▼ Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://x.com/PhaseConnect | https://x.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Lia】https://x.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou◆【Utatane Nasa】転寝ナサ (JP) https://x.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa◆【Hakushika Iori】白鹿いおり (JP + EN) https://x.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika◆【Fujikura Uruka】https://x.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka◆【Shisui Michiru】紫翠みちる (JP) https://x.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui◆【Tenma Maemi】https://x.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma◆【Pipkin Pippa】https://x.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kaneko Lumi】https://x.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi◆【Fuura Yuri】[Terminated] https://x.com/AmarisYuri | Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive◆【Dizzy Dokuro】https://x.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro◆【Jelly Hoshiumi】https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi◆【Ember Amane】https://x.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane◆【Clio Aite】https://x.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite◆【MariMari_en】https://x.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en◆【Eepy Sleepy】https://x.com/EepySleepyCh | https://youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Remilia Nephys】https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys◆【Chisaka Airi】https://x.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi◆【Amanogawa Shiina】https://x.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina◆【Himemiya Rie】https://x.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie◆【Erina Makina】https://x.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina◆【Komachi Panko】https://x.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Runie Ruse】https://x.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse◆【Eimi Isami】https://x.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami◆【Muu Muyu】https://x.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu◆【Hikanari Hina】https://x.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina◆【Saya Sairroxs】[Hort] https://x.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Kannagi Loki】巫ロキ (JP) https://x.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki ◆【Kokoromo Memory】恋衣めもり (JP) https://x.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory◆【Gram Pico】倉夢ぴこ (JP) https://x.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico◆【Ayase Yuu】絢世ユウ (JP) https://x.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_◆【Kaminari Clara】歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP) https://x.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––◆【Malice Evermore】https://x.com/MaliceEvermore | https://youtube.com/@maliceevermore | https://twitch.tv/maliceevermore◆【Nitya Nil】https://x.com/Nitya_Nil | https://youtube.com/@Nitya_Nil | https://twitch.tv/nitya_nil◆【Wilhelmina Frost】https://x.com/wilhelminafr0st | https://youtube.com/@wilhelminafrost | https://twitch.tv/wilhelminafrost◆【Bibi Biscuit】https://x.com/BibiBiscuitCh | https://youtube.com/@bibibiscuitch | https://twitch.tv/bibibiscuitch◆【Anya Nyabyss】https://x.com/AnyaNyabyss | https://youtube.com/@AnyaNyabyss | https://twitch.tv/anyanyabyss◆【Sinon Sinfonia】https://x.com/SinonSinfonia | https://youtube.com/@SinonSinfonia | https://twitch.tv/sinonsinfoniaPrevious Thread: >>108864512
>>108870480I would trust the eber to take care of my teenage son
>lumi didnt know they made small and medium condoms>she thought it started at large and went XL and XXLUhhhh bros?
>>108870606Nobody told her about the indian standard? lmao
[Lumi news] TOO MUCH BREAD
i miss airi's big knotted futa cockwould it be weird if she got me to suck her off in the bathtub to relieve stress after her long day at the office hahaand her breasts would rest on my head as my head was in her lap hahand then she would cum on my face and chest, permanently marking me with wolf pheromones as her exclusive property hoho hee hee
>>108870645Ear licking nanoyo
>>108870606That's how you know she's an astronaut
>>108870645Why does she keep rape baiting?
The Legendary Knight who saved /pcg/
>>108870674not rape baiting, it's consent
I love the cute cRRRoc!
eeber:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiQElHNnvs
You keep your ears clean, right? What if you hooked up with your oshi and she put her tongue in your ear and it was so gross she threw up
>>108870694
Hag sex
>>108870695I would lap up her vomit and say I'm her little doggy and start humping her leg
[Nitty News] Standing Man emoji
>>108870695Of course my ears are clean, that is where I keep my spiders.
eber is so cute bros
>Antis Said Anya would Lag BehindShe is now the 2nd most followed on Twitter and slowly closing in on 3rd most subscribed on youtube>Antis said her debut would fail because it was JanuaryMost viewed Debut in all of Saga>Antis said she hates her genmatesHas mentioned them, and raided into Sinon helping her get to 17.1k making her no longer in dead last.Antis weep and shit themselves in rage at the success of Anya Nyabyss.
Where is my girlfriend Ember? Is she safe? Is she alright?
>>108870757The power of a big butt
[Lumi news] my little puppy
someone out there has touched ember's boobs
>>108870799yeah me
https://vocaroo.com/1eo1uccGMXQT
Which phase talent would appreciate the raspberry mousse with white chocolate that I'm making
>>108870813it's not fair
where is eber i miss her
>>108870799
>>108870844under a sheet of ice maybe
>>108870799Crazy how every phase talent had some chad thundercock fuck em who will never know that the girl he fucked was some Dizzy Dokuro or Ember Amane
>>108870844She licked a frozen pole and now she's stuck
>>108870859no man in her life to help
give eber borgir
>>108870844ICE got her.Flawless chud victory.
>>108870884you're memeing but that's why i can't get heavily invested into vtubers
what stream is this from???
>>108870922Catbox? I want to cum
>>108870654honestly, I need airi to fill up my holes with cum and mindbreak me into being her slut.
>>108870895if the power is out the power is out tf you want me to do
Saga onaholes when?
>>108870757big latina booty
>>108870960A real man would have enough backup generators to keep the house powered at all times.
