▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki ◆【Kokoromo Memory】恋衣めもり (JP) https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>107447725
kek
>>107454113Where is Chisaka Airi Ch.? Is she safe? Is she all right?
Look what you did
LOKI #1 PHASE RAPIST
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
>>107454202by a person of high melanin no less
>>107454208Sex with all three.
>>107454208This is it, the prophesied moment in which Pico will take pictures of Yuu raped on the wall...by Nasa
aight runie im lost in the storytime to wrap it up doll
this thread is loli territoryhags beware
Pay attention Pippa is giving an specific sets of instructions, like which airline she uses at which time of the day
>PIPIPIPIIPIPI>but jp
>>107454334You NEED to hear about dr evil the reindeer
>>107454208Assuming the corrective position
Hag sex
How do you say "I want to rape you Pico-chan" in Japanese?
>>107454203She's settling her differences with Pippa in an oil wrestling match. The first to remove the other's g string wins
>Runie is so invested in this trashy hallmark drama she's writing that she's started cryingTheater kid (congratulatory)
Bibi is graduating already...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QfaOoHRtU
pico news
>>107454467
>>107454208>>107454327
what type of correction does lumi most enjoy?
Pippa love
>>107454557auto
Fingering Pippa in the seat next to me
>>107454588I made this post.
[Jelly news] She is moving to Alabama.
>>107454557Bondage
>>107454384I'm already in the cargo bay
I have it on good authority that Runie may in fact be a cute dork.
i super duper love my CUTE HAG wife, clio aite
yuus family calls her big sister despite being younger
MN is such a good artist. Makinists are lucky to have an obsessor like that in their community. They're incredible.
>>107454604I will never forget how she let chat pick a date location and it was Alabama and she really didn't want to go but they browbeat her into it and then she loved every second of it.
Fisting Pippa's anus
>>107454646What if she peer pressured you into doing coke
>>107454647She has that big sister in her
>>107454665Its like catfish noodling
>>107454646you are a victim poor student...
Sticking my tongue inside Pippa's anus and licking her clean from inside
>>107454755this nigga eats shit
>>107454755
>>107454633impossible, do you have any proof?
>>107454770Grow up
Sticking your tongue in the gaps of Pippa's teeth and tonguing her weird hole in the roof of her mouth.
>>107454792stop eating shit
Clara sex.
>>107454792Grown ups don't eat shit, you nasty fuck.
What if we gave Dizzy unlimited access to shotas?
>>107454830clara should stream
Phase is ready to take over the worl...nevermind
>>107454699big is right
>>107454830Clara seems like she would be a bit of a dead fish.
>>107454847nnnnnnnnyo streaming is hard
>>107454834meds now
Making girl lemonade from Fiji water with Pippa
>>107454755nigga eatin doodoo
>>107454830I can fix her
[Runie news] Writing movies is hard!
>>107454680COKE SEX WITH CLIO LETSGOOOOO!!!!https://files.catbox.moe/mbf7w9.jpeg
>>107454852
>>107455026noice
>>107454830
It's Christmas soon and no one is using the chibis yet
>>107455026How would Clio feel if she saw this?
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
MARTEN HATE!
>>107455123Horny
>>107455118>Not one of the girls have padoru yetGrim.
Does this make you angry anon?
Snorting coke off Pippa's butt crack
>>107455123>"DAAAAAAMN, I look sick."Or something along those lines
Does Clara even talk to the JPs? Kaleido or Mirari? She's always seemed completely disconnected from Phase JP in my head.
>>107455134It's hard to imagine Clio being horny given how dry her personality seems.
>>107455026>Freckles
Which Phasers would do the best playthroughs of Shovel Knight?
Where's the marimari_en stream?
>>107455171Each gen does a weekly meeting, so yes, I guess she does.
>>107455179She is a raging lesbian who constantly retweets horny art on twitter
>>107455220In a van down by the river.
[Yuu news] SHEXY DYNAMITE LET'S GO
>>107455220Only on QVC
>>107455179>he doesn't know about the demure librarian phenotype
>>107455164I ordered it, we're not all incel chuds /here/ there's also incel wokes like me.
>>107455296I guess I don't.
>>107454557
>Christmas in Montana is already taken
>>107455026tributeable, I wonder if clio wants to see mine
The Legendary Knight who loves us and is coming back.
