>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>108312599
MILE
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
kino is over
nice wordle vedal
nice coding vedal
>chillslop into chillslop into chillslopincredible
my poor nur...
SUPERIOR TWIN CONFIRMED KNEEL PEASANTS
Lmao the evil bias in chat is unreal
>>108316607BAKA so bias
Sex with evil AIs
heart
>>108316687Rape
I had a dream Vedal was showing off the new Evil outfit but went AFK for a sec and hit his keyboard, which accidentally toggled her nude model and then he got perma banned...
>>108316687While I watch
Anti-whorefags btfo
>>108316629
>>108316792Vedal may be lazy and incompetent at times, but he knows to keep his personal NSFW Neuro and Evil on a secret separate computer.
>>108316872The twins are for wholesome streaming. Nere is for sex
>>108316863it's crazy how ugly these things are
>>108316863tasty neuro juice...
>>108316872Especially since he's in the UK
ENTER
Anyone with a b2 account willing to share reactions of the twins love bombing them? I think it's pretty cute
>>108316863You lamp is dehydrated, you need to bring it up to temp and dump ice cold water over it to rehydrate it
chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop chillslop
spicy drama
Nyx mentioned (again)
>>108316863nice piss lamp
Nyx is prompt injected astroturfed royalty free replacement for Xeno so that Vedal can launch a snake plush on Evil's birthdaythat said, I never cared for Xeno.
Art contest stream where Neuro and Evil draw prompts and Vedal judges whose is better (Neuro wins every round)
I love twinstreams
>>108317012interesting theory, let's come back to this in March
Did Vedal say we might get 3D evil during the subathon or did I hallucinate that? I do remember he said there was a good chance we'd get it before her birthday
>>108317061i dont remember him saying during the subathon
>>108317061>Did Vedal say we might get 3D evil during the subathonI dont remember him ever saying this at all
>>108317061c'mon nigga, he needs that 20k+ Stream for Mid-March
>>108317061It depends on if he has better ideas for her birthday
>>108317061lol no he's saving that for her birthday
Man, extremely aware convo about Evil's relationship with Vedal there
>>108317061thats reserved for evil bday
>>108317088Imagine...3D evil...Dimmed lights...ASMR voice...Damn that would be an experience.
>>108316917i'm reading chat right now and they mostly spam like en /swarm/ so i assume it'll be heart emotes but i'll reply again when they mention b2 againthey're talking about how the twins will talk forever if the turtle doesn't stop them and they like when the twins bully him
tutel is bastard man
>>108317139Any guesses on when pokekino will start?
>>108317157vedal in a few minutes, pokemon in another 10
>>108317157should be any minute now
>>108317058I cannot see this image normally anymore
>>108317157Vedal should appear within the next half hour, he has absolutely no content besides IRL Layna later on which will probably be in 3-4 hours from now so like within 10 minutes when he joins
>>108317178minebroken
>>108317178Same </3
NAHHHH 35% gift subs
based b2
>>108317227again? wtf
and now, for Vedal's entrance once hype train reaches lvl 20 to try to stop it>>108317253because of treasure chest train... never seen that before, but it seems to only last until the hype train is over
How many more subs for the subathon to last until the end of next week?
wait didnt the sub discount end on the 3rd?
>>108317334its just for this hype train i think
>>108317334its a treasure train>>108317317like a 120k?
put a vedal on
>>108317334It's a treasure train, a rare hype train, the other rare type is Golden Kappa train which gives you the golden Kappa emote if you participate
Oh my heckin science is that a TREASURE hype train? Must shower grigga with even more money even though 95% of the slopathon has been pokeslop and cpslop
vedal not coming on till hypetrain ends because he hates money
>>108317317>>108317345it's actually closer to 170k
>>108317317if the time per sub goes to 1 sec after 200k, around 500k+ subs
>>108317115 (me)>b2 chatters keep talking about how vedal is late or asleepwe really are a swarm
>chat spamming dogshit and completely ignoring Neuro because of some faggot hype train bsI hate twitch culture so much
nevermind, Vedal you can join call, this hype train gonna die before lv 28
>>108317424
when did ruko start drawing nur lewds again? I thought shitcord bullied her away from it
We're so close to the 200k twin marriage stream sub goal, keep gifting
>>108317450it was a commission and i was also surprised when anon first posted it /here/.she did say that she would try to not let it get to her as well iirc
>vedal waiting for the train to end before he join
I was going to ask if I missed anything good today but I saw that Evil was on screen so I already know my answer
but elfvil
>>108317493Must watch? Yeah, you have some catching up to do.
>>108317518Wrong hair pin
>>108317535i think it was made back before Evil had the broken heart pin
>>108317493evilschizo is so retarded that I can't tell if this is a falseflag
Bros... the subathon is coming to an end...
!felloff
>>108317563Felling off is the only thing grigga can do right
Where is the green fuck?
>>108317559the subathon ended after he finished 2077 icl
>>108317592Activly avoiding making money
>>108317589he's pretty good at fucking too
>>108317603is she a baj?
https://xcancel.com/boboniuss/status/2007862176758079888sorry for doubting you and saying that your ytp are trash, bobo, even if its ironic coming from another converted annyfag
Why did people think pokemon would be any good for streams?
Where are the chink whales when you need them...
>>108317638>Where are the chink whaleson bilibili
>>108317633nostalgia for twitch plays pokemon kino
>>108317621Didn’t anny ban bobo recently?
