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>>107373471Where am I?
I see you too are a cultured embed enjoyer.
FUCK I ALWAYS FORGET THE SUBJECT
Beggers can't be choosers I guess.
I'm looking for a Mr. GerJohn GerHave you seen him?
>>107373612He is I. What is it you need?
>>107373927Is your refrigerator running?
>>107373974Yes in fact it is, I've spent all day trying to catch it.
>>107374027Oh. Um. I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it comes home soon.
Should I buy a deep fryer so I can make my own carne asada fries?
deep fry in a wok instead unless you're deep frying daily or have a family
>>107374285Just use a heavy bottomed pot or dutch oven and get a candy thermometer. Much more versatile
But the vevor Chinese deep frier is like $100
where's the gbf lobby?
>>107374672
>>107374818I don't see the room in the list
>>107374940change region and language to any
>>107374961Did, none are named big win
>>107375003reset room settings to default try again now?
>>107375057Got it
i think qb SUCKS
Rip room
kicked me out to the menu for some reason, ggs
>Jelly Pippa collab>it's reddit react instead of jong
>>107375880Did you expect anything else from reactkin?
>reactkinkeyed, watching now
>AI post review collab
what flight stick did anon buy?
>flight stickDCS doko?
>>107376619A mayflash f300
You could have had one of the 10 Madcatz TEs in bought for $10-20 ea when people were transitioning to PS4
catz are mad creatures
I miss my madcatz rat 7, it was my favorite mouse and they stopped making them
>>107377050good post
I bought a wok and 7 pounds of beef tallow. These are going to be the best carne asada fries
>didn't get a multiple gallon bucket of duck fatngmi
I need to go to the kitchen supply store to see what kind of fries they have, shan't cut my own
>>107377551Just get a fry press, it's a lot better
I will order a family sized fries from uber eats
>>107377619That adds like 8 more steps to my meal, do y is I think I'm made of time buster???
>>107377823Holy shit my phone autocorrect is cancer, I hate Google keyboard so much
>>107377823It's worth it, fresh cut fries are a lot better than frozen ones.
sir I'm trying to eat, not spend hours cooking
This subject of this thread is officially /yuzu/ - yuzu general where we talk about ALL things yuzu
How long do I deep fry a Yuzu and at what temp?
>>107379456325 for 2 minutes and then back in at 375 for 1
yuzu
No thankzu
what does yuzu smell like?
Currently shitting
BOO!
I wish I was shittin'
>>107385676my wish is coming true
>/mjg/ melty over someone playing so poorly TO has to remove his games>it wasn't homeless anonI'm pleasantly surprised
>>107385847And there’s no way it’s a jonger because e are a bastion of high quality mahjong
>>107385847>xapitans crush
Goodnight everyone.
nini
qbump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSDsEoe4XhE
>French clip of a briteww
>xapitan has a crushwho is it?
Is there anything you do know JJ? Also good morning.
i know stuff okay? so who is it??
>>107395189Its non
im not falling for that.
>She doesn't knowjajajaja
Good morning.
BWEEEH
owned bitch
Imagine being banned, lmao.
I've never been banned from anyone's chat.
imagine being logged in to watch streams, you're all going in every spreadsheet even if you have don't show up in chat selected in whatever twitch extension it was
Imagine caring
Bold of you to assume getting groomed by a streamer isn't part of my plan.
>>107396228send a ban appeal, also share the chuuba
>>107395398>jajajajabegone br*wnie
my /jong/ tomadachis...
He should have fed me.
sex with akosex with vtubers
The tiles, Mason...
I play with training wheels I know exactly what they mean
where's the /jong/ drama? i want drama like /mjg/
>>107407022we aren't getting any without a tourney, put on the meido outfit and become a TO
>>1074071115 entrants0 games queued
A CLIP, ABOUT MAHJONG! https://youtu.be/IB8NUKnZwbM
Didn't ask + you're French
we love the french here
Pffft no we don't.
