Good morning.

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You know I'm kinda glad it's been taking a while. I've been procrastinating on a little video for the release of the collage so all this extra time will finally maybe set me up to finish it.

>>106865079
I too hope to see it finished one day.

I think /jong/ should jail barracuda trials are pretty fun

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雀傑と雀豪を繰り返してしまう人の課題3選【麻雀講座】

guys what would be something that only a guy would know or say? mahjong vtubers

You'll never get our secrets you deceptive whore. Never.

>>106867376
>that's a good price, but if you can take another $100 off I'll buy today.

what are you buying anon?

>>106867553
I'm buying the game that you just lost

these ops get worse every day

>>106867756
okay evilanon. i have to say, that really pissed me off. now please answer my question? pretty please?

>>106867810
Certainly. It's BOO! fufufufu

>>106867376
despite being 13% of the population, niggers are 52% of criminals

I'm brown and obnoxious
I moderate a board for vtubers online
I'm a fraction of the fan base but control all the discourse online

>>106867376
at this point I'm starting to think only a man would say "here you go collage anon I finished my square"

>>106868647
Use your power for good and deny the use of vt to any chuuba who doesn’t play making. This is a niner board now until the rest of the industry changes

We'll call it the great mahjong revolt of 25.

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>>106872837
hello

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>>106872837

Where were (You) during the great mahjong revolt of 25?

at work probably

Me too V_V.

There's like ten of us how would a revolt work

>>106867376
Only a man would say sanma is for women

Sanma is for women, though.

only a man knows how to draw a glass of liquid that is a quarter full and then draw it if it were to be tilted 45 degrees

jj should try for us

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draw the water-level jj

I can hear her brain misfiring from here.

h-huh?

Exactly.

>>106878441
the glass with water on the left has been tipped 45 degrees as shown on the right, draw where the water should be

no i get that but like, i don't know how to do that and honestly i don't feel like drawing that or thinking

the absolute state of sanma players

ROAR

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did i do it right?

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the absolute state of jj that I've woken up to today

i think ive seen enough glasses of booze to know what it looks like! (sober, no longer drinking, healthy)

g-guys??

>>106879131
you got it right which means you're probably above average foid intelligence

i remember chemistry class and that gravity is a thing

>>106878998
Basically right, the level being off can be attributed to error in drawing it rather than misunderstanding basic fundamentals of reality.

Gravity is a myth.

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so like, im smart, huh? ufufufu you anons owe me an apology

>>106880085
>so like, im smart, huh?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You're still /jong/'s cutest little retard. You're just not pants on head retarded.

i passed your silly chemistry test! im smart and a man!

Smug JJ is cute...

>>106880375
She craves and requires breeding levels of correction.

jj confirmed trans

>>106875280
I miss her bros.

How would (You) pleasure jj's feminine penis?

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There's something seriously wrong with some of you.

>>106880743
You can't blame jj and khubie for being women. You CAN blame furry for being French, however.

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I think Jelly should stream mahjong again

>>106881265
Invaders should have done a mahjong offcollab in japan.

Reminder: Jellyjonger HATES jelly AND Jelly.

What about jong?

>>106882413
She HATES (You) and LOVES me.

>>106882547
JJ hates her former league teammate? How rude.

>>106882615
>JJ hates her former league teammate
Yes. She desperately wanted an excuse to post her tits /here/ but the jong team FAILED her.

>>106882719
That was qbs fault though. Women sabotaging each other.

All You Need Is JONG

>>106882719
>He thinks she'd have followed through with that when she can't even finish the drawing or the fanfic
lol

>>106884126
I belieb

>>106868647
proctorchama is that you

If I were a cute girl I would be a Mahjong vtuber.

if I were a mahjong vtuber I would quit and come back to do flesh pachinko videos and occasionally fleshstream mahjong

>>106885720
So... Gomori?

pachinko mankino

https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
not mahjong vtuber dragons dogma

anon convinced me to redownload dragon's dogma

>>106888537
its pretty based, havent played dd2 yet, need to look into if its still bad / i have to upgrade my pc

>>106888810
just upgraded my pc but still shan't dd2 or jwilds because the optimization is insulting and I don't like making my room hot

Goodnight everyone.

>>106889076
Nighty night anyon

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How hard would it be to implement riichi mahjong into Project Zomboid? Vtubers

>>106890818
Depends, if there's already a board game/card game mod that allowed more than one player to interact with the same UI you could piggyback off of that code and implement tiles, yaku, game rules and such into that. If not you'd need that sort of frontend first before you could even start to make the game itself. Provided of course that you already know Lua

>>106890818
don't attach my emote edit when discussing that dogshit video game thank you

>>106890921
It's a good game sir.

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Vivi on the mahjong grind shelfhttps://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf

>>106893772
She's playing friendlies and singing

Imma steal her shelf.

Good morning.

steal the shelf and let's make a jong boat so we can sail to australia (afraid of water, can't swim, seasick)

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>can't swim

I'm throwing her in the deep end without floaties.

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KEELHAUL THAT FILTHY LANDLUBBER
SEND HER DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW
MAKE THAT BASTARD WALK THE PLANK
WITH A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A YO HO HO

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>>106900861

Based. Drown the woman.

i am your captain. you can't do this to me.