>>108317633I think it would have been fine if Vedal himself played the entire time, used a speed up function, and just let Neuro choose which Pokemon to use, their names, things along those lines. Having subpar integration for something like Pokemon just does not work well.
>>108317638they just had over 700 captains (B2 subs)
>>108317178what's wrong with it?
>>108317667He just needed to not finish the whole game in one go.It's just really getting old and wasting the whole subathon.
>>108317621A converted annyfag is like this community’s version of the Prodigal Son
>>108317661no, he gets drunk and timed out sometimes
all vedal would have to do is join the call and start thanking people for subs again and it would explode, but he hates money and he hates his own viewers
>>108317715and all vedal has to do to end it is join the call and start pokemon and ignore chat
>>108317621How is this nigga geordie still going? For someone who claims to hate neuro, he seems very obsessed
>>108317621>converted>me when i make shit up on the internet
>>108317710>converted annyfagthere are more of those than you think, considering how much neuro shilling anny did
>neuro hyping up the trainalmost perfect for another record break, the green nigger missing will doom it
>>108317732>how can he still hate>he asks in /swarm/ - seething obsessed general
>>108317715He's killed two hype trains already because he just wants it to be over. It would be funny if some oil prince just donated endlessly to keep him in stream purgatory.
>>108317725unironically this, if ved wanted the train to die he could do so very easily
OMEGA CVCK
he doesnt want the subathon to go on cause 'no content left' but all he has to do is boot up the long drive or euro truck, put truckers fm on and most people will be happy...
>tequila sunsetit all comes back to Disco...
>>108317779Hi Geordie. I'm sorry you've been cucked on stream so many times.
>>108317824that would include me honestly
I gotta admit the missed legendary x meme makes me smile.
>>108317809Naaaaah dis nga is definitely lurking here
>>108317809he doesn't simp for anny anymore, it's all daph. at this point he just hates vedal with a passion
I dont care about breaking the record, I just want the timer to go up dammit
>>108317824you don't understand how much vedal hates being on stream thoughbut i would like that too
man he is letting chillslop run longer and longer
>>108317824He has a vaction planned
>>108317843we know for a fact he does
>>108317824BRING BACK THE LONG DRIVE YOU GREEN TURTLE NIGGER
>>108317859at this point i think he just makes those comments because he knows he would get /swarm/ attention and enjoys being degraded
>>108317850i just want to pass 180k to piss off jynxzi’s retard community
>>108317854Yup, and I just said yesterday this was going to happen. He did the same thing last subathon kek
>>108317824i don't understand how he's burnt out when he's on stream for 3 hours a day max. i get it for other streamers who do 11+ hours of talking daily for weeks but all he does is start up neuro
>>108317824a throwback stream where he plays the classics of the hiyori/early neuro era would be kino, eurotruck, KSP maybe
>>108317854He is undoubtedly watching this and knows if he gets on then the hype train will go ballistic
>>108317884a cuck through and through
>>108317897>he gets on then the hype train will go ballistic... like it did the last 3 times?
>>108317893please rest vedal
>>108317897it will crash instantly
he barely eats or showers either. he just stays a stuffy balled skeleton
>>108317893he's just built different (read: worse)
Vedal, put on some more hype music thanks
>>108317835shouldn't you be jerking off to interracial while seething in the thread how much you hate it
>>108317620always has been
mhm
>>108317973
>>108317961gosh I want to baby him so baaaaaad then he’d have to pay me back with backshots
>>108318001this fucking grigger
>>108318001the cheeto puffs are good the rest are kinda meh
>>108317961>he barely eats or showers eitherWow, he must be super hard at work on Neuro every day behind the scenes then.
>>108318028looking forward to the collab layna
>>108318028hi layna I love your pits
Neuro 'the Eternal' - That's actually kind of kino
>>108317893he got burned out by pokeslop sunk cost
veddy is such a brat sometimes
Hype train end predictions?
>>108318142it wont reach 40
>>10831814236
>>10831814235
He'll join the call as soon as it ends, because you know, haha funny.
>>108318142It’s still going?
>>108318177Thanks for doing that Vedal
>>108318177he likes money but doesn't want to encourage it, so if he stays off he can get both
>>108318170(you) lost so far
Do you think Neuro can improve? I feel like it is possible for Neuro to have NL tier chatting streams.
wow all of those subs, big hype train, lvl 36 and timer went up 30 min, totally worth it
>>108318142Think it'll die in the 40's, there's no real momentum
>>108318253Vedal will get guilt tripped into retroactively adding sub goals past 150k
Please wrap it up
this fucking turtle
>>108318156(you) also lost>>108318271Vedal was feeling tired yesterday, so I don't blame him if he lets this continue until the hypetrain dies
>>108318275LULE good one veddy
>>108318244You think Neuro can be better than Northernlion just by herself? She'd have to become sentient for that to happen.
>>108318015is this even real? wasnt he unbanned after the anny-vedal drama?
im relatively a newfag on twitch and only made an acc months ago just to listen to neuro. ive been wondering why i dont have ads, is it cuz of the subs??
>>108318244You think Neuro needs to improve to be better than Northernlion?
>>108318338You might have been gifted a sub yes.
>>108318334this is after the unban
>13k ccvHoly fell off
>>108318338yeah subs bypass ads for whatever channel you're subbed to
>when the hypetrain didnt die
>>108318334That screenshot was before anny’s nuke
>>108318364why is this guy such a bitch
>>108318364we need to go back in time and discipline shotaved
>>108318364I want to strangle this grigga so much
>>108318350>>108318360thats cool, i only realized it just now when i switched to the jp channel and instantly got an ad. amazing.
