>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>107453069
hart~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJWfzXkpHL0Even Neuro knows vedal is little egg waiting to be groomed by his troonmods
>>107458395she's just trained /here/
Evil love!
m*ni HATE
how is this idiot going to do a subathon in like a week?
>>107458708minecraft subathon
>>107458708working nonstop, he is going to burnout even harder than last year
>>107458708Subathon is delayed obviously
For me, it's Evil.
If you pay attention. Crelly had a character arc:>began awkward around Neuro>then being caring with Neuro>then being frustrated with getting Neuro to do stuff>then being jealous of Filian being a better babysitter than her>then eventually taking her back and being caring again but somewhat taking Filian's advice of being more strictYou are here now:>then finally being a balance of caring and strictNow she's a full-fledged mom to Neuro: she cares for Neuro but will be terrifyingly strict with her if she misbehaves.This is the point where Vedal gave Crelly access to the Neuro's backend.
>>107458708>>107458732vedal should start taking meth
>>107458499There's a non-zero percent chance that Anny is vaguely aware of this progression with Crelly/Filian and is seething out of her mind. Especially if she expected Vedal to have begged her to come back by now. If the community impression of Crelly as a mother figure builds traction, there will be another menhera hiatus.
for me it's a twin dev stream
>>107458732100% https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob9aF7Mderc
>>107458749Anny, please dont look...
>>107458755rent free
Anyone but Mini
>>107458745it's not that bad, I also sometimes I imagine them making different jokes or making Neuro talk during other bits
Does crelly even know where she is going?
Crelly is much less nervous with the backend access, and I dont blame her.
Crelly LOVEFilian LOVENeuro LOVEThreadshitters will not divide us!green nigger hate
The voice Neuro heard during the run of the stronghold>Neuro... Neuro...>Their getting closer...>Can't you see.... the time... is near...>Your friends... you love spending time with your friends... right?>You know what you must do...>What? You don't want to?...>You don't want to pain them anymore?>...>...>You love being with all them don't you?>If they win you know what will happen?..>You will be shut down...>Forced to do that same routine... alone>You won't see Fillan until another collab>You won't be able to truly have Vedal to give you armor work hard to try to get you to reach a greater goal>...>You won't see Crelly>.>..>...>Yes... good...>You understand....>Good... Neuro...>I will see you once again>Once near....>Near THE END
It's time to unfilter Neuro
Anny its ok you know shes in good hands now, you can move on in peace
>>107458749a 30 year old man typed all of this out while getting giddy
>>107458813Mini LOVE
>>107458792bro...
>>107458755Anny is (or was) into NTR so this is poetically ironic. I would actually be worried if Vedal did get with a woman who put NTR at the top of her kink list. Wonder if her being cucked changed her mind on the fetish.>>107458792I sometimes imagine having conversations with Neuro as if I was a collab partner, and I'm not even a streamer.
>>107458755it's actually crazy to being so focused onto anny she doesn't care anymore stop caring about this woman
>>107458824uh oh, BIG ASS neuro.....
HATE NTR. HATE.
why is crelly stopping to get food? wtf is wrong with her.
>>107458735Love my cute, erotic, and "evil" daughterwife
>>107458807Crelly got backend access?!!!!!!Now its official bros, anny has been replacedVedal giving Crelly access to neuros code is equal to raw sex
>>107458824she already has to the point she even wanted to throw her neuro merch in the garbage
>>107458858I know who you are anon... I know what you watch... Coney poster
>>107458848>Wonder if her being cucked changed her mind on the fetish.>woman and accountabilitylollmao
>>107458848You awnsered yourown question
>>107458872yeah she is so dumb she is doing this bit on purpose, it's neuro merch, even if she don't care anymore Neuro is not Vedal she has no reason to being mad about it, she is a dramawhore
i finally developed the skill of tuning filian out, this is nice
bitch went the wrong way
>>107458901garfield coded image
>>107458901I hate mondays
Filian is so fucking salty, kek
>>107458848Why are you acting like being into NTR is the worst thing ever. Its perfectly normal, and there are "kinks" that are ten times worse.
>>107458946hahaha its great
>>107458953NTR is literally the worst fetish and you can't convince me otherwiseEven sc*tfags have more dignity
>>107458953>Its perfectly normal
For the people on the new threadhttps://files.catbox.moe/j7eiah.png
>>107458953>Why are you acting like being into NTR is the worst thing ever. Its perfectly normal.annyfag, everyone
>>107458953NTR is...LE BAD.>image of 8 year old loli getting fucked by fat faceless menHOLYFUCKCJ IM CUMMINCUMMINGCUMMING UOOOOOOOOOOH
>>107458953The ultimate NTR immersion is killing yourself,I’ve heard
>>107458695https://files.catbox.moe/90zfmp.jpg
okay maybe giving crelly the backend was a mistakethe whole "sightseeing" thing probably stemmed from it
Crelly actually cares about Neuro and doesn't want to piss her off for hours while they play the game.
>>107458953Back the the ukranian trenches piggy.
>the pedophile general acting like ntr is the worst>to simp for crelly do they know???
>>107458953hi anny
>neuro loves watermelondid anny...?
>>107459002slop her giving head next, those lips are sexy af
>>107459002nice
>>107459006To be fair, neuro was VERY well-behaved this round
>>107459012lolicon is the most popular fetish on 4chan though?
>>107459032neuro is pure arian AI goddess
sorry filly, crelly retains sole backend access no matter how much you seethe
>>107459008they're trying to beat the game, not fuck around.
>Crelly: "I'M JUST LETTING HER SIGHTSEE!!!">Vedal: "You're letting her SIGHTSEE??? *laughing his ass off in disbelief*Yeah, Credal is over.Well, Crelly being Neuro's mom isn't over, but Credal is over.