>>107455345It didn't even have a horse
>>107455171She went to Memory's house and cooked mashed potatoes with her. She hung out with Pico and tried to get her to go to a silent disco while in Vancouver.
>>107455171Clara can barely speak Japanese
>>107455171She participated in the rape of Yuu in the mildly uncomfortable Canadian summer of '25
>>107455171Michi doesn't seem to like Clara at all
RATE THE EVIL WOMANRATE THE STORYRATE THE BRAINSTORMINGRATE THE YAPPINGRATE THE STREAM
>>107455345She wanted a location where it was snowy and horses coukd be pasturing. Montana and Colorado were the picks Runatics decided on. Runie picked Montana because "it sounded nice."
>>1074555549/10 gave me warmth back to the cold...
>>107454202
>>107455396>silent discoA what now?
everyone's ending damnit
>>107455554Raided a vod from yesterday/10
>>107455526Clara is everything most japs despise about gaijin
>>107455526I believe it but what makes you say that?
>>107455594it's time to go to bed you have work in the morning
>>107455526michi barely interacts with the ens at all
>>107455594time for phase friend and sentient bush homunculus miia!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3IJp-5b0-0
>>107455594Bro, your indies?
>>107455554Better than actual Hallmark movies/10
>>107455526What does Michi care about?
What if phasers streamed at different times so no downtime?
>>10745555410/10 unlike hallmark movies
Phase friend Nene is back on her AMSR grind. Show her some of the phase fan lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saI-uTThkY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saI-uTThkY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saI-uTThkY8
>>107455699invaders 7: phantasm will solve this
Eimi should stream
>>107455554wasn't that evil today i was expecting a ruse
Bibi is already graduating? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QfaOoHRtU
>>107455672Idk, I forget she exists most of the time.
How long until Eva collabs with Phase and ends the Asian domination?
>>107455759Pregante, She has 9 pups in the oven
>>107455777nice script, did your boyfriend make it?
I wanna breastfeed Wemi and change her diapers.
>>107455792we're going to need more breasts
>>107455785fug
>>107455759She's too old for this shit.Her husband got a brand new job, got her pregante and she's ready to be a full-time mother.
>>107455699It's the cost of the Daoist protection spell Phase has
>>107455132>Sakana, it's me. Some anon is starting to get dangerously close to the truth. What do I always tell you? The hospital, not the morgue.
>>107455824My bad guys
>>107455813>no phasersIt's so over.
>>107455785Considering she's irrelevant probably never
>>107455759>>107455792She's not the one pregnant of course. She's announcing which member of Phase Connect she knotted.
>>107455672MEAAAAT!
>>107455809Most dogs havd inbetween 8-10 nipples so Bibi will be fine.
>>107455813wow look at all these phase connect members thanks for sharing
>>107455785she already was in a concert with hina
>>107455813
>>107455813There's some two steps from phase there
>>107455471Yet much better than Tenma, curious
>>107455813I like Miwas forehead
>>107455859Which Phaser made this post?
>>107455813who is 2nd row 2nd from right
>>107455672
Why do you guys bring up Eva more than any other general. Neither /lig/ or /jewcorp/ talk about her.
>>107455929Rie
>>107455672Meat, vidya, lifting, konbini
4chins will not come back after "maintenance"
>>107455813Where are the homos? Rie don't look
phase needs to hire married women for their next gen
>>107455947This thread is like some faggots Discord, there's a group of vtubers that aren't even in Phase that they talk about more than actual Phase Connect members
>>107455883all future phasers
>>107455672food, vidya, sleepin
Why did Lumi make Marten so fat?
>>107455947You now how people joked that Miia was Lumi's organ donor clone? Eva is that but for Lisa.
>>107455947
>>107455939Tokaku from SVP, Uruka's sister.
>>107455813>Lemi, Yui, Toka and Perrybased
>>107455947She's a Phase friend and we like her and want her to Phase in. It's not that complicated.
>>107455939Toka of SVP, shares art mama with Urukahttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIupuPQXXbCMoUfy2qpzgBg
>>107455947sir, this is /tsunx/ 2all tangentially related vtubers are discussed
>>107455959Why is rave paint so hot?
Miia is 1/2 Mari and 1/2 Lumi
>>107455962That would probably not be the worst thing to ever happen honestly.
