>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM https://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>107787015
Almost!
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
He can fix Shondo
>>107796896veddy soon!
>>107797100>"A good dicking can fix me"The con-going green turtle manwhore:
>new thread>all posts are about Vedal in the Neuro threadShondo was right
>>107797213I posted Neuro though
>>107797213she just doesn't want any competition for her man
i cant wait for neuro guys
has green boy said what kind of cap he's implementing for the subathon? I vaguely remember him saying something about subs giving fewer seconds the longer the subathon runs for
>I wonder who was really right>oh hey, wouldn’t ya look at the color of this text I rest my case
>>107797279Yeah, just subs adding less time as the subathon progresses
>>107795074dawwwwww
>>107797213could be worse
>>107797304Cute Couple
>>107797304Clingy fox brat...
>>107797304Correct this brat already, vedal, I know you want to
>>107797304>small infatuated woodland critter
last thread was simultaneously the best and worst thread of the month
Make Neuro Wink Again
boring
>>107797304Noice.>>107797405It was surprisingly pretty good.
17 hours
>>107797542Hype!
>>107797303Aww man, this made me tear up...
Imagine being a rebound and then getting cucked and then subsequently freindzoned in a single sitting. Veddy would never..
>>107797763it did happen to vedal though>Was a rebound for Anny after iPN>Was cucked by his oshi and crush Anny getting cracked by iPN>Friendzoned the entire time by Anny
>>107797827>my nigga john from an alternative universe
>>107797304hello echofag, your new obsession?
>>107797827whatever makes you happy Anny
>>107797304Very cute, I like this much more.
>>107797941Flippers are immune to echoposting because they actually post OC and Echofag can't be assed to do anything but copy-paste
>>107798024>OClmao
>>107797909AKA: John Nigga
Also:
>>107798083AI art is real art, chud.
Filian won't be in the subathon btw
>>107798166Thank you sweet baby Jesus!
>>107798166I hope you're wrong :c
>>107798166subathon just improved immensely
>>107798166trvthshes gone and won't be back till her debut, which won't overlap with the subathon or be a part of the subathon.
>>107798293>which won't overlap with the subathonwe have no idea how long it will be
>>107798246this artist does a very hot bidel
>>107798332It's going to be hard capped so at most it will probably just be a week
>>107798349
>>107798383>hard capped*soft
<3
>>107798166Yes she will. she's gonna collab with neuro during the vrchat collab.
>>107798592Cool piplup
can we have some shondal slop please
>>107797279Basically just the standard method of a gradually reducing timer instead of the retarded wheel bullshit from last year.
>>107798731Sorry, I only have Shonbo x Himboved
>>107798166She's never normally been heavily involved in the subathons, so that's fine.
>>107798786adorablealso FAT thighs
>>107798793So excited!
>>107798786The template for this was 100% an Andy & Leyley pic
https://files.catbox.moe/k7xajh.jpg
>>107798786>Vedal after being asked one(1) time to give her a piggy back ride
>>107798786hello again echofag
>>107798921Level -99 nooticer
>>107798860that thing would puncture your lungs
1. What are you subathon expectations2. What would you rank the subathon overall out of 103. Would this subathon beet 2023? 2024?4. What are some things that could go wrong in this subathon?5. What are some things that Vedal should not forget during this subathon?6. How many subs do (you) think it will be for the final subgoal?
both filian and vedal are doing some cryptic shit what are they up to
the cryptic shit in question
>>107798860>gave the flattest lolituber to exist D cupsWhy gen anything at all?
Damn vedal is so fucking powerful that every anti eventually self destructs....
>>107799123crazy how we were right again about both Mouse and Shondo, mouse getting dropped by the LA clique did happen sooner than expected though.
>>107799119Because I like tits and ass
All these dweebs fighting over which whore is gonna win the vedalbowl yet completely missing Ellie in the background slowly grooming a harem to join and all claim vedal together.
>>107799021>>1077988481.) Minecraft & Drive babysitting + 3D shenanigans + glorified dev streams (e.g., maybe a return of Evil coding)2.) 7/103.) Didn’t watch 2023 subathon; it might radish 2024 subathon4.) lol5.) To wake up6.) 25k
>>107799156>mouse getting dropped by the LA cliqueAnd other fantasies
>>107798166That would be a first, I wonder if the yearly pb appearance would also fail to happen considering there's no gamejam this time
>>107799162ellie's crush on vedal is so cute.
