>the indie pill
Hololive should do this
>>108528035>silvervaleKEK LMAO...
>>108528035Advertising thread
fwmc should do this
>>108528062>tfw Biboo will never do a cock rating stream where she's just saying "Nice cock, bro" and giggling like a madman every time
>>108528035my indie oshi already watched me masturbate to her avatar and saw me cum and said she liked it, for free
>"What's the matter, honey? You haven't posted your dick pics for my rating stream yet."
>>108528307was it alienmixture?
>>108528165>Kiara will never make fun of my small little white clittyblackedbros... we never had a chance....
>>108528035You know what, maybe Froot didn't bully her enough.
>>108528460no but i also won't be confirming or denying any other guesses
The whoreclan just keeps proving everyone Sinder did nothing wrong
is silvervale normally a whore or is this a desperation move to attract whales?
Hololive will hire her for EN5 and reverse-mindbreak her into becoming a seiso CGDCT chuuba btw
>>108528665no, everyone involved is a whore pyrocuck
>>108528689i think she actually became less of a whore during her vshojo arc
>>108528165Nice rock, bro!
>>108528035Talk about fall from grade>used to be the biggest ENvtuber, bigger than mouse and holo>had fans even in chinkland somehow>Everyone used to copy her2026>got the nickname of silverwho>even when in vshojo people forgot about her>biggest achievement was being victim of a drama>only know because of said drama>still blaming everyone else for her shortcomings. depressing as fuck
>>108528689>>108528739she out out an erotic audio back in the day, then calmed down during vshojo, but has now had a fansly for a while
all the antis itt have a micropenis
>>108528035what a disgusting whore. hope she dies soon
>>108528035Daily reminder if phase and holo fags stop purchasing merch, concert tickets, subs, bits, super chats you can have this experience to with your oshi.
>>108528035Proof that every woman will resort to whoredom eventually.
>>108528035What is this? Goonbegging?
>>108528035Silvervale talked about fucking wolves and womb tattoos in a D&D Session 0, I'm not sure what people expect
>>108528035>send pecker pics>she refunds
>>108528035what would she do with my hairy asshole?
>>108528035lollmaokek even
>>108528035cumming before sending a pic so it looks even smaller
>>108528035This can't be real
>>108528035>with tip attachedwhat if I'm circumcised tho
>>108528035chat is this real
>>108528035who is the target audience for this?
>>108528035Based. Would if this was my oshi.
>>108528035>modern wome-
>>108528035Gdi this made my dick hard and now I realize how much I need this
>>108528035Is this what brown people are into? Gross.
>>108528035>Talks about the Indie Pill>picks Silvervale of al people
>>108528062Wait I have a thing for this, does need updating for advent and justice.Holo EN dick rating streams>MoriGenerous to deadbeats' dicks, full of "big" ups, descriptions of dicks as Chads and Alphas, plenty of dorky "bone"r and "deadbeats jerking now" jokes. Includes a fair few shota cocks and has to tell concernfag greynames worrying about "underage" to fuck off. Absolutely loses her shit when someone sends in a picture of their cock photoshopped to be huge, green, and have little Shrek ears. All-around great up until the end when she busts out her special folder of cock pics from male e-celebs.>KiaraFair and reasonable; also rates an equal amount of KFP vaginas and matches them up with appropriate KFP cocks. A departure from the standard cock-rating stream, but a very welcome one. Anons point out that she left one cock unmatched with a vagina and decide that means she wants that one for herself. For unknown reasons the eggcord chooses "Kiara is a futa and needs to review her own dick" as their narrative to push during the stream.>InaOnly reviews cocks that have rulers displayed for scale. Measures their arc of angle and catalogues warts, pubic hair status, etc. Thorough and professional in ratings, but surprisingly you can hear the lust leaking through her voice. A racism rrat starts because most cocks she reviews are white, few are asian, and none are black. Openly horny tweeting for several hours after the stream.>GuraReceives an extraordinary number of pictures with some frankly gigantic cocks mixed in. Doesn't actually rate the cocks but just pages through them quickly; each time one of the gigantic cocks pops up she squeals loudly, turns on her blush, and looks at the camera with her mouth open. Anon isolates shlicking audio and claiming it's definitive proof Gura was actually masturbating on stream. A schizo goes completely ballistic because Gura didn't filter out the black cocks.