[Lumi news] Dizzy is the invaders leader because she had the biggest boobs
[Lumi news] Dizzy is evil, Malice is not; the leader of a female group must be a little evil, "the baddest bitch"
>>108870960They make bicycle generators. Start pedalling fatty.
I suppose it was to much to hope for...
>>108870971First anniversary
stupid sexy evil boss bitch bug
>>108870757her ccv is ass lol
>>108871018I cannot wait that long. I will twist my balls and put the company on my suicide note.
Zynoa sex.
>>108870778>>108870976proof?
Someone in Lumi's chat thought that Uruka was 30.
>>108870913Werid but I'm ok with it if they married afterwards, becuase that way it feels like the guy committed. If they broke up then I'm just idolizing something a guy had and threw away without a care, which is more emasculating. Uruka being a femcel and Runie being a lesbian make them feel like safe choices. Everyone else is a hard no and I have no idea how the fuck anyone supports Clara.
the bad one is never the leader. the leader is always bland and milquetoast. Lumi is Justin Timberlake, Dizzy is JC Chasez for an analogy.
>>108871025the only thing that's ass is her puerto rican rump
[Lumi news] Lia is her baby because she loves her like her baby
>>108871062lmaoHagruka will be ultra sex though
What if Phase Connect sold chastity belts that are remotely operated by the talents so you can only cum when they let you
>>108871076Lia is the new Elfin.
the eber update:her internet goes in and outmight have to switch to regular zatsu
>>108871088what if you jerked off before posting
>>108871088I don't think that's how chastity belts work
>>108871066who tf are they
>>108870844That's da Michi in a wig.
>>108871111nta but I'm straight jorking it while i post all the timei at least have a semi whenever i post fyi
[Lumi news] she makes monkey noises all the time
>>108871062>>108871063Someone in /pcg/ thought Uruka was a femcel.
>>108871116I'm sorry I'm not a chastity belt expert like you mr anon
>>108871106Wait didn't Texas get assfucked by a storm a few years ago? LMAO first world nation my ass. Holy shit, upgrade your infrastructure.
>>108871144Lucky. If I jorked it for as long as I was on here my dick would make me cry from pain.
Check out this sexrat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Kz5-x6-54
>>108871167uruka has taken a lot of big cocksnot that there's anything wrong with that she talks about it openly but she is a size queen and gets the d on the regular
I'm gonna date, have sex with, and/or marry the vtuber.
MONKE
lumi's playing kusoge
>>108871175neither am I but I have a penis and understand what does and does not make me cum and I don't think a chastity belt can influence that
>>108871197>not notmemory>no car
>>108871231fucking gaaaay
>Get a bit of a cold snap>Internet stops workingGet your shit together Texas
[Lumi news] she doesnt want to be female
>>108871256make us
>>108871197Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>108871176Anon 1 inch of snow in an area it never gets snow turns every vehicle into a 2000lb wrecking ball. So much shit gets fucked up.
>>108871197I M A G I N E
>>108871270How many times does this have to happen before you actually prepare for one of these storms?
>>108871303all of them
texas should declare snow woke so they do something about it
>>108871289I remember years ago Atlanta got freezing rain and the whole city shut down
>>108870766She's with her girlfriend Dizzy
pictures of Clara’s vagina
>>108871302Need rat onahole.
[Nitty News] She's not reading all that.
>>108870766eating a hamburger somewhere
>>108871371Imagine the damage that thing has taken
>>108871025>900 to 1.4k is Ass nowOkay.
>>108871302Thats just bullshit
>>108871354That wasn't snow or sleet. That storm covered every surface and every leaf in a perfectly form-fitting inch-thick sheet of ice. Cars were completely entombed and trees fell left and right.
>>108871371don't existbut ember's...let's see those
fugg. i shitposted too hard and now the sun is coming up.
>eber in t-minus 8 minutes
cute eber...
Forza Horizon 6 is coming out eventually. Who are the best racists in Phase Connect?
>>108871424I want to eat her ass
>>108871448Panko. Jelly. Michiru.
>>108871323It's funny because the Lisaposter shitting up threads, is actually brown.
>>108871448Pippa
>>108871452
>>108871468No... my cute little twink can't be brown!
I wish Runie's ASMRs were a bit more lewd
>>108871379That dice game was like crack to me when i first played kcd.
How long until Tenma finishes Expedition 33?
Reminder that the Lisa poster is free use in Phasecon
>>108871589
>>108871585Purple mint and just as boring.
Buy a donkey
lia should do more good streams
Lumi sucks at being a monkey
Buy a pling plong
eberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiQElHNnvshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiQElHNnvshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIiQElHNnvs
>>108871649This but Eimi.
>>108871393In context it absolutely is. We're not even a week from the 10k debut, same as the other saggers, and the dropoff is massive compared to them.
>>108871589The ride never ends. I wish my oshi could stream like this why must it always be the boring ones?
>>108871642
>>108871663well she is a lizardperson so
>>108871585When you find the lost elf in the forest asking for help.
>>108871668>no hamburger
>>108871689admire her perseverance
>>108871692That nose looks like a heart, that's cute
>>108871632What did Eepy do to make you this bitter femanon?
>>108871692
>>108871689Thank your lucky stars that's not fucking GTA RP.
>Nitty just beat a cow to deaththis is donkey country mooa
https://vocaroo.com/11PI1D5rfRR3
Wakey wakey Lumi...its slap slap time...
