Personally I'm a simple man, I just want someone who's a good singer and has a cute speaking voice
some more nijisisters
>>108432838Cute voices are good, but clear speaking voices are my jam. That's why Nerissa is my pick of Advent. But yes, good singing should go without saying.
>>108432867It makes perfect sense, even though I personally prefer loli types and holo is lacking in that department, hopefully we're getting at least one in the next gen, even though I'm scared she will sound fake (ex. high pitched anime dub)
Does it really matter?You will take whatever slop they offer you and will praise it as the gen to save Hololive just to drop them over a minor inconvenience yet again.Then you will whine that EN6 can't come soon enough.Meanwhile, the very girls you will praise (for a while) are already out there. If you knew them, you would shit on them.It's always the same.
>>108432838Stay away from males thats all im asking
>>108432931Yeah, the last two gens sucked ass except for fuwamoco (they're unique enough for me to say they don't suck at least), yet they somehow get praised
>>108432838I don't want it at all. Any additions to their rosters would be a fools gamble. Better to dedicate resources to nurture and grow their current talents. The market is already oversaturated. Quality > quantity.
>>108433239That's the issue. Quality is quite low in the current roster.
>>108432838I am a Holo Dancer connoisseur and I like my Holomems who does sexy dancing when they go 3D.
Only Asians. Japanese Asians. Abgs if you will
>>108433269Heh, I don't know about this one.Asians don't have the star quality, whites do. Look at all the popular ENs, they're all white, all the asians are either boring or anything they do looks forced.
>>108433455>whites do. Look at all the popular ENs, they're all whiteYeah and they're also the laziest grifters who all graduated, retard.
>>108433470Having the star quality comes with a few flaws, I guess, but if you find the right one she'll break the bank
>>108433616Nah that ain't it. Can't cure white woman laziness. Its so common that its basically a standard amongst white women vtubers nowadays.That's why I agree with that dude >>108433269Asians good.
>>108433674Gura, Fauna, Calli, and Fuwamoco made more money than all of the remaining talents combined. It's just facts.
>>108432838I basically want a child.
>>108432838>>108432867>>108433728Here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/a6mu00.mp4
>>108433708Its not about the money anon. Its about not getting rid of the same white woman lazy grift meta that nearly crippled Hololive EN. The last thing HoloEN needs is another gen full of people like that. That's why that dude in the op reply chain is correct, prioritize english-speaking Asians/Japanese/Koreans instead of white western women.
>>108433737(me) *Its about getting rid of*
>>108433674>white woman lazinessNerissa's streaming hours exceed half of the JP roster btw
>>108433737You sound like a coping asian femanon who knows her limits
>>108433772Now compare that to Biboo, FuwaMoco, Kronii, IRyS, Bae.
>>1084328385 member group
>>108433775And you sound like a westoid who desperately wants another lazy white woman to get into Hololive.
>>108432838Vtubers who actually know the vtuber culture and not newfag grifters who ruin the atmosphere the company had back in EN 1
>>108433790Lazy white women are what the west craves.
>>108433814Vtuber culture has changed.
>>108433821Then the West is doomed.
>>108433838Unironically blaming the west indie culture… I miss old vtubing
A hard worker with room to grow.
>>108433781Fuwamoco are white retard
>>108433733Shes great but it wouldn’t work. FWMC have an audience because they’re in on the act with the viewer. Everyone knows it’s kayfabe and two hags having fun with childish shit. Cookie is the real fucking deal. A literal womanchild who’s not pretending and that would creep western viewers out.
>>108432838Komachi Panko and Nina Saotome, and they must give them respectively a loli and a mommy model.
>>108433950We don’t want cuck connect in hololive, bro
>>108433959>we
>>108433926How many of the EN graduates are white western women? And how many are asians?
>>108433959Panko would unironically thrive in hololive though
I want an overly panicky unmedicated anxiety elemental that struggles to do basic tasks
>>108434008 (me)And OP literally described her
I want someone dedicated to competitive games. Like being a crack in fps games. Not necessarily Apex. More like Rivals, Cod, BF etc. Also a horror Crack. Someone that obsessively could talk about Horror games for hours. That they get really hyped for games like Parasite Mutant or getting the Silent Hill 1 Remake.