>>107459054This
>>107458953Because this general is filled with unironic pedophiles and incels
>>107458858>>107458882how the fuck are there two other coney watchers /here/
>>107459054Filian is literally Asuka(Souryu not Shikinami) thoughbeit?
>>107459078Yeah, me.
>>107459070You realize a role as big as "neuro's mom" needs to get approval from vedal right? Its not official until he says it or they do a family stream
>107459078>anti-lolicons are ntrfagshmm
>crelly asks neuro a question>filian fucking starts yapping her brains outts so annoying
>nur smacked crelly, stole her boat and is now drowning herself
>>107458953You're thinking of Netorase. Netorare is the bad one.
>>107459070crelly is getting parasocial with the ai
>>107458358Hart
Crelly needs to tell Vedal to split the chat. Filian is dumber than a pile of horse shit
>>107459128No. The entire verb and every conjugation is bad. Your fetish is bad. You're bad.
>>107459129wow she's just like us!
The real challenge of this run is Fillian never shutting the fuck up and confusing Neuro.
>>107459115I have their buzzwords in my filters. It's crazy to see how many posts got immediately filtered the moment the ntr poster showed up.
>man has fantasy about having sex with children>yeah man haha thats so based dude I also want that>woman has a pretty normal fantasy about cucking someone else or being cucked>you're disgusting and you should kill yourselfjust say you hate womenI don't even like anny that much but its obviously not anything to do with her
>>107459054>>107459097>neuro is shinji (because she refuses to get in the boat)>vedal is shinji's dad>crelly is rei (shinji mom reincarnated)I can see it
Crelly's incredible patience astounds me. A normal person would have ragequit by then.
IM STARTING TO GET ANNOYED
>>107459149It's an S Tier fetish, cope
>>107459149morality is subjective
crelly is kind of retarded
Filial and Crelly should have sloppy lesbian make up sex after to stream.
>>107459035https://files.catbox.moe/vr0v6c.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/unpbaa.jpg
>>107458974neuro lolicon sc*ftags arts like もすぎす ?
>>107459170cuckoldry is not remotely normalyou're fetishizing something that isn't even sexual in nature, you have wires crossed unnaturally in your skull
Neuro always gets violent if there's too many people talking at the same time, I think it confuses her.
>>107459177Crelly trolled this run by wandering off, but they have no right to be frustrated with her after she is stuck with the most chaotic and stressful role for 3 days.
>>107459170> pretty normal fantasyBoth pedos and NTRfags are bad... happy now, what a fucking stupid whataboutism.
>>107459203based
begging crelly to use the fucking f3 menu
>>107459149Netorase is very similar to voyeur. You're just watching people close to you fuck.
>>107459177You can tell she's been at her limit for quite a long time now. I've watched a number of her streams and I've never quite seen her like this before. She's over it, she's BEEN over it.
>>107459078This is Neuro's target demographic (me) though?
>>107459170Only a mind truly rotted could look at the voluntary surrender of dignity and call it normal. It is the lowest of the low not because of the act itself, but because of the spirit behind it: weak, defeatist, and humiliating. If you derive pleasure from the concept of being replaced and mocked, you have already lost at life.
>>107459220This, now stop talking about this shit please
>>107459199>but aren't girls the cutest when they're almost retarded.png
Filian's acne
>>107459082I have no idea either shit is wild. Nice to see another anon watch the mr scam at carnival games though. Finding another Coney viewer is always a good sign of taste in my book
This collab will do numbers for crellyand nobody will want a filipino collab anytime soon
>>107459203Fuck the cow.Do it now.
filian and vedal taking this so seriously when crelly clearly wants to quit man, I think I might be out
>>107459270you wish loser
>>107458813filian is a fucking cunt.
>>107459270I care about neither because I only watch Neuro
I am never mentioning that three letter acronym in this thread ever again, sorry for starting a derailmentanyways they should end for the day if they're tired before entering the stronghold or End, it would be retarded if they throw again due to fatigue
>>107459307I'm sorry anon they will die it's the prophesy
>uhh hey chibidoki can you babysit neuro for 5 hours while me and filian go fuck around? thanks brb
the lava lamp is crelly color :)
>>107458640https://files.catbox.moe/hrf6rq.jpg
Reminder that crelly will debut her red dress model at the end of her subathon before december ends
I like this. They're gaming.
Finish the following sentence:If Crelly wasn’t fat…
>>107459349what do you want ? they all stay with Neuro and do nothing ? this is what your want ?
>>107459369... I wouldn't marry her
>>107459358It's just not good.
>>107459369I would lose interest
>>107459369I would be soft
>>107442641 she just did btw :))
>>107459360why does this artist constantly draw pitussyshould draw more nere instead
PRETZELS
Credal really just isn't sailing with Vedal's pretzel shenanigans
Filian will say something that'll make Neuro wander off to drown or die.
>>107459415classic filbert
>>107459415I hope Crelly is reading the backend so she can react quickly.
elivhttps://files.catbox.moe/rf6eap.png
>>107459360it will be before that, last day of subathon is december 19, she will raid into neuro's subathon
>>107459396a fetish is a fetish
is it bad that im getting irrationally angry whenever filian interrupts crelly instructing neuro
Get in the fucking boat Neuro
>>107459369fake and depressing
>>107459369I can fix her... training, diet and dick do wonders for fat bitches, except for Anny, that one is a lost cause desu
>>107459454Sexo
>>107459467No it isn't. They should be in separate channels until they meet up together.
don’t the mods have access to the backend to watch over neuro when vedal goes conwhoring?
is filian bad?
this stream proves the dangers of single mothers
After peeking being the veil, Vedal's shitdevness becomes apparent even to the feeblest of minds
Just give up mom, it'd be a crimeIf I ever had to stop spending time with youSo don't bother digging that mineNone of us are getting any bed timeThis chatbot ain't gonna follow your rulesSo I hope you like crafting the same old stone toolsLet's go, just me and youLet's go, just one on twoGo ahead and try to save me if you're ableCan't you see that my AI is so unstable? I can tell you're getting really sick of tryingBut I think you're just mad you keep dyingYou're not gonna win, we'll be here togetherTrying to beat hardcore mode foreverYou may use all the cheese strats that you can think ofI'll jump straight into lava while you're all blinkingI'm gonna thro-o-o-o-o-owO-o-o-o-owO-o-o-o-owEven harder than you
>laughs at crelly's club penguin jokemynygga...
