>your little sister is now a vtuber>she begs for your helpWill you help her with her career?
>>108076832If she's asking she's probably gonna do it anyway so sure
>>108076832it's gonna be a pain in the ass
>>108076832What is in for me?
>wait until she’s streaming>knock on the door and say loudly “what do you want for dinner!?”
>>108077824she lets you molest her once in a while
>>108077942I meant shes your real blood sister. Not step
>>108077984Then she lets you molest her constantly
>>108077984So?
>>108076832Yes. And I will rape her on occasions
>>108076832>Will you help her with her career?Only if I get to cuck her unicorns by speaking around the mic once in a while
>>108077984And?
First, I fuck her in the ass
>>108078826sodomy is immoral
>>108077691
>>108076832>Your little sister?How little?
>>108076832Of fucking course, but I would tell her not to mention me in any way unless she's going to take the normie no-squizos-allowed and less profitable just-for-fun approach.
>>108076832If she was cool and played vidya with me, then yes. If she's like my real life sister, then fuck no.
>>108076832Absolutely not, she will continue in med school
I gotta admit, I had an epiphany. If I had a sister vtuber I would 100% mess with her audience, like talking during her stream or appearing unannounced, also during streaming hours. But after thinking that, I realize that I would act just as the "brothers" some chuubas had, and who I'm sure are their bf's... Well, a bit less sure now, ngl
You think you want one but you don't
>>108080369I don't think anon. I KNOW I want one
>>108076832dude I already saw this thread on twitter this shit is insane they literally just copy and paste everything there
>>108081721I didn't copy it from thereI don't use Twitter cause im not a degenerate racist nazi
She made me add her to a steam family so she could just stream from my library to pander
>>108081448>I don't think anon.well you fucking should
>>108080369Tell me imouto stories anon. Idc what they are. I want to live vicariously from your stories.
>>108080369Of course, I want an older sister
>>108076832shes just like me fr
>>108076832I encourage her into getting in a slowburn romance type of gfe with her viewers that eventually leads to her doing asmr. I obviously tell her that I don't watch those so that she doesn't hold back and jerks off on stream. But in reality, I watch everything using an alt account as one of her main regular viewers.
>>108087224what if she starts posting cunny pics?
>>108087666>666That really does sound like something Satan might say honestly
>>108076832did you know that the classic dr. who phrase, "it's bigger in the inside", is an anal sex joke.I'm family guy, the same joke was made by Brian, taking about how one expects a right entrance then, it's just bigger.everything the mains produce revolves around anal sex, that's why the world is going to shit (pun intended)
>>108088332How does anal sex relate to helping your litte sister being a vtuber?
Does having sex with your sister count as having sex ?
>>108088450only if you do it raw