>>108434017We already got Bae, adding another can’t help.
>>108434008This is true, I meant generally speaking. But I feel like panko would be fine
>>108434083>I want someone dedicated to competitive games. Like being a crack in fps games. Not necessarily Apex. More like Rivals, Cod, BF etc.Gotcha. One Korean Valorant streamer coming right up!
>>108432931Pretty much, yeah. Half of Gen3 was forgotten about, and Gen4 was ignored entirely until Gigi started forcing zoomer brainrot memeshit.Gen5 would probably arrive without anyone even realizing it.
>>108432838More league players
>>108432838>"What if Fuwamoco... but three girls?">"Genius, then we can get away with only three channels this generation!"
>>108432914Hard agree, not enough cunny rep in Holo these days, and Bibbo is kind of grating to listen to
>>108434017Gura graduated, anonchama
>>108432838We have enough singers.I want more milfs with ara voice.I want more tomboys.I want more tanned-skinned models.
Anyone who can bring the same group energy to the branch as Gigi or has the drive to try and put togethet bigger collabs for EN like Kiara and Mori. If you can do that, I don't care what retarded shit you do in your own streams, you'll be a good addition.
>>108432838a hardcore gfe stream monster preferably not loli because we already have Biboo
>>108432838At least one cool chick that streams during EU hours.
Kanna YanagiYae YugiriMint2 others idk, but those three should be the backbone for a good gen
Elia Stellaria.
Horror, GFE, holostar collaber, who calls me her good boy and femdoms the shit out of the stars with a mean tone. I said what I said.
>>108432838I think there's at least a 50% chance that Mint gets absorbed into Hololive. Now graduation and redebut. Just a straight up transfer.
>>108432838do a gen/branch that's explicitly not idol and focused on actually streaming and get 2/3 of /pxl/ there
A gen of streamers. Zero (0) singers. Those have been the worst hires. If they can just provide a gen of girls that actually enjoy streaming that would be a passing grade.I'd really prefer if they just hired a bunch of ESL JP girls though.
>>108432914Hololive needs a kyojiri loli. Loli pears are absolute sex.
>>108434955She’s focused on her ex-Vshojo group densetsu and has stated that she doesn’t want to work for a Japanese company again. She’s doing well as an indie and has had multiple concert and convention appearances. I could have seen any of the three girls in densetsu as holo members but it won’t happen.
FEMDOM MOMFEMDOM MOM
>>108435061>A gen of streamers. Zero (0) singers.Then watch liggers? Are you those kind of retards that goes to a McDonald's and get triggered bc they don't have pizza? Fucking kek
>>108435237I've tried indies and I've gotten burned multiple times. I don't have time to search through thousands of indies.
>>1084328384 women that actually want the job and will actually produce content, be it streams, music, or anything elsepersonally I would like at least one more focused on competitive gaming, I like hearing someone that is good at what they do. alternatively, someone like onolumi that can play old or weird games and enjoy them without tuning out and just talking to the chat. I think cc tried to do that for like 2 weeks (the factorio streams and such) and then gave up. I'm not even asking for "guy games" like paradox slopand at least one with a high-energy voice like gigi or dokibird
>>108435061>I'd really prefer if they just hired a bunch of ESL JP girls though.no you wouldn't. you have no idea what you are asking for. you say you don't like liggers, but the japanese side of hololive has more in common with english speaking indies than with the holoen branch, it's a completely different vibe
>>108432838super meche
>>108435323Valid point, then fuck off.
>>108435368>play old or weird gamesThat just won't work with the perms system that holo has.
>>108434306Normally, unikeks deserve the rope, but honestly? I also sincerely hope we can get a hardcore GFE chuuba on EN5, a Rushia level of parasocial if possible. So these fuckers can gravitate towards her and stop deluding themselves about the others being GFE.
OnolumiAmiya AranhaTomor UmariPeople who actually like streaming video gamesWe're just gonna get more Funimation waste runoff and niji rejects though
>>108435613>niji rejectsThat's impossible, Niji doesn't reject anyone; the sloppier, the better.
Pick five random bitches but impose in the contract a mandatory 9-5 streaming shift.
>>108432914Every odd numbered en gen has a loli
Biboo with a softer voice. If they can't get that don't even do another gen.
