>come back home from an 8 hour shift>see this on my couchWhat do?
administer enema and start sucking
please tell me that's a man
>>108736676stimulate her asshole so she lets out a big nasty beer fart
>>108736676Make myself a drink
>>108736676Come in his ass
>>108736676
>>108736676Wake up.
>>108736676Get a blanket for my lil bro
>>108736676>come home>excited to play with the boyz>noticed the front door is open>see an unconscious asian girl that you don't know>calls the police so she doesn't throws up over your couch>lament that this is the 19th time she broke in>go play Valorantseems obvious what to do here.
bring him blanket
I hope that's a guy
Gentlemen, it is with great sadness to inform you thathttps://x.com/Nyama_0310/status/1849818117473698190
>>108737240Can't have shit in Detroit
>>108736676Put a blanket over her
>>108737240idgi
>>108736676snap back to reality
>>108736676give eggs
>>108737240There is no justice in this world
>>108736780The absolute state of /vt/
>>108737530I would never cheat on my oshi with another woman. But there are loopholes...
>>108737240She has a photo of herself burning some dudes pubes off on a stage.....wtf is going on in japan..
>>108736676Rape
>>108736676>no tailNISEMONO KAI
>>108737240>https://x.com/Nyama_0310/status/1903795733654098140the absolute state of towa simps
>>108738641https://x.com/Nyama_0310/status/1898520175970070635/video/1Looks like a good time, is this what it's like to be attractive?
Phone Taichi that his wife is drunk again, then confiscate the booze
>>108736676All jokes aside, that's a VERY nice ass.
>>108737240How much for a blowjob in that cafe?
>>108738298Oh man if you are shocked by that do not travel to Japan lmao
>>108736676why would i be in your house after work
>>108738298People do silly and dumb things when drunk, especially when they are all there to celebrate a small timer cosplayer's birthday and are desperately trying to impress her, that has less to do with Japan and more with them being a bunch of horny otaku.
>>108736676Boil some eggs.
>>108736676me hard
>>108736780a man will do...
>fleshEww get this shit off my screen
>>108738298Depravity
>>108738298Man what the absolute fuck is wrong with the nips?
>>108738298She runs a "leotard swimsuit bar" where all the girls are dressed in these skintight one piece swimsuits.No shit her inviting a whole bunch of regulars for a birthday celebration at that place is going to get degenerate as all hell
>>108737604the same excuse yurifags ruins this hobby by not admitting they're cucks at heart.
>>108736676Force her eat all the eggs
>>108737240lol, i fucking love how many retards delude themselves into thinking that japanese women, or more broadly asians aren't as whorish or total sluts as their western counterparts. If anything she's having a grand ol time there.
>>108736676fart in her butt
Tequila goes in pooper. I want to see the reaction.
>>108738641>>108738659>There are people genuinely living out Grand Blue in real life>You're not one of themI'm gonna go down some oolong tea
>>108736676put a blanket over her, she's probably coldprobably turn her over and put a bucket next to her first, though, that's a gnarly combo of booze
>>108736780Thanks for weighing in Rajnish
>>108736676I do not care if thats a man, still would
>>108736676Cover her with a blanket.Start cooking eggs.
>3dpdI see this board is still overrun by indogs and train fodder.
>>108738298Japan has always been full of deneracy from used panty vending machines, tentacle rape, shota and loli porn, to stuff like this. Why do weebs act like they're some pure society full of tradwives.
>>108744104Most of them have never been thereThere are sex clubs and prostitutes all over the Tokyo metro and in as little as 20 minutes have a pretty woman on your penis almost any time day or night
>>108736676do what i usually do play league then cry myself to sleep while she fucks someone cooler and hotter than me (im in an endless trauma loop that i cant get out of)
get her a bowl of eggs
>>108744104you're only saying that because these things aren't kosher. the west has such things as legal rape for jews and brown people or "no fault divorce"
>>108736676Bury my face in her ass
>>108736676Pee in the tequila bottle just like college
>>108736676i would remind my kenzoku effeminate femboy roomate what I had told him last time if i ever caught him cossplaying as towa again..