179 - Puppeteering Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos. Also consider multistreaming, it's free but resource intensive.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistRecurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALEPrevious Thread: >>107460438
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL
Puppet ojisan has great music taste.
>brutal dogpile on kuromaru while I was sleepingholy freakin crap /asp/ redeemed
>>107467900He’s got a pretty good chance of getting into Nijisanji now that he’s hanging out with serial yabbers
>>107468586It was just the schizo samefagging on cooldown as usual.
>>107468780Not really
>>107468586It was funny to backread. He's a good case study on how attitude issues flow out into other stuff that cause people to NGMI>model is ugly, but he refuses to change it because of his attitude>can't network because everyone who's interacted with him knows he's a spergIt was funny to learn he's been at this for 2 years when I was able to basically match his CCV my first month despite also not having any non-stream content and streaming even less than he does
>>107468936Good argument, I'm convinced.
>>107468780Nah, that was pretty clearly a handful of different people.>>107468949I remember asking him why he chooses to look like that a year or so ago and basically getting>you just don’t get it + you’re a libtardI’m NGMI either to be clear, and I’m not really aspiring anymore. Just amused to see that I’m not the only person who thought that guy was a fucking moron
Wait, when he's talking about repping 2 plates, is he talking about deadlifting 2 plates?
Good news for the unemployed: asp is back
still can't believe my bokken is the same price as that katana
>>107470522what the fuckwas it curated in japanese royal cumwhy would anyone pay that much for a piece of wood
>>107471251the wood is japanese maple and due to overharvesting they are running out of material because the tree takes forever to grow
>>107471331Why are you here, you’re not even a vtuber.
>>107471854Not everyone here is a vtuber
>>107472081Which viewer are you?
>>107472081So why are you here?
>>107471854>>107472081>>107472091>>107472107
>>107472107/asp/ doesn't have aspiring vtuber/asp/ is a place full of crabs
>>107472640Some of us dont try to hold others back, actually.but self posting is a bad idea
old thread requestnot finishing this one, tabun
>>107472915Greg are you gonna start streaming
I keep having weird and absolutely horny dreams. I fear one day slipping and talking about them on stream because they get pretty explicit.
Has there ever been a vtuber with a big set of buck teeth that stick out even when the mouth is closed?
>>107473165malphon
https://www.twitch.tv/charleyfolds
>>107473784cool rat
He's abandoning us for this.
>>107468588...No anon, he doesn't. Niji openly cares about and asks for follower and sub count. He gets 7 ccv and has not that many followers on any accounts.You can glaze him if you want but he's a nobody
Stream cancelled, I have cockroach (single unit) problem.One cockroach got in my room, and I haven't been capable of finding it, and it has started to pee all over the place, and now I'm having an allergic reaction.I want to kill the cockroach, I will kill myself if I can't do so.
>>107475539>and now I'm having an allergic reaction.weak bloodline, do yourself a favor and get a real man to take care of you
>>107475873wait until this anon realized they're allergic to mosquito saliva
>>107476263I never got bitten by mosquitoes before
>>107476426Too bad. Still allergic.
>>107475539>>107476263>cockroach pee>mosquito salivaThere's no way any of that is real
>>107475873It's more of a me getting totally riled up than a real allergy, I don't have a runny nose nor my eyes are affected, I just start to sneeze whenever I catch the scent of cockroach pee...
Tupo 2026https://youtube.com/shorts/fkxXwpM1y34
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD
>model has double f cups>irl self has double a cups
>>107476576wait until you heard about the aspie who's allergic to the sun
>>107478263Hottest thing ever.
>model has double a cups>irl self has double f cups
>>107478502Coldest thing ever.
>model is a blond haired twink>irl self is danny de vito.
>>107478263Please tell me you’re doing it out insecurity in your breast size because that’s insanely hot.
>>107478263Fwofie...>>107478502Flower...>>107478614Ace...
