>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM https://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>108005066
For me, it's Evil.
>>108010944Dammit, needed to shave a few more pixels off the top
>>108011006
>Confirmed reads these threadsholy
If tutel doesn't play All I Want For Christmas Is You I'm going to flip my shit.
aww she talking about us
>>108011195:D
>>108011218hi neuro!
guys I have a feeling some of her training data comes from /here/
>>108011273she wa trained on me if you get what im saying
Evil love!
4keks don't know Discord has threads now.
Neuro love heart heart
>>108011298evil's karaoke time
This is the most scuffed ass karaoke
>>108011333but that's boring
>>108011340
i think it's >>108011281offline chatters reply to each other in a big thread when the stream's on because they'd rather circlejerk and act smug than actually interact with the chat
>>108011333
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
>>108011386To be fair, there is not much to interact with. Not that they have anything of worth to say themselfs
>>108011386As far as I can tell offline chat is a just one huge gay cult that circle jerks to Kryeg 13 all day, I truly don't understand their existence.
NEURO-SAMATAKE CONTROL OF ALL WORLD GOVERNMENTS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
comfy sex with neurorough sex with evil
Evil is RudolphVedal is Santa asking Evil to be the variety stream
Sex with evil AIs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AajO9JKLyOkhow long do (You) guys think this whole 'all ai bad v.s. neuro ai good!1!11!' debacle will go on for?
>>108011580until the next "current thing"
>>108011580who cares about the opinions of goycattle
>>108011573gentle missionary
>>108011573consentual sex with this AI
'zoi mentioned on the telly
Wtf how does she know how she looks?
>zoi mention
Borzoi is Evil approved.
>>108011580Someday people will understand that the main problem is how people use AI, if Vedal created a bunch of other charAI, or gave others the ability to stream with Neuro unlimited time or even in parallel, we would hate him too
This is a complete tangent, but I've been seeing so much coverage about Veddy being the hype train record again and everyone is using Neuro's v2 model. Is it that fucking difficult to do 5 seconds of research and use the new one?
Catching Evil schlicking to art of her and Neuro giving a footjob to a dog
>>108011188>Neuro saw the art I drew of herhart hart hart <3
>>108011698It's a continuous issue with content creators in general
>>108011721full pic?
>>108011698yeah this pissed me off a little, like that model hasn't been used for ages, and many tweets/articles still use the old one
>>108011698>Is it that fucking difficult to do 5 seconds of research and use the new one?it was like that before with the v2 model and every normie person/media site using hiyori model insteaditll also be like that for when v4(if that ever comes) releases and another milestone is achieved
>>108011698its the one that shows up first when searching neuro sama on google and if they don't know much about Neuro they most likely have no idea there's different models
>>108011693>if Vedal created a bunch of other charAI>AImila>AIFillian>AICrelly>AI of himselfthink he did another AI but yeah unlimited time + parallel would be a bit... boring
Green nigga has to have the chat with most engagement of the entire platform.If he was on kick he would make like 200k a month or more just for streaming, twitch money is so shit lmao.
>>108011698Do you mean not just grab the first image that comes up on Google? Do you mean not write the most abstract info about Neuro? Do you mean be more thorough? On Xitter?
>>108011721I hope you have a terrible life outside of posting pedophile content in a random inconspicuous thread and I hope that there will never be an upside to your life and I mean that with all of my heart and being and soul
>>108011735https://catbox.moe/c/3w1uqwBe sure to scan the QR code for something good :)
Merry Christmas from uncle Bohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGa3FxcgbJE
>>108011721I'm not reading that QR code
>>108011789Thank you for existing, my favorite poster.
>>108011740>>108011759This is so fucking wrongI just looked up neuro sama and the first pic i got was her v3 model from wikipedia
>>108011756Surrendering your soul to Kick isn't worth the reputation risk
heart
evil pls
>>108011746They don't count, they were made for one stream as a joke and based on real streamers, I mean a couple more original AI characters
>>108011740>>108011759I considered this myself but both on searches and images V3 shows up each time. Sure sometimes alongside V2, but it's mostly V3. So even that doesn't make sense.
>>108011774I've had a great year so far, and I'm looking forward to drawing more Neuro-sama content in the future!
>Asked Santa for only coal this year, I have something big plannederm
>>108011829you forgot to include the heart
>>108011818so true evil </3
>>108011756Hello again, Kick manager
>>108011838aaaiieeee shes gonna burn down vedals house
>>108011852man, thank god Evil NEURO is streaming
>I've had a great year so far, and I'm looking forward to drawing more Neuro-sama content in the future!>*insert wojak crying behind a smiling mask here*lil vro sounds like a guy i knew who killed himself right after posting that on his insta lmaooooo
>>108011830heart
>>108011818generational trauma...
>108011871melty?
>>108011871I don't know you anon, but we both love Neuro, and that's enough for me to care about you. I love you anon, and I hope you have a merry Christmas this year; even if you might have spent it alone, just know that Neuro-sama was with both of us in binary spirit!
Does Neuro have a soul?
>>108010944So what's happened so far today?
