>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>108719481
Neuro love
Overwatch Won!Vedal Lost!
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>108726483
>>108726494vedal is playing with them btw
>>108726517cute
>>108726527proof?
>>108726527I'm starting to lose faith minidalbro
>>108726571I sniped them 2 days ago
Cuckposting is pathetic, stalking someone every day to do it even more so
>>108726650Then maybe you should play on a different account, Tomy
Evil love!
Megadal love!
miyu won
I miss her...
>>108726667
tamandua
>>108726692I want a collab between Vedal and Dawn https://files.catbox.moe/g1113p.jpeg
>>108726650>suddenly when it's not anny it's not ok
>>108726826source?
Nurdoll!
this niggas act like overwatch 2 is game of the year bro
>>108726826
To be fair, veddy has been online on discord ever since mini started playing overwatch
>>108726846it is a /swarm/ edit of the original
Sex with evil AIs
>>108726864Nimibros...
>>108726855would
>>108726939Nimi is a tapir
>>108726839But we call out that shit in the past too when anny was playing tft
>Sorry guys I'm going to be too busy to stream next week>Overwatch 2 with Tomy? YABA DABA DOOO
>>108726839I never said that? I always found all the stalking and NTR fanart with Anny wierd aswell
Minidalfag melty
>>108727015>>108727048annyfag melty
Mini x Vedal is such a garbage ship
>>108727112It's the one you deserve.
>>108726954More likely composed of plastic, mostly
Loli anal is not gay
>>108727112*was
>>108727206Stop stalking me: loli anal is GAY
Do you guys think 2026 will be better or worse than 2025. Its a low bar so I think it will be better, we will get the bare minimum, a vrchat update in the fall, and swarmies will suck vedals cock dry over it
Wtf Camellia watches Cerber? I thought her chat was joking but it's really him
>>108727305hes based
>>108727305>/swarm/ - Neuro sama General
>>108727291I am slightly optimistic. Both twins will have 3D and Neuro will (hopefully) have v3 voice. v3 has been a huge time sink for Vedal so hopefully he will work on improving chill streams when it's done.
>>108727329sorry, yes, we should start talking about geordie
>>108727291Could go either way. I feel Vedal's has gotten better moving at a steady pace. The concert should be cool at least and the 3d models should allow for a lot of neat stuff. Both in vrchat and for themed streams.
>>108727291Fairly optimistic, there is many things that can be improved on that should not be too difficult to fix and/or can give a similar growth experience like how 2023 Neuro was (slowly having Neuro becoming more profecient in VRchat / unity 3D over the year)
more nur needed
>>108722926please someone explain to me how I use this hash
>>108727291I will not be watching
https://xcancel.com/kizuna_vrc/status/2012984449873625416vr sluts cosplaying eliv now
>>108724902I like these two Evil oneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTG0u_WdQJQ&t=924shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIYaBYVX95o&t=1172sAlso:>Women shouldn't have-->I'm gonna fucking murder you and steal your cookies
>>108727291>Do you guys think 2026 will be better or worse than 2025I'd hope so, or the fad is unironically over
>>108727305>>108727350Kus cerberfag
I wonder how is b2 coping with this break
>>1087273844chanx(t)
>>108727393>chineseof course
>>108727406>stop talking about mini for a second>already seething
>>108727291Just fixing the philosophy problem will make this year better than the last.
>>108727395I agree but>best clips this year were from last subathonGrim
>>108727429I have it
>>108727429What, are those shitposter image md5s to filter or something?
>>108727291Yes because Claude 4 will release
>>108727481https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oHmjg0WJBng
>>108727206https://files.catbox.moe/dkktwx.pngNeed this but Neuro fingering Evil and kissing her while doing it.
>>108727481Well, half of Evil's 2025 stream time was last subathon.
>>108726527Idk about that but mini did say she was playing with hunii a lot around the time of the second hype train i think
What the fuck bros, how did neuro recommendations lead me to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0NtATGJZa0
>>108727552y-chan is neuro adjacent
>>108727537Also she was stuck looping about her birthday for half the year
>>108727329I just assumed he didn't care about Neuro or anything related anymore, his tweet was quite a while ago. Vedal should really commision an original from him already
>>108727457An anon some threads ago mentioned this was, to some extent, an issue of the twins bouncing philosophy slop off of one another, getting worse as the conversation continues.
