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>>107404122
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nerissaravencroft_birthday_2025
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/nerissa-ravencroft

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart

Your wife narissa ravencroft sucks n fucks every music producer and Japanese salaryman in tokyo

>>107404220
Those producers and salarymen? You guessed it, all me

>>107404220
yeah, me

Yet another completely unadvertised koreaslop cover with 2 of her Twitch whore friends when she could have spent that time living up to her “demon of sound” title by making something original. This woman is a joke, she has until the end of the year to show us a light at the end of this tunnel or I’m cancelling membership and selling her merch. I’m done “eating good” if this is her idea of that.

>>107405062
see ya tomorrow

>>107405062
Post this on twitter

>>107405062
don't forget to grab my merch, love you jailbirds

>>107405104
No shit you will, I literally said she has until the end of the year

>>107405155
So you and your gang of sycophants can dogpile me and doxx me? No fucking thank you Ethan

>>107405062
Holy shit the jailbird plush is like 200 on ebay, I wonder if it actually sells. I have over a dozen of them.

>>107405062
If you still watch such a useless whore your standards are already rock bottom. Just keep watching her, everyone's entitled to a guilty pleasure. It's not like she puts out much content anyway, and she'll probably be slowing down again once she's done milking people for merch money soon enough

>>107406062
Immediately following her merch release she has streamed 6 times for 11 hours over two weeks, hard to imagine her slowing down more than that unless she goes on hiatus.

>>107406372
I think she can slow down more. And what she does do being like more watchalongs or doing collabs with Erb on Twitch and considering that good content lol

I love my Rissa and kiss her neck tenderly.

>>107405062
She spent a ton of money on moving to japan, hence the small amount of her musical content and all the collab songs for which she didn't pay a dollar, it's funny and sad that this year there are already more of them than her own covers, not to mention the lack of original songs.

>>107408107
It's more congruent with who she is. Side-character, lazy hanger-on that attaches to others so she doesn't have to do her own thing

So she finally sang Shatter live and for whom, 1% or even less of the jailbirds who got to see it?
I guess that due to the lack of new original songs and the fact that people are tired of listening to the same three songs at every concert, she will sing Shatter at the FES.
As for the lack of advertising for her latest shitty k-pop collab covers, since she's /here/, I guess she's already seen that people are fed up with this korean shit from her.

>>107408571
Monii probably pressured her to sing it since she never does. She's in Japan and they've probably been hanging out.

>>107408328
I still remember her on one of her membies earlier this year stating that she was shifting her focus from covers to creating original songs and that's where we are now...

>>107408742
I thought she said the opposite? I remember her saying she'd be doing more covers

>>107408768
Nope, it was on the membie where we listened to all her songs and covers and where she analyzed them, and she said that after her Lilium covers were removed, she was going to make more original songs.

>>107408742
She's a compulsive liar so it's not surprising, at least to me. She constantly lies

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She might die

>>107410602
what a shame...

>>107410602
Those DMs? for me

>>107410602
Probably dming oomfcord since the server fell through
Also
>X

>>107410602
Pray for oomfcord…

>>107408571
She'll probably sing more Koreanslop at Fes, anyone who says she loves her fans is just gaslighting themselves at this point, least obvious hidden agenda since ERB

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as7-B8tmYzA

>>107412722
Yomosaka delivers great art as always
Can't say these videos have been very interesting though

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>>107412722
FTFY

>>107399993
At this point unless someone else if footing the bill Nerissa just won’t do it.

K-pop Demon Hunters and Clair Obscur covers are slam dunks for her own channel. She just doesn’t want to spend the time and money to do it.

>>107408571
At this point I’m so sick of the gook worship that I hope they for HoloEN to stream on Twitch and kill all Koreabirds.

Imagine having yellow fever and simping for a psychotic women-beating death cult.

>>107408742
I remember 2-3 weeks ago her saying a checklist of things people dislike and that she was going to fix it. Then immediately gave up on it.

So I recently had the fantasy that Shiori was into reverse cuckolding: she and her partner agree for him to fuck another woman that they can trust. After which, he reports to Shiori about the sex and it ends with she and her partner having reclaimation sex. Based on Nerissa's personality and her relationship with Shiori, do you think Shiori would pick Nerissa and would Nerissa agree to it?

>>107416968
Going down a list of the complaints people had and saying how things were going to be better immediately after releasing merch, it doesn't take a genius to figure out how genuine she was being.

>>107416693
And unless your algorithm graces your feed with it then you may not even be aware of those covers' existence
>>107417011
I didn't read your post but yes I want to have sex with Rissa and Shiori

>>107405062
>>107408107
She’s just a cheapskate and kinda lazy. She just wants to be known for being popular and hanging out with popular people not actually doing shit.

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I'm not really into Vtubers but I just discovered Nerissa and I really like her

>>107417451
Excellent taste, fledgling Jailbird

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>>107417530
I really like her design and how the top of her head actually goes above my shoulders, though not by much, wish it could be more but I don't mind especially with her. Read and watched a bit to see what she was like and everything about her screams "I want... no I NEED to WIFE her now!"
We definitely would instantly click if we met irl without knowing she's a vtuber.

>>107417870
Unless you're a victorian era twink vampire, probably not.

>>107417951
It's over
Thanks a lot for shattering my dreams...

>>107417870
She's already my wife, pal. You are too late

>>107418085
Once I'm done you'll be my GFs cuck husband then later cuck ex-husband

>>107418017
If you're korean, maybe you have a chance

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>>107418161
Not Korean either. It's so fucking over before it even started

>>107417127
Holy shit, the first vtuber Kardashian

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I'm starting to hate Korea...
being tied up and watching helplessly while the stud from the gym fucks Rissa's (my wife) pussy

>>107417451
Get out while you still can, find almost anyone else.

