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1. Sign the Hololive renewal contract today.
2. Prepare a livestream on the 24th called "important announcement" on the 22nd.
3. In that stream, she starts crying a lot and keeps apologizing to everyone. She calls herself stupid and mean names to gather sympathy point. Then she says that she wants to stay instead and that quitting was the worst mistake in your life. She says that she should have talked to other members about it.
4. Lamy, AZKi, Towa and Luna enter the stream and give her a group hug. They say that there is nothing to be ashamed about not understanding how you feel and that they are proud of her for wanting to stay.
5. Rename "graduation merch" to "welcome back merch"
6. YAGOO makes a public announcement about letting her stay and prioritising the safety and work conditions of the girls.
7. Kanata's views skyrocket as she becomes Hololive's first ever cancelled graduation story.
8. This day will forever be known as "Kanata's Christmas Miracle"

Everyone will forgive her, especially given her circumstances, her disease, and the fact that this happened on Christmas day.
She will no longer sing or participate in lives as much, but she will still be able to stream alone or with other talents.

Friends happy. Heimin happy. Other talents happy. Yagoo happy. Shareholders happy. Company happy. Japanese Economy happy.

Mission accomplished.
Good Ending, SSS+ Rank.
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i have never in my life seen this much copium from any other community
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>>107426020
Someone PLEASE translate this plan and send it to Kanata through a private message.
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>>107426020
holy copium, and
>he thinks Fagoo cares
lmao
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>>107426020
She worked for 6 years, just let it go. No one can be an idol forever.
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>>107426139
She can still be a streamer, though. Heimin would be 1000% fine with her not singing anymore if the alternative is losing ehr forever.
Literally what is stopping the stuff in the OP from happening?
All of this is the result of Kanata's idol autism getting in the way of reality. She is so fucking retarded I wish I could become her friend and tell her what a stupid mistake it is to graduate.
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>>107426020
>Good Ending, SSS+ Rank.
I wouldnt consider getting stockholmed by a black company a good ending teebeeheich
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>>107426184
what you want is not exacly the same shit Kanata wants, you are not 5yo to not understand that, just laet it go and face the fact that you will never see her again.
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>>107426020
>1. Sign the Hololive renewal contract today.
Not an option. Yagoo said already that if she stays she's gonna keep getting the same treatment as before. Best case scenario right now is reincarnation
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>>107426084
It's pretty funny that it happens after every announcement, the idea that just because the graduation stream hasn't happened it's possible to reverse it.
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do heimcucks really
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Heimins, your oshi after failing to return and live normie life will either become a plaything of abusive boyfriend or a fucktoy of Kson.
How does it make you feel?
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>>107426270
What's funny about that? I think your sense of humor is broken.

Unlike EVERY OTHER ANNOUNCEMENT, this one was not shared to her friends.
The graduation pipeline goes like this:

Talk to friends -> Talk to Management -> Announce Graduation

Most (attempted) graduations stop at step 1, i.e. they are talked out of it by their friends.
Kanata's circumstances are unique in that she skipped step 1 to get to step 3.

This technically means that, right after the announcement, she has entered step 1.
It's not "cope" to see a pattern. Her closest friends are currently trying to talk her out of it.
They can't say it during a stream because they have to be respectful towards her decision in public, but outside of the stream they are probably begging her and debating her to stay.
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>>107426373
that just makes her return to vtuberhood even more likely :)
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>>107426373
Please don't bring your NTR fanatasies into an unrelated thread. I am sure there are generals for your kind.
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>>107426373
>>107426273
They can't even speak japanese
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>>107426020
don't worry, she won't fuck you either way
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>>107426020
have some fuwaboobs to calm down
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>>107426380
>her friends are talking her out of it
>she's going to cancel the graduation
>she's going to stay forever
anon, this happened for coco
this happened for sana
this happened for aqua
this happened for ame
this happened for chloe
this happened for shion
this happened for fauna
this happened for mumei
this happened for gura
hell this even happened for rushia and mel, some poor fool deluded himself that termination was reversable. please stop, the quicker you come to terms with it the sooner you'll be able to heal
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>>107426020
You fucking Subhuman.
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>>107426270
A week after graduation they will shit on Kanata for being a traitor.
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>>107428168
Thats already happening.
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>>107426020
keep coping to minimum
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>>107426139
She very clearly didn’t think this through. Her managers and staffs are also useless and failed to give any levelheaded advice. The most retarded part is how they became so shit scared of leaks that they don’t even allow her to tell other members who might have been able to give some bare minimum counsel.
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wow doesn't sound like a shit post but an actual delusional Hololive fan. sadge
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>>107426020
>prioritising the safety and work conditions of the girls
Might want to say how you actually accomplish this.
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>>107427207
His point is that for every graduation you actually see, there's other 5 or so that were "cancelled" before it was too late.
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>>107426020
>Friends happy. Heimin happy. Other talents happy. Yagoo happy. Shareholders happy. Company happy. Japanese Economy happy.
Sounds like Kanata is the only miserable one in your scenario. Most fans would rather prioritize her wellbeing.
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>>107434812
Kanata would also be happy, if the alternative is a fucking wage slave job.
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>>107426020
Ngl I hope she doesn't drop any graduation merch. I just don't wanna give Cover any more money.
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>>107426184
>Heimin would be 1000% fine with her not singing anymore if the alternative is losing ehr forever.
Boo
fucking
HOOOOOOOOOOO

You're going to have to move on, there are many Vtubers that can't come back for health reasons, Kanata is not the first of them nor will she be the last.



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