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>>106902198
I do what I want

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>Can't swim
Only black people can't swim unironically.

I can swim. I just haven't in 15 years

It's like riding a bicycle

I can swim. I CAN'T ride a bicycle.

we got sea people in the thread
bronze age niggas be quaking in their boots

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>>106903671
Next /jong/ meat up I'm bringing a bicycle with training wheels and an AMOS numbers set

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I like the implication that before and during your meat up there is this goofy tailgate sideshow shit going on outside, like anon is just there riding his bike with training wheels while bants are had all around

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It would be nice if half of /jong/ wasn't separated by the Specific Ocean

the burgers are all too schizo to meat up anyway

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>>106905301
>the burgers
I've done meat ups with internet people before. It's weird when everyone is well adjusted and normal when you actually meet them for the first time outside of the net.

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I look like a (handsome) (my mom told me so) caveman who's balding down the middle so anything I say will come off as well-adjusted due to the juxtaposition, I think

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>balding
Please don't come to the meet up, we don't want you spreading that around

oh wow i didn't know we had the whole ass navy in this thread. wow anons. you guys can swim. incredible.

being able to swim is the default state

>>106906096
You didn't learn to swim when you were like 5?

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>>106906096
I read this in the sarge's voice from that kubrick movie

We could've done a meet up if anons were able to swim.

i had swimming lessons as a child but that didn't go too well. i can't float at all.

zero body fat uoh

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Imagine not being able to swim

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I'm reckoning with the fact that there are multiple anons (minorities I presume) that cannot swim

pushing anons into pool at the meat up

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The place we'll be at during the armo meat up does actually have a pool

Bring a bike as well so anon can learn how to ride one

build a jong boat! sail to australia! find the legendary australian dama cat!

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I know how to sail but i don't have a boat

>>106908393
jj how do you plan on sailing across the pacific if you can't even swim

If Brisbane is anything like Sydney it'll be littered with hundreds of rideshare bicycles anyway

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I once went to brisbane and the day after I left a crazy muslim tried to stab a bunch of people on the other side of the block that I was staying at

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mikoanon doesn't know it yet, but he's coming to the meat up too

I'm not going to Australia to learn how to ride a bike.

We don't want browns here anyway

He's pretty benign if he can't steal your bike though

i dont need to swim, silly. we'll all be in the boat!

doragon is bricked up rn thinking about playing sea of thieves with jellyjonger

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>>106911215
I hate that you know I was thinking about SoT

>>106911437
Of course I know what you're thinking, all /jong/ers are my tulpas

>>106912585
xapitan...

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>>106912873
Dead.

Glad I'm not a "famous" jonger. I will never be your tulpa.

I'll captain the next jong team if you all agree to be team nigger

I can ride a bike and swim though

It's not like you've robbed any banks in your lifetime, right anon?

capturing xapitan! hauling him to australia! mooring him there!

draw the square and write the fic, woman.

I have no respect for on'na

>its almost thanksgiving and jj still hasnt written the fic or colored the square

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>>106916079

uuuuu but tummy hort and i gotta do my running reps...

quit being lactose intolerant

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Nina accepted my Switch friend request

>>106919414
What a whore.

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>>106920004
I wish. All we ever did was play Mario Kart together

>first thing former mahjong vtuber turned pachinko fleshtuber gomochi does in the morning is go to a pachinko parlor
grim. i could probably save her though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcWKeuV1BTI
chuuba

evens get carne asada fries
odds cook the chicken in my fridge
0 kms

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I left pekora strim on, went to eat, went to shit, came back, and she's still on this prison arc of the game fighting this enemy type which I saw like an hour ago
maybe I was wearing the nostalgia goggles while remembering how great ff8 was
mahjong vtubers

ok
evens stream ddda yuzu
odds stream ddda assassin girl
0 get drunk irresponsibly and stream mahjong

>>106920132
keep playing mk with her and eventually shell put out, its a porn plot for a reason

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>>106925877
>shell

Late night jong?
Majsoul Friends Room 85567(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85567

>>106926614
3/4

>>106926614
Started!

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>>106926614
well jonged

>>106926614
wj

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>>106926614
well jonged!

Well jonged (Fuck you Hiroshima, I ain't giving you my email)

>>106927974
why would the city of hiroshima want your email?

https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
im ignoring the noombers and playing an old magick archer

Goodnight everyone.

I should have went to bed, but I can't resist making ESLs chimp out

forever jong
I want to be forever jong

>>106929945
anon what are you going to do with all of those ojisans?

>>106929945
I love this shotacon aunt

australian yuzus jongin'.

death to jong

Good morning.

>>106932585
This looks very jiggable

>>106938572
Could have sworn we've jigged that yuzu already

I'll jig you. Check these trips!

these protein farts are ruining my life

Stop drinking, jelly.

farting is gross. don't ever insinuate i fart again.

You need to prove you're a woman first.

I can't stop, I'm dying

Now I'm shittin'

Nina farts

I'm ripping too much ass

Stop it, and check these dubs!

>>106938572
don't make it too big or we'll suffer on the white background

Boo!

>>106935868
cute creature

>>106935868
ugly creature