>>107420599
When I agree with even NTRbird, you know shit is well and truly fucked. Goddamn tired of her gook worship at this point, she ahouldve just stayed indie if she wanted to completely ignore the Japanese agency she chose to sign to.

>>107420601
Why? Any Red Flags?

>>107420835
wait until SEA hours when all the antis will respond

>>107420835
Ask on a different website, you won't get anything useful around here

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Good job on your concert Nerissa, I obviously wasnt there or anything but you did a great job as always! Anyway, I have some stuff to share.
>hobbies
You talked about having hobbies, but it's okay if you dont want to have hobbies, it's better to have couple hobbies together with your husband than alone. Stuff is always more fun to do with your loved one than alone. I would recommend some stuff but I dont know any married couple hobbies, and some of my married friends have already gotten divorced so I don't know if theyre the best place to get ideas from. Ask your sisters what they do with their husbands
>yogurt
I'll talk about yogurt later, you'll really enjoy it.
>extramadura jailbird
I found something for you, Spaniard Extramadura bird, there is Latin mass near you at "Concatedral de Santa María de Cáceres," every Sunday at 11:00 am. I highly recommend you go and attend. Especially since the Cathedral is so beautiful, it will change your life. Here is Shia Lebeouf talking about how it changed his life.
>Shia LaBeouf Becomes Catholic - "Latin Mass Affects Me Deeply"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v__3b-B_rE
I highly recommend you go every week but if not, at the very least go to Christmas latin mass with your family. Thanks brother. And the same goes to everyone, go to Christmas Latin mass. It will change your life.
>jailbirds
You guys talk about cucking a lot so next time or maybe even in a little bit, i'll share a world known fiction novel that begins with cucking. I dont consider it a classic but some do, its "one thousand and one nights" its an arab story. Its not about cucking but its the catalyst that sets the story off. I dont recommend reading it because it has horrible morality. But I wanted to share because cucking has been written about since forever and across all cultures so you'll find it intriguing at the very minimum.

Reading that community post… wow, we’re really eating good, jailbirds. Buy the merch, stream the songs, shower her with praise, she’s just working soooo hard and loves us so much. Definitely not a self-congratulatory justification post.

>>107420599
Shouldn't this make your scenario even better for you though? At least now you can make stud be Korean.

>>107404122
So about the artist who made OP's pic, do have more pics of Nerissa? I'm considering subbing to their Patreon. Checked out their stuff on kemono and while it's outdated, it's mostly Botan. The stuff they put on Twitter has more variety but I only like specific Holos, Nerissa being one of them.

>>107423601
Can someone post the screenshot?
Sailorbird without internet

>>107423601
More excuses and self-absorbed ranting in the member post too. She’s spiraling, no sincere appreciation toward her fans whatsoever. Everything revolves around her: her hardships, her sad story, her narrative. Always her

>>107424155
>Everything is about her
She's a white woman from the American Midwest. The fuck did you expect?

>>107424569
nudes, at least

bleak how she dodges any responsibility for the lack of content, always some excuse, always some future promise that never arrives, plus the constant "I’m working so hard" angle. Meanwhile, others are pumping out twice the output she has, and actually treating their fans with real care.

>>107424569
>She's a white woman from the American Midwest
My type, so I choose right

>>107424015
If you don't have internet, how are you posting /here/?

I knew it. She moved to Japan to use Cover's new health insurance

Honestly, just cancel the Advent V Justice thing. It's not that it's Yomosaka's art. It's just unnecessary and unwanted. Nobody asked for it, especially not Adventrix. Justice lacks the unity to be a proper gen and it's all just more unnecessary work for each member

>>107361984
> "This is what I'm looking for"
> getting sexually harrased by handsome man
> ok C
>>107367557
> Why does Nerissa have a cnc fetish?
If you know women, they all love this shit, absolutely all women adore rough and wild sex, sometimes even the kind that makes me uncomfortable, it's something on the level of animal instincts, they all want to be obtained by a stronger male.
There is a reason why SA is the most popular fetish among women, why they like 50 Shades of Grey, which Rissa likes so much, for the same reason Rissa, according to her, had a period in her life when “someone” limited her in everything, literally possesed her like a thing, the way she constantly claims to be a prize girl, how, before leaving for Japan, she saw on some "friend's" Instagram clip of Nine Inch Nails - Closer, literally a song about rough wild sex, and listened to it on repeat, the way all the women and Rissa like bad boys.
Recently, some bird in a thread mentioned Horimiya and how Rissa liked that anime and that the heroine there was a masochist who asked her boyfriend to humiliate and beat her and Rissa then said that she was also a masochist.
Women can talk about tenderness and romance as much as they want, but at the end of the day they all want one thing: to be tied up in a secret room and plapped really hard.
I guess as the oldest jailbird in the thread and ojisan I can speak from experience.

>>107417011
> Based on Nerissa's personality and her relationship with Shiori, do you think Shiori would pick Nerissa and would Nerissa agree to it?
50/50, for this you need a longer friendship with a friend, I have a friend whose wife suggested a threesome with her bestie and she knew her since childhood.

>>107427236
Dude this reads like some Andrew Tate nonsense. Sure, there are women who like that stuff but there are equally as many women who don't. Preferences vary, it's not all one homogeneous blob.

>ojisan

Rissa here on Mio ch. https://www.youtube.com/live/z9jv2k_8YDY

>>107427758
Rissa won Mio's homecooking!

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>>107424015
I wouldn't ordinarily do this but fuck it

>Rissa on Azki totsu
>Rissa on Koyo totsu
>Rissa on Mio totsu
I'm actually kinda proud of her for reaching out to JP's

>>107427791
What I don't understand is her asking buff Jailbirds for fitness advice when Cover has so many talents already on a PT program, including the HoloEN talents. Wouldn't it make more sense to ask her colleagues or managers instead of us? Something doesn't add up here. I'm glad she's at least informing her fanbase and sharing some of her concerns, this is vital for her path of general improvement. Again, it's all baby steps and we have to remain sceptical if any of these intentions ever come to fruition at all. Nonetheless, it's an improvement so I'll take it. Her reaching out to the JP side is something I've long wished for so that's also a good development.

