>Your oshi finally agrees to do analWhat's the catch?
>>108862995she hasn't washed her butt in a week
>>108862995>RobocoNo butthole.
>>108862995She takes out strapon.
Why are people obsessed with anal? Why would you want to have sex where only one partner is enjoying it?
>>108862995Her strapon is no less than 14 inches long.
>>108862995>no catch whatsoever
>>108863555Butthole engineered to the bleeding edge of performance, you mean.
>>108862995the runniest diarrhea imaginable
>>108863123and where is the catch?
>>108863616Wait, I don't remember asking Mint to do anal?
>>108863583this reminds me of people in the 20th century insisting that the female orgasm doesn't exist
>>108862995It's hairy
>>108862995IBS
>>108862995>The catchShe's nervous and clenching so you just end up spending the whole time eating ass trying to help her relax and open up.
>>108864860OK, but what's the catch?
>>108863957its smelly
>>108862995You get std
>>108864974>but
>>108865990SNIFF
>>108862995Why do people see Bae and immediately think anal? Isn't she just a shortstack cutie?
>>108866543She said it herself during a stream that she's most proud of her butt.
>>108866543shortstacks are made for anal pronebone
her cock is a lot bigger than expected
>>108866543Because she's very lawful alignment-y, despite her chaos theme that she completely fails to live up to. And everyone knows surprise buttsecks to someone as proper as Bae is like bringing fire to gasoline.
>>108862995It won't fit, too tight
>>108862995Sorry, but with Mori there is no catch
>>108867916Trust me it'll fit. Just keep trying.
>>108866543The more important question; when given the choice, why do they always stick it in her ass?
>>108862995b-but her cock is too big..
>>108862995You have to take the worse dewormer before and after to remove the parasites who want you to do anal to propagate.
>>108867946The only catch is when her sphincter catches a hold of your cock it's never letting go
>>108868659I'm more of a MATINGPRESSguy myself
>>108863616QRD on mint anal meme pls?
>>108869880
whats a good anal onahole?
>>108863583>Why are people obsessed with anal? They aren't. Only virgans with too much porn addiction or some disgusting subhumans talk about it.
>>108862995what does rat butt smell like?
>>108871528Coffee and soup
>>108871572that doesnt sound erotic at all.
>>108871622try again when you're hungry
>>108871622Reality is often disappointing.
>>108866310>
>>108866543>Brats are into anal sexJeez, I wonder why
>>108862995It's the only way she can orgasm
>>108862995Your seat is in the corner.
The catch is that it's Taco Tuesday.Imagine a Hershey's Kiss the size of a bowling ball. You get the picture.
>>108862995no butthole
>>108862995>monkey's pawyour oshi is american so you get an intestinal parasite crawl into your dickhole during anal and chew holes in your balls effectively castrating youprobably still worth it
>>108872006>these are the faggots calling you a unicorn like it's an insult
>>108866310the smell meme only works for pheromones, not actual shit
>>108862995The catch is I hate anal, only homosexuals do anal. By agreeing to anal she is denying me what I really want, leg locked creampie.
>>108873234where does all the tea go then?
>>108869938that's just panties with a hole
>>108863123>>108866310>>108871848>>108873386>works for pheromones, not actual shitExactly. Crotch must be bathed prior.
>>108862995She randomly pisses on you during the entire session
the catch is you cant get pregnant from anal so its a instant turnoff
>>108876165hot
>>108862995The catch is shes an anal idol and will squirt on me every six or seven thrusts.
>>108863123FPBP