>>108871689how long is this game
>>108871794needs a womb tattoo
>>108871808I'm still amazed how expressive and well rigged her model is.
>>108871819It took me 40 hours to get every trophy but as normal Tenma just sucks at games
tenma sound like frankenstein monster
>>108871855You could say that Tenma is bad at video games
>>108871785Sinon WILL open a GTA Phase RP server and Tenma WILL play it.
>>108871819Tenma is up to 92 hours streamed not including this stream
>>108871871and Michi
[Embar news] Do not let natural selection get you
>>108871872i forgor this to prove she is slow
>>108871865Stop it.
Why does Phase Connect gets all the sexy juicy tender esl holorejects with cute accents
[Ember news] She's streaming without pants on
god damnit ember is cute
>>108871871I could get around tenma RP actually. Bring it on.
Pippa is going to goon to this
>>108871871Will Sinon be the raped or the rapist in an RP server?
>>108871938pippa loves fat bitches
Anya news
>>108871938No one cares about this peruvian landwhale
>>108871938Oh, so she does know how to wear actual clothes.
eber owns toy story shoes and has a penchant for weird shoes in general
>>108871843Sakana should pay her rigger a big bonus
>>108871958Performative.
the prostitute told me i was the best she ever had. might not have to pay as much next time. anyway, eber cute and likes food :3
>>108871978Yes, he should
>>108871810why would someone do this to sweet star woman
>>108871958Is she trying to make Nyaru seethe?
>>108871983>might not have to pay as much next time.
Michiru newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6hNZV3yr0
>>108871975The true Cwc of phase connect.
>>108872021explain this for nonschizos
>>108871983>he thinks the prostitute likes him
There is always something funny about the dialog cam in kcd
>>108872021Retard.
>>108871983>told me i was the best she ever had
>>108872035Kys.
>>108872090Another life saved by ethanol. Good luck with your ass worms go to an ass doctor or a regular one maybe
Hoochie mama I love Runie!
>>108872090start fasting niggaactually go see a doctor nigga
>>108872090if you're not kidding look up dichotomous earth + worms right now. take it with water and it will kill them in a few days. it will really suck but it works.
>>108872090Easily treatable with drugs, no? Just make sure to wash all of your stuff so you don't re-consume the eggs later. Wash your hands before eating from now on.
There's a massive amount of people who are hunting and gathering in Africa
>>108872090Go see a fucking doctor what the fuck.
>>108872044Anon's dox posting and thinks it's funny because he's a secret knowledge haver (despite 99% of posters having seen the dox because it got spammed here for years)
the eber updatekitty keeps biting her
>>108872065Its true. I did my best 8 minutes and came. She couldnt tell i was a virgin lol, she said i moved like an expert
>>108872155cats hate whoresthis is known
>>108871997You would all kill a man just to touch her
lumi moment, i knew this fucking cold was going to fuck meno, im not going to cosplay larry
>>108872172Wow, you should buy her a gift and pay her extra next time. Maybe you can even save the whore.
>>108871983to be fair if anyone on this website would to believe a prostitute it would be /vt/.
BIG NEWS SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndG_it2RwSQ
>>108872177You're a small little thing
>>108872175she’s too skinny, I would kill a man to squeeze eimi’s belly
>>108872065I hate this face I hate her
>>108872172>losing virginity to a whore
Lumi is losing her mind trying to stack 4 branches
>>108872175Depends on the man. Many people are alive simply because they aren't worth the consequences of killing them.
holy shit, i forgot china exists. i can buy bulk socks off alibaba and not need to wash my cumsocks ever again.
Phaser for this feel?
>>108872172if she didn't know and assumed you were experienced then why did she comment on it? your story does not make sense
>>108872090You can buy pinworm medication online, you'll be fine
>>108872209Larry isn't a whore.
>>108872207That's impossible.
>>108872240Ember
>>108872240Dizzy but only in her dreams
I hope anon doesn't actually lose his virginity to a whore and instead finds a nice older girl to be in a loving relationship with
Nitty is a menace
>>108872228Just buy some fucking Kleenex man.
>>108872201
>>108872268hey thanks man
>>108872172Prostitutes are known for being honest unlike whores
>>108872268The whore was probably a nice older girl
>>108872192I paid 800 dollar for 60 minutes and gave her a 50% tip. She was satisfied both financially and sexually.>>108872241Because i told her mid sex that she is my first girl. Thats when she told me she couldnt believe it because i move so good.
>>108872172Anon... it's her job to lie to you and make you feel good about yourself. She just wants you to pay her againThough that does mean you didn't do horribly enough that your money isn't worth putting up with you so take your wins where you can
>>108872021This is legitimately too coincidental.
>>108872281nutting into tissues sucks. socks are built for it.
Daily reminder that male "virginity" isnt real. Ancient societies didn't even recognize its existence. Men dont have hymens.
>>108872303>800 dollar for 60 minutes >and gave her a 50% tip
>>108872303>800 an hourOk now I really hope you're joking.
the eber updatetalked about the barbie horse and princess circling back to weird shoesshe used to wear cameltoe shoes
>>108872065Hime Baby
>>108872303
>>108872325I usually nut in my hand and spread it on my legs and stomach so i can scrape it off like glue later.
>>108872348Stop posting this now
>>108872317Offtopic.