I bet furry uses bug stick
>>107404915i'm personally triggered by this post
>>107409751wth is bug stick?
>>107410078You wouldn't get it
>khubie>jellyjonger>ninaWhich one of these three has the biggest penis?
qb is a 40 year old man
I am a 33 year old man
>>107412417True, but is her penis bigger than Nina's and jellyjonger's?
>>107412486yes
>futaBOOOOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG
>futa on male
>male on female, loving relationship
I like NTR the most
mine is the biggest and cutest because im the captain (former, still valid, not jongin')
>PowerNelson streaming for the first time in a yearI think he should jong
I think (You) should jong
hmm... nyo
i'm already jongin
I said that but I'm not jonging either I'm playing nukige
>>107414004stream it
>>107414025I don't think I can do that plus it would just be me trying and failing to read nihongo
I'm at work
>>107414054I said stream it
>>107414374I said no
>>107414409bweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
new ayako outfit is cute jj
Worst character in the game on god frfr
>on god frfrStop being young
I was using it ironically no cap
cute! but im not sure it's worth whatever they're charging for it (plus i made an impulse buy for christmas and i shouldn't spend more money)
>>107415229what size of horsecock did you buy?
>>107415229how much alcohol was it
I had to spend $1000 on a windshield because of trucks spilling rocks all over the road
im sober now! i bought an electric guitar! of course, it was a red guitar and no, i suck at it, but it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside plus it's very cool and stuff.
>im sober now!
blud thinks she's bocchi the yui the keion
Clearly she meant she's sober at this very moment
>>107415526sugoi, you should play us a little something one day
Don't come back until you can do through the fire and flames
wonderwall doko
Xapitan on the water
You should be able to play Barrios by the end of March
basarios is a bad jonster
on of my greatest regrets in life is not staying with learning the guitar
one of my greatest regrets was not rolling a 0
this chuuba is drawing Hannerhttps://www.twitch.tv/ratsssstar
>>107420255>overdue commsyou commissioned this hanner didn't you
>>107420391:3
>>107418586You can always come back to it and learn again, nothing is set in stone anon you can always pick up a new skill well into your life.
>>107420671youre right, its just i have less free time now sorta kinda and osteoarthritis in my middle finger from gaming too hard
Milk is jonging https://www.twitch.tv/milkuols
>Pippa ghosting againGrim
off collabs are shit anyway
>>107423942nini
Good morning /jong/
>vtuber live2d mama messaged me so she could wrap up my model and use it for advertising>I was meant to be streaming mahjong again over a year ago but never got my shit together>any money that I could have spent on rigging went out the window the instant I crashed my car>even if I run back to America and live in my mom's basement I'd still be months behind being able to get started againFuck my stupid homeless chud life. Mahjong vtubers
Better to start fixing it now than to let it sit and only get worse.
>>107429820at least you don't live at home and still can't stream, my 2.0 has been in the works for months and I will probably never use it for more than youtube not homeless *yet* tho
Vivi streaming a mahjong tourney MALE ON STREAM WARNING https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf
wwyd2p is dora
>>107432099>no bakyouthe client
>>107432178it was the 3rd discard of the round there was nothing special going on
>>107432203even scores in E1 with the only discards being honors it's 8s
>>107432249i discarded 9s, ig 8s is better for sakigiri
>>1074320998s for sure, but 9s wasn't bad.
>>1074322969s is fine too for the pinfu improvement on 4s
Boo!
>>107429820retard, you can't make money as a male
unironically do fujobait.
I bet he has too much pride lmao
The only person who has the voice for fujobait here is furry
if you spoke japanese the market for shota is probably pretty big, all women are pedophiles
RON!
You're in furiten
Look at these guys trying to hid from mehow dare they
>>107443503>hid
>>107440397homeless anon has the voice for it too
>>107440397what qualifies as a fujobait voice?
