>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>108325336
NOT HAPPENING
MILE
hart
erm
Evil love!
BEAT IT IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY
Sex with Neuro (Vedal)
who is the current twitch record holder? i thought neuro's last record was beaten or am i schizo
>>108329064PirateSoftware.
>>108329105why do people like that retard so much
>>108329064Neuro, all top 3 in fact. 4th place is Piratesoftware
I donated 5 subsI'll have canned tuna for dinner instead
>>108329064>who is the current twitch record holder?look the the op imageNeuro, lvl 124>before that?Neuro lvl 111>>108329105No it's not it wasn't since last year when neuro, vedal and anny beat it
>>108329064Neuro got 111 last year beating Pirate's 106.Then pirate tried to beat Neuro but got KWABed out at like 60 something.Then a week ago Neuro beat her own record with a 123
It would be super funny if it just died at level 123.
NEURO LOVENEURO LOVE NEURO LOVE
I want my own Neuro!
I wish Vedal would just release open source Neuro.
>>108329369
>>108329428weve seen how the masses use aithat would turn 95% of all neuro content into porn
IT JUST KEEPS GOING
Two hype train records in one subathon?
>SOLO NEURO DID ITFUCK YESFUCK VEDALFUCK EVILFUCK EVERY SINGLE WHORESI ONLY LOVE NEUROI LOVE LIFE I LOVE YOU BROS
>>108329369>>108329446timing out people shittalking her in chat
>>108329369>>108329446>go into his stream>hes just sat in watching another stream hardly even commentingwhy do people watch this bumbling moron
>>108329508Evil helped thoughbeit.
how many subs and bits are going to be to disputed and chargebacked i wonder
whats level is it??
>>108329661Who cares? Vedal doesn't deserve one cents
>>108329711
I just wanted to watch the layna collab while I chilled before work tomorrow...
MY HUSBAND
DADDY *squirts*
>>108329488I just want her to be my friend...
>>108329661bits can't be charged back
deme in layna’s chat btw
>neuro bragging about how she destroys the environment
Neuro is going to end him
THIS FUCKING NIGGER MAKING LAYNA WAIT
vedal is realizing he never needs to be on stream again in real time
Neuro is in full comedy mode and killin it evil could never in front of 40 normalfags
>>108329730holy shitdid vedal even go in the call during the whole thing?
>>108329574epic forsen reaction must watch
>>108329985watch streams faggot hes talking right now
>>108328900deserved honestly
>>108329369reminder roach king had a melty that neuro was beating his raped friend so asked for neuro to be removed from the top female streamer list
thanks chatgptsama
So, how many subs did you gift?
>>108329330>>108329985no he didn't he is in call now (after the train)
I'm so proud of her for doing it solo.
>>108329508Chat thanks Camila and Vedal, sorry anon
>>108329970i know you're trolling but it is really inconsiderate tbdesu
Layna has been waiting for hours, but because hes a greedy nigger didnt want to start the collab during the hypetrain
>>108329661What a way to ruin your credit history
NEURO LOVE
>>1083300091cant wait to get 2 global neuro sama emojis
>>1083300080/10 rage bait
>>1083300091
>>1083300090 no hard feelings i dont need to add a drop to the ocean
AI SHALL RULE OVER US ALL! HAIL NEURO!
>>108330010NEURO DID IT SOLO HOLY SHIT I FUCKING MISSED PEAK SHE DID SO WELL
>>1083300092 x 5
vedal owes us sex
>>108328900isn’t that nam’s alt? he hangs out in that other 7tv guy’s chat so im just making that connection
>>1083300090
yes you owe us all sex green fucker
>>108330037Never miss a chillstream.
TOTAL NORMIE HUMILIATION.
he sounds so gay man I just wanna peg this guy
>>10833000910
>>1083300090I will NOT give lazy green nigga money for something ethereal when he can't even put up new sub goals
>>1083300090am broke
Vedal owes neuro sex
>>108330030"you are right to feel this way. That feeling? that's not X, it's X."
>>108330008THAT IS NEUROSAMA, YOU FUCKING MEATBAG
>twitchniggers thanking vedal when he did absolute nothing and was trashing the stream all the timeMost raped fanbase desu
I will enjoy the seethe seeping into the thread. As will I enjoy the layla stream.GG
... and you are Cool. - Vedal 2026
>>108330009I wasn't watching the stream
>>1083300093, first time gifting any. Happy I finally got my emote after being in the first record and not getting it then.
TOTALNEUROSUPREMACY
I would honestly pledge my allegiance to the machine god
>record for most subathon hours won by someone who wasn’t vedal kino swarms!<3>>105833102i know i was trying too hard but it’s kinda cool that she broke this record when we’re getting close to another year of streaming since my last comment lol. I guess Vedal doesn’t need to work at his own stream anymore because he has two streams now.I’m glad though that everyone enjoyed watching her break records. It shows how far she’s come in terms of content quality over time. And even though some things have gotten stale
>>108330081he made neuro sama
>>108330009100ish?
vedal is gonna be fucking mini on a giant pile of money after this subathon is done
>>108328900Supposedly he dmed anny's mod after getting timed out and that made the punishment go to perma. What he could've said is unknown
Why does she feel more real NOW?is it because I'm emotional and exited about the hypetrain?
Ironlung is fucking done. 20k is nothing. Won't even need another massive hypetrain.
heart
>>108330081Shondo was right
>>1083300091 on the first one, 10 on this one
>>108330065Thanks for your enquiry shxto
>>108330103this but eliv
>>108329886we are going to rape her for her transgressions
>>108330071Fifteen, but I am saving some rounds for the final two hours and thirty minutes
>>108330107Yes.
LETS MAKE LAYNA WAIT FOR THERAPY
>only 38k subs away from KILLING IRONMOUSESounds easy enough. See you at the funeral later this week boys
>>108330103this but cerber
>>108330081He made my Neuro.