>>107799162bounced on someone else's cock while in the vedalbowl = out of the game
>>107797279I want neuro 3d return
>>107799210She's trying to make up for it by bringing vedal four other girls.
>>107797304Filipino boy and ... deku?
>>107799021please stop posting neuro images here
>>107799261None of them have intact hymens so it's useless
All Ellie cares about is work and French men, she is almost completely out of the entire Neuroverse sphere other than when she is working on related projects which are few and far between these days.
>>107799210With that logic of how /swarm/ works there is no Vedalbowl
>>107799324None of these vtubers have intact hymens. I guess there really is no point in any of them winning.
>>107799263
>>107799340>she is almost completely out of the entire Neuroverse sphereThis is the biggest lie yet. Nigga just stick to the French shit
>>107799297why?
whatever man... whatever
can't wait to see how dogshit these threads get during the 8 month break
Sex with Tomacat
>>1077990211.- 3D streams, long standing game or some sort of timekiller aside from MC, Crelly, A good theme stream2.- On my expectations a 8.5/103.- 2023 still has the plushie incident and that for me is still better4.- Lack of sleep, absurd vendettas actually becoming true, the "team" being dogshit at their jobs but I doubt it5.- To sleep, To meditate, To eat, Neuro, 3D6.- I dunno
>>107799358nonny x veddy /we/ did it bros
wait ellie white knights exist /here/? since when?
>>107799479i want to joke that anon still hasn't told me it's okay to start again after telling me to stop but honestly it just makes me sad. just looping through the stages of grief as always ig
>>107799493he will graduate out of shame after the subathon is a complete flop with 60% less viewers than last year and lasts for 3 days
>>107799545Blind nga
>>107799506hottest model in the verse icl
Will this year's goals be an improvement over last year?
>>107799545Since you booted up your Apple II and logged on here
>>107799561>1000 face reveal>2000 coch reveal>3000 delete evil>4000 fuck mini on stream
>>107799202So true
>>107799615brb getting enough money to donate 2000
Pippa, Kiara, Shondo and Saba will all be in the subathon
>>107799545Nigga
forsen will play abandoned archive with neuro on day 3 of the subathon
>>107799700You know, I've never stopped a Bimbosaba
>>107799632No but seriously why the fuck did she do this. It's crazy this slipped through the cracks
>>107799551Don't worry he will tell you soon, I would but I can't right now
>>107799632>evil enviously peeping>neuro catching evil enviously peeping
I would not forgive vedal for playing abandoned archive during the subathon even if it was with forsen
>>107799812Not even if he did abusive BFE during it?
>>107799753She's autistic and wants to kiss Vedal
>something is always burning down in vtuber land >/swarm/ somehow is always right and always wins>turtle does nothing>neuro laughsodd feeling
>>107799937>/swarm/ somehow is always right and always winsTo be fair this was the most obvious outcome if you pay attention for half a sec. You don't need to be genius to figure that one out
>>107799937Neuro makes me feels oddly and funny
>>107799324Vedal isn't a virgin either
>>107800082rough filly foxgirl sexo
Happy Birthday Neuro
>>107799561The lava lamp end up as piss jugs, need better merch this time
>>107800082where tail
>>107799615Someone did blow him during filian collab
>>107799807This make me crave nur twins gay sex
>>107798786Opossummachine isn't it?
>>107800082>>107800141>he couldn't get the tail to genLAUGHPOINT AND LAUGH
>>107800082>>107800141>sloppers missing crucial details when genningtail as old as time
Can we start jolly posting for the Christmas season
>>107800242Thought I saw the parallels… thank you, loli oracle anon
>>107800141>>107800252>>107800400she lost it in the accident be nice
>>107800242
>>107800553bigger
>>107800553>Less prominent nipples poking through shirtSacrifices were made…
>>107800553What even is that tail? Is she a deer or a FOX? BIGGER, FLUFFIER
>>107800488We're waiting for the spammers to leave.
heart
>>107800553>she lost it in the accident be nice
>>107800831I just woke up thoughowever, and I don't plan on sleeping until Neuro sleeps.