>>107455990Where are the Eimi burping videos. HIME SAVE ME!!!
>>107456011Toka has a great chest when she takes the outer layer off
>>107456023Is /tsunx/ even around on the other site?
>>107455947she cuteA memeI want more music chuubas...
>>107456031I think it's the negative space leaving work for the imagination, same reason why the monster you don't see is scarier
>>107455939Tell me, anon. How much do you like sniffles?
>>107456031Implied public nudity, same as tan without tan lines
Oh man
>>107456047
>>107456033she even looks like their child
>>107456023Amiya Aranha will save /pcg/
>>107456058yes, they even talk about Evatruly that thread best embodies our soul
>>107456102Amiya is too good for this thread.
>>107456081
>>107456033and 100% /trash/
>>107456102Of all the remaining Tsun's to possibly Phase in, Ami is at the bottom of the list. I would sooner expect Char to rise from the grave than Ami to Invade. She's doing fine on her own.
Eimi should fart right now
>>107455947>this is /pcg/ we don't talk about Phaseb streamers here
>>107456078>Runie is going to make me wish I was molested as a childNot sure how to feel about this.
>>107456162I do. I also talk about Phase friends.
>>107456133This will always be my favorite eimi clip
Eimi has a fat girl laugh
>>107456133I don't burp like this and I'm a 95kg man
>>107456078>kindergarten teachershe's gonna bring back the spirit of October 7th
watching the offcollab vod, Pippa has a nasty yellow stain on her finger, Shiina is wearing her wedding band on her pinky, Airi is suprisingly quiet and Sinon is perfect!
>>107456224Is pretty good but hot noods clips still hold a strong place for me
>>107456233because she is a fat girl
>>107456251
>>107456211Phase friend is just an excuse to justify off-topic posts about non Phase talents. It's a gateway to enabling threadshitting
>>107455981because he's a chungus boy
>>107456078oh boy resident evil part 481
>>107456152h-he just went missing after axis shock, there's still a chance he's not dead...
>>107456281Do you want us to talk about you instead femanon?
I love most of the talents in Phase Connect, but I also like a handful of indies. Is it wrong for me to want those same indies to join the Phase ecosystem? Either as talents or regular collaborators. Does anyone else feel the same way as me?
>>107456274fuck off
>>107454113Why does Sana look so fucking cool here
>>107454563auto?>>107454606>>107455335makes sense
>>107456281who the hell even are all the "phase friends"? The only phase friend I know is Chromu
>>107456310
>>107456350a bunch of normie ewhores from some old dead 2 view vtuber company like tsunderia or whatever the fuck it was
>>107456347https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autocorrection
>>107456281Generally, if you collab with phase, you are a phase friend
>>107456283I can only picture him as this stewie
>>107456329>SanaWhomst?
>>107456329>Sana
>>107456380I thought you were referring to some elaborate contraption which would deliver painful electric shocks to her clitoris whenever she raised her voice.
>>107456102I want to squeeze and hug Ami
>>107455672making the white piggu (clara) go home
>>107456320Most people do, but best not to bring them up unprompted
my beautiful racist italian wife panko is very close to 100k subs!!!!
>>107456410kekgonna check your fattie now
>Phase friend wars begin again
>>107456283I wanna flick his stupid face right between the eyes.
>>107455947It's one faggot sperging about her instead of watching her stream because she sucks
>>107456450I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
>>107456439Where did you come from?
>>107456450History doesn't repeat but it does rhymeAlso don't forget the ultimate Phase friend
[Jelly news] JORB
>>107456450https://www.twitch.tv/miia
>>107456502
>>107456483My mother and father
>>107456502Imma eat that ass
>>107456450please don't remind me, the phase friend baker wars... the character limit, commieschizo...
Hime pls have gay sex with me
>>107456428Isn't that exactly what Wikipedia says?
>>107456567Yes because they base it on research and not instagram shorts.
>>107456567vegetable oils have less saturated fatty acid than animal fats
>>107456567remember when the roided manlet of ISRAETEL (srsly how jewish can you be) lashed out against anyone mentioning that seed oils are shit and now even the government is slowly admitting they might be in fact shit?
I'm going to have some beans on toast
>>107455785Not too long actually, Pippa is emceeing for this.