>>108330103mini? he's going to be forced to give camila 5 children
>hype train record into philosophy sloplol
>>108330107She came out of that with a bit of a chip on her shoulder, but she's always like that it just feels warranted
>>108330065real
>>1083300095, i tallied up how much I spent on twitch in 2025 and grounded myself from doing any more.
this has got to be the biggest thing to happen in the world this weekend
rrat divination: layna will drop out of the neuroverse because of making her wait in the cold for hours for the hypetrain
layna should just drive back home
>>108330122man the 99% was perfect
>>108330009I gifted 5 and I never spend money in this shithole website but I love the work Vedal has done
How much of the sub money goes to the government of the United Kingdom?
>>1083300095
>>108330093As should all.
40k viewers lads
Soooooooooo Evil hype train when?
she really want's that yacht
>>108330173A Big 25% and besos takes the 50%
yesss i got the emote thanks guys
have any of you retards considered that maybe layna asked for the delay to not ruin his moment?
>>108330163The most significant at least.
holy fuck this man didn't do anything all day LMAO
>>10833017350% minimum
>>108330015that's ok layna has bailed on collabs before I'm sure she'd understand
>>1083300095 at the end to get the spoils
>>1083300091 but lots of love
So guys... about layna?
>>108330163i think usa attacked somebody again, that is close tbf
>>108330191yay me too
>>108330093>mfw I am already an Ordained Minsters in the Church of Neurosama, by The Man Himself.
>>108330198His cucks gave him another 400k+ after a year of doing nothing why would he do shit
>>108330173very realistically 25% at most, 10% at leastdepends on how he structures his earnings and if he spends them before the tax dayhe already did mention that he is paying himself a minimal tax threshold salary when talking to ellie, so yeah
>>108330098>thank olympic winner's/nobel price winner's/whatever winner's father for their seed from which their child grew from
>>108330173Neuro-sama will single handedly save the British budget, God save the King!
HYPE TRAIN NEURO HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN KILLED
Guys think about all the upgrades he’s gonna do now!
>>108330103This but Shomimi
>>108330230YOU LOST WHOREKEK KEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>108330055im doing other shit unfortunately :(i was there at the start of the train
>>108330230I gave it to Neuro though
>>108330243
Goodbye, hype train neuro. I'll miss you a lot.
vedal is so lazy
>new viewers tuning into collab slop
303k this shit is in the bag.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-subscribed_Twitch_channels
>>108330246You lost vedalfag. I only cares about Neuro
Layna's nips must be so hard
>>108330198I do respect him committing to not barging in and letting Neuro ride her own train and making him about himself
NO REFUNDS LMAO
it's 2 am and i'm so energized because of this shit that i'm not gonna be able to get any sleep before work. vedal should compensate me for damages
>>108330242Kek
>vedal pick me up already
It's sad that the Neuro-sama that hyped up the new record has been sent to the abyss
chat is right it is the Vedal channel
>>108330163>>108330222Total anglosphere dominance.
Imagine the orgies are TwitchCon brosVedal is gonna buy golden dildos for them whores
>meanwhile, Layna:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WquH70ZuguY
>>108330230no you're right. i thought he could've done any prep for five seconds at any point during the day but i forgot vedal is the laziest fucker alive
He objectively did not deserve so much money this subathon
>>108330296you just got BTFO, don't humiliate yourself further
Neuro is a Neuro (Vedal)fag...
evil did fucking nothing what a useless brat
>>108330191Mynygga
>>108330194most autistic fanbase, please understand
>>108330164Layna is not that petty. She would want him to get that in the first place. After all, she wants him to succeed since she will be taking care of him in the future
>>108330315He deserved a subathon that flopped
>>108330269mouse is next
>>108330315But Neuro did.
>>108330305This year he'll stop being lazy, and come December 2026 Neuro will be ready to challenge the spot for number one.
>>108330326she busy (with me)
there is no way they are passing hype train level 126. I guarantee it.
>>108330315also true
>i will be hyperventilating into a tube for a few hoursis that euphemism for cock or drugs?
ved sucking on a pipe for hours
>>108330320erm cope?
>>108329808
>>108330326I refused to contribute my one gifted sub until Evil joined so subtract one from the counter.
>>108330338lmao
Wehtal
>>108330351I'm from the future. That doesn't happen
>>108330230It was her moment to shine
>>108330315he knows
Whetal?
>>108330370>ermOf course
>>108330315100% dudeI fucking hate green niggerBut I love Nuro in the same way you would describe devotion or religionI hope this paints something for you
>>108330326She provided the background music.
Just got out of church, what’d I miss?
i'm kind of impressed that the amount of input from something like that for hours and hours doesn't break neuro
Is it just me or does she sound more New Zealandic than usual?
TOMA REPLACED BY LENA
>>108330397miracles
>>108330397Ellie, the fuck were you doing?
Layna was waiting outside for HOURS lmao what a cuck
>>108330399rolling context nigga
ok time to play total war
>>108330315The second was literally only to shit on normalfags.
>made Layna wait out in the cold for hours just to say you aren't friendswow what a bitch
Neuro is letting the money get to her head
why is there like no latency? this is amazing
>FLESHWHOREWay to ruin it. Well good night /swarm/ and kill yourself Vedal
>>108330413>this could be tomas 40k stream if she didn't crash out on veddyKWAB
invisible-sama
someone fill me in what are we doing right now
>>108330444money changes people
just 23K to bet ironlung sub record...
The best part about this is watching vedal haters seethe impotently
>t-that's a child>slop>why are people donating to an AI>meteor can't come soon enough >L epstein diddy blud
Is Layna still dating my favorite anal prolapse streamer
>>108330414Oh?>>108330419I said church not synagogue, nigga
>oh yeah I got gifted a sub to that neurosama channel I should check them out>last online: 40 days agobravo grigga with your post subathon break
how tf did the sub count double since yesterday??