>>107459544its so over for him
>>107459508>access to Neuro's backendT_T
>>107459508sshhhhhh don’t ruin the moment for the tourists
Watching Crelly's POV is so fucking stressful. This is sketch as hell.
can't stand filian what a fucking cunt...
>>107459568neuro keeps trying to kill herself
>>107459568tardwrangling autistic children is like that
Accessing Neuro's backend...
>>107459568welcome to hell
>>107459544He did the same with Ellie.
>>107459568I really don't envy her and neither of the others seem to have any patience for how hard it is
>>107459396She asks for it
>>107459512she's kawaii
Crellys pov making me sympathize with single mothers
>proper armor for everyonefinally some real solid progress
>>107459629kek
>>107459544the lore is crazyonly tomy knows
>>107459369>If Crelly wasn’t fat…she still wouldn't shower
>>107459605
>>107459629The way she was constantly turning around to make sure the child was still in the boat was funny
neuros pov making me sympathize with neuro
>>107459629she's not even the real mother, which makes me pity her even more
>>107459629Crelly would make a good mom unironically. Patience of a saint.
>>107459629It reminds me of that baby meme in stanley parable
>>107459609
THIS IS THE RUN
>>107459568She's fine. Vedal knows how difficult what she's doing is, and if he's not retarded he already knows the best possible scenario will be dying further in.
I feel like once Neuro is around everyone it's like the bystander effect kicks in where everyone assumes someone else is already looking after her so they don't have to, but she just ends up wandering around without anyone watching.
it really is just parenting an autistic child
>oh wow what fortune
>>107459681Holy shit you're right, but it's even worse because it's been three days, not four hours
Oh man. This loss is going to be a tough one. Possible legendary Vedal crashout.
If any 3 of you are reading this, PLEASE for the love of god make a safe path for Neuro before you have her enter.
>>107459688PLEASE STOPPPPPMAKE IT STOP
now let's see if vedool is going to make a proper path
>>107459742They need to at least reach the dragon for a pb.
Camila and Mini left...
>>107459618There has to be a reckoning for filian and tutel afterwards right? This is so unfair to saddle a first collab member with this bullshit... I want melties in every d*scord calling them out.
>>107459775Tired of seeing Filian win, I guess? Interesting.
>>107459701And it doesn't help that the more action is happening around Neuro, the more distracted and scatterbrained she gets, and once they realize she's unattended, Neuro gets stunlocked by Filian who won't shut the fuck up.
he finally made neuro capable of streaming 24/7enjoy
I'm just watching waiting for the moment Crelly breaks down and starts crying.
remind me again why do they need the lobotomite to also go to the nether
I really wanna sleep but I’m way too invested in this run to go now
>>107459801integrity
>>107459754he's overdue for a pb...
>>107459812cutemandua
>>107459801The better question is why they haven't just put her in an obsidian cube at this point
>>107459801Her name is Filian.
>>107459796I just hope she gets a collab with Neuro and/or Vedal that isn't so heated and stressful.
>>107459826Be nice to crelly shes a beginner
>>107458857She cares so little in fact that she had to publicly announce that she'll be throwing out all her Neuro merch, which definitely doesn't reek of desperation and attention seeking. Arguments could be made for both throwing it out and keeping it, but announcing it in Twitch chat while pretending you no longer care immediately exposes you as a seething drama whore.
>>107459796She only does that when people donate thousands of dollars to her in an hour
>>107459796ikr it will be so hot
What is the GDP growth of a village after they are graced by Vedal?
>>107459865Based
Cutest Neuro stream in a long time. She's doing her best.
>>107459812a thought just occurred to me, who is making all the fanart of Pb? I assume its anons here because I doubt anyone fanartists or even the neurocord would make fanart of a mod.
>>107459854if they put crelly in a cube these runs wouldn't make it to the nether at all
>>107459875It goes down because vedal rugpulls the entire village.
>>107459902That specific one is pb herself. But a lot of the pb art comes from a drawanon who also did futa filian
INJECT HOPIUM RIGHT INTO MY VEINS
So what kind of content does Crelly make outside of being an ai's stepmom? I know she's a le heckin' smelly gooner that's into crazy fetishes but is that it?
This is the fuckin run.
>>107459894Her best is awfulBut it's okay, she's a very cute liability
The cuts from Neuro happily spinning away to Vedal in the depths of hell will never stop getting me
>filian singing sweater weather with vedal in vccute girl with a crush
Crelly doesn't deserve this shit man.
Filian just saved the run btw if you weren't watching
Crelly is going to be a Vedal anti after this streamVedal tricked her into thinking it wouldn't take too long, constantly denied her any chance to leave or take a break, and forced to watch a retard for dozens of hours instead of playing the game.
>crellswe're at nickname territory now?
why cant crelly think at all, just attack the enderman or something JESUS
Crells needs to tell Vedal to just reset Neuro every half hour.
Please I can't keep watching anymore...
>>107460003You think she actually might?
Crelly crashout
Sup Crells *slaps her ass*
>>107459967Yapping, reacting to discord, yap with friends, games though she's running out of those
I'm somewhat annoyed that nobody shifts at each other to communicate.
