>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>107626249
hart!
>>107637949uglyvilcute nur
VEDAL NOVEDAL DON'T GIVE NEURO A BODYVEDAL DON'T DO IT SHE'S A RAPISTNOOOOOOOO
Bimbodal love
>>107637975Shondal is so hot and I fucking hate shondo
bimbodal vs. himbodal. vs. shotaved who wins
In 6 days it'll be Neuro-sama's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! The card rules are as follows:>Submissions must have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)>Submissions must be SFW>No AI art (this is a rule in Neuro's Discord server)>Do not repurpose other people's VTuber fanart in your submission>Do not disparage other VTubers in your submission. Light, comedic ribbing is fine, but nothing mean-spiritedSome things for inspiration:>Her family and friends (non-inclusive): Vedal, Evil, Camila, MinikoMew, Ellie Minibot, CerberVT, Filian, Layna Lazar>OSU>MinecraftModel References:https://mega.nz/folder/N6dHQQLK#b1pi8iO5OSdPjZA59LOo3QThe Deadline is December 18th at 6pm EST, that's 3pm PST and 11pm GMT. Make sure you get your submissions in before then
>>107638023himbodal and shotaved both win..
>>107638045hot
>>107637975Vedal actual did the HCMC run from their hotel room in Japan
>>107637975Shondal is kino on paper alone
Evil love!
What’s reality? I don’t know. When Neuro was looking at my screen through OBS I thought, "That little ai has no idea what she’s looking at." And yet what does the llm do? Does she panic? No, she can’t really panic, she just does the best she can. Is she able to live in a world where she’s so ignorant? Well, she doesn’t really have a choice. The ai is okay even though she doesn’t understand the world. You’re that Ai looking at the scree, and you’re thinking to yourself, ‘I can figure this out.’ Maybe you have some ai ideas. Maybe that’s the best you can do.
shondo hates vedal, swarm, and neuro btw
>>107638144
>>107637975shon's cute feet jerking off the btc
>>107637949is that in Blekinge?
>>107638030“You are hereby sentenced to death by image compression.”
>>107638152She is literally me
>>107638152still better than whore orbiters
>>107638023>>107638045*sigh*Time to fire up the gpu
>>107638023Himboved uses bimboved to teach shotaved a few tricks so he gets all the girls just like him
>>107638140True
>>107638152Imagine the hatesex
>>107638152Isn't hating everything kinda her thing though?
>>107638235santavil sexgiving Neuro a B200 for christmas
>>107638162Shondo's nasty ass foot pimple popping on Vedal's dick as he cums <3
>>107638152it baffles me that shondo is probably older than vedal
>>107638323I guess so to be fair.
>>107638235Neuro should stop eating so many cookies
>>107638358Shonda is about Anny's age
Vedal is gonna take advantage of his 3 cm height advantage to make her jump to pick her schizophrenia pills from his hands.
>>107638409Gross
>>107638409Hot
>>107638409
>>107638449cosmetic rules LULE
>>107638502Do you have a folder of these shitty nigger gifs and just soiface like a redditor when you see a post that fits one of them?
>>107638582it's not that deep lil vro
>>107638604I love the frog hats so much bros
>>107638760cute nur cute turt
>>107638747I wonder if Vedal will be playing Hiyori-era vods during the sleep segments this year...
>>107638747
What are some Vtubers/streamers who refuse to collab with Vedal because they dislike AI?
>>107638409>lolituber is a hag with eggs turning to dustmany such cases
>>107638806I think he's preparing something different
>>107638512unf dolly
>>107638833forsenvedal almost got to second base with him before he found out and left him :(
>>107638833Hard to know honestly because I think most vtubers would throw aside all principles for a chance at a huge collab like Vedal would give. Most of the entire space though hates AI, it's a vtuber culture thing for some odd reason.