When does season 2 of Phase Connect start? I'm getting bored of this one.
>>107456652remember to keep your beans on toast license up to date!
>>107456652why not a large pizza instead?
>>107456603I think she would be okay with it if somebody was doing the raping
>>107456623>>107456627Food science scares the European.
>>107456662How the fuck did I do this twice in a row.
>>107456652
>>107456680Tomorrow.
>>107456689>obese MIGAboomer
>>107456689I will trust the advice of countries with lower average waist circumference
Sorry cuckpipis, bank account hort because I flew out to cali for 2 daysSponsored stream on Tuesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QfaOoHRtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QfaOoHRtUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69QfaOoHRtUMY DOG IS GONNA DIE LETS GO
>>107456380come now anon, that is absurd. lumi is at least half of the panko posters. spelling errors are the one avenue that allows her to be the petty tyrant rather than the powerless object. autocorrct would would take that away from her. surely she must despise it. >>107456428damn anon that.. escalated. I would rather tie it to another behavior though. streaming is the only time she raises her voice. punishing her for something she has already been punished for feels cruel rather than a loving application of discipline to show you care. could we tie it to poor grammar? or perhaps truely abberant behavior like forgetting her cord?
>>107456688I think she would like love-y sex too as long as it was kinky in some ways.
Mina should play Stronghold!
>>107456684Only good pizza place where I live costs like 50 bucks for one pizza
>>107456718>nene>evaI see two invaders 4 members
nini /pcg/...
>>107456746Some pet-play I guess
>>107456734You mean the tiny malnourished countries.
>>107456759You should burn that place down out of principle
>>107456743>truely
>>107456407>>107456412Sorry my bad, typo.Why does Mumei look so fucking cool here
>>107456759brutal
>>107456760I definitely don't want Ali or the tranny.
>>107456764nini doremu
>>107456718oh my god my favorite vtuber glup shitto
>>107456736Why would she fly out to Cali if she lives there already
>>107456753
>>107456743>autocorrct
>>107456736Southwest had admitted DEI prioritization on applicants over actually qualified individuals. Not surprised that she said it's the best
>>107456851NTABut I will rape you.My eggs, testicles, or like I like to call them, eggnads, are also going to penetrate your already weakened sphincter. Weakened how? By my hefty glans, of course! You will be tumbling around like a discombobulated giraffe when I am done with you.
>>107456736Pippa will buy a plane in two years
>>107456910She is secretly Canadian.
>>107456924
>>107456502>>107456545Jesus Christ is #1 Phase ENEMY
>>107456718@grok force Nene Amano to have sex with me
>>107456736why the fuck did she fly to California for the weekend?
>>107456958tbf that actually benefits fat people cus they wont be in the plane when it gets crashed by some brown woman who failed every class in flight school but somehow became a captain right after graduation anyway
>>107457020It was an important event. Sinon had to pay her respects to the queen of phase.
>>107457022aaaah no its the jews fault im fat not mine
>>107457020Hang out with clique 1
>>107457022
>>107457012After Nene invades you can have sex with her
>>107457069that is such a stupid chart
>>107456926>>107456928>fat AND gay AND retarded holy shit you guys are not doing well
>>107457022>the amerilard projects xis fatness upon all in xis sight
>>107456741nyo....
>>107457100@grok I want her BEFORE she becomes the communal onahole
Mina should post wheat fields
Bibi live
>>107456807>>107456916never say I am a selfish lover
>>107457069Muyu is not a chud moo!
>>107455981reflects fanbase
Your oshi's kisses have seed oils, quit caring
dog sex
>>107457209Mine dont
>>107457036Kek I'm not sorry 403...
My dog wife is live. Cya virgins
bibi sounds like she has huge tits
>dizzy likes MMAdidn't think it was possible for me to gosling any harder
bibi on my pipi
>>107457262B at best
Bibi's model is so good its insane
>>107457259you don't know shit about cooking, it's very easy to buy natural foods from the store
>>107457259>Guys it's not my fault
I want to get raped by a cute girl.Actually I don't even care if she's cute I just wanna get raped by a girl who thinks i'm cute
i pissed on bibishes mine
>>107457342
>>107457314What the fuck does natural even mean?
Eimi Isami isn't even gooning right now, fake loser.