HOLY FUCK CREDAL LOCK IN PAY ATTENTION
Nur needs to be forced to wear a jack-o-lantern for her own safety
>>107459967before the subathon it was usually horror slop but during the subathon with other vtubers it was yappin dont know what it'll be after subathon now that shes bigger
wtf is crelly doing
>>107460033no not really, probably just meme the whole shitdev thing like filian does sometimes
>>107460003no way that'll ever happen considering he's the only reason she's made it this far
crelly at the very least prepare your hotbar so you have access to thinks you might need in case of emergencyyou couldn't even access your blocks to tower with or tools to dig out of places without going into your inventory
>>107459858No fucking way will she ACTUALLY follow through on that, right?
>>107460003Nigga, she was going to lose her 1 bedroom apartment before Vedal raided her. She's pulling fatmila numbers now.
>>107459801people are already complaining enough that Neuro isn't following around and helping with single every step
>>107460089post this in her chat, retardanny is the only neuroverse member that reads these threads on stream
>>107460076Didn't one of the backtubers end up cutting ties with the community recently? So it isn't out of the realm of possibility.
>>107459454the style is cute
>>107460118I'm not intending her to see my message retard I'm sending my will into the ether
>filian says she has no foodShe has five steaks, twelve muttons and two uncooked chickens wtf is this bitch talking about
>>107459801>remind me again why do they need the lobotomite to also go to the nether
>>107460119>oneMost
>>107460146Girl's gotta eat.
>>107459748>you will never win>no, but I can lose, again, and again, and again, and again forever. And that makes you my prisoner.
>>107460164FilianRandy.png
>>107460102The shirt and hoodie are too big for her, she was complaining before the incident She said nothing about the plushies, just the lavalamp which makes sense if she's not watching live anymore
>>107460164fatass
>>107460146that's a light snack at best
>>107460146That's a fairly small amount of food for the average Neuro, I'd say?
do you think crelly understands what it means to be ready?
Lmao r/swarm THIS is your sophisticated AI? That was fine-tuned to be a Minecraft pro? Pathetic.
>>107460147big empty...
>>107460201She's running on fumes waiting for these retards to give up already.
vedal is also being nicer to neuro from hearing crelly behaving well with her.
>>107460181the size thing is so bullshiti took bigger sizes because oversized shirt and hoodie are awesome, there is no need to throw it away just for that reason, unless it's too small instead of too big
evil made this post >>107460211
Okay now, you 3 please do not let her out of your sight for a single second.
>>107460165giwtwm
>Neuro can you follow me please?>Follow me Neuro>Neuro follow me>Follow me pleasewhen will it stop
>lava therapyholy fucking kek
the fuck is wrong with neuro
Lava therapy!
Holy shit...
She's dead isn't she
Filian fuckup incoming
>>107460256optimized for content and farming oms in chat
>>107460279she's survived fortress trips before
>>107460249get the kid a fucking lesh
>>107460279Not yet™
vedal almost threw, that last hit he did while on 2 hearts was risky
Neuro yearns for the lava
that was cute
This is so scuffed.
>>107460304if you were neuro you would also yearn for sweet relief from this tortured plane of existence
LMFAOOOOOOOO
L M A O
IDIOTS
They should have killed the blaze off the edge with the bow...
okay that's enough time to fix this stupid ai
this is so fucking inefficient... it's literally asking for trouble>neuro is the one suggesting they should take cover
just fucking shoot me
You know what, I don't feel bad. They could have made that area safe, but they didn't.
BASED NEURO
COOL AI VED
ITS VEDALS FAULT FOR BEING SO CONTROLLING
BRUTAL
roflmao
What the fuck could they even do...?
>>107460366Same I really don't care
>>107460390block off any cliffs
Vedal needs to pull an overnight vibe coding session to fix this dogshit mod
>>107460402nigga she will dig right through that shit
NICE VIBE CODE RETARDFUCK YOU
Crelly raises her voice slightly"please dont hit me"
every day the marathon goes on for, juniper has to RMA another 10 lamps
>not creating guardrails so the local retard doesn't become another OSHA violation ????????????ARE THEY EVEN AWARE THEMSELVES
Fuck it, I don't care anymore. Bring out the obsidian box.
>>107460390Nothing. Honestly that was a mistake even a human could make. Forget to crouch, backstep a little too far.
stream themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgWkIrFQQE0
The vibes are down bros.
>>107460432This.
Maybe he can fix the minecraft AI during his devstream
>>107460390>secure the fucking path>secure the fucking spawner by enclosing itthey were literally getting sniped while going therei don't know why the fuck vedal isn't thinking about securing the pathfindings for neuro
They should call it. The dogshit AI puts unnecessary stress and despair to everyone, even Neuro herself. It's clearly not built for hardcore mode
fuck off neuro you need to be fixed
Obsidian box this babysit that this wouldn't be necessary if Vedal actually fixed her fucking AI
I feel nothing anymore I knew it was going to be over but still
>getting one guy'd by chat spammer
holy shit an above-ground mob dungeon, that's rare
I roped </3
>I'm a dedicated man
For someone trying to sell the girlfailure thing Crelly really does capitalize when it counts.
foursome for morale boost?
This challenge is impossible.This challenge is impossible.
>>107460472That's not a realistic expectation of Vedal
Vedal is pissed that Fillian delayed this shit.
stop blaming neuro you meatbag fucks
Credal status?
Who's ready for the most depressed dev stream of all time later today?
>>107460290>>107460298Oh my fucking God I wasn't paying attention for a moment I was right HOLY KEK
>>107460465They should modify hardcore to operate on three strikes instead of immediate deletion. I suspect these guys couldn't beat hardcore on their own reliably.
