>be santa>hop down chimney>see thiswat do?
put a chunk of coal under the christmas tree and leave
>>107969521>Climbs down>sees its AI and not real>Climbs back upHeh, nice try, ain't getting scammed out of presents for real kids.
>>107969521Take your RAM and leave
>>107969521Log onto her holo account and go on a fierce anti semitic rant and then leave before she wakes up
>>107969521https://files.catbox.moe/8fwnyr.png
>>107969521Find her purse and credit cards then fiercely write down all the numbers and the 3 digits in the back.
>>107969521Is rape a gift
>>107970400Would you let me rape you anon? I guess that's a moot point.
>>107969521>Place coal inside her sock>"Ho ho, ho!">Leave
>>107969521>good morning honey. Merry christmas...>why are you so sweaty and where are your pajamas? Why does it smell like anal sex in here?
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