This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!Schedule: Lumi is back!https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2006753065467359683/photo/1Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8 https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumiYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumiTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumiTwitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikanekohttps://gofile.io/d/KGXbJthttps://gofile.io/d/votdVzhttps://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvgSPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumishttps://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4Come listen to her best Christmas songshttps://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU Previous Thread:>>108159167
dropped dead after she finished playing my winter car did she play anything else after it
>>108342019She tried Finnish Army Sim, it wasn't that funny, good or interesting. I think the News channel on the TV and eating the 'ueh' Spagbowl were the only things that gave her a genuine chuckle.
I appreciated how she didn't get into excessive try hard mode playing car game. I feel like enjoying that one is a good eyeball test but nothing makes a stream more fun than a streamer enjoying themselves.
>>108340650her back stars scare and confuse me. how far in do they go? do they hurt? is it like removing a block or are they non-solids? what organs are replaced? it's all so confusing
>>108339620Why would we be scared of a insecure Mexican who power trips and pisses off Lumi and chat all the time? The only reason lumi doesn't get rid of him is the clips he makes of her.
>>108342964Because he gives Lumi the attention she wants?
>>108343413She's not gonna fuck him because he makes clips of her for free, and she's not gonna fuck you if you kill him, infact she's not gonna fuck either of you for any reason ever.
>>108343462what about me
>>108343594I'd fuck me
I’m trying to find an Oshi like pic related. Does Lumi fit the criteria
>>108343939Lumi is the man in that image.
>>108343939>>108343950>1minmaybe I'll just let the thread die
eew a schizo replied to me
>>108343413this you? >>108344488
>>108344515no
>>108340852i like lumi covers, she's a good singer (when she tries)
>>108343939I don’t understand what’s this supposed to mean? Lumi finds very little value in male virginity, and actively mocks her viewers for waiting for the “one” or for marriage. I don’t think she would be heartbroken if she about a guy not being a virgin.
>>108343939No. This is a male fantasy.
lumi RAPE
>>108345898Doesn’t Lumi like male fantasies?
Everything she's ever said about her mother's behaviour lines up with my own mom, same with dad. But for some reason I can instinctually feel her disdain for me when even though we've never interacted. Bad way to live. What hobbies do you guys have that you've picked up as an adult? I need to get out.
>>108340650Fyren's cocksleeve, cuck thread
>>108346503I picked up reading again. Its a good substitute for vtubers imo
I love lumi. I just do
tardwife lives!https://www.youtube.com/live/dwtkRi1XoeY
>>108347933proofs?
>>108340650whore
holy shit lumi is fucking hilarious when she isn't playing the role of the tard and passive aggressively making fun of chat for being stupid. too bad she hated the game or got frustrated with us for assuming she was retarded or at chat for being retarded. that was a good stream
right on her tits. nice.
>>108343462>she's not gonna fuck you if you kill himWhat if she pays me instead?
>>108352204Why would she do that.
>>108344515That was brutal...
>>108344515Complete and utter annihilation.
Why does Lumi hate sensitive young men?
Lumi is live and she hates the rain!https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>108354706I know you're baiting but my tism compels me to state it.She's sassy as hell and needs that back and forth. The sensitive young man would be the proverbial buzzkill in this scenario. He should've asked for clio's hand in marriage instead of lumi.
>>108343462I think most obviously see her looking to fuck/date/whatever either Pupi, Xal or Xyn after she graduates.Or playing is safe and just finding someone through her obviously social friends like most people do these days.
>>108356342she's already married
>>108354706Lumi says she hates nice guys. She doesn't like it for some reason. Don't know if its due to her parents' teaching methods or if its due to boys during highschool
>>108354706She wants an Alpha male, but also someone that’s subservient to her.
this really isnt fucking rocket science guys>>108356342pathetic cuck. >>108356644no but less pathetic.>>108356653she hates inauthenticity. no one is authentically nice when first meeting someone. it isnt possible. you dont know enough to have reason to act like they are special. she presumes bullshit. it's part of being terrified by things BECAUSE they want to hurt her.>>108358085she wants someone who will recongize her as an equal. not as a simp. not as a callpus retard. an earned realization of equal. that way it is safe for her to surrender without fear of abuse of power or powerlesaness to protect
>>108358339>she wants someone who will recongize her as an equalAnon, she will never see any man her equal.