>>108435613Haven't checked the others but I don't think Amiya enjoys what she does. I tried to watch her deus ex and morrowind series and in both cases she got audibly bored after the first few hours. I don't know if edibles are legal where she lives, but at least for those two series she sounded like she was on THC.
>>108434017They tried
>>108435775Biboo is the only loli in holo EN and her voice is grating
>>108432838I want a black one.
>>108435918not their fault that she got tricked by the lowest iq groomer in the scene
>>108435086>I could have seen any of the three girls in densetsu as holo membersMint is the only good one, the other two are trash and you can see that reflected in their numbers. They got so much eyes on them and weren't able to capitalize on it. Sure Hololive would make them popular by default but that doesn't make them or anyone good enough to be part of a new gen.
>>108435955me too. and there are good (presumably) black indies. there was one on twitch, it was long ago and she didn't archive the vods so I can't remember her name, but she had some really entertaining neo scavenger playthroughs. the model was an anthropomorphic snail girl that she rigged herself
>>108432838I've only ever watched one twitch indie I chanced upon. I normally avoid twitch and everything on it.Pros: >stupid voice that's as endearing as it is irritating. Subaru-like in that it became more endearing the longer I heard it. Now I kinda like it. Almost.>creative: designed and rigged her own original model (I think)>Belgian or some other indeterminate euro: gives Cece someone to talk to in French and Kiara someone to bully/take care of.>Can sing; has original songs>Actual holofan and weeb; not just a grifter - big point>Clever in some ways, retarded in others therein lies the entertainment valueCons:>voice (see above)>has react slop segments, but they're entertaining without them>homocollabed: I saw her in a group collab with some literalwho guys along with some girl she's friends with, she stayed mostly quiet the whole time though. Don't think she seeks these out regularly I think she has a programmer day job so I dunno if someone like that would want to go for the holoIdol route.Tl;dr I think she's cute and bullyable and as pure as you're gonna get. Compared with all the over-sexed jello rigged grifters that seem to make up 90% of indies I see, that's a seemingly rare thing. Her new model is ass tho imo.
>>108435953That has nothing to do with what I said
1) someone who is not a menhara2) someone who plays the character well3) someone who streams4) someone who has a friendly/soft personality5) someone with decent singing, not expecting nerissa/irys level but atleast loves singing 6) CGDCT7) someone who works hard and is genuine8) someone who wants to pursue the idol pathAll of these requirements for 1 talent.
>>108432838Cover is my oshi, so I want EN5 to be people who will make tons of money for the company
>>108432838I want at least 4 Biboos, or 2 Biboos and 2 Kaelas.I'll make it my mission to hate on every new girl who doesn't want to stream.
>>108436218I think Fraiki would be monstrously popular in Hololive but the window of opportunity to get her is closing. She can sing, program, speak multiple languages, is going to debut a 3D model she made herself in a few days, edits all her own videos, is great at editing clips of herself that pop off, and is starting to get noticed and invited to stuff by big streamers. And she does all this while working a full time job. Her CCV has been steadily inclining, so I don't know if she'd go for it or not.
>>108437293>I think Fraiki would be monstrously popular in Hololive Pretty much. As ideal material as you're gonna get. I think she'd do really well and wouldn't waste the opportunity. But the gloss around being a Holo has tarnished a little and everyone is now well aware of what dealing with a nip corpo is like. Whether she wants that tradeoff hard enough, I don't know. Dunno if she has ever talked about applying, but I kinda hope she does. Better her than so much other detritus.
