What is it about this turtle that makes all the VTubers swoon for him
Money and views.
>>107758004he doesn’t immediately start responding to any type of interaction with obvious intentions
>>107758004Money
>>107758004Women are just pathetic and have terrible judgment.
>money>status>femboywhat's so mysterious about this
>>107758004No clue
>>107758148achievable natty??
>>107758160He does one pull up every time Neuro does something retarded
>>107758004Is there any lore behind her weird eye colors? Is this something that's common with cows?
If you're a guy by himself walking or or playing with a dog in public, women will literally stop and flirt with you. The same applies to a dad with a kid. If you're in public with just your kid (you might even have a wife, you're just taking the kid to give her a break) you will get women chatting you up and trying to find out if you're single or not. I guess that certain women see that a man is good with kids or animals and is subconsciously attracted to him. Vedal is basically a single dad who's good with kids and several women to be the mom that stepped up.
Even if they are AI daughters he kinda gets the single dad buff woman love that shit
They are hoes.Vedal has about a dozen vtubers living on scholarship. You know exactly who they are.
>>107758247Yeah, it's supposed to be cow pinkeye. It's pretty common and contagious, especially if you're keeping a lot of cattle together.
>>107758247She has a mold infection
>>107758027>>107758108>>107758122Even with all of that, why does he wan't fat, mentally damaged women?
>>107758004Money and clout. Only swarmers (is that their name?) think otherwise and say some retarded shit like "well they are like, moved by his "single father" energy". I was hoping it was a bit, but I read it so many times I realized they actually believe that shit lmao. They are twitch whores dumbass, shit they even flesh post. They don't give a fuck and are competing to see who catches him slipping first and secure that bank account
>>107758004>>107758027this plus neuro gives the single dad impression which is similar to the married man buff to women.
>>107758453>Vedal has about a dozen vtubers living on scholarshipthe perfect way to describe it
>>107758004because he's an asshole
>>107758004I love to see girls making fools out of themselves
>>107758004Obsessing this much over another man and shipping him with women has to be some of the most cucked and feeble shit in all of the world, vedal viewers are almost at the same level of being pathetic as nimi ones are.
>>107759356Counterexample: Anny
Male turtle have large penisesAlso he's a single dad, and he's a rich tech dude without being a techbro. But mostly the penis thing.
>>107761645yeah but the tip is like a weird flat diamond shape
crelly has a way with words i can see why vedal keeps her around (i dont watch males and that includes neuro) shes too unpredictable for me personally chaos theory filters me the butterfly effect scares me yet everyone else accepts it so readily... damn it... damn this world and all of its inhabitants.............
>>107758004Anyone that interacts with that fag is cucking their audience. Neuro fans included, they not only are cucks but are gay.
>>107758004autistic and/or gay so gives off that 'playing hard to get' when really he just doesn't give a fuck and women see that as a challenge.also money.
>why would vtubers shipbait with the turtle?Guess what day she started making vedal content.
>>107762691She doesn't shipbait with him though, she shipbaits with Kokonuts the monkey vtuber
>>107762691crelly is basically neuro on steroids. Says some random ass shit and goes on tangents unrelated. not surprising swarm love her content.
he generally ignores them, which makes them want him even more
>>107761498Bruh Anny is still struggling with her weight, you'd think the war would help her lose it
>>107766188Japan's smaller serving sizes didn't help either
>>107758004
>>107758004stop lying.
>>107758004I think he's gay, which as you know is something that women find extremely attractive.
>>107759478there are some that are mentally ill and want or wanted him for more than kayfabe
>>107770814He is dating Mini >>107768725
>>107758358this except even better because they can see him with his 'kids' without them serving as a permanent reminder that he fucked another woman
>>107758004Because he's better than the majority of male vtuber. Young, rich, brit, polite, have some muscle, talented, businessman type.
>>107758004>What is it about this turtle that makes all the VTubers swoon for himSingle father auraOh and anti-thot personality. Nigga got asked for multiple dates and bailed out every time.Also probably dating Camila.
>>107774871He rejected one fat whore. Why would he date another?
>>107771369Isn't Mini in America and Vedal in the UK?
>>107774871He's dating a cute slag with a child-like body
>>107775250>>107775616>Why would he date another?Guess who funded Camilla's hotel and greeted her parents.I do think Mini is another strong candidate but her past relationships might still weight on her.
>>107766211Kind of insane since everyone in Japan is pretty slim because of the availability and preparation of good food. maximum taste while being healthy and not ripping you off for it like in the West.
>>107758004Crelly swooned over a wasp, I would fucking hope vedal is more attractive.Jokes aside, she doesn't even shipbait in that video and has been pretty restrained around him in general.
>>107775732How to spot someone who's never been to Japan before. They have so much highly caloric food, fried food, sweets everywhere, it's incredibly easy to get fat if you weren't born in Japan and raised to not be tempted.
>>107775748Crelly has more of a "friend vibe" regarding Vedal.
he is twink, sone girls like that others do not
Crelly just wants to steal his daughter. Which I can relate to.
>>107775785but you need to compare it to murican food that is 90% cornsyrup
>>107775538and? they can still date gura dated and married swede
>>107758004People are already trying to force Crelly as the new Anny, but she isn't shipbaiting in the slightest. She is not shying away at all from the meme of being Neuro's new mom though.
>>107758004He's Tutel!
>>107776857>She is not shying away at all from the meme of being Neuro's new mom thoughAnny is probably secretly seething
>>107776857She cares about being Neuro's caretaker than she does being a part of Vedal's haram.
>>107776857Crelly and Vedal were like a divorced couple arguing over Neuro's custody, she skipped straight over the whole romance plotline
He knows pussy and entanglements in this day and age are a career killer. He's way too content brained and greedy to fulfill the desires of any hopeless shippers. Already had a hundred opportunities and he purposely missed all of them. Why any of you hare-brained faggots can't notice that. He will never get into relationship with any of them. Accept that. End of story.
>>107758004popularity that's it, plus he doesn't show interest so that makes em crazy
>>107780644Yet he only collabs with females, curious...
>>107758148fuck my fag chud life and being attracted to tight clothes on muscular menkilling myself as soon as i can
>>107775538>Isn't Mini in Americashe's moving to the UK next year, at least for six months.
>>107758004There's been plenty of vtuber girls that got big or gained a lot of views ONLY because vedal showed them on his stream. Dude is a vtuber baker, some random vtubers getting big each year thanks to him.
I don't mind the turtle but all the people here who are obviously trying to live vicariously through him are mega cringe.
>>107785811Every shut-in /g/ fag wishes whatever crap they code would attract as much pussy as his chatbot does