>>108872348
>>108872317I don't care about snowcommies getting shot
>>108872365This but someone else's pant legs.
>>108872365To be a hairless motherfucker.
>>108872303>800 with tipBro could honestly buy a decent sex doll at that price.
Lumi is GROOMING
>>108872338The only way I would pay that much for a whore is if she was the perfect jap doing a cosplay for me with no limits.
>>108872373Phase supports ICE
>she keeps punching kuneshat this point she will be max level before the tutorial is over
>>108872396AAIIIEEEEEEEEE
cmon niggas>>108872303stop getting baited
Dizzy is grooming Yuy
>>108872394a sex doll comes with extra baggage though. How the fuck do you dispose of if later without getting the cops called on you for hiding a body?
>>108872325>>108872365Just eat it like a normal person you fucking weirdos.
Would you pay 800 for 60 minutes with pippa?
>>108872429for phase...right?
>>108872429
[Lemon New]Lumi is ready to mate for the species
>>108872268Honestly losing it to a whore isn't the worst idea, it's better than a random one night stand or to a girl you like who happens to be a cheating whore. I lost mine getting molested as a kid so anon's first experience was probably better than mine
>>108872303don't forget the flowers next timefucking idiot
>>108872432Just... clean it regularly and take care of it
>>108872394You can get a full body plush doll and a fleshlight for like 400.
>>108872440I wouldn't do it for 800/h
>>108872461>getting molested as a kid
>>108872394>>108872471You could get a dog for free
>>108872466Eventually a day will come where you wont want it. Be it due to an upgrade or just moving on.
I earn exactly 1200 usd in a month making concrete blocks 12 hours a day...
>>108872440No.
Hello /pcg/ I've been meaning to make Pippa for some time now so here it is. Hope you like it.https://files.catbox.moe/z2eio1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/605ekx.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d7cnxg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ylp0b3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/phhfy6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/pto96e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6majb5.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b98ysk.png
>>108872090...Inis?
>>108872482
Never pay for pussy, just fuck it
>>108872461Holy humblebrag
>>108872440Fuck yes.
>>108871323 into dox baiting into mint posting into beastiality spam.
>>108872268In the nearby village where i live used to live this older woman (a widow in her 40's i think) who would take every teenage boy's virginity.
I’ve been watching more Lia lately, why didn’t you guys tell me how fucking sexy she is?
>>108872500Just get the plush one. You can easily stuff it in a garbage bag and toss it without it looking weird. You could even cut it open and remove the stuffing and it wouldn't look like anything.
>>108872551How's rural slovakia this time of year?
Thread summary: One anon got ass worms the other lost his virginity to a whore for 1200 USD (she also loves him btw). Another anon got molested. Phase Connect?
>>108872551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nQXo1D6cLU
>>108872482Ignoring the obvious ethical problem with that, dogs also need food and maintenance.
>>108872500I cut mine up and then burnt it till nothing was left on my BBQ grill
>>108872551i bet she married young and they reminded her of her husband when he was still alive
>>108872579I'm drinking tenma coffee while posting.
>>108872570Close enough guess, I'm lithuanian
>>108872172Bait or mental retardation?
>>108872525Everyone pays for it in one way or another.
>>108872610Can you give me your town whore number? I'm polish but I live near the border
>>108872449Kill yourself dalit
>>108872429>>108872445Sex with Chinese women
>>108872579I'm seeing the vet on Monday. My dog will probably have to be put down.
>>108872579I'm listening to Ember while discussing sex dolls.
>>108872446what does this mean
>>108872525>it
Bucket of crabs. I lost my virginity and did so well i made a prostitute cum. Xou cant just say " Wow anon, congrats, thats really cool im happy for you". No, you need to drag me down and berate me so you can feel better. Thats fine, i still love you guys. I wish the same happiness for you guys as im feeling rn
>>108872645I'm sorry to hear that anon.
>>108872579>Another anon got molested.GIWTWM
>>108872622True, but don't just outright pay for a used snatch
>>108872629Are you a teenage boy? I don't think she's so generous and loving to adult men. At least not that I've heard of. And she's probably in her late 50's now.
>>108872680He was molested by a man...
>>108872645F for dog
>>108872517Nice work anon. That shithole of a website has finally finished loading the images at its blazing fast 40KB/s! I was expecting slop so it was a surprise. My only advice is her pussy should be puffier.
>>108872674>made the whore cum
>>108872674" Wow anon, congrats, thats really cool im happy for you"
>>108872685I'm 23 I'm still young
>>108872688ok, i take that back
>>108872639Everyone else managed to ignore that poster but you just had to give them a (you) huh?
>>108872610You guys are my favorite balts.
>>108872674I'm just berating you for paying way too much. I hope she was top shelf for that ridiculous price.
>>80770536
>>108872713
>anons here be dropping $1000 donos to vtubers for like 5 seconds of attention>meltdown over some guy paying to have a good enough experience fucking a girl that he felt the need to blogpost about itC'mon guys, what is this performative outrage? Admit it, you're just poorfags. $800 for a good first time is more than worth it and if he can afford a $400 tip money clearly isn't an issue here>>108872466>just take care of the sextoyYou pay for a whore to leave and clean herself without having to deal with a relationship. Sexdolls are just worse whores for people who can't afford actual whores
>>108872705BASED
>>108872684>used snatchlarping faggot lol.