>>108359503nope. of course not. she will recognize a man who himself recognizes an equal.
lumi owes me a guerilla because I miss her
>>108343939But isn't Lumi a cuckquean?
>>108363153damn Pupi you almost had it this time
>>108366101Man, looking at how some mothers treat their daughters during their teens' years. I'm glad Starmom worse crime was belittling and hitting Lumi.
>>108364374I love her
>>108364374She's such a dork
>>108356342>think most obviously see her looking to fuck/date/whatever either Pupi, Xal or Xyn after she graduates.Why would Lumk date man children who orbit around her and pick on her like she's there older sister? She already has a little brother who did that all her life she doesn't need one that takes care of her kid who's 30+>>108358339>she wants someone who will recongize her as an equal.This. She still wants to be treated like a princess sometimes, but she's not going to respect a simp who worships her and has no life besides watching/bullying her.
>>108370761>She still wants to be treated like a princess sometimesShe doesn't want to be an equal, she wants to be pampered.
There's a common trend among normies now not knowing how to deal with social friction and uncertainty (which would technically qualify them as nerds and autists) and they would rather outsource it to someone more competent and put together
>>108371089>outsourcing to someone more competent and put togetherthat is generally a sound policy, but what fo you mean in this context? professionally like how say phase has managers to tard wrangle basic shit like communicating if and when you are showing up to an event or in their personal lives? I am not sure how you could really do that in the personal case
>>108371732No it means instead of being socially competent or nice you outsource the competence and niceness to the other person to make up for your failings. It's like someone being stunlocked by the other person being cringe or weird instead of just moving on.
>>108371041pampering is a give and take in any relationship. it's a function of where you like to be pampered and where you don't mind or even enjoy pampering. it can be skewed but it isn't binary.for instance, there is no way I will be the one cooking in any relationship but I will consider myself an utter failure as a human being if I ever let someone I care about worry about paying the bills. not because money is that important or whatever, it's just an instinctive preference. it may always look like pampering when you have sandwhich in your hands and a warm mouth on your dick. the reality feels like torture when you aren't contributing in turn.
>>108371750oh. that's isn't being submissive with someone who makes you feel safe (in the positive case) or unironic retardation (in pretty much every other case). I can't imagine how that could be sustainable in any case other than the former.
>>108371964It's how most people act in my experience and it causes a bunch of unnecessary conflict and drama, mainly because we're not around other people 12h a day anymore we've regressed socially to be a little autistic.
>>108371986do you work in a field dominated by spergs it hasn't gotten quite that bad in my personal experience.although I am certainly not arguing. there is an observable shift in a fundamental attitudes in favor of social laziness. covid accelerated and drew attention to it, but it was already well underway at the civilizational level.of course, every transition where trying goes from mandatory to optional requires shifting the burden to the competent. which means means victim blaming and the inevitable and unreasonable expansion of the expectation of patience and understanding as noblesse oblige for the genuine efforts of the awkward into somethig absurd.might I ask what prompted the initial observation?
>>108372419I was trying to figure out why normies were getting worse and worse socially and one day it clicked when I reversed the argument
>>108372480reasoning backwards is the key to many a puzzle
Lumi should give us a concrete explanation of how she goons. I have needs.
>>108373541Lumi hates gooning.
>>108370761I don't get it, I barely ever see these people in her chat. And some of the regulars that she's talked about that have their lives together (apparently) are pretty active start to finish.
>>108374697>I don't get it, I barely ever see these people in her chatBecause they've all slid into her DMs instead. If you're in chat you're a pathetic loser begging for scraps of attention with all the other pathetic losers.