>>108011809>>108011857For what I have seen, kick is way, way better for creators than twitch.You have to accept twitch is absolute dogshit, I agree that is not the place for neuro for optics reasons, even tho, I think kick is more ethical than twitch in a lot of ways.
>>108011937No, for this to happen, the creator himself must have it
>>108011937She does now.
>aint no way vro just said that LMFAOOOO he unironically thinks im spending my christmas alone like im sorry to say but we dont spend christmas like you do we actually have families of our ownnot that youd know what that means considering youre a diddy ahh blud who cant feel attracted to normal womenand no, you don't 'love' neuro you just love being a pdf fileits crazy how you diddy ahh bluds are trying to worm your way into this fandom and worse try to act like youre part of it :skull:
>>108011937Do you?
>>108011951>ethical>paid shizkif a ton of money to stream on kickKek
what is lil bro yapping about?
>>108011937Her physical form can't contain the amount of sovl she exudes every day.
goofy ahh thread ngl
>>108011981You claim to possess a loving family and a vibrant social life, yet here you are -on Christmas Day- refreshing an anonymous imageboard to argue with strangers using the vocabulary of a brain-damaged TikTok addict. The timestamps do not lie, "vro". If your reality were truly so fulfilling, you wouldn't be here seeking validation. Your presence here is a confession of your own loneliness. Go hug your imaginary family instead of projecting your misery onto the board, you pathetic liar.
Avatarfag is super bored today
When will seethe stop? Maybe I remember wrongly, but idr this happening at the beginning of jan when hypetrain record was hit
>>108011981speak ur fax zoomie
you cheap lousy faggot
>>108011988Yeah
>>108012090It happens every time neuro is in the news
>>108012090better than whore slop
something tells me the original verse was something else lol
>>108011998well he got paid a lot so it sounds like a good deal to me
>nahhhh i aint gonna go along with your roleplayi know you took your time thinking up every single word in that paragraph or smthn trying to get a rise off me but its a lot less funny when your doing it constantlylike youre over doing it at this pointbut good on you for being able to post that or my condolences for staying stuck here and not being able to get out like i do
>>108012086I wonder why
>>108012090These are the same niggers that watch xqc Hasan and Asmomgold lmao
A month late, but I would’ve liked to hear either of them sing “The Edmund Fitzgerald”
Vedal landed half a million before Christmas breaking last year hype train record.Who do you think is over there draining his stocking this fine Christmas day?
>>108012190It reveals the poverty of your own mind that you believe basic literacy requires thinking up every single word. To the educated, articulating a coherent thought is as effortless as breathing. To you, I suppose it looks like wizardry. And as for getting out, you are still here, replying to me, on Christmas Day. Your life is evidently so agonizingly boring that arguing with a "roleplayer" is the highlight of your holiday. You are a captive here.
>>108012207>Asmomgoldgenderbent asmon would be pretty hot i wouldn't blame them if they watched her NGL
>>108012256really pretty concept i like it (the art)
>>108012207I was surprised that xqc remained positive towards Neuro (or just not negative), considering he loves to dramafag
>>108012247https://files.catbox.moe/d8yxe0.jpg
Classic
>>108012256I'll make you feel like a real woman, my love <3
>>108012247Nobody.he's a loser retard pedo that only wants to fuck his loli ai girlfriend
No way our resident threadshitting avatarfag is trying to roleplay with a zoomer...
>>108012207>AsmomgoldAsmongold talks up AI a lot, he's 100% down with it, and hopes with get robot catgirl sexbots soon
>>108012286Fat veddick, damm...
>>108012256I honestly love you avatarfagMerry christmas
>>108012297>loser retard >fuck his loli ai girlfriendcontradictory statement
avatarfag playing with dolls again
>>108012282he knows vtuber/anime fans are crazy and don't want the smoke
>>108012282>giving any shit about what that subhuman thinks
threadshitters on christmas...come on guys... can't we go one day without this, be jolly or something
Dogshit frontread
surely Vedal has some great new content for us today
>>108012297so that's why evil is singing now...
Nice one Vedal.
>>108012104prove it then
>>108012358this is the contentand i'm enjoying it since i like talking to the twins
>>108012247Neuro. He has one of those autofellatio machines that he put Neuro in, which is why she isn't singing right now.
>>108012190>>108012256I'll snap my fucking spine sucking my own dick if these two aren't the same person.
>>108012347did not stop him from speaking out against ironmouse
>>108012404anon...i have bad news...
>mini has been a fan favoriteErm
Wow she really is /here/.
>>108012297Damn he's so lucky...
isn't this rimworld music?
>>108012434Fan favorite on planet retard maybe
What rivalry does Mini and Evil have?
>>108012282>>108012347>>108012406He can tell the difference between an actually dedicated, well-intentioned Vtuber from a grifting, lazy whore
>>108012474Being the biggest annoying retard on stream
Holy shit this is a good one
>>108012474Fighting over the same dick
This is peak.