>>108435849That's because those games are shit and she has taste
>>108432838Panko, but she likely hasn't applied
>>108432838>DESIGN-WISE/OUFITS/AESTHETICSJust show that you still give a shit and not given up >CONTENT-WISEIf para-socialism and/or chuuni shit isn't your product then I don't care, I want immersion >MEMBERSHIP REWARDS and MERCHIll buy sexy/fetishy/chuuni wallpapers and merch. I don't care for anything else, scratch that, I would buy a mug, but dont to that weird IRyS mug that had spikes on it
>>108432838Rosemi
>>108432838i'm fine with them being cute and that's it, as long there's no latinas all good
>>108435514the good thing is that the perms thing is self-imposed and they can change it whenever they want, for example they could use it only for japanese publishers, or have a blacklist rather than a whitelist
>>108438472(me)someone that actually knows her shit about anime/manga/VNs would be great, like an actual Otaku and not just some surface level casual
>>108432838You're not alone anon, that's all I want too, and a loli if possible (I know it's hard to find lolis who can sing but after fuwamoco I trust in hololive in finding anything really)
>>108433781>Bibooliterally the top>FWMC>>108433926>Kroniiliterally comparable numbers to Nerissa wtf you mean?>IRyS & Baeyou're not even trying cmon anon
LOLIPLEASANT TO LISTEN TO VOICECAN SING
>>108432838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrb-P7OJnQg
>>108432838Tan/brown loliTomboy loliKyojiro loliOverwatch addict loliHardcore otaku loliLoli that can singLoli with a pleasant, nice to listen to voice that likes streaming and will actually stream
>>108434796Cover has better taste than that
My 3view rules, but I don't want her to get picked up by hololive because then I'd have to share. Fuck that. I like well over 75% of my messages being seen and having so many opportunities to make her laugh.
GIRLSWHO FUCKINGSTREAMREGULARLY
>>108433269>>108433455>>108433674>>108433737Ina literally has the lowest stream hours every year and Kronii is close to the bottom.
>>108432838FemVedal with her zzz Fairy AI assistant.A-chan, but Eigo.Better screenwriters who don't write yuri fanfic for every interaction.
I just miss Coyo, man. Watching her collab with Fuwamoco gave me hope
>>108438694Not how it works. The reason they need to ask for perms isn't because of the Japanese publishers, but because of Japanese copyright law.
>>108441518she still streams you know
i’d like to see EN dismantled entirely - fuwamoco can be absorbed into JP but only them
>>108432838Someone actually capable of MC work and controlling the girls in a collab/being a proper centerpiece. HoloEN feels very fragmented and there's no real unifying figure that you can build events around beyond MAYBE Gigi these days? But even then she doesn't exactly have mass appeal. We need an EN Fubuki equivalent bare minimum that can enhance the group rather than just individually interesting people.Ideally we'd get someone like Pomu or Selen who could act as a sort of heart of the group capable of bringing any combination of people together in creative ways, but those kinds of skillsets are rare. Maybe Gigi could work in the future if nobody else steps up, but I think she might still be a bit too niche.
>>108441861You can't bring that senpai energy in at this late stage; it has to come from within. Best chance is Mori or Kiara really take the reins and hard tard wrangle. Only possible exceptions would be, as you identified, legit oldhand vets like Pomu/Selen, and probably only those two since no-one else fits the criteria. Some come-lately inspired by Myth (or, rather, more often than not inspired Myth's monetary success) randoms wouldn't cut it; the others just wouldn't listen to them and nor should they be expected to.
>>108441644not true or else there wouldn't be indie streamers from japan. and even if it was, the only people that care about japanese law are japanese publisher so my point stands
>>108439507This isn't singing, this is biboo level
>>108442487>biboo levelthis would mean we get streams, i see no problem
>>108432838a girl that streams as much as beejoe or as much as kaela used to. dont need an entire gen just one person that likes streaming. picking up some random girl off the street would probably be better than the indies that are out there now desu
>>108442624I don't want streams if that means low quality.I'm sorry but there's an infinite amount of girls with a cute voice around, and that's all the beluga is.She's not good at singing and not entertaining either.
>>108432838A cute brat who can sing.
Just redo Council and hire people that aren’t lazy quitters with no work ethic or don’t want to play their roles >Cheerful ditz with huge boobs >Mommy>Haughty smart ass>Demure, must protect, moe girl >Crazy wildcard Don’t hire anyone that seems like they would have been close friends with Gura. Don’t hire any white Americans because they will more than likely give up as soon as they’re faced with adversity. For the love of fucking God don’t hire anyone that’s into zoomer memes, between Gigi and Biboo they have that shit covered.
>>108432838Aradia would be entertaining for multiple reasons
>>108442789just say you have bad taste
>>108440753Ina’s been in Japan for nearly a year working on a Duo Live and an EP and taking singing and dancing lessons, recordings, etc. She’s constantly in the studio. I know I’m explaining this to a tourist but you retards act like she’s just sitting around on her ass like Gura or Ame were.
