>>108052915
Funny option: The 2view applying sucked so much they had to ask for a new batch of applications
The realistic (boring)option: They have a general idea of what they want the next Gen to be like and none of the applicants fit any of those roles

>>108052915
Phase unironically took most of the good stuff

>>108053109
>They have a general idea of what they want the next Gen to be like
They don't do any thematic stuff anymore. Stop the cope.

They watched my audition for only 30 seconds....

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>>108053188
>>They don't do any thematic stuff anymore
>The last gen they released are majority european
>The gen before that features two vtubers who rely on a "twins" gimmick
What Xhe mean by this...?

>>108053266
I hope you applied to multiple companies

>>108052915
the auditions are for EN6

>>108053294
Those aren't really themes.

>>108052915
No one wants to apply to your black corpo

>>108053446
Can you provide a example of what your autistic brain thinks a theme is in this context?

>>108053109
Should always audition regardless. You never know if someone will drop out or get into an accident.

>They remind people that the auditions are open

schizos :
>they are begging for people !

>>108052915
KWABOTY

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>>108052915
The corpo one is. Indies are doing better than ever, baby

they got bad rep for perpetual botting and doing most of their graduated talents dirty

>>108053660
now how many of those indies only have a following due to being corpo, and or leeching off of someone successful first like mouse orbiters/what was vshojo

>>108053503
Myth and Council

>>108053776
>doing most of their graduated talents dirty
Cover or EN corpos in general?

Just go poach Roca for fuck's sake

>>108052915
> Next year we will once again have a wave of graduations.
> We need to fill the spots again as quickly as possible.
That's how these messages feel.

Spoiler alert: all the members of Holo EN gen 5 will be pickmes because that's literally how the audition process works by definition, and how it has worked in showbiz for centuries

>>108053266
I got half a second...
idk what I did to be filtered so hard :(

>>108053791
Don't care. Corpos outlived their usefulness (much like capitalism), and I've started watching plenty of streamers who didn't have a corpo buff.
also
>leeching
good job outing yourself as one of the regular Ex-VSJ threadshitters. Get a fuckin life already

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>>108052915
No one’s passing the vibe check

>>108053294
The twins auditioned together (because that's their whole schtick) and were the best of the bunch

Just bring back SNO+Ame.
Hologods clearly don't care about the last two no talent gens or whichever new whore they scout.

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>>108054056
lol

They are actively scouting indies right now. It is a great opportunity for 3 views.

>>108053545
They would only remind if they don't have enough people, retardchama.

>>108054083
oh noooo they have marginally fewer viewers than the corpo talents. wrap it up, indieailures

>>108053266
Just try again until it's over. Reminder that Nerissa tried to audition and they only watched that shit for 1 second

>>108054151
If you have major music label aspirations like Mori, maybe.
If you would like to not spend half your fuckin life in a country that bans all of the good stimulants then lol no

>>108054201
Assuming they knew who Nerissa was, opening the video was probably a legal formality.

>>108053660
>>108053977
>Don't care. Corpos outlived their usefulness
The irony of saying this while posting an *indie who's owes their relevance to being a member of not; one but TWO copros
Do you not feel silly doing this gimmick? lol

>>108052915
FUCK YOUR BLACK CORPO - Grimmi2025

>>108054301
What does Riku Tazumi's cock taste like? Is it salty from freeballing on his yacht all the time when he should be managing his fucking company?

>>108052915
The new zoomer generation is boring as fuck. Because they all grew up with the twitter version of the internet they all have the same interests hobbies and sense of humor. Their a copy of a copy.

At least with the older gen you had a different perspective and life experience based on how they grew up.

>>108054430
Kinda this desu, it's unfortunate, people are just becoming copycat homunculi

>>108054301
One of which did nothing but get in her way every time she asked them to do something basic like organize her merch correctly kek

>>108054179
>"Heh, they need to rehire SNO, >we don't give a fuck those no talent new gens!!!"
>*SNO member getting less engagement than "no talent new gen*
>"Uh-uhhhh that' doesn't matter!! it's only marginal!!!"
lmao

>>108054259 (Me)
Really can't overstate how much this fucking annoys me. Japan actually looks like a lot of fun but if they're gonna be fuckin Mormons about a handful of brain pills that I got legally in one of their biggest trading partner countries then fuckin forget it

>>108054377
>What does Riku Tazumi's cock taste like?
Idk ask Matara, she clearly needed to suck and ride it in return for NijiEN propping up her profile and making Gunrun think she was worth poaching, otherwise she would've been stuck in 2/3view purgatory like most actual indies are

>>108054515
I was talking about the 4 view indies who are doing just fine post-corpo, you dipshit. I have no idea what SNO stands for and I don't care

>>108054591
Oh hi Gunrun. How's the Doordash gig going?