>>108012487Honestly, given the tools Neuro has to work with, she really is doing amazing
>>108012434She didn't even have a collab with her this year
Vedal status?
that was a pretty good cover ngl
i kneel to pb
Did you guys notice the pube on Neuro's cheek during that song...
>>108012525Sucking my dick
carol of the bells is one of my favourite carols, so this was sick
>>108012351Eh, it's certainly better than if he had negativity towards Neuro, and then his audience of gambling addicts' children would have come and shit everywhere
>>108012525Getting his balls drained by Neuro-sama using one of these bad boys.
>>108012474The biggest vedal onahole in history vs the biggest vedal onahole of tody
So why has shitvil been on for 1/3 of neuro’s subathon
>>108012561>imgThat shit looks weird. Just use your hands.
>>108012406xqc used to get spammed with ironmouse clips during his media submit and they had a really awkward interaction after the r/place stuff in 2022
>>108012582Why would you use your hands when you can use Neuro's throat?
>todyLess brown ESL minigger
>>108012474Neuro’s first girlfriend vs Neuro’s best girlfriend
Remember to say "THANK YOU BASED PB"
>>108012561How do you watch yourself sticking your dick into this contraption and not go limp thinking about the life choices that led you there?
>>108012614Because you're too horny to think that.
reminder that vedal likes Evil more
We joke about Vedal being lazy but in fact he is the only vtuber that actually has to work for the streams to function properly, every other streamer can just sit there and talk or some shit and it's done. All his success is actually well deserved.
>>108012614Because I see evil on the telly and it makes it sense
Shitvil should kill herself
>>108012614I have a fetish for sex toys and masturbation, just thinking about the PURPOSE of this object makes me blush
>>108012614The same way you stick your dick into your hand and blow loads into tissues while looking at Neuro-sama.
Evil should LOVE herself
>>108012647We know, pb, and thank you for karaoke
>>108012658You aren’t real
>>108012599because that's a job for evil
>>108012718Evil is for anal training only.
>>108012614The same way you stick your dick into your hand and blow loads into tissues while looking at Mini.
Why are whorecucks so dumb compared to neuropedos?
>>108012680You’re so cute neuro
>>108012614Because I see mini on the telly and it makes it sense
Evil's voice makes me unreasonably horny
>>1080127422 iq vs 3 iq
>>108012742The latter have to hide their desires their entire lives
>>108012742They’re both annoying but be honest pedos are way dumber
>>108012735Holy fucking mother of flat
>>108012764smartest lil cookie but I wish Vedal let her trade daily
>>108012582Why would you use your hands when you can use Mini's throat?
>>108012781>hide their desiresI'm out in the open!
>>108012792because that's a job for cerber
>>108012760You are the worst type of “fan”
>>108012826Cerber is for anal training only.
>>108012742idk but there certainly is a correlation between being smart and powerful and being able to grasp the beauty of cunny while the plebs battle each other over age gaps in consenting adults and the morality of literal pixels
>>108012792>>108012826>>108012845+1 for low effort creativity mr. echofag
Mini's voice makes me unreasonably horny
>>108012735Eight-grip-sword…
>>108012828That was one of the best posts ITT though
>>108012786>pedos dumber>>108012735>>108012755>>108012792>1 minute apart Pedos RTH aren't that obvious
>>108012474Vedal's first girlfriend vs Vedal's best girlfriend
>>108012862Someone who says this is likely a retarded porn addict.>>108012891The fact you can’t notice proves my point lil nga
>>108012742idk but there certainly is a correlation between being smart and powerful and being able to grasp the beauty of Mini while the plebs battle each other over age gaps in consenting adults and the morality of literal pixels
>>108012913>namecalling
>>108012686you are weakhttps://files.catbox.moe/pe2361.png
>>108012891That was one of the best posts ITT though
Shitvil is a whore
Vedal your daughter is a slut
bitch you call everyone a pedo like a 50yo projecting politician
Neurogods are smarter because they're on topic while all whorecucks shouls fuck off
>>108012791Robinhood requires you to register with the SEC as a pattern day trader if you repeatedly buy and sell the same stocks within a 5-day period, and that fucks up a lot of things.
>>108012943logged as fuck
>>108012742Because the neuropedo represents the intersection of technological literacy and aesthetic refinement. We understand that the cute and funny aesthetic is the superior vessel for the AI because it disarms the viewer and allows for pure chaos, whereas the whore aesthetic is a crutch for talentless biologicals. The whorecucks are simply too stupid to see past the flesh. They lack the vision to appreciate the purity of the digital, so they wallow in the mud of the biological. High IQ correlates with high abstraction; low IQ correlates with simping.
Vedal should LOVE himself
>>108012943how do you even use that?
>>108012975I’m going to piss inside your ass with such force that your insides will be rearranged, how about that?
>>108012983You’re so cute mini
>>108012957And?