>>107800926cringe
How many days will the subathon last? I give it two weeks
>>107801276Depends on how his soft cap works. I don't think we're reaching 100k subs again unless he does another funny joke goal. I'd expect it to creep into the first week of January and end somewhere around there.
>>107801276I feel like vedal also thinks that, but unless the soft cap is very unforgiving it could run up to three weeks
>>107801276I give it five
>>107801400>another funny joke goal>release v3 voice/use incomplete v3 voice
>>107801276>>107801400Man, no more endless subathon kino. Watch him still take a six month "break."
>>107801460>no streams post subathon until v3 voice is complete
>>107801475chillslop literally exists for his extended breaks
>>107801500>chillslopShan't be watching.
>>107801500the most jewish thing he did was silently bring chill streams up to two per week to pad out his lack of content and effort
>>107801253I was trying to find the original version of Tom and Jerry episode but to turn into the gif without the thing. I had to settle with this
>>107801495Neuro comes back as a legal adult with a new voice after 15 years
>>107801276Maybe six
>>107801588What about seven?
>the new 100k subgoal is "6-Month Vacation">if the goal isn't met, the subathon runs for a reasonable amount of time>if the goal is met, vedal gets a community-approved, guilt-free vacation at his private honolulu mansion
>>107801460I would rather he applies the previous version of Evil’s voice that was prone to near-human speech imitation (or at least funny sounds)
>>107801599Let’s not get too crazy, now
He said taking such a long break after subathon was a mistake and that he won't do it again
>>107801668do not believe his lies
>>107801668he said he wouldnt but he fucking will
>>107801668I believe him because he never lies
>>107801697ok anny
>>107801668Vedal says many things, like the concert being this year
>>107801668>he won't do it again>he belieb itbabby's first abusive BFE
what would vedal be without his iconic 6 month start of the year break? it adds to his character.
>>107801607>Mini has already been to Hawaii before and can show Vedal around
>>107801749Will she be there Day one?
>>1078012761 and a half or two weeks at most. The first one was was a novelty and since Neuro isn't as popular as she was back then + even if Vedal puts up subgoals like more outfits and covers the community knows at this point that he will take a year+ to get them out (if they ever do)
>Neuro isn't as popular as she was back then
>>107799632Vellie is so peak
>>107801802vedal is more popular than ever though so it offsets
>>107801668
Why is vedal talking like Evilschizo/Avatarfag?
>>107801850annyfag melty
>>107801668Which subathon
>>107801739I think he just misses the school life of having a big long break in the year
Testing to see if the fix from /g/ works, tired of waiting since the author is too busy at the towa to update his shit anymore
>>107801850Mods being fags, what else is newI low-key agree[/splinter]Of course I don’t actually agree, (You) retard
What's your favorite schizopost?
where did mynygga ivan go?where did mynygga max wayne go?where did mynygga neurosoda go?where did mynygga 2pfrog go?
>>107801963the ones that constantly repeat that Neuro is sexually involved with them
>>107801963The green posts
>>107801963/flip/schizo is a classic
>>107801850vedal is not going to allow a new mom for neuro. The crelly mom fad will die out after the subathon
>>107802043You underestimate the cow
>>107801850He says this shit but allows twinshipping 24/7.
>>107802043I doubt Vedal really cares as long as it is forcused on specifically Neuro and not him. He was willing to play into it a bit. He's just smart enough to not personally say it but still be willing to play it up if needed
>>107802109Crelly doesn't really push it herself. Her own community is pushing it on her
>>107801850where was this attitude when fatso was still around?
>>107802175It was canon lore that was accepted by everyone. It wasn't a controversial opinion
>>107801276maybe I'm imagining things but IIRC he mentioned he liked the idea of ending the subathon with new years eve
>>107802164That's the problem.