>>108432838"We" don't have any part in it. Neither is there an "our" or a "comrade". Maybe "I" as an "individual" with "personal liberty and free expression" might have an opinion about Gen 5 EN. Include one ghost spirit (none translucent, just those ghost trails they do like Nimi has), maybe a Russian Matryoshka doll theme one, a sound wave theme one with light magic that does lots of ASMR, your mom, aaaaaand, a baseball hero girl. Fuck yeah.
>>108432838>>108432914>>108433728>>108433814>>108434352>>108435848>>108438698>>108439138>>108439934>>108442898
>>108443142I'd cum in Panko baby so hard ToT
>>1084328381 )Metal Head2) Southern Belle3) Vampirate4) Retro gamer5) Obligatory artist.
>>108433708>Fuwamoco are White and not AsiansWhose hands typed this?
>>108443142uooooOOOOGH
>>108440707>Ayame streamed more than MarineWhat are these numbers? Marine doesn't stream?
>>108432838More girls like FWMC and BibooLess ERB and Shiori
>>108443135Why do "you" as in "individual" tongue my anus, though?
>>108443379I agree with this, fuck off creatives
>>108443416Because I eat the WHOLE ass
>>108436218Add yab-free/no-drama to the pros. Whenever I peruse the indiesphere it's nothing but petty bitchy drama when you scratch the surface. The events of last year proved that it goes all the way up from the 2 views to the chart toppers. Rotten all the way through.
Dianko Lastrea.
>>108433932There a much simpler explanation. Cookie's brand is everything and she isn't going to give it up for a fresh new IP in a corpo
>>108443533>Eastern EuropeLol. Lmao
>>108440707>left sideEN is such a useless branch holy fuck, they really need to hire better woman or just abandon it. As things stand right now i probably would follow Biboo should she ever quit and never look at hololive again.
>>108443287Retard, they have openly posted their family tree on their RM
>>108443135I've wanted a yuurei Holo for ages.
>>108432838just dont be a stupid retarded whore and I'll be happy
>>108443108Kiara is also a part of that duolive.
>>108443573Come on, I believe.
>>108443142It's crazy how she checks most of the boxes
>>108441679>>108441518Not only that but it seems like she's doing a lot of the choreography for EN vtubers in Japan. https://www.youtube.com/@suzy0maru
>>108443880Imagine hearing an air raid siren mid stream
>>108443287Non-tourist hands, you fag.
>>108443971She's Polish, not Ukrainian.
>>108444369https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Russian_drone_incursion_into_Poland
>>1084328384 sexy women, 1 loli.
>>108442973Is this pasta or do you type this one up fresh every time someone makes this thread?
>>108435514they already do have perms for a handful of retro games. if they wanted it they could seek it.kiara even played starship titanic that one time
>>108432838someone with a good speaking voice I beg you cover
>>108432838REM Kanashibari and Dr.Nova, save them from shit4mirai like they saved Gigi
>>108447215They're not poaching from the same corpo two times buddy
>>108432838You just described my oshi
>>108446710Monica.
Villain femdommy mommy
>>108432838More Europeans. As long as they're not a Spaniard. I can't stand the Spanish.
>>108432838Only antis want EN5
>>108449439No, I want the whole world to wake the fuck up and go batshit gor vtubers. My little bibaby needs 500m subscribers at least 250m for all the other girls. We should be at EN 7 by now.
>>108432838
>>108449685All whores unironically
Pillowdear is hard working, cute, and has a clean slate with no drama or NSFW. She has no PLs either. She would be perfect
>>108449498I don’t normies ruin everything.
>>108443142Panko is no doubt the full package, but with how EN is stagnating and declining with no real good streamer in any of the current gens, I hardly believe she even auditioned.
>>108451153This desu, Hololive needs an entertaining streamer right now, cute is not enough to keep the boat afloat. They must be good singers, and most importantly funny. Someone with Korone or Miko vibes but a good singer would be perfect and would break bank.
>>108451153i hope she did, she feels out of place in phase
>>108442057I very strongly disagree. All that matters is confidence, competence, and drive. You just need the right girl to focus everybody and delegate the right tasks, or the right person to bring all of that energy together. They don't have to come from within at all and if anything a fresh pair of eyes/hands is probably what's needed right now.
