STOP TELLING US YOU'RE IN RELATIONSHIP, PRETEND YOU'RE SINGLE EVEN IF IT'S A LIE
No, speak the truth so I can instantly unsub and dislike.
>pretend your single>tell people youre takenjust pick a side and stick with it. if you flip sides then it makes 10 daily seethe threads for 2 years
>>108833138sure thing
ITT: Emotionally insecure chuds thinking someone else's relationship is their business
>>108833138>>108833158>comparing the GOAT COBY to a common mongrel...
>>108833138Why do some people want this and others want honesty so unicorns don't get scammed?Could it be that this is a cultural difference between asians and westerners? I know vtubing is huge among asians, even in the western world a lot of the fans are asians.
>>108833487
>>108833501I don't fucking care that the person in the mickey suit is married, but I certainly don't want them flashing their engagement ring when I'm in disneyland.
>>108833138Trust me, you don't want this.
>>108833138I say this and have the D.
>>108833751Up your ass
>>108833138
>>108833478Itt: brownknights defending e-whores
I rather my oshi be honest so I know what I'm getting myself into
>>108834328Same. I only follow vtubers that have proven themselves to be honest. I know the day she gets a bf, it will break my heart. But on the meantime I can relax. I know that when she cancels a stream it is not to go out with a bf, and I know that her brother is actually her brother and her manager is not plapping her.
No they need to be single and sexless.
>>108834457How do you actually know though?
>>108834328>>108834457If their opsec is good then there's no difference.
>>108833997Trash series
No, come clean with it
Ignorance is bliss
>>108833138Our time is our time.If you show up to stream talking about your man, go be with him. This is our date.
>>108834033t. jealous roastie
>>108833138Maybe killing yourself will fix your issue, op anon.
If you lose viewers because you reveal you’re in a relationship you just aren’t actually entertaining and a surrogate mom/gf for lonely neckbeards.But these sluts know that
>>108833542>I don't fucking care that the person in the mickey suit is marriedYou don't, but other people do and are ready to dox the shit out of their oshis and then go nuts when they find something they weren't supposed to know
I only watch vtubers that engage with the game that they are playing, IRL talk is boring as fuck unless you have a really funny past event to tell and BF talk is 99% of the time not funny is just >We went to this place>We had this food>He is doing this right now
I do prefer if the VTubers I watch are honest about their relationships. I don't care about all this pretending and roleplaying bullshit. Be prepared though, that chat will start simping more for the boyfriend now.
>>108833743PC as a whole is a fucking write off. Pippa, Lia, Lumi with yablivion, Jelly, etc. Then you had Uruka and Lia in Japan talking about how they can't find condoms insisting it was for stream content, even though they never went back to it after tweeting about finding condoms, etc.>>108838083This. But my bigger issue is when they insist they are just like me, theyey also know how shit life is when you're single and lonely. Only they fucking don't because they actually have a bf and an active sex life. It's not the bf thats an issue, Chacha is married and I like her. The issue is entirely them lying to make me sympathize with or relate to them, in the hopes I will give them money. They know they are trying to exploit guys like me, I know they are, I know they know and yet I'm somehow the bad guy for not wanting people to exploit my misery.
>>108833158KEKren… my fallen king…
>>108833519He’s right you know.
>>108838203The whole simping for BF thing is fake as fuck is just people desperate to show that they aren't parasocial and not like other guys
>>108835743No vtuber has good enough opsec, the thing is they're just smart enough to not breadcrumb retards, which is just common sense.
>>108838193This!That is why when a Chubaa do talk about their BF they have to talk about the more exiciting and interesting stuff like sex with them.>How hard he pounds her>If her fans are paying for condoms or birth control pills>Positions they do>If the did it before or will after stream>Duration>Creampie or cumshot
>>108838083>But these sluts know thatOf course they do their whole success and income depends on it. It's never about "privacy" that's why they keep it secret.The ones that keep going on about how they are constantly "single and alone" when in reality they aren't are the worse of the bunch
>>108838255Of course the king of kings is right!
>>108838956>It's never about "privacy" that's why they keep it secret.Kayfabe is only ever applied to a vtubers relationship status and sex life, lmao.
>>108839863She's my wife though
>>108839863My answer to that post: if you are not emotionally invested into a chuuba why are you even watching her?
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>>108833138are you a cuck, why would you want that?tell me you're in a relationship so I can fuck off, better than finding out I've been secretly getting cucked for years
reminder
>>108833997You'd think Oshi no Ko spelling things out in bold letters would teach these retards how the idol industry works.
>>108833138based proud cuckold
>>108833138it's not even "pretend you're not in a relationship", it's more like, "ok, but we aren't ducking your bf, and he's not our friend, we dgaf about him, we're here for a fun time, not your personal life"
>>108833997>>108841013>idol industrythat's their first mistake, treating whores as idols.when i watch vtubers i see them as siblings, some i like, some i dislike, but always siblings. why? because i grew up in a big family.i never idolized my siblings, if anything, i just enjoyed hanging out with them. people treating these girls as idols, or as the browns call them, "goddesses", is peak subhuman behavior. these whores can barely behave as angels, much less goddessess, but I'm willing to treat them as siblings. y'all should do the same, it cuts down in that parasocial inclinations too
>>108833138this but unironically. I don't care if you're fucking more men than bonnie blue, just don't talk about it
>>108841447gem
>>108841194>much less goddessessI guess chuds like you haven't heard what the goddessess of love were like in different mythologies. Literally worse than any chuuba
>>108840838>>108840919>>108841041When I got into this hobby I treated it as any other. I saw chuubas as any other entertainer and all was find. Until that one came along and I fell in love. It hurts to watch her because real love blooming will never ever happen between me and her
This is some weird asain mindset. I’ll take the truth every time. Whatever, I’m a napling so maybe we’ll just never see eye to eye but I’ll take the truth and then letting me make my decision knowing everything over being lied to every time. I feel bad for those of you who want to be lied to
I obviously want honesty but it's because I don't want to support women in a relationship and this is why I always make sure to anti a girl for a designated period of time if I ever invested any time or money even casually into her and later found out she was lying to her fans. I don't usually feel much about it but I do so out of moral principle. Generally speaking I also try to reward women who are both honest and single. I'm doing my part to clean up vtubing.
>>108838272Well NO SHIT dude. Did you figure that out all on your own? THAT'S THE JOKE
>>108833138I dont want them to fake it and cuck us
>>108845869I want them to he honest BECAUSE I want to get cucked by them. Where does that leave me?
>>108845929Welcome aboard
>>108845929Nyanners, Nimi, Enna, that penguin girl.
>>108845958I'm not clued in enough to Phase global to understand this joke