>>108054580
Wait are you talking about recreational drugs or prescription?
If they're banning prescription drugs like adderall for medical use, then yeah that's fucked, but that doesn't sound like something a first world country would do.

>>108054642
If you're a Mataramaniac or whatever they're called, you should unironically be thanking him or she'd be stuck pulling FD Marie-levels of viewership lol

>>108054591
hoooly nijiSEETHE
I think we got a live one, boys!

>>108054580
Vesper shut the fuck up about your anxiety meds.

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>>108054179
>>108054056
>Marginally
Meanwhile in reality

>>108054591
>otherwise she would've been stuck in 2/3view purgatory like most actual indies are
You mean stuck in 2/3view purgatory like most actual nijiens are

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>>108054083
Why did the numberlings drop Nimi?

>>108053803
lmao

>>108053109
unironically anyone would literally willing to die for applying to hololive. Any circumstances happened to this company impacts nothing to their 1st class quality of vtubing. Too bad we have a portion of anons who doesnt believe the truth

>>108053188
>They don't do any thematic stuff anymore.
they realised this was a problem after the kayfabe twins smoked council and justice, they don't want twitchbrained indies

>>108054056
Seethe Mythfaggot

>>108052915
EN vtuber scene is made up of drama queens now, there aren't any good left, everyone's turned into a drama tuber. Thats what drives EN. Politics and petty personal drama

>>108054056
lmao

>>108052915
>Is the EN vtuber bubble dead?
Brother, switch to Japanese 2views already.
For just a few bucks a month, you'll become the king of their chat.

>>108054757
Yes, they ban Adderall. Burgerlanders have been arrested for bringing their prescriptions in.

>>108055041
within that state, i wish the recruiter would dive deeper of every applicants just to make sure they dont bring their stupid, childish behavior on the very first year of debuting (aka sana incident)

>>108054757
Adderal is meth but whitewashed so that addicts don't feel guilty taking it. Japan does not want that shit being normalized.

>>108053112
FUCK... it can't be

>>108054861
The viewcounts are within 1-2k of each other, and they're all strong 4views. Can corpofags read, or are they just so dazed from getting their dicks kicked in on daytrading apps that they think this is some kind of own?

>>108055041
The saddest thing is the "biggest" EN "vtuber" is someone that hates vtubers and thrives off of hating vtubers. EN is cooked

>>108055189
Well, it's also medical grade and carefully measured so that your heart doesn't explode when you take it. I agree that there's no ethical difference, though.

>>108055189
>Adderal is meth but whitewashed so that addicts don't feel guilty taking it.
yeah and morphine should be banned from hospitals

>>108052915
Liggers keep taking Ls , none of their whores can get past the vibe check

>>108053266
>>108053844
Are you two real women or troons?

Has anyone gotten a view recently?

>>108054949
holy ESL Batman
also yes, "1st class quality of vtubing." I'm sure nothing makes them more eager to stream than constant perms autism and having to deal with zoomers who don't speak English and misinterpret everything they say as a slur

>>108054515
Smartest numbermonkey everyone.
Obviously they're going to get less engagement once they're out of the corpo, retard. If they were rehired, they would go back to their previous numbers.

>>108054949
>literally willing to die for applying to hololive
I'm sure all the third worlders would agree with you.

>>108055403
Come on now phasekek you aren't fooling anyone with the tough act , Cover Corp is the best VTuber agency right now

>>108055274
so your going to take a surgery raw and upfront with no drugs or just sit there in excruciating pain while getting taken to an ambulance if say you crashed your car and had your leg bent in half or severed? not exactly comparable uses between the 2.

>>108055624
>We should ban prescription drugs because of misuse
>no not that one

You phasefags are giving people ACTUAL REASON to start a mass shooting to phaseconnect future irl events keep pushing that button you people are not gonna like whats coming.

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>>108055594
Surely you would have better argument than this, wouldnt you?

>>108055775
congrats you win biggest schizo award itt

>>108055605
Phase can suck my ass, too. The most interesting thing any of them did this year was torture their bare feet in an ice bath (although Pippa has some admittedly sexy stompers)

>>108052915
Personally, holo is too PG for me. Feels fake and frankly if im being honest with you all on this fine evening, a bit gay.