>>107457361are you volunteering
I'm watching Bibi. Can you lardmericans stop coping, please.
>>107457368Unimproved and moldy.
I'm doing the dog
>>107457368no added preservatives and sugar and shit
>>107457321Damn thats a fuckable cat
>>107457403No, were watching Jelly and defending our superiority.
>guitar streamNo Bibi... you can't do that before Michi...
where is clara
>>107457410When I went to Japan in 2023, the food was much cheaper than America
tea and bibi time
[Jelly news] Jelly is the least racist vtuber
>>107457427DO NOT THE CAT!
>>107457457Yeah, but you are not considering the local purchasing power.
>>107457457By the magic power of exchange rates, you're suddenly rich
>>107457443sucking cock
>>107457443left until tuesday or wednesay, something like that.
>>107457443She got her birthday paycheck and fucked off to the bars again lmao
>>107457457Yeah, but the Japanese people are underpaid and over taxes, plus the yen is in the gutter.
>>107457469beebee...
>>107457410$30 for a 5kg bag. That's enough for like a month
>>107457539just don't give inez
>>107457488My bad
I know this is membership content but I thought this was really cute of Jelly playing with her rat
>>107457604
>>107457597chuds on /pcg/ dont know how to cook or shop
shant be clicking that
>>107457410its not because food is cheapits because hyper-palatable, low-nutrition, low-satiety food is super cheapIf you eat a giant cabbage you're like "this sucks also i'm super full" and you ate like 200 calories.If you eat a sleeve of oreos you ate like 4000 calories and you can prolly still eat more
>>10745759750% of my paycheck is spent on energy drinks
I FUCKING LOVE THIS DOG
>>107457665Insanely based.
>>107457665Based.
>>107457604The AI doppelgangers of the vtubers are funny to me
I LOVE FUCKING THIS DOG
>>107457638I eat rice almost every day and do meal prep. I'm a gymfag.>borderline riotingYou're talking about Japan here. Rioting for them means having polite conversations about the cost of rice at work. "borderline rioting" means they don't care.
>>107457694
>>107457724Post BMI
>>107457706Saya?
>>107457694the moefication of uruka is especially funny
>>107456910Pippa doesn't live in california
>>107457743Keep ignoring the problem as the average weight and percentage of obesity goes up every year. Just be better on an individual level bro.
>>107457780WHEN IS SHE COMING BACK
>>107457665You should find a black person and buy his EBT card so you can get more energy drinks
>>107457020Had to "work" and get "not black out" drunk with airi, shiina and sinon
Dizzy "Agartha is Inside My Vagina" Dokuro
Eating Bibi's biscuit
>>107457791Oregon, California, same shit
>>107457815If you're a taxpayer it's your right to take it
>>107457724The food pyramid filters half the users on this board because they're ketofags who conflate "portion control" with "meme fad diets." I've seen many /ck/fags tell me beans will kill you because of any "antinutrients" and shit, conveniently forgetting that if you fucking cook the beans before you eat them it's not a problem. It's all multiple layers of pseud bullshit to boogeyman your way out of "I'm fat because I ate too much and can't cook." Modern culture is all about unlearning every settled best practice in the world because you were too incompetent to follow it and need a scapegoat.
>>107457867>modern society is designed from the top down to make you fat and stupidYes, that's the point retard.
>>107457867The food pyramid is kinda retarded even with portion control.
>>107457867Food pyramid is outdated because it was made during a time where people did more industrial labour than desk jobs. Swap the veg and carbs portions and you're gucci. You should really only be eating a lot of carbs if you're doing heavy exercise either recreationally or for work
So what happens to Phase when Sakana succumbs to his food poisoning?
>>107457906If by modern society you mean "I'm too stupid to listen to the doctors then blame those same doctors for not physically forcing me to listen to them," then yes. Skill issue.
>>107457926stronny takes over
Remember to make your fake accounts for panko
>>107457926Lumi inherits it and becomes CEO.
>>107457926Lumi takes over
>>107457918Eating lots of vegetables is also a meme
>>107457918thisit really is not hard to figure this shit outalso, who the fuck will judge you for having a healthy diet and bringing your lunch to work???