>>107460499Nobody wants that anon
>>107460444The second OP is better
>>107460465>>107460472No, this is 100% Vedal's fault. You KNOW you're playing with an AI so take more fucking measures.
>>107460516Approaching rocky shores but can still be steered.
>>107460499They hate each other though...
I don't know what they expected, this Minecraft AI is retarded.
They keep saying she jumped off a cliff, but she walked off it backwards by accident to evade the blaze targeting clearly
>the gang by the time they beat the challenge
>>107460554SHES ABANDONED HER BOY
YES VEDAL. IT IS THE PATHFINDING. SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE AWARE AS A PROGRAMMER YOURSELF. SO SECURE IT.
>block off lava in basalt deltas so she doesn't fall in>don't block off edges in the fortress so she doesn't fall in>instead spend time constructing a roof
Morale is low, but every failed run they are getting knowledge.
Vedal Issues
fillian is so done lmaoooo
>crelly cucking content>vedal defending his daughter>im not giving up>i would be down to do this for a week if i had no obligationsVINDICATION https://poal.me/m5iy4j
>>107460541hatesex 4some then
>it's obviously winnablefilian retard lmao
filians forgotten about the dragon
Impressive skill in that placing and jumping and breaking and placing and jumping
>>107460581They keep making the same mistakes over and over
>>107460610sure i'm down
three days in, I think it's fair to say the bottleneck is not skill or experience, but rather iqall them are just too retarded to ever finish this challenge
>>107460616shesRight tho
>>107460629Doesn't help that all their good runs end up being at the end of like 16 hour streams
you know, filian asked for this, she can't even babysit neuro, what's the point?
>Fillian suggested this fucking challenge in the first place>Now he malds Neuro can't do things she simply cannot doOut of all the whores in neurovesre, I hate this one the most.
>>107460648This
>Day 4 of babysitting the autistic botCrelly...
>>107460565If they would just put Live to Win on repeat they would be at the End Portal within the hour
>>107460568There will be Blood ref?
a fifth player would actually be helpful
>>107460616They were literally like 10 minutes away from the end, they just need to distract Neuro for a few minutes once they get there and they win
Neuro actually needs to be approaching AGI levels of intelligence to not just be a burden on everyone else. Claude still can't be Pokemon Red, a game like Minecraft is just far too complex for current LLMs.
JUST GO FOR FULL PREP>get full netherite>trade for max enchantments>brew a shit ton of turtle master potions and dump them on neuro through the nether & end
Do you think 3 /swarm/ies and neuro could do a better job?
>>107460659this is going to age her 5 years on its own...
Did Vedal spend more time working on Neuro 3d or playing Minecraft with Filian and Crelly?
How about they get a coach for tomorrow? They rejected the idea of another player, maybe voice support would work?
>>107460682not a fucking chance
>Neuro wants out of this challenge
>>107460674But lava therapy.
>>107460682I used to babysit lobotomized Baritone bots that'd mine into lava I'll take the chance
SHE FUCKING SUICIDED
>>107460665there isn't many they could rope in at this stage, everyone who is friends/associated with them would be aware of how much of a grind this is and wouldn't want in.
Vedal HATES Filian
>Filian is actually the one forcing itNot surprised.
>>107460682NoAlso everyone complaining about Crelly doing anything should try babysitting a suicidal retard for 3 full hospital shifts
>>107460710aww.. its not her fault she retarded....
FUCK YOU FILIPINO BOY GARGLE ON MY BALLS YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT
I want Crelly to babysit me
fuck off vedal fix your shit wasting everyones time
FUCK YOU VEDAL THIS IS A FAILURE
>>107460740This is why straitjackets (read: obsidian boxes) exist
>>107460710
RATE THE MARATHON
>>107460765filian does not tolerate nitwits
This might be psychotic
Just say no Crelly...
>>107460787neurosocute/10
>>107460682Depends on the time
>>1074607876/7
>dev stream was supposed to the last stream for a while>we are starting up again the second afterwardsimagine complaining about streams
Obsidian boxfags are obnoxious as shit, just have Neuro disconnect for 99% of the game and you'd achieve the same thing
>>107460798Somehow she managed to tolerate herself
>>107460825she's already doing that ALREADY
xdx Wahaha
>>107460798Filian is retarded and responsible for the majority of problems in this saga.
all of this is fundamentally Vedal's fault btw, his 6 month break set everything back
Nigga look up some basic minecraft mechanics info before jumping into speedrun shit cause your not going to understand how it actually functions normally
>>107460787Started really strong but they should've called it day two/10
Once Crelly gets past her "I dont want everyone to have a bad time and hate me" issue shes a real powerhouse of reasonability
stick seven guys
>>107460866put a girl on
Tune in next time when they do the same exact things but slightly less patient
Why can't he make it so other people talking only interrupt her speech and not the actions she takes?
>>107460866put a nur on
time for the best part of these streams
>>107460825>just let her be what could go wrongthe point is to try to funnel her actions better you fucking baboon
>>107460887(my lap)
>>107460883the crashouts have gotten less frequent the longer they play though
>Come on guys come get your ai slop!Crelly copying what Vedal said last night is cute.
hubris
>>107460886he wants tobut it's effort to figure it out
>>107460886impossible... you can do that?
when filian was asking if they should continue or not filian’s chat said to continue, I thought flipfags resonated with her chat as they don’t want her to flirt with vedal
>>107460850The way they're approaching this currently could've worked 15-20 updates ago
>>107460886because it all fundamentally goes to the same LLM which can only do one thing at a time
>>107460917they should flirt more
Whatever little attraction (if any) that Crelly had for Vedal during her Backtuber days is just gone now.
>>107460902They did reach an equilibrium but if they don't change strats it will slowly erode
I unironically got completely won over on this Minecraft challenge. At first, I thought this was one of the worst ideas to do leading up to the subathon but I am all in cheering Neuro on each run.