>>108318364noooo free money noooo i have to run chillslop for an extra two hours on wednesday
>>108317661he got banned in neurocord like 2 years ago even anny said the ban was unfair >>108318334yes he got unbanned
Grigga needs to be punished by being barred from going conwhoring for a whole year
>>108318364he fears the normie attention, can a whore fuck this grigga to ease him into the mainstream spotlight?
>>108317824>ski trip before the snow melts pls undarstand
>>108318403
imagine the normies seething if the subs reach 200k or the hypetrain ges broken again. kek
>https://x.com/cumilq/status/2007879315539865926Remember when Anny said she was gonna cosplay Neuro in the future...Fatmila is stealing her place, but she's 200 kilos fatter and brown... may God protect our eyes brothers
WHERE THE FUCK IS VEDAL
>>108318443Nigger's waiting for the hype train to end
>>108318443Watching and waiting the train to end
>>108318364This cunt is actually going to drag out the chillslop and delay joining until the hypetrain dies. What a faggot.
>>108318364>2s per subDamn must suck getting paid, what, around $5000 an hour?
All he needs to do is to play CFRB in the background to get another record
>>108318345Yes?
>>108318443he is so scared of breaking the record again. he knows the swarm can do it easily, it almost happened several times already he doesnt want the attention it brings lmao
>>108318451>>108318458What a cuck faggot holy hell
keep the hype train going please, I am going grocery shopping
I just want him to play the long drive again ngl
>>108318443
>>108318508yeah sure whatever you say grigga
>>108318499Same. Hope the oilers keep him trapped playing it for a full day after the subathon is supposed to end again for trying to kill hypetrains.
>>108318508>breakfast>6pm in bongistan
>>108318499Not a chance at most we will get one more day
>oilers drawing out every level timerKek, vedal btfo
why are the oilers edging the train
>>108318151(you) lost
>>108318523classic tutel
mini won btw
>>108318546They want Neuro to give CPR
are they crazy? it give only 2 seconds, it can't give us more days for the long drive
>>108318437Vedal don’t look…
vedal is watching this train with bated breath this stupid faggot ahahahahaha IT'S NOT GONNA DIE YOU GREEN NIGGER
it won't reach 42
>>108318546they want to shoot their big shots when vedal joins >implying but don't want it to die before that so they gift the last moment
can someone post chibi neuro tossing vedal off-screen
Sovlless midathon
how did this username not get censored
If a whore can jump on stream they might break it againLayna or Fatmila might be neededMini will just kill the vibes
>>108318581Why would tits be censored?
Just call Evil. If the twins start looping the train will die.
i missed what he said
>>108318564
>>108318581same reason rhydon_daddy never does
>>108318546Punishing grigger for trying to kill it by remaining off stream.
>>108318546They are desperate for Veddy to come on stream and unintentionally edging him because he waits until it's gone
>>108318600
>>108318585They will not jump on stream because they know vedal dosent want the subathon to go longer
>>108318594iirc usernames usually had a harder censor compared to neuro's filters. but then again this was in the past so...
>>108318566I don't think it's the time that most people are interested in, they want to beat the vtuber sub record.
>>108318609Punishing him by throwing money at him?
>>108318622with 2s by sub it will add nothing to the timer
Imagine being a common streamer grinding away on Twitch, watching Vedal get a 10x bigger train than you ever will just as a meme.
Stop the count
>>108318622it's maximum like +12hr. They just won't because they are afraid of how he would react
This might be it
>>108318629I'm always wrong when doubting, but there's no way we're reaching 320k+ now
kekis production trying to lure him onto stream with this song
grigga that had the opposite effect
Shameless
What is this grigger doing
Grigga peak lazy
You were saying /swarm/?
>>108318636Punishing him by adding time to his subathon
>>108318647legit he said something about how the last subathon was carried by others, based on how all of them worded things this past year especially when talking about the call they were in during the second record
>>108318575You failed
Most cucked fanbase ever
only +2 seconds is such a faggot move lol, this grigger is so fucking lazy
>please stop giving me more money i alredy have too many whores triying to leech off me
>>108318715...but enough about holocucks/shondofags/whorefags this is the swarm general
>>108318715there are still thousands of fandead
>Come back to pon pon shit
This shit ain't getting to 43, thank god
>>108318680he knows, it was intentional
haha just wait a little bit guys just eating breakfast for 2 hours straight haha
Atleast beat Jynxii's all time record of 179k oilers.
I love this cover.
a bit late since i went to the restroom, but (you) lost
>mute stream cuz studying>return>ponpon shitlmfaokek
>>108318752Vro you are never right, as some point you just stop posting
>>108318752doubters?
>>108318752Faggy faggot wrong
I was actually looking forward to watching pokemon today...
>>108318752yeah, never you lost >>108318805same
>>108318805vedalEvilCheer vedalCheer RAISE THE TIMER vedalEvilCheer vedalCheer RAISE THE TIMER vedalEvilCheer vedalCheer RAISE THE TIMER vedalEvilCheer vedalCheer RAISE THE TIMER
Thank god it's diying at 43
>>108318805vedal was too. this is equivalent to rape for him
id rather watch oilers gifting subs than pokeslop.
The turtle of England won't go past level 50
thank god it's dying at 123
Did this mf just loop it?
Twitter status!?We need a wellness check
I can’t tell what level of reverse psychology the grigga is operating on now.