>>107429452
>What I don't understand is her asking buff Jailbirds for fitness advice
That part is just engagement bait, don't pay it any mind.
Words are nice but after a whole year with next to nothing to show for it it's hard to believe anything she says. Maybe next year will be better but we'll have to wait and see what she actually does, not just says.

How does the person with the least amount of streaming hours hurt her throat. I guess streams can go fuck themselves until 2026

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>>107427791
That first paragraph

>>107429600
You know, "projects". All those things for other people's channels and solo stuff we never see. All exhausting, time intensive, high priority work.

>>107410602
Now I'm really curious who she's sending DMs to, considering all the Holos communicate on Discord, and her DM is private.

>>107429744
We're so fucking washed, idk why people have any hope for next year. I hope to be proven wrong, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>107429818
Me, sorry

>>107429744
>>107429870
Shes using weasel words "currently trying to make plans". If you have a real problem, you see a doctor, you don't maybe possibly try to. Just like with her sleep issues shes bitched about for years but never did a single thing about.

>>107429926
Because if she stops having those issues she also stops having an excuse to not do stuff she doesn't want to do. So publicly her health issues are in limbo, both bad but seeking improvement, while in reality they're either better (hopefully) or she does nothing about them.

>>107429926
She's a swallower because her throat issues are definitely caused from all that semen she's been getting from the many random studs she meets. None of them are jailbirds

>>107430806
Why do you love thinking about other people's semen and cocks so much anon

>>107430806
when are you swallowing your own cum anon? we're still waiting

>>107431161
>>107431180
Seething jailbirds like you will know what your oshi's insides feel like

>>107431976
I'm literally perpetually stuck inside her. She has that gorilla grip. i have already missed a doctors appointments, a dentist appointment and a 3 months of work because she just wont let go

>>107427522
I don't know who Andrew is, I'm just an old EU bird, and I assure you that even the most righteous and modest church girl (I apologize in advance to Christfag) dreams of experiencing a crazy and wild night at least once in her life, and if you can satisfy her at least 50%, then she's all yours.
Most cheating happens because of sexual dissatisfaction, even I sometimes get calls from exes who were already in new relationships with more attractive men and ask to come over for "coffee".
I recommend having an honest conversation with your girlfriend about each other's fetishes, or trying to directly slap her or choke her a little during sex, and by her reaction you'll see that I'm right.
As I already said, it is not without reason that women are attracted to such media, even the vampire theme, which Rissa and many others are crazy about, is an ancient example of a cnc fetish

>>107432126
pornbrained anon, seek help

>>107432126
Oh wait this is >>107420599

>>107416693
>Bao
Yuck. Literal OF whore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roge_dBZ3sc

>>107432351
Fansly, not OF

>>107423601
I want to tell her about needing to do more to advertise the work she IS putting out but the comments are overwhelmingly "you work SO HARD!" that I know no matter how nicely I frame it I risk sticking out as the grumpy/clingy jailbird. I really liked the Clair Obscur performance but if I hadn't stumbled upon it how was I gonna know it exists?? I don't follow Ironmouse or ERB, so seriously, why does Rissa let these covers disappear into the ether...

She really saw Raora's situation and said "ya that's my new excuse"

>>107434028
lol

Myron was right

>>107404122
I wish Nerissa was my aunt, I could definitely get her to molest me.

>>107425291
I already said once that my company for some reason refuses to install starlink and we have some kind of shit satellite internet that works at the speed of a dial-up modem and 500 Mb of traffic per person.
I literally spent FOUR fucking hours buying her limited merch.

>>107427791
Thanks jailbro!


As for the post:
> throat hort
Considering how often the girls are suddenly getting sore throats, I suspect we're in for another six-month hiatus, only this time from Rissa. I'm increasingly inclined to believe this is a convenient formulation from the company, meant to suggest pregnancy, congratulation!
But seriously, Rissa, I find it hard to sympathize with you, considering HOW LITTLE you've done this year compared to everyone else.

> I have a lot of projects in the work
Sorry again Rissa, but we've been hearing this all year and I've honestly lost all hope.

> 5 releases soon
If you actually have FIVE releases and you're planning to release them before the end of this year, then you're even dumber than you're generally considered to be, even by local standards.
You single-handedly killed the algorithm for your channel by releasing practically nothing this year, your numbers are complete shit, even for those clips you cut from your birthday recently, which are much worse than those from the musical.
If you, with all your stupidity, are going to release them all over the next three weeks, they will simply die a slow death.

Jailbros, I just have no words for how stupid this situation is and we've been in it before when she also killed her The Boy is Mine cover.
Why hasn't she learned how to properly release music after all this fucking time?!?

>>107429452
>when cover
cover doesn't do shit

>>107423601
At least she deigned to advertise the projects and covers she had been involved in recently, and unfortunately, these turned out to be all projects for other people's channels and not a single one of her own...

>>107424155
What are you expecting her to say about other people? Why would anyone read her member's post expecting info about others? What is this schizo nonsense?

I can't even come up with replies to her posts
I just dont care anymore

>>107437441
you're the one schizo'ing anon. Nobody said she had to post about others. Maybe work on your reading skills?

>>107431161
You...you realize you're in a thread that has a ritualposter that ritualposts about being NTR'd? And being tied up as it happens no less.

Stream Pai Pai mask by Fuwawa and Nerissa
https://youtu.be/lKc7bl3AeBk

>>107433795
You could red supa her. At this point, with how much you seemingly want to get her attention to tell her these things, you might as well just pay to do it, cuz you're definitely not gonna get noticed in a sea of positivity tweets
>I risk sticking out as the grumpy clingy jailbird
This is the fuckin Internet anon. Just state your case. No one knows who you are unless you identify yourself, not even Nerissa. When you say you don't want to risk sticking out, that means YOU don't want to risk sticking out to other people. But guess what? They don't know you. So if you care so much, just say it with your chest and if it bothers you that other people view you as the clingy/grumpy one, then make a new account. No one would be the wiser.

