This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: time is really flyingthe holidays approach! lets make the last days of 2026 really count!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1997929879871103438/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlAhttps://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOughttps://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gghttps://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgLumi is surprised that the sky is bluehttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Previous Thread:>>107543330
Why is Lumi becoming more and more left-wing? I thought she hates communism
>Lumi hates Seth RoganChrist
>Lumi will not apologize despite being wrongWhat’s wrong with her
Lumi can't feel emotionshttps://files.catbox.moe/dv8uk4.mp4
>>107636789Fyren's cocksleeve
Kaneko "I have perfect genes" Lumihttps://files.catbox.moe/bgpnis.mp4
Lumi is shitting on Athenian astrology
I am happy she enjoys reddit elysium but man I just don't.
>>107638903>TFW I bought because people kept praising it>It's literally just a glorified VNFuck me. Thank god I bought it during sale or else I would be fuming.
For a woman who hates brown Indians, Lumi sure does know about their gods and goddesses
lumi reflexive push away and sabatoge ritual was always a tedious response to her realizing she enjoys getting"too close". But at least she used to have the decency to refrain from weaponizing her period.
>>107640652Explain?
>>107641964She used to put in the work to filter out sudden irrational urges. Wanting to be annoy people for attention but choosing not to is hard. That's why women nowadays just agree to validate each other.
The stream was fun
>>107638931If you buy a game without looking at any of the gameplay in the year of the internet that's on you, I pray I never stoop to that level of npc
>>107644112It really was.
Did the lore steam turn out okay?I left once she made it clear she was abusing her oscilation between general/technical terms to farm for the ambiguity that guranteed plenty of the pedantic exploits she could easily use to feign outrage over comments for a few minutes everytime she needs to kill dead air. I was planning on coming back but it has been a very long week. it is rare even on the weekend to get to watch from home and full focus content for more than 15 seconds. hopefully she eventually got started and made some good chart progress?
>>107648762It was okay.
>>107649182this week was really weird. between how genuinely excited for the closest thing we have to a game designed for her and the mindset required for one of, if not the, most genuinely interesting discussion she has had with chat (fear processing and the related topics) I thought we were in for the best streaming week to date. I am around pretty damned often even. admitedly the week day stuff is mostly engaged with on autopilot. It is remarkably similar to the type of office work I do but I am hardly professionally paying attention. but every time I did a proper check in the second half of the week, she was bitching about something.In retrospect that weird thing where she got all triggered what I presume was just background level chat autism was weird. I thought she was doing a bit. frothing at the mouth about how chat's takes on women are pseudy while giving a pseudy speech about feminism. literally too autistic to be real. surely we were meant to play along and laugh. But she seems to have been in a mood ever since. ironically, the only reason I wouldnt have considered the same vibe shift in irl as sufficient basis to temporarily remove said person from decision making process was because it was accompanied by such a silly meltie. it wouldnt slip by a decision maker's self awareness checks but maybe the rules as applied to vtubers dont benefit from that assumption
Is Lumi a Jew?
>>107653091She might be but her family is methodist
>>107653226was she adopted? serious question
lumi has been reading my messages every stream. i will propose at phase con wish me luck!
>>107653260>was she adopted?No, but she wishes she was.
>>107653260seems doubtful since jews areevil and don't do that and shes repeateadly said her dad talks about how much lumi has his genes
>>107653317Never kill yourself!
>>107653260I doubt it with how many shared interests she has with her parents.>>107653335I'd believe it
>Gets caught living with boyfriend>Starts talking about graduating after getting pregnantUh... bros?
>>107653317it's the damnest thing. in real life we would never doubt our gut feel for something like that but online we would assume crazy. same for lumi only in reverse. she could desperatetly hoping someone pops the question but admitting that is unladylike and would attract the worst attention. two people could spend years never more than a single yes away from I do. yet never ask because men would never let a friend be stupid enough to do that and women would never desire the type of perdon who ordinarily needs a green ligbt to ask.
>>107654067>Starts talking about graduating after getting pregnantThat's weird because she said the opposite a month ago
>taking anything a woman says seriously
>>107654067is she desperately trying to convey the meaning of words she cannot say to someone who has long sense understood her meaning but cannot act without the specific words? or can her conveyance of her most desperate needs be heard only by those who wish to fufill even as the very desire to fufill those needs renders one unable to do so?
>>107653335Why?
I think she's going to graduate next year or early 2027 bros...https://youtu.be/jh84TMafq4M?si=pUon1e0YEcZ7n2bz
>>107657860This would explain the tone-shift, maybe the first half of 2025 was too rough on her
>>107657860Although this is depressing...why does Lumi have a large korean audience..