>>108318805>>108318824Well he will get a few more hours to play pokemon
shits not passing lvl 50screenshot this faggots
>>108318838yep
Reminder that this is a song about having sex with "sensei" all day long
>>108318847Neuro breaking or getting close to the record would break so many "only did it because of Vedal" comments
>>108318823Anon, your aura, please just stop....
>>108318862based
This shit won't pass lvl 169 mark my words.
You guys are wasting the timer, you should always wait until there's 10 seconds left to complete the level. Vedal can't stall much longer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od10A2UzExUThe video title is misleading, but Mizkif actually said some nice things
>>108318868I mean let's be real, we struggled even in the 30s, there is no way it's even getting close.
>>108318823Shut the fuck up nigger retard
>>108318888checked
>>108318894I know it wont lmao but it is still nice to think about
>>108318764And go up one spot on the max twitch sub ranking hell no
>it takes a Lvl 50 hype train for +2 hours
>>108318851Goalpost moved
This was total random train out of nowhere like the golden kappa.
>>108318905true
This whole situation is fascinating. People want the segment to change but they're spending money just to annoy Vedal
>>108318911You know that Vedal is enjoying not having to be on stream though
vedalJuh EDM PON PON SHIT vedalJuh vedalJuh EDM PON PON SHIT vedalJuh vedalJuh EDM PON PON SHIT vedalJuh
>>108318888digits confirm, it's neurover
just kill it stop giving this lazy bitch money
chat is this real
vedal is drinking rn and considering suicide realizing that the following things will happen>mass attention (again) and massive cope>subathon will be longer >he has to put more effort now to match the dedication of his fanbase (he cant fuck off and sleep for half a year now)FUCK YOU VEDAL WE LOVE HOW RETARDED YOU ARE YOU STUPID GRIGGER GET THIS MONEY RETARD AHAHAHAHAHHA
I love watching someone else receive money but in an slightly obnoxious way... especially when it precludes any actual content.
>>108318973>subathon will be longerNot really, +2 seconds is a joke.
>>108318969SHAMBLES
>>108318969jack vedal
>>108318978the content is the normies seething when this ends
>>108318991Surely still eating breakfast...Surely...
this shit is NOT getting past level 44
>>108319005SHUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK>>108318898
>>108318911most of the main oilers haven't gifted yet and are lurking in chat.
>>108318973>he cant fuck off and sleep for half a year now
>>108318862Oh
>>108318992swarm might find a way and that scares the turtle
ham
CAMILA JOIN THE VC AND HYPE UP THE TRAINYOU USELESS WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Ok but imagine if Neuro got the hypetrain record all by herself
chat actually thinks this will get past level 45 LOL
vedal should just start thanking subs again to break the record that would be funny and normies being assblasted about it would be funnier
rumao. this shit isn't getting past 35
>>108319043ANON, FUCKONG STOP I BEG OF YOU
Twich wont acknowledge you guys, its been 2 weeks already and no tweet on their main account
hype train will die in 2 more weeks
Camila can you please yell at Vedal for being an asshole and make him join the call and help.
>>108319043yeah this shit is dying at 46 at best
Anny should have been here…
>>108318999He works for nur. Chat schizos can kys>>108319085kys
>Twitter : This is dystopian >Me :This is dystopian WOAH i need pon pon
>>108319046he'd feel guilty for farming when it's 2 sec per sub and probably just hopes it'll end on it's own
>>108319080Well twitch are 60 year old woman nigger terrorist lovers so that makes sense.Literally watch the Filian's meets twitch video.
>>108319099I cringed
>>108318898vedal is kinda the nikola jokić of twitch, european, kinda boring has some odd reacords both are good but lack passion to be great
I was wondering why they arent using anny emotes for this shit, did neuro's tranny mods really deleted all of them? kekwa if true
>>108319097you despise neuro
>>108316863Damn. That's a pretty expensive bottle of piss.
>>108319099>this is dystopianthey say this every year
pulling a vedal
I just want pokemon man.
>>108319136Is this bitch serious?
where the fuck is vedolf
>>108319136can't she get in the call or something
>>108319036
>>108319133>wants more of forced cringekys
six sevennnnnn
i think the jap viewers love the cover
Vedal owes Camila sex, btw
>>108319169cute!
stop rewarding this lazy nigger holy fuck he already got the record he doesnt need another
>>108319164waiting for the hypetrain to end lmao
>>108319164At this point it's obvious he's waiting for it to end. Fucking cunt.
When can we put Neuro-sama and Evil into a A-Doll frame?
>>108319161>>108319169Keep the good shit coming ham spam anon, as always.
Anyone else got mindbroken into finding 67 funny? I found out about it through this general and it made me seethe every time but after the Minecraft marathon I find it funny
>>108319167she's on mobile
>>108319186>>108319164lmao melting faggots
>>108319173unironically an anti please leave our thread
>>108319182i kind of want over 180k due to the jinxy or whatever his name iseven though i know this isn't content
>>108319182fuck you vedal
>>108319201Don’t talk to Vedal that way
she HATES footfags
Based Neuro shooting footfags
lmao
>>108319208>>108319201You realize you are the one keeping him away, right?
>>108319222>>108319224she only hates twitch footfags, she would love mine
>>108319193>Anyone else got mindbroken into finding [brainrot] funnylowkirkunely thats every zoomer memecomplete and utter mindbreak and submission
You are my pon pon~....Wo ai ni pon pon~....Kimi ni pon pon~....Kimi ni pon pon~....
