>find her passed out on the streetWat do?
all the eggs
>>108719340call the police
>>108719340Silence is consent. Consent is sexy.
>>108719340I bring her home and tuck her in my bed while I sleep on the couch. When she wakes up and inevitably freaks out, I tell her that everything is fine and she doesn't have to tell me what happened, but I hand her a bowl of eggs and tell her to eat them before she goes
>>108719340Anal mating press
>>108721187Sounds reasonable
>>108719340Consider it but I wouldn't want to catch whatever STDs Roberu has passed along
Have her arrested for public drunkenness and indecent exposure
Punt her in the cunt with all of my might.
>>108719340Nothing. One time I was walking my dogs on tgis path and found a woman passed out. Called the cops and they told me to wait there. They started asking me all these questions how long was she there etc and I didn't know. They then brought me in for questioning at the station for like 2 hours like did you know her etc. She woke up and turns out she had some medical emergency. Then the cops were like. Why didn't you help her when ahe had this medical emergency. I was like. I wasn't there when she had the medical emergency. If I ever see a woman passed out again I won't report it. Learned my lesson.
>>108719340Vore
>>108719340on the street? inspect my surroundings to see if anyone else has passed out. could be mustard gas from the reds.