>>108055624
Look, Mormon, if you want to work yourself to an early and miserable death by abstaining from chemical assistance, that's your business. Burgerland sucks shit but they got this one right, pharmaceutical-grade stimulants own

EN5 has already been selected and these auditions are for the next gen

>>108055898
If they were more openly gay they'd make better content and scare the unicorns off. I also probably wouldn't be posting in this thread.

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join nijiEN instead bro

>>108055624
Suicide rates in Japan would probably be lower if they took mental health more seriously.

>>108054785
She's actually a great streamer who treats people well and has a loyal following, so no, I don't think she'd have that problem. Slower start without brand assistance, maybe, but she also wouldn't have had to deal with being gaslit and jerked around w.r.t. basic shit like merch. I'm not going to thank Gunrun for squatting his fat corpo ass on a bunch of adspace just so he could fold in disgrace months later.

>>108054642
>deleted

>>108055041
>>108055151
They're searching for diamonds in the rough, so the reminder is meant to encourage people to keep trying again and again. Not every EN made it in the first try. They also want someone whose voice matches the model, so it could just be that too.

>>108056764
which, in the current state of EN, is a good thing. Filters more bad influence that would ruin the company in the future

tiktok phasefaggets soon to a phase IRL event "All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run"

>>108052915
i'm surprised, there's plenty of 30+ year old cosplayers/camgirls turned vtubers on twitch to farm

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>>108052915
Eigo onry's would rather just be indie than bother reincarnating.
I imagine anyone who has applied before as well has either given up or joined somewhere else.

>>108056917
What?

>>108052915
>Is the EN vtuber bubble dead?
I sure fucking hope so. It never should have existed to start with.

>>108057096
Every single holomem that weren't scouted auditioned multiple times. Do it. Please

>>108052915
Half the time they just end up being some of the 3view liggers I tried watching but found too boring.

>>108054348
what if she made it a brown corpo by joining and shitting directly onto the handcam

>>108053112
>whores and political grifters
>good stuff

Thread has the deep stink of phase retardation.

I just want to know how ferumi passed the audition

>>108057851
Grimmi? More like Rimmi, am I right? hehe
I like Grimmi, I'm just having fun with rhymes

>>108057994
You have Phase Derangement Syndrome. Half of the posts in this thread are about indie superiority (and the sad souls who are in denial of it).

>>108052915
>Is the EN vtuber bubble dead?
Since early 2024 it fucking did. Nobody gives a shit about kayfabe anymore. The line that separates the vtuber to the person behind it is too blurry and thin now.

>>108057994
Smelling your upper lip???

>>108058301
>Nobody gives a shit about kayfabe anymore
Nobody has given a shit about kayfabe since 2018

>>108058301
The only people who ever gave a flying fuck into a rolling donut about kayfabe are you and the five other people who spend half your day whining about it on /vt/

I get that they don't want to risk it on some random nobody, but its pretty gay that they only really want already established streamers/vtubers.

>>108057963
has no idea about Saga. and we want it to stay that way.

>>108053266
Isn't 30 seconds pretty good? Usually most people I see talking about it say like 10 seconds kek.
30 secs is at the point where it was good enough to not be an instant nope but they still saw something they didn't like, so try to guess what it could have been I guess.

>>108055309
I’m a real girl and have received lots of compliments on my voice. I’m not retarded or delusional enough to think holo would give troons the time of day, let alone be one.

>>108053266
>>108053844
I'm glad /here/ tubers got filtered out.

>>108058301
I mean if none of the girls care why should we? Even Gura the biggest EN vtuber became an indie clone of herself. It's never been more clear that kayfabe is just the corpos trying to keep their fans within their own ecosystems, and making it harder for talents to take their fans with them to their indie lives. Unfortunately for them, EN fans don't really give a fuck about it like JP fans do.

>>108059066
>I mean if none of the girls care why should we? Even Gura the biggest EN vtuber became an indie clone of herself. It's never been more clear that kayfabe is just the corpos trying to keep their fans within their own ecosystems, and making it harder for talents to take their fans with them to their indie lives. Unfortunately for them, EN fans don't really give a fuck about it like JP fans do.
one of our few admirable qualities, for sure

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>>108058675
>I’m a real girl

>>108058675
post tits

>>108053810
Yep. For all of Yagoo's supposed efforts to invest in their talents, they are a corpo at the end of the day. There's more money to be had in constantly cycling people out like Menudo then there is in keeping people around.