>>108872674>I made the prostitute cumAnon ... I hate to tell you this
Panko has a whole Radiohead karaoke and she pissed herself on stream at the end of it and you guys are talking about whores
>>108872749based on what
[Lumi news] she is illiterate
>>108872723Thanks
>>108872771no she didnt
>>108872771It's saturday funposting time pick up your favorite drink and start blogging
>>108872771We are talking about prostitutes, not Lumi
>>108872741I have that same Albedo figure, but nothing else in common so I'm doing ok.
>>108872517good work
>>108872771fake news, unfortunately
after anon posted about his buttworms my butthole is really fucking itchy.
pinching my ween to this lumi gameplayi am self inserting and pretending she is jane from tarzan spying on me
>>108872771Whores are good when they have sex with me
>>108872857kek
wow the madman really drew blacked porn of all the phasers, and it's pretty good qualityi have never seen such a thing before
>>108872744Okay but it's pay a large amount of money per session vs. pay a large amount once and you can have as many sessions as you'd like. It's far more efficient and I'm not gonna lie, some sex toys have felt way better than some women and men I've been with.
>>108872857
>>108872744>giving a vtuber more than five bucks a monthlol. Tbf though you have a point. I would probably pay that once given the opportunity if she was really attractive. Too bad it's illegal here.
>>108872692Thanks! I was actually debating between making it puffy or having the labia visible. I'll go with puffy next time. I'm also not sure if I should give her any pubes.
Embar sex moment
>>108872889
why is this thread full of homos, people who visit prostitutes, people who got molested, etc
>>108872898>pippa pubes I mean I'm a little bias
>>108872705liggers aren't sending their besthttps://tools.2807.eu/follows?user=zephyrussnowfall
>>108872889not to mention it's just more convenient.
>>108872177come to phasecon
>>108872771panko's boring
>>108871794>>108871838>tattoo
>>108872927Becase you're on 4chan dot org slash vt - Virtual YouTubersWho exactly do you think you're going to find here? Functioning members of society?
>>108872931He said Jelly said it. I don't know if that's true.
>>108872927This is pcg. Are you new here?
>>108872773>i honestly don't watch Lumi
>>108872898Pubes are a bit decisive but I'm all for it.
>>108872958other vtuber fans aren't nearly this bad
>>108872975don't give the jew attention
Find your are oshi.
>>108872984Can you cosplay Larry
>>108872984That's just not true. Most generals are way more aggressive and toxic than we are.
how do I stop being horny for phasers
>>108873016I used to be a Hololive fan and apart from being cringe nerdy and SEA none of them engaged in the repulsive shit this place does
>>108873014Another one, lets go.
fucking hell guys dont open it
>>108873014good
>>108872090>>108873012What country are you two from to be catching fucking worms
There's a gray in Ember's chat literally called izzat
>>108873003>everyone is in their original outfits>ShiinaThis faggot is a coward
>>108873012
>>108873017you can tell because it always happens right after WMAF posts trigger him
Yep, I get my news from /pcg/, how could you tell?
>>108872014All forgiven and forgotten.
>>108873016Maybe /lig/ but those shitheads transplanted here a long time ago
>run monke
>>108873028That's because holo fans are basically children. This is the boomer thread.
>run a small warhammer/military/scifi themed Twitter account with 1000 followers.>some warhammer girl nerd likes every tweet I make.>sends me memes in dms unsolicited>she has more followers than me (10,000) but retweets me everyday>responds to every comment I post on her tweets>know she lurks on my account because she likes messages I send to other people>she's 10 years older than meAm I in? phase connect on topic o algo
>>108872889Even a mid woman with a loose pussy easily beats a top of the line sex doll tbdesu
>>108873072/lig/ is just a different flavor of /pcg/
>>108873084She wants you to put a baby in her eggsGo for it anon
>>108873046>ember>wemi>lia
*Post girls that love white men in your thread*
>>108873014He was unironically a rabbi lmao
>>108873072Go spend a day in ggg or take a look in swarm, they're always seething and mean. I will say the snackers are actually pretty nice in my experience.
>>108873036Im from Norway
>>108873084>>she's 10 years older than meyou lost
>>108873109
>>108873109So was Jesus.
>>108873084You already posted this larp a while back.
>>108873084>10 years oldergo for it
>>108873096I can't speak from experience but I sincerely doubt that.
More Pippahttps://files.catbox.moe/0y17r1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tu6e6g.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/p5cdak.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dxpzuc.png
>>108873138Jesus was famously not a rabbi and was heavily disliked by the actual rabbis (Pharisees) to the point that they got him crucified
Does anybody else have any other relationship events theyd like to share with the class?
>>108873084she did this exact thing 10000 times alreadywhere do you think her followers come from
my brother says to get on hinge, could i find a girl like bibi this way?
>>108873202what's hinge
any news?
>>108873106>love white men>shiinaHah hah hah hah hah hah
>>108873016disarming post. sus. anonymous boards don't have culture. protect yourselves folks
>>108873222There will be some BIG NEWS in about 10 minutes.
>>108873190I had sex with a freshman girl as a senior in hs and now I post here and avoid relationships
>>108873190I kissed a girl once because a very ugly girl was very insistent on kissing me when I was drunk at my cousin's 18th birthday partyThe next day I asked her out and she shared the screenshot with my cousin and didn't respond and the whole family made fun of meI'm a hugless handholdless virgin otherwise
Pippa is just not sexual. Her model looks outdated, her voice is horrible and her personality is "Im an edgy 13 year old boy from 2016". We have so many cuter, sexier girls that we are drowning in sexy woman... and you pick Pippa?