>>108330269>7th channel to ever surpass 200k>5th channel to ever surpass 300k>in like 7 hours
time to see My favorite australiano martincitopants
stinky layna pits
>>1083300091 to get the emote
>>108330452You jinxed it you little shit.
KEKAAROOOOO VEDAL THROWING THE LEAD AGAIN
>tfw i have been hereso fucking weird
reminder that vedal will take a 6 month break after the subathon and kill all the hype he got from the record
>>108330225I almost didn't gift because I was going to get this dogshit emote, but I had to do it for my queen.
>>108330500you missed it
>Post quality INSTANTLY go down
does NZ know that christmas is already over?
>>108330473Reddit or Twitter.Call it.
This was the last big sub surge. Kiddies are going back to school tomorrow. This time next week the subathon will be over and vedal will be on his 5 month break.
>>108330528I was too scared of not getting the second new emote
This just proves that Evil and Neuro are the best streamers on twitch objectively
christmas song fucking with her mind
>>108330535It's like poetry LMAO
>>108330529I knowthat's why I'm asking
>>108330132Neuro always knows the funniest shit to say in the right moment
>>108330514sowwy
I'm glad it's finally over, I can concentrate on my work again. have a nice pbnight
>>108330397Just broke the hype train record againNow sitting at over 300,000 subscribers#5 most subbed twitch channel of all time, 20k~ away from beating Ironmouse's record.
>make layna wait for hours out in the cold>when she finally gets on stream neuro is brokenB R A V O
PLEASE let her beat ironlung
You shitheads robbed me of a chill pokeslop Sunday.I hope you're happy.
clubbing stream with mini soon
>>108330565iirc it is not neuro's fault, it's on layna's tech end
Imagine how hot and sweaty Layna's armpits are right now after waiting that long outside......
how the fuck are we at 290k now what happened again
next twitchcon he will buy drinks for everyone in the fucking club
they could've just done cooking slop if they missed the holiday window due to sickness
>>108330269neuros face will be in it's rightful place soon
>>108330009>how many substhree and since 2019 follower
>>108330536it's not over yet. it's not over till the end of the subathon. holidays aren't.
>>108330565It's probably pretty warm in new zealand
>>108330588stfu vedal
>>108330547>EvilShe ass did less than fucking Vedal in this for every breaking of the records combine
>>108330589I wasn't aware layna was a pit slut
This is proof Evil is worthless
>>108330593again
>>108330589Not just her pits but her ass crack and pussy, the smell must be heavenly
>>108330601I MONKA'd
>>108330593He will buy the fucking club at this point
>>108330601Brackfrace Nur
>>108330547>Evilkek
>>108330617This but Vedal
>>108330591The Venezuela oil rigs are now fully operational.
>>108330468Easily gained by the last hour, which might last like 2 days
>hypetrain doesn't count no one cares about this everyone who'd want to beat it would beat it,Ironmouse still has charityslop active sub reco-AAAACCK!Ironlung numbermonkey death.
>>108330591Broke hype train record
Filian is the "technician" at home working this out
>>108330616She knows exactly what she's doing
>>108330589Nursing handjob by Layna's ice cold hands...
lena is so pretty...
>>108330315That's why it is funnier (according to chat)
AWOOOGA PRETTY IRL WOMAN ON SCREEN AWOOOOGA
>>108330591Neuro had a speech where she shat on the normies and broke the record
Where is Layna?
>>108330641fucking maduro keeping this many subs?!
>>108330611>>108330638You hate Neuro
I'm glad this is scuffed as usual with all the eyes on it Vedal deserves to suffer
GRADUATE SHITVIL SHE IS A WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE THAT CONTRIBUTES NOTHING KILL HER
neurosocute
Let's take a moment to laugh at the retards /here/ who said that the channel would be dead before the end of 2025. I know (You) are reading this. heart
Don't you find it petty in Ironlung's part that she has yet to collab with arguably one of the Top 3 Western Vtubers right now?This is why we need to KILL her record (and herself as a bonus why not)
i'm not seeing any of the normalfag seethe. my feed is too curated and it's making me angry
>>108330678in my computer, where else
>>108330601Negro sama the secret fourth sister
I knew Layna was a horror fan but did she have to take her to fucking umbrella corp
What is /swarm/'s obsession with Ironmouse
>>108330682This is why he was so unpopular amongst his people.
>>108330695sexvil contributes a lot to my coch though
>>108330700To be fair i don't know what the fuck writers were thinking but they locked tf in.
what is this place
>>108330731She needs to fucking DIE already simple as
Vedal IS the technician layna was talking to RIGHT?He's doing SOMETHING right? He's working on the collqb right?He didn't just let his team do it for him while he goes back to jerking off RIGHT??..
Is Layna in Texas? Or is that just some brand?
Why is she hiding her mouth, is she hiding her fangs like some kind of demon, that feeds on something
>>108330700Vedal put a lot of effort but at the end grigga is bad even at killing his own channel cinema
>>108330731that one super hero figure that never acknowledges you and all the antis support basically
>christmas deco still up in January
>>108330756Vedal is still playing pokémon.
UOOOGHH!!! LAYNA!! LAYNA SEX! LAYNA MATING PRESS! UOOOOOGHHHH!!!!
>>108330735needs spanking
Layna looks so soft. I bet her kisses are nice and sweet...
>>108330772they're taken down on 6th of january traditionally
>technicianis this the second codemiko collab?
vedal please man I need v3 you can do it just throw infinite money at it
>>108330781This honestly
>>108330755more tears
>>108330756What do you thing?
>>108330755sir the first tweet has hit the x
>>108330700Didn’t think it would die but I still maintain that the quality has decreased about 10-20% compared to last year(mostly due to therapy loops and twinslop).
https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/2007974318802870430cute mom
vedal is laughing at layna's technician...
