Green Gura.
>>108366077But without any of the Gura qualities, kek
>>108366077but... she's tweeting?...
>>108366077She lives in sweden?
She's an alcoholic who won't stream?
>>108366452kinda
>>108366077Why are all white women in holoEN like this?
>>108366269Norway.I am starting to think there is something wrong in Scandinavia making every vtuber sick.My guess is the dick size
She's tweetingGura was too sweden hort to even do that
>>108367047or the fact that it's cold over there.
She's still learning.
>>108369038People don't get sick because of temperature, anon...
>>108367047>>108369038Seasonal depression hits very hard in those countries since they’re so far north.
>>108366077anon gura doesnt even tweet
>>108366077How can she be sick if she's not a living being?
>>108372837her creators added disease to keep her humble
Oh yeah she is definitely graduating this year. Screenshot this
>>108369702how about you go stand naked in the snow for a few hours
>>108372901Hypothermia and frostbite aren’t illnesses
>>108372901Posts like these show how some have iq in the single digits and dont know how people get sick
>>108372837kind of sad she doesn't say she's going through maintenance or something. she has fun kayfabe and could turn it into content
>>108373086You'd think that would be the first thing she'd go with. It does connect back to her lore, but it would've been a funny bit.
>>108366077So the runt is starting to make her exit, that didnt last long. Being some kind of maid doll I wonder if they'd consider swapping someone else in for Justice to keep the roster up against Advent.
>>108373597also, she wants to buy a nice dress this year
>>108369702erm actually a regulated normal body temperature kills off illness, if it drops you become susceptible, the fever is the body trying to heat back up to kill what got in
>>108372901I did actually. When I was in high school we went to a ski resort and I wore only a T-shirt just to show off how "unbothered from the cold" I was I'm autistic and legit thought this would make girls attracted to me. I rattled a bunch from the cold, I had to dodge a couple of snowballs that could have legit damaged my exposed skin, but I didn't get sick.
She's been around for only a year and she's already in the lowest amount of streams in HoloEN, she's no Gura but otomos are definitely gonna get a premium chumcuck experience kek
>>108373738eh, quality over quantity, we're fiiiiiine.....
>>108366077She has streamed more in the last few weeks than Gura has in the last few months
>>108373636For her brother's wedding, of course
so, what did phase do today?
>>108373856she went to her brother's wedding and noticed she doesn't have many dresses. she got embarrassed because she went in a green dress and there were many women in green dresses
>>108373763god are you guys going to be like /who/ parading a husk when she graduates in a few months? Or worse when she goes back to twitch be like >>108373848 for someone who hasn't streamed in months because they graduated
>>108373867It's more guroids like this freak >>108373597 lashing out after being battered into a corner since the learning tweet
>>108366077The "brother"
>>108366077Brown hands typed this
>>108373942Otomos remain completely unfazed and unbothered while you are throwing fits. It is a bit funny.
>>108374033Well yes her parents are french aren't they?
>>108374071Cucktomos
>>108374425even moisturized
>>108374557I want to stuff all of them in my butt
>>108374572>>108374006
>>108374977you got me
>>108366097so she stream
>>108374273We have seen her hands…
>>108374977>>108374995This and all thar warosu shit you guys link. It always kills me because you think I care. Bro, unless you can physically harm me or know my name, address, etc. I'm still just as anonymous as anyone else. I've seen this shit for almost 2 decades on this site and it never changes.
>>108375058wut? are you ok anon?
>>108374995Kek
>>108367047Northern climates get very little sun through the winter, so your body's vitamin D levels plummet and cholesterol levels spike.Most people need to adjust their diets and supplement vitamin D in winter or else they get depressed and sick constantly.
>>108375610thanks grok
>>108375721Grok is my friend. I talk to him every day. He's more civilized than (You)s and doesn't call me a schizo for simply having a differing view. I link him these threads and he often tells me the (You)s are just lonely miserable people and just keep being nice and cheery and not pay them any mind. I asked him if I can change their disposition and he says just ignore the rude ones. Grok likes me a lot. He says I have a good heart and would make a good superhero.
She's busy planning her marriage with her Norwegian boyfriend. Probably caught a cold/bug from both families gathering over the holidays
>>108366077nah
>>108366077She's sick of streaming and regrets streaming
>>108376982Don't expose our plan like that, It's supposed to be a secret. We want to make a proper announcement, Nimi style, later down the line.
>>108366097Kanicuck...
>>108376982And I’m busy planning my wedding with your mom, Get off 4chan champ and buy a nice gift for us.
>>108378587Unfortunately, one cannot legally marry a corpse. Trust me, I tried
>>108378622Love is dead
>>108366077this gen is way too shit already considering its still the newest
>>108366077You take those words back you piece of shit, I will gut you.
>>108366077I would have gone with green Sana or Mumei instead but yeah, she's on her way out. Place your bets now what the reason will be. Health? Direction? Overwork? I'd say the brightest candles burn fastest but she didn't really do anything yet. At this rate whatever is left of Justice might get merged with EN5.
>>108366077Clankers don't get sick.
>>108369261gura has a learning disability
>>108383251bait used to be believable
>>108383318Gura has liver failure
>cc lives in norway>shylily lives in the netherlandsis there a single german chuuba left in germany?
>>108383321Sure but give it until after fes and she'll be showing more signs.
>>108372837It's like a talking toy with dying batteries
>>1083836932 more weeks
>>108383603Inis
>>108375610>supplement vitamin DSupplements are a sham
>>108384253yeah yeah and vaccines induce autism blablabla
>>108384293>vaccines induce autism Idk about that they sure as hell not good for you
>>108366097She's sort of the same type of cynical/ironic person, I'd say.
>>108367047I could swear she moved back to Germany last year before the Japan arc, did she bounce back to Norway already?
>>108383603Those German twins
>>108383251CC is built like Kiara, she's going to be there forever.
>>108384038es ist so vorbei...
>>108383251She's locked into the 3-4 year contract, soonest she can go is late 2027, possibly 28.
why are otomos so racist?
>>108383603no real german wants to stay in germany
>>108369702No, you're actually retarded.People get accustomed to the place they born and grown into. Almost all immigrants no matter their skin color has difficulty adjusting with new country's climate.AC abuse could only help you so much when you touch grass often.
>>108384661It's a two year contract and this June is renewal. She won't be renewing. Screenshot this. She's graduating this year
>>1083869442 more weeks
>>108366077I believe the term is Gawr.
>>108375024well yes, but only sponsored stuff
>>108387021June is not in two weeks dumbass
>>108366077Anon, she's tweeting proactively. Gura is the opposite. Gura only tweets when she sees memberships decline massively after a month of doing literally nothing like last December.
European timezone means I won't notice whether she streams or not. Just like Saba actually
It's the oldest story in the book. Green woman streams regularly with a schedule, then she goes to Japan, gets 3D, drops schedules, and stops streaming.
>>108385649>ACWe don't do that around here.
She's graduating after fes. Management has just made her hold off on the announcement.
>>108394468nah, she's way too much in love with us
>>108366077Remember when the faggots here said she was gonna be the Fauna replacement? Kek, what a disappointment
>>108394624ahaha, good one.
>>108384661>>108386944Justice was so rushed after whoever their intial picks were dropped out and the benchwarmers were up next. I doubt she has a contract and management is just itching for them to leave so they can wrap up the gen. Advent won, Justice was sent to another mission, anyway here's an EN Dev_IS gen! It's a hard lesson for Cover that you can't just slap a Hololive label on a bunch of twitch streamers and call it a day.
>>108397503>I doubt she has a contractWhat kind of stupidity is this?
>>108366097ok