>>108873217a fundamental movement where you bend at the hips, pushing them backward with a neutral spine to work your glutes, hamstrings, and lower back
pippa pickme
>>108873190I lost my virginity on my childhood bed
>>108873232>anonymous boards don't have cultureYou should be raped.
>>108873254She has the best and softest hands in phase connect
>>108873288You won't be able to say this after Eimi's handcam stream coming soon.
>>108873046it truly is her best version
When I visited Germany for christmas last year I told some people at a bar I was Texan and they asked where my cowboy hat was
>>108873272I pick Pippa
>>108873303IS THAT A
dat me
>>108873303UUuuuuooohhhHagcunny
>>108873310pippacrite
>>108873014Good.
>>108872268is losing it to a prostitute better than not losing it at all?
>>108873306West or East Germany?
>>108873323plump latina butt
>>108873303i could never watch shiina like this around my sisters im so glad she cleaned up her appearance.
Pipkin Pippastein
Thank god Nitty is so cute because she is really bad at this game
>>108873190I used to rape my highschool girlfriend on a daily basis. I'd wake her up with sex and ignore her trying to push me away until she gave up. There were days where she would just wake up and lay there crying while I used her (she lived with us because her stepdad raped her older sister so her mom didn't want them in the house trying to seduce her man)
>>108873346have sex with your sisters
Quite the thread today
>>108873342The rhine
>>108872446Yuy just said big black and corrected herself.....
>>108873357Back to AO3 with you
>>108873363Lumi is usually more entertaining.
>>108873303her best version is six feet under desu
Well I think pippa is very fucking a monster
>>108873353Are you saying that Nitty is bad at video games?
>*moans*>im using my brainluv lemon
>>108873357Female hands posted this
>>108873303Sex
>>108873303Thats a child
How do we tell our livers to stream less? Tenma, Nitty, Clio all stream so much and put pressure on the other girls. This wont end well and we can already see the effects on Memoir. Many will follow if they dont change things
>>108873306because you said "texan" instead of "american" they expected something "texan" about youyou know german humor is no laughing matter.
https://files.catbox.moe/xn9nin.mp4
>pan piano posts a clothed teaser picI sleep.
>>108873084Go for it retard
>>108873415Phase talent hands posted this
>>108873394STOP
You have eagerly waited all week for it, and now it is finally here!Your favorite show of all time:Phase Weekly!As always presented by our most lovely host Dizzy.Hop in and give her a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndG_it2RwSQ
*hic*
Will there really be cute femboys at phase con for sex
Are there any Australians here? I have a question for you guys.
>>108873394
>>108873452It's a boring show.
[Lumi news] it is her duty to sex all monkeys
[Lumi news] She doesn't know how to sex
>>108873190I took my wife out for breakfast at this cute little dinner and she took tons of pictures while I secretly listen to tenma stream.
>>108873458Yeah but they'll be Malaysian and fillipino
>lateYeah Dizzy hates us
>>108873458Yes
>>108873394say what?
>>108873459what's up
>>108873459It's 7am, the fuck you want?
>>108873461Post Batrick
>Phase weekly lateWhat the FUCK is happening? Should I freak the fuck out?
>>108873452I prefer 90 minutes till midnight sorry
>>108873497would
>>108873505>>108873507Why are you guys obsessed with Rust?
>>108873461>>108873499KICK THAT LIGGER BITCH OF THE THREAD
>>108873518
>>108873499no no no man you're making me fall asleep, to DEATH bro
>>108873187nta but christian cope
>>108873487Can they cosplay Larry
WHERE IS PHASES OF OUR LIVES DIZZY!?!?!?!
>>108871958Where is this from?
BIG NEWSBIG NEWSBIG NEWSGET IN HERE BROShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndG_it2RwSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndG_it2RwSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndG_it2RwSQ
>>108873389KEK>>108873394NONONONO
>>108873413Then why erotic?Checkmate librol.
I might just stay in bed all day todayFuck it
>>108873190i lost my virginity to my cousin when we were in middle school. we dated in high school, but broke off because she move away for college. i was hoping to get back in contact now that she finished school and moved back.
>>108873537her last shorts video
shan't be clicking
>>108873534It's literally in the bible nigga jews hated Jesus (and they still do)
>>108873551Masturbate to Larry
>>108873527are we?i played rust once 12ish years ago
Daily reminder Batatvideogames grandparents were collaborators with the Italian Fascists when they occupied Albania. (According to her)
>>108873551Just remember to masturbate.
>>108873527It speaks to the Australian mindset
Lumi made STICK
click anon, click, don't be shy
>>108873557Based
>>108873415>Tenma, Nitty, Clio all stream so much and put pressure on the other girls.OK and? Couldn't you flip that and sayMist don't girls don't stream enough which puts pressure on the big dogs to stream more?
>>108873497ex-fats are so fucking ugly.
Is it just one anon camping the thread nearly 24/7 or are all of you horny for Larry?
>>108873568>>108873580I have twice already
>>108873603Threesome with Iori & Larry
>>108873603Anytime you notice something you dont like in a thread it is always one anon.
>>108873564they hate him but jesus is fulfilling the jewish covenant by making all the christian retarded goyim slaves with no identity
So which chuuba is gonna play the new Fable
>>108873415Holy shit Mari, streaming really is not that hard.