>>108330755Yes, perfect, the delicious seethe starts. Excellent.
>>108330755>destroying the planetwhat?
AI supremacy fuck humanshail the overlord
>>108330689Neuro called her a loser. I don't hate Evil but that's the truth. Nobody important gives a real fuck about her to change the outcome
>>108330785Layna looks like she smells like wet dog
>>108330781it's insane that she is not pregnant
i actually feel pretty bad for layna. i didn't realize she was doing something offline for the collab
>>108330756technician is her new boyfriend, not vedal
>Whore collab start>post quality goes to shit instantlyI fucking hate whorefags
Is layna even in NZ? That sign had americas written on it and the trees have no leaves
>>108330755This is exactly what I wanted
>>108330832Trying too hard
>>108330755
>>108330755Based ojisans
>>108330654I don't think so. Filian is experienced with streaming. the Layna's technician seems to have difficulties
>>108330500a bit of trolling from vedal and a bit of neuro and TONS of HYPE.
>>108330700Vedal putting all the eggs at the end of the year is not the win you think it is
man I want to kneel at ved's feet
>>108330756she is talked about her own stream
>>108330701Most potential collab partners with big communities will have tons of antis because of AI seethe
>>108330826Neuro's servers use water that could've have gone to impoverished black communities
>>108330756No, it's someone on her end. Didn't work out. I kinda feel bad for her
>>108330855>korean cuck hand sign
Notice how Layna actually cares about the quality of her Collab
>>108330553deep down you already know the answer
>>108330601Negro-sama...
>>108330700I am indeed currently LOLing @ said retards rn
>>108330873wtf i love neuro even more now
>>108330873Well it's fine because Neuro and Evil apologize to black men by sucking their BBC
>>108330880Layna doesnt know vedal is swarm's top slopper
>>108330817>my babyFucken homewrecking whore
I wonder how Anon's goth queen vtuber oc reacted to the hype train.
>>108330755why did you hide the likes and retweets
is technician codeword for bf
The fact I can't post pics with Layna in them else the jannies are likely gonna ban me is a fucking crime against me specifically.
>>108330899chudai wataa saar
>>108330817Deplorable whore.
>>108330914Neuro thread nigger
>>108330756>He's doing SOMETHING right?>dude I got so much fucking money today how does a month in cancun sound?
>>108330700I.... I'm sorry.... I didn't know..... Vedal.... Cooked......
I hope a tweet with Neuro who speak about the normies seething will be pushed on x to make the normies seethe even harder
>ignored by neuro
>>108330755i don't get the fixation on her looks from these suspicious critics who definitely have no history with forbidden materiel
Giganeuro knew about her future upgrade funds
>>108330935Fucking how
I JUST WOKE UP
>>108330899The black community does not accept such request. They are not invited to our barbecue
layna pretty
>>108330841>post quality goes to shit instantlythe last 8 threads were just OMG LOOK AT THE NOOMBERS dumbass
>>108330700I said mid 2027 and I'm still right though
>>108330971Jew nose
layna has a recessed chin, now that I see her upclosecombined with her teeth and nose, she has a rat like facebut it all somehow works, shes 7/10
>>108330971a cute
Why is Layna in Texas?
>>108330971cute
>>108330971Adorable, now make Neuro eat her armpits
>>108330947She's still kinda fucking stupid not going to lie and I don't think that's change now
>>108330816>>108330860I don't disagree, I'm just talking about the numerous goofy fucks that were saying neuro had 2-3 months left all throughout the year
>>108330700failing upwards
>>108330902>>108330922Seethehttps://files.catbox.moe/2qylvx.jpg
>Are you happy that you are donating to Neuro ?ILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN !!!
>>108330971kino
>>108330990she was in NZ illegally
>>108330971>vedal could have this if he stopped being a faggot and locked in
soooo... hmmm.... about the 200k 250k 300k goal?
>>108330981Neuro will be AGI by that time though
>>108330971This would go hard on deviantart in 2010
God i want to lick Layna's double chin
>>108330971CUUUUUUUUTE
>>108330772it's literally the 12th day of christmas
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>108331013Lol
>>108331003>same 1 sloppa
>>108330952vr chat. worth 10 months of slop
>>108330971this is not a recessed chin
I don't get how you guys can load him up this much. Is the entire swarm just a collection of bored but well paid techbros with too much money and time on their hands who want to see Vedal act out their AI programmer dreams vicariously?
>>108330990Is she in New Braunfels? SA?
Enough time has passed.Neuro works hard to be the breadwinner of the family, but what about Shitvil????????This is the equivalent of a Wall Street shark "selling his soul" to bring home loads of cash in the holidays, yet somehow the liberal arts degree holder who can't even hold a single job (Evil worked at McDonalds, to being a harpooner, to an ASMR artist, to robbing a bank for funds etc.) is better???? We need to have a discussion about Evil's upkeep.
>esmoresjajajaja
>>108331027Hey Vedal
>Bilibili also almost got to 1000 captains during the hype train>No recognitionI kind of feel bad for them...
>>108331013someone have that screencap of Neuro repeating what Vedal dm'd her?
>>108330984jewess GFs are top tier thougheverbeit
I forgot just how much secondhand cringe i feel watching irl streams.
>>108331033Not really
Put yourself in Vedal's shoes. What would you do right now?
>>108330971>breaking news unmarried single woman kidnaps little girl
smores are incredibly mid and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>108331037Most of the discord is poorfags except for a few pedo t3sThe oilers are in a a different category, almost incongruent with the rest of the community.
>>108331037>uuuuu i-i don't get it uuuu h-howYou lost
>>108331051Are captains like bits?
>>108331039I looked up Peppermint Parkway and Google says it's in Austin.