>>107438139
Marine's worst song.

>>107425849
I also hate this forced Advent X Justice, it was clear from the very announcement that this is typical marketing shit, where they try to promote a failed group at the expense of a more successful one.
I only like Raora from the Justices, and considering that Rissa is her oshi, I was hoping that there would be some chemistry and content between them, but everything was limited to a couple of streams and one off-collab, Raora found herself a more successful and responsible blue woman in Kronii, and they had really interesting chemistry and streams. She also didn't waste her time streaming with Kiara and spending time with Biboo, while Rissa was acting irresponsibly and trying to promote her indie friends.
Man, I hate this timeline so much...

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https://x.com/SripiHead/status/1997742067615949106

>>107441075
Yeah mine

dead fanbase

>>107438202
The issue isn't fear of being perceived as a meanie by other chatters, it's that if a comment comes off as more negative or critical relative to all the others that've been posted, then it becomes easier to dismiss as just a one-off crank and then the intended criticism becomes pointless.

>>107404122
Ope

>>107443827
That shouldn't stop you from trying. If you are direct enough, you might be able to reach her. It seems like you're not an anti or a schizo so maybe you're earnestness might get though. You're worrying that you'll fail before you even try. Like, really, what's the downside of trying and failing in this case? It's simple to do; you don't even need to move aside from getting your credit card. If you fail, you get looked at funny by other fans (but that's negated by my above point) and you'll just lose some cash (but that can be made up if you have a job). Low effort and low consequence really. Right now, it seems to me that all your concern and wanting for her to change for the better is just talk.

>>107404122
ope

>>107450428
dead ship

>>107449924
she's so crazy I love her

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>>107450449
KYS, bloodkek

>>107450449
you fucking wish bloodfag

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Collab Saturday

>>107452548
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3834090/YAPYAP/
nice, i love bloodraven

>>107443589
deserved

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https://x.com/yodogama/status/1997825615261778316

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Sup Nerissa hope youre doing well, and i hope your throat is doing better. Have you ever drank licorice root tea? Its naturally sweet like pure sugar and good for sore throat. Also you wanted to start working out, thats really cool. it's also a good couple's hobby. And remember the best thing to build muscle is to eat. You have to eat excess calories.
>BEST BULKING TIP FOR HUGE MISCLE! I eat 3,000 calories and 135 grams of protein IN MINUTES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeNR6ReJtH0
Also dont worry about getting chubby. Embrace the chub. Chubby looks good on women. You know whats really good to build mass, raw milk.
>milk
Not pasteurized but raw milk, it has all the vitamins and minerals and protein you need. pasteurized milk is high key bad for you. It destroys the nutrients and proteins in the milk, and allegedly causes cardiovascular damage. At one point everyone drank raw milk but then a particular influencial banker of a particular false religion pushed for pasteurized milk on everyone. Now everyone drinks pasteurized milk not knowing its bad for them.
>siesta
Also dont forget to sleep well and or take a nice little siesta, it helps in every aspect of life and also is key to muscle gains. But a siesta generally helps with overall health as well and puts people in a good mood.
>jailbirds
I wrote the literature thing out to share with everyone, I'll post it momentarily, it's very paraphrased but you guys might enjoy to know the story.

>>107449924
>>107450428
why's your text look like that bro

Is this one of you?
>https://x.com/RealN_C/status/1997537885072093383
>https://x.com/RealN_C/status/1997550785836839272
>https://x.com/RealN_C/status/1997556019086643296
Seems to be getting into a lot of arguments online

The falling off of narissa has been brutal

>>107404122
>slightly sagging breasts and tiny bit of stomach fat indicating maximum fertility
it's time.
she's ready to create a child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YnTHSzvgho
anyone have the webm of the jailbird on the bottom right?

>>107461303
if you gonna anti, at least spell her name correctly.

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>>107460758
Alright this is for the jailbirds and vt in general since the word cuck gets thrown around a lot and no one has historic context. It's been happening since forever and across every culture. That doesnt make it right, its not, but just know it has happened everywhere. Today I will share with you the story known as "one thousand and one nights" also known as "arabian nights"
>one thousand and one nights
This book is a collection of medieval era arab folk tales. Its the arab equivalent of Grimms Fairy tales. And it starts out with two arab kings getting cucked by their wives. Enjoy the story.
>disclaimer
Stories teach lessons of morality (otherwise they are slop) and one of the ways you can discern if they are good lessons of morality, is to know the religion of the author (Because all religions have different moralities.) If the author is Catholic, which teaches objectively good morality, then it is a high chance the moral lesson is good.
>disclaimer 2
If the author is NOT Catholic, then it is high chance the moral lesson is bad. The novel I will talk about was assembled from both pagan arab and muslim arab stories, so we know the tale of morality is bad. So this story is not to be revered nor followed but i'm sharing it because it honestly sounds like a story out of vt and I figure you guys might want some literature knowledge
>OTaON 2
This is heavily paraphrased, enjoy; the story begins with two arab kings who discover their wives sleeping with other men. Completely distraught they go and wander the desert hoping to find anyone else who got cucked worse than them.
>otaon3
From afar they see a massive djinn (arab demon) coming from the sea. Ohshit.jpg so they climb a nearby tree to hide in. From his waist hangs a casket within a coffer locked by seven padlocks of steel. He opens it with seven keys of steel and within the casket is a beautiful woman he had kidnapped. The djinn begins to rest underneath the tree, then lays his head on the womans lap and falls asleep.
>otaon4
The woman then sees the two kings hiding in the tree and motions them down. They are afraid of the djinn so they refuse. The woman then tells them to come down and sleep with her or she will wake the djinn. Fearing they have no choice, they come down and have sex with the woman.
>otaon5
The woman then pulls out a knotted string where five hundred and seventy seal rings hang from. She asks the two for their rings to add to her collection. She then tells the two brothers, she is kept in a casket inside of a coffer locked by seven padlocks of steel, hidden at the bottom of the sea and when taken out she is guarded by the most powerful djinn in the land. And she still managed to collect five hundred and seventy two rings from men, completely unbeknownst to the djinn.
>otaon6
The two kings then resolve that if even the most guarded woman in the world is a cheater, then all women are cheaters and none are loyal. So they decide to marry a new virgin everyday, sleep with her, and then end her so that she never gets the chance to cheat. They do this everyday for three years until the last virgin woman remaining in the land, has the idea to recite a story to the king before sleeping but leaves it with a cliffhanger and says she will continue the story the next day so that the king doesnt kill her. This continues for one thousand and one nights. Which is how the story gets its name and the contents of the book are those stories told over that period of time.
>conclusion
That was just the prologue. I had no intentions on ever reading the rest so I dont know how it ends. But as you can see this stuff has been written about forever and in this case the story comes from the arabs. Anyway, the morality of the story is evil because its literally "all women are whores", and we know this is not true. But I laughed because the story sounds like it couldve come out of vt, or the manosphere, or leddit, or modern times in general I guess lol. I hope you guys enjoyed. And if any of you have a book report due for an english class i'll give you the qrd on any book along with literature analysis so you can get an A. Thanks boys and Merry Christmas!