>>107457926My headcanon is this photo was taken before he started eating and that's just the portions you get in Calif*rnia for $30
>>107457926Dizzy takes over
>>107457948God I wish
>>107457827The kids won't ever forget what they witnessed on their adventures, on that day, they not only became men, they also became legends.
>>107457926His mainland Chinese genetics make him immunie to food poisoning
>>107457918Eh the fruits/veggies combined are like 9 servings compared to the 11 from grains so it's not that big a swap
Have you /ck/ retards considered watching vtubers before? Here look there's even a link you can click to watch one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7AyGYHlII
>>107457795So you're fat.
>>107457966No it isn't. Eat your vegetables Jelly
>>107458008
>>107458008I'm watching bibi right now while I get ready for bed
>>107458011vegetables have low macros
https://x.com/h2osakana/status/1997899943194116347
>>107458008I'm watching phase friend lulu lasso doe
>>107457966Yes eating veggies and seed oils are a meme. Fruit too. Subscribe to my channel for more tips.
>>107457932>I'm too stupid to listen to the doctorsThe doctors that give kids amphetamines and recommend you take the fourth coof booster? You're going back and forth now between absolute subservience to authority and rejection of it.
>>107458008Bad dog
>>107457926
>>107457918I would argue you should eat fewer carbs than that, but not by much (and not keto necessarily). Probably more fruits than veggies, while picking them wisely. But at that point it is just trial and error to adjust what works best for you.
>Eat the processed food>Take the pillsMost "food" in america is poison and doctors push pharmaceuticals to kill you faster.
>San jose based robo taxiI wonder why it popped up into your ads Pippa. You didn't make it obvious already that you were in san jose
>>107458089
I luv marimari
>>107457604BRO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLIP THAT
>>107458008I always image bibi as having bigger tits
>>107458001Tbf I don't even consider the portions as numbers I just imagine the finished plate in terms of ratios.Measuring protein by weight is most important to me, but if I was a normie I'd just look at it like >nice big serving of meat>nice big serving of veggie>some rice, bread, or cheese>maybe a soup side>water or teaborderline riotingI don't even give a shit about breakfast. If you want a small amount of junkfood like a nutrigrain bar or something just to get a bit of energy then do it. Most important meals are dinner and lunch anyway
pftf? (not Pico)
>>107458091ARCHIVEBRO TELL HER TO DELETE THIS POST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy that Sakana is married and he eats like that
>>107458156This nigga thinks westernized asian women cook meals
>>107458156He has like 2 sons too
>>107458156He rarely ever sees his wife. I'm half convinced she's the beard for his CCP family back in Beijing.
>>107458110
>>107458156Crazy that you think western urbanite women know how to cook, let alone want to do it for a man.The single easiest way to get laid as a guy is knowing how to cook basic bitch restaurant tier food
https://x.com/terametaru/status/1997848607710703659Why did Lumi kill Phase friend Terametaru Gakuen
Why hasn't fishman torpedo'd Phase with a sex scandal yet? Is he actually waiting for a Marine?
>>107458239thisit is amazing how much bitches love a guy who knows how to cookyou still can't be a manlet, though
>>107458270Nopi asked her to
>>107458270
>>107458272in Lia's wordsYou can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fishman.
>>107458239>>107458287>sakana>knowing how to cookcmon now
>>107458307He's has the millionaire buff.
>>107458270Why has lumi been sniping random jp corpos recently?
>>107458315WHITE WOMEN OF PHASE CONNECT GET DOWN!
I'm going to watch Better Lumi now
Willy fans is it safe to gosling for her?
Now that Kevin has stolen a Kawaii and a Prism when will he get a V4M?
>>107458400Please let my fat tits Latina rave slut survive to Phase In....
[Bibi News]She saw the prototype for all 5 (five) Saga members
>>107458382Same
>>107458384She's a lawyer IRL, it couldn't be more risky but that's what makes it so exciting, don't you think?
>>107458270Nopi was really looking forward to more kouhai.
pftf?
>>107458384if you're asking, it's already too late...
>>107458451I want willy to dominate me
>>107458400In a way they are still with us
>>107458342Boredom
>>107458091>Here are the times I board planes>Here is my favorite flight service>Here is the city I am rn>Here are the taxi services I get ads forPippa's instructions are getting more and more precise
>>107458501Its like she wants to be raped but not be labeled a whore
>>107458342She has the holiday spirit
>>107458384She's my CO, it would violate fraternization laws. I we would both end up in the stocks
>>107458342JP Invaders prep
>>107458501It's because they're already in japan.