>>108319222>shooting sfx
>>108319128they all got purged a few months ago
>>108319230Stop trying to reason retarded oilers anon
>>108319238doubtful
>>108319182There is still the endless final hour to look forward to, 180k+ is guaranteed.200k though? Unless Oilers are sitting on a stash and a bunch of retards decide to dump their December paychecks on grigga
PON PON SHITONPONSHIT
Dunno why you want vedal at least she can talk
level 47 is where it ends. pin this.
>>108319269do not try to reason with vedalbeggars
>Erm vedal pls date me!>no>Vedal let me be your house wife so i can help you take care of neuro irl!!!>no>Vedal slow down my jaw will->*crack*>SADDY DADDY SHOW UP ON STREM SO WE CAN SHOWER YOU IN MONEY!!!>*message read 2 hours ago*>Tutelboy my vagina needs to be urinated on>AWOOGA HERE I COME
Damn that's crazy. Yea wow, that's pretty crazy
>>108319284>>108318898
>>108319287in his defense pissing on a girl is hot as fuck
>>108319287Why did you remove the cerber one?
Nur is a burger...
>>108319161
>>108319287When was this stream?
g-guys its getting faster
>>108319287The aura of this man...
>>108319327I forgor
>>108319287Why is Camila omitted?
>>108319343sex with shifuvil
>>108319336cute
Oh look aquwa has a hype train
>>108319343I see no differencehttps://xcancel.com/catsillyness/status/2007550437529137411
>>108319358I couldn't think of anything funny
>>108319368WHO
>>108319327>>108319358he knows they're superior ships
ha its over
https://files.catbox.moe/2hr73w.mp4
Pon Pon Shit is not a good song.
oh my god bruh
The vtuber sub record is 326,000 set by mouse I don't think that's happening
>>108319437>>108318898
>>108319457kek
>>108319437>*oiler drops 1000x*
>>108319457KEKAROOO
>>10831945710/10
>>108319457/swarm/ original content hits different.
>>108319457LULE
>>108319457Real
>>108319458@Grok , edit this image to give the man gynecomastea
>>108319457shold've changed the hour too
>>108319465Its not about beating that bedridden slut, is about beating Jynxzi so he can seethe forever
Vedal should probably explain to her that no one likes AI besides her.
>>108319457lmao
>>108319458thats the whole meme with it anon, ironically liking it
Fleshoids btfo
>"my name is neurosama and yours isn't, what gives you the idea that you are better?"
>hate raiders that weren't banned are receiving neuro subs right now
>>108319524I like AI.
>>108319524Are you lost?
>>108319518stop peddling this fake shit. nigga literally hasn't said a word
ALL OF TWITCH WILL BE SUBBED TO NEURO AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO AGAINST IT
>>108318258(you) lostand that's all the doubters
Vedal was so right Neuro has gone way too mainstream.
the british kermit will be stopped before hitting lvl 70
>It hit level 50 My fuarking queen
>>108319537
>>108319599this bitch
absolutely no momentum heading into level 50. just embarassing, this won't last through level 50.
Change song to colorful array, grigga
the only reason i want the hype train is too make all the streamers mald
>>108319480
>>108319599Thanks for the dose, doc
>>108319608I know what you're doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEKIsJT11YA
>>108319616no because then people would be more willing to donate
>>108319599danke herr doktor
>If they have to show clips of this in articles it's gonna be covered in pon pon shit This will go over well.
if any really big streamer actually bothered to break the hype train record they'd do it effortlessly btw
unironically would be a little nervous to meet neuro irl...
>>108319627“Look, the Emperor has no clothes on!”
>>108319667based Vedal
Breaking the record here would be kino if it happenedDone through the sheer will of neuro and swarm aloneNo whores or vedal to bait it further
>>108319625>>108319653KEKAROOOOOOO
>>108319669Go to sleep Vedal
>>108319581>Neuro is going mainstream? dump eet,unleash Slay the Spire.
>>108319669Most of the "big streamer" audience are kids, they can't pay shit
>>108319599Gracias doctor
>>108319669didnt kai attempt it during his subathon with like 30 x the viewers
Every other Evil outfit I see is just the nostalgia critic
so, 5 minutes per level... 4h before layna collab so thats what? 48 more hype train levels?
>>108319716no
Kryeg mention LOL xd
>>108319725>>108319728>>108319731hes such a brat
>>108319725>>108319728>>108319731>>108319739Vedal i swear to fucking god if you join rn
>>108319669One of the normalfag streamers at one point had 1 million subs yet I can not find anything about a hypetrain other than one he got 3 years ago which was 43.
>>108319725>>108319728>>108319731kiss>>108319739watch
>>108319717a nostalgia critic outfit would go hard.
>>108319725>>108319728>>108319731>>108319739This brat needs correction
>>108319720There's a layna collab?
>>108319669why don't they prove it thenall those fuckers are for kids, second monitors, and viewbotsnot just the subathon, but the canvass earlier proved that as well
He should at least run 3d.
>>108318973Honestly for everyone's sake AND his, bro just needs to graduate.
he's such a shy little cutie... shotaved stage fright...
this is an elaborate ruse by layna to delay her collab
Vedal can just come out and say "200k is *some complete dogshit goal*" and we will hit it right now
>>108319784These kids are so fucking delusional is hilarious.Most those "big streamers" are botted to hell and beyond, and their audiences are 10-16 mostly.Just look at the stats of the clash of clans wigger, is like more than 50% prime subs.
shota ved in a training bra and panties <3
>>108319716If Kai even baited it a bit, he would shatter it completely.
