Mio the witch has spoken and here are her tarot readings for this year.
>>108254630shit, thing doesn't look good to foob
>>108254630>Ririka is going to break the NDA and get terminated>Roboco potentially fucking dies>Fubuki gets cancer and does her final glory lapgrim, but fortunately there are more positive ones than there are negatives
Holy shit Ririka ain't seen 2027.
BLACK MAGIC BEGONE
>>108254630I can't read this shithigher resolution?
>>108254630You know that demons communicate through tarot, right?
Why are hololive members so unhealthly?
>>108254630>Mococo>Advise: Need fluffiness, consult about problemsWhy does it sound like Fuwawa bribed Mio?
>>108255248>demons communicate through tarotDemons communicate through "AI"
>>108254630>Fubumio Power>The distance becomes closer than ever beforeSex confirmed?
>>108255244Are you retarded?
>Mococo needs to consult fluffiness about problemsWell I'm convinced
>>108255744Open in a new tab, retard
>>108255248demons???
>>108255766doesn't workfirefox is shit desu
>>108255744Three dots in the top left > open original file.Now you must send a $1 superchat with a nice message to a vtuber you regularly anti as payment. Thanks.
>>108254630>Nerissa>year of changeANOTHER ADVENT MALE COLLABER INCOMING>GOLDEN GEN
>>108255818>a vtuber you regularly antiSuch people aren't welcome on this board in the first place, I SAY
>>108255888Nice trips Then reach out to that vtuber you casually follow but never interact with and wish them a happy new year and your continued silent support.
>>108254630Grok is so fucking shit at translation this is gibberish
retards should have linked the twitter thread because as one anon said the translation is shit
For me it's Kawaii Excess.
>>108254630>Nerissa>Advice: don't say too many negative thingsThis is because she's always bad mouthing Japanese food isn't...
>>108256220Good choice
>>108254630I wonder if any of the girls actually believe this does anything.
>>108257371You don't have to "believe" in funny shenanigans
>>108255824>Had 2 years of hype and build up>A concert announcement>A 24h-rally involving JP to give them visibility>Blatantly favoured by managementThe results :>Only FWMC has 1M subs so far with unending begging streams>Shitori isn't even close to 700k>The "singer" of the gen still hasn't released a single album, not a single memorable original song>Bijou made brainrot the main "humor" of hololiveThat's how terrible adshit actually is
>>108255501>are those neatly organised paths for electric signals to to the many interconnected parts of an electronic device?>that must mean that there are demons in the AI LLM trained on reddit and facebook posts!
>>108257620>>Bijou madeHer name is BibooAnd also yes, she's influential like that, niggi murin is a copycat
>>108257678>trainedHere's your mistakeNo one trained anything, it's just a gateway to hell and you're making attempts to talk to jewish demons
>>108254630Anya cancer scare. Roboco has to let that man go (watch her animated MV). Lamy is graduating. Nerissa is graduating or she'll do more karaoke streams and stop bitching about playing challenging games, probably the latter. Wtf is fubumio power?
>>108255824>ANOTHER ADVENT MALE COLLABER INCOMINGNerissa already collabed with her brother and father.
>>108258028>Lamy is graduatingWhy>stop bitching about playing challenging gamesShe did that? Lol. She thought this hololive gig was about just singing songs?>Wtf is fubumio power?Corporate shipping to boost Mio's numbers. They're fine with it probably
>>108258056Relatives don't count
>>108254630lets assume she unironically believes in tarotshe does realize shes communicating with demons right? shes inviting bad things to happen to hololiveyou cant say ''oh shes jap she doesn't think demons are bad'' tarot is a western invention so it works on western rules,
>>108254939>>108255163The Death card doesn't mean Death,it means change.The card that brings death and disaster is the Tower card.
>>108258461Tower...
>>108257920Zigob is influencial in the same way the LLD was
>>108254630I can't believe Mococo goes bankrupt this year on the slots
reminder that women actually believe tarot and astrology are real
>>108258268>lets assumeLet's not
>>108258634There are plenty of men who believe in tarot as well
>>108254630Here's a second opinion from a Tarot reader based on the main signifiers:>Laplus: Hierophant reversedLacking inspiration, an uninspired year.>Su-chan: TemperanceMore of the same, nothing special happening this year.>Ririka: DeathSome kind of big change. No idea what.>Towa: EmpressShe's on top of her game. Managers fear her.>Watame: Emperor reversedDoesn't know where to take her character. Likely stagnation.>Ollie: StarFinally achieving her dreams.>Ayame: Wheel of FortuneOuch. One of the worst cards in the Tarot after the Tower. Possible graduation.>Vivi: Wheel of Fortune reversedSaved by the reversal. This just means stagnation.>Bancho: JudgementOne of the most positive cards. Bancho is on a roll.>Roboco: Hanged Man reversedFights with management, but probably nothing too serious.>Nerissa: DeathSome kind of big change that massively increases the amount of work she has to do this year (Eight of Pentacles and Ten of Wands reversed). Likely an album, multiple covers, or a 3D live.>Fuwawa: TemperanceA relatively calm "nothing happens" kind of year.>Fubuki: DeathSome kind of big change.>Lamy-chan: MagicianLots of idol activities.>Chiharu: SunLots of dancing and singing.>Polka: High PriestessJust going with the flow and chilling.>Anya: WorldThe grand finale of her career. Possible graduation in 2027-2028.>Bae: StarFinally achieving her dreams (like Ollie).>Mococo: StrengthWorking hard, not much to say.
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>>108257371Some of the Japanese ones probably do.
>>108255244open image in a new tabat the end delete "m.jpg" after all the numberschange it to ".png"hit enter
>>108257371Have you met women before?
>>108254630Tarot card readings are fucking bullshit and just nonsense. But Mio though, don't dare doubt her power
>>108258268Demons aren't real either christcuck spastic
>>108258736>Here's a second opinion from a Tarot readerWho? You? Lmao, look at this dude, he does girly things, hahahaAlso Ayame won't graduate, she said that she will continue to work and everything is fine
>Ririka>you can let go of the aspects of reincarnationSo she's NOT getting a redesign because of her artist going menhera.
>>108258634The one tarot reader you should never doubt is Mio. All others are fake, but Mio is the real deal
>>108258736Bad readings.
>>108257371>JapanYes. They still take blood type seriously.
>>108259803Are you retarded?
>>108254630Isn't the "Advice" part just Mio not-so-covertly telling her own opinions?
>>108254630surprised she didn't do everyone
>>108257371Japanese women either dont care or are extremely superstitious there’s no middle ground
>>108259899If the witch tried to do it to me id get my manager involvedNot joking I fear her curses
>>108260056She's not cursing anyone
>you will be tossed around by various thingsYeah, me
>>108259230>Also Ayame won't graduate, she said that she will continue to work and everything is fineI don't think the prior probability of graduation for anyone who goes out of their way to get a reading from Mio is very high. I don't know anything about Ayame aside from the fact that this looks like a terrible year for her. If I had to guess the probability of her graduating based on this, I'd say maybe 15-30%? So 70-85% chance she won't graduate.
>>108261159You're taking it too seriously
>>108259875Apparently you are, anon.
>>108261223Because I know it's real.
>>108257371You would know if you watched streams, pagbrown
>>108258268Tarot cards are not in the bible and should not be taken seriously by any respectable Christian, larping shitnigger
BELIEVE IN THE OLD WITCH OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER ERECTILE DYSFUN-I MEAN GRADUATIONS
>>108260421a fine post
>>108261513Is Mio in the bible?