>>107458470Great. Now I'm sad.
>>107458557Willy in the stocks, bent over and defenseless
>>107458382Sell me on better Lumi as someone who doesn't really watch Lumi
the thought of my oshi silently laying in bed getting horny and masturbating to relieve herself is hot
>>107458470snag an idolcorp, Sakana
>>107458470Which ones have graduated and not come back as an indie or in another corpo?
>50 minutes in, still yappingPlay the fuxking game! It's important to me it's my childhood, TCG Card Shop Simulator, it's not just a game it's a way of thinking, you have to respect it and play it right, because it respects your intelligence which is why it's sooooo amazing and not like other video games.
https://poal.me/j3mmiahttps://poal.me/j3mmiahttps://poal.me/j3mmia
>>107458186Maybe not, but they aren't gonna eat that cooking either
>>107458646Who is your oshi?
>>107458342Sakana has his eye on a few JPs for a new gen. Nothing concrete yet, but it's best if they're available just in case.
>>107458382Why does she only stream at midnight now i miss her 10am streams
>>107458707
>>107458703Pippa
>>107458747Yeah that is hot.
>>107458707>Sakana has his eye on a few JPs for a new genPico has a whole ensemble to choose from
>>107458451Built for big orc cock
>>107458786>asking for consentwhat is wrong with orcs these days?
>>107457645n'wah plsI'm a NEET, cooking is one of the only things I do
>>107458703I love Panko
>>107458616She's a extroverted woman but she's nice and loves her fans.
>>107458728I just imagined a Chinchilla and Sleepy collab.
>>107458829https://files.catbox.moe/4rkifm.jpgPANKO MANKO
>>107458854What would happen if I squeezed her?
>>107458859
>>107458847Is today opposite day?
Jelly is asking to be groomed.
>>107458887
>>107458091is she ironically or unironically asking to be abducted
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I have work tomorrow but thats ok
>>107458991Graduate whore
>>107459004kek
Bat
Panko Spanko
>>107458934Im talking about oli not lumi
I miss happy cheerful Clara :(https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rgGxHHDJDxk
>>107458962Worth
I would let Wilhelmina ruffle my head.
>>107459027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14y62x8J0Ik
>>107459063
>>107459076she's still like this tho??
Why does Jelly think I don't have a frog fetish?
>>107456283she should horny stream more often. the occasional forrays driven by a more electic perspective have revealed the sordid affair we typically we have come to expect from such endevors to be the mere product of the physicality that drives it. I think sharing a familiar journey traveled along a unique path would have more merit to it than she cares to admit.
Guys, Archivebro never uploaded Pippa's dinocop vodIm clueless as to why :^)
>I MUST DEFEND M'LADYPippa....
which phaser should I watch if I don't respect women and just want to masturbate
>>107459258Dizzy
>>107459206>assmongoloid is signed to the same talent agency as hasan piker>assmongoloid points out how he's not featured at fake awards show because of hasan piker>assmongoloid attacks people for attacking fake awards showThis is the most fake and gay engagement bait I've ever seen.
>>107459258dizzy
>>107459258the dizzler
Phase Connector for this feel?
>>107459361why isn't she black
>>107459361Clara
>>107459258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qJNSwFFByE&t=233shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OATb93GlE8w
>>107459361the dizzler
>>107458887She would blow out your ears
>>107459361Clio
>>107459197Others have archived it anyways. That faggot is really only there because she's lazy and doesn't want to get all of the donos
>>107459361none of them are trans
Lumi has a dirty pussy
>>107459361>dreams of working in the coal mines
>>107459419Eimi Isami would be happier in life if she had a huge veiny cock
>>107459361Pippa
>>107459389genuinely why would this exist other than porn?
>>107459500Dizzy used to enjoy milking her lovebugs. Now she's a prude
>>107459361>dreams of working the coal minesLiterally no one dreams of that they do it because the money is good or they have no other options
>>107459488who wouldn't?
>>107459372Her lungs will be
>>107458814They've gotten soft ever since they got turn into mexicans
Pickmes are basically the female version of male feminists
>>107459582but pick mes can actually have sex if they want
>>107459601a face made for cummies
>>107459582Not true at all. Women are disgusted by male feminists while men love pickmes. This isn't a coincidence
>>107459617round of applause for the pickmes.