>AmeCoyly requests "in-action" and "multiple member" photos before the stream. Playful and teasing, fairly frank about preferring the larger ones, but is empathetic to the smaller ones and throws in little comments like "more comfortable for anal anyway" and "that would be easy to suck on". Doesn't acknowledge the shitposter who spammed her inbox with dog penis pictures.>IrysUnironically and unquestionably is masturbating the entire stream; the buzz of a Hitachi is clearly audible and she gives up rating halfway and just pulls up a bunch of the pictures at once and moans and pants loudly for the rest of the stream. Not actually a cock rating stream, but nobody is complaining.>SanaDoes her cock-rating stream as an unannounced endurance guerilla, only accepts pictures taken after the stream started, happily reviews the same cock multiple times throughout the stream. Phone camera sounds picked up on stream indicate she may even be replying with her own pictures. Assigns star signs to each cock.>FaunaGenerally agreed to be the best cock-rating stream since it's basically just cock worship, she talks sweetly and kindly about each cock without comparing it to others, she praises its virtues and acknowledges its flaws - all without being condescending. Exhorts viewers to always be proud of their penis. As a way to reward the bravery of submitting their cock to be seen and critiqued by thousands, she comes up with an original and creative sexual scenario suited to it, and encourages the submitter to go make that scenario a reality.>KroniiInitial reluctance breeds rrats of cockphobia but when she does the stream it becomes clear her reluctance is because she's literally only seen dicks in porn. Somewhat critical and fault-finding because of this; kronies however are immensely pleased because she finally plays the role of "sadist domme demanding perfection" sincerely (though inadvertently), instead of poorly acted.>MumeiStarts out no-selling the stream as if she's reviewing room pictures, acts horrified that someone sent in their cock instead, performatively expects the next picture to not be a cock each time, and makes a show of being progressively more mindbroken into reviewing cocks as the relentless dick pic assault continues. Ends up talking about the size of the load and how it's important to fill her up as much as possible to ensure successful impregnation.>BaeSays "oh my gawd" to every. single. cock. Distinguishes herself from the others by reviewing every cock in relation to her own body, rather than objectively - instead of "very thick" she says "I need two hands for this", instead of "very long" she says "that would bottom out in me halfway", etc. Drives the thread wild when she repeatedly mentions how painful it would be for her to take this cock or that cock anally.
Isn't she the one who's together with sodapoppin?
>>108533526gee, thanks. now I'm hard.
>>108528035>Vtuber has a fansly and is being a hoeWhat's the issue? Are you puritan weirdo that hates porn or something?
>>108533526great post
>>108532477coomer whalesTessa Fowler did this as well, started going more and more degennow she's just disappeared off the fucking planet>this is where I get off the Silver Bullet Train
>>108533526Fuck how it all makes sense wtf, care to do advent and justice?
>>108528062Didn't Matsuri laugh at someone's dick pic on stream
>>108533526This is bullshit but i believe you. Quality post.
>>108530439talking about pornographic topics is just like doing literal sex work
>>108533526Lmfao.
>>108528035>$60 or $100Too rich for me
>>108533526>also rates an equal amount of KFP vaginas and matches them up with appropriate KFP cocksyou will accept your KFP mandated girlfailure / manchild and procreate, for the good of the KFP nationWOULD
>>108528035Honest question what is the intent with guys who are into this? Do they want an honest review? Does the streamer just give every one a 10/10 and glaze them regardless? Do they want to be insulted? I don't get it I would have so much anxiety trying to do this shit and figure out what's the right thing to say
>>108535634As someone who did a few they honestly rate them also some dudes do have a like for showing off if you have a big cock or shame kink
>>108533526Why is this so accurate this post was written by the Socrates of /vt/Only inaccuracy is Kiara would not match up her viewers she would act indifferent and objectively rate the men but thirst over the women and try to groom them into joining her on her private sex island in the Maldives.