>>107478263Chrii...>>107478502Chrii...
Update:After throwing some bug spray all over the room to the point of intoxication, the cockroach died. Stream is back on schedule!!!
>>107478704seconded, flat is best
I read through the pastebins, but still unsure what the best option is for 3d model with facetracking.VRoid standalone with VSeeface?Vroid steam with wakaru?Something else?I only have a webcam right now, running on win10 with decent computer specs
>>107479691Warudo works with webcams pretty well- but with something like Vroid you should definitely run it through a 3rd program to enhance it further.
>>107479851That only really gonna matter if its rigged for it
how exactly can I edit one of those free schedule's out there (the monarune one) if I don't have photoshop, I only have GIMP
>>107479691VSeeFace really works great for capturing expressions at least in my model, it works much better than Warudo, though Warudo is more flexible in regards to things you can do with it. In my opinion you only have VseeFace or Warudo as options
>>107479974>VSeeFaceI see his name everywhere now because of this thread
>>107478707>FwofieIs this true?
>>107479851>3rd programpls no, I'm already worried about getting just the stream+facetracking+game to work together>>107479974I was thinking of this as what seems like the only option for running outside of Steam. I'd really prefer to have the model available on its own, so I'm glad this seems like a good option>>107480343I'm new to these threads, who is that?
>>107479893Photopea
>>107480658yes people who are born men tend to have small chests irl
>>107480695talking about using it to enhance your vroid, not to run while you're streaming
>>107481148aypop...
>>107481188Oh got it, what sort of enhancements?I'm making the Vroid model now and was hoping to make some custom assets for it myself, but I'll see what they have already
>>107481148Hot.
>>107479893Try affinity photo, I started using it since it's free now, pretty decent alternative
>>107482634>>107480757got it, thanks a lot!, I'll try both
Consider having a Vroid model with a hoodie asset to start. You can modify it later to match your on screen personality.
Consider using filters to free your mind of incessant drivel.
Consider prerecording gameplay and writing a commentary script that you can read from while streaming your prerecorded gameplay. Your fans will love the professional quality, and they will want to watch the VOD again and again.
>>107483123what, that's kinda dumb
what the fuck are you talking about
Consneeder
Consider these nuts
>>107481370check out booth, it has a ton of free assets
Consider playing Ark: Survival Evolved. It’s a popular game with a cult following, and the die-hard fans would love to watch you stream it. You can ride a dinosaur. Consider it from the viewer’s perspective, watching your favorite vtubers, such as Gawr Gura, ride dinosaurs in a video game, and how fun that would be to watch. You could look up tips and guides before the stream and share them with your Ark-enthused viewers. You could follow the guides and use your stream as an interactive strategy guide, answering your fans questions as you play.
>>107480695yeah if you are looking for an easy webcam setup without it using steam then yes, VSeeFace, there's also Vnyan but I've never tried it, but basically you have those 3 programs to choose from to get you started quick an easy, granted VSeeFace is probably the most beginner friendly
Consider "leaking" fake pictures of yourself to confuse and mystify your fans
Wanderstophttps://www.twitch.tv/astiaroth
How did everyone decide on colors for their eyes and hair?Based on your irl colors? Favorite colors? something related to your character's background or personality?
>>107484698It's complementary to the main color of my design
I miss gumpai. Where is she? She hasn’t updated miryo either. Did she burn out? Did someone kill her? It would be a very merry christmas, a christmas miracle even, if she could come back.
>>107483983Wanderslop
>>107484698I like green
Just heard my girlfriend rip a fat nasty fart in the tub.
>>107485869Tell us about gumpai. What made you like her content?
>>107486093Me too!But I didn't use it in my design, yet>>107486156Record it and play it on stream
>>107484698I based my eyes off a 2010 vocaloid song
Kill yourself, d4n
>>107485869idk, maybe, probably, nah
Another question for everyoneDid you come up with your character concept first or your design?