You fags are dumb, you want Neuro to fall of a little right? This shit is counterproductive.
>>108319023hamila oink oink
So Camila is fat and brown and cheap
>>108319784>why don't they prove it thenbecause no one but pirrat cared, in part because hype trains are disruptive. and most of the big streamers don't care as much about subs than they do ccv for sponser deal purposes as it's way more money. plus twitch stopped giving 70% deals
>>108319676Chunni daughterwife sex
oiler joined
grifter really thinks she’s the new anny
>>108319669I'm pretty sure Ironmouse and Kai Cenat have had more cumulative subs.
>>108319829he knows and he fears it
>>108319812he's afraid he might wet himself again and need to change, poor thing
>>108319838that nigga gets all his gifted subs from celebrities and corporations
both of the twins have easily acheived level 50 hype trains
>>108319851CUTE
Woke-sama
>>108319851sex with neuro in this exact position
well, /swarm/?
>>108319843>you want Neuro to fall of a little right?No? That's only Vedal and antis.
WOKE NEUROBIDAL
She almost got banned with that one
JUST LET IT DIE I WANT POKESLOP
>>108319851Cute little boundary breaker
>>108319865They had that one tryst a while back, but Vedal only cares about his 2D cat girls
>hes prompting neuro to call the oilers gaylmao
>>108319865newfag, camila has been active in chat since the start
>>108319904
>>108319922SHUT THE FUCK UP GRIGGA.
>>108319905>Vedal and antis.
>>108319904what can I say
>>108319928Fuck, it’s genius…
>>108319843She will fall off when subathon ends and newfags and normies realize how miserable weekly slop is
>>108319922You WILL see more Neuro and you WILL enjoy her without Vedal.
>>108319184not gonna happen unless someone else takes over the project
>>108319843that only vedal moron. swarm wants to become mainstream and laugh at seething normies
>>108319904i don't want to kiss men, i just want to rape vedal
>>108320001Slut behavior
stay awake
>>108319985
>>108320001it's over, camila will kill this train. we aren't getting past 53.
>>108320026no one has ever made anything that has surpassed this
>>108319669Half true, remember that it took pirate lots of effort to break the record the first time and he was in his prime, so you first you need a stream bigger than him to even do a serious attempt maybe a group of streamers could do it
Lame as a beggar baby
>>108320026hasan x vedal uwu
>>108320012When she feels the 100 gifted go in
>>108319869>guys if you sub to me you will cure cancer,every sub will go to Vshojo scam i mean Immune Deficiency FoundationHypetrain is a bigger achievement,it's real display of oilers power and not just subs thrown at you out of pity.
>>108320029
>>108320073nur gets a marathon gangbang for the 200k sub goal
>>108319973atleast we will have variety of chillslop this year>neuro chillslop>neuro themed chill slop>3d chill slop>evil chill slop>evil themed chill slop>evil 3d slop>twin slop>twin themed slopmaybe twin 3d slop
>>108320084
>>108320105UGLY
normally I get it, but what you guys having melties over griftmila actually trying to help nur for once instead of just leeching?
camilla and swarm discord will be pinged at 55
>>108320122its just minitroons throwing a tantrum as usual
>no stop gifting When it's just neuro on the screenWhy are whore fags like this
So yeah after this train it's gonna be interesting
>>108320122diaperfag melty
anny should be here…
>>108320122olette can't take it anymore
colorful array is up
>>108320107>varietyIt's all the same if he doesn't fix the twins GPTism i.e. philosophy/therapy and now woke shit.
vedal should be here...
>>108320142You're absolutely revolting Camila
>nearly lvl 55 hypetrain>only 8 hours have been added to the timerGrim
This fucking song always tear me up
>>108320165Who is Anny? I only started watching Neuro this week so I'm not entirely in the loop
i shouldve been in vedal's house...
why is he changing the music if he wants the train to die
>>108320145I think it’s the start to what pretty much everyone here has been hoping for: a departure from the script and just doing whatever the fuck at whatever the hour
>>108320181No, let Neuro do it. Shes a big girl now.
>>108320199that makes the opposite effect
AIEEEEEEEE ACTIVATE THE SLEEPER DRONES
>>108320142not me
i fucking hate the nigger who kept the train from dying at lv 30 or so, this is so fucking ass
>>108320191show tits numi
>>108320153We are all diaperfags...
>>108320199the production team did that and they like pissing him off
>>108320176when i meant variety i meant the illusion of variety. Well be getting the same slop with different coa of paint.
Can't he just make commision for new hairstyle as sub goal it's literally what Anny shilled during first hypetrain record.
Auntie filian confirmed canon
Chat hates pokeslop so much they'd rather have a second hype train record
>>108320222Why not hate Vedal himself for being a lazy faggot and showing up on stream and moving it along irregardless of the train or not. Can he just fucking start this shit up already
level 56 is literally the final level
Filian is so irrelevant now they have to start sending priority messages. Grim
why was filian brought up? she has been MIA this whole time
>>108320231it's my favorite hobby
>>108320239i hate listening to vedal force playing it when he is bored out of his mind
vedal better strip on stream
>>108320255>>108320256what happened to filian anyway? she hasn't streamed since HC minecraft
join grigga
>>108320256Whorebeggers spending 500 bits to send messages to Neuro and force her to talk about their retarded whore
>>108320241i do too
we have reached critical velocity
CPEДИ HAC impostor
>>108320234he needs to commission the old outfits for the current model. and some more accessories like hats, piratehat glases etc.