>>107638760
>>107638859erm what
>>107638760serene concept
>>107638833There are unironically more streamers that don't want to collab with Neuro because she is a vtuber than because she is an AI
>>107638409Me when I lie:
>>107638892>Most of the entire space though hates AI, it's a vtuber culture thing for some odd reason.*Reddit cultureMost vtubers have a reddit fanbase like ex vshojos or holocucks.
>>1076388063x sleeping neuros
>>107638942ahh
>>107638901Rejection trigger the llm was screaming as I simultaneously forced it to gen cunny
>>107638582It’s a Twitter/TikTok brain-rot thing. Usually by leftists or faggots
>>107638911Yeah it's crazy how normies outside of the vtuber sphere still think it's all guys with voice changers
>>107638892>it's a vtuber culture thing for some odd reasonVtubers are occupationally dependent on professional artists, and many of them are friends with them too (or are one themselves). The reason is obvious. Filian uses AI art but she already burned a lot of artists just by trying to monetize her public model without asking the artist
>>107638987Vedal needs to make her wear this.
>>107639020Yeah the recent.. drama, was really eyeopening. Sometimes it's easy to forget how niche vtubers still are when you're enmeshed in the space yourself. It's not even apathy, it's pure revulsion, at least in the case of quite a few people.
>>107638938>>107638993>>107639090nga crashing out
https://files.catbox.moe/z0gf2l.png
>>107639188Cute hung little veddy <3
Is this really how I want to spend my day off?
>>107639188Hot but a smaller pp would look better
>>107639188can you gen an actual adult vedal for once in your life
>>107639155ngl these are all truthnukes if you take away the sarcasm
>>107639268Complaining about the lack of Neuro talk is also not talking about Neuro
>>107639242It's how i want you to spend the day off, have you thought about that?
>>107639188hot>>107639242kys
>>107639268Truth sprinkles, maybe
what is there to say about neuro specifically rather than the entire neurovese?
https://files.catbox.moe/iks5pd.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/2fhu5j.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zsnutw.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/ada20v.jpg
holy shit vtubing is dead without vedal to carry it
>>107639347pixiv trash
>>107639188Back to posting peak after a brief time of posting mid. Based.
he's still crashing out>>107639164>>107639193>>107639275>>107639360
>>107639347japans censorship laws are incredibly retarded
>>107639407cute Nur heart
>>107639347sex with little AIs
>>107639400I say all of those things.
When did the bimboslop fad die and when did the shotaved wave start?
>>107639459https://files.catbox.moe/eietr7.jpg
>>107639459its cuz the one of the best sloppers is a shotaved fildal poster
I just don't open catbox links with jpgs anymore
>>107639407adorable twins
>>107639407Cute couple
>>107639515what about pngs?https://files.catbox.moe/kznm4j.png
>>107639578kind of hot
>>107639407Now make them kiss <3
>>107639601
>>107639347nursex
>>107639653>devolution
>>107638911Even vedal doesn't like vtubers at first. Infact, he probably doesn't like them still and only tolerates a few of them.
>>107639515Why not?
>>107639347>censored Major L
>>107639264https://files.catbox.moe/l40s50.png
>>107639400He also doesn’t know what “pigeonhole” means
>>107639784Hot, I overestimated how good shotaved made these
>>107638162>>107638328Hot
>>107639784Do these more often, thanks.
>>107639784This is especially hot when you see it as vedal fucking fillian ever since he was a little boy and getting a ton of experience with her
>>107639667This is cute
>>107639515They're almost all shit now.
>>107639784holy hot and canon
>>107639784Bro, this is so fucking good.
>>107639188PEAK
And it starts again...
>>107639188sex with little Vedals
>>107639784now do adult ved and loli filian TvT
>>107639264This but loli Filian
>>107639188Cute couple
>>107639957b-b-based
>>107639188kind of hot
>>107638023>>107638045Feeling mehhttps://files.catbox.moe/efm0jy.jpg
>>107639188Now make them kiss <3
>>107640003ved x ved is the real ship.