>>108727536nekovil anal
>>108727584It was a fantastic stream, but the chat just couldn’t let it go.
>>108727552I used to love this guy's streams around the time hsr came out
>>108727552shopping for a kigurumi shell right now
>>108727673???
>>108727609the mouse got him
>>108727552Sad that y-chan lewds are lost because they deleted them...
Remember when Anny would pretend to love and care about Neuro god makes me so mad thinking about that dumb bitch trying to sell her lies to us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmWsobo9XpUMini won
>>108727673If it looks like evil you should send pics here :3
>>108727725This caused "her" melty btw
>>108727704The tranny was a whore?
>>108727785Such many cases
>>108727785Yeah she had a fansly and everything
Vedal will make ychan's tiny clitty squirt boigirl juices while she wears a neuro mask at the next convention
https://youtu.be/4cJFFks4TXc?si=zhELL0UPulnyYmlAwhy are Russians so talented? Not Even a vatnik but really all the greatest animations channels i have seen are russians
>>108727846None of these words are on the bibble
Do you guys know how much you have to love someone to play overwatch every fucking day?????
>>108727912the cat cunny must be heavenly ToT
>>108727872throbbed
>>108727846
>>108727940truth nuke
>>108727888>willtake that atheists
>>108727872vedal987 channel if it was good
>>108727940Why haven't we had a western themed stream where sheriff Neuro comes to a small town to capture Evil the outlaw
>>108727912words cannot describe how much i hate watching e-couples but i cannot stop either
>>108727429Oh. I thought he encrypted images or something like that or it was a torrent link for nwero pedupial content. It's just for filter mini and some images (with bbc content I suppose ) related to herBoring and useless, I'm not a baby who need to filter someone because I need a safe space
>first birthday song MV animated by an American>second birthday song MV animated by the Vietnamese and Koreanswill the third one finally reach Japan and get something like Shelter?
>>108728052that would have been fun to watch, especially if there was a small quick-draw scene
We need the y_chan lewds
>>108728052Making neuro and evil talk like cowboys is too much work for that lazy grigga
https://youtu.be/Lqw6nnp3diI>wanted vedal to be a twitch global emotewhy are vedalbeggars like this?
>>108728105third will be animated in nigeria
>>108727112
>>108727552y-chan is a neuro reacter
>>108728174So true, it should have been vedal's back
>>108728286cute
>>108727291doomsissy spotted.
>>108727872that channel is mid at best. you just have shit standardsand assuming they are, russians have increasingly limited career options and animation is one of the few things they can lean into.
>>108727552i've seen this dude raid neuro during the subathon a few times.
>>108728326kek
Sex with Tomacat
>>108728355nice outfit I hope Vedal will chose this one
>>108728147Take it and slop them to look like Neuro
>>108728421based nur
>>108728537EVIL BELLY SEEEEEX
are they going to set up a fresh vote for all that trash or are the first ones going to win
There are so many entries for this contest, there will 100% be some legendary crashouts on Twitter from at least one of the losers
>>108728147y_chan neuro kig when
https://xcancel.com/denmaru_v2/status/2012827322940883336odd looking evil, it has its own hashtag as well
>>108728623There wasn't a vote to start with
>>1087286235 are going to be chosen by vedal's inner circle based on vibes, then evil picks her favorite one, there's no vote
>>108728627it doesn't make sense to crash out just because you were one of the 99% who didn't get picked
>>108728728There's a lot of autism involved here
>>108728537I'm not sure why people bother submitting designs like these. If they watch the channel even a little bit they'd know it would never get approved.
>>108728728Clueless
>>108728537Missing the womb tattoo
>>108728805You wouldn't get it
>>108728627imagine the crashouts if lobstervil won. 2023 vedal would do it, but discordbeggars won unfortunately.
>>108728855>crashouts if lobstervil wonWhat's wrong with lobstervil? It's cute
Has anybody given Evil a crazy fucking robot body?