>>107461275
He was a former fandead, then a novelite who quit when she had the jurard collab, and now a jailbird.
The pain is breaking him.

>>107461275
He is a bit reckless but he's a nice guy actually

>>107462867
As someone who has dealt with him here and there over the years, he really isn't

>>107462448
>He was a former fandead, then a novelite who quit when she had the jurard collab, and now a jailbird.
At some point you gotta accept you will never step out of a minefield, huh?

>Timewarp
HOLOLIVE IS ETERNAL

>He was a former fandead, then a novelite who quit when she had the jurard collab, and now a jailbird.
and now he's getting ragebaited and acting like an absolute retard. This is the fanbase Rissa built for herself

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MORE FUWARISSA

>>107463838
There's dramawhores and attention seekers in every fanbase, after all

>>107464253
double the amount within the jailbirds, due to Rissa being one of them

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RATE RISSA'S STAGE

>>107464315
outclassed by almost everyone

>>107464315
Praying to christfag for a Nerissa Suisei song together

>>107464428
why would Suisei ever want to duet with a low tier holoEN?

>>107464315
THEY ARE HYPING UP SENCHOURISSA

>>107462377
Even her beloved Koreans couldn't write it correctly, why should he?

>>107464315
No Takane Lui, I won't watch.

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https://x.com/DokoKoko_dkkk/status/1997969888116433246?s=20

>>107464315
Stage 3 is the only good stage

>>107464057
>>107464315
No bloodkek, Yes Fuwarissa.
It based.

>>107465671
Thank the heavens, a huge relief. Stage 4 is stacked too. I wonder what the pair ups will be, Mori was coupled with Rissa last year so it'll be someone else this time.

>>107462419
Thank you, Christfag, that was interesting and when I read this book as a child I don’t remember there being such details, although it was a long time ago and I most likely forgot.
It's a shame you're leaving us next year, your posts are always interesting to read, and considering it's been confirmed that Rissa is indeed /here/ and has most likely even read your posts, it's unclear why you're leaving us...
NTRbird

Christfag leaving us? good shit, long overdue

>>107466536
he is one of the real jailbirds
not like the half of the thread shitting on her

>>107466562
He’s shitting on her harder than most antis ever do, pushing his bigoted archaic, misogynistic, retarded religious sermons about what women are supposed to be and how they're supposed to act. That delusional faggot doesn't even watch streams

>>107466672
>Nerissa Wokencroft wrote this

>>107464057
ABSOLUTE FUWARISSA WIN

Newfag fledging jailbird from earlier in this thread here
Why is everyone so negative towards Nerissa? Did I pick wrong?

>>107467319
She just streams less than the other EN Holos, and if you read the members post from earlier it doesn't look like shes going to improve on that front. Also a lot of people are tired of all the yuribait/shipping dominating her content. Despite wanting to be music focused she also hasn't released an original song of her own in a year and a half. There are just a lot of fans that have seen a huge drop off in her content from year one to year two. If you're fine with a vtuber that's only going to stream ~20 hours a month its fine.

>>107467319
>Why is everyone so negative towards Nerissa?
Built up frustration from over a year of apparent lack of care or interest, with few streams (most of which being zatsus with repeated topics), no new solo originals, pandering to a specific section of fans who only care about shipping, and other assorted annoyances.
If you like her activity as it is right now then you should have no issues. If you knew what her content used to be like and want more, it seems you're out of luck.

>>107467319
the content has been in a limbo state for some time now. Compared to most ENs she does not put out a lot of content to put it lightly. It's just been underwhelming on that front and there don't seem to be any changes towards improvement. The excuses thing is a bit overblown but she demonstrates being out of touch with her core fanbase from time to time. Negativity here is still pretty extreme to be fair

>>107467319
She does the bare minimum in comparison to her coworkers, so you can't expect big things or exciting things from her

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>>107467378
I'm pretty much the kind that barely tunes in on any sort of streaming content and if I do I don't stay on it for long. So I guess it's whatever for myself, I mostly just watch random clips especially from other vtubers which is my only experience of them and most I find annoying with Rissa being a rare exception which is why I looked up more of her.
>>107467401
>If you knew what her content used to be like and want more, it seems you're out of luck.
Oh that's a shame I've just been looking at older videos and clips and that was the stuff that actually drew me in making her the very first VT I actually tolerate and like. I'm new to it all
>>107467421
>>107467432
So basically she really doesn't do much compared to the rest... that's a shame I was just starting to get into it. Do you think she will change?