>>108443928oh jesus christ I didn't know, thank you anon ;_;
>>108451125I agree, but I irrationally want her to be so well off she never has to worry about money ever again. All of them.
>>108443287>fuwamoco>asianThey made it.They're so good at passing that even /vt/ believes it.
>>108440707Doesn't laplus stream on twitch? Are those countned properly?
>>108443142>Chud larper>Brown boyfriend Pass
>>108432838batmansuperman kamen rider gokujesus
Easy solid AAA hires from the ex-corpo space: Shee Icho, Tomoe Carminehttps://youtu.be/7WvA4mZBxU4https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcx4GSETK77sie2qR6kxE_6pAjVnKkvK-
>>108455665>make haewon the dicksucker a HoloWhat is Athy even doing now? She dropped off the face of the earth
>>108432838Good stream time for NADoes ASMR regularly on at least a biweekly basisBig boobsIs positive and talks about stuff they like instead of complaining about stuff they dislikeEncourages parasocial fans instead of trying to "improve" themDoesn't lore drop past relationshipsStreams in english and doesn't do a japanese arc
Elia Stellaria can save Hololive
>>108434008Panko by herself would be fine, the problem would be the fans Panko would bring once they find out.
>>108433790This.
>>108432838A sexy loli who has an actually good voice and does ASMR somewhat regularly.
>>108432838An RPG nerd who actually pays attention to the plot unlike Kiara
>>108458289I know someone who is perfect but she’s way too happy where she’s at now.
>>108457865Dude Panko’s streams average around 9-10k views. If she were in Hololive, her views would easily be 10x that on average, depending on how popular she is, but tbf I’m pretty sure she’d quickly turn into one of the most popular EN members. That means her current fanbase would be tiny compared to the overall Hololive audience, so it wouldn’t really matter anyway, especially since her chat would be moving so fast you wouldn’t even be able to see individual messages.
White American female streamers when asked to stream min 1x a month unless they have a medical condition. I feel like nobody will want to hire white american girls for anything.
>>108458760I can already imagine the viral clips if Panko ever gets in.“Holoname broke chat with her unexpected singing skills” kek
>>108432838Lore
>filian hasn't streamed in a monthshe's in
Mommy spankings and to be called a good boy
>>108432838I'd take some of the following>Nene Amano>pillowdear>Roca Rourin>Koa>Poko>REM>Raki>Lazuli>Toffee>Peo>kirispica
>>108432838Athy
>>108451005How's her singing voice?
>>108433737You want to get rid of the white woman lazy grift meta? Stop giving them money. No streams, no membership. Simple as.
>>108451153>>108451651Panko is okay, but shes pretty inconsitent already, imagine if she had to deal with japan and studio arcs, that would just be another no-stream hire after 1 year in.Would be funny tho, i imagine the meltdown would be huge.
>>108455665Kanna is already on her way to onlyfans
>>108460725She's not inconsistent. She had health issues which she fixed now and has been streaming like crazy for the past 5 months. Last stream yesterday.
>>108461015if this is actually true then good for her, might check her out again
>>108432838Tomoe Carmine, ex kawaii production talent.Funny, feminine yet tomboish in some aspects and quite tolerant of internet shitposting. Amazing singer with a wide vocal range and i recommend you check some of her covers since the aforementioned vocal shift of hers adds plenty to them.https://youtube.com/@tomoecarmine
>>108432838I want EN Koyori, and a jRPG gamer, I want her to go through all 10 final fantasy games
>>108433733Fuck, her little singing made my cock tingle
>>108432838I would like a set of "specialized" streamers instead of the usual FotM variety streamers. For example one who streams strategy games, one who streams fighting games, etc.
>>108432838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Bl9-B7JyM
>>108461917>a jRPG gameryeah, Kiara isnt really hitting the spot, no one touched trails in the sky for example
>>108439507>>108462093brother from another mother
>>108460318haven't watched Chromas, but if they are anywhere close to the rest of that list then cover should take most of them if not all
>>108432838i just wantHORSEPUSSYORESPUSSY
>>108462119or samefag
>>108432838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apBLvnzsDqg
>>108462295I dont have another split personality that i dont know of so chances are slim.Was she ever shilled here? I never heard of her before until youtube randomly recommended her
>>108432838Someone who can do ASMR without needing to shove the rain bgm into it
>>108462458She sounds like the original what the fuck
>>108463048Maybe she is the original what the fuck. I don't know why anybody would want to be a what the fuck, though, original or otherwise.