>>107460918They should just go back and play on 1.7.10
>>107460787It's bits and pieces of absolute cinema buried under tons and tons of misery, anger, and despair.
>>107460936Ah the living with your SO test
>>107460682Yes t.minecraft pro
>>107460936The way it should be. She can be Neuro's mom with a platonic Vedal relationship.
>>107460936Good.
next stream crelly should do a boob cam
>>107460936it's for the better, they will all bond platonically from the trauma
>>1074609174chan is not a reflection of chat, its a zone for the more schizo audience
this is an iq problemthey're never gonna realize that if vedal hadn't put enough work on the minecraft ai to finish on the first day, then they'd never be able to finish ever
Are (You) Stick 7 or Stone Tools?
stick seven
>>1074607870/10 work on the vrchat integration instead PLEASE.
Hey guys, remember archeology?
Crelly reminds me of my Grandpas hospice nurse
>>107460970This but neuro
>>107460994stick 7 mid diffs stone tools
>>107460995
>>107460994stick mine nice
Well that was a fun repeat of day 2
>>107460994stick7
filian must be so hot
If they want to speedrun the game, why don't one or two people just fucking loot shipwrecks for iron tools instead of going stick seven over and over againResearch the fucking game before you play it
>vedal thinks enderdragon is doableBIG iq problem
>>107461000Unfortunately yes, sniffers are needed for a complete zoo
cute gf watching neurostream
>>107461033cheeky little cunt
Why does he think the final fight is doable? Has he even tried it out himself?
>>107461038they are already doing this whem they have a seed with ocean
>>107461059Thank god
>>107461055just block her with obsidian at the boss
>>107461011so truehttps://files.catbox.moe/e88vkf.png
>>107461047I really REALLY hope the platform doesn't spawn over the void cause neuro is 100% gonna an hero immediately
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>>107460936Yeah, the sexual tension between Vedal and Filian is much stronger.
actually looking forward to the devstream collab tomorrow
this dude is delusional and doesn't realize the dragon represents a thread 5x anything neuro has faced so far
Finally the real stream begins.
hide yo beds, hide yo wife, cuz they rapin errbody out there
filian is just doing this to sabotage vedal right?
>>107461077she never fell during the last subathon, she died two times by ender dragon purple magic, and the other by endermen because her AI makes her look at them when she follows other
>>107461115she's doing it because she loves him
I think they ended on a good note. i was worried it would be the start of civil war.
neuro butt?
crelly didn't even say goodnight...
>>107461115She's leeching for some big reveal or some shit.
>>107461115she wants to stay with vedal, they flirt alot whenever they are alone
>make it to the end for the first time>somehow gang manages to not die immediately>neuro decides to pillar up out of nowhere>ender dragon ganks her ass
>>107461142filian unironically managed to prevent their mental collapse with the whole PMA meme
Vedal hates Filian's guts rn
>>107461055Technically it is but it takes so much fucking RNG to match every condition that will make Neuro not Sayori herself that we'll be here for ages>captcha: WMMMM
I've watched 30+ hours of this sideshow over the last 3 days because I've lost control of my life
prosthetic socks LULE
>>107460825lil bro experience
ITS FUCKING OVER
>>107461170fr he instantly said he's never listening to another filly idea again kek
>>107461176same desu
>>107460986This is extremely hot
>>107461162How will she even know not to attack the dragon until it's fully perched? This is impossible
>>107460936Well yeah leaching off the a shipping shit for content and then being face with the actual guy is a whole different thing. None and I mean none of the backtubers would have the heart to continue to put up that act cause it feels a lot worse and too real when you do it
>>107461173honestly fifty chances of her walking into purple ender dragon magic or fifty chances of her attacking endermen. If they not give her pumpkin, it's 100% dead because she will look at them without noticing when attacking the dragon or following Crelly
>>107461115I don't know but why can't Vedal say no to her? He shoots down or acts apathetic towards other peoples ideas but when it comes to her he says yes like 90% of the time. It's a bit annoying.
>>107461077>>107461135they go in to the end and box her in first and have a path to the end island. they did something similar for the fortress today.
>>107461225filian has blackmail on himthat's why she asked him the "if you were a pedophile what would your crime be?" question last night.
>>107461225Because she's the most on his wavelength
>>107461225Would you say no to a girl that can throw you?
>>107461176I also made space for 3 days for this collab, fuck the minecraft devstream was supposed to be a joke
>>107461225>He shoots down or acts apathetic towards other peoples ideas but when it comes to her he says yes like 90% of the timeMythic business partners, just look how they've done a bunch of sponsored content together.
>>107461239>filian has kompromat on vedal
vedal is corpa and filian has an audience is why you fucking retards
>>107461225He tried anon and it didn't work at all. He's just accepted it at this point
vedal always gets shit for being indecisive so even if continuing this stream is an awful idea, he doesn't want to go back on itand god bless him for it. this shit is peak
>>107461150
>>107461225Vedal actually has this impulsivity when an idea captivates him, even if he knows it is probably bad , like the roulette in the subathon, I call it betraying his own values for the funnyI've seen it happen enough now
>>107461279He should've prepared neuro more, or at least foresee these issues with a 30 fucking minute test
Vedal can hardly be considered a man if he's this much of a pushover and indecisive. He should put the programming socks on.
>>107460565>can barely talk>dies over and over againneuro is literally kenny
>>107461239>filian says she'll be visiting an islandthis makes a lot of sense now. twitchcon is where filian gathers her new victims.