>>108058675
You are, however, a bigoted asshole, and I would watch your content regardless of whether you were in a corpo or not.
t. cis male

While Cover is willing to recruit 1view and 2view shitters, what they all still must have is years of history in at least some kind of related work. If it's not years of vtubing experience, it's art or music production. Just something you do online that's audience-facing. The question is how many of those are actually left. Maybe Yagoo should've started his own academy like Niji and train random people to eventually become talents.

>>108058675
Post tits and we will make you as famous as mint

>>108059310 (Me)
**wouldn't

>>108059324
There is a never ending ammount of people with streaming experience, but the real filter is whether they are interested on vtubing.
Most streamers are attention whores. In the case of male streamers, this is usually because of being attention-starved, while in the case of female streamers, they are usually good looking women who already get attention IRL but want to take it to the next level.
These kinds of women are not interested on vtubing because their main asset, their looks, gets completely neutralized, meaning that they have to compete for attention against less attractive girls that would be beneath them IRL, which they can't tolerate.
So you are left with just the very few female streamers who are interested on vtubing specifically from the start and mever consodered fleshtubing.

>>108059324
Terrible idea. The people who are genuine and care about or respect their audience as far as this sphere goes, there just isn’t anyone like that. Even more talented 2views I see have zero humility or self awareness and they want to rigidly control and curate their audience to the point it erodes the entirety of what they’re doing. Lots of misguided self centered fool aspirational chuubas

>>108058675
>real girl
okay dude

>>108052915
Yes.

>>108055309
Not either but they didn't even click Mint's video

>>108054919
there is no way /#/ has more than 30 posters

>>108059310
Based and same

>>108052915
if you're a troon don't apply to holo pls

>>108060778
They can apply, they just won’t get accepted

>>108060829
Kronii...

>>108053294
>>108053503
they didn't really use the Europeanness.

>>108053977
oh, are you the guy that's posted baby's-first-Marxist-analysis these past few months? it doesn't matter that you don't care, they still wouldn't have anywhere near these numbers if they hadn't been in their respective corpos, so, no, corpos are demonstrably still useful.

>>108056450
>treats people well
someone post the "why I'm a vtuber instead of a fleshstreamer" clip.

>>108053188
>>108053294
>>108054952
Advent and Justice are built like this
>pre-myth veteran (shiori, cc)
>singer (nerissa, erb)
>hardcore weeb (fwmc, raora)
>gremlin (biboo, gg)

>>108054279
Eh she applied 3 timers iirc, so it was not a formality.

>>108053294
and this is called feigned ignorance

>>108061605
veteran is tech support

>>108061065
being lesbian dyke does not make you troon

>>108052915
It's a cycle that Cover created for themselves
>they only wanna hire girls that already have some numbers to their name as independent streamers/content creators
>they don't wanna hire true randoms or nobodies
>The girls that already have numbers see no reason to join Hololive even if it is a famous group, they already have an audience
>Cover doesn't wanna hire the girls that do want an audience but couldn't make one on their own because they got drowned out in the discoverability algorithms
>They will take longer to find people as time moves on because if you can make it on your own as an indie there is no reason to piss it away for jap corpo autism
>Even japanese women are better off as indies

The one advantage is that for JP girls they can hire former idols or failed idols. They can't do that for EN on the same scale as JP, not even close.

>>108061652
Maybe, but I think it's more about bringing someone is who has a different world view, someone who has different influences.

>>108054919
least consequential fact in all of existence

>>108061730
>>they only wanna hire girls that already have some numbers to their name as independent streamers/content creators
Biboo was a 2 views.

>>108052915
Maybe it's taking a long time because they're actually trying to do a good job of screening talent and hoping to avoid ending up with more menhera and/or physically ailing graduation bait. If I was Cover I'd be paranoid as fuck about who I hire at this point.

>>108058227
>>108058227
>>108058317
>>108058607
>phasefaggots reply en masse in the bait thread
>i-it's not phase!

>>108059275
>>108061730
Imagine being stupid enough to post something like anon did.

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>>108061730
They can always get Pillow.

>>108053844
They're looking for girls, anon

>>108054160
or they want to gauge what's out there it's not like this pattern never played out before

>>108053833
Phase absorbed all of those

>>108054591
she was trying to leech off of luxiem, bad idea.