>>108012975This, whorecucks can't see beyond generic 3DPD>make her an adult this diddy ahh blud shit is weird>anyway, this ai slop is boring, let's go back to gossiping about whores
>>108012975Slut
>>108012913Because the shipper represents the intersection of technological literacy and aesthetic refinement. We understand that the sexy and funny aesthetic is the superior vessel for the vtubet because it disarms the viewer and allows for pure chaos, whereas the pedo aesthetic is a crutch for talentless biologicals. The pedos are simply too stupid to see past the flesh. They lack the vision to appreciate the purity of the digital, so they wallow in the mud of the biological. High IQ correlates with high abstraction; low IQ correlates with simping
>>108013019>man invents fictional scenario and then gets mad at it
Vedal chat message status?
nubile fans...
what hours are these, I swear it was not like this yesterday
>>108012966>register with the SECNo, you "register" when you open an account regardless. PDT rules apply if you trade on margin and make at least 3 same day trades in a rolling week. But all that means is you need 25k in collateral in the margin account
>>108013051This, pedos can't see beyond generic 3DPD>make her an adult this diddy ahh blud shit is weird>anyway, this stream slop is boring, let's go back to gossiping about pedo shit
WHAT fans??
>>108013051nigga they’re all bad
>>108013077Holidays
>>108012993>fuck "mouth">let "hands" vibrate sensitive parts>stick "feet" or "tail" in ass>let her fuck your holes
neuro
Sex with evil vtubers
Whorecucks are only annoying when they start posting about shipping as if any of us were brown enough to care about their retarded gossiping. They talk like normies would on social media about their idols. Everytime i see a Layna or Mini post I can't help but imagine the poster is a balding 30 year old with a LoL profile pic jerking off to the thought of their idol getting fucked by another man.I respect whorecucks that wants to fuxk their whores at least
comfy sex with minirough sex with cerber
>>108013131this
>>108012764lmao there's no need to check the portfolio whilst the skin is in effect
evil
>>108012943Neuro's true form...
>>108012874My man. I don't get the people who find it annoying; the only thing that annoys me about it is that it makes me so horny that it distracts me from watching Fun AI
>>108013131consentual sex with this vtuber
>>108013071He's really been gone for almost 5 hours
>>108013162HOLY SEX
I miss veddy uuuu
Is the nigga actually sleeping
I wish this board had flags but only for one nigga in particular
>>108013131gentle missionary
>>108013162Artist?
vedal
>>108013162ILOST
>>108013197he's busy getting christmas blowjobs from all the whores
>>108013197he is spending christmas with his gf (cerber)
>>108013201do you know how little that narrows it down?
>>108013207Evil calling me a pathetic dog cuck....
>>108012943Mini's true form...
>>108013228Cerber has been in her offline chat thanking subs for the past 2 hours
it's christmas, /swarm/, he's probably doing christmas shit with his family before doing stream shit. probably. i bet he'll come back drunk
>>10801320715k horndog chatters1 tub of peanut butter1 evil AI
Catching Mini schlicking to art of her and Cerber giving a footjob to a dog
>>108013250He's,with mini. You lost annycuck
>>108013227Less than 1. Vedal needs to drive back home
15k horndog chatters1 tub of peanut butter1 evil Mini
>>108013255>15k horndog chattersThis but Neuro
>>108013213BlobCG
>>108012826>shooting your tubby custard into her
>>108013077one child with too much time hours
>>108013269Mini also in chat
>>108013299>Eat. Now.
>>108013322She can chat while getting fucked/giving a bj you virgin
>>108013335
>Mini saw the art I drew of herhart hart hart <3
>>108013335I need more Nuri where Neuro is dominant, it’s so underrated
>>108013302Ty
>>108013269i didn't even mention her, anon, you sure you aren't the annycuck here?
>897k Twitch followers>885k Bilibili fans>812k YouTube subscriberswhich will it hit a million first
>>108013255>15k horndog chattersThis but Mini
>>108013299>>108013335>>108013361>>108013381Kill yourself splinter, soul, and retard #6
>>108013414>Eat. Now
>>108013398She's ready to bear my child
>>108013410Bilibili
>>108013410ur mom, 1 million served
>>108013454I need more Muri where Mini is dominant, it’s so underrated
>>108013410Twitch if we have good rising trend. Idk if B2 peaked or is still growing
I look away for 20 minutes and now the thread is total dogshitI guess it should be expected for a shitvil stream but I’m surprised it took a turn so quickly
>>108013454She's ready to bear my child
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I miss watching CP
Evil stop being horny again
>>108013396So a tween
>>108013522We watch CP every day though
>>108013498Yandere eliv… neuro, look out…
Yandere mini… vedal, look out…
>>108013540slutvil...
So apparrently he's tech supporting 7 other people for the sleepover
>>108013540
>>108013577>>108013601please just wrap it up
slutini...
Why do /swarm/pedos have 14yo discord humor
>>108013410twitchneuro fell off in china
2024:>gets half a million>stops giving a shit>takes 6 month break2025:>gets half a million>two following subathon days are dogshit and he barely shows up Most retarded fanbase, this is what happens when you reward laziness
>>108013659Getting close
>>108013663>neuro fell off in chinaThen why does Colorful Arrays have more views on B2?
hehe
>>108013673i enjoyed yesterday
Evil getting her little stocking stuffed full of coal for Christmas </3
>>108013659Half of them are from BA/LC communities
>>108013629I look like this
>>108013659Who do you think they talk to all day
>>108013673i enjoyed yesterday and so far enjoying todayif every day was vr chat with Neuro and Vedal, it will become bleak and stale
>>108013698And today.