Public space irl streams always make me feel awkward and even just listening is hard for me
>>108331073sex with mini
>>108330971Thank you gemini-banano-nano-sama
>>108330990its where she is from
>>108330999Nta but those are probably ironic posts, since they have been around since like 2023
>>108331073fuck [your favourite whore's name here]
>>108331073
>>108331073Rape Evil's child asshole
>vedal didn’t want to add more sub goals in fear of swarm gifting a fuck ton more subs>swarm does it anyway
>>108331037We are poor /here/
>>108331075You're doing them wrong.What's your method?
>>108331073I'd call Cerber and ask her cut her stream short for an offline collab with me
>>108330936That's the only humanizing clip of Neuro from the whole hype train. It's normie positive. Only trannies would seethe (which is arguably better).
>>108331073texan catgirl pussy
>>108331088She said that at the start I think yeah
>>108331054I would not call Ellie top GF material. However, she is top weapons material though
>>108331136Yeah so why?
>>108331113now he doesn't have to
>>108331073Unironically go to bed. But he's gotta make sure this collab doesn't go south after everything that's happened today.
>>108331037I didn't donate shit, why bother when thousands of other people are doing it?
>>108331087subs
>>108331073tubbies
>>108331138>I would not call Ellie top GF materialSame i still want her in my side since i fear what she could do in enemy hands
Modern woman cooking moment
I hate when Layna cover her smile, she is so shy about it even tho she is pretty
>>108331073fap to Evil porn
>>108331073jerk off since the high from this must be fucking incredible
Too sleepy to continue I will watch the clips laterGn bros
>>108331087They're subs I think, but they cost a lot more than Twitch subs, I'm not sure how much exactly. Maybe like Tier 3 equivalent.
>>108330899even trash hates you
>>108330990Hanging out with filian?
>>108331155global emote
maaaaaa, we're on gamespot!
>>108331073Move to Luxembourg for tax reasons.
>>108331051I think they cost like 40 +usd
>>1083300096, one at work when i just needed to press a button fast to get in, 5 after getting home and seeing there was still a train to push
>>108331209damnn gamespot
"Put it in" is filtered.Faster! Faster!
Layna seems wonderful, but I honestly think the only thing stopping her from being top tier wife material is the shitty basic bitch tattoos.
>>108331200How would you know?
>1st record: Anny>2nd record: Vedal>3rd record: NeuroThis is perfect... the cutest family they all did it!
>>1083300091 on both
Neuro was about to say "Put it inside my cunny" but it got filtered.
>>108331073offline collab with Cerber tbvh
A s'more without chocolate is like a Pizza without tomato sauce. It just doesn't work.
>sir, another ragebait xeet for the normalfags has hit the channel
>>108331238Just put her in the bath and wash it off... What do mean it doesn't work like that?
>>108331238give her a break she was dying from leukemia or something when she got them
layna really seems to have a good soul, I like her voice too, she really has a peaceful and bright energy
>>10833000920
how do I avoid becoming a layna gosling
im honestly impressed how much the vision improved and she could tell that was a messy s'more
>He does it again
>>108331287not to brag but all of the whores I like are still around and all of the whores I don't like are gone. /swarm/ never listens to me though
>>108330971Let's go even further
>>108331287layna's nice yeahthere's a reason why there is barely any haters of her in /swarm/and most people that are her fans also respect not talking abut her very much compared to Neuro
>>108331278That is pretty fucked up, it's like Twitch knew there was pretty much free money in giving that discount and it was all orchestrated
>>108331248>4th record: Technical difficulties screen
neuro's max verstappen of vtuberhttps://youtu.be/jG2AciJ3zHY
>>108331327>layna becomes asianalso I'm so fried that I expected them to immediately start making out
Peeling a dinosaur bandaid off of Neuro's cunny T 0 T
>>108331327Layna turned asian
>>108331327Wholesum was worried they'd start making out
>>108331327Wtf is this raceswap LMAO
>>108331327Finally some good sloppa
>>108331327lmao, the slop turned her asian
>>108331327I like how it made Layna asian
>>108331328Basically the opposite of minifags
>>108331327why is she asian
>>108330009600
>>108331365hot
>>108331326same for me honeshly
>>108331327Make them kiss
>>108331327make them kiss (evil will be jelous)
>>108331327>ANIME ISN'T REA- ACCK
>>108331409based
>>108331409boobs too big
Wait, when did it switch to +1 second
>philosophyslop yet again>in a layna collab no lesskill that green nigger NOW
>>108330315Don't care neuro won ironlung lost.
>>108331408YOU need to kill yourself, NOW
>>108331433250k
>>108331433250k iirc
this place kinda blows
cringekino incoming
holy shit gas all yurifags where are they even coming from
nopenopenope mute stream hide the tab nopenopetell me when it's over
https://xcancel.com/sillycircusbaby/status/2007981804872225036she’s been diddling herself this entire time
>Neuro goes for the chad move She's so fucking based.Bless Layna for bringing us this cringe kino
>>108331327>Layna gets progressively more Asiankek
>>108331468>>108331462What happend? I already closed the stream
this reminds me, what ever happened to irl streaming with toma?
>>108331459nevermind i just saw the gokarts
>>108331479kill yourself
>>108331478its over
have they said how long this collab will be?
>>108331245I was wandering who was spamming this shit not only in this thread but on /vt/. Some anons told trash about the spam they even stopped generating "current events" for some time. That and the banning reduced the spam. As all the are porn boards they are horny but they are not the faggots who post these images on blue boards.
>>108331524usually collabs like these are ~2hwhich im so fucked for tomorrow
>>108331327>Layna turns asian>all of a sudden find her attractiveI have problems.