>>108436267You are describing Triggerphish (who hololive needs)
>>1084328385 black girls
>>108463400Why do you want to do irreparable hard to hololive's credit rating?
>>108460318I can tell the people shilling nene amano don't really watch nene amano. Or they and you would know she isn't interested in joining any corpos anymore. She likes her new freedom as a indie streamer and won't retire the nene amano IP that she is very attached too i hate to break that to you
>>108463400>HoodliveEN
>>108432838too bad, youre only gonna see typical e-whores with 60yo crackhead voices who cant keep kayfabe for longer than their debut stream
>>108463595The point of these threads isn't to actually pitch the newest gen, it's to shill non-holos while also spreading weird delusions about Hololive's image and how it needs to be saved.
>>108464081you are right, i dont actually want any of the ones i watch to get into holo because i like streams and good models
>>108432838Takanashi Kiara
>>108462160I JUST came.
>>108443361Marine stopped streaming like 18 months agoShe entirely stopped interacting with her fans and talking about any personal life stuffEvery single stream she talked about Ao or collabed with AoOne bad hire not only ruined her own career but destroyed the biggest talent
>>108432838Nina
>>108464081You have to wonder what kind of viewer willingly wants to see their oshi get chewed up by the corpo machine until she loses a shit ton of motivation and just stops streaming as much. This isn't 2020, we all know damn well that being in a corpo isn't all it's cracked up to be and indies have concerts now.
>>108443142based anon, I vouch for the funny panda
They need to kidnap and blackmail Grimmi into joining. Then they can grab Fallenshadow because it'd be fucking hilarious to see the drama that'd result.
>>108468600>Then they can grab Fallenshadow because it'd be fucking hilarious to see the drama that'd result.ENRushia on steroids would be very funny
>>108470023Not just that, the whole thing with Fauna having had a falling out and then making up with her, then leaving Hololive... it'd just be too good.
Whoever else is left?
>>108471719The only good one is Nina
>>108432838Alias been looking to escape V4M for a while now.
>>108463595You literally sound 1 to 1 like wisps when they said exactly that about Mint (before they learned she had already joined vshojo).Not saying Nene is doing that of course but you're still sounding just like them. And obviously Nene always loved the concert stage and performing.
Brown tits. Any other answer is fucking stupid. We were robbed with Sana and I demand compensation.
lilyhops
>>108463595>>108472329I think Nene enjoys being free but she is also overwhelmed trying to be a one woman army
FEMDOM MOM ASMR WHERE SHE PACKS MY BENTO
>>108432838Slapstick comedy themed gen
>>108471719the question is more who is even worth picking up
>>108432838>Who do we want in EN 5? For HOLOLIVE ARTISTSCuboonpopqnazu-tarosage joh torichimaru
Holy shit just find a real girlfriend
>>108432838>we
>>108432838I wantArabian niiiiiiiiiights, like Arabian daaaaaaaaysMore often than not are hotter than hotIn a lot of good waaaaaaays
>>108433263But enough about nijien
>>108433265>I oshi for something I see twice a year
>>108443736>>108451153Why do nijiniggers insist in talking smack of the current best EN branch in the world ? Are you this desperate to be humiliated and be laughed at ??
>>108432838Anon hololive has never hired a good singer, don't start expecting any now. Especially the en side.
>>108432838An interview
>>108432838A rock star (or two), with all the cheesy fun, attitude, and hairspray of the 80s.
>>1084328381 idol otaku, 1 gamer who kinda sucks at singing and dancing for gap moe, 1 nervous girl who becomes parasocial and tsundere with chat, 1 anime otaku or alternatively a /lit/ or /mu/ tuber, and 1 lesbian hag who really likes retro games
>>108432838A retro gamer. I know I'm not the only one who's been asking for this for years and Cover continues to ignore us. We got Fuwamoco but they're not really retro gamers.