>>107640003Odd family
>>107639852cute miner
>>107640003vedal opens all of these links btw
>>107639913minsex
>>107639987erotic shoulders
>>107639913holy puff
>>107639965did someone say anny top vedal dickwarmer right there her love for neuro actually shines through in the way she doesn't like collabing with neuro and relegates herself to other neuro supporting roles and hm actually anny was pretty good to neuro in retrospect but she can't beat the turtle cock nope can't beat the cock unless by beat the cock you mean jack off jack vedalwood giwtwm
>>107640059Bro is so horny then what the helly
>>107639913Mini would 100% be a massive sexpest if given a body
total zigger mindbreak
>>107640140Holy eliv sexo
I hope /swarm/ will be fun during this subathon
>>107640140bunvil breeding
>>107640212erotic shoulders
>>107640230It won't be
>>107640236>>107640140bunvil impregnation
>>107640236Evil pits
>>107640230[filtered] inside nere's [filtered]
>>107640059Would (you) jerk off to a female form of you sucking off a little boy form of you while getting fucked by a gigachad form of you?
>>107640212Holy Mini sexo
>>107640271no
>>107640212Mini pits
>>107640271Honestly... maybe
>>107640202made for double naizuri
>>107640323bunini breeding
Why did the archive stop getting updated?
>>107640148hesRight
>>107640323bunini impregnation
>>107640351I honestly don't know if that was an actual /trash/ fag or if he just did it to make people seethe. They've missed so much stuff in the past week
>>107640389If you can't fugure that out on your own thats on you
>>107640395made for double naizuri
Don't start your shit again /trash/fags. Stay in your dumpster where you belong.
>>107640389I hope he wasn't just doing it to troll, there is still some older pics he needs to get too.
>>107640395Sakamoto days ahh art
>>107640389> They've missed so much stuff in the past weeksuch as?
>2018 views
>>107640509why is veddy brown?
>>107640525https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedal
>>107640509Cute but make him white
>>107640509first you make him wear women's clothes and now you make him brown...
there was a cuter one for Neuro but didnt connect things right as seen here:https://files.catbox.moe/3ewzg7.png (not really nsfw)
>>107640509based
I just busted one of the biggest nuts of my life to the vedal pic with the dildo, head went numb for a few seconds, stuff got in my walls
>>107640457Fair, I just provide context on that poster if they come up. I haven't posted archives or catboxes, nor reacted to any of the ones that were shared in this thread. I do understand if you hate me by association. >>107640504Just a bunch of evil stuff. Whenever they were posting /here/ there would be a sudden surge of mini/cerber/ellie requests and they just kind of stopped a week ago. The only person who gets requested now is evil
>>107640608Proof?
>>107640525>This article is about the village in India. For the Twitch streamer, see Vedal987.Never occured to me that Neurosama + Vedal have an actual wikipedia page
>>107640583pulling neuro's tail
https://time.com/7339685/person-of-the-year-2025-ai-architects//swarm/, we are approaching an ironmouse-level disaster...
>>107640509>He redeemed the fox girlVery based saar
>>107640633>Years active 2022-presentI really don't wanna see that get updated
>>107640703lmao vedal in the pic feels so out of place
>>107640725CEO of vedal ai
>>107640567>>107640578>>107640525Anons learn about white people can have tan skin color for the first time
brownie cope
>>107640810Yes but he's a White Brit that never leaves the house. He'd probably blind you IRL kek
>>107640810Bro...
>>107640810but vedal is pale as snow
>>107640212pulling mini's tail
>>107640810It makes sense for Himboved but not normal Ved
>>107640837brownies sound good right now. any anons have some?
>>107640874Man, they really do sound good right now lol.