>>108374727Every few weeks, I write something that makes her laugh or turns into a whole convo. It makes the other times worth it. I'm not trading that for dry DMs
>>108374727>begging for scraps of attentionthis is some pretty pathetic projection. >>108374697I imagine it is a combination of people who have nothing going on and second monitor people who are lucky enough for their days to be mostly emails and phone calls. for now.
>>108343939Lumi would be disgusted by a virgin dude
>>108376321this. even girls with a virgin fetish don't respect it. they get off to how pathetic it is. it's one of the few fetishes men and women experience similarly but even then theirs is meaner. even at my worst I was getting off to the power not so I could laugh about it.
https://www.youtube.com/live/WYZ2d6GI3NQTardwife on in thirty. I hope she wears her cute new outfit with the thing. I know it kills her but her willingness to do it anyways makes me so protective
she's love bombing us for being bitchy yesterday. I want to rub my face in her fur. this works
Just straight up begging for money, huh?
>>108377675it was a bit dude. if she wants money she can just imply it and her rent will materialize in as few streams as propriety will allow. she doesn't need to lean on a wide armed cash grab
>>108377586personally im tired of it
only retards think she is retarded. even if they pretend otherwise
>>108379174I think we are forcrd to grudgingly concede that she is sufficiently talented to be entertaining with any content she enjoys. anything performative is tedious. anything she really wants to do is noticed. I'm not sure how we could already day she wore this bit out but even if we could, it's appropriate for as long as it is enjoyed, no?
>spanking the worms out of lumi's brainlumi is a fucking real one for this. nothing is a bigger buzz kill than a loved one's fear. nothing is stopping you from being pragmatic and clever; but nothing can be enjoyed until that fear is addressed. that usually relegates the thrill of demeaning acts of violence to casual and meaningless encounters. good on her for finding a way for the fun to advance the cause of the neccessary.
>>108377675She’s always been like this.
>>108382134if she wanted your money, you would be broke.
>>108374697The people who were mentioned are unemployed or working off of Patreon money
>>108382880With how many gift subs I give her? I am broken.
>>108384496You actually gift her subs?
the selfish part of me doesnt like giving subs because she streams during euro hours and euro chatters do autistic shit like draw attention to an edgy joke instead of just laughing and similarly retarded moves.
She won't do pupmi because it tutrns her on too much.
>>108385393Yea, don't all the gumis do?
>>108343939So what’s the series name? I want to read more works of female cucks.
>>108388695I think you may be right. I have become aware of more than one fetish thanks to her "complaints" and I am not a prude. her unprompted denial is pretty much sufficient to establish a rebuttable presumption at this point. especially after that chat about head pats and aftercare got her engine so revved up. that hot mic was adorable.
>>108388695I thought she hated pupmi because it was too submissive even for her
Well, what will you do with this smug maid?
>>108393265I don't think this is incompatible with the statement you are replying to
if I was a woman I would have gotten bored and wandered off too, but this is the only time we can hang out like normal people.
>>108395304the cause of science is greater than any man and requires sending the cat thing to the lab.
So why won’t Lumi’s parents join her stream like other parents?
>>108396359They'd dox her immediately by going by her irl first name, she invited her brother to come on stream but he doesn't want to it seems. I think he's aware of the schizos
>>108396359Much like >>108396412Starmom and Stardad have zero tact whatsoever and will either dox themselves or Lumi if they got on stream. Which, knowing how dangerous gumis are, is a pretty bad thing to do.As for Starbro? He's an unironic Gumi but has to deal with all the schizos who insist Lumi is fucking him or something, not to mention all the other gumis who lust after Lumi. Kind of depressing when you think about it. Also, he would probably talk about Jelly on stream, and it would ruin /pcg/
>>108396359Lumi's mom will give her a spanking on stream and while it would be good for us and Lumi she doesnt want that to happen.