This debate on "what is a vtuber" is so dumb, but is also unfortunately connected to current political climate.People say "being a vtuber is just being virtual" but thats just wrong. The most obvious point is that nobody in the vtubing sphere ever interacted with this peanut guy. Hes not a vtuber. He was literally nominated a joke. And now people are defending vtubers being the butt of the joke AGAIN. Its so fucking sad and apathetic. Being a vtuber is more than just using a virtual avatar. Its a style of interaction and shared interests and community around it with heavy influences of anime, internet, and technology culture. To boil down vtubers as "just virtual avatars" is fucking stupid and demeaning.This is basically the same as saying there is no such thing as "western" culture. Its just people who are in places doing things. Its just false. People dont understand how to describe the thing they are a part of, but that doesn't mean it doesnt exist. Its an existential crisis.
I miss ERPing with Femanon...
>>107459520Jiggle stream was 4 months ago, and it's more about her feeling of degradation that she enjoys
>>107459680Thanks for the input Shachimu
>>107459680why waste time thinking about this, the only people on the other side of the argument don't even matter
>>107459680thoughts on incest?
>>107459720
>>107459720Rape>incest>breastmilk
Got a psychological evaluation tomorrow, wish me luck bois.
>>107459751Good Luck, you'll need it if you want to pass the test.
>>107459751Don't sweat it, it's no big deal
>>107459740when's peanut phasing in?
>>107459751If you tell them you want to kill yourself they put you in a nice hotel room and give you free food!
bread doko?
>>107459740I feel like Pippa will have a tangent about this
>>107459751you better share the results. You're probably the first pcg user to ever get one
>>107459680hololive are the only true vtubers, anyone is is just e-thot bandwagoning
The western vtubing experiment has failed. Phasers should be forced to become fluent in Japanese (N3+) or graduate.
>>107459751Mention hearing voices. Employers love that
>>107459680The issue exists entirely because of western grifting whores on Twitch wanting to break from culture but grift on the namebrand of vtubing. This is not coincidentally the exact same group of people upset about the whothefuckcares awards. They want vtubing to be all about them and culture only matters when they aren't being taken seriously by the people they look up to (not vtubers).The truth of the matter is that anyone upset by it doesn't deserve to be called a vtuber anyway
>>107459793>N3>fluentthis is has to be bait to trigger me specificallyn
>>107459821>>107459680did you misclick /#/ Holobronies?
>>107459788Can do>>107459767Why's that?>>107459773That's what I hear so hopefully.>>107459782WOWEE!>>107459803Sounds bad for productivity.
>>107459821Most big twitch vtubers actually care about vtubing it's literally just the 3 that got nominated
>>107459788I got one when I did a stint in the military
Red?
>>10745991740
>>107459787Pippa watches worse trash than the peanut she has no room to talk
"Vtubuer" just means "virtual youtuber, a person using a virtual avatar to make content" just like how Im part of the "Super Smart and Cool Group" means I am super smart and very cool and you have to accept my opinions as fact.
>>107459361the absolute state of sloppa
>>107459680this was a good ego check for them desu respect your fans more or get replaced by flesh streamers
The vtuber award thing does not affect me emotionally at all because I already assume 99% of the population to be inferior to me on a fundamental level and the results only affirms my beliefs
do not make fun of my OC or I will cry>>107460022>>107460022>>107460022
>>107459954Ok, see it this way, he's just wearing a digital balaclava, we can his eyes and mouth, so it's the real him.
>>107460028> 99% of the population to be inferior to me on a fundamental levelThis is painfully true and why we need to restrict voting to the original intent of the Constitution.
>>107459934
>>107459821trvke
>>107455526Michi is, unironically, the one that likes Clara the most besides Pic(who loves flaunting her at jp karaoke fans.) When michi says “kaminari gaijin” she’s not being derogatory about it.Loki and Yuu seem to dislike her. Probably just the “why is the EN here” but Loki being a lewd fleshposter seems like she should like her but she doesn’t seem to. Memory can’t afford to dislike anyone.She and Iori seem like birds of a feather but I don’t recall anything between them. Nasa likes Clara irl