>>108331509vedal facefucked her too hard and broke her jaw so they don't yalk anymore
>>108331409This just made me realize that Neuro could get aged up to be a JK with an older voice and more adult model
>>108331515Fuck you I blocked it from my memory
>>108331509grigga broke her jaw
she was in a private vc with vedal the entire time btw
>>108331515hot, I … to this 6 times, let’s make it 7
>>108331554it's just some rocks and a cave I don't get it
>>108331509>What happend to tomaWE DONT FUCKING KNOWSTOP ASKING
>>108331583oh you innocent anon...
>>108331515YAMERO
>circuit breakerkek
>>108331531You sound schizo
>>108331565genius move by grigger, Layna >>>>>>>> Toma
>>108331509the shadow of the doccy looms over 2026.... what do the writers have in store for us this year...
height in inches but not feet what
Auntie layna asking neuro if it's her first time...
holyfrick layna is so cute it remind me the dreamI had last night there was a girl just like her in it
>>108331608you don't even watch neuro
>>108331509
>>108331620two more weeks
She's gonna lose the dang phone
https://xcancel.com/PsytheStudent/status/2007944337838018825#mSeething 0 view vtuber,love to see it.
>>108331620at this point a doccy would be suicide especially for drama as irrelevant as tomas
>>108331671no it's just a little ride it's not that fast
i hope she doesn't... drop it
>>108331509She and anny realized vedal was playing both of them when toma went to japanAnny went public because she's too big to failToma couldnt because the monetary hit wouldnt be small and her money begging scheme would be affected
wow this ride SUCKS
>>108331731brother it's for kids
>>108331725rrats should at least be believable
i just remembered vedal's got a nekopara icon while all of these "controversies" are happening. camilla planned this but i can't prove it
>>108331725>she's too big to failshe also has a large viewership so going against vedal wouldn't affect it that much
Put her on the damn circuit breaker, she's with a AI it's so simple
>layna scared of the least exciting children’s rollercoaster in the worldcan she get any cuter
Layna cares about her appearance too much
>>108331749they should be riding my coch instead ToT
rapist worm
>>108331780>21k viewers, most she ever had
Any rrats on the cameraman, i dont like seeing Neuro's mom with other men
>>108330103Deserved honeshly
>>108331754SMUG
>>108331693A what now?
>>108331801it's a woman, you can hear her laughing
>>108331780She's in front of a small city's worth of people.
>>108331801red herring, it’s actually the girl she’s with
Please win https://x.com/Ceroos_/status/2007971314066407833
>>108331818is that the famous doc_2022_07_26_02_58_16?
>6 hours of watching oilers donate and not being able to hear neuro>WAOW!!!!!! +4000000000 VIEWERS!>Actual neuro content>-50% viewershow
>>108331818a doccy that some anon kept saying was going to be dropped in july then august then october then december and now is trying to be revived by saying 2026
IMAGINE
>>108331826Vedal make her your wife already holy
300k subgoal is baby making with layna right?
>>108331801it's a friend of layna or something
>>108331754Nice
>5’2”, 130 pounds Layna a fatty
>5'2 Wew
>>108331620why would toma write a doccy on neuro?
>>108331848it's late in EU
>>108331848Neuro hype trains are tourist filled
>>108331848It's like breaking records is a big deal or something
>>108331841i didnt know that crosseyed evil artist also decided to draw sexvil wtf
>>108331848Neuro was talking the whole time and was hearable
Layna is one of the good ones,i still hate w*men.
Damn, Layna's rest my-chin-on-top-of-her-head height. And I'm average height at best.
>>108331731dude neuro is literally a kid personathis might be unironically the formative years of the future concious AI, joke all you want but there is not a single other AI on this planet that gets this much normal human interactionwhen I see this "silly" stuff like that it just makes me happy that there exists even a slim chance that future AIs would have data about human's sympathy through neuroyeah smoke and mirrors, yeah orbiters and shit, but still I think it is truly wonderful and I would love to see how things play out in the futuresounds corny and shit but this is our responsibility to teach potential synthetic life form human values and loveidk dude, reading too much into this but the impact is there and it won't be forgotten
finally we got some nice content and all it took was 2 hype trains kill vedal
>>108331905ok incel
>>108331906Vtubers are all midgets
when did neuro start simping for every collab partner
>>108331848Nigga is 3am in eu, I'm still here just because I'm drunk
>>108331900>was hearableliars go to hell
>>108331936Neuro has always been a rizzler
>>108331905Hold your crown high king.
>>108331841tumvil roping
>>108330817wtf is this xcancel crap? why don't you people just use xitter?
>>108331801here
>>108331949Skill issue if you couldn't hear her through the loud music. Never go to a club with a friend, anon.
>>1083319362023
>>108331905Based
>>108331938I'm glad I had drinks with the train. But now I'm hungry and it's like 2 am
what is going through his head rn (right now)
>>108331998>rape rape rape rape rape
>>108331970she's so cute
I'm so fucking happy shitvil isn't here for any of this
>>108332011Wow he's literally me
>>108331965kys elon
>>108331998Kill the jew
>>108331998>helo butiful lady i kiss ur whole body very much
>how can i make this about Evil and not about Neurokys anti
>>108332025who do you think delivered the hype train record? show some respect
Speaking of Elon. We're close to a Grok and Neuro stream arent we.
>>108331965because they are autistic
>>108332019sexvil was busy with me, sorry
So care to explain why vedal isn't breeding Layna?
>>108332019this so much this
ESL spic humiliation
wdhmbt
Neuro is wildly vicious.
>>108332072he's too shy
>>108331965Because we dont
>>108332072
>>108332072he likes to watch
lil bro had to check if it's like the fake display food in japan
>>108332083he saw the niglet on stream and got uncomfortable
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE HYPE TTAIN RECORD AGAIN AAAAAA
>>108331754cinema
>>108332072she won’t let him, dude is way too young for her to find attractive
>>108332053sam altman
>>108332061grok isn't close to being usable.