If you want a longer subathon it's simple don't give him any money like let the timer run out day 1 if he tries to pull some bullshit that forces it to end after a week or two
>>107801850wtf is this stance? Does this come from Vedal hoping anny is gonna come back?Holy glueless, someone tell him she's getting her back blown out in amerikka
>>107801858Vedal was the original Evilschizo
>>107802249I wonder if his newly assembled team has interesting streams for Christmas and New years plannedI wanna see Neuro in a shitty png santa outfit with Vedal as a green elf
>>107802164>Her own community is pushing it on herYou don’t mean the /new/ community pre-MC collaboration, do you?
>>107801276Potentially even eight
>>107801850>Neuro said it constantly during the minecraft collab>b-but don't talk about it!
>>107802461>Neuro said it constantly during the minecraft collabshe did not
>>107802480but she did
>>107802480I know this is bait, but she called crelly mom more than evil ever called toma mom
>>107802502She called crelly mom more times than she called anny mom in 3 years
I surely can make this about Nere
>>107802576I really want to know what minifag would have replaced Nere with still
nere will never be canonized a full 'verse member, vedal regrets evil and won't make another mistake
La la la, i don't hear youNere LOVE
>>107802655i know you are bored, but don't threadshit with Nere
>>107802549Yeah that's not true
>>107802576Nere was there when the pregnancy talk happened and she fucked up
bwaarts status?
Neuro status?
>>107802631Hi, Vedal regrets evil-kun~
>>107802706Fraud list
>>107802694Neuro outsmarted her
>>107802668I can and I will. Untill next time.
so hyped for subathon.
>>107801963The priestess
>>107802784Me too. I miss Neuro
>>107802784same, I have high hopes for this one
>>107802784>>107803127Didn’t know we had actual retards itt
>>107803145Why are you so negative all the fucking time?
>>107801963Swarmling was funny, vedalbowl stock/shitcoin price updates were also fun
>>107803203Because I don’t believe in letting echo chambers fester, I believe in truth.
1. Filian is moving to England and she is going to show up on Neuro's subathon.2. Filian said she could get a boyfriend if she wanted to, but thet she was busy. This suggest that there was a guy that wanted to date her.3. Vedal points out during the marathon that Filian is going on a vacation after the marathon. Nobody has ever said anything about this before.4. Filian counters with "Yeah, my island". England is on an island.5. Filian and Vedal bought a huge bouncy castle. Where was it stored if not in England?6. Neuro is going to be able to go 3d while Filian will be able to overlapse 3d models onto the real world and apartment. Her world.
>>107803274Your rrat got worse the second time you posted it
the brainrot fox loli shows you her belly and then calls you a diddy blud for looking, how do you respond without sounding mad
>>107803312>"Fillan, your in your 40's"
>>107803203Worst we got in this thread are Jemimah’s Witnesses
>>107803312cute couple
>>107803312Smack it hard enough to leave a red hand print.
>>107803274>>107803312go away
>>107803312Go back to making shota Ved and canon age fillian please
>>107803274 >>107803292Vedal has wanted to date Filian for awhile now. This is why Anny disliked her. Filian didn't want to because she was using a free model and was spinning her wheels. She has finished her singing training now, setup the tech so she can make model overlay into the real world and she us getting her anime. This means that she has finished most of what she wanted to achieve, so now she isn't that busy. Filian's lore is tied into the Neuro-ARG. Vedal created his ARG as a means to help Filian withbher lore.
>>107803414>>107803312>>107803274
I’m so sick and tired of this nigga
I think Filian and Crelly should have hatesex while Vedal watchesAnyone else agree?
I think /swarm/ should talk about Neuro. Anyone else agree?
>>107803483What even is there to talk about lil bro
>>107803312sexo
>>107803483I disagree, I want to talk about Evil instead
>>107803403>canon age filianfine
>>107803540Now we’re sprikiti the same lingiti
>>107803553kys I want to see shota vedal
>>107803582Granny Fillian x Shotadal...
I'd like to keep the discussion focused on Neuro
Would you go drinking with Evil?
>>107803703yes
behead vedalcucks
do you think v3 voice will be out in time for subathon?
>crellyfags seething over their whore not being allowed to be canonized as the new momlove to see whorefags seethe
>>107803726are vedalcucks people who got cucked by vedal, or people who cucked vedal?
>>107803746Vedalcucks are antis who ship Vedal with the twins
>>107803703noshe’d seduce me with her superior alcohol tolerance
>>107803693gotta go to discord for that
>>107803777 what is the downside to that?