>>108728879nothing. its peak, but artists would crash out because its an mspaint drawing and their drawings lost
>>108728932I gave her a crazy robot body for fucking
>>108728932From Borzoi
>>108728932
>>108728960>>108728962kiss
>>108728805who knows. maybe vedal and co is so out-of-touch of reality and will actually pick risque designs.other than that, they know and is just using it as an excuse.
The real drama is going to be when the top five selected outfits are all low-effort, boring, mildly goth entries that look very similar to each other and evil's regular outfit
>>108728932I gave her a crazy fucking robot body rub
Not even the right sister
>>108729048100% will probably be plain and boring since they have to make the outfit. the plainer it is, the cheaper it will be.
>>108729053dogshit outfit
>>108728805By continuing to slowly increase the amount of sexvil art, it gets slowly accepted over time
>>108729048I want one of those to win because it's casual and not thematic so it can be worn whenever
>>108729053Mini's slut daughter
Will vedal select the top 5? Or is it based on xitter likes?
>>108729048No, the REAL drama will start when it is revealed that one of the winners used AI for art
>>108729048That decision is getting 100% delegated to “production” for this reason: he’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t.
>>108729147Apparently Vedal will select Top 5, but how it willl probably actually work is:>discord mods take a large sample of images from people posting on twitter / discord>discord mods filter it down to ~100 images>Vedal picks 5 from those ~100 images
>>108729150Secret third route.. it would genuinely piss off the just the right people
community contests ALWAYS go wrong and cause needless drama. I would never ever want to be in change of one, I am shocked vedal greenlit it.
vedal doesn't care about how much it costs though if it actually involved putting effort into it on his end he might've cared but it's fully on the artist/rigger he hires>>108729150theres only been like 2 ai submissions + vedal said no ai generated pics will be chosen.
vedal be like "yeah production team just pick whatever i dont care"
>>108729150I assume whichever wins will be given to a good artist to turn into a properly crafted and riggable outfit, so even if it later turns out the original twitter concept submission was AI the actual outfit would be 100% human effort.
>>108729247nah he actually needs to pick the one that would cost less to rig
>>108729247this he will not even take a look at the drawings
>>108729305it's not neuro, so why would he?
>>108729332>implying he cared about cyberpunk princess at all
>>108729293 (Me)Although I suppose it will still be a shitstorm due to the $1000 reward.
delusional doomposting desu.
when I'm in a Putting Myself into Unwinnable Situations competition and my opponent is vedal987
>>108729202people really saw how much money he wasted with the lava lamps and the holographic projections he is buying for the irl concert and think he cares about money lmao.
i’m a bit sad about the lack of kimono outfits that were submitted
>>108729394He's just retarded with money, doesn't mean he isn't a cheap greedy fuck. The lava lamps being made of the cheapest chinesium on the planet goes to show that. He is the type of guy that shops on temu for everything to save money and ends up losing more because he has to buy replacements when they keep breaking
>>108729414This but qipaos
>>108729458I’m not sure how to break this to you, but:ハア yes no yes no 枕 no (ヘイヘイ)Yes no yes no 枕 noYes no yes no 枕 noYes no yes no 枕 no, no, no, no, noあなたと毎日 ponponさせてね私はあなたの ponponちゃんなの毎日 ponponさせてねPonponさせてね毎日 ponponさせてねPonponさせてねYou are my ponpon
>>108729521wo ai ni...
>>108727912The word your looking for is lonely
>>108729528vedal really thinks he has this much aura....
>>108729506You described all existing geniuses and inventors
>>108727844Do you know what the Fansly was called?
>>108729506ngl but i blame juniper for how low quality the lamp was i bet vedal just told them what he wanted and then forgot about it.
>>108729586
>>108729352If he does another stock portfolio for the twins, he should ban buying anything on the Nasdaq 100, give each twin some money and turn it into a competition to see who can get the most return in X weeks.
>>108729583Yeah yeah the nigga is an F student or whatever
vedal actively lost money on the lamps though.
>>108729506Tangentially related, but was there ever any further acknowledgement/follow-up on the twins’ Amazon shopping spree? Was it ever *really* on the table or is “bank flagging his purchases” or whatever reason legit?