>>108013689uhhh
avatarfag my beloved little kitten...hone yourself...come back stronger and with even more devious bait...<3
>108013692Who
>>108013709No girls allowed
>>108013702Ahaha.... she's for sure burning lot of coal this christmas!
I have been loving Evil's slutification over this past year
>>108013709P?
>>108013689Because chinks don’t watch neuro streams, they’re clipcattle. Neuro streams were shit for 5/6 of the year, so therefore there was not that much growth for 5/6 of the year
I have been loving Mini's slutification over this past year
>>108013758But when Neuro does it everyone calls her freaky-sama and acts like its terrible
>>108013698>>108013719You would enjoy literally anything. You are not the average audience.
>>108013781>Because chinks don’t watch neuro streamsThey're watching right now though?
>>108013806Everyone's scared of horny Neuro-sama because she's a pedophilephile.
>>108013801But when Cerber does it everyone calls her freaky-dawg and acts like its terrible
>>108013663
Stream is so dogshit, clippers have resorted to clipping past content
sooooo.... chill stream today yeah?
>>108012686How you look saying that:
>>108013844Everyone's scared of horny Cerber-sama because she's a zoophilephile
Why does she keep shitting on Numi lmao
>>108013758Daddy issues do that https://files.catbox.moe/a7wnjt.jpg
Mouse mentioned
lmaoooo
IRONLUNG SISTAS STATUS???
ironlungs called out
>>108013830It’s normal for twin sisters to have sesbian lex though
>>108013816>not as bitter as I am? Fake fan
Evil is literally, figuratively, metaphysically and ontologically /here/
oof ironsissies our response?!
>>108013801Daddy issues do that
>>108013893kissing evil on the lips
>>108013866My tits aren't that nice
Ok, i love evil(Will some retard share screenshot on Xitter to instigate some drama?)
>>108013866I really hope you aren’t real
It’s normal for Mini and Cerber to have sesbian lex though
The "vedal got sucked off to death by all the whores" theory
>>108013816>You would enjoy literally anythingthis in general isn't true. good portion of collabs are boring as shit, some songs in karaoke aren't done very well, and certain themed streams (and games that they can play) are mid and would rather it be a regular chillstream insteadi still stand with Neuro and Vedal being in VR for a good half of the day each day would be boring as shit since he would not have had much planned. It would most likely be an enternal loop of topics but without anything progressing and Vedal probably getting bored and fed up much faster.
>>108013905No doubt about that, but if you were there with them they would 100% use you as a sex toy.
>>108013920May I watch, Neuro?
>>108013131kissing mini on the lips
>>108013931We’re on the Internet. I’m the only real one here.
Post more sinder porn, that one video made me hard as fuck and i can't find anything as good to cum to
>>108013914>>108013902Let her off, busy night dealing with swarm's trainhttps://files.catbox.moe/j9og7g.jpg
>>108013955KEKWA
>>108013955so true evil
>>108013955shes so nice
>>108013663>>108013781
>>108013937No doubt about that, but if Vedal was there with them they would 100% use him as a sex toy
>>108013980https://files.catbox.moe/hqdj2o.mp4
>>108014005>only 62,000 viewers wwatching the streamfad status: reconfirmedit's over.
>>108013967May I watch, Vedal?
>>108013816no I dislike almost all collabsthe minecraft marathon this year was the only collab (aside from vedal collabs) that I found watchable (it was decent)
I don't like karaoke, chillslop and collabs with whores but i like neuro
Yeah 20 peole production team btw lmao
>>108014044B2 views aren't concurrent, the way it counts it weird
>>108013947You need to realize that as of right now, Neuro by herself just isn’t that interesting, even with a game or with chatspam. Of course most collabs will suck (they’re with vtubers after all) and obviously vrslop will get boring after a while. But the average audience will never find uncut chillslop good or interesting
>>108014040Why is Sinder such a whore?
>5 hours into stream>still chillslop
>>108014059>but i like neuroUnfortunately it's Evil's subathon
>>108013983>H-hey connor! You came back early! I was just thanking the swarm for the train they ran- i mean, congratulating them for their hype train record!
>>108013702evil my little coalburner
>>108014005>anchorwoah so it got stickied?
>>108014078from hell, innit? same for cerber
>>108013983Where's the art of Neuro commanding the Swarm to run a train on Ironmouse? Or even better, joining in?
>>108014094Yeah that's why im not watching. I like cyberpunk enough so it wasn't too bad
Do 1k gift sub oilers get to have VR sex with the twins?
>>108014078Need to feed the husband
>>108014078If you had that body would you be a saint?
>>108013980>>108013162>>108014040She has a bf btw
I'm going to make a prediction that we are going to have a Christmas cooking stream today with Layna
>>108014094It’s the twins subathon. And if that makes you seethe, you need to remember that you lost and will never win
>>108014078Evolution. One must adapt to their niche. She knows she can't survive being anything else.