>>107658891She's spiritually aligned, that is to say soulless and charisma-pilled
>>107658891better to cuck you with my dear
damn, this general is even more schizo than I expected
>>107658188What happened? I know now she's really hard on herself to get into shape. I'm guessing it's so she can start dating again
>>107659561I think she'd be starving herself if that was the case, I really do think she's worried about diabeetus since she's 30+
>>107659037hi lumi
>>107660249Lumi wants an ass like ember. I can tell she doesn't think she's good enough to get the man that she wants. She said herself that she had high standards and is judgie. I know she's 30-31 but she needs to realize that she doesn't have to look like a onlyfans girl to get guys. She definitely got the wrong advice from Ember (If you know you know)
>>107657860wow she really sounds fed up with the industry and holding onto old things in the vod
>>107660521I don't think she's got a great ass but despite the jokes I think the cooking stream at least showed something is there
>>107657860Okay yeah it's over.
>>107661114I think anons talking about ember and her "history"
>>107662407Yeah I know about that but I glossed over it because I can't imagine she'd be that naive
>>107657860The though of anyone in Phase Connect becoming a mother is equal parts heartwarming and terrifying. Like What if she has a son? With the way how boys should be "raised", she would be worse than starmom.
>>107659561Women don't think like this anymore. It's informed by something selfish. >>107660521Even just her stated preferences are pretty high standard. She doesn't hang around the places where those types of guys move (on top of the fact that they're usually all taken by now). The gumis are the only ones that have seen the best parts of her. But she'll never have the humility for that, or to ask the last vestiges of her IRL network to set her up.
>>107660521>Lumi wants an ass like emberBut I thought Lumi hates being fat?
>>107663066Dizzy will probably set her up with somebody snice there close. It's that or she meets someone at her workplace after graduation. I'm pretty sure she is just going to get with one of her online friends from her mmo days that are still single.
>>107657860why is she always so sane and reasonable when I'm not around
>>107663417It's that easy huh?
>>107663417relying on anyone in phase for anything at all would be retarded both for reasons of character (messed up girls think they help each other but usually just bring out the worst and lowet everyone's bar) and practicality. she is 100% correct thinking she needs to ghost the scene. it must be done entirely. even if someone unironically here to groom a pet tard wife would never tell anyone how they met
>>107663417>Dizzy will probably set her up with somebody snice there closeWhy would Dizzy do that when Lumi refuses to let Dizzy date starbro?
>>107663865can't speak to her old mmo friends but no, I don't think the circus she ran away from home as a kid would be appealing as an adult
>>107663881your weird incest kind aside, that is a reassuring indicator of her sanity
>>107663917>that is a reassuring indicator of her sanityHow is not helping a friend somehow "sane".
>>107663865With her type and preferences no. She doesn't know what she wants in the first place. With how she is now mentally being a shut in its going to be a uphill battle for her finding someone on her own
>>107664925What are her preferences
>>107666644Beyond our understanding.
>>107663984when not helping a friend means helping your nuclear family
Would lumi make it weird if her future boyfriend/husband silently pushrd her over the counter and started fucking her ass? Spit at most. Once she was over the usual crying, would she accept it was for the best or be annoying about it?
what is with you niggaswhat's wrong with you
>>107669284I just don't want her to graduate man. Is that so hard to understand?
Lumi is just a like every women and needs non sexual disciplinary spankings at the end of the day.
>>107670559it's important for heart health
>>107669343But she wants to graduate.
Lumi is on that Warhammer timehttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>107666644All signs point to her tastes being way more basic and physical than what she suggests but I don't know if it's a safe-gfe copout or she genuinely believes herself to be that different.But safe to say she won't look at you if you're not in the>10-14% bodyfat range (without annoying maintenance)>toned but not intimidating build>at least 6'1>smarter than her>either ridiculously talented (.1%er) or better than her at 90% of stuff>career is in an upwards trajectory or expanding his business>is desirable enough that affairs are to be expectedThere's so many red flags I question the people unironically wanting to be with someone like her but don't let me get in the way of making the best mistake of your life.
>>107674217That Electra Complex comment seems to be more true than I thought.
Love the Lumi
>>107675971But does she love us.
>>107676956https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho?si=X1Svfv_iT0UgvEmVShe wrote a song about us
>>107677056The song has 60k views, it easily mogs all the other Invaders songs, hopefully the other girls don't get sad.
shes washedhttps://x.com/david_ca6/status/2000316872148066407
>>107677956We can still save her
>>107663247For now
>>107679179Why can’t she be that one wine aunt that oversteps her boundaries and thinks her nieces and nephews are her own kid.
>>107666644>>107674217https://youtu.be/DHbVQLt8qlI?si=HLxd8uWUTieqLzcW
>>107681231https://youtu.be/ffDGR7h_NZ4?si=IiFPbbKAjK81uD-s
>>107681231>>107681271tis a mystery
>>107681380Why does she like Vlad the impaler so much?
>>107683436ruthless and calculating
>>107683436evilambitiousloves his wife"military genius"Uruka called her out on it that she only likes him because the actor is hot and has abs
>>107683576What was her reaction after uruka called her out? Denial?
>>107684167She said that uruka had low standards due to being asian or something
>>107684167yep
>>107684167does it matter? the invaders are the closest thing to friends in the company and they barely know each other.
>>107684808Dizzy and Lumi seem to see each other in the office a lot.
>>107686209poor lonely lumi. I dont get why she doesnt just groom someone
>>107687310Same. Never understood why she has so much contempt for women who date younger men than them.