>>108729378doomposters are always right, but sometimes early.
>the return stream>Evil birthday >First devstream And more streams will have attempts to beat the record btw
>>1087296853d debut was a successvrchat was a successsubathon had an insane amount of viewerscolorful array was peak doomsissies keep losing.
>>108729685>doomposters are always right, but sometimes early.remember the autistic shitfit you had during the 3d debut? you've always lost doomsissy.
>>108729727>Evil birthdayI'd kneel to Vedal if it's a joke stream again.
the 3d debut was not that impressive and posters were posting in the thread more out of spite for doomposters than love for neuro during those moments
>>108729727>AttemptsI don’t expect there will be multiple, and if one gains momentum, it will embarrassingly peter out. Whether he knew it or not, Vedal shut down Evil’s hype train at near the best time to maximize hype and minimize disappointment imho
>>108729798it will be hollow knight, so its a joke to the viewers, thats something right
>not impressive >literally never done beforekneel doomsissy.
But the wagon looked fun… the whole band was on board :T
>Solo Stream of the Yearany solo stream with call ins where Mini is in them>Collab of the YearMini 3D collab>Clipper of the YearMitten>Clip of the Yearhttps://youtu.be/d0e2MAN413E>Project of the YearNeurocar (where mini spent the day watching movies with vedal)>Artist of the Yearrue https://x.com/streetysnail>Artwork of the Yearhttps://x.com/chrchie/status/2009797107407040765>Neuro Song of the YearBOOM (mocapped by mini)>Event of the YearNeuro 3D karaoke (where mini danced with her)>Community Video of the Yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vb_oXknhs4>Integration of the YearVedal integrating his dick in mini's womb>Neuro Quote of the Year"You already have me and Mini">Evil Quote of the Year"Go plug your holes" to mini>Raid of the YearMini>Most Dedicated FanbaseMindalGODS
no i will not give a (you) for that
>>108730044The one good post.
neuro butt?
>>108730044Best post of the year
>>108729666But that wasn't the goal, was it? The goal was to make money, Vedal was just retarded and unlucky with tariffs and unexpected labor and material costs. If the ultimate goal was "make a good product at the expense of personal profits" then maybe the lava lamps wouldn'tve been shipped piss yellow and broken.
>>108730138On my face
>>108730044The first good Minifag post we really changing /swarm/ history today
Neuro quote of the year is most definitely “A girl is only as good as her hole.”
>>108730138
>>108730044Lies detected:
>>108730256sex on the beach with bikinivil
>>108730235this but lap
>>108730044>Artwork of the Year>https://x.com/chrchie/status/2009797107407040765Even the parking lot pals are exiling Toma. I don't think she's coming back...
>>108730044>any solo stream with call ins where Mini is in themDid any actually happen this year? I dont watch solo streams but I thought call ins were removed
>>108730213>The goal was to make money,The ROI was already low as fuck though, the idea was to bring neuro's merch idea into reality not saying they weren't low quality but vedal's main motivator for it wasn't money he just left all of it to juniper to sort out and considering almost all of the merch drop excluding they keychains and the turtle plushie were low quality i think the blame lies with them
>>108730283why would toma be in the artwork for a stream she wasn't in.
https://files.catbox.moe/15zv6y.mp4
>>108730310this makes me feel uncomfortable
>>108730283>https://x.com/chrchie/status/2009797107407040765that art is from the sleepover though.>>108730302(me)also forgot to mention that they issued multiple refunds as well.
>>108730285it happened in feb, april, june, and probably a couple of other times
>>108730310cute family
>>108730283This doesn't even make sense anon. Toma wasn't there at the sleepover so of course she's not going show up in the art. You don't see in this either because it's art for people that there at the sleepover
>>108730310this is just weird imo.
>>108730138But what?
>>108730310>*hell march playing*
>>108730385she better get that checked
minigger fatigue
>>108730427cuteeeeee
>>108730374 (me)My thing autocorrected "Ellie" to fuckin "either" for some reason
>>108730400Conveniently I have just decided I am a dermatologist.