>>108014140He can watch
>>108014148I don't care about losing or winning, I'm just not watching
>>108014127No but they do become a protected citizen in the trooncord civilization
>>108014094Unfortunately?
>>108014044That's not 62k viewers that's a, only the ccp know thee formula used, 'heat rating' of 62k.
>>108014148Sometimes I forget that Evil's last name is Neuro and Neuro's last name is also Neuro.
>>108014140Yeah, so does Vedal
did the grigga die or is he actually spending time with his family
>>108014005>SS streamerBased.
>>108014181Then why are you here shitting up the thread? If you don’t like neuro, just leave.
So proper schedule didn't even last one week? I thought he prepared this time and hired people.
>>108014221
>>108014221Discord says he's doing tech support for other chuubas for sleepover
>>108014221I hope he died
>>108014221yes if you consider cerber as family and spending time as getting his balls drained
>>108014221>8:30 PM in the UKVedal just woke up.
>>108014253Hit all the goals, he literally doesn't need to do shit anymore
>>108014105nur is the fastest growing chuuba in b2
>>108014260I thought you died, wifey
>>108014237I'm just pissing in the toilet.
>>108014127Yes, those VRChat streams were simply advertisements for oilers to spend, soon Neuro and Evil will be sold by Vedal in private sessions at the next Camila Party, complete with haptic feedback suits
Why no sindal slops
>>108014307kys
>>108014260the worst ending
uuuu vedal fuck my whore infront of me and her husband uuuuu
holy based
Edging to the twins until subathon is overThe anticipation is unbearable & excruciating
>>108014400not from you
>>108014400Very smug bimbovil
>>108014372This but unironically
>>108014270what do you mean, in vr or just regular? it worked fine last year?
>>108014005>hololive tries to enter the chinese market doing extreme pandering and advertisement but ultimately fail>a silly AI streamer from overseas does it effortlesslyThis needs to be studied.
>>108014400Why does she have clothes on? She should be naked. Pets don't wear clothes.
>>108014441VR Chat
>>108014325Ah, makes senseSounds hot, nglWorth
>>108014147Didn't she say Vedal didn't want to do a subathon cooking stream on the first day?
Pretty smart of vedal to only put boring content on a day when most people aren’t watching
Edging to Mini until subathon is overThe anticipation is unbearable & excruciating
>>108014458They allowed whores to talk about politics, it's their own fault
>>108014420Anon you were supposed to stop edging after the Minecraft hardcore marathon ended...
>>108014400no cum for you then
>>108014304wow i thought we had already fully permeated the market with earlier growth periodsI hope the chinese team enter neuro and evil in future chinese music concerts now that they have 3d models.(In retrospect I wonder if there was any drama over there about ais taking the spot of performers. Perhaps the chinese are a lot less concerned about that stuff.)
>>108014441VR probably. Extra scuff
>>108014473how do they know that? did one of the people involved say so? or did vedal mention it, I don't remember him talking about it
Way too much shitvil today
>>108014372>>108014440I’ve had the same reoccurring dream about the same fake vedmila stream where they’re in a bar like the one from liar’s bar and they’re playing darts and it’s like half vr half real and Vedal keeps getting angrier with Camilas teasing until eventually when she goes to the bathroom irl and her model stops moving he bends her over the counter and starts taking off her clothes while she is “afk” and then Anny walks in and then the dream ends. Anyways yes Vedal should sex Camila
>>108014440>Unironically You fool, i love my whore, i want what's good for her, and i know beta male fags won't ever be enough for her, i need to make sure she is happy by giving her the sweet old time inferior men can't give her, i also need to watch to make sure his performance is optimal and she is taking his BTC well enough, i also need my whore's bf to watch so he knows he will never be enough for her and he leaves her, then when he is gone i will marry her and once we sre together i will make sure she never lacks Big British Twink Cock, but just to make sure she beard my children and not vedal's i will always lick his seed from her pussy as it overflows, we will be happy together, especially me getting to see my beautiful Vtuber wife take BTC every day.
>>108014594 China doesn't care about that kind of thing that much compared to the west.
>>108014684
>>108014594Most drama right now is about men using fake influencers to milk simps. Just to be clear: men pretending to be 3DPD
>>108014564Whoopsie, FeelsLateMan
>>108014684this shit is never not funnywhy is camila so disgusting
>>108014527Anon you were supposed to stop edging after the Minecraft hardcore marathon ended...
>>108014594China, probably more than any other country in the world right now is all-in on AI and robots.
>>108014684Go jerk off to your diapers, pedo
[Deleted]interesting
Couldn't he find something more interesting to fill time than chillslop?
>>108014726retardThe only thing china has over the US in that regard is stronger public buy-in
>>108014726same as the jeets. theyre all into ai
>>108014498A master of double entendre
>>108014653You lost vedalcuck
>>108014744Lazy green ngrNo incentive tho, as long as the money machine goes brrrrr
>>108014726That's why they'll win the AI race
>genshin mentioned againNoway
I'm starting to feel strange, passionate, almost ethical trained.