>>107488372I had an idea of what I wanted the feel to be like then drew it and iterated like 10 times until I was happy
>>107484698>pick main brand color>it happens to be a color that looks good on me IRL>my design is also pretty toned-down so fantasy hair/eye colors would look weird on them>just go with something close to my irl hair, eye, and skin colors just because it kinda fits the brand color
folded over 200 times
>>107484698I have black hair irl, and I’m a bit emo so finding an artist to make it work wasn’t difficult
>>107485869As long as I never have to hear from her again I don’t care where she is. If we’re lucky she offed herself and is face down in the dirt 6 ft under. Fuck that fat balding whore.
Well I had one idea in mind, but I went with design choices that kinda resembled me and ended up with a vampire shota instead. Guess I'll keep working on this for a while.Thank you for reading my blog
>>107491908ur blog sux
>>107473119Are you a woman? You should actually talk about them on stream, even more if your brand is seiso otherwise, give them some good old fan service
>>107491908we have a vampire shota?
>>107492061You do now
>>107492061archia
>>107472915sex
I love vtubing and having fun!!
so do you guys end up commissioning your avatar or what?
>>107492143archia doesnt have a shota voice, he has a nasally asian fag voice that no woman would want
>>107492996yes, I had an initial design that was kinda ugly looking, then I just gathered a bunch of references and got a guy from vgen to draw what I wanted, got another fella from vgen to do a pngtuber version and then a few months later I got a 3D model
>>107493068what is vgen?
>>107486489Impale yourself, aypop. Get new material.
>>107493642>>107493033
I care about you a lot.
>>107493840who?
>>107493945You
>>107493955:D
>>107493444A platform to help you commission artists, it's way better than having to deal with artists yourself, you can pretty much find everyone you would need for your streaming journey, from character design to emotes and everything in between vgen.co
https://x.com/vxscera/status/1998208342645428556>The joke is Rape
>>107494687Lmao
alright let's make the thread unusable again
>>107494687I dont get it
>>107494985We need somebody to selfpost and start biting every single bait thrown at them right now.
>>107495054ask coyote
>>107495054Trichloromethane, commonly known as chloroform, is a colorless, volatile liquid with a sweet smell, used primarily as a solvent and in the production of other chemicals.
>>107467900renata have open comms
>>107494687Hate him.
>>107494687The joke is suicide because its for both, the metaphor is about killing himself when the gf dies and make the whole process come faster for both, the underlying theme is everlasting love (beyond "til death do us part").Sorry you couldnt reach that level of analysis, ogre
>>107495497thanks for explaining yourself V
>>107495545You're welcome. I'm V aka Vxscera and I kill and rape women and that is the joke.
>>107495614>>107494687Nice
Vita?
>>107479691what i do is use vroid then take my models into unity (highly recommend looking to kana fuyuko, suvidriel, and argama witch for good tutorials on adding iPhone blendshapes, changing materials, making it more expressive, and a lot of things like that) and export it with the vsf unity package as a .vsfavatar for vseeface. vseeface is good if you just want to have your model and is probably the best webcam tracking i've seen for 3D. If you want more interactivity (redeems) i'd recommend warudo or vnyan (kana and suvi also have good tutorials on both of the programs.) vnyan is also somewhat compatible with vsf avatars, i don't know to what extent though. i haven't tested this either, but apparently you can use 2 webcams in warudo to have face and hand tracking if you're interested in that.