>>108873557https://youtu.be/-p8GXZcdrIk?si=AqXIgjzNnMQs1W5k
commit mortgage fraud and invest the earnings into JORBS!!!!!
lumi is not a good monkey momma
>>108873640>new Fablefucking what?
>>108873508
shopdotphasedashconnectdotcom
>>108873575based but unfortunately their descendant bat become a retarded dugin supporting third worldist
I cant believe there are people who unironically think kingdom come had good combat
>>108873527I have negative interest in Rust. I would stop being friends with someone if they were obsessed with Rust. That said, fucking with other people, especially foreigners, is a national pastime so probably that
>>108873632You're mixing terms that have varied referentsYou also sound like a pol pagantard
WTF is game Lumi is playing?
>>108873694it's better than gothic, but also a lot of autists love winning more than they like game mechanics
Nothing ever happens.
pling plong
>>108873640hopefully no one it looks ugly
>>108873694Get good scrub
Why is dizzy having a melty
>>108873660I wonder if this still works
IS EEPY STREAMING TODAY OR NOT
>>108873575Proof?
>>108873712monkey evolutionit's made by a director who did the early AC games
>>108873694damn, crazy that people enjoyed playing a popular game
>>108873711I'm telling you exactly how it is you christ kneeling cuckthe jewish covenant is coming true and christians, especially white americans, are retarded circumsized goyim slaves with no identity except dispensationalism
>>108873739that filename is mangled as fuck my dude.
BIG NEWS
>>108873736That's her natural state
>>108873603honestly, Larry should be mating pressed and bred nonstop by me
>>108873763I'm a European Catholic (foreskin INTACT) and I don't like jews. Usaian problems.
>>108873739it still workshttps://files.catbox.moe/j2omd1.m4a
>>108873640himemiya rie
https://files.catbox.moe/hpu35x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mokaux.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/laczp6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/wapha1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r03940.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/l71e4r.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qbi2j4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/20owm6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ldo4n7.png
>>108873783Both whores
>>108873640There's a new Fable?
Pippa's new model is awesome.
>>108873527>RustNone of my friends have even touched the game and neither have I.
tummy
>>108873783very hyped.Phase should just make an idol group of the girls who actually want to do the idol shit like uruka, lia, hime, lumi, jelly, runie, sinon, & anya.
>>108873804Dizzy and Runie?yeah
>the clip is just the whole debut
>>108873826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKvrWLBfD40
>>108873761its a good game but the combat system is kind of ass
>>108873849You missed one
>>108873783
>>108873858it's the new clipper meta
>>108873880gyan pigo
>>108873885blood related breeding
>>108873885now bring them apart and have a string of saliva linking them.
>>108873849>>108873880missed two, actually
>>108873885I miss these days
Why didn't Pippa hype this model debut more? If she did she would have gotten numbers
Jelly's ass status?
>>108873802stupid sexy rabbit
>>108873926full of nitrogen.
invaders wish foursome
Invaders 1 threesome
[Phase news news[ Breeding pits are okay
male:anal male:human_cattle
>Dizzy calling chat sheWhat did she mean by this
Lumi is having MONKE SEGGS
Lumi just gave birth on stream
>>108873936yes Dizzy, Ember, Jelly and me. Lumi can watch
why is malice babu?
Ok that clip made me laff but only because of the lumi edit
[Lumi News]She likes mating while her other mate watches
damn bitch. cock smells like a fish market on a hot summers day.
>>108873999Yeap, that's a skeb
Dizzy is making lewd sounds again
>>108873106
Lumi is such a nasty fucking bitch. Graduate.
[Lumi news] she finally moved out of India
>>108873231SAAAAAAAAR
did the clipper record this clip on an etch a sketch?
Why are Lumi streams so short these days?
>lumi only streaming for 3 hours 2 days in a rowbro what the fuck
>last clippy is nittyMiss
can you only buy one jorb or do they only give the option for like 30
>>108874109cuckie...
>>108873758it's shit but it makes her happish and that makes me happiesh
>>108874149they are cheaper linked on a rope
I demand more noises and jiggling Dizzy
>>108873640Runie since she supposedly played the other Fable games previously.>>108873862>Play 2 againYeah good fucking luck. 360 only.I wish I knew how to access the files somehow, because the "official soundtrack" is lacking a bunch of tracks.
[Phase news news] Bye bye!
>>108874114Third trimester
>>108874155No one likes your people pajeet.
>>108874120pregnant
So uhWhere was the big news
God i wish I were white
I get the feeling that lumi hates being a vtuber because she feels like it’s beneath her
>>108873231>>108874155>shiinaschozo is Indianthat makes sense after the blacked spam before. Why does BWC mindbreak jeets so hard?
>>108874191right here *unzips*
>>108874208She should be beneath me right now
>>108874114yesterday was for lotr. she was a little weird today. who knows. too much effort to keep track of.
>>108874191Right there
>>108874236Is Dizzy actually a DD?
>>108874236Welcome home...
[Ember news] When she is cooking she gets hungry so she just eats the ingredients
>>108874191
Whats up with girls liking veiny arms, but they hate veiny cocks?
>>108874191Why do you all gaslight yourselves into thinking there's gonna be big news every week?
>>108874275its fucked up that. they cant appreciate the aesthetics of a good cock.