>>107467607
>So basically she really doesn't do much compared to the rest... that's a shame I was just starting to get into it. Do you think she will change?
She had 2 lives this year and many random performances. The issue is that it's been too much for non-jailbirds. Korea stuff, twitch stuff, everything. It seemed that it was not for us Jailbirds. Do i have hope it'll get better, yes.

>>107467823
>Korea stuff, twitch stuff, everything
*Korea stuff, twitch stuff, Twitter stuff, everything

>>107467607
Maybe next year will be better. She will only have one 3D and probably won't be in the world tour, since they have not been repeating the main performers. Whether or not that means she will stream more, impossible to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1sigdjxjU

>>107468085
BASED BLOODRAVEN

>>107467823
Nah, she has done a huge amount of Hololive stuff this year. Near 100% team participation stuff and doing things with JP people. As a utaite, anyone who knows that group of people knows that they all talk with each other for either singing competition collaborations or covers, so her working with other people is pretty normal, and like you mentioned, she had her musical on top of her birthday live, but also has been not only having a favorable partnership with Mori, doing a game song together, but also many other Holomem collaborative efforts, including whatever she is current doing as a director.

I don't have a problem with her networking. Finally, most of her detractors miss the point that this type of stuff is definitely not exclusive to her, other Holomem work with Nijisanji, which depending, can be even worse seeing that company's rep, so using her former relationships to try blugeoning her seems rather hypocritical in the best of terms.

To say again, that she definitely does work and interact with her fellow Holomem quite often. The funniest thing is that she was in every Justice debut but ERB's which strikes off that she gives ERB favoritism over all other members. Essentially, people just get the wrong idea about this girl, and fish for any confirmation bias they can get sometimes. Others psyching themselves out unecessarily, that has to be a strained mindset to have to be frank. Either trying your best to be mad all the time, or trying your best to find a hook to pull her down with for whatever reason, both equally bad.

>>107461275
>Azki
>Watame
>Okayu
This is the former novelite and fandead right? Is he cursing these women too?

>>107468433
What?

>>107468798
earthquake in japan

>>107468635
Not likely, those three are basically indestructible.

>>107468817
>married
>cheating whore
>fat
I don't know, surely one of these will get cursed and outed.

>>107468938
All this stuff you’ve just said is already out about them, though? Not sure what you’re insinuating here

>>107468171
>Nah, she has done a huge amount of Hololive stuff this year. Near 100% team participation stuff and doing things with JP people. As a utaite, anyone who knows that group of people knows that they all talk with each other for either singing competition collaborations or covers, so her working with other people is pretty normal, and like you mentioned, she had her musical on top of her birthday live, but also has been not only having a favorable partnership with Mori, doing a game song together, but also many other Holomem collaborative efforts, including whatever she is current doing as a director.
I am completely aware, but by doing all that stuff, she has neglected her own fanbase. 2 lives, the Advent album, the songs with Mori and Moona. That's great for us Jailbirds. However, the communication has been so poor this year that it was really difficult to get hyped for her stuff. Evidently, nobody cares/cared about CRK, BloodRaven, ENreco aside from a small circle of 50 Twitterfags. Many of the things she was part of, or worked hard on, were not for Jailbirds. And things that Jailbirds care about, like karaokes, her anniversary and solo streams were either half-baked or interrupted by the Scarlet Rot.
>I don't have a problem with her networking.
The issue is not networking, the issue for me is "who" and "what does she get in return". Her collabs with Shiki, Rin and Monii are clear that thry are quid pro quou. Her stuff with IM, Bao, AmaLee and Luvita were not for Jailbirds, nor did Nerissa receive anything for Jailbirds in return.
>Finally, most of her detractors miss the point that this type of stuff is definitely not exclusive to her, other Holomem work with Nijisanji, which depending, can be even worse seeing that company's rep, so using her former relationships to try blugeoning her seems rather hypocritical in the best of terms.
I don't care who it is. It is essential for the trust and goodwill of Jailbirds for Nerissa to stay away from Nijisanji, homos, Phase and other vermin in the vtubingsphere.
>To say again, that she definitely does work and interact with her fellow Holomem quite often. The funniest thing is that she was in every Justice debut but ERB's which strikes off that she gives ERB favoritism over all other members. Essentially, people just get the wrong idea about this girl, and fish for any confirmation bias they can get sometimes. Others psyching themselves out unecessarily, that has to be a strained mindset to have to be frank. Either trying your best to be mad all the time, or trying your best to find a hook to pull her down with for whatever reason, both equally bad.
I am always trying to look at shit from the positive way. That's why i am hopefull about everything she said in membies
>retrogames
>schedules
>wallpapers
>communication
>JP interactions
Etc. However, i want Rissa to be there MORE for Jailbirds. Not for the small circle of twitterfags. Not for random indies exclusively without receiving something in return. I don't want her to keep shadowdropping covers. I want announcement streams for each live and each cover, i don't care whether that is a karaoke, a zatsu, a collab (if it is a collab cover or song). Just the first thing, is clear communication with all Jailbirds!

>>107468807
Ooff hope she and everyone else is okay!

it's in the northern part of the main island nowhere near tokyo.

>>107469562
she is stupid
okay

>>107469601
It's still vwry responsible of her to tell people to stay safe irregardless of where in Japan they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KfW7Lnclu0

>>107469222
tldr?

>>107470248
He is seething. Just ignore.