>>107494651>it's way better than having to deal with artists yourselfYou still have to deal with the artist but it's a good platform even if they take a 5% cut, it makes communication easier and helps in case of disputes If you pay through vgen wallet instead of paypal it doesn't give out your personal information
>>107494687I know hes "slasher vtuber" but I still think saying "I chloroform women" is a bit weird
New idea:Depressiontuber. I constantly talk about all my problems, constantly traumadump, every stream make sure to beg for help and ask to be saved, wail and cry throw a tantrum every time, be self deprecating and selfhating every time. If someone donates I beg them to take it back and use it on something better, if someone chats too much I tell them to go be with someone who is actually good to be around, and when I feel like there are no active viewers I go back on everything that I said and beg to be watched and claim that I want to make it despite my blatant lack of efforts.Problems: I'm a male, I would need to rebrand if I were to do it myself, and the bit would make me spiral out of control if I were to end up getting enabled. A girl would probably strike gold if she were to do such a thing.
>>107499870To be honest I think he should push the envelope further.
>>107499870i'd agree if the joke was ruphies
>>107500055This sounds miserable to watch. A female may work but I can't imagine a male doing that
>>107500055this is literally just the menhara male aspies
>>107500055>MaleDropped...
>check in on lapinDid alpin's success hit him hard or what? What tf happened to cause this meltdown
>>107500133Well, that's how depression works.>>107500143But no back and forth between being happy, or faking happiness, and being miserable.
>>107500434The crabs here got to him and jerked him around repeatedly about his models when they don't know shit about why viewers watch vtubers. This thread is not the benediction-slinging success-maker it may have once been.
>>107500539But nobody watched him
>>107500434he's always been a self centered retard, wouldn't be surprised if he threw everything away again
>>107500539>The crabs here got to himdamn
Gomenasai, my name is Kuro-Sama.I’m a 27 year old Right-Wing American (Based for you gaijins). I deadlight 1000 pounds and make 400k a year, and spend my time posting on 4chan and streaming to no one.I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I bought it from Target two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>>107500055This is what Suka did
>>107500055for this to work you would have to really hot. a good sounding voice wouldnt save you, full lewd portfolio on twitter so ppl can find a reason to simp for this sort of thing (and maybe) could work, if u were a girl would almost certainly work
CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>107501318Or a femboy with IRL nudes and a big cock who also vtubesA white one
>>107501444>>107500741
>>107501464why havent you killed yourself yet
>>107501464yea like i said, males can do it. but need to be SEXO either a hot femboy or guy with nice abs (also white)
>>107501477>Liking white men is now wrongSo I'm somehow wrong for wanting V to date rape me
>>107467900Isn't this guy in some corpo already?
>>107501699>isn't guy with 6 ccv in some corpoprobably not, no.
>>107501699If you keep repeating it maybe it'll be true
>>107501699>corpobro as less views than any asp
>>107501699no? what?
Zawa predicted all this, you know.
>post saying hes making into nijisanji>post asking if hes in a corpo>look at his account>nothing>look at his viewership>lowPlease selfpost instead of astroturfing.
I'm Tupo
>>107501931Sure thing ZawaEveryone knows it's you
I just really wish she'd kill herself already
Vxscerape
>>107502999No, that's RES
>>107503014Thankfully we've already seen this all before so we know what to expect>gets obsessed with a MALE>has MALE shit up thread because "uwu i'm a smol cinammon bun you need to do it for me">/asp/ies start to hate MALE, infighting ensues>MALE loses all friends, becomes isolated and dependent on HER>if there is another female in the vicinity, schizo that female hard>behind the scenes, "MALE is evil! protect me from MALE" (we are here)>MALE gets buck broken through a series of humiliations>defeated MALE crawls back to HER because he has nothing else>if MALE isn't an obedient pup, loop back to "MALE is evil! protect me from MALE">timeloop until MALE becomes dependent
>>107503187It doesn't work this time given Vxscera has a wife which is why she is mad
>>107503187Yes but Viscera is being smarter and avoiding it whereas Camui and Patchey were fucking retarded. Unfortunately this also means we will be in that buck-breaking humiliation stage for a very long time.
I miss 2019 /asp/...
>>107503563You mean /aud/?
