Just have no life and stream every waking second of the day and you can find success
Kaela does this and isn't successful at all.
I love that as women get older their standards go from "drug dealer who makes daddy mad while my size S pussy bounces on your dick" at 17 to "millionaire willing to be a stepdad and put up with an open marriage" at 40.
mommy?
>>108136245*daddy
>>108136225>got killed by black companyDoesn't count
>>108136229which one is lia at?
>>108136191tell zir to stop botting already
>>108136191>bots
>>108136225Kaela is arguably the most successful member in ID, which I know doesn't say a lot but it still shows that there is more of a demand for streamers like her in Hololive compared to the rest of the literal homobeggars that are throughout ID
>>108136407She's young so still in her "life is for fun and I'm too young to date seriously" phase. When she gets older and thinks she now has to be serious and stop having fun (becaase she can't kick the can further), THEN she's going to want the beta provider. If you really want to wife her, now is the time to careermaxx to be ready for her in 10 years.
>>108136631Instead of that, why don't you find a woman who has achieved eudaimonia and strives to manifest the greatest and best version of themselves?
>>108136609>Kaela is arguably the most successful member in ID*Kobo
>>108136719Nah Kobo's numbers aren't as good as Kaela's, the only thing Kobo has is better global recognition as she has fans in China
I feel bad for herEventually her bot provider will get nuked and she’ll be confronted with the fact that it was literally all smoke and mirrors
>>108136191>Get botted every waking second of the day and you can appear successfulftfy
>>108136191>she
>>108136787>global recognition>subs>songs>collabs>sponsorshipsOnly sponsorship I remember Kaela doing is that Chinese MOBA garbage she spammed for like three months that killed her viewership.
>>108136694Because I'm not the guy that could match that. Depression is a hell of a thing and it's easy to let yourself go and much harder to put things back togehter especially when you lose momentum. I'm just tired all the time at this point and fully aware that I am now unable to be the guy the girls I liked would want. Like you can't talk about building a life with someone when you're in your 30s, 40 is middle age. Imagine talking about "the love of your life" when they were absent for half of it. I'm hoping to die in WW3 with nukes making it quick, until then I just grind my job and watch cute girls to remind myself cute shit still exists.
>>108136942But what-if the nukes never drop and you have to live out an entire 80 years like this?
>>108136191her taste in games is proof she is a man
>>108136191The difference is clio is knowledgeable about streaming and understands how to maximize every aspect of it in order to get the most out of it. Almost all of the phase connect girls have said they go to clio for help if they can't figure their shit out. Clio also has a friend on the inside of twitch so clio can just yell at them to get things done. For instance she got urukas permanent fraud ban overturned on twitch an impossible feat even for fishman to do but not for clio. Clio the streamer knows there shit and isn't a some retarded amature like a lot of our favorite streamers are for better or worse. So say what you want about clio but they definitely know there shit when it comes to streaming.
>>108137394When I'm 80 I want to be dead for 20 years.
why does clio make you seethe so much, shes just an old lady who streams holy sheit
>>108138115clio's basically the hololive of phasea chick who just wants to stream but keeps getting thrown into all kinds of nonsensical culture wars by the most pathetic people imaginable.
>>108136191for whatever reason twitch recommended that fucker yesterday and i thought i give it a try. >open stream>manliest voice possible on stream>close streamI always thought its bait n shit but u fuckers will never convince me this is a Woman. Thats a fucking man and u know it. And miss me with that "thats a deep woman voice" no its not. Its a Man.
>>108136498>>108136603>>108136841>blaming her for the nijibots falling into her stream>>108136849>>108137499retard
>>108136942sex with dog
>>108136229her mom bought ntr doujins i doubt lia will have any regrets about her life (and thats a good thing) she will find a partner out of necessity and he will be all to obliged to provide for her. theres nothing wrong with buying a womans feelings with money.
>>108138115>old lady*old man
>>108138483so true brother, I also have barely talked to women in my life but I agree with you
>>108136191Lesbians do be chill like that
>>108136191It's true, my oshi can vouch for that
>>108136191>Every woman I come across is like this>I just want someone to do all the cute things I didn't get to do back in middle/high school, like going to on a date to a park/fast food place and just hanging out at each other's homesIt's not fair
>>108140534She cute >played god hand And based
>>108141338How are you "coming across" women who stay in their room all day?
>>108142446Like the description, not like the actual VTuber
>>108137499So is you gossiping all the time proof that you're a woman?
>>108136225Kaela is more successful than Clio in OP so...
>>108136191
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>>108136942>Imagine talking about "the love of your life" when they were absent for half of it.Say it anyways. Fake it till you make it work.Besides, how important is your childhood and shit when you're 40? I've long since forgotten nearly all of my high school memories. I can't remember the names of many friends from university. The fog of memory is always marching forwards.Stop giving yourself brainworms over dumb shit. Focus on philosophy and ideology that affirms and supports your life, rather than wasting time on bullshit that encourages you to go full doomer. There's no, "but I had the right of way!" if you're mangled in a car accident, and the same thing goes, "but I believed I had the right opinions!"
>>108138483>manliest voice possibleEvery time someone something like this about Clio it just makes it clear none of you have ever talked to women
>>108142651Well that tells me you interact with a bunch of normies and are probably fine if you're crawling around those spaces
>>108146780Not really, I just go to work and have (a few) irl friends among various spots in the normalfag-autist spectrum, who I go out with once in a while. I know it's unrealistic to expect a 10/10 virgin weeb gamer tomboy goth mommy, specially as a 24yo KV, but I don't really like that my only options are women like in OP's pic's text, who also expect you to take inciative, share zero hobbies with you, and have zero interest in doing that sort of thing because they already did it when they were teens, I just want someone in the middle
I like Clio. Her voice is relaxing even though she sounds like she used to smoke a pack a day.
>>108136191worked for xQc. That motherfucker streamed 16 hours a day for years
>>108140534kiddo love
someone post the clio laughing soundpost
>>108142446>you will never meet the woman who is ideal for you because neither of you will leave your houseIt's such bullshit.
>>108136942luckily this is why men married at older ages to younger women and boytoys throughout history. Unfortunate for the oneitis from HS who didn't want you back then and might only want you at 40 because she no longer has options, but that's how it is.
>>108143331>Fake it till you make it work.This isn't how it works and will end in divorce, but a more useful thought to have is that most lives nad marriages don't end fairytale anyway and it's better to nut and be happy for 7 years than to wish you were dead every day for the next 50 years.
>>108147294So you and every other non-chad suffering from the>I don't want to pay full price for a girl who won't suck my dick because she sucked off every futbol player on the team back in highschoolAnd that leads to female seething about how the past is just the past (but if the past is the past why wouldn't she suck your dick now?)