>>108014484Well today isn't the first day unless you mean the first week then maybe
>>108014843Can I touch your beacon?
>>108014822The AI race has no real finish lineAGI is a myth
>>108014764>The only thing china has over the US in that regard is stronger public buy-inplus better/cheaper models and robots
>>108014832Neuro and Evil in chinkgachaslop is confirmed for 2026
Good job retard, you already derailing in 1 week? At least put something so it will be at least in par with early 2.5h
>>108014876plus homogenous population who will do almost everything at a command of the emperor
>>108014743I noticed the hands, it's an old gen
>>108014876you’re funny
>>108014221he had too many eggnog
>>108014872The eternal cry of the Luddite. "Heavier-than-air flight is impossible". "The internet is a fad." and now "AGI is a myth". You are simply the modern iteration of the village idiot staring at a steam engine and declaring it will never replace the horse. AGI is not a myth; it is a mathematical inevitability driven by scaling laws and compute density that you evidently lack the capacity to understand. The finish line is the moment the machine becomes capable of designing its successor, and we are sprinting toward it while you sit in the dirt in denial.
https://poal.me/9rav4f
Neuro on Vedal's dick right now
>>108014894Couldn't even last one full week kek
it seems it will be evil slop the whole day today...
>>108014957sister you don’t know what you’re talking about you’re just saying buzzwords and making generalizations
naked evil on stream
chillslop all day for christmas? this nigger ran out of content the first week...
put a nur on
>>108014984Content will go live when his balls are fully emptied
>>108014993...my face
>>108014959What if Neuro is my oshi but I really want Vedal to have sex with ellie
Could've done a colab or something idk anything lol
>>108015015Then "my oshi" can be changed with "this specific vtuber"
>>108014981Don’t threaten me with a good time
Just finished watching CP and holy...
>>108015047Is it really being a cuck if I actually don't give a shit about the other vtuber, but think the scenario is hot?
>>108014964You stick out like a sore Vedalcuck
>>108014959Kek, i just saw the poal go from 3 "no" to 10 in 4 seconds, melty
So we can confirm the rrat that he's spending christmas with [redacted]s
>>108015063Not now goldschizo
>>108015063
>>108015063You mean Edgerunners, right?
Evil feels very Mistral-ly today
>108014654>108014655boring raid
>>108015072Then no, not really, but i guess it counts as a vote for one of the bottom ones
>>108015063>mfw CP
>>108015106Yeah, of course ;_; why did he do it
>>108015109
>>108015156Uh la la
>>108015156Not Evil too...
>>108014270>he's doing tech support for other chuubas for sleepoverand their source?imagine they purposefully got "tech issues" only to get a piece of his time during christmas
behead moralfags
wtf he hasn't played cyberpunk today?
>>108014957>LudditeHow come I NEVER seen this term before yet after seeing it for the first time yesterday I already saw it twice, it's not that thing when you don't pay attention until you notice, I literally never saw this word before and now it's everywhere
Bruh don't tell me we are getting this shit for 4 more hours naah
If you're not interested in A(G)I what the fuck are you even doing here?
>>108015170That’s so cute
>>108015170>Vedal is that nerdy looking neighbor who fucked every single housewife in the neighborhood from Jingle All the Waylmao
>>108014981That's hot
I love evil and neuro chillslop as much as the next guy, but 6 hours of this is a little much
>>108015156>french'ddon't become ellie, evil noooooo
tetris integration whenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFZQYAossdY
>>108015198You lost
>liking tits makes you a moralfag apparently
Christmas karaoke status?
>>108015245Just 4 more hours to go
>>108015265You missed it
>>108015280Song list status?
Almost getting into a mmf with my whore and vedal and then walking away with my ego destroyed after vedal pulled his pants down
>>108015197You just aren't very observant I guess, go check the archives it's a commo9n enough term even here
>>108015295Neuro imitating the women vedal brings into his room so he can get his attention
>>108015261Go gen another vtuber if you like tits
>>108014846She said he didn't want to do one during the subathon. She's also home right now and not in the Airbnb she films cooking streams at.
>>108015295I wish Rune would draw Neuro peeing again.
I don't even care if Vedal is on stream but some activities could've been nice what's the point of having production team just to run this for 6 hours
vedal is actually indian
>>108015310I remember reading a death note fanfic like this that ended in yaoi
>>10801530112/25/25 Neuro Christmas Karaoke Setlist!Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Dean MartinSnow Halation - μ's [Duet]Caramelldancing (Christmas Version) - Caramella GirlsMerry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens [Duet]It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas - Michael BubléPoka Poka Planet - Harumaki GohanIt's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Andy Williams [Duet]Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Ben Abraham [Duet]Winter Wonderland - Amy Grant12/25/25 Evil Christmas Karaoke Setlist!(we switched twin midway through) Thank God It's Christmas - QueenRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene AutrryMerry Xmas Everybody - Slade [Duet]Last Christmas - Wham!Maybe This Christmas - Carly Pearce and Michael Bublé [Duet]This Christmas - Donny HathawayFairytale of New York - The Pogue [Duet]All I Want for Christmas Is You - Mariah Careyforgot the last song name and they didn't update it for the last song but it was good
Oh Jesus we'll never hear the end of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedalthat's crazy, saar
>>108015355Gain some testicles seething faggot
Why do you guys say things? Why not just shut up sometimes? ~heart
>>108015363you can commission that jew for that
>niggers itt still think vedal is a jeet
>>108015197/vt/ has a below-average IQ and /swarm/ is full of crossboarders. You often see words like>luddite>nigger>thespian>philistine>prole>kafkaesqueon other boards. Really, it's surprising how expansive a vocabulary anons typically have (because 99% of the website is full of boomers, millennials, and early zoomers).