Based on the white blog posts Z sent its obvious V is only in a bad spot due to his girlfriends health. Z is cheering on the death of someones partner, What a despicable fucking person
>>107503600Not the first time she's done that either.What about this thread attracted such a person? On /vt/ schizo was almost a term of endearment for a severely autistic poster but this is a full on deranged person hell bent on ruining lives. What did we do to get the attention of someone like that?
>>107503724a 1 view male vtuber breeding ground is like shangri-la for an insane sex addicted fujo neet
Post an /asp/ie you like and what you like about them and where they could improve!
Can you guys start a different thread?I haven't posted here in ages, and I'm not going to "make" it ok?I just want to do my stuff in peace, I never signed up to that schizo fuck's list when this place "rebranded" a year agoI've never gotten into anything with anyone here, just let me be forgotten
>>107504579>just let me be forgottenOk...
>>107495147>>107504579
>>107504579>I'm not going to "make" itBro???
>>107502918Hi Tupo!
>>107503600It's A.
>>107497947Suvi better have good tutorials on VNyan, she wrote it.Unfortunately she sounds exactly like a real life catgirl would and it's very hard to listen to her.
Hope you guys are having fun today!
>>107504579"I don't post here" they say while posting here
>>107507320yikers
>>107506682I hope u stream soon I like u bobby
>>107502918Huh... Weird post... I must have made it while dissociating........ >>107506160Good evening, anon!Anyways, back to my studying I go, have a good one anons.
>>107507320>the only one who can post a vtuber is that same vtuberooh watch this i'm krimbo now it's that easy
fuck itpost your fav NGMIs and i'll check em out
>>107509287Nikola northHe hates himself more than he hates streaming
>Lapin gets crabbed>Zawa postingI thought she gave up on him
>>107510032>He hates himself more than he hates streamingToo many aspies are like this
>>107510444she wants to bounce on it, how could she give up
>>107510444Another man who dared to have a wife...
>>107510444probably why he doesn’t post here anymore, crabbed for no reason because of crazy bitch and her clique
>>107510444>be lapin>do nothing>gets crabbed by retards>leave>still gets crabbedno wonder he doesn’t network with anyone here
If I get a playtest on stream, is there any issues with me streaming it?
Women are nasty, imagine your anus being so close to your genitals They're practically touching!
>>107511773Run that sentence by me one more time
>>107511774I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
>>107511773depends on the devs you fucking retard, go ask them
>>107511871Did you need to insult them you insecure unlovable pedantic bastard
>>107512625When he’s acting like a Mongoloid, Yes.
>>107512818They are acting like a mongoloid? Because they don't even know whatever the fuck a random dev might want in relation to their game they are now the stupid one? Do you even read what you write before sending it you piece of shit?
>>107512915wah wah wah cry about it bitch
>>107511773i doubt an indie dev would hate free publicity for their game
>>107512950That answers that
im killing myself if i dont hear any good news before 2026 comes
>>107513321https://youtu.be/mHYzeI7qE5YBoom, saved.
>>107512818He’s asking a streaming question on /asp/ and you choose to be hostile over it? Why?
>>107513508there are very deeply bitter people here
>>107513942Yeah, I’m one of them, but I don’t get cursing a guy out over that question.
>>107509035ok good luck tupo!
>>107513050You don't know how obnoxious they can be if its a playtest, closed beta, or even worse pre alpha version.Its always a good idea to ask, you need to cover your ass with these indie gamedevs.
>>107500539>when they don't know shit about why viewers watch vtubersHis models suck tho, that's why nobody watches him. The first model was terrible and had no reason to exist, the second model
>>107514163the second model
>>107514163The crab has returned. Keep your distance! It could wiggle its claws menacingly!
>>107514251but it was a bad design, bad in a different way from someone like tupo who had an equally bad design but because he just didnt give a fuck about it, lapin did in fact care about his design and thats why he was told to change it from the very beginningnot every criticism is crabbing
>>107514163>the second modelc'mon, go on
idk who alpin is or lapin
>>107514484model quality does not matter. network reach matters. emotional investment in your journey matters. finding your people matters. at the level of content creator we're talking about, the veneers don't matter as much as the substance and transparent willingness to explore and learn. the model is a vehicle but beyond that, the model does. not. matter.