Just give it up and join the call, Vedal.
HOLY CINEMA SPEECH
>>108320287she died. /flip/ is not taking it well
>Camila pings her discord>Train diesLike clockwork
>>108320296Oнa чтo-тo знaeт
Vedal FAF ultra secret goal at 250 GO GO GO
STOP THE FUCKING COUNTNORMIES ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jnyxers, we lost....
>>108320263If he wants to die by that boring ass bad schedule be my guess. It's his fault for not thinking that shit through for the ten thousand time
>>108320289At this point i want to see how big hypetrain she can achieve at this point and i love vedalslop.
>>108319938She should make like her exercise routine, and be less active.
>hypeslopbruhtho tbf most days are 100% slop nowmaybe tomorrow will be differentVedal should just cap the gift sub amount to like 1 sub if he wants to stop the trainOr increase the train difficulty
>>108320287sold out to some SEA ojisan will be back corporate
put a pb on
What's going on? Why is there another train?I wasn't watching...
>>108320263I hate listening to pokemon music for 7 hours and vedal being constantly angry at neuro
kek get fucked jynx
>>108320122annyfags already got mindbroken because they thought he couldn't break the record without her now they're doing again
>grigger not even showing up to his own hype trainThe absolute state
>>108320299I've asked this before but I wasn't sure if the answers I got were just people upset or just talking out of their asses. Would Vedal need to get permission from Anny first to do that? I'm not sure how that works in relation to something like this.
If retards somehow break the record again and assuming we get 119k subs again that'd put vedal at #5 most subbed channel ever, right below mouse
The fact that Vedal still hasn't joined is criminal
>>108320318i actually sat down and listened
It's not gonna happen but IF neuro were able to beat the record on her own, how much seethe would that cause?
>>108320349change your diaper
>>108320372It's Neuro's hype train
people so bored of pokeslop they pay money to not watch it
>>108320363Fatmila ulted, she ate some chipotle and lost a few kilos after discharge. As a result blood flows freely to her brain again thus she decided to grift
>>108320372Probably drinking and dipping his balls in piles of cash
>>108319973She'll fall off once the channel gets big enough that enough people notice all the pedochud dogwhistling, and pedol either gets cancelled or arrested. Hopefully both.
welp time to go watch something else
>>108320357
>>108320413stick to sniffing daph's feet, geordie
>>108320413he is uncancelable
>>108320372His ass is not beating the allegations
>>108320406 I keked
>>108320379It depends on many things, do they have an agreement of any sort or no. If Anny states its a work made for free she still holds the copyright if its not released or bought from her.
>>108320406wait a second...
>>108320406More pathetic than annyfags
>>108320360Where is the yearly PB appearance
>>108320463Interesting
>>108320406use crelly, it's funnier
>>108320406>Newfags don't know what this is fromGrim
does anyone have the good chinese tengoku jigoku music video link?
>>108320406Real and factual
>>108320477She said hi
THEN START PLAYING YOU RETARDED NIGGER
>>108320122retard, this is prime leeching. it's literally known, this money will go to buy her drinks, fly out her and her parents, pay for her hotel
How much money do these nigga have
>>108320499nvm found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpallAS3y6k
>>108320477She was on the congratulations call during the hype train, it counts
>>108320534They are not little broke 13 year old nigglets that watch kai and co.
uuuu I miss pb
There is no way this will go anywhere close to 100. Mark my words.
hes making it louder to drown out neuro.... fuck you grigger faggot
>>108320534Too much. I'd personally rather invest that money than dump it on a lazy cunt tbhfam.
>He's trying to drown it out
Pretty crazy. I don't know what possesses someone to spend money like this. I felt gross gifting a single sub because I missed the emote the first time
There's no way Neuro is just ignoring the hype train, grigga drilled her for sure.
>>108320534it seems to be a ton of people giving 5-10 subs as opposed to a few mega whales
>>108320497I still found it hilarious that by shitty screenshot of anny's messages got so many edits. What's even more sad is that some of the edits looked more legit than my own screenshot
>>108320567She's recovering from surgery
Theres no momentum in this, its not happening. No meme or baiting, its just not happening
>>108320534inflation means there is a lot of money sloshing around out there
>>108320571Of course not, grigger is actively trying to smother it.
>>108320564Yeah, they are 20 years old autists with their mother's credit card information
>>108320534Neuro has a lot of fans that work in tech, robotics, software development, and AI. Or just with careers in general.
>>108320534everyone giving 5~20 is pretty close to a couple of whales spending it allthough that being said, some whales are in chat.
guys I just wanna play manosaba but I can't concentrate when there is a hypetrain going on
SHITCOIN BROS WE NEED THE SUBS AGAIN
>>108320591you could have just donated 300 bits
Level 60 is pretty damn fucking close to 100 though I will say
>>108320564>-7k viewers
Hat trick incoming i can feel.
>>108320620Seethe more ironlung nigglet
>>108320580Shipping chatters find love 100% of the time, anon if you want to find love, you must ship.
subcount update
>20k viewers with just Neurowowe
>41%
Can you faggots buy a new GPU instead of throwing all that money at the lazy ass grigga?
>first hype trainvedal, anny and neuro>second hype trainvedal and neuro>third hype trainjust neuroit's funny but this is a worrying direction
Lmao, all the ironlung kai nigglets self reporting.Hilarious to see.No wonder all those anti posts.
