>your oshi is now your new room matehow fucked are you?
>>108356764me? nothing. Her? well...
>>108356764I own my house. This would imply she'd be renting a room.I don't think it'd work. Streaming at random times would annoy a day job worker like me. Same for me playing video games online potentially causing noise over her work.I'd need to get a bigger place than 2LDK.
>>108356764https://files.catbox.moe/g4lhfv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ovtn7t.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/s82nv5.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/enhs82.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/dcxssv.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/lqwxjl.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/89e0hn.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/h3m2r3.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/at6q5t.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/y2mvrw.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/6zvzz5.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/fcyszb.mp4
>>108356764>Berry CrepeShe drank my Coke Zero and keeps giggling.
I don't have an oshi so I'm good.
>>108356764Would be fun
>>108361383Chud gang rise up.
>>108361421I'd make her play games and stop the Reddit reacts.
>>108356764She keeps leaving her toys out and the house is covered in dirty panties
>>108356764Why does Fubu have the best ass in all of Hololive bros.... how many more gallons must she take from me?
>>108361512Based me too.
>>108362181All of them
Sex with Friend!
>anon stop we're just friends
>>108362467Now we're Friends with benefits!
>you guys are so mean. please don't do this
>>108362465IMPREGNATE FRIEND!
>>108362619Me on the left!
>>108362676Oh I would love to
>>108362724same. i would fill her ass completely full of my semen
>>108362715>>108362724>>108362766All normal reactions when anon is exposed to Shirakami Fubuki - the ultimate semen demon, friend.
>>108356764Lucky for you, I'm a fox girl lover
>>108356764>your oshi is now your new room mate>Gigi MurinOh god...
>>108356764>how fucked are you?Gaping, if it is Towa~
well we have similar living habits i think, so it would be fine. however RIP my walls
>>108356764She is lazy af, so i would have to do 80% of the chores, she cant cook so i would have to cook 90% of the time.She is quick to get into misunderstandings, so we will end fighting or arguing over dumb shit.She hates me so anything sex related is out of question.I say pretty much
>>108356764Constant anal
>>108356764She's constantly noisily streaming at random hours of the the nigh, bringing guys over to fuck and never cleans, while I can do nothing but seethe and cannot afford to leave because she pays 70% of the rent
>>108356764Fubuass...
>>108356764If I have my own house, can I just give her her own room or does she have to primarily live in mine?
>>108356764Sell all of their used feminine hygiene products online. If they find out and ask why the return address for the used tampons is the same as our home address I'll just I don't know why and it must be a coincidence
>>108356764https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9m8PMPhfmo
>>108360986That's my friend!
>>108356764Kronii? Likes to nap, 50/50 doomer or manic happy Kronii?Yeah, I think im gonna get along just fine
>>108356764spankings if she misbehaves
>>108356764Knowing how much of a pushover I am, I would probably end up cooking her meals and cleaning up after her like a parent while she gaslights her chat into thinking I'm a girl who is just too shy to show up on stream.
>Act normally for about five minutes>Talk about how I've always wanted to be a father >Be coy and bring up how you think the two of us would have cute kids>You did move in with me for a reason, right?
>>108378786...Kanata is that you?
you come home and she's waiting for you like this, what would you do?
>>108381193*Unzips dick*
>>108356764She keeps peeing on the toilet seat because of her morning wood. Other than that its pretty chill.
>>108381193Sigh, put her to bed and clean up the vomit
>>108360986Do you have these on speed dial or something?
>>108382201Most feminine holo, I guess.
>>108382627I think he has a copy pasta on hand which is pretty based
>>108382891We should call him Fubukischizo, but he really isn't being schizo about it.
How fucked am I?
>>108356764very fucked
Oh...
Korone and I will have boxing matches every night and then throw Pokémon trading cards at each other during the day.
>>108356764>my kamioshinot really, but I lose all my privacy because she sleeps like two hours per day>my littlesister-wife-oshipicrel all the time
>>108356764Unironically nothing changes.
>>108356764it wouldn't be easy, she can barely take care of herself, but it would be nice to finally help her out
Why is everyone's oshi here a fucking failure of a human being?
>>108356764sniffypuss
>>108391496because being a shut-in who lives on shit like delivery food and energy drinks is almost a requirement for being a top-tier vtuber
>>108360986I need the source or a name and also more
>>108386660someone's gotta wash the goon blanket