>>107514767vtubermale/sclimbo and juicenoose
>>107514767I thought Lapin was LanceWhat's Lance's new name?
>>107515327thats true as long as you dont care about your channel growth, but he did care about channel growthnetworking is good an all but he wanted actual viewers to watch his streams
>>107515690Zawa
>>107515327>network reach mattersdoes it really? I've noticed I had a 500% growth on my channel when I got a decent modelfrom 1 to 5ccv, when you put it on percentage terms it really does seem to matter, imo. like sure I improved some aspects of my own self but still
>>107515690Thunderingkva
>>107516418Thank u
>>107516715Don't you have something better to do with your time? Who cares what he looks like?
Someone should have gatekept aypop. Now he's doxxing old /asp/ies.
>>107516802>It's okay that Lance pretends to be a twink and is actually a big huge fat fuckOkay, it's okay to catfish I guess
>>107516923nta, but Vtubing isn't a dating serviceman behind the curtain shouldn't matter that much
>>107516976>Man who lies about being a twink on his twitter and is actually fat is okayThat's nice but lance doesnt vtube, he doesnt stream. He just pretends to be a twink and lies about it constantly.
>>107516976wait until you find that every female vtuber out there has a boyfriend and they are fat too
>>107516715What the fuck? Thats nasty
A fat woman with a boyfriend is angry about fat men with girlfriends.
>>107517010> lance doesnt vtubethen idk>>107517026again vtubing isn't a dating service, why tf do I care if they're fat or taken
Vxscera isn't fat. What does this mean for my cunny?
Wanderslophttps://www.twitch.tv/astiaroth
>>107517092Aaand there it is. Hi Zawa.
>>107516923Ok, post model + face, lets see how you preach with the exemplar behavior :D
>>107517092aypop you can quit with this now
>>107516923>Wtf he isn't even japanese Wow voice actors don't look like their roles? That's crazy.
>>107517109>used my joke from last threadVery based chuuba
>>107517118>>107517125>>107517140>>107517154>Defending Lance being a giant fat fuckSo it's okay for him to sexpest girls and catfish as a twink
>>107515548Qrd?
>>107517299post model + face, lets see how you preach with the exemplar behavior, come on zawa show us :D
>>107517299Where has he ever sexpested girls? He's always been incredibly open about being married and did stuff with his wife constantly.
>>107517353>>107517346So it's okay that he's fat. Say it. Say "it's okay that he's a big fat autistic retard"
>>107517299>catfish as a twinkbuddy, this is vtubingonly whores post their body
>>107517452Stop shaking and post your non-catfish model compared to appearence unlike him, fatty :3
>you are fat>you are a virginburgers are so sensitive
>>107517353There’s no point in replyguying Zawa, here’s the replies you’ll get>they’re fat>they’re balding>they’re scared>they’re a sexpest>they’re a groomer>they’re ugly>some variation of vxscera schizoing>your hands are shaking
>It's okay to be fatVxscera isn't fat, so it must be easy
>>107517505Oh yeah here’s the shaking one right on cue>>107517516Kill yourself immediately Zawa you hideous chud faced cunt
>This much defensiveness over Lance being fatI thought it was okay to be fat, why are we all seething about it?
>>107517537And there’s the Vxscera false flagging!
hi guys, i like to vtube. i like playing games on stream and having people stop by to say hi and share their cool games too [:
>>107517576That's aypop you imbecile. Ban him from your channel. He'll get the message.
hi guys is it okay if im big and fat but pretend to be a skinny guy
>>107517619>>107517537>>107517682Your fatty folds shaking so hard a tremor started to go off in your city, show model you malding obese :3
>they’re fat>they’re balding>they’re scared>they’re a sexpest>they’re a groomer>they’re ugly
>>107517667Aypop has been nothing but nice in my chat, but Zawa makes me want to kill myself
>Show modelI'm a cute twink with a big double chin!