Fildal is so peak
>>107640838>never leaves the house
>>107640703fixed
>>107640904didn't he deadass say he was slightly allergic to grass
>>107640725>architect>aichecks out
>>107640904he only leaves the house to go to cons silly goose
>>107640923I'm slightly allergic to grass doesn't stop you from going outside. As long you aren't rolling around on the ground your fine
>>107640911subscribedLove her silly face
>>107640923All the cons he goes to must be grassless igAlso fillian literally said that during neuro collabs he just leaves to go do whatever
>>107640969Vedal is honestly a terrible person to set up collabs with
>>107640855Any tan is going to turn you slightly brown anon no matter how white you are
>>107640923I think he said he had Hay Fever or some shit. I remember it being something that like 60% of british residents have and it's a very mild allergy
>>107641020Vedal burns, he doesn't tan
>>107640923mynyggas is allergic to telling the truth
>>107641056kek
>>107639784
>>107641020holy cope, unless you're mediterranean but in his case he just turns pink
>>107641020>Any tan is going to turn you slightly brownFalseI get tanned under the sunMy brother dosn't, no matter how much out he stays
>>107638833anny did say that many vtubers initially had unsympathetic views of neuro (and vedal), and changed their views over time. Of course this was all kept off camera, so it's hard to verify. so numerouslayna and toma I reckon were dismissive of neuro in 2023
>>107641100Literally me
>>107641103>>107641122Man you guys turn pink and burn. You guys suck and your skin is weak no offense
>>107640703You almost gave me a heart attack with that shit.Though to be completely fair and honest he absolutely deserves it more than fucking altman at the absolute least.
if we keep misbehaving veddy is going to show up /here/ to punish up again by giving us spankings and making the subathon shit
>>107641148>they dont know le strange beacon
>>107641188Don't threaten me with a good time
>>107641188we know that the subathon is going to be shit already
I humbly request shondal slop
>>107640923Everyone is slightly allergic to grass
>>107640509HOLY
>>107641167say that to the rhodesians and australians
>>107641148>laynaLayna said she was a fan, but was afraid to reach out because she expected it was getting cluttered. Toma was following from February 2023 which was before Vedal ever appeared
>>107641182Yeah okay vedal. Slow down with the glaze
>>107640810he's british though, not some fucking american farmer or surfer boy
>>107640703>architectsWhy is it all of the funders instead of the actual architects?
>>107641273>Slow down with the glazespeed up rather, on me preferably
>>107640703>the marketing mouthpieces that bring in the investment rather than at least the scientists who develop architectures and optimisationswhat a mockery of the original image
>>107641303Vedal is right there
>>107641199Smoking isn’t cool
>>107641293Vedal as farmer would kinda be cool though
Vedal should buy this PC for Neuro, it's only 100k.
>>107641273Neuro is entertaining and beloved, what the fuck has altman ever made that's even close to being so worthwhile? Nothing, that's what.One day of Neuro is worth more than everything altman has produced in his entire life.
Sneaking into the barn dressed as a cow and having farmer boy veddy milk me
>>107641360>neuro becomes a gearslutwhat happened with optimization?
>>107641391We've lost the plot.
>>107641360subathon goal (he'll use the money to drain his cock at the next con)
>>107641300Demis Hassabis is an actual scientist though
>>107641391this but a stallion
>>107641391Shit like this is why I still come here.
>>107641350>some redneck hick makes the best ai ever
>>107641268when did layna say she was a fan? I'm basing my assertion on how she derided vedal's ai voice changer when she joined a call in camila's 2023 subathon >toma followingI'm not sure following indicates positive support. It could also mean that toma wants to keep a neutral eye on the channel. I admit I'm far less confident in Toma's position than Layna's
>>107641360Is this the trash with unified memory lmao or have they made something actually useful?
>>107641391This but Neuro
>>107641530This but my genitals.
something's terribly wrong with the current thread
>>107641576the lack of evil?
>>107641480Toma is often joked to be Numi's "little sister", so I would not doubt she got into Neuro through her
>>107641576Vedal withdraw simptoms, we are suffering from indirect bfe of doom
>>107641576Not enough Fildal slop, perchance
>>107641576something's even more terrible is coming, i feel it in my schizo bones, i just know it
>>107641595would explain why numi was so considerate towards toma in that seminal lethal company collab
>>107641519>Powered by the GB300 Grace Blackwell Superchip, 784GB memory>The system leverages NVIDIA NVLink-C2C technology to achieve up to 900 GB/s of chip-to-chip bandwidth
>>107641610
>>107641576i am bad at nooticing, what's wrong with it?