>>107445759Accent for white women
sex with white women
I need a tierlist of fujobait voices from the fujo
i'm gonna qualify for the second round of that RC tourney, how do i play mahjong well?
>>107448306it really depends on the ruleset
>>107448334apparently those are the rules that differ from rankedUma: 30/10/-10/-30Split Uma: ONTime: 5+10sTips: OFFStarting Points: 30,000Minimum Points to Win: 30,000Extension into south/west: OFFRed Tiles: NoneReveal Open Kan Dora Immediately: ONAborts: ALL OFFTobi (Busting): OFFAllow Riichi for Negative Pts: ONRiichi with no tsumo turns left: ONAgari Renchan (First Place All last Dealer Wins: Game Continues)Tenpai Renchan (First Place All last Dealer Tenpai: Game Continues)Atamahane (Headbump): ONKiriage Mangan: ONCounted Yakuman: OFFDouble Yakuman: OFFKokushi Ankan Chankan: OFFPao: ALL OFFUnclaimed riichi sticks go to 1st place: OFFAbility to Declare Noten if Tenpai: ONShow Tsumogiri: OFFAlso no mangan at draw because it's apparently not a thing in RC yet
>>107448623>Also no mangan at draw because it's apparently not a thing in RC yet
>>107448711i must have misread something in their discord, but i think it's not ON in this tourney
>>107448623those are some pretty antifun rules, how many games do you have to play, are you playing at a set table for all of them or is it just against the entire field, how many advance from your set table/the field and what size is the field it's from the entire field
>>107448786this was best of 7 games against random players but the next round is "bracket style", whatever that means
>>107448786nvm i found something relevant in the documentation, if that answers your question
>>107448891top 2 with 2 games is pretty high variance so you've got a good chance of advancing at least, if you think your table is better than you play super aggressively in the first hanchan and then adjust for the second hanchan based on everyone's scores
>>107448306Be entirely yourself
there are still shapes that confuse me it's a bit shameful after playing so much <_<
>>107449216One of these might help
My new plushies just got delivered
>>107449703Proof?
>>107449540all these shapes go into the riichi hole
>>107449703what onahole are you putting in them
>>107449775Proof>>107449821If I wanted to be a chibifucker I'd get into sanrio
>>107449930cute
Yeah i'm a liker. a Yuzu liker
>>107450306unconscionable
KILL RABBITS LOVE YUZUS
>>107450433finallyan ideology i can get behind
pyon...
>>107450758I like this rabbit.
I am new to jong why does the stripper bunny hate the sexy green thing
>>107451839they're lovers actually
no reason
>yuzu liker>kaguyahime>therefore bny players are kaguyahimebitos>therefore gay sex between yuzu likers and kaguyahimebitos
Hope doragon saved $30
>>107453402Yeah...from his...job...
>>107453402fucked up that they made it """animated""" just to charge him more
>>107453595>>107453670Surely he can save up to get it during next year's re-run
>>107453402It's ugly as fuck I'm kicking him from my friendlies if he uses that
yeah but the emote is ok
I still prefer the bond outfit
You have to have all the emotes if you're a famous x though
>>107454348buy it for the emote
our resident ratchuuba is collabing with jelly and not making her jong
>>107454395Shan't spend 30 bucks on an outfit I'm not gonna use just for the emote, even though it's a better emote than the band outfit one for sure.
>>107454432I can't believe she's raising a rat just to eat it
>brown handsyuck, you guys really watch this?
>>107454497Silence foid
>>107454508Not a foid I just hate the jannies and their ilk
>>107454454You'll buy it next year
>>107454540So does she
>>107454701She lives in the land of 4chan jannies thoughbeit
>>107454724her genetics don't come from there though
>>107454432since when are jellys tits half her body mass?
evens deep fry fries tonight Odds do it when I wake up 0 stick my face in the hot oil
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
He's either on an alt, homeless, got a job, or killed himself
>>107455556He's been playing Where Winds Meet
I wonder if he removed me from steam yet
>170 hours God I wish I was a neet
getting a job has ruined my life
mmm fries deep fried in 100% beef tallow
fine, ive decided im going to eat like shit tomorrow
i'm ramen nomi for a month
tourist
>>107458225the tiniest jonger is streaming
Pippa>hates: mahjong, US>loves: spending money
she has to be protector by now
what's pippa got against burgers?