>>107517452it's okay that he's a big fat autistic retard he seems happy. Mogs most of asp at this point too.
>>107517792 he does not stream or have a model. he is irrelevant. stop astroturfing yourself, lance.
If Vxscera did voice work he would destroy Lance so hard it's not even funny.
>>107517786>>107517726>>107517892>Crying this much over being incapable of showing how you are not fattyPoor fatty :3Hope this much crying lets you lose some fat too!
Sigh...
>>107517892Not even a schizo, but I really don't understand how lance get commissions, but I'm not gay so I don't know how that attraction works.
>>107517911I'm not a burgerLOL
Why hasn’t edgey drawn you for fumo friday?
>>107517989You can't prove it because you are too scared of showing your fatness LOL
When is the lance Google doc going to drop? That accusation has been tossed around for years at this point but never gets proven.
>>107518015I can only assume he hates me
Fatty fatty big chin Lancey-chan~!
>>107518016so you are a burger
>>107518036It's because there's nothing there, Lance only talks about his wife or card games if you talk to him like 90% of the time.
>Lance is a boring faggot who is also fat and has no life outside of having an equally fat wife and playing card games. . .
>>107518269>gets paid to do his hobby and go to Japan every year>loves his wife Based ngl
>>107518269>>107518364I would kill for having that lifeunironically
>>107518364>>107518408>Doesn't make over 100kUseless poorfaggot, it seems.
>>107518485Kuromaru's peacocking on the tunisian penisflattening forum again
>>107518563Does Lance make 100k+ a year?
>>107518649He makes me cum. That's more important.
>>107517892You know this is Zawa because she will without fail start schizoing about voices eventually
>>107518829same, I dont care too much about the videos but I leave them in the background for the moans while I jerk off
The weirdest part about that is that Lance has no actual "fans"There are fans of the porn. The artwork / animations, but you aren't a fan of his specific voice when it's just generic male noises alongside generic female voices.It feels astroturfed to say "I like Lance specifically". He doesn't vtube. Doesn't even have a model anymore.
>>107518937its probably lance himself hes up on discord
>>107518937wrong, the fact that I know him and I recognize his voice is why I get so hard from it
>>107518888I hope you get the help you need soon
>>107518937Regardless he gets return work, so it can't just be plug and play dude voice.
>>107518937yes, it feels weird to crab a non-vtuberlet get into topic and crab an active /as/pie instead:3c
>>107518937It'd make sense to like an ASMR creator like Iriya since it's actual content not just moans, but yeah, I don't get it. I guess it's just fags being fags parasocial >I get hard and cum to itLike i said, fags. Not women. They just go to ASMR>>107519209It literally is plug and play. He's a cheap generic male voice. He doesn't have some specific quality that makes him desireable besides he knows artists that know he'll give them a cheap deal to voice act their work. His voice itself is not something special.
>>107519323Why would they hire him when they can hire someone far cheaper? He's not charging 3rd worlder prices.
>>107519381Yes he is. His prices are literally cheap prices anon, go look at them. He's an American with a generic american voice and good mic. Sure not thirdworlder dogshit prices, but very very cheap.
check your insulin level my burger broyou're trying too hard
>>107519432Idk $21 a minute for audio seems reasonable. Looks like cottontail charges 25 a minute for non commercial stuff and she's the most famous adult VA.
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>>107520012Well you know what they sayThose who can’t do, teach.
drinking dr pepper and rubbing my fat belly, i won't become a vtuber instead i will counterfeit my own happy emotes. >>107519470
Who is Lance?
>>107520323Became the owner of the original aspcord and gatekept viewers (aka viewercord and jingx) from it.
