>2040>daughter wants me to take her to the HoloLive theme park AGAIN>tickets are $500 USD each>an extra $200 to see the newest EN gen6 perform live in 3DHDVR>a fucking large Iryscola is $30I hope she gets to meet Korone at least, she's her favourite.
Have you guys been going to the weekly hologram meet and greets at your local HoloCentre? I thought it was going to be a huge strain on their schedules but rotating through 151 talents so they can meet their fans every so often was a good idea after all
You mean your wife's daughter, not yours.
>2040>total phase domination>be me>have pain in my right leg ever since i was shot while shopping at the walmart down the street from the other walmart>have medical appointment>drive my van from my spot on the side of the freeway to the doctor's office>take off shoes and go through metal detector >get wanded and patted down by a smelly man in a crab hoodie>a man dressed up as himemiya rie with a geiger counter steps up next>"my friend's been depressed lately," he explains>then comes another guard in a vintage 2035 pipkin pippa transversary onesie with his trusty k-9 unit>no explosives found but the guard confiscates the half-eaten pack of bologna in my fanny pack>wait in stinky waiting room>not sure whether i can even wear my mask now without being unfairly judged because the parties have switched too many times since grok was elected president>finally see doctor>doctor is an obese man with a five o'clock shadow wearing a plaid skirt with striped socks >it's four thirty in the afternoon, so i can excuse the lack of attention to grooming>it still scratches when he leans in for a kiss, though>complain about leg hurting ever since i was shot in the walmart>doctor says that the medical term is "leg">he says this despite the fact that it was perfectly clear what i meant>doctor writes me a prescription for hoshiumi jelly coffee>estimated shipping time is 6 months>Fuck you, Kevin.
>2040>enjoying my retirement in the Ryukyu islands with my jailbroken, high-spec Robot Wife™>We cruise around Okinawa in my 2005 Toyota Soarer with the limited edition Tokino Sora × Akira Nakai collab bodykit & wrap>AZKi's voice leads me around town through my car's satnav, a well-maintained project by the Pioneers before Yahoo!カーナビ shut down>The locals here are very welcoming, but they speak funny, must be 35Ps>We mostly spend the day just chilling & admiring the view while cracking open a cold, homebrew Suibeer>Life is great in the sunshine prefecture
>>108733430thanks for the second line, it saved me from reading the rest
>>108734531The future of every Gen0 chad
>>108734531>homebrew Suibeersomeone pissed in a carboy?
>>108734675same
>>108734675this, kek
>>108734675Based and same
>>108732598>daughterthere's your problem
>>108732598>daughter>watching hololivelmao only 38 year old men watch hololive.
>>108732598>2040>KoroneYeah, in the hall of fame section, she can take a photo with her urn
>>108733430Phase cant even dominate in 2026
>>108732598>>2040>>daughterNGL if anyone of you has a kid, and a daughter at that then that would be one of the most worrying things and I'd call the fbi on your home.
>>108733430you almost had me, but there's no way the shipping time would be less than 36 months
