I found a chuuba that should be in Holo instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjchK5y6R2g
nah, too good for holoslop
Hololive doesn't hire good talents, they want talentless bootlickers that will shill merchslop all day long
>>108739580She wouldn't be able to do any of this due to perms. You should stop thinking so highly of Hololive
>>108739592>>108739607>>108739643Hololive is better
>>108739580holy begging, one of the most boring vtubers out there, but I admit she sings very well
>>108739659show me a vtuber that exists and I'll show you a vtuber /vt/ calls boring
justice failed so holobronies are begging for indies, Smh
>>108739659the ERB of EN5 then
>>108739580Fuck Hololive, let her become the vocalist in an actual band like Fleetwood Mac or Linkin Park or something so her talent isn't wasted on fucking vtubing.
she gets hurt all the time because she has boneitis
>>108739871perfect for hololive then
>>108739580/vt/ would instantly turn on her and shit on her for not streaming, or they would call her boringAlmost every singer-focused vtuber gets these two criticisms.
she's literally a C-tier singer on a good day and very boring and has a grating disgusting voice she should never go anywhere near hololive
>>108739580It doesn't help that a bunch of her fans are kfps...
>>108739930as a fellow hololive fan, I agree.
>>108739930so true, fellow hololive fan anon.
>>108739580>found
>>108739930konnichiwa horuraibu friendo-san! me, a horuraibu fan from nipponland agrees
>>108739580When will Yagoo start poaching talents from other agencies?
>>108739580not gonna happen, sorry! try to poach Clara from the mental asylum next time
>>108740088They need to pass the vibe check first
Roca is amazing. Just watch her 80s karaoke from last night. She's also really fun, bratty and sexy all around. Would definitely welcome her to holo but I wonder how much she could do given her severe mystery accident
>>108739860Ado seems to do pretty well.
>>108740199tbf luna vibes are immaculate
>Roca>ClaraWhile this thread is up, you all might as well shill your other small EN chuubas who you consider good live singers.
>>108740796Are you asking chuubas for dev_is EN?
>>108740796RakiToffeeLazuliessiePeopillowdearREM Kanashibarikirispica
>>108739930post tits
Pearls before swine. Hollowfags don't deserve her
>>108739659she had a rough start, but she is a really good streamer nowadays
>>108740926Thanks anon. I really liked REM's concert, one of my favorite streams of the year in fact. I also shill Rachie and Alohaii's stuff from time to time.
>>108741377 (me)And I should add I *really* like Roca. The focus on rock is a nice change of pace
Dutch cunny princess is perfect but I think she would have trouble with all the flying ever since the accident last year.>>108739659>I admit she's great>but BEGGING!Bro be honest, if she joined hololive as a loli cunny monster named Boca Raton in 8 months you'd be calling Boca the second best hire after Bijou and sucking her clit. I've watched so many small vtubers that joined hololive go form people posting "ummmm who lol" to "omg she's literally my wife".
>>108741106you replied to a post made with humourous intentions made by a fan of hers that also not-so-subtly expresses that the original poster does not want his oshi to be in the soul-grinding machine that is hololive
>>108740600I liked Rock and Roll on the New Long March.>>108739787The problem with hololive is that it was big when everyone was getting back to work in 2020-2021 but over time streamers who have joined later like Sana or other bitch have just coasted off the popularity of the brand treating it like it's disposable, hololive can't 'succeed' because it's not hiring streamers whose goal is explicitly to grow bigger in 4/5 cases, but wallflowers who only started doing vtubing in 2020/2019 because other girls were doing it and it seemed 'fun'.
>>108741475Their content is different too, that's not a lie. Look at their early days vs. that Coca-Cola sponsored NYE stream. It won't work for chuubas who don't conform to what management sees as their brand.
>>108739580>another generic egirlpls no. they should keep the justice formula of hiring weird women
>>108740796>>108740926Lazuli is cute but she is very much an airhead who can't sing.
>>108740088he already started
Roca literally exists, you can already watch her and listen to her sing.>>108740926>Rakitoo good for some JP corpo>Toffeetoo good for some JP corpo>Lazulitoo good for some JP corpo>essieactually don't know her>Peotoo good for some JP corpo>pillowdeartoo good for some JP corpo>REM KanashibariI am aware of her existence, but I never watched her>kirispicaactually don't know herMost of these girls are far too precious to be broken by some JP corpo. Perhaps this would be something for Shondo or Nina?
>>108741552Roca is channeling some of the spirit of pre-zoomer music scenes into her singing. It's why her karaoke is themed by genre I think, and it's what made her stand out to me. I'm not going to take a shot at anyone but this not what the Holobox does.>>108741754To clarify, I just asked for chuuba singer recommendations also deserve a little more attention and love. I wasn't suggesting they need to go anywhere they don't care to.
>>108741552yep Roca is too good for 2026 Holo, also her new, safe audience wouldn't be ready for her dark humor either
>>108741861I don't know if I am, but luckily for me I didn't hear a single joke in 2 hours of stream, seems pretty safe
>>108741861Shut up nerdThey would all love the opportunities they'd get from being in holoThe big stageHolofesRoca would do a killer sololive one day at saitama super arena
>>108742319Sucking corporate dick isn't very rock and roll anon. She's good where she is. I wish her nothing but happinesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0oeqAQ1qE8
>>108740926Tonya
These threads are dumb. Holo fans don't care about anyone outside the wall, and have no interest in discussing who should/could be inside it one day. Fans outside Holo agree that, money aside, literally everyone is better off not being in Holo. What are you all here to say then, when no one is listening?
>>108743082>What are you all here to say then, when no one is listening?i'm going to fuck Roca so hard she won't be able to sit properly for weeks
>>108743152I posted this
>>108739580wife
>>108743152>>108743273>>108743343Back into /jidf/, you degenerates. I've seen how you talk about Poko
>>108743468we say what about poko? that's she's a child? a thumb-sucking goo goo baby? a little fetus? that we'd like to molest her?
>>108743492You know what you did>ToT
>>108739580>be in Holono they will give her a dumb name like "Harmony De'orchestra" or some shit
>>108739580EN hags can fuck off. Hololive should shutdown their EN branch so that they don't corrupt the Asian members with their westoid degeneracy.
>>108743082Evidently false. I'm a holo fan and do watch a few nonholos too at times and can thus think of a few who I could see be a good fit