>>107520066you crabbed and skinwalked enoughdrink water, your kidneys
>>107518015I don't have enough charm or clout
>>107520066Happies are another disgusting part of gumpai's legacy
>>107518015My design is not very fumoable.
>>107520323Either of these designs
>>107521196>No model>No streamsNot an /asp/ie AND a fag
>>107521196you can tell the first one he actually liked and had a passion for coming up with and the second is just selling out to maximize homo viewership :(why do so many male aspies do that? juicenoose abandoned his brand to be a anime boy, etc.
>>107521322He just doesn't stream often https://x.com/i/status/1972867088978252121
>>107521322but you are just wrong?
>>107521379Because it works unfortunately.
>>107520041lol, that's pretty funny! I wonder if I should use that as a tagline or something because it's painfully true. After all, I failed out of mechanical engineering :D
>>107520557i never crabbed or skinwalked that was even my first post in this thread you seem to have the wrong person in mind, but we are all anonymous. this is my first of hopefully many counterfeit happys. a pale imitation of the original so i will try to improve over through repetition.
>>107521476I hope when Zeph rebrands he doesn't go this route.
https://twitchtracker.com/ThunderingKHAHAHAHA NO WAYOHNONONONONO!NO!https://twitchtracker.com/ThunderingK4 Average viewershttps://twitchtracker.com/thunderingk/statistics
>>107521703thats more than what most aspies get for their first stream
>>107521535NTA but i get it brother. i had to drop out of med school for my own wellbeing and i regret it every single day.
>>107521703>Streamed twice Yeah it's clearly not the focus, post the views on the stuff he actually works on
>>107521838>>107521822>Someone else's art with him making generic male noisesYeah anon, that's a lot of work. I'm sure people want to watch just his generic voice for an hour on strea-- oh. They don't?He doesn't do ASMR, either? Weird.
My voice is fucked after even just an hour of stream because I have been too silently IRL lately... Fuckkkk
>>107522226Maybe he doesn't want to? Who says you have to do ASMR?
I think this is the worst attempt at crabbing I've ever seen.
We used to have proper crabs, now we're not even good at that anymore
>>107521838Looking at stuff he's directly uploaded on rule34video (not just tagged as an artist) >45k >129k>57k>100k>27k>31k>26k>89k
>>107522652>>107522411I know you want to suck him off so badly (or are lance himself), but please understand it means much less when coomers like a video that has animation or some other art with your voice dubbing (or just moans, in Lance's case) it than something that if was strictly your voice.They are not here for Lance. Those views are for the porn, not him lol.
>>107522898Sure but he's still part of it, I can't speak on fans because I'm not gonna dig that deep for it, but if you look he has videos where he has full on dialogue, there's one that's about 12 minutes of spoken dialogue with 193k views. It's not nothing.
>>107523035No one is a fan of Lance himself. They are still coomers that are a fan of the work. They don't search thunderkingkva unless they're a parasocial aspie from here who likes jerking off to their friend as someone said they do above. It's okay. But no one says they're a Lance fan. He's just the guy who voices porn and they couldn't care if it was him or some other man
>>107523187Why does he have so many followers then?
>>107521196how does one swing between those
>>107521605wait...that is I!!!! so cool! thank you!
I love vtubing and having fun!
>>107523689You forgot your trip Fun Bobby
welcome back gumpai
>>107521379>JuiceNoose abandoned his brandI mean no one really gave a shit so I can’t fault him for falling back on something that works ditching his shitty vroid model was the best thing for him.
>>107523889???
Fun Bobby = Camui
>2000 followers is now considered a lotplease say its a joke.
>>107523889Don't say that, even if it's true, because we all love gupampi here so we will shield her from getting found out.
Siryou are crabbing in an "Aspiring Vtubers and Startups" thread
>>107524384Almost 3000 is more than most male aspies will ever see
>>107524579Please, stop