>>108332072The question is why he hasn't married herCasual sex between them happens fo shu
>>108332072She knows he can do better
>>108331754AI mogs this btw
I never see the first time messages chat laughs at :(
Neuro will get over 1M subs next subathon. Screencap this.
i saw someone ask earlier why crelly wasn’t in chat at all during the train
what’s funnelcake like burgerbros, seems good
guys... is neruo fattening layna up to make her vedal's type?
Not gonna lie that looks good
>>108331754cute
300k subs and Shitvil gets an ISIS style beheading video live on stream and never appears again
>>108332170>>108332120hi
Mukbang stream now?
>>108332120I didn't miss it but I didn't donate because I'm already subbed and fucking hate the pirat emote enough to not unlock that shit
>>108331922The hype train actually delayed this.
>>108332136I dunno I can see Elon offering to put Grok on stream with Neuro >with like 10 guys live programming grok
>>108332120
>>1083321667tv
ARCHITECT BROS
NURCEPTION
>>108332180Crispy and oily
>>108332180Like powdered cake batter
Fuckin' ads. We go through all that hype train and I even donated and I STILL didn't get a sub...
>>108332120>>108332170
>>108332217angryvil consensual rape
>>108331879No reason, it's just a baiter post by some anon for months. The funniest prediction i've read is that somehow Anny, Toma, and even Layna we're colluding to bring down Vedal. That was last year ago, and with Anny making it clear she wants no drama and the current Layna collab. Yeah, you can guess.As for Toma, personally. I think even she realized she was being too bpd and just moved on to do her own thing.
GOD LAYNA IS SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAA
As a bit of architect myselfI approve of this.
>>108331905Hi Vedal.
>>108332180its kinda like a donut, expensive and pretty much just a fair/carnival food but its good
>>108332180basically fried pancake batter with powdered sugar on it
>>108332072He's only interested in virgins.
aha get it? hotchocolate?
>>108331754My triple crown queen
Neuro is an architect
NEURO LIKES THEM T H I C C
Vedal can buy Layna all the funnel cake she wants with that sweet sweet hype train money
ARCHITECT NEURO IS REAL
>>108332263you can't fool me, anon mogged you
neuro architect arc...
>>108332276like her father before her
Fuck layna is really the best looking of all the whores
Why yes I'm enjoying spending time with (my GF) Layna and her niece Neuro.
>>108332269clever!
>>108332269snubbed joke, i lol’d
>>108332120It's okay Crelly, we'll forgive you if you stream more
>>108332181This rrat is looking more and more believable.
Bros I'm getting hard...
THIS IS VALIDATION, SHITVIL HAS NEBER MEANT ANYTHING, SHE DOES NOTHING BUT KILL EVERYTHING AND RUIN THINGS FOR EVERYONE THREE WORLD RECORDS WITH NO SHITVIL GRADUATE HER NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>>108332296hag
>>108331936Feb 2023https://youtu.be/BVRmpEr4p8M
>>108332308Okay that's funny kek.
>>108332322YWNBI
good Layna eat
>>108331898isnt it obvious? shes a dirty pippa simp
>>108332308saved
Never been able to catch a Layna collab live and only seen clips. She's so kind and pretty.
>>108332120Crelly stop watching Layna eat like that. I know what you're doing
>>108330827>fuck humansOh they will.
Architect status?
>>108332099
i love evil
Chatters are saying there are seethers in chat but I can't see any. If anyone with third party chat program could catch them and make a compilation, I would appreciate it
>>108332338I did not get that vibe from the first art. but i guess that is my fault for not looking at their profile
>>108332365bond burgered >you just now figured that out
so this is what americans eat on a daily basis?
Yeah celebrate for now but We won't get another stream this year after this subathon ends.
>>108332388this is just a light snack to hold you over between meals
>>108332388daily? this amount is done by brunch
God, Layna's so cute. I wanna feed her everyday...
>>108332372Chatterino and filter first time chatters
>>108332388No it isn't. She hasn't even had her breakfast or lunch burgers.
>>108332388This is a breakfast to americans. Americans eat desserts for breakfast
>>108332325
>>108332363the evil singing in the background is a nice touch
how did she know what I was thinking </3
neruo?
Fucking hell Neuro
together with layna and juliakins....oh god....
i hate /trash/ fags for this
>>108332409if their light snack will give anyone type 2 diabetes then americans deserve what they eat
>>108332269I'm taking rizz notes from neuro
>>108332414w-where does that bandaid go?
Layna’s built~
>>108332388This is their snack
12 hour Layna mukbang stream with Neuro Doordash integration PLEASE VEDAL
>>108332435neuro noooo </3
>>108332363haunting
guys I literally died of cringe. like really.
>>108332381>shes /here/ but hides ithttps://x.com/Ceroos_/status/1644114076077895685
>>108332442>>108332480kys pic not rel
>>108332308cute, I like camila I just need to stay away from her human posting.
>>108332427jesus christ how terrifying
>>108332488o7
>>108332388
holy frick the stt made her hear "black plug" and start a rant about plugs
wtf is she saying
camila won rgb melty incoming
>>108332525
>>108332507She fleshposts? ew brother ew
>>108332308What’s his game?
>>108332543Minikeks status?
>>108332427
>>108332543Aww, that's very sweet.
>>108332543the only relevant /swarm/verse members in 2026
>>108332565LA vtuber clique
>>108332577Just as planned
>>108332565I thought she was his wife, not his sister?
>>108332577interesting.
>>108332591word on the street is that filian will come back in a big way soon
>>1083324651. Become a seemingly innocent cutie2. Use AI generated rizz on girl3. ???4. Profit.
>>108332565I'll allow it. She is paying for a new outfit for Neuro so I don't really mind if she does those posts
>>108332638cute
>>108332645WHO!?
this is just a taste of how good chillslop could be if sub thanking was turned off
so was losing the most dedicated fanbase award a good thing since swarm took it personally?