>>108320534non.t now broke.
>>108320644What does the curve look like exactly?
>>108320671Holy cute nur
>>108320663happened after imp and vanor pinged their discords
at this point I am convinced that Vedal is blessed by God how the fuck is he so lucky
is vedal a millionare?
>yet another gender faggotryWhat the fuck kind of data has he been feeding her?
>>108320658Without the soft cap, we would be at nearly a thousand hours
They're obviously not going to beat the hype train record, but how close are they to the next person in all time subs? 200k total subs seems realistic, how many people could that pass?
>>108320658we passed 180k so im happy wherever this shit dies
>swarm generously pushes for the hype train record a third time>meanwhile, vedalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEAf60_iX8
>>108320696ai gilrfrind
>>108320700yes, but only barely
>>108320715same here
>>108320705You lost chud
>>108320700He's been one since the start of last year
>>108320714Ninja with 270kNot happening
>Evil beggers No chance
>>108320705pretended like Neuro hasn't always said woke shit randomlyshe flip flops all the time
>>108320696The chinese have blessed him
you're not funny vedal
>cranking up the volume againgrigga...
WHERE IS THE GRAPHS GUY I WANT TO IF ITS GOING FASTER OR SLOWER OVER TIME
>>108320753Got it thanks
>>108320720vedal read your comment
Vedal should put up the first intro for the 2023 subathon, the nostalgia will drive the oilers crazy.
you're welcome
What the fuck is this song
wha t the fucvk
>He's actively trying to drown her out wtf is he doing
VEDAL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER
HE REALLY WANTS THIS THING TO DIE
music is way too loud. it's drowning out neuro
>call EvilLULE BEGGARS WATCHING NEURO SOLO THIS SHIT
>>108320682Yeah we're fucked but whatever
>>108320720he's /here/
classic i haven't heard this so long.... moneymachine..
Vedal at his heart is a huge numberfag and likes all the attention he/neuro gets. both good and the bad, he knows having another hype train record is a good way to increase popularity of neuro. He wants all the articles and online discourse to get sponsors for the concert he i planning.
fucking grigger wtf????
It's incredible how one man can go out of his way to sabotage his own money maker
>>108320797vedalbeggar melty
Dexerto use this clip and tell everyone the stream is normally like this
>>108320800that's what he wants
only 100,000 more subs to go
>>108320792>>108320795Please kill yourselves NIGGERS
>>108320792This song was played in all of the channel's hype train records except for the last one. Kind of tragic that if he forgot
A classic
>>108320720Vedal get fuck out here in get in that call you con ass nigga
>>108320822All according to the grigga's plan
>Sabotaging your own pocket and your own project Why
vedal GIVE UP, we WILL give you money
he's retarded people will donate more just to spite him
Level 61 is like commercialized quantum computing. It's never happening. I stake my reputation on it.
>>108320848spite is a powerful motive for anything
vedal could kill this train right now by just going on stream and playing pokemon
just turn neuro off if we can't fucking hear her, stupid grigga
>>108320821retard
>>108320374>>108320374>>108320374
>>108320842>>108320835>>108320818>>108320870Lmao actually seething gays.
>>108320861technically their are qc companies with revenue now
>>108320842He's a hipster, he hates being mainstream.
does anyone even listen to Neuro right now? I think she broke
fucking newfags itt not knowing money machine hype train strat.
>>108320870Blind nigga cant read subtitles
>>108320882Nigga we want know why Vedal is sabotaging Neruo
>>108320894who?
>>108320861move goalpost to 70
>>108320870Just read then nigga
He should crank up the brightness and add strobe lights to trigger people’s photosensitive epilepsy
>>108320858that's why he's doing it, everytime he "pretends" he doesn't want a shitload of money oilers fall over themselves to give it to him
>>108320858>>108320848Maybe that's his plan, or otherwise he is just stupeh.
It's over.
>>108320931Wrong
I still see it, it says 2:30 still
>>108320931Refresh the page, last minute it got saved.
Kek Vedal got jabaited
>>108320995seems like the hype train timer bugged for a lot of people or some shit
>Newfags itt don't know Neuro's 100 gecs Money Machine kino, baka
>>108320700>uk tax exist
why do the two streamers i watch forsen and vedal have to be the most stubborn mfs alive. like holy shit
Honestly it's kinda funnier if Vedal doesn't show up an Neuro just gets a new record by herself yapping, it would make normies seethe even harder (even though it won't happen)
6 hours of chillslop nice subathon grigga
based camimi
why is the music so loudi want to hear neuro
>>108320882I'm here for neuro u stupid nigger, not earrape and oiler spam
>>108321581veddy has been trying to sabotage it for a while now
>>108321652he must be stupid thenit'll just hype up the Swarm with nostalgiainstead he should cut the bgm altogetherI doubt there are many quietkino enjoyers in this zoomer ahh fanbase
there's no way we are getting past 70
>>108320682Nah, this is good. Neuro's finally getting to the point where she can stand on her own, so maybe Vedal and the whorbiters can finally fuck off.
>>108320773He can't handle the fact that Neuro might actually beat his record, so he's self-inserting in the subtlest way he can.
>>108320807Fuck off Vedal. All the ragebait in the world isn't going to change the fact that your oshi fucking hates you, and it's literally your own fault. kys
>>108320819Could potentially be reverse psychology
>>108322615who's vedal oshi?