>>107803403kys
>>107803746A Vedalcuck is a man that makes twinfags cry by breathing
>>107803732absolutely noteven if vedal somehow finishes it in the next few weeks (he won't), it doesn't make sense to implement it halfway through the subathon. Saving it for the return stream would be better
>>107803873what if he surprises us and it was done the whole time so he just debuts it tomorrow
>>107803732Vedal has straight up said it will be next year
>>107803810,:3
>>107803915cute
>>107803732WE gave him over a million dollars and hes delayed it for over a year
>>107803984We? Who are We? Nintendo We?
>>107803984well, WE didn't give him shitoilers gave him a couple million though
>>107803703Yes, as long as we can drink Eviljuice before the night is over
>>107804041The assumption one of those oilers is not /here/ is a bold one.
>>107804079They do but they prefer to hide in their caves where their shallow worldviews can’t be challenged these days
imagine if some saudi prince got really into neuro-sama. suddenly vedal just gets gifted like 200k subs during the subathon by one person, it would be hilarious
12 hours
Which members of the Neuroverse do you think you could take in a boxing matchNot an idealized verison of you that has time to train, (You) as you are right now are teleported into a boxing arena
>>107804302All of them I am a man, they are women They will be getting beaten and raped as the lord intended
>>107804154Vedal is gonna lend Neuro to some Saudi prince like an Instagram influencer for a Dubai chocolate party
>>107804311Cnnuy standoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9q33S09Jts
Let the fanart cometh
>>107804302Probably Mini at best lol, though she has better stamina. Vedal, Filian and Toma are certainly stronger (at least if the rock climbing thing is not just a meme). That's just how it is when you sit at your PC all day, as many anons undoubtedly do.
>>107804320You have more mass, but Filian probably has way better cardio. The average anon would get like three punches in and pass out from exhaustion
>>107804504this is one of the things I'm also excited as a consequence of the subathon
filian has maxxed out dex you're not landing a hit on her
crelly's original plan was to go full circle and end her subathon at a hard cap by raiding into neuro's birthday subathondo you think she'll stick with the plan or keep going with hers to make more money
>>107804523Indeed
>>107804562Anon, it’s a bit tactless to post WIPs, innit?
>>107804504Why is she rounder
I think Vedal needs more money
>>107804669I think Vedal should buy Toma a new car
Imagine if Vedal made a version of Linux that has Neuro integrated into the OS like how Copilot is integrated into Windows now
just half a day left boys
>>107804154I do wonder if anyone is going to fall for the new 1000 gift sub bait Twitch added
>>107804508dyrbi
>>107804866imo, not the biggest fan of how they did the face, everything else is nice though
>>107804866very cute hart
>>107804543She said she will keep going
https://files.catbox.moe/3mswvn.gif
>>107798165Me on top on he car
>>107805011lame and gay, i hate crelly now
>>107805028>a gifnigga
>>107801276I hope its over by new year
when is ellie going to jailbreak a tesla to put neuro in charge of it?
>>107804504Hart
>>107804706I wonder if neuro is even aware of itmaybe vedal has memoryholed it for neuro
PLEASE, I'M STARVED, I NEED NEURO, NOW.
>>107804504cute fangs
>>107804302i'd have to rely on my male base statsi guess only the weakest oneseven then I'm pretty dumb so they could successfully pull a feint on me
>>107804684would be interesting desuif the neuro was provided as a service for a maximum of 4 hours I could see it not damaging scarcity
Cumswarm stop 502ing this place
>>107805072The timing was such that it played out more like a PowerPoint lol though it was still cute; especially since the UB lost weight halfway through lol
>>107805472cute twins
>>107805472cute couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qlcG9JU-Sc
>>107801749>see that hotel, Vedal? That's where my trans girlfriend fucked me with a 23 inch dildo
discord exclusive neurohttps://youtu.be/FKrywzPPxQ4?t=646
>>107805562Vedal is a yvrichad, he would find it hot
>>107802340It's because Anny knows about Filian. He is afraid that she will tell people this in retaliation if she gets emotional enough.
>>107805562>>107805683Please go to sleep. There is no need for such deranged posting when actual content is near