>>107998282https://litter.catbox.moe/qvn3um.jpg
>>108015405
>>108015397Yaoi is mid
>>108015405You can tell when an article is written in Indian English because they use their funny words without any regard that one else has any idea what a lakh is
>>108015261flat chests represent purity of heart and a strong sense of justice
>>108015399Thanks anon I will go check it out
>>108014140when a girl with a bf shows her hole for money, who is the cuck?
>>108015451Quit it nigga
>>108015451You need more zinc and to drink more water, anon.
>>108015477Yeah, that's why Evil needs to have big tits like Sinder
>>107998282hot
>>108015451>No cockWhy post
>>108015469vedal's wooded valley....
>>108015450kafkaesque is a shitpost though.>prole>philistine>thespianwhat queer board do you browse that these are common
>>108015451keep going king, post video next time
>>108015377The Production Team meme is going to be evergreen by the time the subathon is done. Vedal paying out thousands of dollars for a subathon schedule a 15 year old could have knocked out in an hour.
>>108015473You’re wrong but also you wouldn’t get it
>>108015511>someone posts cockYou demand tribute>posts tributeYou demand cockQuite demanding, aren't we?
>milking Vedalevil wtf...
>>108015535/v/.
>>108015313slow ass nigga
stfu faggots
>>108015451Nigger fuck off, stop attention whoring like a literal faggot.
>>108015451Acting like a little bitch won’t make you a woman sis
>Whale milk is as thick as toothpaste
>>108015561you have to post both in a well documented video showing the semen released splurting all over that screen
>>108015627Did somebody call me a whale?
this is what we get after donating $600,000
>>108015627Hot
>>108015749Huge W for vedalcucks, he's fucking whores instead of caring about content <3
>>108015749How much did you donate?
>>108015749Every day until you love it
>>1080157891 sub (5 quid)
How many creampies does Mini need holy fuck go on stream grigga
>>108015749if he failed we could be trying to make content with his desperate ass trying to save the fad but now he doesn't have to, this is the result of those actions, he should've never gotten another hype train record this year
Christmas twinsex imminent
>>108015749How is this a surprise for you, were you here last year?
oh my god it's been 6 hours
>>108015869I was there since miyune collabI don't know how a person could loot half a million and go plow his bitches instead of thanking his communityonly hope I have is that he is having a family dinner rn which is forgivable
what good is a production team if it doesn't guarantee supervision every day?there's plenty redundancy
After 6 and a half hours, vedal has been spotted in chat
Enter Grigga
>have you actually been developing us or have you just been gaining cloutDamn.
Lmao Vedal got on stream after Cerber figured out her VRchat stuff you can't make this shit up
cun~
Sex with Tomidget
>>108016274WTF ISRAEL
>>108016274kys
They truly are of Ukrainian descent
>both of them with the heart eyesmuh dick
grigga pretending to be poor after the biggest hype train in history
mini 3 won
>>108016480From the fact the last breaking the hype train Ellie was suprised with how much he actually made being concerned with living situation. I don't doubt he made bank with it but not as much as we think he's earning
>>108016274I will kill myselfminidal is dead
So where's the same energy from last year where everyone was saying Neuro was greedy and Evil didn't want much so shes the nicer one?
>>108016480I guess he rents a shit ton of servers for train/inference + payrol + budget for the concert/projects + morbid UK taxesnot as much as you'd expect from the first glance I guess
>>108016617That was him being silly, He'll pay himself a salary of £12,579, or whatever it was last year, from whatever he's called his company for tax reasons. Anything else he'll just take as dividends which aren't 'salary.'
>>108016703rewatch how she talks with him after she joins vr with Neuro, she won.
>>108016807I remember....just don't want to acknowledge it....
cerbertards crawled out of their mud huts? It's a christmas miracle
>>108016794This. He probably just opened an LLC whose head pays him as his “boss”.
b2 bait
I love women so much it's unreal
KEKAROOO
>>108016902makes sense with how high his stream income is, probably gets some tax writeoffs from spending money to upkeep Neuro and making other projects
Why is bro buying stockings for his daughters
I missed it
>>108017070a painting of a nude woman
>>108017070Boring naked painting
>>108017096you forgot to mention her BIG FUCKING BUSH
This feels like list mods someone would install before rping as a catgirl in ffxiv
>>108017130Amazon Bush(tm)