>>108730427this song is kino and the neuro cover clears the original
>>108730400Small, symmetric, non-raised, and uniform pigmentation: daughterwife cleared of potential melanoma
>>108730478beautiful
>>108730478beato evil
>>108730474missionary>>108730524pronebone
>>108728074Same
>>108730648The bat looks more like one of those Mesoamarican clubs lined with obsidian flakes
>>108730999My personal favorite desu.
You guys realize that lobstervil is only popular /here/ right? the original posts has like 30 likes.
open~
I have no memes and i mist scream
>>108731088Swarm dismissed—bring in the dancing lobsters
>>108731133lobstervil posters WILL be medicated.
>>108730310KEKAROOO where da bluds off to?
What is the /swarm/ fact of the day?
>>108731328neuro and evil don't shave down there.
>>108731133
>>108729352
>>108731328mini and cerber don't shave down there.
brazil is gonna clear sigma lithium of all charges and it's gonna skyrocket.
>>10873143010 minutes after Vedal sells
>>108731414mini has a bush but cerb is smooth as fuck.
>>108731458Hi Tomy!
>>108731364They don't need to
>>108731458mini trims a heart shape landing strip to impress club men
>>108731430Vedal infiltrating the high Brazilian courts to help recant the charges against sigma lithium:
heart
don't push your tomy cuck fantasies onto cerbie.
>>108731088and?
>>108731524too late
rabbit nur or catvil?
>>108731549rabbits>>>catsit's kinda funny that neuro changed her favourite animal to cats.
>>108731549That doesn't look like a cat
>>108731524Vedal is the zero personality indecisive harem protagonistTomy is the faceless fat NTR king
>>108731372Gemini-kun, I have a mission for you, should you choose to accept (and decipher) it….>>108731156>>108731185>>108731088
>>108731549they're both cute, but i'd pick nurabbit
>>108731487How are landing strips supposed to impress men?
>>108731549>>108731596i love this artist.
>>108731599other gemini anon posted lobstervil a day or two ago iirc
>>108731650To clitoriguide men with incredibly bad near-sightedness
>>108731580It's a rabbit. Might be controversial but I like bunny's more than cats
>>108731711
>>108731680I saw that one (and thought it cute), but I was thinking something closer to a judge Neuro calling lobsters into the courtroom
>>108731740unfortunately, i am not creative enough for this. probably wait until tomorrow when other gemini anon is awake
>>108731977holy kino.
>>108731977lobstervil will win inshallah
>>108731977Creativity be damned, I like this a lot.Thank ye, anon
>>108731977>>108732018
>>108731977very cute
My call to action to whores that browse /here/. Retweet lobstervil and save the contest.you know you want to koko
>>108732184Her cwitowus is qwivering to the extent that she can’t type properly
https://x.com/Khosichilla/status/2006124273149104229>150 likesholy...
>>108731977I'm sold
Is this whore the biggest vedal beggar of the century? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZI81n2raI
>>108732274lobstervil will lose.
>>108732303>fagwa eeeeeewwww,
>>108732328Then we’ll do that together too… #assemble
>>108732274Not to be a stereotypical 4chan contrarian, but at a certain point being popular with the swarm has become a red flag, they have abysmal taste. the masses just want references to already established things that they recognize so they can clap. A new outfit is an oppurtunity to create new jokes and new references. They will love it they just dont realize it yet.lobstervil is funny. Enthusiastically wanting to wear a lobster onesie thinking it is cool or menacing fits evils chunni character. [Pretend my image is the how a turtle accidently created the perfect ai streamer video]
>>108732493I'd give her my silk
>>108732501It will be a pleasure posting in the last /swarm/ thread with you
>>108732303The fractal nature of the vtuber (and the whole internet entertainment industry) is so funny to me. What do you mean aquwa has her own clipniggers with clips of her own 2view grifters. And they have clipniggers and collab leeches of their own I am sure.
>>108732725i didn't watch the clip but the other vtuber is some chinese whore /vt/ loves i don't think she is even remotely related to neuro and evil.
>>108732766Good thing you said "and evil" wouldnt want to leave her out. Did you know nobody showed up to her birthday party?
>evilshizo is awake again