>>107469222
I concur, your opinion matches my own sentiment almost verbatim so you have my sword anon. The only thing I'd like to add is that I'm worried about her gacha addiction flaring up again with that LADS game and the ever present CRK. That zatsu stream where she was doing her CRK dailies at the end and you could hear her furiously clicking her mouse while talking was some next level contemptuous behaviour. With so few streaming hours she couldn't even wait after the stream was over to start her gacha slop, that's simply unacceptable and shows a total disregard for your audience. I really hope she improves and grows as a Hololive talent but I remain sceptical as always, mostly for my own protection to cushion the disappointment if she fails to deliver on her promises.

https://x.com/reiinacos/status/1997934664800157903

>>107468171
How does ERB not picking Rissa for her 3D debut imply anything about Rissa not giving her favoritism? If anything it's the opposite since ERB then got a duet in Rissa's birthday live despite not inviting her to the 3D debut.

>>107468171
Ethan, she'll never be your girlfriend

>>107470435
Forget seething even insanity would have some lull in activity, it feels like someone is getting some gift cards to be this dedicated to haterade. That and the rather non-imaginative timeloops. Its like a daily activity gacha game checklist at this point.

>>107469562
We all worry anyway. I forget that Japan has smaller square mileage than California as a sectioned off island country. Way too many possible catastrophic issues.

>>107471186
Very cute girl.

>>107452548
I'm dreading this collab and will probably skip it because I have a hunch that Wawa and Shiori will keep pushing Bloodraven unto us since they seem to cater to these shippers for whatever god damn reason. Probably to get them off their own backs. Ugh, wish Wawa and Shiori could just bury these Bloodraven shippers instead of feeding them since Rissa is too weak to tell them off herself. Meh, nothing good will come out of this collab so it's best for me to simply ignore it.

We are eating good

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I think we'll have a sleepy Rissa during the stream because she made the announcement at 4 a.m. in Japan.

>>107472582
No, she started using a scheduled tweets, probably because she kept forgetting to send them

>>107472365
We’ve been cannibalizing each other for over half a year.

>>107472842
we’re culling the herd

>>107472904
Once the detractors have fallen away, oomfcord’s glorious ascendance will finally be complete

>>107468433
I hope japan and korea go underwater and she finally returns home.

>>107468171
Kys ethan

>>107471087
> That zatsu stream where she was doing her CRK dailies at the end and you could hear her furiously clicking her mouse while talking was some next level contemptuous behaviour. With so few streaming hours she couldn't even wait after the stream was over to start her gacha slop, that's simply unacceptable and shows a total disregard for your audience.
This isn't the first time she's done this shit

> I really hope she improves and grows as a Hololive talent
This year she showed that she does not intend to be a Holomem and is increasingly degrading to the level of an indie, and not even an average one at that.

>>107468171
I can't imagine writing paragraphs and paragraphs about a useless bitch like Nerissa. You could start writing a book, but instead you waste time on a woman that views you as nothing more than a wallet to fund her lifestyle

>>107475281
When are you gonna fuck off already?

>>107475644
when are you gonna wake up?

>>107475644
SEETHING

>>107475679
I'm awake and enjoying my time. When are you gonna stop wasting time obsessing and bitching over something you hate?

>wordy seething sycophant calling other people obsessed
oh the irony

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Look at the size of this fucker

>>107476145
Why is she so big

>>107476145
>>107476168
to better fit my massive cock

>>107476145
my god shes approximately 3 Canada Dry cans tall!

>>107476145
I still have no idea why she thought this was a good idea for merch

>>107477305
still better than a stupid onesie for kids, at least I can pretend to cream inside my wife with this one

>>107477305
I think some other girls like Ririka were also doing puppets around that time so my guess Hololive just gives a list of options of what they have available rather than seeking things out.

>>107477370
dont (You) dare call me new daily fit “stupid”

>>107476145
Perfect size for Tenga

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This thread seems rather hostile towards the idea of actually watching Nerissa so perhaps its the wrong place to ask but I was interested in starting to watch her and was hoping I could get some suggestions on her best streams or required viewing.

>>107479710
You can only watch her if she streams, and that’s basically a once-in-a-blue-moon event

>>107479710
This is the anti thread anyway. But you should definitely watch her debuts, regular and 3D. Birthdays area also some good streams to check out, I'd also recommend karaokes and any archived karaoke streams. Her faith series streams are also fun too along with the Silent Hill 2 series. Those are the ones I enjoy a lot

>>107479710
we got a membies in 1 hour so hurry!

Balatro stream is a must watch

>>107479710
The Mario Party and Mario Kart streams with her sisters were great. As for solo streams, maybe Terraria?

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>>107479710
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01

>>107479953
0 streams from 2025 KEK

here’s a crazy idea sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

>>107480003
that’s just a normal idea /here/

>>107479710
>Terraria
>Faith series
>Mario kart & party with her sisters
>karaokes
>her Valentines day streams
>3Ds
>her rare ASMR streams
>her membership stream from July 2024
>her membership stream from April 2025
>her membership stream from November 2025
>her last Silent Hill F stream
>Thanksgiving with her family
>Ao oni
>walking streams
>Uma Musume
>Burger review
>Shiki collab

What to avoid
>watchalongs
>BloodRaven streams
>Advent collabs where she goes off by herself
>Balatro
>FF7
>RE Village
>VRchat streams (except the Advent one that one is good)
>Advent v Justice collabs
>ENreco

>>107480379
Also on the do watch
>Sonic Adventure 2
>Silent Hill 2

>>107471418
Lmao California

>>107469222
NC posted this

>>107479710
>rather hostile towards the idea of actually watching
Most of the time she's half-assing it when she streams nowadays and barely streams in the first place. Recommended streams - just pick what sounds interesting from her first year. It was all downhill after that

>>107480764
Who?

>>107479710
If you want to learn about her watch her zatsu streams from her first year

>>107480787
This anon is sadly right. You can still find a few hidden gems this year, but it’s become the exception nowadays

>>107480858
Him
>>107461275

>>107480921
People don't want to hear it or say it's antis but it's fact. I would challenge anyone to find a solo stream from 2025 that would place in her top 10 streams since debut.