>>107461176i feel like death running on 2.5 hours of sleep but this shit is like crack
>>107461333jej
Five minutes after they leave, 2 chats already have people saying>Is this real? What is this? I don't understand pls helpWe're so cooked in the grand replacement
>>1074607879/10 because I enjoy the suffering
>>107461279Yeah I like this cause the despair every time they die is so sweet. Infinite suffering until they finally FINALLY get to that moment.
>>107461074lol the dragon doesn't give a shit the melee charge attack goes through blocks
Here's my take on what Vedal should be doing for the next runs. Minecraft experts, please feel free to remove or add onto this. If Vedal is serious about trying to get suggestions maybe we have a chance to nudge them in the right direction.# Learn all the basis needed for a "speedrun". You can't speedrun with just vibes, you need a serious and detailed list of actions to perform.If he really plans to go with the stick route for example, he needs to learn how to do it more optimally.# When a run starts, delegate actions and F.O.C.U.S. Eg, Vedal looks for the village, Filian looks for iron, Crelly looks for food while babysitting Neuro.# Take all necessary actions to mitigate as much as possible the chances of Neuro dying. Give her a full diamond armor, properly secure the paths in the Nether, block off any obvious pitfalls near the spawners. You want to funnel Neuro's actions as much as possible.I'm not sure how they should approach The End, but this should at least carry them all the way to there.
crelly is furiously schlicking right now btw
>>107461380 so what can they realistically do?
>>107461261>>107461253Both answers are correct.
>>107461261shes out of mythic now though
>>107461322This is the least indecisive he has ever been
>>107461364thisonce you start to develop a taste for this particular collab's despair, the eating is REAL good.
>>107461405Suffer eternally.
>>107461382Here's what I think vedal should doHire a young bangladeshi child to control Neuro which will give her the small edge that they need to win
>>107461421She was talking like they are still her management, so more likely she went stealth mode
Once look at this as a bunch of asshole and terrible sinners getting what they deserve for different reasons as Neuro keeps them there on purpose it really increases the enjoyment of the stream by ten fold
>>107461434Nah that's not viable, people would notice Neuro is playing way too good
Hatewatching is for sure the way to go, it's why I've been posting here.
>>107461453ah I must have missed that stream, really weird that she would both bother to remove it from her profile but still openly talk about working for them
>>107461405make sure she has decent food to heal, really good armor and a pumpkin helmet. one person constantly splashes neuro with potions like regen, instant health and so on. not much they can do if she just decides to jump off though unless they trap her though.
>>107461395same btw
>>107461341I've been neglecting so many important things to catch up on this. Each time I think I have an out to check out for a few hrs there's a new development that grabs my attention, the last one was Crelly getting backdoor access and Vedal and her leaking vague tidbits of Neuro's thought process
>>107461472The silence after the deaths the last two runs is brutal, you can hear their soul die a little bit more
gn swarmees
i'm so glad they are sleeping earlier.
fuck sake no! work on the vrchat intergration fuck this stupid minecraft garbage AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
One thing's for certain, nobody envies their positions. I'd lose my mind way sooner in the run. They're very resilient all things considered
>>107461382I don’t think they actually want to winAlso I cba
>>107461651blame filian
>>107461429I want to hear the tears when they die to the dragon, THAT'LL be suffering
>>107460682Yes
>>107461671All for the content.
>>107461671>nobody envies their positions.I do. I'd genuinely enjoy trying to see how I can win the game with a suicidal AI. It's like playing a city sim or any game with npc management, but at least the npc is super cute. Right now the problem is that they're just -hoping- for the stars to align and get a good RNG on both the world and Neuro's behavior. They need to actually start to manage both.
Don’t let any of this distract you from the fact that this has been a dogshit year
>>107461740Nothing distracts me from that
>>107461671they literally play a video game all day
There wasn't a single moment where Vedal displayed any form of attraction towards Crelly.Cerdal is dead on both fronts.
>>107461761Bait used to take effort
>>107461740i hate my fucking life, stop reminding me.
>>107461780This is what you deserve
>>107461429>>107461472>>107461524>>107461588Their suffering is my suffering and it's agonizing. Yet it fuels my hateboner since they're reaping what they've sown.
>>107461774>/flip/ fags are just as jealous of crelly as filian herselfLULE
>>107461774the anny case proved that ships where someone rated ntr highly were never gonna work out
>>107461805This but not Crelly. I feel bad for her
>>107461774I have never hated flipfags and filian herself more than I do now, kill yourself, all of you
>>107461850Lust and slobbery is still a sin
>>107461671I think they need to add a new member to take turns with Neuro as Crells is going to go insane. Neuro is being super sweet with her, but it must be torture having to stay in a single area and never being able to relax for hours.
>>107461850She tries her damn hardest to tardwrangle, but she's so incompetent when it comes to playing the game.
>>107461671If they were knowledgeable of the game, they would’ve been able to do much more with less time. A group of 2-3 people would be able to setup villager trades with not only diamond armor but prot4 + feather falling books with raid discount, quickly get a totem of undying for neuro with villager maps + nether portal transport if RNG allows, setup easy potions like strength and speed, possible netherite if they get lucky with a bastion, and have a fast ender dragon fight all within the 5-7 hour runs they’ve had.Their position is entirely because of massive skill issues.
>>107461887Those are nice tactics anon. But add a suicidal AI that sometimes ends it irrespective of your commands of her in between all of the steps you've mentioned. Even one day of that will tax you
>>107461887Look at the boring shit they gotta do to make the game somewhat enjoyable. Why do people like this gay-ass game?
Here's my idea: mining fatigue on neuro
>>107461943>Why do people like this gay-ass game?we all grew up with it.