>>107458578I live here.
We back?
we play from the back (as the mikos say)
I've been told I have problems playing from the front.
I'll play front or back if you know what I'm saying I'm saying you lost the game
I bought the Nina card, did you?
I'm not sure what card you're talking about but I don't have money to spend on merch
>>107472918https://asahinina.booth.pm/items/7732617
Why would I want a card signed by a woman who has a wedding ring
Vivi clip https://www.twitch.tv/vivi_on_da_shelf/clip/SpunkyTacitGarageTBTacoLeft-d2VGQU1U0YJhvekE
I wonder if the card is exempt from tariffs.
>>107473436japanese marriage isnt real marriage, its just for financial security for the mom and making parents happy. it has nothing to do with love >tldr nina hates her husband and the marriage is a sham
>the infamous lelouch
>show up to work>there's no jobs to do>boss is out of the country and isn't answering his phone
Your job is to bump the thread
>cute aruanon has a job
>jj convinced there's an Aruanon
lollmao
there is one! i remember jongin' with a cute aru here!
every png belongs to a unique poster
>>107480351It's true
/jong/ is thriving
>>107480415>>107480426wow this poster has two IPs
>>107480328That was xapitan dummy
>>107480426/jong/ only comes back to life to laugh at jj and when Pippa gets sponsored
>>107480471
hey! don't laugh at me! im your japitan!
I wasn't in the /jong/ team either year
you weren't my japitan
you were my japitan but it's fun to tease
>>107440397a "fujobait" voice is possible with just mic settings, see: piratesoftware
fujos are not a monolith.
>>107480729That's not a fujobait voice. Real woman want this https://streamable.com/ry3xgh
alright fujo give us the list of /jong/ers with the voice for it
she probably watched furries stream, on his account, heard his accent and didn't realise it was him
I will NEVER put the model onI will NEVER streamI will NEVER reveal my voice
I might put the png onI'll probably stream at some pointI have already revealed my voice
>>107480774they certainly are monolithic in size heh
I have tenma's model and an old iPhone X but I won't troon out like that
you owe us tenma stream
I'm not paying for unlimited tracking
what do you even work for then
I bought a titanium catback for my car
shant voicedox myself
wow I didn't know we had the Famous Seiyuu in our thread
are you guys going to wear masks with voice synthesizers at the ohio meatup or something
I can't go I'm at work
we'll do it at your workplace
>>107481456 I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
unironically look at luxiem from nijisanji en. the guys have most of the archetypes.
shan't
I can do a pretty good pubescent boy voice how much money could I make off of fujos
it's not THAT good, khubie
>>107481979It's pretty good. She had me fooled and sometimes I'm still not sure.
I don't want to talk to women period
>>107481746Depends, do you wanna risk getting stabbed in the street when they find out you're a woman?
do you really want to appeal to crazy, overworked, most likely psychotic women?
>>107482338>crazy, overworked, most likely psychotic womenH-hot...
the damage a frustrated woman can do to your dick is exhilarating
pussies are disgusting
you tell em brother! bussy is the jonger way!
I was talking about cats jj, get your mind out of the gutter
Poop comes out of butts
>>107484274And my dick goes into them.
Butts are exit only
Sheep come back you have money to spend
I'm going to buy the outfit before the famous sheep anon
Not it, I'm not baking.
Thread death approaches
I'm going to go take a shower and I can't wait to return to freshly baked bread.
>>107488820
heres some fresh bread
>>107489800I think Mint should jong