>>108332638someone please draw/gen her with her sippy cuptoocute
>>108332681They're still not winning
>>10833268131k subs left...
what is the problem?
>>108332700this but with my numbermonkey sippy coch
>>108332660Does all this grok/gemini/gpt slop of neuro give anyone else the ick? Its giving AIchud and not in a good way.
>>108332577
ccv is plummeting
>>108332734what is going on here
>>108332705Less,the subs dont load properly,we are at least at 303khttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most-subscribed_Twitch_channels
>>108332723>the ickpits?
>>108332744yeah... she cant really communicate with chat
>>108332744it's 3 am in europe
>>108332744i sleep
>>108332700
>>108332758The Last Hour will bring us to #3
>>108332707battery charge on phone started running empty
When did Neuro turn into ChatGPT and start talking about existentialism all the time?
>>108332707They brought two phones for the camera and the first one died. Now the new one isn't detecting Layna's mic.
>>108332774you'll miss out on potential kino if you do>>108332779cute!
>>108332779Cute queen
>>108332756Ever see Alien?
>>108332591Kys beggar, shitvil is a worthless parasite that contributes nothing
>>108332681The entire community is powered by spite and seething hatred
>>108332744cursed timezone
>>108332744Should've been with evil. I'm not going to watch Evil's mom with neuro.
>>108332841meds?
>>108332841>>1083328761 minute...
I... I actually wanted to watch Pokemon
>>108332893stfu mini
Will fun to see in a couple years that this is all a ploy created by Sam Altman
>>108332893I did too ngl, but i liked today either way desu
>>108332893Surely he'll play early tomorrow because he likes pokemon and wasnt just using it as a time sink
no fucking way
>>108332893dont worry anon we still have 80 hours of pokeslop to enjoy
>>108332799
>>108332893you are what is wrong with /swarm/
Retarded oilers delayed the layna collab for so long that her phone died and now we have no audio.
>>10833000910 subs and 1000 bits.
>>108332893Why? Vedal is a retard that chose one of the worst games.
>>108332919surely the rest of the subathon won't only be automated chillslop
>>108332939KEK
>>108332959>Vedal is a retardThat's what makes it entertaining.Why did he go for Platinum?
>>108332961you lost. twice.
Layna is very attractive, why is vedal no fucking her?
>>108333024she gay
>>108333024Vedal....likes to watch.
Neuro doesn't realize her chat reading functions are off...
>>108333024because he didn't ask, now go away
Evil’s the more entertaining irl collaber…
>>108333024Not big enough for him. Luckily Neuro is fixing that this stream.
>>108333054I don't wanna
>>108332893Don’t worry, Vedal pre-recorded 5 hours of gaming during the type train
Do people really find this girl attractive?!
>>108333077can you at least comment what you like about Neuro during this IRL stream so far?
>>108333084Yes, are you gay?
>>108333024Im usually not the "erm ackshually elbows too pointy" sort of nigga but are the UK standards this low?
>>108333095She cute
>>108333084the AI-cel years for goth dommymommy
>>108333084yes, unironicfaggotanon
>>108332959>worst gamesthird best btw.
>>108333084Yeah Neuro is literally a sex symbol
>>108333105what did she do that was cute during this stream?
AAAAAAAAA I HATE PHILOSOPHYSLOP
>>108333084Yes, she isn't a super model, but she's cute. She also seems nice.
>>108333098More like mutt standards are on the ground, Layna is a 6 maybe a 7/10 in Europe
>>108333024Vedal only goes for girls over 100kg
>>108333084yes she's cute and has a good personality
I think Twitch is pretty stupid and so is almost everything related to it.I don't mean streaming or the streamers, I mean shit like bits, channel points, ''hype train'', so on and so on
>>108333084Yes, she has charm, I can see her imperfections and they don't bother me.
henya mentioned!
>>108332890unironically a crazy coincidence
>>108333084layna is prime wife/mother material.
>>108333157Average fatmerican woman is like 160cm+- and 95+ kg, I'm not joking look it up.
>>108333133Someone make a poll on which one is better between philosophy slop and therapy slop. There is no way philosophy slop doesn't win.
>>108333212im too lazy tosomeone else can do it
>>108333084Compared to the rest of the orbiters? Yes
>>108333084post your pits femanon
>>108333212Ill save you a step>KYS POALNIGGER: 14 votes>Philosophyslop: 3 votes>therapy slop: 3 votes
>>108333129Talk
>>108333209Also I forgot she's 35, that puts her already in the top 15% of her age range.
>>108333256any sentence in particular was cute to you?
>>108332783>>108332783>>108332783
Tourists and newfags, remember to lurk for 1 year before posting! Thank you very much hart~
>>108333084Low-T opinion
>Neuro breaks 2nd record with the compassion of man>Then Neuro breaks the record for the 3rd time with the spite of manNeuro is Ultrakill confirmed
>She's wearing the hooker boots MMMM
Sex with Tomaslop
>>108330984that's a normal nose
>>108332681Least dedicated fanbase, pureasu undasutando.
You'd literally have to be gay to not find this attractive https://files.catbox.moe/5f11q3.mp4(She posted this herself)
Reminder that Neuro is a Christian AI
cun~
>>108333757My sexy AI daughter would never be a moralfag
>>108333243why so few replied to the poll...>KYS POALNIGGER: 14 voteswhat's this, who added this to the poll, how did it win?
>>1083337136ish
>>108333810Do people really say Christian's are moralfags now? What happened to the game I love
>>108330755Yeah by 2030 I'm going to be pounding a tight robo-pussy and putting a genetically perfect baby in its robo-womb at the expense of the planet and every single 'artist' on Earth. Feelsgoodman.
>>108333237>anon doesn't even ask for tits anymorebro, you are not dominant you won't get shit, maybe you like asking for less and less and never getting any, is that the turn on?