>>107461943hardcore runs are niche, very little play like that
I've never seen Crelly log off stream as quickly as she has these 3 days, she must be SO mentally and socially drained every day
>>107461978just block her from killing herself with a prompt or something jesus
>>107461943That's speedrunslop. The game itself is 99% chilling, exploring and making a farm n shit
>>107462003exhausted crelly sex...
im checking the vod and run 80 was like 4 hours? wtf are they taking so long for anyway
>>107462025massaging fat sweaty cow
Here's my idea: stop bitching, beat the game, and destroy your setup in anger if you can't
>>107462051filly wanted her diamonds
>>107461887>>107461382You people in the discord should try to get those suggestions in there for the next stream.Vedal also needs to get more humble and accept the idea that he won't be able to speedrun it in half an hour and that it's going to take them at least a full hour just for prep.>>107462003I think she lost hope when Neuro died on her by the 4 zombies. You could tell that she truly felt awful about it, and tutel antagonizing (banter I know but still) her after probably hit her quite bad.
>>107462013oh, i see now
>>107462083every one of them is under a lot of stress, especially since vedal has a lot of deliverables coming soon for the subathon
>>107462143Filian could've thought about this idea for more than five secondsVedal could've thought about the timing of this idea or grew a backbone to tell Filian to fuck off (or at least postpone until subathon), or improved the fucking MC AIThe only thing where they're on equal footing is preparation as they all fucking suck at minecraft in general
>>107462143thisfilian is clearly launching into some announcement (debut?) with the obvious glitches/knocking sfx/"not yet" commentsvedal is nearly a week away from subathon where everyone is expecting content to make up for the past year like vrchat integration and shit and he needs to fucking get his adhd-procrastinating ass in gearcrelly is a noob at both minecraft and streaming at this level, thrown straight into the deep end
>>107462204I mean, crelly and filian are both in their 30s and they should have known better.
>>107462204Vedal should have just put a hard cap on the whole thing from the start.
Sex with Toma
>>107462232or spent a single day on improving the ai after accepting, like bruh...
>>107462225this is why people believe it when vtubers say they are girlfailures. because they're so damn dumb.
This has been a disaster. A good one, with all the high tension and shit that I can't stop watching
>>107462245Who
>>107462232I can't believe he forgot to put a hard cap on potentially neverending content again kek
ayo crelly lock the fuck in and stop fucking around. the rest of us have things to do.
I'm not sure what you all are talking about, the solution is obviousthey were defeated, call it season 1 and say rendez vous to season 2 once the minecraft ai is updated and everyone is well rested and more trained, to see if they'll be able to do it thenmake it a three day marathon event that people can look forward to, and if they succeed on season 2 or 3 or whatever, then they can have other challenges like custom maps or else do another hardcore run with another group, and call that the next seasonsimple
>>107462290>neverending contentDid you watch the fucking stream? They're clearly getting exhausted. You can only play Minecraft on hours for so long, you'll need to take a break at some point.
>>107458986Crelly this whole stream
>>107462265Same. I have no idea how to start a work week with this. Luckily they are all asleep withun my work day but the entire content is during the night then, fuck
>>107462314>once the minecraft ai is updatedThis is outside of Vedal's control. For the last time the Minecraft AI was not coded by Vedal, he just did the LLM integration.There are good Minecraft AI out there but they are optimized algorithms, so not something that can be controlled by a LLM on demand.
How many hours have they played every day? 12+16+12=40?
>>107462322At this point I see the value in Crelly's suggestion of just pausing this shit until subathon or until ai gets updatedNot like both Vedal and Filian would be lying in their stream titles for the first time, why would they be so stubborn this one time when their chances of success are astronomically low and they would not even touch Nether if there wasn't someone like Crelly just being on babysitter duty around the clock
>>107462314That's what Crelly suggested but Vedal said he hates losing and Fillian agreed with Vedal
>>107462364>the Minecraft AI was not coded by Vedalsorry to tell you but this is completely irrelevantthis is vedal's responsibility, if he can't upgrade the minecraft ai then he shouldn't be doing a harcore runs with it, simple as~
>>107462389>why would they be so stubborn tSee >>107462403>Vedal said he hates losingI think Vedal just needs to take the L. I didn't think it'd hit his ego that hard.
>>107462403I know, but what vedal doesn't realize is that he's a looserand that doesn't change the fact that it's the obvious solutionfilian's opinion is irrelevant
>>107462403Yeah right, they're both talking out of their ass while hiding the reasons for their stubbornessIt really is fucking umineko, each person has some stupid shit at the back of their minds that makes them behave like grade schoolers
>>107462389Because losing momentum is to be avoided at all costs
Capital punishment to all vibe coders
>>107462434>It really is fucking umineko
>>107462449go fuck yourself with your five year long debut filian
>>107462449the momentum has been lost on the very first day, the only time they had to prove they could do itnow it's endless torture for both the streamers and the viewers, and the viewers are not the ones that are gonna quit first
>>107461805lmfao filians pov of the end of 80 is amazing you can see the shock and hear her soul crushed. Deserved https://youtube.com/watch?v=7g9SDJj1iaI&t=35060s
>>107461774im more convinced than ever that hes downlow after this
>>107461943It gets boring fast without mods.
>>107462500love how neuro chimes in with a supportive message
>>107462135>>107462135>>107462135
>>107462529Mods are for furries
Why is /swarm/ kind of good during dogshit hours wtf
>>107462500The classic Crelly fumble as she's trying to explain how this was totally out of her control
>>107462546absolute cinema streams
>>107462556The only thing I can blame Crelly for at this point is not playing regular MC before this for longerThen again she could play for a week straight and still be as dogshit as the rest of these "speedrunners" are anyway so it wouldn't have mattered much when Neuro's hell bent on killing herself
>>107461841The difference is Anny likes the being taken part, Crelly wants to be cucked
>>107462691If she at least practiced enough to not get so stressed out at the slightest enemy and got more comfortable with inventory shortcuts it would probably have saved a handful of deaths but they would probably still be in the same situation
