourne instead?
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>>106834943
Only men understand Bournekino.
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>>106834943
The shakycam ruins things. Still not as bad as the editing in Taken though
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I prefer Jason Statham-slop myself.
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>>106834943
As much as I prefer Bourne kino. It help popularize shakey cam fight scenes which made lots of action movies suck ass since they kept trying to imitate it.
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Jason Bornn are incel. Wick eat many pussy.
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>>106834943
women love keanu
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>>106834943
ya know... Wick 1 was great. He's after the people that killed his dog and stole his car because they were the last memories of his deceased wife
2 just got way out there
>ok the hotel where assassins stay also has an elaborate call center to put out bounties
>and now every assassin in the world is out to get him
Give me a few named, well built up assassins like it's fucking MGS3 he has to go against the fear and the end and all that shit but also there's a bunch of nobody assassins as well for him to fight between the big ones
but of course the one named assassin they do create is just kind of killed off partway into the movie unceremoniously to make way for more really fast like 10 second kills where he never struggles despite being wounded
really hated the ending too as the global hit is put out on Wick... again. And now he's comically running away as more and more people get the call his contract goes into effect in one hour.
I don't know what 3 and 4 look like, don't really want to know, but 2 really reads like they never meant to make a sequel and scrambled to flesh out this world
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>>106834943
Bourne is old, zoomers don't know it and hags already saw it.
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>>106835752
they did him dirty in Wrath of Man
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>>106834943
maybe because the Bourne movies suck a bag of dicks? John Wick isn't much better, but at least the first one is decent.
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jason jump cuts
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>>106838510
it just gets worse. I couldn't even make it through 3 after Halle Berry showed up
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>>106834943
Because the Bourne movies are a shitty franchise only murricans and retards brainwashed by nsa propaganda enjoy.
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>>106838935
The first one is better than decent, it's pretty good. That is unfortunately more than enough reason for people to prop up a series of bad movies.
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>>106842174
Supremecy was a decent follow-up, and ultimatum was flawed but wrapped things up at least. I've heard there's been one or two more, but never heard anything good about them
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Bourne movies are great. But after watching the end of the first movie again recently, there's a bunch of things wrong with the end. Between the way the final scenes play out that make no sense and the terrible sound effects. Anyways, I love those movies, but the 4th movie was pretty crap and unnecessary, but the Bourne Legacy I consider very under rated. John Wick 1 is brilliant, 2 is okay but started to take the piss. The rest of the movies are fucking stupid.
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>>106834943
kino is lost on women
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>>106834943
>Jason bourne
What movie is that gramps?
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>>106834943
The last Bourne movie is 4 months older than Kizuna Ai, it's too old to be relevant to vtubers.
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>>106834943
Jason Bourne sucks
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>>106851642
this
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>>106835752
Now we're talking



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