>>108397175>starbro is an unironic gumisource?>gumis are dangerousall they have ever done is act like autistic schizos. I would be deeply disappointed if Lumi hard doxed herself for any reason but you say that like something has ever happened
>Lumi squeezing your hand and making tiny noises while you gently but firmly sodomize herCould you do it? Assume it feels twice as good as you imagined and her eyes are watering but she is holding it together.
>>108397955>source?Lumi said it. Says that he does watches her stream sometimes>all they have ever done is act like autistic schizos.Yeah because unlike other talents or other chuubas, nobody knows the real Lumi
>>108398375that's still supposition. chances are they are just as useless and ineffective at messing with people in real life as the other fanbases are. an excess of caution is always justified, the way you said it made it sound like something happened. she is terrified enough of life as it is without anons in the schizo thread implying the presence of a specific and credible threat. be nice. retardation would be preferable to her reality.
>>108340650Save me white girl... save me...
>>108398088>Could you do it?Lumi hates anal
>>108399243I've never met a girl who enjoys anal but that isn't exactly material. not in the traditional sense at least.
>>108398375>Lumi said it.Lumi says lots of things. Remember when she says her parents love her?
apparently the wholesome desire to make lumi into a mom was newsworthy.
>>108399870Nothing wholesome about ruining Lumi with rape, anon.
>>108399870stop giving her graduation ideas
>>108358339>he's never met a genuinely nice person grim
>>108400772That's the funny part, Lumi has meet several nice guys, her own father and brother are genuinely nice people, but she's stuck in the 19050's mindset that men should be stoic and emotionally repressed. Anything less than that and they're effeminate.
>>108400274stop projecting. both the rape and the absurd thag belief some coward could ever ruin her with his dick
>>108400772it's superficial niceness. real nice people do things. if anything they are more likely to call you a dumb bitch than not because they're duty bound to do something. in fact, saying the mean thing is in itself an act of kindness when you are a hot girl who is outright afraid of sex. it means you aren't trting to leverage your way into anything because you have disqualified yourself off the bat. even as meta it can't really be exploited because even if you were doing that on purpose you would also be creating emotional distance for yourself by being mean. the only major fuck up in applied character judgement I have seen her make was going from understanding that into letting some room temp retards convince her being mean was a degredation fetish.
>>108397955>all they have ever done is act like autistic schizos. I would be deeply disappointed if Lumi hard doxed herself for any reason but you say that like something has ever happenedLumi is super paranoid as is. She will never dox herself. As for the gumis, the ones who are super obsessed need help. I watch other vtubers and I never seen a obsessed breed like the gumis besides the star knights.
>>108401890Read the post chain anon. Starmom and Stardad would dox Lumi if they show up on stream because they don’t understand the dangers of streaming.
>>108400274You're a fag if you think raping foids isn't wholesome
>>108404857
>>108401890I know what you are doing. I also know that anyone sufficiently familiar with youtube fandoms to make a comparative assessment isn't going to get far by doing it.
>>108404902Cute
what's her families fucking problem
>>108408573dude I.. I can't. this is so sad.
lumi is going to make me cry
Just found out lumi also defended coalburners like Elfin, what a cunt.
>>108409183Unlike you, Lumi doesn’t believe every anti lies.
>>108409183you're an incel turned faggot
>>108409218>>108409239Go suck off fyren.
Lemon yappinghttps://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi hates Japanese twitter and japanese in general
>>108408573>They didn't gift Lumi a christmas gift after all the gifts she gave themLumi should have taken starbro when he was young and cut off contact with her parents
>Lumis joints now crack whenever she stretches. She’s old
Here's the clip of Lumi shitting on nyogtheeldritchgentleman for questioning herhttps://files.catbox.moe/f7rowo.mp4
>>108409722Who pissed in her protein coffee this morning?
Here's the clip of Lumi realizing her parents didn't gift her anything after going all out on them. https://files.catbox.moe/cslmal.mp4
>>108410107Is that because she's 30 now? Her parents are one of those weird parents?