>>108874236>>108874268Why are women so obsessed with male attention
>>108874275I want Hime to trace my cock veins with her tongue
>>108874232Are not Sundays for LotR?
>>108874114she's a fundamentally indolent person and her self-styling as a workaholic is entirely performative
>>108874275I appreciate them, im a man tho
>>108874335I think she went to the theatre to watch it with Fyren
>>108874217BWC is a powerful weapon against their izzat
>>108874236Where full
[Ember news] She'd like to make something romantic. Meatball spaghetti but with one huge meatball in the middle.
>>108874217>>108874387Samefag cuckie trying to pretend the BWC shit isn't just as bad as BBC spam.
>>108874335she saw the movie in some form or another yesterday. I really really hope she actually went to see it instead of watching at home. she makes me sad sometimes.
>>108873802Can you have her giving a footjob next?
>>108874342I think Lumi is shallow and pedantic
>>108874432ember and dizzy should recreate the spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp
never ever get good at being mean. it's better to be a cuckposting retard than good at being mean. all it takes is a stray moment of unfiltered insight to hurt someone, even one you care for tremendously.
>/ck/ talkMilk bread is retarded and I'll stand by thisRye sourdough is the peak of bread
>>108874441two sides of the same coin
>>108874474she is
>>108874483>Rye sourdoughnot this retard again
>>108874114It was the same year ago. Start of the year always give them the blues
>>108874342she invents a lot of work to keep herself busy that comes at the cost of more important things. she's worried about getting lost in thought and winding up stuck in bed all day. I don't know what's to be done when she barely ever wants to talk about it and her chat melts down every time she does. if she doesnt have real life friends to talk to, then shit.
>>108874275do they like big glans?
>>108874545this is cope
>pressure cooker 6min mashed potatoesYou can just cube them and it takes like 15 minutes for them to be soft enough for mashingNo point in using a pressure cooker
I wish magic was real... even just mind reading or mind control or magically binding contracts something like that. Is it really too much to want to be owned?
>>108874591hello rie
[Ember news] She's not looking for a house husband to cook her food
>>108874483Kys
>>108874109>>108874155>>108874217But why do cuckies want to BWC shiina when they're all brown?
>everyone who hates shiina is one person>everyone who hates shiina is indian>shiina does not lie on stream>shiina never kek'd methe cope continues
[Embar news] Domestic violence
Uh oh shiinaschizo melty
>>108874663I think all other schizos should be ashamed that they are not as dedicated as you, shiina schizo. A man truly dedicated to the fantasy that a random asian lady piloting an anime girl on the internet, owes you any sort of loyalty.
>>108874663saar
>>108874569I'm not retarded. I noticed how much time she spends reading. I noticed how she forces a streaming schedule she never goes over. I also noticed how she transitioned towards a game today. But I also noticed how happy she was yesterday. there's no root cause solution to being human anon. particularly for oneself. just a series of concrete steps you can define, which, with hindsight, will become apparent as part of a long joueney.you don't actually think it wise to show someone how many of their cards you have spotted do you? they'll just think you are up to something bad.
I hope Shiina's Chinese husband is having a nice day.
>>108874663>call a jeet any insult and they shrug it off>call him Indian and he melts downEvery time
>>108874738tl dr
>>108874743uhhhh it's not husband! It's gay friend
>>108874591I like where your heads at anon but it is difficult in practice. your best move would be to sign away powers of attorney over most things that can be signed away. then have yourself declared incompetent by a court. it's pretty close.
>>108874663It's hilarious how fast you fags always start boiling over BWC
Why is shiina obsessed with texas
>>108874778Oh he's gay, but I've seen the ring.
>>108874767gaslighting someone for their own good is a processs with many neccessary steps that, by neccesssity, do not reveal the entire path ahead.
>>108874663If you don't want to sound like you're always the same person there are a lot of tactics you can do, you know
>>108874778Do you want to retry that in English?
uh oh, looks like i hit a nerve cuckie
>Everyone who watches Pippa is Indian>Everyone who does not watch Pippa is Indian>Everyone who smells like shit is Indian>Everyone who is boyfriend of Phaser is Indian>Everyone that kept bullying me in school was Indian>Everyone in the thread is Indian>Indian men! I cannot stop thinking about Indian men!
>>108874843hmmm.... nyo
Just bake early
>>108874868saaar
Apu is extra mad today huh
>dizzy asks for used underwear from her white fans for research purposes What do you send her
Wait you're telling me a country of 1 billion people was conquered by 10,000 royal marines? The fuck how!!!
>>108874924Soup
>>108874924My 14 day boxersAs a white man
>>108874924Cum tribute
new>>108874857>>108874857>>108874857
Where's that killer elephant when you need him?
>>108874924Dizzy hates white people just like Shiina
>>108874949Dizzy hates not getting pregnant with a white cock right now
>>108874868>>Indian men! I cannot stop thinking about Indian men!Could you try to sound even more subcontinental?
>>108874924Her own
>>108874441>>108874632Wait holy shit you're right he's AI!
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
I wish slavery was legal. I'd give up my human rights and sell myself to Jelly or Lumi or Runie or Nitty or Nasa or any cute girl in a heartbeat.I have a decent body and face plus I'm good at all kinds of housework, yardwork and cooking so I'd make a perfect house slave. Though I'm 6'2 and fit so I could do manual labor if that's what's wanted instead, I just don't wanna think and make decisions anymore.
>>108876044