>>107480379
The Home Alone ones(she was so cute being so emotional over Kevin), Higurashi(really good because we have lore discussions and she sings the OP each time) and Clannad were actually quite good. The Shining was pretty good too. FF7 once the tech stuff evened out was pretty good too, which is even more of a shame she was scared off from it. Wall Market for the 1st game and Gold Saucer for the second would've been peak. I can only hope she and Mori can gather together and go through it as Aerith fangirls.

>>107479846
Yeah definitely watch her debuts, really gives you an idea of what she used to be like so you can see just how far she declined since then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KfW7Lnclu0
Starting

>>107482097
pay me

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Thank you for all the suggestions.

>lazy bitch

>>107482202
No worries, Jail-fledgling. Hope you enjoy!

Half of the childrens songs sound the same

>>107482097
your voice is your instrument, retarded birdwoman

3 SONGS HOLY SHIT SHE FINISHED THE LYRE

>>107482488
She doesn't think so

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>Hallelujah
Can i get an Amen? May we pray for better times with Rissa

>>107482571
Amen

>>107482571
Amen

>>107482571
Amen

>>107482571
kys anti

Ah, such goodness. Really soothes me.

>>107482633
You will never win BloodTranny

Listen I like her singing but if she's going to say she can't stream because her throat hurts and she needs to see a doctor I'm not going to believe her if she does this.

Rissa's pussy on stream

>>107482687
it's just an excuse so she can play Genshin and Love and Deepspace

>>107482633
You first bloodfag

Little Darling? More like Little Bastard

>>107482732
*Spend Jailbird money

>>107482776
He's little Fucker. Little Baby and Little Fucker.

>>107482571
Amen

>I have to order breakfast
Why are vtubers so lazy, how hard can it be to put some bread in a toaster or something?

>>107482851
If you make a lot of money ordering food is easier

>can't do two different things with botj her hands at the same time
>can't think with her hands while singing

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>>107479710
baldurs gate and runescape

>>107482571
Amen

>>107483118
I know you. Can you make her give birth to a bunch of Jailbirds

>>107471186
i want to sex this woman

Gulp

>>107483028
She's a short bus kid, no doubt about it

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>Hallelujah again
Amen

My cute theater girl oshi is improving.

>>107482776
Welcome to cats. Ignore you one minute, all over you the next.

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>>107484413
dead ship

>>107484413
sex ship

>>107484465
>>107450428

Throat hort

>>107484621
Doesn't seem like it

>>107484621
by big korean cock

Nice rendition of Aerith's theme she did there. I never felt more relaxed than just chilling with this.

>>107484465
Settle down, bloodfaggot

This can't be a revelation, theres probably hundreds of words like that

>>107479710
you could ask /ope/ on tower

>>107484979
What pisses me off is that if you don’t 100% pronounce it their way they completely don’t understand you.

Learning languages phonetically can be a bitch with a lot of learned bits. Its amazing that humans can teach our brains to solidly stick an accent at birth, but its so hard as adults.

>>107476145
Aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeeeee

dont feel sorry Rissa we enjoy listening to you eat

Did she get ginger ale on purpose

why does this retard keep mentioning her korean MIL??
I always recoil when she talks about her "korean history"

She seems to be a little more self-deprecating than usual

Well she is eating healthy, thats good.

does she know about the baoberry?

>>107486085
I'm pretty sure they've talked about it on stream

So she's eating, streaming, and scrolling through twitter?

>>107486127
Thats most zatsu streams

She said Shiori had it

>>107486127
We're eating good, Jailbird

Rissa is soon gonna be as crazy as Nasu and makes up lore that the heavens are in some layer between current Earth. Are we gonna have Hololore get Nasuverse textures?

>>107482202
If you're not watching now she's going over her family lore

For the people that wonder why she says Moona and the Mori song aren't hers, listen to this right here.

>>107487200
It's pretty intuitive too, it was just copebirds who insisted otherwise

Man what annoying process, people need to get a damn grip on giving other artists the run around.

Also Lilium, poor girl. Just let her have it dagnabbit.

>>107471186
That's a man

>if things don't meet my expectations then I don't release it
Oh so THAT'S why we've been starving for 9 months

Are these fuckers deaf? She said twice she couldn't raid into it.

Shuba love

I fully expect Override at Fes, its almost at a million.

>>107487883
Nah, she was with Mori last year, I doubt they have a duet twice in a row

>piece of rain

She's regretting not streaming publicly so she could get better viewership since no one else is on

10th 8PM CST, probably a collab since its later than normal

>JAILBIRDS PLEASE BUY MY MERCH MANAGEMENT IS WATCHING ME

>>107488053
she never has foresight (except when someone graduates)

Wow what a nice note to end on thank you Nerissa

Honestly she's not wrong that tariffs and the general Economy is truly shit for merch

total umanigger death

March is pretty cool for Fes, so I could see some cute JP or western gal wearing it. Though it will be hell to try washing afterwards. Good thing Japan is mostly clean. If it was back in NY, I would say you're gonna have to dry clean that onesie after a concert.

>>107476145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KfW7Lnclu0&t=4878

I will forgive Nerissa for everything just for a mouth related ASMR members stream.
https://x.com/MeroMeroAi/status/1995636869762294253

>>107488758
Go watch the gum chewing stream

>>107488173
>Tariffs and general economy
Problem is the overcharge from the material cost is way too high. A fucking plastic thread beanie shouldn't cost 44 dollars, nor should a plastic thread onesie cost 104$.
Why do we have to receive poorfag materials at premium cost?

>>107488279
>some cute JP or western gal wearing it
imagine the smell
but also, does it even ship in time? when did you guys get her last birthday merch?

>>107488868
Her 850k merch from nearly 7 months ago just got here

>>107490530
>>107490530
>>107490530