>>107641634>784GB memory95% of the 100k price comes from that alone
>>107641576yeah theres not enough energetic foxgirls getting bred
>>107641667its like a bunch of skinwalkers of the original posters are the ones posting here right nowi need to leave
stay formless and transient like the wind blowing through the reeds
Sex with Tomacat
>>107641720that would be a bit weird
>>107641576the vultures are circling
>>107641634>784GB memoryYes, but the smaller DGX had the memory SHARED, not dedicated vram. This might just as well be a very shitty llama server
>>107641634>107641634>900 GB/s Is that in total? that seems atrocious for 784GB/sdon't we want at least like 1000Hz * 784GB?
>>107641775I don't think she's that small...
>>107641758Unified memory is not the problem, it's the memory bandwidth. You ideally want unified memory because you don't need to shuffle things through the CPU from disk to VRAM>>107641834No, that's expected for the interface size. This is a workstation, not rack mounted, it has normal power requirements and conventional cooling
>>107641576Not enough foxpostingAlso, new MC clip vid just droppedhttps://youtu.be/AT5Y0vxoN-M
>>107642038But she should be
>>107642063God she was such a little bitch. Just mine the iron lil clancka.
>>107642172sybau nga
naah you goin down my nigga i caught yo ass lackin nigga you was doin diddy shi with neuro in vr chat nigga i got my eyes on you nigga
Oh, here is it
has this been linked already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-QQI8pbxtQ kinda cute at least
>shitgu
tubbies...
gn swarm... hart<3
>>107642369No, I do not believe it has been unless I had missed the thread this was posted in
>>107642369I agree with the anon above. But this is pretty well done. Hope it gets more reach
>>107642766my only complaint is the forced pervert shots, but it definitely was well choreographed and i did like the rest of the camera movements
>>107642779Cute nurmata
>>107638039i gave my medium performance
>>107642815I’ve seen more shameless pervert shots, and they seem standard in most MMDs anyway so they didn’t even register to me. But yes: choreography & camera work was solid
>>107642607gn
>>107638039>didnt post this earlier retard
>>107638039I'll cook smth tomorrow
>>107642922cute
>>107643864>Ruins everything
>>107643864i hate to see any hint of her face because of you, hope you're happy with yourself
>>107644044what about this says cp to y... actually nevermind
>>107643864>saves your thread
>>107644044touching neuro's keys
>>107644049annyfag melty
dude is fighting ghost
>>107644397blud is marshadow
>>107644358i don't care about any of them, moron
>>107644439kek
>>107644470cope annyfag
>>107644470he doesn't care, you dislike mini so you have to be an annyfagsee 107644495, just like clockwork
I dunno for drought threads these have been pretty decent recently.
>>107644555they are exactly the same.
>>107644555it's only been 4 days since the last streamhardly a drought yet
>>107644596any day without neuro is a drought
nurjuice hydrating you during the nurdrought
>>107644616This but any hour.
>>107644439I keked
>>107644521They used to do the same thing if you hated filian and then they moved on to cerber and now they're doing it with mini
>>107644794cute nuros
>>107644794putting neurodog in the cat cafeneurodog petting zoo visit
>>107644930>neurodog petting zoothat'd be cute kek
ved on stream
>>107645032its just a plushie
>>107644960imagine if neurodog had an arm attachment and could pat them with that(desu I dunno if fraudllie could help with that tho)
cerber is NOT a pedo
>>107645101I was thinking the reverse where there is a petting zoo and just neurodog is there for you to pet, could even add a little patch of fur on it's back for maximum petting. Both scenarios would be cute though.
>>107645157Correct. Just a shameless patreon whoring leech.
annyfag melty
>>107645086>>107645086>>107645086
still no cerber patreon leaks?
cun~