>>108535735But like wouldn't you be unhappy to pay $100 to receive a 6/10 score?
>>108533526>that would bottom out in me halfway
>>108528035Is she that desperate for money? I know the economy is in shambles but goddamn...if former giants like her have to virtually suck dick now it is worse than I thought.
I already know my dick is mid af why would I pay money for someone to lie
>>108535795I highly doubt she would give someone who paid that much a 6 unless it’s just dirty, unshaven/tripped, and zero effort with the video/picture. Plus that’s why they have honest or not ratings if you don’t believe in yourself
>>108535795She may just like dicks, I new a few lewdtubers with really low rates like 5/10/15 dollars just purely pretext to see her fans dicks
>>108533526How is this genuinely so accurate? Get the anon that wrote this a fucking oscar or something.
>>108535910Then they aren't honest reviews what is this, a game review website? Objectively most submissions would be mid the scale doesn't start at 8/10. But no one wants a mid review, they either want to be told their cock is the smallest she's ever seen and they should rope or get glazed by their oshi. And there's no way for her to know which unless they tell her what to say, in which case that just defeats the point.
>>108536077lol bro it’s all just a fucking fantasy, don’t think too deeply about this stuff it’s like thinking a stripper likes you
>>108533526>Kronii>Opens pic>Laughs hysterically for 2 minutes straight like it's the funniest thing she's ever seen>Why would you send this what is wrong with you???>Laughs for another minute>Wipes tears from her eyes and goes to the next pic
>>108534456>>108535761>>108536004>accurateIf you have a surface level understanding of each girl, sure
>>108536394matsuri getting a dickpic on stream was basically this
>>108536528Make a better one
>>108528035Just so any of you sad, pathetic cuckolds know, the girls almost 100% of the time who do "dick ratings" or DMs are paying some dude to do it for them kek.I know for a fact cause my friend's friend did it for a bunch of onlyfans girls and always laughed his ass off at them
>>108536528That's better than what most "people" here have.
>>108536719Yeah my dad works at Nintendo too.
>>108536774Keep sending your dick to some dude laughing at your smelly chode and larping with you for a few bucks an hour then
>>108528035Oh shit I've been getting my own lewd streaming page going recently and its been doing well. If we're shitposting a thread like this, I may as well ask;How do you market yourself as a streamer and how do you get people to visit your streams? I'm actually making quite a bit of headway here, and I'd like to strike while the iron's hot. I could quit my job soon if I grow even a tiny bit larger.
>>108528689She got big from LewdCast which was ProjektMelody's thing. BTW Mel did dickratings first. Also one of her first complaints about VShojo was that they made her be more SFW so they could get more sponsors.
Isn't she in a relationship ? Wtf
>>108536933no, or at least not publicly
>>108533526This is why I'm still hanging out it this shithole, thanks for the laugh
>>108536873/vt/ is legitimately the worst place to ask this and it’s completely different for males, females, and trannies
>>108536873Make your viewers grow larger and you'll naturally grow larger too
>>108528307Based Irra enjoyer
>>108536873pray the algo overlord.Yes, we are just modern cultist praying some nebulous skydady to bless us somehow
>>108536933how else could she rate your cock, bro ?
>>108528035Meanwhile at V4Mirai
>>108533526this anon even wrote out the rrat that would emerge, im so fucking done holy kek
>>108534363Fuck you had to bring up Tessa, now I'm sad too
>>108537238Who?
>>108535795they never do that. even when they say they're honest they'll give no dick lower than a 7/10, it's bad business.
>>108533526Finally a good fucking post
>>108534363Noel is like in the middle of this. I eagerly await whatever ditch she lands in.
>>108528689She's always been a whore
>>108537636Hunikin dog vtuber
>>108537636Sounds like the Hyena.
